00:10This here is Caligula, the mad Roman Emperor.
00:13Mad? I like him. Mad is good. Mad is great.
00:16And this here is Margaret Thatcher.
00:19Oh, I know her. She's that nasty woman. What an inspiration.
00:25Who's that guy? I've never seen him before.
00:27Uh, he's Vladimir Putin, you know.
00:30No, I don't. I've never met him.
00:34Now, who's that guy?
00:36I love the mustache.
00:38Say, Melania, should I grow a mustache like that?
00:41Would you like that?
00:44And they're all in this film? All of the great guys of history?
00:47What a huge crowd.
00:50What's the name again? Iron something?
00:51Iron Sky, the coming race, Mr. President.
00:53And where am I? I can't find myself.
00:55Um, Mr. President, you...
00:57You didn't make the cut. They don't think you deserve it.
01:10Everyone who thinks I shouldn't be in this film, outside the room.
01:18What do you mean I'm not in the movie?
01:21I'm just as crazy as that guy, and just as nasty as that woman.
01:27And I have a much better haircut than this guy.
01:31So good. Best pair, actually.
01:34Nobody belongs more in this movie than I do.
01:38Who do they think they are?
01:40They don't know shit, okay?
01:42None of them understand me.
01:44Nobody understands me.
01:46And let's make Earth great again.
01:50...
01:51...
01:51...
01:51...
01:51Amen.
