00:03Ta-da! Heart-shaped. I got up at six for this.
00:10God, you're basically a housewife with a beard.
00:15Okay, that's a lot to unpack before coffee.
00:20You iron my scarves, you cry at dog movies.
00:22I cry at one dog movie. It was a very good dog.
00:26And you named my houseplants, all six of them.
00:29Steve was thriving until you over-watered him.
00:32Real men build empires, Gary. You build brunch.
00:41Fertility goddess, she looks like a potato with a grudge.
00:45That's when I learned, never insult a lady's face, even a stone one.
00:53Whoa, whoa, I take it back. You're gorgeous, very sturdy.
01:03Ow, my back. What is this, some extreme feminist cosplay?
01:08Put the sticks down, ladies. What do women know about wilderness survival?
01:12A soft one talks a lot.
01:13And the tall ones need a stylist. Ever heard of conditioner? Soft.
01:17I benched 130. Once, in college.
01:23Turns out, everything. They knew everything.
01:28Too loud. Sit.
