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  • 5 hours ago
Could Taylor Swift and the Swifties take over Europe—or would one country stop them with her own songs? In this funny hypothetical map story, Taylor’s bid for world domination begins with an unsuccessful run for U.S. president before she heads to France and wins its presidency.

With her fans mobilized but no real strategy, she launches attacks across Europe, taking on Spain and the United Kingdom before turning east toward the Benelux countries and Germany. Italy joins the conflict, and the Swifties eventually push through—until Switzerland finds a surprising way to fight back and free Europe. A playful alternate-history scenario for fans of Taylor Swift, map videos, geography, and comedic what-if storytelling.

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00:00What would happen if Taylor Swift tried to take over the world?
00:03First thing she would do is run for the President of the United States.
00:06However, since a lot of people hate her, she wouldn't be able to win the elections and would instead go
00:11to France.
00:12She would try to become a President there and would actually manage to win.
00:17After mobilizing as many of her fans as she can, she would have absolutely no strategy and would attack both
00:23Spain and United Kingdom at the same time.
00:26However, this would somehow work out and after finishing off Ireland and Portugal, she would be able to focus on
00:32the East.
00:33She would attack the Benelux countries and Germany next.
00:36They would know they wouldn't have a chance against the Swifties and would immediately ask Italy for help.
00:42Swifties would be pushed back at first, but would eventually manage to win on both sides.
00:48However, Switzerland would get a brilliant idea.
00:51They would start blasting Taylor Swift's songs at her fans.
00:55Even they wouldn't be able to survive this torture and Switzerland would free Europe.

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