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00:01:03Time is a funny thing.
00:01:10One day you're a little girl running fast toward an unknowable future.
00:01:19and then suddenly you're an adult not sure of who you are and what you're doing
00:01:35you want to go back to a time when things were simple
00:01:50what if you could
00:02:20maybe we go back to see ourselves as younger people
00:02:24still us but different
00:02:39I've discovered that the clock in here is more important than the clock out there
00:02:44the clock that stops when a moment is beautiful as if the universe
00:02:50understands you're trying to hold on
00:03:02what if I told you that you could go back but it wouldn't change the future
00:03:22maybe we go back anyway just to remember
00:03:31to try and hold on to those moments
00:03:36what if you could
00:03:46would you
00:03:47do
00:05:53Okay, I don't know you, but I know that you are using an internal light meter.
00:05:59You can't trust us.
00:06:00They're just not as reliable.
00:06:01No one else in your book really cares about the quality except me.
00:06:04Did I see that?
00:06:06Yeah.
00:06:08It's a starter camera.
00:06:09I'm going to flop it out for a better body.
00:06:11How's your problem?
00:06:13Good.
00:06:14Great.
00:06:14It's awful.
00:06:15It's over.
00:06:34Everything okay?
00:06:37Okay?
00:06:39Hold it.
00:06:41Well, you're not.
00:06:43Looks like you're going nuclear.
00:06:45Is this someone's mom?
00:06:49That would mean that I had a kid at like 12.
00:06:52I guess not.
00:06:54I take it that was your prom?
00:06:57Yeah.
00:06:58Arabian nights.
00:07:00I think our theme was something like under the sea.
00:07:04We're either mermaids or belly dancers.
00:07:06Some grade-A sexist bullshit, in my opinion.
00:07:13You know, it doesn't really matter what year it is or who attends.
00:07:17This prom is every prom.
00:07:20Except this prom is supremely worse because I got dumped at prom.
00:07:25You're dateless on prom.
00:07:26It's got to be a girl.
00:07:28Maybe she said no.
00:07:29Maybe she came with some other guy.
00:07:32She didn't say no.
00:07:33The kiss you didn't ask.
00:07:35I'm not talking about her.
00:07:36What do you want me to tell my old ass friends?
00:07:38There's nothing to say.
00:07:39She's not into me.
00:07:40She's with some other hack.
00:07:43You know, it only gets worse from here.
00:07:46Much worse.
00:07:47This, you know, what you're feeling now,
00:07:49it gets multiplied by 10 when you're 34
00:07:52and you're not the hot young thing anymore.
00:07:59But that's not you.
00:08:02You don't have to worry about that yet.
00:08:11Have a good night.
00:08:13You too.
00:08:22So you're the nice guy in this story.
00:08:23You say that like it's a bad thing.
00:08:24No, no, no.
00:08:25It's not a bad thing.
00:08:26Yeah, but what you're trying to say
00:08:27is that it's not a good thing.
00:08:29No, no, no.
00:08:29You're just overthinking the whole thing.
00:08:30They, women and girls,
00:08:33they don't want nice.
00:08:34They want someone extraordinary.
00:08:35They don't want a hug.
00:08:36They want a punch in the fucking heart.
00:08:38You got that?
00:08:41You got it.
00:08:44There's my friend.
00:08:45I'll see you.
00:09:13I'll get the same in her tears.
00:09:15Just put it on mine.
00:09:17Does your husband know that you're here alone?
00:09:24Did you see the kids?
00:09:26Yeah, I just saw her.
00:09:28Yeah, I saw him too.
00:09:32Remember what it was like to be that young?
00:09:35My memories are a little hazy.
00:09:37You'll have to remind me.
00:09:40So there was this guy that I dated once in high school.
00:09:44And he turned out to be a colossal jerk,
00:09:46but there was this allure about him.
00:09:53Kind of quality that just drew you in against your will.
00:09:58I mean, he sounds perfect,
00:09:59but I know that this story doesn't have a good ending.
00:10:03As I discovered, we were entirely incompatible.
00:10:06And so you looked at him
00:10:08and you saw a future that you didn't want.
00:10:10He could have grown up and turned out to be amazing,
00:10:12and I'd never know it,
00:10:13because at the time he was Mr. Wrong.
00:10:18Well, I'm sorry for this guy.
00:10:20Yes.
00:10:22Of course you do.
00:10:25I'm not the victim here.
00:10:26I just got my heart stomped on repeatedly.
00:10:29Yeah, well, I'm sure it wasn't easy for him.
00:10:31You know, actually, I doubt that he ever lost
00:10:34one night's sleep over our breakup.
00:10:37Over anything.
00:10:38Over me.
00:10:38I lost hundreds of nights' sleep over us.
00:10:41God, you know, I walked into that one, didn't I?
00:10:42I should have seen that coming.
00:10:43Liz.
00:10:44I should go.
00:10:44Liz, don't do this.
00:10:46Liz.
00:10:46Thank you for the drink.
00:10:47Stop.
00:10:49Liz.
00:10:52Wait.
00:10:54Where have you been?
00:10:54Everybody's upstairs by now.
00:10:55I'm going home.
00:10:56I'm out.
00:10:57I'm overprompt.
00:10:58Uh, no, if you're not,
00:10:59you're coming with me to the after party.
00:11:00Oh, I'm...
00:11:01You're gonna be like the one person
00:11:02who doesn't show up.
00:11:02You really...
00:11:03I really don't want to be that person.
00:11:08Dave's gonna be there.
00:11:09I'm...
00:11:09I'm totally fine being there.
00:11:11Oh, my God.
00:11:11Okay, stop.
00:11:13Stop.
00:11:15Am I seriously hearing this noise?
00:11:17Guys, if you don't show up, he has won.
00:11:19Congrats.
00:11:20He ruined your night.
00:11:21And you call yourself a feminist?
00:11:24Oh.
00:11:29What am I supposed to do?
00:11:31You swagger into that party.
00:11:36Swagger?
00:11:36Yes.
00:11:38The swagger is essential.
00:11:40And you drop the mic,
00:11:41and then you let everybody see that mic for what it is.
00:11:43You get to have your fun.
00:11:44Dave feels stupid.
00:11:46And that's that.
00:11:50Dropping the mic, what is...
00:11:52Drop it.
00:11:53I don't know what that means.
00:11:55Drop it low.
00:11:56Come on.
00:11:57Oh, my God.
00:11:58What?
00:11:58You just...
00:11:59It's game time.
00:12:01I don't have a choice, do I?
00:12:03Nope.
00:12:03No, you don't.
00:12:06You can't bring that with you, either.
00:12:08Just...
00:12:09Shh.
00:12:10Shut up.
00:12:13Dude, you totally just checked us out.
00:12:16They weren't even looking at us.
00:12:17Look, man, I don't need your negativity.
00:12:19Okay, I need hope.
00:12:21It's gonna happen for me tonight.
00:12:22I can feel it.
00:12:23Mm-hmm.
00:12:26Well, prom is a scam.
00:12:27You have the entire summer to get laid.
00:12:30No, dude.
00:12:31No, I'm running out of time.
00:12:33You see the suit?
00:12:34That suit?
00:12:37Yeah, it's a pretty nice suit.
00:12:38Yeah, yeah.
00:12:39It's going down.
00:12:40Come on.
00:12:40Let's go.
00:12:42So they've been together a grand total of maybe two hours.
00:12:46Hey.
00:12:48Hey.
00:12:49Hey.
00:13:06So, um, what are you guys doing this summer?
00:13:12Oh, my parents are making me go on birthright.
00:13:15Oh, that's cool.
00:13:18Well, it's not really a cause for celebration, but I'm doing a bunch of stuff.
00:13:25I'm going to be backpacking across Europe, London, Milan, Barcelona, all over the place, so...
00:13:31You didn't tell me that.
00:13:32I really chose.
00:13:33I'd kill to go.
00:13:35Gee.
00:13:37When are you thinking about going?
00:13:41Still making plans.
00:13:42I don't know.
00:13:44What are you doing this summer?
00:13:45Just this photojournalism program.
00:13:49Wait, so we're graduating and you're going back to school?
00:13:53It's not school.
00:13:56I don't know if I got in yet.
00:14:07Well, that was the worst prom of all time.
00:14:10And the biggest waste of time.
00:14:13No, no, no, no, absolutely not.
00:14:15You guys always pick the worst pictures for the yearbook.
00:14:17There's actually not a single picture of you in the yearbook.
00:14:21I checked.
00:14:23Well, that doesn't give you a license to take pictures of whoever you want.
00:14:27Okay.
00:14:28Sorry.
00:14:30Here we go.
00:14:39Liz!
00:14:40Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:14:46What is this about?
00:14:47Really?
00:14:50Argentina.
00:14:59I thought we agreed that we wouldn't talk about it.
00:15:00Well, I don't know.
00:15:01Maybe I do want to talk about it.
00:15:03We were on a break.
00:15:04The situation was this.
00:15:06An opportunity presented itself to you and you took it.
00:15:10You can't just say you want space and then just use it against me.
00:15:14You know what?
00:15:14This is going to blow your mind right now, but the whole universe doesn't revolve around you.
00:15:18It doesn't?
00:15:19Oh.
00:15:20You know what?
00:15:20I take that back.
00:15:21Your ego definitely has a gravitational pull.
00:15:25I say hi, I buy you a drink, and then all of a sudden the walls go up.
00:15:30The Great Wall of Elizabeth.
00:15:32I would have to say that you, miss, are the worst.
00:15:36No.
00:15:36You're the worst.
00:15:37I'm the worst.
00:15:37You're the worst.
00:15:38All right, good night.
00:15:40You don't have all the facts about what happened.
00:15:42No, no, this isn't about facts.
00:15:43No, this is about feelings.
00:15:45And my feeling right now is somewhere between nauseous and more nauseous.
00:15:50Listen, nauseous, I have something really cool to show you.
00:15:53Did you hear anything that I just said?
00:15:54Yes, I know, but I have something really cool to show you.
00:15:57Come on.
00:15:58I'm not going anywhere.
00:15:59I'll go do this really cool thing by myself.
00:16:02I'm not going to go over there.
00:16:04It's just over here.
00:16:04I know, it's really cool.
00:16:05Really?
00:16:06Yes, come on.
00:16:07Good luck, have fun.
00:16:08Come on, just follow me.
00:16:09Have a great night.
00:16:09It's, just please come with me.
00:16:12Look.
00:16:12I'm not going anywhere with you.
00:16:13I'm just going to walk into traffic.
00:16:15Oh, that might be the smartest thing that you have done all night.
00:16:18Go for it.
00:16:19Go for it, Drew.
00:16:21Do it.
00:16:21Get hit by a car.
00:16:22I'm going to get hit by a car.
00:16:24Do it.
00:16:24I dare you.
00:16:25If you don't come, that's it.
00:16:28Oh, you're so stupid.
00:16:29Yes.
00:16:29Bon voyage, life.
00:16:31You should really be careful.
00:16:34All right, hey, hey, come on.
00:16:37It's super cool.
00:16:38Let's go.
00:16:40Let's go.
00:16:41Where?
00:16:42Just across the street.
00:16:45Please come with me.
00:16:48Please.
00:16:53Nice.
00:16:54Let's go.
00:16:55Let's run.
00:16:56Let's run.
00:16:57Get out of my back.
00:17:12You're not going to want to remember any of this.
00:17:17What is this?
00:17:19I don't know.
00:17:26Stop looking at him.
00:17:27Okay, he's a train wreck.
00:17:29Just break it in his ass and come dance with me.
00:17:34I have to go.
00:17:37Okay.
00:17:46Whoa, where are you going?
00:17:47I thought you were going to be a one wingman.
00:17:49I will.
00:17:49That's just something I got to do first.
00:17:51You're going to talk to your girl crush, huh?
00:17:55No, it's nothing.
00:17:56Never mind.
00:17:58Go for it, man.
00:18:00Yeah.
00:18:03Get him.
00:18:13You're using it.
00:18:14It's me.
00:18:17I said I'm using it.
00:18:19I said it's me.
00:18:21I'm coming.
00:18:25What the hell, Andy?
00:18:27What do you want?
00:18:32You're not using it.
00:18:34What if someone died of their bladder exploding?
00:18:37Well, that's their problem then.
00:18:40Hey, did you notice that that room is, like, really small and there are a lot of people and there's
00:18:44definitely less air to breathe?
00:18:52Are you going spontaneously combust?
00:18:55It's a breathing exercise.
00:18:58Can I ask you something?
00:19:00How come you talk to me like we didn't ride our bikes every day when we were eight?
00:19:05Because we're not eight anymore?
00:19:08But you're still the same girl.
00:19:10That's where you're dead wrong.
00:19:13You know, Dave is kind of a loser.
00:19:16He's got, like, the IQ of a fat squirrel.
00:19:19Do you have a problem with him?
00:19:20Yeah, he shoved me inside my own locker freshman year.
00:19:23That never happened.
00:19:25Maybe it did.
00:19:26Maybe it didn't.
00:19:27It didn't.
00:19:29It didn't.
00:19:30The point is, I don't need some personal tragedy to tell me that Dave Pierre is a total douchebag.
00:19:36Well, I'm not dating him anymore.
00:19:38It's not like it matters.
00:19:42It does matter, though, because you dated him at one point.
00:19:47FYI, fat squirrels are definitely smarter than Dave, and I would know that from personal experience.
00:19:52That's the B, I know.
00:19:53That's the B, I know.
00:19:54Okay.
00:20:01We should probably go back out there.
00:20:07You're welcome to go.
00:20:09You're welcome to go.
00:20:14Ladies first.
00:20:18You suck this night.
00:20:21It's been just...
00:20:23Absolutely.
00:20:32All right, go for it.
00:20:34Oh.
00:20:36How did you convince him to let you in here?
00:20:38I told him that I needed a really special place to propose to my girlfriend.
00:20:42Oh.
00:20:43Very clever.
00:20:44Oh.
00:20:46It's sad when they close these places down.
00:20:49It's like ghost theater.
00:20:52Ghost people watching ghost movies.
00:20:56Everything has its time.
00:21:00One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
00:21:13It's my lucky number.
00:21:15It's not where you sit, but who you sit next to.
00:21:22I remember that first summer.
00:21:25I wanted to see The Big Lebowski, but you insisted on seeing Buffalo 66.
00:21:29You told me you loved that movie.
00:21:31I did.
00:21:32Oh, you were so bent out of shape because you wanted to see the Coen brothers.
00:21:36Honey, you always wanted to see these movies that no one ever heard of.
00:21:38Well, I like underdogs.
00:21:39Or foreign films, like without the subtitles.
00:21:41Oh.
00:21:42And the best part was sitting in the back row and making up all the dialogue, and you made
00:21:47everybody out to be like this mobster.
00:21:49You were always saying stuff like, come here, little lady, come shoot my tummy gun.
00:21:55And I was so busy putting as many profane words into their mouths as possible.
00:21:58Oh, profane is an understatement.
00:22:00Well.
00:22:09See him in private Ryan three times.
00:22:12There's that line where he says to his wife, he says, tell me I've lived a good life.
00:22:19Tell me I'm a good guy.
00:22:22Kills you.
00:22:24I looked over at you, and you were just crying the whole time.
00:22:34That's when you knew.
00:22:37That's when I knew what?
00:22:39That you wanted to kiss me.
00:22:48What about this one?
00:22:50The five and a half hours between here and Palo Alto.
00:22:57All that time I spent sitting in a car, waiting, and all the time that I spent not seeing you
00:23:04versus the time that I actually did.
00:23:06What you don't remember, but I do, is that the minute you came in the house, you were so
00:23:11happy that you made it that you forgot everything else.
00:23:13Oh, no.
00:23:15I just didn't want to make you feel guilty for making me drive up there.
00:23:19The happier the memory, the more unlikely it is that you'll remember it.
00:23:22Okay.
00:23:23You know, I could tell you a story, or you could tell me one, or we could just go our
00:23:28separate
00:23:28ways and call it a night.
00:23:44Hey, you're in your book, right?
00:23:47Yeah.
00:23:47What?
00:23:49Yeah, I am.
00:23:50Can you take our picture?
00:23:54No.
00:23:55Come on, McFarley, just take it.
00:23:58It's, it's McFarland.
00:24:00Whatever, dude.
00:24:01Just do it.
00:24:02Hey, I'm gonna go, but thank you.
00:24:09We're just friends.
00:24:11Whatever, man.
00:24:12She's not all that.
00:24:14You know, how about I take your picture?
00:24:23I, I just forgot.
00:24:24I didn't, I didn't bring the right film for douchebags.
00:24:27What?
00:24:28I said I didn't bring the right film to expose for douchebags.
00:24:34Dude, what happened?
00:24:36Such a jerk, Dave!
00:24:37Take your girlfriend and get out.
00:24:43Great!
00:24:45That was awesome!
00:24:47Ow!
00:24:48This doesn't hurt.
00:24:49It's just not broken.
00:24:52Here.
00:24:53Tilt your head back.
00:24:56That feel better?
00:24:57Oh, it's great.
00:24:58Thanks.
00:24:58Well, congratulations.
00:24:59You pissed off everyone inside there.
00:25:02Fuck.
00:25:04It's true.
00:25:05He's an asshole.
00:25:06Who cares?
00:25:08You screw all of them.
00:25:09Well, I'm sorry.
00:25:11Some of us aren't going to Palo Alto.
00:25:13Some of us are stuck here with those assholes for all of eternity because some of us didn't
00:25:17get into Stanford or an out-of-state school or pretty much anywhere.
00:25:21I thought you were backpacking across Europe.
00:25:23I lied.
00:25:24I'm stuck here.
00:25:24Why would you lie about that?
00:25:26What do you think I'm doing this summer?
00:25:28I'm working concessions at the new Beverly.
00:25:31That's what I'm doing.
00:25:32That's the big secret.
00:25:36Do it.
00:25:37No.
00:25:38Do it.
00:25:39I don't even have a change of clothes with me.
00:25:42Are you really that scared?
00:25:44I mean, it's not even that deep.
00:25:45You know I can't swim.
00:25:47I'll save you.
00:25:48You start to drown.
00:25:48I mean, I've done it before.
00:25:50Jesus Christ.
00:25:53I thought you quit that.
00:25:55I did.
00:25:58Does he know about this?
00:26:01Are we still doing that?
00:26:02Maybe he feels responsible.
00:26:06As far as vices go these days, smoking is practically vintage.
00:26:10He has worse.
00:26:12Hmm.
00:26:15Like what?
00:26:16Pride, for one.
00:26:17Oh, and selfishness.
00:26:20Sometimes it gets the best of him.
00:26:27And what would he say about her?
00:26:30What do you think he'd say?
00:26:31Oh, I'm not even going to go there.
00:26:32I'm not even going to go there.
00:26:33Because that's...
00:26:34I can't even win with that question.
00:26:35Well, if you don't have anything negative to say, I'd be pleased to hear it.
00:26:38I just know not to engage.
00:26:39And I enjoy picking fights, according to you.
00:26:47Yeah, there's something that I want to say.
00:26:51I know that I've let you down in the past, and I'd like to make it up to you somehow.
00:27:01You only get one prom.
00:27:03You get as many proms as you want.
00:27:07Let's make tonight prom.
00:27:09The real prom.
00:27:10Let's make the best fucking prom anyone's ever seen.
00:27:13There's no reason for you not to try.
00:27:16That's such a silly idea.
00:27:20But is it a bad one?
00:27:26How do you propose we do this?
00:27:30Let me think.
00:27:31You trust me?
00:27:33I've done it before, and it only gets me into trouble.
00:27:35Then let's cause some trouble.
00:27:37What?
00:27:38Let's cause some fucking trouble.
00:27:40You're it.
00:27:45True.
00:27:46You're supposed to chase me.
00:27:47Chase me.
00:27:49Come on.
00:27:50Jesus Christ.
00:27:53You being here this summer isn't such a bad thing.
00:27:56Don't you have somewhere else that you can be?
00:27:58I really don't need you here trying to make me feel better.
00:28:14Can I see that?
00:28:17It's complicated.
00:28:22It doesn't have auto-focus or anything like that.
00:28:25Probably figure it out.
00:28:27I just want to see it.
00:28:30Don't break it.
00:28:32Again.
00:28:35The shutter's broken.
00:29:00The shutter's broken.
00:29:08Win.
00:29:13I'm on your level now.
00:29:21I'm on your level now.
00:29:32I liberated you from those stuck-ups.
00:29:35In ten years, they're all going to be working as janitors at our high school.
00:29:39All of them.
00:29:40There were like 40 people at that party.
00:29:43It'll be a really clean high school.
00:29:47What?
00:29:49Your nose is bleeding again.
00:29:59Ow.
00:30:00There you go.
00:30:01I don't know.
00:30:02Why, thank you.
00:30:04Is that better?
00:30:07Fantastic.
00:30:10Must have been in a freaking coma to have been dating Dave.
00:30:14Okay, Dave was actually a nice guy.
00:30:16A nice guy?
00:30:17That's your standard.
00:30:20Nice and prone to extremely violent outbursts.
00:30:22Okay, I don't want to talk to you about this right now.
00:30:24I'm not going to.
00:30:25Fine, don't.
00:30:26I won't.
00:30:27Hi.
00:30:30Hi.
00:30:33Your nose looks funny.
00:30:34Shut up.
00:30:34You shut up.
00:30:35I have to go to the bathroom.
00:30:37Me too.
00:30:42Dave got all weird about me being with Andy, and Andy called Dave an asshole.
00:30:46Dave punched him in the face.
00:30:47I gasped.
00:30:48Everyone gasped.
00:30:49And then we got kicked out of the party.
00:30:50Now I'm here.
00:30:52I think he likes you.
00:30:54What?
00:30:54No.
00:30:55We, me and him.
00:30:56We're not, we're not dating.
00:30:58No.
00:30:59You know, I used to be a lot like you.
00:31:01Always convincing myself that I didn't care when I did.
00:31:04And I did care.
00:31:06But I was constantly hiding it.
00:31:09You know, there's a lot of heartache in that.
00:31:11Would you do anything different?
00:31:14I don't know.
00:31:15It was unavoidable.
00:31:16And the part that you don't understand is that you don't get to choose to be hurt.
00:31:20You just are.
00:31:22I get that.
00:31:24I do.
00:31:26So who's that guy out there?
00:31:31Yeah, it's useless.
00:31:32I can't hear anything.
00:31:34Probably just discussing the differences between boys and men.
00:31:38Wait, how do you know that?
00:31:39I wasn't being serious.
00:31:45Is that the girl you were telling me about?
00:31:47She's cute.
00:31:48Why are you so fascinated with my non-existent love life?
00:31:54Because you remind me of me when I was growing up.
00:31:56A little shit running around like you knew everything when you didn't know anything.
00:32:01You're hilariously bad at this, too.
00:32:03So you need all the help you can get, buddy.
00:32:06I don't need your help.
00:32:08I think you're right.
00:32:09I think it does get better.
00:32:11I just haven't lived that long yet.
00:32:13If you could see yourself in five or ten years, you'd have a different outlook.
00:32:19You seem really certain about my future, which is kind of creepy.
00:32:22All I'm saying is that you don't get to be so cynical.
00:32:26Not yet, at least.
00:32:28No one's going to wait around for you to figure out how you feel about them.
00:32:32Ever.
00:32:36You don't have to like me to know that I'm right, but I'm right.
00:32:39I don't even know if I like you.
00:32:40I don't know if I like you either.
00:32:43Let's go.
00:32:55How was girl talk?
00:32:56Are you going to fill me in on the secrets?
00:32:57I taught her how to throw a right hook.
00:32:59Do you want me to show you?
00:32:59Keep your secrets to yourself, I'm good.
00:33:02So where's this prom that you were talking about, huh?
00:33:05You really need to step it up.
00:33:06It's here.
00:33:10Great, it's broken.
00:33:13Can you hurry up and pick something already?
00:33:16You can't make an image.
00:33:19There's no light hitting the lens.
00:33:23About a working shutter, this thing's just an overpriced piece of junk.
00:33:26It is just a camera.
00:33:28It is not just a camera.
00:33:31This is a relic of how things used to be.
00:33:34People used to have to stop and look at their surroundings.
00:33:37They had to give a shit.
00:33:39Anyone can take 15 photos in a row.
00:33:42What does that say about the art?
00:33:46You're being a little romantic.
00:33:47What's the alternative?
00:33:50The alternative is being a cynic like me.
00:33:53You don't get disappointed by anything because everything's already disappointing.
00:33:59How old are you?
00:34:0090.
00:34:02It's been hard.
00:34:08It's like a great place for a wedding.
00:34:12If only people knew that marriage was the start of a long, brutal journey of tolerating the person they're with.
00:34:20Speaking from experience.
00:34:23Maybe you fared better?
00:34:25No, I just have lower expectations.
00:34:27That's how I stay happy.
00:34:31Congratulations on settling.
00:34:34No, I just expect someone to wash dishes, do the laundry, watch a movie, and have sex with.
00:34:42Semi-regularly.
00:34:44At least that's what most other guys think.
00:34:48It's a lot more than that.
00:34:52In reality, the day-to-day, that's it.
00:34:58But you want romance, earth-shattering, life-changing.
00:35:03It should be.
00:35:05And sometimes it is.
00:35:06And most times it's not.
00:35:10You want your royalty on a white steed?
00:35:15I was royalty in another universe.
00:35:20Should have just taken his picture like he asked.
00:35:22I didn't need you to fight him for me.
00:35:24I didn't fight him for you.
00:35:26I just told him the truth.
00:35:29And look how that went.
00:35:32It was great.
00:35:34Broken camera.
00:35:36Punch to the face.
00:35:38The truth always wins.
00:35:40If not now, then in the future.
00:35:45Check this out.
00:35:50Right.
00:35:52Physics.
00:35:53You dig that kind of stuff.
00:35:54Just because you don't doesn't mean that you can't appreciate the amazingness of this.
00:35:59I'm impressed.
00:36:01You should be.
00:36:03What is cool about it is that these forks are actually defying their natural inclination to move towards the earth.
00:36:09They are defying gravity.
00:36:10The laws of physics are being challenged at this table tonight.
00:36:15Excuse me.
00:36:16Oh.
00:36:17French fries for you.
00:36:19And pancakes with gin.
00:36:22Enjoy.
00:36:33This next year is going to be such a waste of my life.
00:36:37You could think about it in a little bit more of a positive way.
00:36:45Just in general.
00:36:48Please enlighten me.
00:36:49Well, for starters, the French fries are above average.
00:36:55The ambiance here is nice.
00:36:58Our waiter was fantastic.
00:37:00He wasted no time filling our glasses.
00:37:03There's a lot going for this moment.
00:37:05Okay.
00:37:07Okay, Mr. Positive.
00:37:14This is it.
00:37:16This is what?
00:37:18It's my favorite song.
00:37:30You should try this.
00:37:51You hear that?
00:37:59I hear it.
00:38:00Dance with me.
00:38:01No.
00:38:02You can't deny this song.
00:38:04You know this song.
00:38:05No, way past my pride.
00:38:07This is the song.
00:38:07No, no, no, no, no.
00:38:09Think of it as fun.
00:38:10You still know how to have fun, don't you?
00:38:12No, I can't dance, and I'm not going to dance.
00:38:16I'm not.
00:38:18I don't know what you think you're doing.
00:38:20You're a little old and rusty, but I don't think you're beyond saving.
00:38:24Please.
00:38:25I can teach you.
00:38:26Please don't make me dance, please.
00:38:29Please.
00:38:33Is this all right?
00:38:35Hey, you're holding me a little stiff.
00:38:37I'm kind of like a porcupine.
00:38:38Well, you are a porcupine.
00:38:40King of the porcupines.
00:38:40Yeah.
00:38:41Yeah.
00:38:45Listen.
00:38:48You've really been working on this.
00:38:51Sneaking out evenings and weekends.
00:38:53Mm-hmm.
00:38:54So that's where you've been.
00:39:25You've been working on this.
00:39:29Just one more stop.
00:39:31I promise.
00:40:01Here we are.
00:40:02This is the place.
00:40:04We can see the pool from here.
00:40:08Something to print in your memory.
00:40:14That's it?
00:40:14That's all you're going to give me?
00:40:16I can't help you if you don't tell me what's going on.
00:40:19It was a good prom.
00:40:21It just doesn't solve anything.
00:40:25That's the end of the story?
00:40:27Are you just going to throw in the towel?
00:40:28This isn't one of your stories, Drew.
00:40:32Did you think that coming back here is just going to solve everything and make it all better?
00:40:39Liz, I don't know what to do.
00:40:42I don't know where to go.
00:40:43I feel like I've tried everything and you're not happy.
00:40:47Drew, I don't trust you anymore.
00:40:49You don't trust me.
00:40:50Like, you never trust me or you don't trust me?
00:40:52I don't trust you and I thought that I would.
00:40:54You don't trust me.
00:40:56You know what?
00:40:57You're never going to change.
00:40:59People don't change.
00:41:00They don't.
00:41:01You know, maybe they mature a little.
00:41:05Maybe their beliefs shift, but they don't change.
00:41:07Deep Town, they're always going to be exactly the same.
00:41:09And you are never going to change.
00:41:12I don't know what to do.
00:41:15I tried.
00:41:17I came here and I wanted to remember why we fell in love.
00:41:22But I didn't see it.
00:41:24I didn't.
00:41:25This whole thing was such a stupid idea.
00:41:27Coming back here?
00:41:29God, it was so stupid.
00:41:30Because this is just too hard.
00:41:32Marriage is supposed to be hard.
00:41:34Do you want to know what's hard?
00:41:36Waking up every morning and being alone
00:41:37while you're out doing whatever it is you do?
00:41:41I wake up to an empty bed.
00:41:43I make breakfast.
00:41:43I sit across the table from no one
00:41:45because I'm completely alone.
00:41:46Where are you?
00:41:47You know what makes me lonely?
00:41:48It's when I come home.
00:41:51And I come home to see you and you're not there.
00:41:54Being with somebody...
00:41:55That's why you don't understand.
00:41:55I'm there waiting for you.
00:41:58You're not here.
00:41:59I have a question for you.
00:42:01How alone were you in Argentina?
00:42:10Why does this...
00:42:11Why...
00:42:11Why does this always come back...
00:42:15to Argentina?
00:42:16Because that's when I stopped trusting you.
00:42:22That's when I stopped trusting you, Drew.
00:42:25You made me feel like the most alone
00:42:27I have ever felt in my entire life.
00:42:31And I don't think that you're sorry.
00:42:33I'm sorry.
00:42:33I'm sorry.
00:42:34I'm sorry.
00:42:34I'm sorry.
00:42:35That's just a word.
00:42:36Drew, that's all it is.
00:42:37I'm feeling it.
00:42:38That's not enough for me.
00:42:38I'm sorry.
00:42:39That is not enough for me.
00:42:40Words are not enough.
00:42:42But you're enough for me.
00:42:43That's it.
00:42:44I'm done.
00:42:44You're enough for me.
00:42:45I can't do this anymore.
00:42:46That's enough for me.
00:42:46I'm done.
00:42:47Liz, Liz, you're right.
00:42:49People don't change.
00:42:50You don't trust me.
00:42:51You never trust me.
00:42:52You never let me in your walls.
00:42:53You don't change.
00:42:54And you never trusted me.
00:42:55And you never gave me a chance.
00:42:57I don't want to be married anymore.
00:42:58Great.
00:42:58We both agree on that.
00:42:59I don't want to be married.
00:43:00You don't want to be married.
00:43:01We're not married anymore.
00:43:02Everyone's happy.
00:43:03I'm happy.
00:43:05Fuck.
00:43:15Fuck.
00:43:21So why is this next year the worst year of your life?
00:43:24I already told you.
00:43:27Some of your friends are staying in town.
00:43:29That's not the point.
00:43:30It's about going someplace different.
00:43:33I could be someone new.
00:43:35You know, be someone better.
00:43:37When I was 11, I had my whole life mapped out until I was 40.
00:43:41I had a big plan.
00:43:45And now that I'm staying here, I just don't know anymore.
00:43:53You ever think you could just let it go?
00:43:56What exactly does that mean, let it go?
00:44:00The future.
00:44:01You're not worried about it.
00:44:04Is that what you do?
00:44:06I try.
00:44:08It's not that simple.
00:44:13What if it was?
00:44:16Just because you make it look easy doesn't mean it is.
00:44:20Just because I make it look easy doesn't mean that it is.
00:44:23Doesn't mean you can't do it.
00:44:27Maybe I'll try it sometime.
00:44:33I'm going to try something.
00:44:35No, you're weird.
00:44:37Come on.
00:44:38Get up.
00:44:46What are you doing?
00:44:47I used to do this all the time before I say tea prep.
00:44:58Now you.
00:45:00No.
00:45:03I'm going to look like a moron.
00:45:04We'll be morons together.
00:45:08I don't know.
00:45:10If you succumb to peer pressure just this once, I swear I won't tell you.
00:45:14I'm going to look like a moron.
00:45:14I don't know.
00:45:15I don't know.
00:45:19I don't know.
00:45:20I don't know.
00:45:27I don't know.
00:45:39I don't know.
00:45:41I don't have a moron paying attention.
00:45:42I'm a little hard at hearing.
00:45:52How was it?
00:45:55Good.
00:45:56Yeah?
00:45:57Weird.
00:45:58But good.
00:46:02Did you see that?
00:46:04What?
00:46:05No, you didn't see that?
00:46:07No.
00:46:07No, like right over there.
00:46:14What the hell, Andy?
00:46:16What are you thinking about?
00:46:17What am I thinking about?
00:46:19I can't swim.
00:46:20Then it's working.
00:46:22Can you hurry, please?
00:46:24Please, seriously.
00:46:28Andy.
00:46:32Okay, now you're worried about your clothes.
00:46:34I'm just drowning.
00:46:35I'm just dying.
00:46:40I'm just drowning.
00:46:42Just push on driving.
00:46:45Nope.
00:46:46You can...
00:46:47I just...
00:46:47Okay, okay, okay.
00:46:51Is this some kind of a ploy?
00:46:53Yes.
00:46:53Actually, I planned everything.
00:46:55I went back in time and got your parents together.
00:46:56I'm actually responsible for your existence.
00:46:58You know, I'm not one to be rescued.
00:47:00No?
00:47:01Okay.
00:47:01You'd prefer to do the rescue?
00:47:02I can just...
00:47:03No, don't.
00:47:04Andy, Andy, Andy.
00:47:05Andy, come on.
00:47:10I thought it was going to drown there.
00:47:12It's not going to...
00:47:13I'm back to you.
00:47:15You do realize we're in the shop.
00:47:23My dress is ruined now.
00:47:26No dry.
00:47:29I just died.
00:47:32I wouldn't have let that happen.
00:47:34How can you be so sure that you wouldn't have let that happen?
00:47:37Because I can't imagine a world without you.
00:47:41but it's gone.
00:47:43No, I don't want our time.
00:47:43That ...
00:47:50No.
00:48:03No, no.
00:48:04I didn't do anything.
00:48:04I've never imagined that it's been può.
00:48:04But if things were in the house.
00:48:04So, I've seen a lot of a growth.
00:48:04Right?
00:48:05Yeah.
00:48:39It's so cool.
00:48:40Which room is this?
00:48:41It's Henry's.
00:48:43He thought he was getting laid tonight.
00:48:47He's not here.
00:48:49What if he comes back?
00:48:50Doesn't he have a key?
00:48:51He's still at the party.
00:48:53Guy's on a mission.
00:48:55Poor Henry.
00:49:11He's not here.
00:50:48I like what you did with the place.
00:50:53I just expected Anna and I to go a lot different than this.
00:51:04The rose tiles are a little dramatic.
00:51:07You like it?
00:51:09I do.
00:51:14Did you see it?
00:51:21Yeah, me too.
00:51:23Yeah, me too.
00:51:41I won't.
00:52:02There's all this wonder in their eyes.
00:52:12That was us.
00:52:15Yeah.
00:52:17Once upon a time.
00:52:31I don't care if it's this horrible cycle where we fight, we make up, we fight.
00:52:40I don't care how many times we have to go through that as long as we get to the heart
00:52:45we make up.
00:52:52My husband spends a lot of time away taking pictures and writing these fascinating stories about people all over the
00:53:08world.
00:53:10And he feels alive.
00:53:15More alive than when he is with me.
00:53:19But I don't appreciate him when he's home.
00:53:23And I should try.
00:53:30Oh, marriage.
00:53:35Otherwise known as adjusting expectations for adults.
00:53:44You are the greatest story I have ever known.
00:54:01I'm sorry.
00:54:04I'm sorry.
00:54:17Do you remember that assignment that I was going to take in South Africa?
00:54:24What did you do?
00:54:26I turned it down.
00:54:28You know, it's just, it's always this story after the next story after the next story.
00:54:34And five years has gone by and I haven't taken a break.
00:54:38But you wanted to do it.
00:54:39There's always another story.
00:54:46I hate you.
00:54:51As you said.
00:54:58Did you do this for me?
00:55:06For us.
00:55:09God, you are such a dork.
00:55:14What do your husband think?
00:55:17I think he's going to be really upset.
00:55:25Yeah.
00:55:27Good.
00:55:28Yeah.
00:55:28Maybe I'll throw some shit around.
00:55:30Uh-huh, he he he.
00:56:11Don't look at me. I feel naked.
00:56:17I'm blind now.
00:56:19Precisely.
00:56:22Well, don't look at me. I feel naked.
00:56:25Okay, fine.
00:56:26Close your eyes.
00:56:27God.
00:56:29Are your eyes closed?
00:56:30Yes.
00:56:30Okay.
00:56:33Now what?
00:56:37Whoever can't come up with a question loses the game.
00:56:43Why are we playing this game?
00:56:47How else are we going to deal with what just happened?
00:56:50What just happened?
00:56:52Where were we before we were here?
00:56:55You don't know?
00:56:56Are you trying to make me mad?
00:56:59Didn't I save your life?
00:57:03What are you thinking?
00:57:05Why did you kiss me?
00:57:17Do you want me to kiss you?
00:57:19Do you want me to kiss you?
00:57:28You lost the game.
00:57:31Okay, I lost the game.
00:57:38Remember that hot dog we buried?
00:57:44What are you talking about?
00:57:51The barbecue at your dad's place when you were, like, six.
00:57:55Labor Day weekend.
00:57:58Oh, my God.
00:57:59That was forever ago.
00:58:03Your mom made us this huge pitch of a pink lemonade.
00:58:08And you drank half of it yourself, you fatty.
00:58:13My dad gave you the bigger hot dog.
00:58:16It was probably the biggest hot dog there.
00:58:18It was bigger than your face.
00:58:19No, it was bigger than your face.
00:58:21And you had a pretty big face when you were little.
00:58:23Like, compared to your body.
00:58:26I ate, like, 25% of it.
00:58:28Yeah, but you didn't want to throw it away.
00:58:31I had a better plan.
00:58:32To bury it.
00:58:36You thought it would grow into a hot dog tree.
00:58:39You were into it.
00:58:41No.
00:58:43I remember thinking it was the stupidest thing at the time.
00:58:46We were definitely partners in crime on that one.
00:58:49As a matter of fact, if I remember correctly,
00:58:52you wanted to plant flowers on our little hot dog grave.
00:58:56Cornelius, like, dug it up 20 minutes later
00:58:59and dropped it at my dad's feet.
00:59:01Cornelius.
00:59:03Your dad, what does he do?
00:59:05He just picks it up and starts waving it around like a sword
00:59:08and goes,
00:59:10Is this your wiener, young man?
00:59:14So serious.
00:59:15I think I almost cried.
00:59:17You did cry.
00:59:19For like an hour.
00:59:23It's so funny how you can remember
00:59:25a hot dog from 10 years ago,
00:59:28but you can't remember what happened yesterday.
00:59:31You were wearing this yellow t-shirt
00:59:34and these ridiculous overalls
00:59:37that were, like, rolled up 12 times up to your knee.
00:59:43It was green, not yellow.
00:59:45It was yellow.
00:59:46I remember.
00:59:47Because you were doing this whole sailor moon prism thing on me.
00:59:57How do you remember that?
01:00:00When it's quiet.
01:00:03I can't remember anything.
01:00:11Well, I'm too cool.
01:00:14Yeah, pretty much.
01:00:19Time's a funny thing.
01:00:23Sometimes,
01:00:25I do this thing
01:00:30where I cover my eyes
01:00:33and I cut down from seven.
01:00:37and when I hit one,
01:00:39I pretend I disappear.
01:00:44You just go away?
01:00:47Yeah.
01:00:50Can I come with you?
01:00:58Okay.
01:01:02Close your eyes.
01:01:08Seven.
01:01:10Six.
01:01:12Five.
01:01:13Four.
01:01:15Three.
01:01:18Two.
01:01:20One.
01:01:38We're still here.
01:01:40Shut up.
01:01:42Okay.
01:01:43One.
01:02:17Well, well, well.
01:02:21Nothing happened.
01:02:22Oh, I know. It's written all over your face.
01:02:26I was playing with you.
01:02:30Why are you still here?
01:02:36Reconciling time and space.
01:02:39No, but seriously.
01:02:41Oh, I'm serious.
01:02:46I'm going to Stanford in September.
01:02:53And your girlfriend's staying here?
01:02:55She's not my girlfriend, but yeah.
01:02:57So really, you're asking yourself, is it worth it?
01:03:00I'm not saying it's not worth it.
01:03:03Look, man, I get it.
01:03:05I was you once.
01:03:07You just got to live.
01:03:10Feel it out.
01:03:11You know, this isn't some giant test.
01:03:13There's nothing to study for.
01:03:14So there's no right answers.
01:03:18Life's going to take you a lot of places.
01:03:21Just don't forget the people you love.
01:03:33You know, you're not such a bad guy.
01:03:36You mean I might actually be a nice guy like you?
01:03:40Don't push it.
01:03:48Ah, shit.
01:03:52Who are you talking to out there?
01:03:57Just myself.
01:03:59Weirdo.
01:04:03I'm going to get that fixed.
01:04:05Just hold on a second.
01:04:12Try it now.
01:04:21Holy shit, it works.
01:04:22I fixed it.
01:04:23How did you do that?
01:04:25Well, you see the self-timer and the spring for the shutter are connected,
01:04:28so it wasn't broken.
01:04:30It just was stuck.
01:04:31You just unstuck it, see?
01:04:38I like fixing and building things.
01:04:46If you could build anything, anything at all, what would it be?
01:04:58Promise you won't laugh.
01:05:00I promise.
01:05:10So.
01:05:14This.
01:05:16Here is the chamber.
01:05:20And inside of it is another one.
01:05:26Basically, all around us are tiny wormholes.
01:05:29They're so small that we can't even see them.
01:05:31But what this machine would be able to do would be to combine those wormholes together
01:05:36to make a big one, so that way we would be able to push negative energy and atoms from
01:05:42one wormhole to the next through a universe.
01:05:45So essentially, if it worked, then we'd be pushing matter through time.
01:05:50Sometimes I wonder how we'll come out on the other side.
01:05:53I think we'd still be us, but different.
01:06:00That's amazing.
01:06:02I think everyone's going to think I'm crazy.
01:06:05I don't think you're crazy.
01:06:07Well, it's because you're crazy, too.
01:06:09Yeah.
01:06:11I'll be right back.
01:06:18I don't know.
01:06:47Where would you go?
01:06:50If you could use it.
01:06:53I'd probably go back.
01:06:55I found myself not to worry as much.
01:06:59But let's be real, it'd probably make me worry more.
01:07:04Sure.
01:07:26All right, let's go.
01:07:29I'm almost ready.
01:07:30Let's go.
01:07:31No looking.
01:07:32All right, T-minus five minutes to blast off.
01:07:34Let's get out of here.
01:07:35Okay, two seconds.
01:07:36I have to be clothed when we leave.
01:07:40Some would say.
01:07:41Hotel, okay.
01:07:42All right, buddy.
01:07:44So are you staying here all summer?
01:07:47Pretty much.
01:07:49You're not going to ditch L.A. and go back, back across Europe anyway?
01:07:55I don't think so.
01:07:57I'll be here.
01:07:59Maybe you're right, there's something to it.
01:08:02Like I'll look back and think of this as some magic time.
01:08:06You know what I mean?
01:08:10I know exactly what you mean.
01:08:15Do you think they know about us?
01:08:18No, they're too stupid.
01:08:19Hey.
01:08:20What?
01:08:20They're stupid little kids.
01:08:23Okay.
01:08:25How do I look?
01:08:26Stupid.
01:08:27That's not very nice.
01:08:38I don't have to go to this journalism program.
01:08:41You don't know if she got in.
01:08:46You want to just hang out with me this summer?
01:08:50You've been trying to ask for that one later?
01:08:54No.
01:08:55Maybe.
01:08:57I mean, I know you just broke up with Dave and it's not really...
01:09:01You don't have to hang out with me just because you feel bad for me.
01:09:03No, no, no, that's not why.
01:09:06Okay.
01:09:10Let's hang out this summer.
01:09:15Really?
01:09:16Yeah.
01:09:18Awesome.
01:09:19Great.
01:09:20Excellent.
01:09:22And I can come over, like, after the morning practice just at the theater to...
01:09:27Okay.
01:09:29Well, thank you.
01:09:38Jesus.
01:09:39Yeah.
01:09:39That's awesome.
01:09:49Exactly.
01:09:51There they go.
01:09:57Okay.
01:09:59Are you ready?
01:10:00Go for it.
01:10:03Seven.
01:10:05Six.
01:10:07Five.
01:10:08Four.
01:10:09Three.
01:10:10What is this?
01:10:10What did you put in my pocket?
01:10:14Two.
01:10:18One.
01:10:19Mon cher, tu fais quoi là?
01:10:23Sourire.
01:10:25Pourquoi tu ne peux pas?
01:10:29Je ne peux pas le dire parce que pour moi, si tu n'étais pas là, je serais pire.
01:10:39A chaque moment je pense à toi
01:10:42En me réveillant tu sais quoi
01:10:45J'espère qu'un jour tu seras là
01:10:47A côté de moi et dans mes bras
01:10:50A chaque moment je pense à toi
01:10:52Et dans mes rêves tu es là
01:10:55Je suis dans tes bras
01:10:57Et tu es seulement à moi
01:11:10Mon petit coeur, qu'est-ce que je t'aime
01:11:15Je suis folle de toi
01:11:20Mais t'es la paix, je suis là
01:11:23Ce n'est plus mes rêves
01:11:26Alors je t'attends
01:11:31Alors je t'attends
01:11:33Alors je t'attends
01:11:36Alors je t'attends
01:11:41A chaque moment je pense à toi
01:11:44En me réveillant tu sais quoi
01:11:46J'espère qu'un jour tu seras là
01:11:49A côté de moi et dans mes bras
01:11:52A chaque moment je pense à toi
01:11:54Et dans mes rêves tu es là
01:11:57Je suis dans tes bras
01:11:59Et tu es seulement à moi
01:12:02A chaque moment je pense à toi
01:12:05En me réveillant tu sais quoi
01:12:07J'espère qu'un jour tu seras là
01:12:10A côté de moi et dans mes bras
01:12:12A chaque moment je pense à toi
01:12:15Et dans mes rêves tu es là
01:12:17Je suis dans tes bras
01:12:20Et tu es seulement à moi
01:12:23Mon cher, tu fais quoi là ?
01:12:27Souris
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