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Why He Planned His Final Backflip Carefully

Matt and Shane's secret clips

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00:00Yeah, I mean, I had to.
00:00I retired the Gainer, though.
00:02I think I did my last Gainer ever.
00:04I was doing them every year to test my youth.
00:06I was like, I'm going to do these until I'm 60.
00:08Dude, they're getting tougher.
00:09And it's also like, I might hit my head and severely handicapped myself.
00:13Yes.
00:14So I did my last one.
00:15I did the last one for the fam, dude.
00:16I didn't even get like...
00:18Man, I hope that.
00:19I didn't get halfway around.
00:20I don't know if that happens, but if you cracked your head and became like,
00:23not a vegetable, but close, this podcast would take off.
00:26If I became like an astrophysicist or something.
00:27If I hit my head and became an astrophysicist.
00:28Astrophysicist or a guy who thinks he's an astrophysicist, that would be so sick, dude.
00:33The podcast would be...
00:34The universe.
00:35I was like, shut up, dumbass.
00:36You actually have no idea.
00:37I'm actually smart.
00:38Dude, if I became a quadriplegic, you could want to community college for astrophysics.
00:44I tried to do a Gainer.
00:47You could just give talks.
00:49You could go to schools.
00:50I could.
00:50Wheelchair talks about no horseplay.
00:53Dude, I mean...
00:53Those rules are at the...
00:54I might have to go in a wheelchair or get in my head.
00:56How much...
00:57Dude, but seriously, imagine.
00:58No, you didn't have to deal with the pressure of stand-up.
01:00You could just go give wheelchair talks and be like, no one will ever keep me down.
01:05I always have happy thoughts.
01:09No matter what life throws at you, you can overcome it.
01:12Okay.
01:12Okay.
01:12Okay.
01:13Okay.
01:13Okay.
01:13Okay.
01:13Okay.

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