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00:02:25Hello?
00:02:27You
00:02:39hello welcome back
00:02:44yo what's wrong you scared the shit out of me bro
00:02:47i see it you too man frank it's been a while yeah
00:02:53katie i missed you oh my little brother
00:02:55jay you gonna leave me hanging no way bob
00:02:58i can slam master cleanse diet hey let me grab his bag for me man
00:03:03that's heavy it's okay okay i'm fine
00:03:10what the hell happened here a terrorist attack we got lazy uh things stacked up
00:03:16yeah they did just like that but then we got burglarized what then i put bars on like all the
00:03:20windows
00:03:20yeah it was my idea actually it was my idea you know better safe than sorry
00:03:24hear that now we live in crazy times hey do i smell smoke
00:03:29shit the cake is burning shit cake
00:03:31i love shit cake
00:03:33americans feel less secure in their homes since the new terrorist branch is now
00:03:37seeding into our homeland and may strike anywhere anytime
00:03:41for now a quick first break
00:03:43they haven't stolen the tv at least
00:03:45and a new dangerous flu outbreak
00:03:48probably because it's useless
00:03:53why are you crying i can turn it back on
00:03:56no stupid
00:03:58it's the smoke
00:04:02you had us worried when we learned about your accident
00:04:06you got lucky
00:04:08mom's coming tomorrow
00:04:12and you didn't have to do all this for me you know
00:04:14well it was your roommate's idea
00:04:16well i appreciate it but
00:04:17jay it's july 4th do you need a better reason to celebrate your independence
00:04:23jay you're a hero now
00:04:25i don't want to hear that shit again
00:04:27okay okay
00:04:28at ease
00:04:32we already talked about this
00:04:33i'm cool
00:04:36okay
00:04:41alright
00:05:02what the fuck
00:05:20shhhh
00:05:26Sarah!
00:05:27how are you sweetie?
00:05:28good
00:05:28two damn hot to kill
00:05:30grill
00:05:31hey you wanna switch honey?
00:05:32nuh uh
00:05:33guy's barbecue
00:05:34that's the whole point
00:05:35whatever
00:05:37talk to my hand
00:05:38oh
00:05:38fuck
00:05:39haha
00:05:40that was
00:05:41my last reflex
00:05:43before i get wasted
00:05:44haha
00:05:46it's all the me we got
00:05:48blame it on the crisis
00:05:48we're all broke
00:05:50HERE'S THE HERO
00:05:53Batman's a fucking hero
00:05:54what happened in my room?
00:05:55what do you mean bro?
00:05:56what
00:05:56what do i mean?
00:05:58i mean what happened in my room?
00:05:59what the hell happened here man?
00:06:00oh dude we got burgle
00:06:02yeah you said that already
00:06:03and we did like
00:06:04like a little backyard sale
00:06:05you know
00:06:06yeah man we're trying to make a few bucks
00:06:08yeah man blame it on the crisis bro
00:06:09we're all broke
00:06:10oh we had that
00:06:12and then we had that party
00:06:13like a little while ago
00:06:15woohoo
00:06:17dude we're gonna clean it up
00:06:19yeah well you need the ghostbusters to clean this shit up
00:06:21no dude i'll do it okay?
00:06:23i told you i need a studio
00:06:25you're unemployed
00:06:28yeah that's why i need a studio
00:06:30to look for a job
00:06:31that is a job per se
00:06:34everything's gonna be alright bro
00:06:36we're free
00:06:37and we're alive
00:06:40and like this thing here
00:06:42right here
00:06:43if you put this here
00:06:47you have
00:06:49you have
00:06:49the shit seat
00:06:50ha ha ha ha
00:06:51like that
00:06:52see
00:06:53oh fucking balls
00:06:58dude
00:07:00dude
00:07:02you want a beer?
00:07:08you want to take over the realtor?
00:07:10yeah man
00:07:10cheers
00:07:22haha
00:07:23say hello to my little friend
00:07:36boom
00:07:41ha ha
00:07:42very funny
00:07:43you're always on that thing man
00:07:47i'm addicted alright?
00:07:49jeez
00:07:49you know what?
00:07:51me too
00:07:53hey why are you guys sitting on that junk like bums?
00:07:55i set chairs up
00:07:57because we are bums?
00:08:02nope
00:08:05help
00:08:08hey hold on to that joint
00:08:10what about me?
00:08:12i thought you didn't smoke
00:08:14i didn't
00:08:15hey so what's up man?
00:08:18hey
00:08:19is that your lucky bullet?
00:08:20can't touch it
00:08:21so tell us something
00:08:22come on guys leave him alone
00:08:25it's hot
00:08:26well technically speaking it is the desert
00:08:28huh
00:08:30katie
00:08:30you never liked the desert did you?
00:08:36hey uh
00:08:38let's make a toast
00:08:39i got some good shit in my bag
00:08:41i like good shit
00:08:43hey where's the shit cake?
00:08:48burned
00:08:49like your brain
00:08:52you really are something you know that?
00:08:54what?
00:08:55i can't say shit
00:08:57i never liked the desert
00:08:59oh i was being sarcastic
00:09:01yeah you were being retarded
00:09:03hey shut up
00:09:04you started with this desert shit
00:09:07i was just following up with jay's comment
00:09:09and i was covering up for your bullshit
00:09:11whatever man you're stoned
00:09:13at least i have an excuse
00:09:14no you have a problem
00:09:16yeah it's you
00:09:16no you
00:09:17you i said it first
00:09:18you guys stop it
00:09:21you're so fucking stupid
00:09:25at least i have an excuse
00:09:37what's that?
00:09:39candies
00:09:41why?
00:09:46got rewarded cause i was a good boy and shot the bad guys
00:10:01want to talk?
00:10:05yeah
00:10:07hope it rains
00:10:08you?
00:10:36hey man where's the good shit?
00:10:38hey man where's the good shit?
00:10:38oh
00:10:40uh
00:10:40i forgot
00:10:42it's okay i'm a beer guy
00:10:44today
00:10:46i declare
00:10:48jay day
00:10:49peach!
00:10:50no
00:10:50come on bro anything is good enough
00:10:53even
00:10:54thank you is fine
00:10:56sneers
00:10:58cheers
00:11:02uh
00:11:03okay all right all right
00:11:05um
00:11:06um
00:11:07um
00:11:10thank you
00:11:13i'd make the perfect oscar speech right?
00:11:19um
00:11:21you are my best friends
00:11:23thank you for being here
00:11:26um
00:11:28i want to thank
00:11:31god
00:11:32uh
00:11:34america
00:11:38whatever
00:11:38cheers
00:11:40cheers
00:11:41cheers
00:11:42cheers
00:11:43cheers
00:11:43yay
00:11:46moving speech bro really
00:11:51what was that?
00:11:54it was the front door i guess
00:11:55anybody else coming?
00:11:57yeah you invite any of your uh
00:11:58girlfriends
00:12:00sure
00:12:00a blonde and brunette
00:12:01just for you
00:12:02hello?
00:12:05is that jenny?
00:12:08i thought she dumped you bro
00:12:09she did
00:12:10but now she wants the hero back
00:12:15hello?
00:12:17hi everyone
00:12:18i heard there's a party here
00:12:21i heard the party was pretty private
00:12:26hi jay
00:12:28how have you been?
00:12:32jet lagged
00:12:33what brings you here?
00:12:36just supporting the troops
00:12:41you wanna drink?
00:12:43i already got one
00:12:45do you wanna make me one?
00:12:47beers in the cooler
00:12:50anything stronger?
00:12:55well i guess it's time to open the magic bottle
00:13:13i don't like her
00:13:14there's something weird about her
00:13:16she's no good for my brother
00:13:17i was upset a minute ago
00:13:19now he's cool
00:13:21gemini's
00:13:21maybe he's turned bipolar
00:13:23shell shock?
00:13:24horny
00:13:24definitely
00:13:25to jay
00:13:42oh god
00:13:44you
00:13:44scared me
00:13:48what's this?
00:13:50that's some strange liquor
00:13:53i can't read arabic
00:13:54i can't read arabic
00:13:55but it looks like vodka to me
00:13:57well one shot and you're dead
00:13:58ooh
00:14:01scary
00:14:03let's try
00:14:06let's go outside for a toast
00:14:08let's stay here
00:14:10just us
00:14:11i thought there was no more us
00:14:19it's okay
00:14:20it's okay
00:14:21today is jay day
00:14:31so what was the best part of your trip?
00:14:36hash
00:14:38i thought you didn't smoke
00:14:42i didn't
00:14:44cheers
00:14:46cheers
00:14:47cheers
00:14:55yummy
00:15:05one more?
00:15:08yeah
00:15:36how'd you feel?
00:15:37how'd you feel?
00:15:47she's on some wicked shit, ain't she?
00:16:02she's on some wicked shit, ain't she?
00:16:37oh shit
00:16:40uh oh, where are we going?
00:16:43i'll show you
00:16:45um
00:16:47that's the exit
00:16:48i know
00:16:49i'm just checking if you remember
00:16:51yeah
00:16:56are you drunk?
00:16:57no, are you?
00:17:00oh my god
00:17:01this is such a fucking mess
00:17:06it's better off camping in the desert
00:17:09you're killing me
00:17:17easy with that
00:17:36where's your rifle soldier?
00:17:38careful, it's loaded
00:17:48i guess there's no easy way out of this
00:17:50uh uh
00:17:54i've been waiting for you
00:17:56oh shit
00:18:04you okay?
00:18:04i feel sick
00:18:06i feel sick
00:18:10oh
00:18:10what the fuck?
00:18:17oh
00:18:18jenny
00:18:19hey
00:18:21jenny
00:18:22you okay?
00:18:23i guess not
00:18:26uh
00:18:28oh
00:18:32oh
00:18:48jenny?
00:18:49hey, hey jenny
00:18:50wake up
00:18:51come on
00:18:53hey
00:18:54hey, wake up
00:18:57come on
00:18:58come on
00:19:00jenny
00:19:04yo
00:19:06fuck
00:19:08yo, where's jay?
00:19:10i don't know, with jenny i guess
00:19:11well, if they haven't killed each other yet
00:19:12hey, we have some aspirin or something
00:19:15are you that fucked up?
00:19:16it's for jenny, she's wasted
00:19:17well, that's when you should have sex
00:19:19indeed
00:19:20she puked on me
00:19:21wait, before sex?
00:19:23oh, that's no good
00:19:24no good
00:19:24or fucking ever
00:19:25hey, jay, i'm all ears, bro
00:19:27talk to me
00:19:28jay, she's just drunk
00:19:30let her rest
00:19:35uh
00:19:37okay, it's gonna be alright
00:19:40it'll be alright
00:19:40what?
00:19:42oh, not again
00:19:58great, now what?
00:20:00how about a toast?
00:20:02must be the heat again
00:20:04i hate the dark
00:20:06we'll light some candles, would you?
00:20:08how about a toast?
00:20:11there aren't any lights on out there either
00:20:13well, no one lives around here
00:20:16i'll go get a flashlight from the kitchen
00:20:18uh, yo, get some more beers too
00:20:19uh, fridge is down
00:20:21we gotta drink them all before they go bad
00:20:22chill, man, i'll be back
00:20:35jenny?
00:20:44i'll be back
00:20:46i'll be back
00:20:51jenny?
00:21:00Guys?
00:21:05Don't make a mess.
00:21:22Jenny, glad you're feeling better.
00:21:26Bob?
00:21:30Jenny?
00:21:41Jenny, can we talk about this?
00:21:43Shh, shh, shh.
00:21:52Blake!
00:21:54Frank!
00:22:29Shh, shh, shh.
00:22:41Shh, shh.
00:23:02Yo, check my new track.
00:23:04You know what?
00:23:06I was enjoying silence.
00:23:15Where's Jenny?
00:23:16If you don't know, man.
00:23:18No, she was right behind me.
00:23:19Wait, during sex?
00:23:21Well, that's no good.
00:23:23Now, where's Bob?
00:23:23Bob?
00:23:25He's dead.
00:23:26What?
00:23:26That's not funny, Jay.
00:23:28It was Jenny.
00:23:28Oh, that bitch.
00:23:29I knew she was no good.
00:23:30Hey, man, I'm serious.
00:23:31I'm wasted.
00:23:32All right, okay, all right.
00:23:33Let's go talk to Jenny.
00:23:35No, no way.
00:23:36Are you serious?
00:23:37She's just a girl.
00:23:38Women can be dangerous, especially that bitch.
00:23:42She's not human anymore.
00:23:44Oh, this is ridiculous.
00:23:46Listen, man, I've seen a lot of shit, but nothing like this, all right?
00:23:50Bro, what's going on again?
00:23:52Okay, I don't know.
00:23:53I gave her a drink.
00:23:54Okay, just a drink.
00:23:55Some Arab liquor.
00:23:56Hey, you gave her terrorist shit?
00:23:58I want to see Bob.
00:23:59Sarah, Bob is fine.
00:24:00Jay's kidding.
00:24:01Jay, I believe you.
00:24:03Just relax.
00:24:04No, I'm fine.
00:24:05So why isn't she out here killing us, too, then, huh?
00:24:09I don't know.
00:24:10Did you have the same thing to drink?
00:24:12Yes.
00:24:13But I'm not sick.
00:24:14I don't know what's going on, all right?
00:24:15I don't know what the fuck is going on.
00:24:17See?
00:24:17There you go.
00:24:18See?
00:24:18See?
00:24:19Everything's cool.
00:24:21Bob, you come out now.
00:24:22Game's over.
00:24:23Listen, once again, Bob is dead.
00:24:26I want my Bobby.
00:24:28Bob!
00:24:29Look, look.
00:24:29Your Bob is okay, all right?
00:24:32You know, you know, whatever.
00:24:33You know, it's fine.
00:24:34I'm game.
00:24:35How about we play hide and go seek, huh?
00:24:37No, no, no.
00:24:38Jenny is in the house.
00:24:38We all have to leave now.
00:24:40Wait!
00:24:40I shall not leave!
00:24:42This is my house, God damn it!
00:24:43You're fucking drunk, man.
00:24:45I'm serious.
00:24:49Can you shut the music up?
00:24:52Come out, come out, wherever you are.
00:24:54Shh.
00:24:55You're stupid.
00:25:04That's Bob.
00:25:06No shit.
00:25:11He's dead.
00:25:12No shit.
00:25:13What happened?
00:25:14Shit happened.
00:25:15That shit is hard to believe, bro.
00:25:17And I'm wasted.
00:25:18And that's our fucking friend.
00:25:21She's here.
00:25:22Well, fuck her.
00:25:22She killed Bob.
00:25:24Where are you, bitch?
00:25:25No, the police is too dangerous.
00:25:27The police are dangerous.
00:25:29Jenny did this.
00:25:30She's gonna pay.
00:25:30I swear.
00:25:31Yeah, where do you see her face?
00:25:32Well, then where the fuck is she?
00:25:34Shh.
00:25:35Quiet.
00:25:35She'll hear you.
00:25:36It's on a fucking castle, okay?
00:25:38She's in the house.
00:25:39She's gotta be around somewhere.
00:25:40I don't know.
00:25:41Maybe she left.
00:25:41Why?
00:25:42I don't fucking know.
00:25:43Well, maybe she's watching us.
00:25:44Watching?
00:25:45What do you think?
00:25:45This is a fucking game, man.
00:25:46Well, then where the fuck is she?
00:25:48Don't go.
00:25:51No, no, no.
00:25:52Don't go, man.
00:25:53I've seen her face.
00:25:55Give me this shit.
00:25:59Jenny?
00:26:01There you are, you fucking bitch.
00:26:03No, no, no.
00:26:06Mike?
00:26:10Mike?
00:26:12Are you fucking with me?
00:26:24Oh, shit, shit.
00:26:51Kate, run.
00:26:54Stop, please.
00:26:59Happy birthday.
00:27:00Happy birthday.
00:27:00Come on!
00:27:15Come on!
00:27:18Come on.
00:27:19Come on.
00:27:19I love you.
00:27:20It's going.
00:27:20Oh, my God.
00:27:24Oh, my God.
00:27:26Oh, my God!
00:27:30Oh, my God.
00:27:57Sorry, man.
00:28:28I don't know.
00:28:50I don't know.
00:29:24Hey!
00:29:54Hey!
00:29:56You're infected.
00:29:59They're waking up.
00:30:02Go inside and lock the door.
00:30:08Oh, my God!
00:30:10Why is it locked?
00:30:11I don't know.
00:30:13It's not.
00:30:13Hold that open!
00:30:14What do you think I'm doing?
00:30:17Here.
00:30:18Here.
00:30:24Fucking bars.
00:30:25Why?
00:30:26What is safety?
00:30:27It's a ground floor.
00:30:28Oh, I feel really safe now.
00:30:30We're stuck inside here.
00:30:36No reception.
00:30:38Of course.
00:30:39Reception's really bad here.
00:30:40Of course.
00:30:41Anything else?
00:30:42You're not being helpful.
00:30:44This house is a death trap.
00:30:46You might as well hide cameras around a bullshit survival show in here.
00:30:50God.
00:30:51I need a rest a moment.
00:30:54Wait a minute.
00:30:56The garage.
00:31:03Oh, shit.
00:31:06God.
00:31:07So sorry.
00:31:17Hello?
00:31:19What?
00:31:20Sarge?
00:31:21How did you...
00:31:22I can't...
00:31:24I can't hear you.
00:31:25What?
00:31:27I...
00:31:48Sorry.
00:32:08Katie?
00:32:13Katie?
00:32:17Open the door!
00:32:19Okay.
00:32:28I can't hear you.
00:32:46Grady, stay away!
00:33:17I don't know.
00:33:58Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Not right now! Shit! Shit!
00:34:24I need to...
00:34:27Go right there!
00:34:29Hey!
00:34:33Fuck it!
00:34:36Fuck it!
00:34:38Fuck it!
00:34:39Fuck it!
00:34:42Shit!
00:34:43Shit!
00:34:43Shit!
00:34:44Shit!
00:34:44Shit!
00:34:45Shit!
00:34:47Shit!
00:34:48No!
00:34:50No! Katie!
00:34:53No!
00:34:57No!
00:34:58No!
00:34:59No!
00:35:00No!
00:35:02No!
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00:35:57No!
00:36:15Hello?
00:36:18Hello?
00:36:22Ha, may I help you?
00:36:23That's shit.
00:36:26What's wrong, my friend?
00:36:27You scared the shit out of me.
00:36:29What can I do for you?
00:36:31How do you have power?
00:36:32This is a gas station, my friend.
00:36:35We always have power.
00:36:37What can I do?
00:36:38I need to use your phone. It's urgent.
00:36:40No phone.
00:36:41Oh, what's that?
00:36:43A phone. Right?
00:36:44No work.
00:36:45Listen, I'll buy something, okay?
00:36:51Okay, but no phone.
00:36:53Are you kidding right now?
00:36:54No, not kidding. I'm working.
00:36:56Listen, we gotta leave now.
00:36:59You leave. I work here.
00:37:03This is hard to explain.
00:37:05But there is seriously something fucked up happening.
00:37:09I think you're fucked up, my friend.
00:37:11What the fuck is wrong with you people today?
00:37:13What do you mean, you people?
00:37:14I come to America to work, not to smoke crack.
00:37:17That's not what I meant.
00:37:19Enough.
00:37:20I call police.
00:37:21Great. Tell them to come and bring lots of weapons
00:37:23because there are fucking zombies out there.
00:37:26You said zombies?
00:37:28Demons. Whatever the hell they are.
00:37:31What's so funny?
00:37:32No, no.
00:37:33I believe you.
00:37:35But you can't run away from your demons.
00:37:38Okay, enough of this bullshit.
00:37:40They're already here.
00:37:52I said...
00:37:54You can't run away from your demons.
00:37:58Jog on a god.
00:38:04Shit. Shit. Shit. Fuck.
00:38:07Fuck.
00:38:14Hello? Police department?
00:38:16Yeah, I need a report on a...
00:38:18Fuck.
00:38:19I don't know. It's hard to explain.
00:38:20There's something fucked up happening right now.
00:38:22It's only the beginning.
00:38:23What?
00:38:24No, I'm not a terrorist. What?
00:38:26You need to send somebody.
00:38:28Fuck. I'm infected. I'm sick, okay?
00:38:31Shit.
00:38:31This isn't a threat, okay?
00:38:33I need help.
00:38:34No, fuck you, okay?
00:38:35No, we... What? Fuck you!
00:38:37Hello?
00:38:38What? Shit.
00:38:43The head.
00:38:45You shoot him in the head.
00:38:49Sarge?
00:38:50Don't you know how to kill zombies?
00:38:53It's pop culture.
00:38:55Those are not frickin' zombies.
00:39:00I hate them fuckers.
00:39:04You look different.
00:39:05It's called time.
00:39:07And it sucks.
00:39:10It can heal all wounds, but in the end...
00:39:12It'll kill you.
00:39:15What are you doing here?
00:39:17Here to help you.
00:39:18There's some fucked up shit going on out there.
00:39:21Yeah. No shit.
00:39:23You okay?
00:39:24No.
00:39:26It's just a scratch.
00:39:28I'm infected.
00:39:29Bullshit.
00:39:30Look, I'll explain everything at your house. It's safer.
00:39:32Yeah, right.
00:39:33Rather go to hell.
00:39:35This is hell, son.
00:39:38Let's go.
00:39:39Wait, wait, wait. Is that blood?
00:39:41Well, it's just my bloody tattoo.
00:39:43So if I get shot, it won't hurt.
00:39:47You ever gotten shot?
00:39:49No.
00:39:50So how do you know if it works?
00:39:53Because it did. I've never been shot.
00:39:55Brought me luck.
00:39:57Sounds like a self-fulfilling prophecy.
00:39:59Well, I'm still alive, ain't I?
00:40:02Well, ain't I?
00:40:04Let's get the funk out of here.
00:40:17I don't know where to start.
00:40:18Tell me what the fuck is going on,
00:40:20because I feel like I'm losing my fucking mind.
00:40:23This way.
00:40:29Okay.
00:40:30A few years ago, the military developed a virus
00:40:33to infect the Middle East.
00:40:35Things changed. War ended.
00:40:38Well, not really, but...
00:40:39Anyway, the virus was never used.
00:40:42Why?
00:40:43Well, simply. You first create the problem,
00:40:45then you offer the solution.
00:40:47You infect them, then you save the world,
00:40:48make a little profit.
00:40:49It's the old trick in a book, and it works every time.
00:40:51Why an epidemic?
00:40:52Why not? If you control it,
00:40:54it gives you leverage, power.
00:40:55Listen to the magic word.
00:40:58Power.
00:40:59Okay.
00:41:00Okay, so what was the solution to the problem?
00:41:03The vaccine created from the virus.
00:41:06Sounds like a plan.
00:41:08Bad one.
00:41:11See, we're the boots on the ground.
00:41:13We need to be ready for any and all emergencies,
00:41:15so they gave us the vaccine beforehand.
00:41:18Turns out the vaccine is unstable.
00:41:23It's too late.
00:41:26All right, the bottom line is we're healthy carriers.
00:41:28We're contagious, but we can't get infected.
00:41:32It was me, then.
00:41:34What?
00:41:35It was me.
00:41:37We kissed.
00:41:38I infected her.
00:41:39I started all of this.
00:41:42Good job.
00:41:46Jay, come on.
00:41:47It's not your fault.
00:41:48Look at you.
00:41:48Where are the victims here?
00:41:50Okay?
00:41:52Wait, that guy just flipped out on me.
00:41:55How can they do that?
00:41:56Like I said, the vaccine is unstable.
00:41:59Yeah, well, then we're fucked,
00:42:00because it can be anybody.
00:42:04We gotta go.
00:42:17Nice car.
00:42:20Thanks.
00:42:28Now what?
00:42:30That's it.
00:42:31Unfortunately, cars still run on gas.
00:42:44No!
00:42:46What?
00:42:46You can't do that.
00:42:48Do what?
00:42:49Use your car.
00:42:51Too late.
00:42:52Now they know where we are.
00:42:55Go ahead.
00:42:56Say hi.
00:42:57What do you mean?
00:42:59They're looking for us.
00:43:00They?
00:43:01Who?
00:43:01We ain't supposed to know all this shit.
00:43:03Can you imagine people's reaction if they knew what was really going on?
00:43:06If they published what I told you?
00:43:14This shit stinks.
00:43:15Most shit does.
00:43:17How do I know you're not doing shit?
00:43:19Dr. Clark told me.
00:43:21Who's Dr. Clark?
00:43:23The man with the solution.
00:43:25Where are we going?
00:43:27Dr. Clark.
00:43:37I'm gonna see your phone.
00:43:39Battery's down.
00:43:40Doesn't matter.
00:43:42Hurry up.
00:43:44Wallet two.
00:43:44What for?
00:43:45Just give me your wallet.
00:43:49What the fuck?
00:43:49Can't risk being tracked down.
00:43:51They all have chips even the ID.
00:43:54Can't leave a trace to it.
00:43:55Get it?
00:43:56They know everything.
00:43:58How far are we?
00:43:59From where?
00:44:00From where we're going.
00:44:01Where are we going?
00:44:02Dr. Clark.
00:44:03Yeah.
00:44:04What?
00:44:04Where?
00:44:05Didn't tell me.
00:44:06Security reasons.
00:44:09They want him dead.
00:44:10You can imagine why.
00:44:12Don't worry.
00:44:13We'll call.
00:44:13Yeah, unfortunately I don't have a cell phone anymore.
00:44:18Hello?
00:44:20It's not funny.
00:44:22You use a pay phone, it's safer.
00:44:25Very healthy, too.
00:44:27Radiation.
00:44:29This 4th of July I've heard far less fireworks.
00:44:31I guess it's a way to save a buck or two in these hard times.
00:44:35Looks like right now we have other fireworks to worry about.
00:44:37Arsons.
00:44:39This terrible heat wave has quickly spread the local fires
00:44:41and have left many cities without power.
00:44:44Authorities have declared the state of emergency in some areas
00:44:47and requested the new drones to fight the arsons.
00:44:49But they are all being used in the conflicts overseas for our safety.
00:44:55Well, that's it for now.
00:44:56You know, you have a wonderful 4th of July, or what's left of it.
00:45:01Bullshit.
00:45:13Shit.
00:45:14Cops are following us.
00:45:16How do you know?
00:45:18C.R., look.
00:45:23Shit.
00:45:43What are you doing?
00:45:44You're getting ready for the worst.
00:45:46Make sure it's loaded.
00:45:48You have the same gun as mine.
00:45:50You did.
00:45:51You have the same gun as mine.
00:46:02You're getting ready for the worst.
00:46:03It's a bad rule, man.
00:46:03But you're still behind us.
00:46:16Ah, my God.
00:46:19Shh.
00:46:20Mother.
00:46:51Evening sir. License, registration, insurance.
00:46:57I forgot my ID. I lost my ID but the other documents should be in there.
00:47:17You lost it or you dumped it?
00:47:22You're gonna find out it's stolen. No shit. Good job.
00:47:28You wanna rent one? That's how they get you.
00:47:32Any of this making sense to you yet? Any wheels in that head spinning on your head yet?
00:47:39He's talking to them right now. How do you know?
00:47:43What do you think he's doing? Playing music?
00:47:45It's 4th of July. People are crazy. Maybe he's just checking.
00:47:50No. He's telling them where we are.
00:47:57Shit. He's home. Are you sure?
00:48:00What the fuck, man? Motherfucker.
00:48:04Wait. No, no, no. Shit.
00:48:31Not a word.
00:48:36Let's go.
00:48:37Where?
00:48:40There.
00:48:41Why there?
00:48:45Light. It's the only spot. Maybe they have a phone.
00:48:49Okay. Let's drive.
00:48:51Negative. They've identified our vehicle.
00:49:19Busy night.
00:49:20Just make a quick call and get out of here.
00:49:24How?
00:49:26Pick one.
00:49:38Rule number one. If you wanna stay alive.
00:49:42Oh, come on. I can't keep jacking cars.
00:49:45Cover your ass.
00:49:48Right. So now we're jacking junks.
00:49:51Awesome.
00:49:56Great plan.
00:49:59I love it.
00:50:02Think nobody would steal one of these things.
00:50:05Big mistake.
00:50:06Yeah, and we're making that mistake.
00:50:20How do I look?
00:50:24Like a bum with a gun.
00:50:26How do I look?
00:50:28Like a bum who got shot.
00:50:39How do we know who's safe?
00:50:43There ain't nobody here.
00:50:45I'm just saying, how do we know?
00:50:48We don't.
00:50:51I ain't believe it.
00:50:56Hi. How may I help you?
00:50:58You can't.
00:50:59Having a good fourth.
00:51:01Terrific.
00:51:03Is that blood?
00:51:06It's playing with fireworks.
00:51:07You know what they say.
00:51:09No, I don't.
00:51:10Play with fireworks.
00:51:12Mm-hmm.
00:51:14Um.
00:51:16You get shot?
00:51:17Right, right.
00:51:18Why is it so empty in here?
00:51:20It's this new flu.
00:51:22People are scared.
00:51:23They stay home.
00:51:24It's safer.
00:51:25I can't stay home.
00:51:27I hear you.
00:51:28People can't afford to go out.
00:51:30It's the crisis.
00:51:31Do you know anything more about this flu?
00:51:34It's contagious.
00:51:35Yeah.
00:51:36No shit.
00:51:37Oh, by the way, we're giving out free shots tonight.
00:51:39I don't drink anymore.
00:51:41It was a joke.
00:51:44Oh.
00:51:45Free shots, the flu.
00:51:46I get it, it's funny.
00:51:47No, because the bar is empty.
00:51:50I'm so weak about.
00:51:53Your way was funnier, though.
00:51:56Anyway, anything else, Ria?
00:51:59Yeah, can you stop smiling?
00:52:00It's creeping me out.
00:52:09Some change?
00:52:13They still got paintballs here.
00:52:15Can you believe their shit?
00:52:16Great.
00:52:17So you can finally make that damn phone call.
00:52:20Anything else?
00:52:21Yeah, uh, a water.
00:52:24A water?
00:52:25Wow, it's party time.
00:52:30Kiss me again, I can't believe.
00:52:40The way I feel when you touch me.
00:52:51The warmth of your skin, and the look in your eyes.
00:53:01The tingles say can be described.
00:53:10The tingles say can be described.
00:53:16The tingles say can be described.
00:53:28The tingles say can be described.
00:53:33Your eyes...
00:53:39The tingles say can be earbuds...
00:53:45You're...
00:53:46You're...
00:53:54You're...
00:53:55I just have to be...
00:54:01I...
00:54:01You're...
00:54:03You're...
00:54:03You're...
00:54:03You're...
00:54:03Don't touch me
00:54:15Hey, you wanna old Plymouth?
00:54:19Yeah, you too
00:54:33I don't want to be the one to set up
00:54:43I just wanna be the one that gets cold
00:54:48Your girl
00:54:52I just wanna be yours
00:55:00Hey! Nice chain, fellow soldier
00:55:05Where's your rifle at, soldier?
00:55:07Jerry?
00:55:24I wanna make a toast
00:55:28I need some help there
00:55:29I'm gonna lay it back
00:55:30I'm gonna break this shit
00:55:32Damn it!
00:55:33I ain't talking to somebody
00:55:34I wanna make a toast
00:55:37Yeah, I wanna take a piss
00:55:38I'll be right back
00:55:39Come on, hell yeah
00:55:42Somebody get on the phone
00:55:47Yeah, it's water
00:55:51What's up?
00:55:52You look like you saw a zombie
00:55:54A ghost or something
00:55:58Is that a gun?
00:55:59Are you a fucking terrorist?
00:56:03Operator, operator
00:56:05Operator
00:56:06I need a fucking operator
00:56:07Come on, I hate this shit
00:56:08Operator
00:56:09Operator
00:56:10I need a fucking operator
00:56:25What happened?
00:56:26I shot him in the head
00:56:28I shot him in the head
00:56:28Like you told me
00:56:29I could see that
00:56:31Why?
00:56:32He's infected
00:56:34How?
00:56:35He drank my water
00:56:36Why?
00:56:58Huh?
00:57:00Martha?
00:57:14Behind you!
00:57:15Open the door!
00:57:16Come on, come here!
00:57:33I shot him in the head and he didn't die.
00:57:35Why?
00:57:36Shit's on stipend.
00:57:38I told you.
00:57:38It doesn't make sense, man.
00:57:40Not yet.
00:57:41That's why we need Dr. Clark.
00:57:45Don't worry.
00:57:46Hey, don't tell me not to worry, okay?
00:57:48That's when shit happens.
00:57:55Shit!
00:57:56Oh!
00:57:56Oh!
00:57:57Oh!
00:58:00Kidding!
00:58:01This isn't a fucking joke, man.
00:58:04You need to face your fear if you want to be under control.
00:58:07Control?
00:58:08What are you, a fucking Jedi?
00:58:10They're everywhere.
00:58:11That's why you can't trust anybody.
00:58:14I can't do this shit.
00:58:20I can't.
00:58:21Fuck, I need Tamir.
00:58:23I just need...
00:58:27Fucking shit!
00:58:29What the hell's going on?
00:58:30Shit's crazy.
00:58:31We don't know who's infected, what's going to happen, when.
00:58:35It's like playing Russian Roulette, you know?
00:58:38No, I don't.
00:58:39I've never played that.
00:58:41I like to be in control myself.
00:58:46Gee.
00:58:47In Roulette, luck decides, not you.
00:58:55See, you have two choices in life.
00:58:59You can point the gun yourself, in which case you will get hurt sooner or later.
00:59:06Or...
00:59:08You can point the gun to your enemy.
00:59:11That's when you have control.
00:59:16Yeah.
00:59:17But you can't hold onto the gun forever.
00:59:19I ain't an option unless you want to get shot first.
00:59:23I survive a 101.
00:59:24I didn't make the rules.
00:59:26Mother Nature did that a long time ago before we stupid humans came around.
00:59:33Trust nobody.
00:59:36That's how you stay alive.
00:59:40Remember.
00:59:43You feel better?
00:59:43Trust nobody.
00:59:51Feel better?
00:59:57Good.
00:59:58Let's get the funk out of here.
01:00:15Where'd you get the gun?
01:00:17Cop.
01:00:18Couldn't handle it.
01:00:20Why didn't you use it back then?
01:00:22Can't waste bullets on zombies.
01:00:25Where are we going?
01:00:28Straight.
01:00:30GOING TUR DedEs
01:00:32To By The Name
01:03:15I know what's going on.
01:03:16The new vaccine is now mandatory in order to prevent the infection, which is not sure yet how it spreads.
01:03:21Yeah, right.
01:03:22Now a quick commercial break.
01:03:23They want to control everybody.
01:03:25Talk about shopping.
01:03:26I ain't no sheep.
01:03:27Remember, it's a good job to buy a house and save the economy.
01:03:52What'd you stop for?
01:03:53I didn't jump to it.
01:03:57I didn't jump to it.
01:04:18I'm out of gas.
01:04:20Out of luck.
01:04:23Fuck it.
01:04:23Let's walk.
01:04:24Here?
01:04:27No other choice.
01:04:29Great. I was already missing the thrill.
01:04:52Hey, Sarge, he's singing your tune.
01:04:54No, yours.
01:04:58Just blend in. You look like bums anyway.
01:05:08Hey, wait! Hey! Over here!
01:05:12Hey! Mother...
01:05:15Hey! I'm gonna catch this one!
01:05:18Hey!
01:05:19Ah, happy Independence Day, you fuck!
01:05:23Hey!
01:05:26Stop!
01:05:27What are you doing, man?
01:05:28Hey, hey! You speak English, my friend!
01:05:30What's going on?
01:05:31I do.
01:05:42Hey, hey, hey!
01:05:43Don't even think about it.
01:05:45What the hell happened here in Paris attack?
01:05:49Let's go!
01:05:51Where?
01:05:54Where are we going?
01:05:55I don't know. Where's Dr. Clark?
01:05:56I don't know.
01:05:57Didn't you call him?
01:05:58He wasn't there.
01:05:59Well, fuck Dr. Clark then.
01:06:00No, he's the only one that can tell us what's really going on.
01:06:04Let's go!
01:06:05But where?
01:06:07Hospital.
01:06:07No, that's the finest as soon as we check in.
01:06:10You're wounded.
01:06:11I've been through worse.
01:06:13Okay, where the fuck we go, huh?
01:06:14I'm sick too.
01:06:16Good, let's go to the hospital then.
01:06:17Good.
01:06:25A phone.
01:06:28Hey, what are you doing?
01:06:32Can't risk being tracked down.
01:06:35Just keep your eyes ahead and drive.
01:06:37You're gonna kill me?
01:06:39You're dead at us?
01:06:41What?
01:06:42Fuck you.
01:06:44Are you infected?
01:06:45What?
01:06:46You said you were sick.
01:06:52Hey, hey, no smoking inside.
01:06:54Read sign.
01:06:55Speak English, my friend.
01:06:57I thought you didn't smoke.
01:06:59I didn't.
01:07:02What's wrong with you?
01:07:03I told you I was sick, man.
01:07:05Must be this.
01:07:07You touch anyone?
01:07:08No, man.
01:07:09Why are you offending?
01:07:11Day, day, day.
01:07:15It's just another long day.
01:07:19Day, day, day.
01:07:21It's just another long day.
01:07:25Of senseless confusion.
01:07:28It's just another long day.
01:07:31You feel with selfish delusions.
01:07:35This is an awkward moment?
01:07:39Like every other moment today.
01:07:42It ain't too bad.
01:07:43At least we upgraded to a limo.
01:07:55It's in the air.
01:07:58What?
01:08:00The virus. It's in the air.
01:08:05How do you know?
01:08:07It's spreading too quick.
01:08:12It's possible that the virus mutates them.
01:08:23Why are you coughing?
01:08:24I told you I was sick, man.
01:08:26You don't fucking understand this shit.
01:08:27Hey, walk through.
01:08:46What the hell happened?
01:08:48No side bomb?
01:08:50Why'd you do that?
01:08:52Do what?
01:08:54He freaked out.
01:08:55Yeah, sure, you scared him.
01:09:00He dead?
01:09:02Doesn't matter.
01:09:04They're all infected anyway.
01:09:06Fuck!
01:09:07Mother...
01:09:08Damn it!
01:09:11You dick, it can't get worse.
01:09:13Oh, shit.
01:09:16Where's the damn gun?
01:09:17What's the point, man? You can't kill him.
01:09:19Help me. You gotta get out of here.
01:09:20You'll find shit when you need it.
01:09:21I hate balloons.
01:09:22I'm gonna wake you up.
01:09:23I know!
01:09:24Help me. Where's the damn gun?
01:09:26You gotta get out of here.
01:09:37I-I didn't...
01:09:44Feel better?
01:09:46I do.
01:09:47Hey!
01:09:48I'll keep this.
01:09:50A hospital.
01:09:52We got lucky for once.
01:09:54Let's go before he wakes up again.
01:09:56You should check in, too.
01:09:58I'm fine.
01:09:59I don't know about that.
01:10:02You still look pretty confused.
01:10:03Confused?
01:10:04What do you mean?
01:10:04That's weird.
01:10:05That's what I mean.
01:10:06Go in.
01:10:07Get fixed.
01:10:08Get out.
01:10:10Okay, Sarge.
01:10:11Stop calling me Sarge.
01:10:13I ain't your Sarge anymore.
01:10:24How...
01:10:25How may I help you?
01:10:27Dr. Clark, please.
01:10:29Let me check.
01:10:32What happened?
01:10:33A lot.
01:10:35Is that a gun wound?
01:10:37We were playing with fireworks.
01:10:38It's a dangerous night tonight.
01:10:40It's safer to stay at home.
01:10:42Yeah, right.
01:10:42Well, you know what they say.
01:10:44No, what do they say?
01:10:46You play with fire, you get burnt.
01:10:49You know what else they say?
01:10:50If you play with fireworks, you get shot.
01:10:54Right.
01:10:57Okay.
01:10:58Can you fill this out, please?
01:11:00Can you get me a doctor, please?
01:11:01A standard procedure.
01:11:03I can't write.
01:11:05Are you left-handed?
01:11:07That doesn't matter.
01:11:09Can somebody get me a doctor in here?
01:11:11I'm a vet you should be taking care of us.
01:11:14One moment.
01:11:18Oh, Dr. Smith is available.
01:11:21I want to talk to Dr. Clark.
01:11:23Oh, let me check again.
01:11:30There's nobody here by that name.
01:11:32I know he's here.
01:11:34I can only get you Dr. Smith.
01:11:44Hi, I'm Dr. Smith.
01:11:46I'll be your doctor tonight.
01:11:48It's a dangerous night.
01:11:50Might be safer to stay at home.
01:11:52How'd that happen?
01:11:54Fireworks.
01:11:54Can we hurry and stop, Doc?
01:11:57Hmm.
01:11:58Hmm.
01:12:00Mm-hmm.
01:12:02Well, that's just a scratch.
01:12:04You'll be out of here soon.
01:12:05Yeah, I've heard that before.
01:12:07You're pretty lucky.
01:12:09You could be dead.
01:12:10You're dead.
01:12:20You okay?
01:12:22What's that?
01:12:24That's our new vaccine.
01:12:26What for?
01:12:28This new flu.
01:12:30I'm fine.
01:12:31Why don't you just fix my arm?
01:12:32I will.
01:12:33After I give you the vaccine.
01:12:35I don't want that shit in my blood.
01:12:39Don't worry.
01:12:40We're giving that vaccine to everyone.
01:12:42It's for your safety and ours.
01:12:46Better safe than sorry, right?
01:12:48I'm already safe.
01:12:50Well, then don't worry.
01:12:52Don't tell me not to worry.
01:12:53That's when shit happens.
01:12:58Sir, why don't you just lie down and relax, okay?
01:13:01Sure, so you can give me some more shit to relax, too, right?
01:13:05I know what's going on here.
01:13:08What do you think is going on?
01:13:09You know damn well what's going on.
01:13:11Why don't you just look outside?
01:13:15Oh, you're, um...
01:13:16You're referring to the new flu.
01:13:19It is an unusual epidemic.
01:13:21We don't really know what causes it yet,
01:13:23but nothing that can't be cured, though.
01:13:25It's too late.
01:13:27We're all going to die.
01:13:28That's why we have the vaccine.
01:13:30If that ain't secure, that's the problem.
01:13:32All right.
01:13:33I'm not going to let you control my mind, too.
01:13:48We gotta go.
01:13:52Why did you do that?
01:13:53They were trying to poison me.
01:13:55I had no choice.
01:13:56They work for them.
01:13:58Trust nobody.
01:13:59Remember?
01:14:00Let's go, they're coming.
01:14:01Wait, I thought I had them.
01:14:03Sergeant, give me the gun, please.
01:14:06See?
01:14:07We're already here.
01:14:08Wait, no, stop!
01:14:11We're in this together.
01:14:12You should know that by now.
01:14:21No!
01:14:24Why are you attacking me?
01:14:28What have they done to you?
01:14:29What?
01:14:30No.
01:14:31No, Sarge.
01:14:32They thought you were immune.
01:14:34Your eyes.
01:14:36Sarge.
01:14:36You're infected.
01:14:38What?
01:14:40Katie.
01:14:43No!
01:14:44Please stop, okay?
01:14:47She's one of them, Kate.
01:14:48Did you see that?
01:14:49Just, please, stop.
01:14:51Please stop.
01:14:53Oh my God.
01:14:56Please stop.
01:14:57What's in there?
01:15:04Oh my God.
01:15:05Man.
01:15:07The terrible heat wave has quickly spread the local wire and has left many cities without power.
01:15:12Americans feel less secure in their homes, since the new terrorist branch is now seeding into our homeland and may
01:15:17strike anywhere, anytime.
01:15:21Flew out.
01:15:22Flew out.
01:15:22Flew out.
01:15:22Flew out.
01:15:25Flew out.
01:15:26Flew out.
01:15:26Local authorities have confirmed that there are 10 deaths only in this town.
01:15:30Flew out.
01:15:31Flew out.
01:15:31Flew out.
01:15:32Flew out.
01:15:32Flew out.
01:15:34Flew out.
01:15:38Flew out.
01:15:39Flew out.
01:15:40Flew out.
01:15:43Flew out.
01:15:44Flew out.
01:15:45Flew out.
01:15:49Flew out.
01:15:52Flew out.
01:15:53Flew out.
01:15:57Flew out.
01:16:01Flew out.
01:16:03Flew out.
01:16:03Flew out.
01:16:04Flew out.
01:16:05Flew out.
01:16:06Flew out.
01:16:07Flew out.
01:16:08Flew out.
01:16:09Flew out.
01:16:09Flew out.
01:16:21It's making sense now, isn't it?
01:16:28Good. And my job here is done.
01:16:36Adios, amigo.
01:16:38No!
01:17:04Didn't have to do that.
01:17:06Who?
01:17:08Who?
01:17:10There's nobody there.
01:17:12No, what are you talking about?
01:17:14Jay.
01:17:16Jay.
01:17:17No!
01:17:18Go away.
01:17:19Leave me alone.
01:17:21No!
01:17:27No!
01:17:28No!
01:17:31No!
01:17:32No!
01:17:35No!
01:17:37No!
01:17:37No!
01:17:37No!
01:17:44What are you doing?
01:17:45Here to help you.
01:17:48I'll be honest again.
01:17:49You should know that by now.
01:17:51Do you have the same guns as someone?
01:17:53You do.
01:17:54This is Dr. Clark, man.
01:17:56Man with the solution.
01:18:50Man with the solution.
01:18:55You're lucky.
01:18:56He could be dead.
01:19:00You're the only survivor from your unit.
01:19:06Sarge.
01:19:09What about Sarge?
01:19:16I'm sorry, Jay. He's dead, too.
01:19:24It's not your fault.
01:19:26It was an accident. Accidents happen.
01:19:29Right now, you need to rest.
01:19:32You're suffering from a serious brain injury.
01:19:35Have you heard of post-traumatic stress disorder?
01:19:43We'll take good care of you.
01:19:45And when you're feeling well, we'll send you home.
01:19:49But right now, rest.
01:19:54Rest.
01:20:16No. No.
01:20:18What?
01:20:25Sarge?
01:20:29Sarge?
01:20:37Sarge?
01:20:38Sarge?
01:20:40Sarge?
01:20:50Sarge?
01:20:55Sarge?
01:20:56Sarge?
01:20:58Sarge?
01:20:59Sarge?
01:21:00Sarge?
01:21:00Sarge?
01:21:02Sarge?
01:21:03Sarge?
01:21:05Sarge?
01:21:06Sarge?
01:21:07Sarge?
01:21:08Sarge?
01:21:08Sarge?
01:21:09Sarge?
01:21:10Sarge?
01:21:10Sarge?
01:21:11Sarge?
01:21:11Sarge?
01:22:43Last time.
01:22:44Drop your weapon.
01:23:03You can point your gun at yourself.
01:23:07Or you can point your gun at your enemy.
01:23:11But you can't hold on to the gun forever.
01:23:13You can't hold on to the gun.
01:23:15You can't hold on to the gun.
01:23:26You can't hold on to the gun.
01:24:43A recent return from his service in the Middle East.
01:24:45His motive is still unclear, but authorities fear he may have been influenced by the new terrorist branch.
01:24:50More news to come.
01:24:52And now the weather.
01:24:53Looks like the long heat wave that has afflicted our region is finally coming to an end.
01:24:58Watch out, folks.
01:24:59We are now on Stormwatch.
01:25:10We are now on Stormwatch.
01:25:45We are now on Stormwatch.
01:25:48We are now on Stormwatch.
01:25:56We are now on Stormwatch.
01:25:59Oh, was surely meant to be
01:26:03Just past a new beginning
01:26:06When everyone was free
01:26:41The notes were drenched in sorrow
01:26:44Her melody was soft
01:26:48Her words spoke of a sinking ship
01:26:53Which no one could get off
01:26:56The sadness wrapped around me
01:27:00Her face began to blur
01:27:03I turned to face the future
01:27:07The last thing that I heard
01:27:30The last thing that I heard
01:27:32The last thing that I heard
01:28:33To write where we've gone wrong
01:28:36With hope we stand before you
01:28:40To sing the angel's song
01:28:44To sing the angel's song
01:29:23To sing the angel's song
01:29:25To sing the angel's song