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Duke Koa thought five years of marriage would be a small price to pay to restore his legendary surfboard. But being Kai's devoted househusband turns out to be harder than fighting any sea monster. Despite his efforts, she never appreciates him, and her returning ex pushes him to his breaking point. 🌊 Will Duke finally reclaim his freedom?
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00:00:08Oh, my God.
00:00:23Thank you for saving my life, God of the island.
00:00:49Where's my surfboard?
00:00:51Looking for this, God of the island?
00:01:04Whoa, there, big boy.
00:01:07Give me my board back, sea hag.
00:01:09Okay.
00:01:25My board.
00:01:27How did you do that?
00:01:28You may be immortal, but your board isn't.
00:01:31I've been saving my magic for years for that one trick.
00:01:34I'll never be as powerful as you, God of the island.
00:01:38But even you can't break my spell unless you do something for me.
00:01:44Marry my daughter.
00:01:49Your daughter?
00:01:51I've seduced many sailors in my day.
00:01:58One had strong swimmers.
00:02:03But I'm immortal.
00:02:05If I marry your daughter, she'll age.
00:02:07I won't.
00:02:08It could never last.
00:02:10Five years.
00:02:12Look after her for five years.
00:02:15Help her find success.
00:02:17On your fifth anniversary, the spell will break.
00:02:20You can surf again.
00:02:21And if you love her, reveal your true identity.
00:02:29Okay.
00:02:32Hey, so this might be weird, but your daughter doesn't look like you, does she?
00:02:39You tell me.
00:03:10I can't believe she's marrying some sponge or simp.
00:03:15I give it six months.
00:03:29We look so cute.
00:03:31I do wish you had listened to me and not worn that shirt, though.
00:03:36Someone just commented, sponger in a stupid shirt.
00:03:40I thought you didn't care that I don't surf.
00:03:42I don't.
00:03:44I don't.
00:03:45Spoiler alert.
00:03:46She did care.
00:03:48And that wasn't her only complaint about me.
00:03:50But I made a vow to stay with her for five years.
00:03:53And I was determined to keep that vow, no matter how hard it was.
00:03:57And it was very hard.
00:04:08Kai became one of the top female surfers on Earth.
00:04:13And I've been her loyal supporter.
00:04:20In three days, I get my co-board back and I can surf again.
00:04:24But until then, my mission is to give Kai everything she wants.
00:04:29She loves coconut water.
00:04:30Today, it'll be the freshest in the world.
00:04:40Duke.
00:04:43Morning, sunshine.
00:04:45Don't sunshine me.
00:04:46You tracked sand all over the kitchen.
00:04:49That beach life, though, right?
00:04:51What were you even doing out there so early?
00:04:53Getting stoned?
00:04:55Something like that.
00:04:56Unbelievable.
00:04:57I need you on point today.
00:04:59I heard Angela Lee, the CEO of Quick Mapple, might arrive early for the expo.
00:05:03Don't worry, babe.
00:05:04I got you.
00:05:10I got you.
00:05:16This is not the brand I like.
00:05:18It's not any brand.
00:05:19It's fresh.
00:05:22How hard is it to get the right brand?
00:05:24Did you forget because you were high?
00:05:27I'll get the kind you like next time.
00:05:36We were happy once, but the honeymoon is over.
00:05:53Oh my God, that's her.
00:05:54Angela Lee, the single most important person in the world of surfing.
00:05:59No, that's the most important person in the world of surfing.
00:06:05That old guy?
00:06:06Angela's father, Mickey Lee.
00:06:07He's the real power.
00:06:08Started Quick Mapple as a surf shack in Malibu and grew it into the most important surf brand on Earth.
00:06:14Oh no.
00:06:18Oh, I gotta go.
00:06:32Dad, no!
00:06:33Dad, no!
00:06:34Dad, no!
00:06:45Dad, no!
00:07:02He's here!
00:07:20Pretty gnarly moves before the shark interrupted.
00:07:23Not as good as I used to be, but I can still catch a wave.
00:07:27Thank you for saving my life.
00:07:43You're the god of the island.
00:07:46Please, no one can know my identity.
00:07:48Whatever you say, but how can I ever repay you?
00:07:51Actually, there is a solid you could do me in return.
00:07:55Anything.
00:07:58My wife, Kaikua, is one of the best surfers in the world.
00:08:02And her sponsor just went bankrupt.
00:08:05Angela!
00:08:10Your leg! It's completely healed!
00:08:14Did you do this?
00:08:15I wish I had healing powers.
00:08:17I told you I went after him, but the god of the island rescued your dad.
00:08:22He must have put a healing spell on his leg or something.
00:08:25Well, thank you for helping.
00:08:27He needs our help too.
00:08:28His wife, Kaikua, needs a sponsor.
00:08:31Wife?
00:08:32Don't worry, she's one hell of a surfer.
00:08:43Hey, Kaikua.
00:08:44Remember Chad from high school?
00:08:47How could she forget?
00:08:48If he hadn't dumped her to move to LA and become an Olympic gold medal surfer,
00:08:51she wouldn't have settled for that burnout sponger duke.
00:08:59Chad was my past.
00:09:00Yeah, the one that got away.
00:09:04He was so hot.
00:09:06And strong.
00:09:08God, I bet he could pick you up and flip you around.
00:09:13He could turn every girl into a spinner.
00:09:15You guys!
00:09:16If Chad came back today and asked you to take him back, what would you say?
00:09:23Well, I am married, and I haven't seen Chad since high school.
00:09:27Hey, ladies.
00:09:29Kaikua, we should get going.
00:09:34Are you trying to keep her from her friends or something?
00:09:37Jealous much?
00:09:39I'm not ready to go yet.
00:09:41Did you forget?
00:09:43Forget what?
00:09:45We have dinner reservations for our anniversary.
00:09:48The expo is the same day as our anniversary, so I made the reservation for today.
00:09:54I can't.
00:09:55Angela still hasn't seen me surf.
00:09:59Don't worry about that.
00:10:00You're going to get the quick maple sponsorship.
00:10:03What would you know about it?
00:10:08No way, bro.
00:10:09Is it really him?
00:10:11Oh my god, his abs look hard as rocks.
00:10:14I'd like to see what's under those board shorts.
00:10:25Chad?
00:10:27Hey, boo.
00:10:29I'm in sound for the expo.
00:10:31You knew he'd be here.
00:10:33But we didn't want to spoil the surprise.
00:10:38Bring it in for the real thing.
00:10:50Chad, can you sign my board?
00:10:52Are you going to win gold at home in 2028, Chad?
00:10:56Duh.
00:10:56Of course I am.
00:10:58He's even hotter in person.
00:11:00She used to date him.
00:11:03Used to?
00:11:04How could you let a guy like that get away?
00:11:08So are we going to catch some waves or what, boo?
00:11:11I really think Angela should see me surf.
00:11:14And Chad is already sponsored by them, so it would help to see us together.
00:11:17For branding.
00:11:19You don't mind, right?
00:11:20No worries.
00:11:21We'll celebrate our anniversary later.
00:11:25Let's go.
00:11:34Look at them.
00:11:35They're perfect together.
00:11:37So amazing.
00:11:38Made for each other.
00:11:49So which one is your wife?
00:11:52The one on the board with Chad?
00:11:54Interesting.
00:11:55She's good.
00:11:56Really good.
00:11:57She's the best.
00:12:02You know, Quick Maple sponsors me.
00:12:04Yeah?
00:12:04I can help you get a sponsorship, too.
00:12:07Thank you, Chad.
00:12:08But I can handle it.
00:12:10I'm a big girl.
00:12:15I know exactly what kind of girl you are.
00:12:18I know every single part of you and would love to get reacquainted.
00:12:22I just want to help, since your husband obviously can't.
00:12:27Oh, hey, dude.
00:12:29You must be Duke, the sponger who waxes Kai's board.
00:12:34I'm Kai's husband.
00:12:39Want to go grab Kai's board for us?
00:12:45Five years.
00:12:47For five years, I protected and loved you.
00:12:50But now I'm starting to see you never really loved me back.
00:12:57I caught your favorite fish myself.
00:13:01And you've been out all day with Chad.
00:13:05You're cold.
00:13:06I can feel the goosebumps on your skin.
00:13:10Hey, don't sweat quick, Maple.
00:13:12I'm tight with Angela.
00:13:13I got your back like a bikini string.
00:13:17Thanks so much, Chad.
00:13:19It's the least I can do.
00:13:21You know, I never forgot you.
00:13:23Maybe I should stay on the island a while
00:13:24and get back in touch.
00:13:28I'm married.
00:13:29You're not going to be this hot forever, Kai.
00:13:32Don't you want a real man who knows what do with a girl like you?
00:13:36Duke's actually really sweet.
00:13:40Sweet?
00:13:40Yeah.
00:13:41He's a total sim.
00:13:43Dump him or don't.
00:13:45I don't mind being Mr. Steel, your girl.
00:13:53I don't mind being Mr. Steel, your girl.
00:13:55There's an extra board here.
00:13:58It's a gift for you.
00:14:01A fish.
00:14:02This bad boy will unlock all the speed in that tight little bod.
00:14:07Duke designed my board himself.
00:14:09You think that sponger knows more about surfboards than me?
00:14:13Plus, this is a quick maple board.
00:14:15That's what Angela wants to see you on.
00:14:19Good point.
00:14:21See you on the beach, boo.
00:14:27Catch any big ones?
00:14:28It was okay.
00:14:29Lots of close outs today.
00:14:31I made dinner.
00:14:32For our anniversary.
00:14:33Our patio's got a better view than any restaurant anyway.
00:14:36Sorry.
00:14:37I ate already.
00:14:45New board?
00:14:46Angela should see me on a quick maple board.
00:14:49A quick maple should build a board for you.
00:14:51Like I did.
00:14:52This fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
00:14:54It'll pearl the second you go vertical.
00:14:56Babe, no offense, but Chad knows surfing.
00:14:58He won gold.
00:14:59You don't even surf.
00:15:01I know the island's waves.
00:15:02I'll think about it.
00:15:04So you're not hungry, but you've been surfing all day.
00:15:06Are you sore?
00:15:07Do you want a massage?
00:15:15I am sore.
00:15:17I'm going to go in the hot tub.
00:15:18Want some company?
00:15:19No thanks.
00:15:20I'm not in the mood.
00:15:21Too sore.
00:15:36Oh.
00:15:37Oh.
00:15:38Oh, Chad.
00:15:39Yes, Chad.
00:15:43She said she wasn't in the mood, but she really meant she wasn't in the mood for me.
00:15:49Do you want to go in the mood for me?
00:15:54You forgot your towel.
00:15:56Didn't want you to get cold walking back to the house.
00:16:06Aren't you going to say anything?
00:16:08What do you want me to say?
00:16:10Do you even care?
00:16:11Or are you too stoned and lazy to even give a shit?
00:16:14I care.
00:16:15If you paid attention, you'd know how much.
00:16:17Why did you never learn to surf?
00:16:23I was the best surfer in the world.
00:16:25Yeah.
00:16:26But your mom cursed me.
00:16:29What does that have to do with anything?
00:16:31Because it's weird.
00:16:33You're like obsessed with surfers.
00:16:36You make custom surfboards.
00:16:39You wear that stupid surfboard necklace.
00:16:41But you can't even surf.
00:16:45That's probably why you want to stay in this dead marriage.
00:16:47So you can leech off me.
00:16:50That's why you didn't even react to me screwing that jet and calling it another man's name.
00:16:54Because you don't actually care about anything except using me to get closer to the glory you'll never have.
00:17:02You want me out of your life?
00:17:06Give it a few more days.
00:17:18Nah, bro, you're caking it on.
00:17:20You're going to glue her feet to the board.
00:17:22That's right for cold water like Malibu.
00:17:24On a warm break like ours, soft thin wax will be greased by noon.
00:17:27This sponger's lecturing a gold medal surfer on wax.
00:17:30Not on wax.
00:17:32On the water I live on.
00:17:37Being a townie who's never left the island isn't something to brag about, Duke.
00:17:45I hoped I'd find you here.
00:17:54She looked pretty good with you yesterday, Chad.
00:17:56Let's see how she looks on her own.
00:17:58Angela, that bikini...
00:18:00You're still being worn by your boss.
00:18:06There she goes.
00:18:14I told her that fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
00:18:16It's pearly.
00:18:28See what your garbage waxing did, Sponger?
00:18:30It wasn't the wax.
00:18:31It was your board.
00:18:34So it's my fault?
00:18:36I was trying to unlock her power.
00:18:38You've been holding her back.
00:18:39Up.
00:18:44What?
00:18:45I think what you meant to say was, you've been holding her up.
00:18:50You're a pro surfer, props on that.
00:18:52But I know my island.
00:18:53I know my break.
00:18:56And I know how to kick your ass.
00:18:59You think so?
00:19:00Let's go then.
00:19:01Oh!
00:19:10Duke, stop showing off.
00:19:12Chad's a professional athlete.
00:19:13You're a professional stoner.
00:19:14You don't want to fight him.
00:19:19Is that the kind of guy you are?
00:19:20Need to be rescued by your girl?
00:19:24I don't know what happened out there.
00:19:26I swear I'll do better in the expo tomorrow.
00:19:27Don't sweat it.
00:19:28The sponsorship's yours.
00:19:29You looked amazing.
00:19:30But I just had an epic wipeout.
00:19:34It's not just about your surfing.
00:19:36You're hot.
00:19:37And you've got a great man behind you.
00:19:42Looking forward to having you both represent Quick Mapple at the expo tomorrow.
00:19:50We've got to celebrate my tie.
00:19:52Yes, absolutely.
00:19:54Fix the wax on my new board.
00:20:00She thinks Chad is the great man behind her.
00:20:03One more day, and she can have it.
00:20:09I can't believe she gave me the sponsorship, right?
00:20:14After I wiped out.
00:20:16And it's all thanks to you.
00:20:18I'd do anything for you.
00:20:30I'd do anything for you.
00:20:32Oh, no.
00:20:34You're going to be so sticky.
00:20:36Why don't you come up to my room and rinse off in the shower.
00:20:39You can borrow a t-shirt, too, if you want.
00:20:42Yeah.
00:20:43I am really sticky, actually.
00:20:45I'm really sorry.
00:21:15First, I rode your waves.
00:21:17Now I'm going to ride your wife.
00:21:25What are you doing?
00:21:29Stop denying yourself.
00:21:31You both know you want this.
00:21:33Put your clothes on, Chad.
00:21:36You first.
00:21:41Give me back the towel, Chad.
00:21:42Come on.
00:21:43It's the least you can do after I got you the sponsorship.
00:21:47Please don't do this.
00:21:49Don't worry, boo.
00:21:51Every girl likes it in the end.
00:21:52Help!
00:21:53Somebody help me!
00:22:03Ride this.
00:22:13How are you so strong?
00:22:20Does it make you feel strong?
00:22:22Taking another man's sloppy seconds?
00:22:25That's beta behavior.
00:22:27I thought you were a Chad.
00:22:29Please.
00:22:30I can't breathe.
00:22:31What are you doing to him?
00:22:38Enough!
00:22:46What is wrong with you?
00:22:49Me?
00:22:50He was assaulting my wife.
00:22:53This is a misunderstanding.
00:22:55Really?
00:22:56You were crying for help.
00:22:58He spilled a drink on me.
00:22:59I was just cleaning up.
00:23:02And how did he end up naked?
00:23:04He was just changing.
00:23:06You came in at the wrong time.
00:23:09Timing, bro.
00:23:10It's everything.
00:23:10In surfing and in love.
00:23:12Can you please just take me home?
00:23:15You can stay here if you want, boo.
00:23:19We all need to just chill out before the expo tomorrow.
00:23:22Let's go.
00:23:34I shouldn't have slapped you.
00:23:38You were being crazy, though.
00:23:40I thought you were going to kill him.
00:23:46Do you have anything to say?
00:23:48Why were you in his hotel room?
00:23:52I told you.
00:23:53He spilled a drink.
00:23:54I should have been there.
00:23:56But instead, you made me...
00:23:57If you wanted to come, you should have come.
00:23:59You are always doing this.
00:24:01You act like a total simp and then bitch and complain when I don't tell you what to do.
00:24:05Act like a man for once.
00:24:08You used to like that I was kind and giving.
00:24:10No.
00:24:11I like the way you fucked me that first time.
00:24:14I was totally digmatized and I made the biggest mistake of my life.
00:24:19That's really how you feel about our marriage?
00:24:25You're a sweet guy, Duke.
00:24:27But I need a strong man behind me, not a slacker.
00:24:32If you cared to look closer, you'd see that the truth is, you'd never be this successful without me.
00:24:41Get real, Duke.
00:24:42I could make my own meals and wax my own board.
00:24:45I only let you do it because you're so pathetic.
00:24:51I feel bad for you.
00:24:53You think I'm just a glorified servant?
00:24:55Like you said, a leech.
00:24:58I need a real man.
00:25:00Not some stoner, beta, board waxing, sponger.
00:25:05All the things you do for me just make you seem weak.
00:25:07How am I supposed to be attracted to you?
00:25:14Then let's get a divorce.
00:25:32Oh my God.
00:25:47Thank you for saving my life, God of the island.
00:26:13Where's my surfboard?
00:26:15Looking for this, God of the island?
00:26:28Go there, big boy.
00:26:31Give me my board back, sea hag.
00:26:34Okay.
00:26:49My board.
00:26:51How did you do that?
00:26:52You may be immortal, but your board isn't.
00:26:55I've been saving my magic for years for that one trick.
00:26:59I'll never be as powerful as you, God of the island.
00:27:02But even you can't break my spell, unless you do something for me.
00:27:08Marry my coach.
00:27:13Your daughter?
00:27:15I've seduced many sailors in my day.
00:27:22One had strong swimmers.
00:27:27But I'm immortal.
00:27:29If I marry your daughter, she'll age.
00:27:31I won't.
00:27:32It could never last.
00:27:34Five years.
00:27:36Look after her for five years.
00:27:39Help her find success.
00:27:41On your fifth anniversary, the spell will break.
00:27:44You can surf again.
00:27:46You can surf again.
00:27:46And if you love her, reveal your true identity.
00:27:53Okay.
00:27:56Hey, so this might be weird, but your daughter doesn't look like you, does she?
00:28:02You tell me.
00:28:20Hey, so this might be weird, but your daughter doesn't look like you, does she want to be weird, but
00:28:22your daughter doesn't look like you, does she want to be weird, but your daughter doesn't look like you, does
00:28:22she want to be weird, but your daughter doesn't look like you, does she want to be weird, but your
00:28:22daughter doesn't look like you, does she want to be weird, but your daughter doesn't look like you, does she
00:28:22want to be weird, but your daughter doesn't look like you, does she want to be weird, but your daughter
00:28:22doesn't look like you, does she want to be weird, but your daughter doesn't look like you, does she want
00:28:22to be weird, but your daughter doesn't look like you, does she want to be weird, but your daughter doesn't
00:28:23look like you, does she want to be weird, but your daughter doesn't look like you, does she want to
00:28:30be weird, but your daughter doesn't look like you, does she want to be weird, but your daughter doesn't
00:28:34I can't believe she's marrying some Sponger simp.
00:28:39I give it six months.
00:28:53We look so cute.
00:28:55I do wish you had listened to me and not worn that shirt, though.
00:29:00Someone just commented, Sponger in a stupid shirt.
00:29:04I thought you didn't care that I don't surf.
00:29:06I don't. I don't.
00:29:10Spoiler alert, she did care.
00:29:12And that wasn't her only complaint about me.
00:29:14But I made a vow to stay with her for five years,
00:29:17and I was determined to keep that vow, no matter how hard it was.
00:29:21And it was very hard.
00:29:32Kai became one of the top female surfers on Earth.
00:29:37And I've been her loyal supporter.
00:29:44In three days, I get my koa board back, and I can surf again.
00:29:48But until then, my mission is to give Kai everything she wants.
00:29:53She loves coconut water.
00:29:55Today, it'll be the freshest in the world.
00:30:05Duke.
00:30:07Morning, sunshine.
00:30:09Don't sunshine me.
00:30:11You tracked sand all over the kitchen.
00:30:13That beach life, though, right?
00:30:15What were you even doing out there so early?
00:30:17Getting stoned?
00:30:19Something like that.
00:30:20Unbelievable.
00:30:21I need you on point today.
00:30:22I heard Angela Lee, the CEO of Quickmapple, might arrive early for the expo.
00:30:27Don't worry, babe.
00:30:28I got you.
00:30:40This is not the brand I like.
00:30:42It's not any brand.
00:30:43It's fresh.
00:30:46How hard is it to get the right brand?
00:30:48Did you forget because you were high?
00:30:51I'll get the kind you like next time.
00:31:00We were happy once, but the honeymoon is over.
00:31:16Oh, my God, that's her.
00:31:19Angela Lee, the single most important person in the world of surfing.
00:31:23No, that's the most important person in the world of surfing.
00:31:29That old guy?
00:31:30Angela's father, Mickey Lee.
00:31:31He's the real power.
00:31:32Started Quickmapple as a surf shack in Malibu
00:31:34and grew it into the most important surf brand on Earth.
00:31:38Oh, no.
00:31:41Oh.
00:31:43I gotta go.
00:31:51Oh.
00:31:53Oh.
00:31:56Dad, no!
00:31:58Oh.
00:31:59Oh.
00:32:00Oh.
00:32:00Oh.
00:32:01Oh.
00:32:26He's here!
00:32:30Oh.
00:32:44Pretty gnarly moves before the shark interrupted.
00:32:47Not as good as I used to be, but I can still catch a wave.
00:32:52Thank you for saving my life.
00:32:56Oh.
00:32:56Oh.
00:32:58Oh.
00:33:00Oh.
00:33:08You're the god of the island.
00:33:10Please, no one can know my identity.
00:33:12Whatever you say, but how can I ever repay you?
00:33:15Actually, there is a solid you could do me in return.
00:33:19Anything.
00:33:23My wife, Kaikua, is one of the best surfers in the world.
00:33:26And her sponsor just went bankrupt.
00:33:28And her sponsor just went bankrupt.
00:33:29Angela!
00:33:34Your leg!
00:33:35It's completely healed!
00:33:38Did you do this?
00:33:39I wish I had healing powers.
00:33:42I told you I went after him, but the god of the island rescued your dad.
00:33:46He must have put a healing spell on his leg or something.
00:33:49Well, thank you for helping.
00:33:51He needs our help, too.
00:33:53His wife, Kaikua, needs a sponsor.
00:33:55Wife?
00:33:56Don't worry.
00:33:57She's one hell of a surfer.
00:34:07Hey, Kaikua, remember Chad from high school?
00:34:11How could she forget?
00:34:12If he hadn't dumped her to move to L.A. and become an Olympic gold medal surfer,
00:34:15she wouldn't have settled for that burnout sponger duke.
00:34:23Chad was my past.
00:34:24Yeah, the one that got away.
00:34:28He was so hot and strong.
00:34:32God, I bet he could pick you up and flip you around.
00:34:37He could turn every girl into a spinner.
00:34:39You guys!
00:34:41If Chad came back today and asked you to take him back, what would you say?
00:34:47Well, I am married, and I haven't seen Chad since high school.
00:34:51Hey, ladies.
00:34:54Kaikua, we should get going.
00:34:58Are you trying to keep her from her friends or something?
00:35:01Jealous much?
00:35:04I'm not ready to go yet.
00:35:06Did you forget?
00:35:07Forget what?
00:35:09We have dinner reservations for our anniversary.
00:35:12The expo is the same day as our anniversary, so I made the reservation for today.
00:35:18I can't.
00:35:19Angela still hasn't seen me surf.
00:35:23Don't worry about that.
00:35:24You're going to get the quick maple sponsorship.
00:35:27What would you know about it?
00:35:33No way, bro.
00:35:34Is it really him?
00:35:35Oh my God, his abs look hard as rock.
00:35:38I'd like to see what's under those board shorts.
00:35:49Chad?
00:35:52Hey, boo.
00:35:53I'm in town for the expo.
00:35:55We knew he'd be here.
00:35:57But we didn't want to spoil the surprise.
00:36:02Bring it in for the real thing.
00:36:04Hey!
00:36:15Chad, can you sign my board?
00:36:17Are you going to win gold at home in 2028, Chad?
00:36:20Duh.
00:36:21Of course I am.
00:36:22He's even hotter in person.
00:36:24She used to date him.
00:36:27Used to?
00:36:28How could you let a guy like that get away?
00:36:32So are we going to catch some waves or what, boo?
00:36:36I really think Angela should see me surf.
00:36:38And Chad is already sponsored by them, so it would help to see us together.
00:36:42For branding.
00:36:43You don't mind, right?
00:36:44No worries.
00:36:45We'll celebrate our anniversary later.
00:36:49Let's go.
00:36:59Look at them.
00:37:00They're perfect together.
00:37:01So amazing.
00:37:03Made for each other.
00:37:13So which one is your wife?
00:37:16The one on the board with Chad?
00:37:18Interesting.
00:37:19She's good.
00:37:20Really good.
00:37:21She's the best.
00:37:26You know, Quick Maple sponsors me.
00:37:28Yeah?
00:37:28I can help you get a sponsorship, too.
00:37:31Thank you, Chad.
00:37:32But I can handle it.
00:37:34I'm a big girl.
00:37:40I know exactly what kind of girl you are.
00:37:42I know every single part of you.
00:37:44And would love to get reacquainted.
00:37:46I just want to help, since your husband obviously can't.
00:37:52Oh, hey, dude.
00:37:53You must be Duke, the sponger who waxes Kai's board.
00:37:59I'm Kai's husband.
00:38:03Want to go grab Kai's board for us?
00:38:09Five years.
00:38:11For five years, I protected and loved you.
00:38:14But now I'm starting to see you never really loved me back.
00:38:21I caught your favorite fish myself.
00:38:25And you've been out all day with Chad.
00:38:29You're cold.
00:38:30I can feel the goosebumps on your skin.
00:38:34Hey, don't sweat quick, Maple.
00:38:36I'm tight with Angela.
00:38:37I got your back like a bikini string.
00:38:41Thanks so much, Chad.
00:38:43It's the least I can do.
00:38:45You know, I never forgot you.
00:38:47Maybe I should stay on the island a while and get back in touch.
00:38:52I'm married.
00:38:53You're not going to be this hot forever, Kai.
00:38:56Don't you want a real man who knows what to do with a girl like you?
00:39:01Duke's actually really sweet.
00:39:04Sweet?
00:39:05Yeah.
00:39:05He's a total simp.
00:39:07Dump him.
00:39:08Or don't.
00:39:10I don't mind being Mr. Steel, your girl.
00:39:19There's an extra board here.
00:39:22It's a gift for you.
00:39:25A fish.
00:39:26This bad boy will unlock all the speed in that tight little bod.
00:39:31Duke designed my board himself.
00:39:33You think that sponger knows more about surfboards than me?
00:39:37Plus, this is a quick maple board.
00:39:39That's what Angela wants to see you on.
00:39:43Good point.
00:39:45See you on the beach, boo.
00:39:51Catch any big ones?
00:39:52It was okay.
00:39:54Lots of close outs today.
00:39:55I made dinner.
00:39:56For our anniversary.
00:39:58Our patio's got a better view than any restaurant anyway.
00:40:01Sorry, I ate already.
00:40:09New board?
00:40:10Angela should see me on a quick maple board.
00:40:13A quick maple should build a board for you.
00:40:15Like I did.
00:40:16This fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
00:40:18It'll pearl the second you go vertical.
00:40:20Babe, no offense, but Chad knows surfing.
00:40:23He won gold.
00:40:23You don't even surf.
00:40:25I know the island's waves.
00:40:27I'll think about it.
00:40:28So you're not hungry, but you've been surfing all day.
00:40:30Are you sore?
00:40:31Do you want a massage?
00:40:40I am sore.
00:40:41I'm going to go in the hot tub.
00:40:42Want some company?
00:40:44No thanks.
00:40:44I'm not in the mood.
00:40:45Too sore.
00:41:02Oh, Chad.
00:41:04Yes, Chad.
00:41:07She said she wasn't in the mood, but she really meant she wasn't in the mood for me.
00:41:14Duke?
00:41:18You forgot your towel.
00:41:20Didn't want you to get cold walking back to the house.
00:41:30Aren't you going to say anything?
00:41:32What do you want me to say?
00:41:34Do you even care?
00:41:35Or are you too stoned and lazy to even give a shit?
00:41:38I care.
00:41:39If you paid attention, you'd know how much.
00:41:42Why did you never learn to surf?
00:41:47I was the best surfer in the world when your mom cursed me.
00:41:53What does that have to do with anything?
00:41:56Because it's weird.
00:41:57You're like obsessed with surfers.
00:42:00You make custom surfboards.
00:42:03You wear that stupid surfboard necklace.
00:42:06But you can't even surf.
00:42:09That's probably why you want to stay in this dead marriage.
00:42:11So you can leech off me.
00:42:14That's why you didn't even react to me screwing that jet and calling it another man's name.
00:42:18Because you don't actually care about anything except using me to get closer to the glory you'll never have.
00:42:26You want me out of your life?
00:42:31Give it a few more days.
00:42:42Nah, bro.
00:42:43You're caking it on.
00:42:45You're going to glue her feet to the board.
00:42:46That's right for cold water like Malibu.
00:42:48On a warm break like ours, soft thin wax will be greased by noon.
00:42:52This sponger's lecturing a gold medal surfer on wax?
00:42:55Not on wax.
00:42:56On the water I live on.
00:43:02Being a townie who's never left the island isn't something to brag about, Duke.
00:43:09I hoped I'd find you here.
00:43:18She looked pretty good with you yesterday, Chad.
00:43:21Let's see how she looks on her own.
00:43:22Angela, that bikini.
00:43:24She's still being worn by your boss.
00:43:30There she goes.
00:43:38I told her that fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
00:43:41It's purling.
00:43:52See what your garbage waxing did, sponger?
00:43:54It wasn't the wax.
00:43:55It was your board.
00:43:59So it's my fault?
00:44:00I was trying to unlock her power.
00:44:02You've been holding her back.
00:44:03Up.
00:44:08What?
00:44:09I think what you meant to say was, you've been holding her up.
00:44:14You're a pro surfer, props on that.
00:44:16But I know my island.
00:44:17I know my break.
00:44:21And I know how to kick your ass.
00:44:23You think so?
00:44:24Let's go then.
00:44:26Oh!
00:44:34Duke, stop showing off.
00:44:36Chad's a professional athlete.
00:44:38You're a professional stoner.
00:44:39You don't want to fight him.
00:44:43Is that the kind of guy you are?
00:44:45Need to be rescued by your girl?
00:44:48I don't know what happened out there.
00:44:50I swear I'll do better in the expo tomorrow.
00:44:52Don't sweat it.
00:44:52The sponsorship's yours.
00:44:54You looked amazing.
00:44:55But I just had an epic wipeout.
00:44:58It's not just about your surfing.
00:45:00You're hot.
00:45:01And you've got a great man behind you.
00:45:06Looking forward to having you both represent Quick Mapple at the expo tomorrow.
00:45:14We gotta celebrate Mai Tai.
00:45:16Yes, absolutely.
00:45:18Fix the wax on my new board.
00:45:24She thinks Chad is the great man behind her.
00:45:27One more day, and she can have it.
00:45:33I can't believe she gave me the sponsorship, right?
00:45:38After I wiped out.
00:45:40And it's all thanks to you.
00:45:42I'd do anything for you.
00:45:57Oh, no.
00:45:58You're gonna be so sticky.
00:46:00Why don't you come up to my room and rinse off in the shower?
00:46:04You can borrow a t-shirt, too, if you want.
00:46:06Yeah.
00:46:08I am really sticky, actually.
00:46:39First, I rode your waves.
00:46:41Now I'm gonna ride your wife.
00:46:49What are you doing?
00:46:53Stop denying yourself.
00:46:55We both know you want this.
00:46:58Put your clothes on, Chad.
00:47:00You first.
00:47:05Give me back the towel, Chad.
00:47:07Come on.
00:47:07It's the least you can do after I got you the sponsorship.
00:47:12Please don't do this.
00:47:13Don't worry, boo.
00:47:15Every girl likes it in the end.
00:47:16Help!
00:47:17Somebody help me!
00:47:28Ride this.
00:47:37How are you so strong?
00:47:44Does it make you feel strong?
00:47:46Taking another man's sloppy seconds?
00:47:49That's beta behavior.
00:47:51I thought you were a Chad.
00:47:53Please.
00:47:54I can't breathe.
00:47:56What are you doing to him?
00:48:03Enough!
00:48:10What is wrong with you?
00:48:13Me?
00:48:14He was assaulting my wife.
00:48:17This is a misunderstanding.
00:48:19Really?
00:48:20You were crying for help.
00:48:22He spilled a drink on me.
00:48:23I was just cleaning up.
00:48:27How did he end up naked?
00:48:29He was just changing.
00:48:30You came in at the wrong time.
00:48:33Timing, bro.
00:48:34It's everything.
00:48:35In surfing and in love.
00:48:37Can you please just take me home?
00:48:39You can stay here if you want, boo.
00:48:43We all need to just chill out before the expo tomorrow.
00:48:46Let's go.
00:48:58I shouldn't have slapped you.
00:49:03You were being crazy, though.
00:49:05I thought you were going to kill him.
00:49:10Do you have anything to say?
00:49:12Why were you in his hotel room?
00:49:16I told you.
00:49:17He spilled a drink.
00:49:18I should have been there.
00:49:20But instead, you made me...
00:49:22If you wanted to come, you should have come!
00:49:24You are always doing this.
00:49:26You act like a total simp and then bitch and complain when I don't tell you what to do.
00:49:29Act like a man for once!
00:49:32You used to like that I was kind and giving.
00:49:35No.
00:49:36I like the way you fucked me that first time.
00:49:38I was totally digmatized and I made the biggest mistake of my life.
00:49:43That's really how you feel about our marriage?
00:49:49You're a sweet guy, Duke.
00:49:51But I need a strong man behind me.
00:49:54Not a slacker.
00:49:57If you cared to look closer, you'd see that the truth is...
00:50:01You'd never be this successful without me.
00:50:05Get real, Duke.
00:50:06I could make my own meals and wax my own board.
00:50:09I only let you do it because you're so pathetic.
00:50:15I feel bad for you.
00:50:17You think I'm just a glorified servant?
00:50:20Like you said, a leech.
00:50:22I need a real man.
00:50:24Not some stoner, beta, board waxing, sponger.
00:50:29All the things you do for me just make you seem weak.
00:50:31How am I supposed to be attracted to you?
00:50:38Then let's get a divorce.
00:50:56Oh my god.
00:51:12Thank you for saving my life, god of the island.
00:51:37Where's my surfboard?
00:51:40Looking for this, god of the island?
00:51:52Go there, big boy.
00:51:55Give me my board back, sea hag.
00:51:58Okay.
00:52:13My board.
00:52:15How did you do that?
00:52:17You may be immortal, but your board isn't.
00:52:19I've been saving my magic for years for that one trick.
00:52:22I'll never be as powerful as you, god of the island.
00:52:26But even you can't break my spell unless you do something for me.
00:52:33Marry my daughter.
00:52:37Your daughter?
00:52:40I've seduced many sailors in my day.
00:52:46One had strong swimmers.
00:52:51But I'm immortal.
00:52:53If I marry your daughter, she'll age.
00:52:56I won't.
00:52:56It could never last.
00:52:58Five years.
00:53:00Look after her for five years.
00:53:03Help her find success.
00:53:05On your fifth anniversary, the spell will break.
00:53:08You can surf again.
00:53:10And if you love her, reveal your true identity.
00:53:17Okay.
00:53:20Hey, so this might be weird, but your daughter doesn't look like you, does she?
00:53:27You tell me.
00:53:29You tell me.
00:53:59I can't believe she's marrying some sponger simp.
00:54:03I give it six months.
00:54:17We look so cute.
00:54:20I do wish you had listened to me and not worn that shirt, though.
00:54:24Someone just commented, sponger in a stupid shirt.
00:54:28I thought you didn't care that I don't surf.
00:54:31I don't.
00:54:32I don't.
00:54:34Spoiler alert.
00:54:35She did care.
00:54:36And that wasn't her only complaint about me.
00:54:38But I made a vow to stay with her for five years.
00:54:41And I was determined to keep that vow, no matter how hard it was.
00:54:45And it was very hard.
00:54:56Kai became one of the top female surfers on Earth.
00:55:01And I've been her loyal supporters.
00:55:08In three days, I get my koa board back and I can surf again.
00:55:12But until then, my mission is to give Kai everything she wants.
00:55:17She loves coconut water.
00:55:19Today, it'll be the freshest in the world.
00:55:29Duke.
00:55:31Morning, sunshine.
00:55:33Don't sunshine me.
00:55:35You tracked sand all over the kitchen.
00:55:37That beach life, though, right?
00:55:39What were you even doing out there so early?
00:55:41Getting stoned?
00:55:43Something like that.
00:55:44Unbelievable.
00:55:45I need you on point today.
00:55:47I heard Angela Lee, the CEO of Quick Mapple, might arrive early for the expo.
00:55:51Don't worry, babe.
00:55:53I got you.
00:56:04This is not the brand I like.
00:56:06It's not any brand.
00:56:08It's fresh.
00:56:10How hard is it to get the right brand?
00:56:12Did you forget because you were high?
00:56:15I'll get the kind you like next time.
00:56:24We were happy once.
00:56:27But the honeymoon is over.
00:56:41Oh, my God.
00:56:42That's her.
00:56:43Angela Lee.
00:56:44The single most important person in the world of surfing.
00:56:48No.
00:56:48That's the most important person in the world of surfing.
00:56:53That old guy?
00:56:54Angela's father, Mickey Lee.
00:56:55He's the real power.
00:56:57Started Quick Mapple as a surf shack in Malibu
00:56:59and grew it into the most important surf brand on Earth.
00:57:03Oh, no.
00:57:06Oh.
00:57:07I gotta go.
00:57:16Oh.
00:57:17Oh.
00:57:20Oh.
00:57:21Dad, no!
00:57:21Oh.
00:57:23Oh.
00:57:51He's here!
00:58:08Pretty gnarly moves before the shark interrupted.
00:58:12Not as good as I used to be, but I can still catch a wave.
00:58:16Thank you for saving my life.
00:58:32You're the god of the island.
00:58:34Please, no one can know my identity.
00:58:36Whatever you say, but how can I ever repay you?
00:58:39Actually, there is a solid you could do me in return.
00:58:43Anything.
00:58:47My wife, Kaikua, is one of the best surfers in the world.
00:58:50And her sponsor just went bankrupt.
00:58:53Angela!
00:58:58Your leg!
00:58:59It's completely healed!
00:59:02Did you do this?
00:59:03I wish I had healing powers.
00:59:06I told you I went after him, but the god of the island rescued your dad.
00:59:10He must have put a healing spell on his leg or something.
00:59:13Well, thank you for helping.
00:59:15He needs our help too.
00:59:17His wife, Kaikua, needs a sponsor.
00:59:19Wife?
00:59:20Don't worry, she's one hell of a surfer.
00:59:32Hey, Kaikua.
00:59:33Remember Chad from high school?
00:59:35How could she forget?
00:59:36If he hadn't dumped her to move to LA and become an Olympic gold medal surfer,
00:59:40she wouldn't have settled for that burnout sponger duke.
00:59:47Chad was my past.
00:59:49Yeah, the one that got away.
00:59:52He was so hot.
00:59:55And strong.
00:59:56God, I bet he could pick you up and flip you around.
01:00:01He could turn every girl into a spinner.
01:00:03You guys!
01:00:05If Chad came back today and asked you to take him back, what would you say?
01:00:11Well, I am married, and I haven't seen Chad since high school.
01:00:15Hey, ladies.
01:00:18Kai, we should get going.
01:00:22Are you trying to keep her from her friends or something?
01:00:25Jealous much?
01:00:28I'm not ready to go yet.
01:00:30Did you forget?
01:00:31Forget what?
01:00:33We have dinner reservations for our anniversary.
01:00:36The expo is the same day as our anniversary, so I made the reservation for today.
01:00:42I can't. Angela still hasn't seen me surf.
01:00:47Don't worry about that.
01:00:49You're gonna get the quick maple sponsorship.
01:00:52What would you know about it?
01:00:57No way, bro. Is it really him?
01:00:59Oh my god, his abs look hard as rocks.
01:01:02I'd like to see what's under those board shorts.
01:01:13Chad?
01:01:16Hey, Boo.
01:01:17I'm in town for the expo.
01:01:19We knew he'd be here.
01:01:21But we didn't want to spoil the surprise.
01:01:26Bring it in for the real thing.
01:01:39Chad, can you sign my board?
01:01:41Are you gonna win gold at home in 2028, Chad?
01:01:44Duh. Of course I am.
01:01:46He's even hotter in person.
01:01:49She used to date him.
01:01:51Used to?
01:01:52How could you let a guy like that get away?
01:01:56So we're gonna catch some waves or what, Boo?
01:02:00I really think Angela should see me surf.
01:02:02And Chad is already sponsored by them, so it would help to see us together.
01:02:06For branding.
01:02:07You don't mind, right?
01:02:08No worries.
01:02:09We'll celebrate our anniversary later.
01:02:13Let's go.
01:02:23Look at them, they're perfect together.
01:02:25So amazing.
01:02:27Made for each other.
01:02:38So which one is your wife?
01:02:40The one on the board with Chad?
01:02:42Interesting.
01:02:43She's good.
01:02:44Really good.
01:02:45She's the best.
01:02:50You know, Quick Maple sponsors me.
01:02:52Yeah?
01:02:53I can help you get a sponsorship too.
01:02:55Thank you, Chad.
01:02:57But I can handle it.
01:02:58I'm a big girl.
01:03:04I know exactly what kind of girl you are.
01:03:06I know every single part of you.
01:03:08And would love to get reacquainted.
01:03:11I just wanna help, since your husband obviously can't.
01:03:16Oh, hey dude.
01:03:17You must be Duke.
01:03:18The sponger who waxes Kai's board?
01:03:23I'm Kai's husband.
01:03:27Want to go grab Kai's board for us?
01:03:34Five years.
01:03:35For five years, I protected and loved you.
01:03:38But now I'm starting to see you never really loved me back.
01:03:45I caught your favorite fish myself.
01:03:49And you've been out all day with Chad.
01:03:54You're cold. I can feel the goosebumps on your skin.
01:03:59Hey, don't sweat quick, Maple. I'm tight with Angela.
01:04:02I got your back like a bikini string.
01:04:05Thanks so much, Chad.
01:04:08It's the least I can do.
01:04:09You know, I never forgot you.
01:04:11Maybe I should stay on the island a while and get back in touch.
01:04:16I'm married.
01:04:18You're not going to be this hot forever, Kai.
01:04:20Don't you want a real man who knows what to do with a girl like you?
01:04:25Duke's actually really sweet.
01:04:28Sweet. Yeah.
01:04:30He's a total simp.
01:04:31Dump him or don't.
01:04:34I don't mind being Mr. Steel, your girl.
01:04:44There's an extra board here.
01:04:46It's a gift for you.
01:04:49A fish.
01:04:51This bad boy will unlock all the speed in that tight little bod.
01:04:55Duke designed my board himself.
01:04:57You think that sponger knows more about surfboards than me?
01:05:01Plus, this is a quick maple board.
01:05:04That's what Angela wants to see you on.
01:05:07Good point.
01:05:09See you on the beach, boo.
01:05:15Catch any big ones?
01:05:16It was okay.
01:05:18Lots of close outs today.
01:05:19I made dinner for our anniversary.
01:05:22Our patio's got a better view than any restaurant anyway.
01:05:25Sorry.
01:05:25I ate already.
01:05:33New board?
01:05:35Angela should see me on a quick maple board.
01:05:37A quick maple should build a board for you.
01:05:39Like I did.
01:05:41This fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
01:05:43It'll pearl the second you go vertical.
01:05:44Babe, no offense, but Chad knows surfing.
01:05:47He won gold.
01:05:47You don't even surf.
01:05:49I know the island's waves.
01:05:51I'll think about it.
01:05:52So you're not hungry, but you've been surfing all day.
01:05:54Are you sore?
01:05:55Do you want a massage?
01:06:04I am sore.
01:06:05I'm going to go in the hot tub.
01:06:07Want some company?
01:06:08No thanks.
01:06:09I'm not in the mood.
01:06:10Too sore.
01:06:21I'm not in the mood.
01:06:23Oh.
01:06:25Oh, Chad.
01:06:28Yes, Chad.
01:06:31She said she wasn't in the mood, but she really meant she wasn't in the mood for me.
01:06:38Duke?
01:06:43You forgot your towel.
01:06:44Didn't want you to get cold walking back to the house.
01:06:55Aren't you going to say anything?
01:06:56What do you want me to say?
01:06:58Do you even care?
01:06:59Or are you too stoned and lazy to even give a shit?
01:07:02I care.
01:07:03If you paid attention, you'd know how much.
01:07:06Why did you never learn to surf?
01:07:11I was the best surfer in the world.
01:07:13Yeah.
01:07:14But your mom cursed me.
01:07:17What does that have to do with anything?
01:07:20Because it's weird.
01:07:21You're like obsessed with surfers.
01:07:25You make custom surfboards.
01:07:27You wear that stupid surfboard necklace.
01:07:30But you can't even surf.
01:07:33That's probably why you want to stay in this dead marriage.
01:07:35So you can leech off me.
01:07:38That's why you didn't even react to me screwing that jet and calling it another man's name.
01:07:42Because you don't actually care about anything except using me to get closer to the glory you'll never have.
01:07:50You want me out of your life?
01:07:55Give it a few more days.
01:08:06Nah, bro, you're caking it on.
01:08:09You're going to glue her feet to the board.
01:08:11That's right for cold water like Malibu.
01:08:12On a warm break like ours, soft, thin wax will be greased by noon.
01:08:16This sponger's lecturing a gold medal surfer on wax.
01:08:19Not on wax.
01:08:20On the water I live on.
01:08:26Being a townie who's never left the island isn't something to brag about, Duke.
01:08:34I hoped I'd find you here.
01:08:42She looked pretty good with you yesterday, Chad.
01:08:45Let's see how she looks on her own.
01:08:47Angela, that bikini...
01:08:48She's still being worn by your boss.
01:08:54There she goes.
01:09:02I told her that fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
01:09:05It's purling.
01:09:16See what your garbage waxing did, sponger?
01:09:18It wasn't the wax.
01:09:20It was your board.
01:09:23So it's my fault?
01:09:24I was trying to unlock her power.
01:09:26You've been holding her back.
01:09:27Up.
01:09:32What?
01:09:33I think what you meant to say was...
01:09:35You've been holding her up.
01:09:38You're a pro surfer.
01:09:39Props on that.
01:09:40But I know my island.
01:09:42I know my break.
01:09:45And I know how to kick your ass.
01:09:47You think so?
01:09:48Let's go then.
01:09:54Oh.
01:09:59Duke, stop showing off.
01:10:00Chad's a professional athlete.
01:10:02You're a professional stoner.
01:10:03You don't want to fight him.
01:10:07Is that the kind of guy you are?
01:10:09Need to be rescued by your girl?
01:10:13I don't know what happened out there.
01:10:14I swear I'll do better in the expo tomorrow.
01:10:16Don't sweat it.
01:10:16The sponsorship's yours.
01:10:18You looked amazing.
01:10:19But I just had an epic wipeout.
01:10:22It's not just about your surfing.
01:10:24You're hot.
01:10:25And you've got a great man behind you.
01:10:30Looking forward to having you both represent Quick Mapple at the expo tomorrow.
01:10:38We got to celebrate my tie.
01:10:41Yes, absolutely.
01:10:42Fix the wax on my new board.
01:10:48She thinks Chad is the great man behind her.
01:10:52One more day and she can have it.
01:10:58I can't believe she gave me the sponsorship, right?
01:11:02After I wiped out.
01:11:04And it's all thanks to you.
01:11:06I'd do anything for you.
01:11:21Oh, no.
01:11:22You're going to be so sticky.
01:11:25Why don't you come up to my room and rinse off in the shower?
01:11:28You can borrow a t-shirt, too, if you want.
01:11:30Yeah.
01:11:31I am really sticky, actually.
01:11:47I'm really sticky, actually.
01:12:03First, I rode your waves.
01:12:05Now I'm going to ride your wife.
01:12:14What are you doing?
01:12:17Stop denying yourself.
01:12:20We both know you want this.
01:12:22Put your clothes on, Chad.
01:12:25You first.
01:12:29Give me back the towel, Chad.
01:12:31Come on.
01:12:32It's the least you can do.
01:12:33After I got you the sponsorship.
01:12:36Please don't do this.
01:12:37Don't worry, boo.
01:12:39Every girl likes you to be.
01:12:40Help!
01:12:42Somebody help me!
01:12:43No!
01:12:44No!
01:12:52Ride this.
01:13:01How are you so strong?
01:13:09Does it make you feel strong?
01:13:11Taking another man's sloppy seconds?
01:13:13That's beta behavior.
01:13:16I thought you were a Chad.
01:13:17Please.
01:13:18I can't breathe.
01:13:20What are you doing to him?
01:13:27Enough!
01:13:34What is wrong with you?
01:13:37Me?
01:13:38He was assaulting my wife.
01:13:41This is a misunderstanding.
01:13:43Really?
01:13:45You were crying for help.
01:13:46He spilled a drink on me.
01:13:48I was just cleaning up.
01:13:50Mm-hmm.
01:13:51And how did he end up naked?
01:13:53He was just changing.
01:13:54You came in at the wrong time.
01:13:57Timing, bro.
01:13:58It's everything.
01:13:59In surfing and in love.
01:14:01Can you please just take me home?
01:14:03You can stay here if you want, boo.
01:14:07We all need to just chill out before the expo tomorrow.
01:14:10Let's go.
01:14:22I shouldn't have slapped you.
01:14:27You were being crazy, though.
01:14:29I thought you were going to kill him.
01:14:34Do you have anything to say?
01:14:36Why were you in his hotel room?
01:14:40I told you.
01:14:41He spilled a drink.
01:14:42I should have been there.
01:14:45But instead, you made me...
01:14:46If you wanted to come, you should have come.
01:14:48You are always doing this.
01:14:50You act like a total simp and then bitch and complain when I don't tell you what to do.
01:14:53Act like a man for once.
01:14:56You used to like that I was kind and giving.
01:14:59No.
01:15:00I like the way you fucked me that first time.
01:15:02I was totally digmatized and I made the biggest mistake of my life.
01:15:08That's really how you feel about our marriage?
01:15:13You're a sweet guy, Duke.
01:15:16But I need a strong man behind me.
01:15:18Not a slacker.
01:15:21If you cared to look closer, you'd see that the truth is, you'd never be this successful
01:15:26without me.
01:15:29Get real, Duke.
01:15:31I could make my own meals and wax my own board.
01:15:34I only let you do it because you're so pathetic.
01:15:39I feel bad for you.
01:15:41You think I'm just a glorified servant?
01:15:44Like you said, a leech.
01:15:46I need a real man.
01:15:48Not some stoner, beta, board waxing, sponger.
01:15:53All the things you do for me just make you seem weak.
01:15:56How am I supposed to be attracted to you?
01:16:02Then let's get a divorce.
01:16:20Oh, my God.
01:16:23Oh, my God.
01:16:36Thank you for saving my life, God of the island.
01:17:01Where's my surfboard?
01:17:04Looking for this, God of the island?
01:17:16Whoa there, big boy.
01:17:19Give me my board back, sea hag.
01:17:22Okay.
01:17:38My board.
01:17:39How did you do that?
01:17:41You may be immortal, but your board isn't.
01:17:43I've been saving my magic for years for that one trick.
01:17:47I'll never be as powerful as you, God of the island.
01:17:51But even you can't break my spell unless you do something for me.
01:17:57Marry my daughter.
01:18:02Your daughter?
01:18:04I've seduced many sailors in my day.
01:18:10One had strong swimmers.
01:18:16But I'm immortal.
01:18:18If I marry your daughter, she'll age.
01:18:20I won't.
01:18:21It could never last.
01:18:22Five years.
01:18:25Look after her for five years.
01:18:27Help her find success.
01:18:29On your fifth anniversary, the spell will break.
01:18:32You can surf again.
01:18:34And if you love her, reveal your true identity.
01:18:41Hey, so this might be weird, but your daughter doesn't look like you, does she?
01:18:52You tell me.
01:19:23I can't believe she's marrying some sponge or simp.
01:19:28I give it six months.
01:19:41We look so cute.
01:19:44I do wish you had listened to me and not worn that shirt, though.
01:19:48Someone just commented, sponger in a stupid shirt.
01:19:52I thought you didn't care that I don't surf.
01:19:55I don't.
01:19:56I don't.
01:19:58Spoiler alert.
01:19:59She did care.
01:20:00And that wasn't her only complaint about me.
01:20:03But I made a vow to stay with her for five years,
01:20:05and I was determined to keep that vow.
01:20:07No matter how hard it was.
01:20:09And it was very hard.
01:20:21Kai became one of the top female surfers on Earth.
01:20:26And I've been her loyal supporters.
01:20:33In three days, I get my koa board back and I can surf again.
01:20:36But until then,
01:20:38my mission is to give Kai everything she wants.
01:20:41She loves coconut water.
01:20:43Today, it'll be the freshest in the world.
01:20:53Duke.
01:20:56Morning, sunshine.
01:20:57Don't sunshine me.
01:20:59You tracked sand all over the kitchen.
01:21:02That beach life, though, right?
01:21:03What were you even doing out there so early?
01:21:05Getting stoned?
01:21:07Something like that.
01:21:09Unbelievable.
01:21:09I need you on point today.
01:21:11I heard Angela Lee, the CEO of Quick Mapple,
01:21:13might arrive early for the expo.
01:21:16Don't worry, babe.
01:21:17I got you.
01:21:20I got you.
01:21:26Oh.
01:21:28This is not the brand I like.
01:21:31It's not any brand.
01:21:32It's fresh.
01:21:35How hard is it to get the right brand?
01:21:37Did you forget because you were high?
01:21:39I'll get the kind you like next time.
01:21:48We were happy once,
01:21:51but the honeymoon is over.
01:22:05Oh, my God.
01:22:06That's her.
01:22:07Angela Lee,
01:22:08the single most important person
01:22:10in the world of surfing.
01:22:12No.
01:22:13That's the most important person
01:22:14in the world of surfing.
01:22:17That old guy?
01:22:18Angela's father, Mickey Lee.
01:22:20He's the real power.
01:22:21Started Quick Maple as a surf shack in Malibu
01:22:23and grew it into the most important
01:22:24surf brand on Earth.
01:22:27Oh, no.
01:22:30Oh.
01:22:31I got to go.
01:22:45Dad, no!
01:22:47Oh.
01:22:48Oh.
01:22:50Oh.
01:22:51Oh.
01:22:52Oh.
01:22:54Oh.
01:22:54Oh.
01:22:55Oh.
01:22:55Oh.
01:22:56Oh.
01:22:56Oh.
01:22:57Oh.
01:22:57Oh.
01:22:59Oh.
01:23:01Oh.
01:23:14He's here!
01:23:33Pretty gnarly moves before the shark interrupted.
01:23:36Not as good as I used to be, but I can still catch a wave.
01:23:40Thank you for saving my life.
01:23:56You're the god of the island.
01:23:58Please, no one can know my identity.
01:24:00Whatever you say, but how can I ever repay you?
01:24:04Actually, there is a solid you could do me in return.
01:24:07Anything.
01:24:11My wife, Kaikua, is one of the best surfers in the world.
01:24:15And her sponsor just went bankrupt.
01:24:17Angela!
01:24:23Your leg! It's completely healed!
01:24:26Did you do this?
01:24:28I wish I had healing powers.
01:24:30I told you I went after him, but the god of the island rescued your dad.
01:24:34He must have put a healing spell on his leg or something.
01:24:38Well, thank you for helping.
01:24:39He needs our help too.
01:24:41His wife, Kaikua, needs a sponsor.
01:24:44Wife?
01:24:44Don't worry, she's one hell of a surfer.
01:24:55Hey, Kaikua, remember Chad from high school?
01:24:59How could she forget?
01:25:01If he hadn't dumped her to move to LA and become an Olympic gold medal surfer, she wouldn't have settled
01:25:05for that burnout sponger duke.
01:25:11Chad was my past.
01:25:13Yeah.
01:25:14The one that got away.
01:25:16He was so hot.
01:25:19And strong.
01:25:20God, I bet he could pick you up and flip you around.
01:25:25He could turn every girl into a spinner.
01:25:27You guys!
01:25:29If Chad came back today and asked you to take him back, what would you say?
01:25:35Well, I am married and I haven't seen Chad since high school.
01:25:39Hey, ladies.
01:25:42Kai, we should get going.
01:25:46Are you trying to keep her from her friends or something?
01:25:49Jealous much?
01:25:52I'm not ready to go yet.
01:25:54Did you forget?
01:25:55Forget what?
01:25:57We have dinner reservations for our anniversary.
01:26:00The expo is the same day as our anniversary, so I made the reservation for today.
01:26:06I can't. Angela still hasn't seen me surf.
01:26:11Don't worry about that.
01:26:13You're going to get the quick maple sponsorship.
01:26:16What would you know about it?
01:26:21No way, bro. Is it really him?
01:26:23Oh my God, his abs look hard as rocks.
01:26:26I'd like to see what's under those board shorts.
01:26:37Chad?
01:26:40Hey, boo. I'm in town for the expo.
01:26:43We knew he'd be here.
01:26:45But we didn't want to spoil the surprise.
01:26:51Bring it in for the real thing.
01:27:03Chad, can you sign my board?
01:27:05Are you going to win gold at home in 2028, Chad?
01:27:08Duh. Of course I am.
01:27:11He's even hotter in person.
01:27:13She used to date him.
01:27:15Used to?
01:27:17How could you let a guy like that get away?
01:27:21So are we going to catch some waves or what, boo?
01:27:24I really think Angela should see me surf.
01:27:27And Chad is already sponsored by them, so it would help to see us together.
01:27:30For branding. You don't mind, right?
01:27:32No worries. We'll celebrate our anniversary later.
01:27:37Let's go.
01:27:47Look at them. They're perfect together.
01:27:49So amazing.
01:27:51Made for each other.
01:28:02So which one is your wife?
01:28:04The one on the board with Chad?
01:28:06Interesting.
01:28:07She's good.
01:28:08Really good.
01:28:09She's the best.
01:28:14You know, Quick Maple sponsors me.
01:28:16Yeah?
01:28:17I can help you get a sponsorship too.
01:28:19Thank you, Chad.
01:28:21But I can handle it.
01:28:22I'm a big girl.
01:28:28I know exactly what kind of girl you are.
01:28:30I know every single part of you.
01:28:32And would love to get reacquainted.
01:28:35I just want to help, since your husband obviously can't.
01:28:40Oh, hey dude.
01:28:41You must be Duke.
01:28:42The sponger who waxes Kai's board?
01:28:47I'm Kai's husband.
01:28:48I don't know.
01:28:49I don't know.
01:28:51Want to go grab Kai's board for us?
01:28:58Five years.
01:28:59For five years, I protected and loved you.
01:29:02But now I'm starting to see, you never really loved me back.
01:29:09I caught your favorite fish myself.
01:29:13And you've been out all day with Chad.
01:29:18You're cold.
01:29:19I can feel the goosebumps on your skin.
01:29:23Hey, don't sweat Quick Maple.
01:29:24I'm tight with Angela.
01:29:26I got your back like a bikini string.
01:29:30Thanks so much, Chad.
01:29:32It's the least I can do.
01:29:33You know, I never forgot you.

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