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S1, E6: Lacked in a cell, Ruth and Mykel Hawke me escape not only the prison, but the desolate island (14
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00:00On this episode of Lost Survivors...
00:02What is this weird place?
00:05A prison.
00:07Bones?
00:08Whoo! It's in!
00:10Ooh, whoa.
00:11Hey!
00:12Hold on.
00:13Whoa! Back, back, back, back!
00:14Whoa, wait, wait.
00:16Snake.
00:16Maybe I'm starving.
00:18Rats too, baby.
00:19No, no.
00:20Look, it's got an ass!
00:21I've got a rat's ass!
00:24This is my warrior husband, Michael.
00:27Whoo!
00:27And this is my journalist wife, Ruth.
00:30We're lost somewhere on Earth, together.
00:32Time to go to work!
00:35Our mission? Get back alive.
00:37Hold it!
00:38That's a shot.
00:39But first, we need to find out where the heck we are.
00:42We gotta keep moving south.
00:44If travel is the true test of a relationship,
00:46ours is about to get stretched to the limit.
00:49If that tree breaks, we have to talk about your diet.
00:52Shut up!
00:53This is gonna be hell on Earth.
01:17There's a wall, Mike. There's a wall on the right. Hold the wall.
01:20We started off in Florence, Italy.
01:23We traveled a few hours on land, and then a few more at sea.
01:27But now, we're indoors.
01:29And what's worrisome is we are being guided somewhere, blindfolded,
01:34and I don't know what's in store.
01:38When you lose a sense, you rely really heavily on all the others.
01:41I can't see.
01:42But this place stinks.
01:45I can really smell it.
01:46And it feels rough.
01:48And there's loud crunching noises as we're walking over debris of something.
01:51It's really unpleasant.
01:53Oh.
02:17You okay?
02:20Yeah.
02:20That was horrible.
02:22That was pretty abrupt.
02:24Whacked me in the face with something.
02:26I take my blindfold off, and it's still just as dark.
02:30What is this weird place?
02:33It's obviously some place we don't want to stay in.
02:36Even with my blindfold off, I can't see a dang thing until I get my night vision.
02:41So I still gotta be careful, because there could be something dangerous around me.
02:45Hello, hello?
02:46Is the door locked?
02:47Yeah.
02:49That's solid.
02:53Okay there, Ninja.
02:55All right, that's a solid door.
02:57I mean, look at how thick that is.
03:01Oh, s***.
03:02What's up?
03:04My little monkey hands aren't barely fitting through that little teeny hole.
03:08I can get to my elbow joint, but I just can't.
03:11That's as far as I can reach.
03:13It's about right here.
03:15Well, it has to be another way out.
03:18All right, hold on.
03:20Button up.
03:21Why don't you just cut some nails?
03:26That thing ain't budging.
03:28All right, that's not working.
03:30Look, check what's in the bag.
03:31Maybe there's a key.
03:33I didn't even think.
03:34I didn't even think.
03:35All right.
03:36My eyes are getting used to the dark.
03:38Yeah.
03:38I can see.
03:39We have our bag of random supplies, which may or may not turn out to be useful.
03:44Battery in.
03:45D-battery.
03:46Interesting.
03:47Maybe I can find a use for it.
03:49Ah, chemlight.
03:50Inside this bag, thank heavens, is one of those chemlight things that you snap and they illuminate.
03:55So we've got that.
03:56We can see now.
03:57Well, it's a first aid kit, so we've got a suture, so they're expecting us to get cut.
04:02These are iodine drops for treating a cut and a couple of dressings.
04:08There's something else here.
04:10Passports and...
04:11Okay, credit card, passport, money.
04:13All right.
04:14Um, on me, I've got a little makeup compact with a mirror in it.
04:18And a knife.
04:19What every girl needs.
04:23That's it.
04:24That is a very Spartan bag.
04:27I got my blade.
04:29I'm gonna close.
04:30Hat and gloves.
04:31All right.
04:32Wow.
04:32I can see over there.
04:33Um, there's bars on the window.
04:36Look.
04:36Look over there.
04:38In the room opposite.
04:39Yeah, I saw that empty room.
04:41Didn't pay attention to the bars.
04:42This is, uh, a prison.
04:44Now, in all my travels, in all my wars, I've had times where I've been locked up, incarcerated.
04:51And, uh, I gotta say, being in this prison, trying to escape, is bringing back a whole pool of bad
04:58feelings.
05:01My powder's got a mirror in it.
05:02Oh, sweet.
05:03Sweet.
05:04Okay.
05:10Okay.
05:10This side is the hinge.
05:12I can see a hinge.
05:14Okay.
05:14So, the lock is on this side, and I can't see.
05:19Let me get that.
05:19Oh, right.
05:20Okay.
05:20What it is, it's a big, flat, bolt-type thing, and it's not double locked.
05:29There's no padlock on it.
05:30So, if you can reach down there, you should be able to unlock it.
05:33All right.
05:33Let me try.
05:38So, it's literally here.
05:39You can see the bolts on the side.
05:40I'm feeling something.
05:42I'm here.
05:44Did you do it?
05:47Is it long enough?
05:48No.
05:49Okay.
05:50That didn't work.
05:53When you're locked in a room, you have this sort of instinctive feeling, sort of claustrophobia.
05:58You just want to get out.
06:00The longer we're in here, the more energy we're spending trying to get out and not getting
06:03anywhere, and if we're in here too long and it gets dark, we're here for the night.
06:07Will this grab the hole?
06:08Can you see?
06:10It's too far.
06:11All right.
06:12It goes out.
06:13There you go.
06:14There you go.
06:14We got it.
06:18Okay.
06:19There's something.
06:29I think that might be it.
06:31Woo!
06:32Yes!
06:33We're out.
06:35Okay.
06:36Why don't you search to the right and I'll search to the left.
06:39Let's find a way out of here.
06:40Is this army barracks, do you think?
06:43Maybe.
06:44There's little rooms.
06:45I don't think they put bars in army barracks.
06:49We just broke out of a prison cell.
06:51Now it looks like we got a break out of a prison, and who knows what we got to do
06:55after
06:55that.
06:56It's dark in here.
07:01I'm looking around for a way out, and I find a really dark room, and then I find bones.
07:08Bones.
07:10One, two, three, four.
07:14I'm like, I'm gonna tell Ruth about that.
07:16She'll freak.
07:17I don't know what the story is, but whatever it is, I ain't telling Ruth, because I don't
07:20need her to be worried about anything else except getting out of here.
07:28Ruth!
07:29Anything?
07:30Honey, I found the stairs.
07:31Come on this way.
07:35More bars.
07:36There are bars on every window that we come across.
07:40This is a prison.
07:42Look, this is all corroded.
07:43Why don't you try and wipe that out?
07:45All right, let me see.
07:56That's it.
07:58Maybe that stuff ain't coming out.
08:00That has got probably reinforced barbs going into the cement.
08:03That's not coming out.
08:06All right, come on, let's keep looking.
08:11We didn't walk this far when we were blindfolded.
08:14No, you're right.
08:15There's another way which we've gone wrong.
08:17There's some light this way.
08:19I sure got this.
08:20I'm locked.
08:22Try it again.
08:23Here.
08:24Mike, this is metal.
08:25Use this as a crowbar.
08:26Great.
08:29There we go.
08:30Yes, that's it.
08:31There we go.
08:32We're getting it.
08:33There we go.
08:34Good job, Ed.
08:37Outside.
08:38Woo!
08:41Not quite outside.
08:44There's no way out.
08:44It's not quite outside.
08:45It's a courtyard.
08:45This is an exercise yard, isn't it?
08:47Probably.
08:47Is that what it is?
08:48Yeah.
08:49There's something I'm noticing here.
08:50There's no bars on those windows upstairs.
08:53Yeah.
08:53So if we can just get upstairs somehow, we might be able to climb out.
08:58It's a tree by this window, babe.
09:01Ah, looky here.
09:03There's a little overhang.
09:04I'm thinking that is the way.
09:06I think we might be able to get out of there.
09:09Yeah.
09:09But how solid is that thing?
09:11I don't want to jump down to that and go through it.
09:12Yeah, that's a good question.
09:13All I know is right now, this is the best chance we've seen to get out of this maze.
09:18Well, let me go first, because you often say things that are doable when they're not doable for me.
09:23So if I can do it, you'll definitely be able to do it.
09:25But the reverse doesn't always work, does it?
09:27No.
09:29Right, stand back, please.
09:30I need to get up here.
09:35Normally, you'll just barrel through something dangerous and stupid and expect me to follow you.
09:41Dangerous, maybe, but not stupid.
09:46If I just jump, will I go through it?
09:48I don't know, baby.
09:49I have no idea.
09:50It's a pretty decrepit building.
09:54Seriously, if I slip, I'm going to crack my skull.
10:01Seriously, if I slip, I'm going to crack my skull.
10:11Oh, it's good to see you over there.
10:13Oh, nice.
10:16Oh, that looks pretty solid, yeah?
10:18This is solid. You can jump straight onto this.
10:19Oof.
10:20Oh, man, this is going to be impossible.
10:22We're going to be ripped to shreds getting this thing.
10:24It's day one.
10:24I've been trapped inside a prison somewhere in southern Europe.
10:27We were locked in a cell.
10:29We've managed to escape, and now we've got to get out of the prison itself.
10:33Watch your eyes.
10:34There's loads of little tiny retina stabbers.
10:36Well, if you let me go first, babe, I think I can clear more branches out and be easier
10:40for you.
10:40All right, then.
10:42I'd still love you if you weren't a strong man, but it does help.
10:46It's handy sometimes.
10:47It is useful.
10:49Monkey boy, baby.
10:50Oh, you are a monkey.
10:52Yeah.
10:53You want to come on down?
10:55Let's see what I'm doing there.
10:57I could break my back falling down this.
10:59Okay, good. Now, you can put both feet there.
11:01Hold on, I've got my breasts caught around something, and my foot's locked in.
11:04Oh, there. They're lovely. Don't leave them in a tree.
11:07Okay, you're good.
11:08Well, I'm down.
11:11Wow.
11:12That's obviously where we went in.
11:14See that?
11:16So, he walked us in, and he locked us in.
11:20What a rat.
11:23Well, okay. Well, that solves that.
11:25I was just thinking, how could we not just find the easy way out?
11:31Hello?
11:31Hello?
11:33It's a good thing to do.
11:37It's a bottle.
11:40We got anything to use to carry water.
11:45It's nasty, but it's got the lid on it.
11:49Okay, let's head down to the sea.
11:51See what we can see by the sea.
11:53Said he to she.
11:54Ha, ha, ha, ha.
11:57You can see the hill box over there.
12:00It's a little too big to be a bunker.
12:03Let's see what this weird thing is.
12:04It's strange.
12:04It looks like an old-fashioned military thing, doesn't it?
12:06But it's not old.
12:07I mean, these are not old rocks.
12:10They look like a medieval battle station.
12:15Water.
12:16Oh, nice.
12:17Okay, well, I'm putting that bottle to work, girl.
12:20We're gonna get some water.
12:22Yeah, but this is disused. Look at it. It's all disgusting.
12:24It's water, babe.
12:25It's the first water we've seen since we've been here.
12:27Yes, it's true.
12:29I'm gonna take some of these, uh, iodine drops here.
12:34Iodine drops that you use for your cuts and wounds
12:36are the same thing that, uh, the military uses to treat water.
12:41Shake that up and let that work for about 30 minutes,
12:44and that will kill the bacteria that are in there
12:47and make the water safe to drain.
12:49All right.
12:50Okay, come on up. Come on up at this.
12:53Okay, so this is obviously a natural little port.
12:56That looks sort of military, utilitarian.
12:59What I'm looking for is any other signs of life around us,
13:01and what I'm seeing is nothing on that side.
13:03That's a long way away.
13:05I don't see anything along that ridgeline.
13:07I don't see anything along that land across from us.
13:13So, it's getting late. It's gonna be getting dark.
13:15We best be thinking about where we're gonna be sleeping,
13:17and I definitely don't want to sleep in that old prison building.
13:19No.
13:19So, let's find something better down that way.
13:23So, now it's starting to get dark.
13:24I gotta change my focus.
13:26No longer trying to figure out clues from the environment where we are.
13:29It's like we gotta figure out what we're gonna do for shelter and for the night.
13:32These are old beds.
13:33Yeah, I bet you these old bunks got some stories to tell.
13:37It is very clearly abandoned.
13:40Ain't been no people there in a long time.
13:43Ah, these places are nasty.
13:46This one's not too half bad.
13:48Being up elevated a little bit.
13:52That is a seat cushion.
13:53I'm thinking that's gonna be a pillow.
13:55It's a sign, honey.
13:56This is where we need to sleep.
13:59On that?
13:59Well, it's some kind of cushion.
14:02Oh, that's awful.
14:03And look, here's a bed.
14:05Let's try to cure this right now.
14:07Oh, baby, I don't want to be negative, but I hate your plan.
14:09This is just awful.
14:09The last thing on earth I want to do is sleep in this place.
14:14It's a skanky old prison.
14:18No, it's just awful.
14:20It's too awful, man.
14:21What are you talking about?
14:23I'm not gonna sleep on a prison mattress.
14:25God knows what's going on on that.
14:26Sorry, not happening.
14:28All right, I'll tell you what.
14:30I'll get another bed frame, and I'll make this more supported.
14:33We'll be off the ground.
14:35Why don't you gather up some green stuff that we can put down as fresh and soft.
14:39Insulate.
14:39Clean.
14:40Whatever horrors might have occurred on it.
14:42I mean, think about it, Mike.
14:43Prison...
14:43Don't think about it.
14:44Just get some green stuff, and I'll build the rest.
14:50The key when collecting bedding is make sure you just get the end branches.
14:53Like, with thin middle sections.
14:55You don't want, like, a big stick sticking in your backside.
14:58Shhh.
15:02Okay.
15:03That's a bed.
15:14Oh, gosh.
15:15It's comfy.
15:16Yeah.
15:17And we get up in the morning, we make an assessment, scout around some more, figure out where we think
15:22we are.
15:23Make a plan on what we gotta do.
15:25Either way, we're in prison tonight, baby.
15:28And guess what?
15:31You gonna be my bunk.
15:34Squeezed.
15:36Well, I'm just thinking, you know, last time I was in prison, I didn't get no conjugal visits.
15:40There's no way on earth that is gonna happen.
15:43Oh, God, it's just so horrible.
15:55Neck hurts.
15:56Are you itching?
15:57No, my neck hurts.
15:58It's day two of being stuck in a prison compound somewhere in southern Europe.
16:03Before we can figure out where we are or how to get back to civilization, first we gotta figure out
16:08how to escape this hellhole.
16:10You want any more water?
16:11No, I had some a bit of go.
16:16You're like a hobo knocking back, rubbing alcohol.
16:20I'm starving and I wanna get away from here now.
16:22I've had enough of here.
16:23Yeah.
16:24The thing about hunger is when you get really, really hungry, you just feel nauseous and weak.
16:30And I'm exhausted.
16:32We've not eaten anything.
16:34So what do you think?
16:36Game plan.
16:37We've got two choices.
16:38We either go down and look at that sea there, which we didn't get to yesterday, or we climb this
16:44thing behind us and have a look.
16:46Oh, get that off you.
16:47That was on here as an insulating fabric.
16:50Well, now it's gonna be my do-rag.
16:53You and I have a different concept of hygiene.
16:55Yep.
16:56All right.
16:57Let's go look around.
16:58Well, we're not taking our things.
17:00We're just gonna go look around, Danny.
17:02Find out what our situation is.
17:04I wanna see what's around us.
17:11Figs.
17:13That is breakfast.
17:14Yes!
17:16Figs!
17:17Yeah!
17:20There's flies on them.
17:24Breakfast.
17:28Mm.
17:30Terribly sweet.
17:31Oh, that's off.
17:32Is that off?
17:33Figs are dried out and disgusting and awful.
17:36But even the figs are diseased here.
17:38And then they're good.
17:40Mm-mm.
17:40It's just a nightmare.
17:41Food, but I can't eat it.
17:43Oh, they're all pretty rank.
17:45Yeah.
17:45I'm coming down.
17:46All right.
17:50We've had a little bit of water see us through the night.
17:52We've had a failed attempt at some figs.
17:54We gotta get some food because we got a big day ahead of us,
17:57and we need all the energy that we can get.
17:59This place is huge.
18:01Go up this way.
18:03Go up to the top.
18:06We've scoured this complex and not found anything we can use.
18:10There's only one other choice,
18:11which is go to the highest thing that we can see
18:13and see what there is to see.
18:17Ow!
18:19Oh.
18:19Oh, that's serious, baby.
18:21God, it's slicing like a razor.
18:23Dang.
18:23Yeah.
18:23This is a dead acacia tree here.
18:26Ah, that's right in a dangerous lady area.
18:28Just hold my hand, please.
18:30Hiya.
18:30I gotcha, baby.
18:33Oh, gosh.
18:34You ran right into another one, baby.
18:37Oh, no.
18:38Those little pretty yellow flowers got some vicious thorns.
18:42All the rocks are razor sharp.
18:45Everything about this place is hostile and vicious.
18:47It's pretty mean.
18:48Let's go up a little bit higher.
18:51Keep an eye out for snakes, mate.
18:53I'm looking. I'm looking.
19:00Well, I can still see an awful lot of nothing.
19:03I mean, it's looking increasingly like the prison
19:06is the only thing around here.
19:08Yeah.
19:09Here's the sea.
19:11I can see water from that side all the way to that side.
19:15And then I can see nothing but land in the distance.
19:19This whole prison is an island.
19:23On the mainland, it's just a question of walking far enough
19:26to find civilisation.
19:28But on an island, we don't have that option.
19:30We've got to get off this rock.
19:33This whole prison is an island.
19:36We've got to get off this rock.
19:37It's day two of being trapped in an abandoned prison complex
19:41somewhere in southern Europe.
19:43We just found out the entire prison is an island.
19:46Now we've got to find a way to get off this rock
19:49and navigate back to civilisation.
19:51There's no walls, you know?
19:53No fences. None.
19:54So that means they've got one big natural fence, which is...
19:57A sea.
19:58Obviously, a sea barrier.
20:00We're going to have to figure out how to make some sort of flotation device
20:04and get ourselves off this.
20:06Obviously, we need a boat or something that will float.
20:09The best place to find that, to my way of thinking, is go down and check out the port area.
20:15Oh, gosh.
20:17Check this out.
20:19The theatre.
20:20Wow.
20:21I mean, like, proper.
20:23They had to probably put the little band here.
20:25Look, a little stage setting.
20:27Wow, even a little fireplace to keep them warm.
20:31That's pretty cool.
20:32What an incredible place.
20:33Come up here.
20:34Pull up a pew.
20:35I want to show you my, um...
20:36My plan, my theory of where we are.
20:39Very good.
20:40Michelle, take the briefing.
20:43Okay.
20:44So, this is my theory.
20:46This is Italy.
20:49Kicking Sicily down there.
20:51Okay, so north is my nose.
20:53You're coming south.
20:54You're interrupting the briefing.
20:55We started in the fine city of Florence.
20:59In a car for a few hours.
21:01Could have been in the Mediterranean.
21:02Could be in the Adriatic.
21:04Mm-hmm.
21:05In fact, we are on a gigantic military-style prison island.
21:11Mm-hmm.
21:12If there was a large military prison in the Mediterranean, I think I'd have heard of it.
21:17Yeah, for sure.
21:17Over here, on the other side of the Adriatic, what is now Slovenia, Croatia, Montenegro, Bosnia, Serbia.
21:24A couple of decades ago, this was communist Yugoslavia.
21:28Mm-hmm.
21:29We are in ex-Yugoslavia.
21:31So, it makes sense that this would have been one of the secret communist-type prison camps.
21:36Yep.
21:37And I think we're in Croatia, because Croatia's known as the country of a thousand islands.
21:42I think that's a good guess.
21:44But the bottom line is we're still on an island, and we've got to get off it.
21:49It's a good briefing, Sergeant.
21:50I know it's a good briefing.
21:51Yeah.
21:55Huh.
22:00Cordage.
22:02I was just hoping for boatage.
22:04I think that was a wishful thinking, sweetie.
22:06All right.
22:07I got a plan.
22:08Um, let's split up, scour the place, everything and anything that we can find that we can use
22:13to make into a flotation of ice.
22:15Let's just make it a pile right here, and then we'll see what we've got when we start building
22:18with whatever we have.
22:19I've got a lot of experience at making rafts from ponchos and foilage, so I feel pretty
22:25confident that we can make something as long as we've got some core elements that will float.
22:32That looks good.
22:34It's a score.
22:37Oh, look.
22:38You've got one.
22:39All right.
22:39That's another one.
22:41They're trash.
22:42It's our treasure today.
22:44All right.
22:45Let's have a look at some...
22:45We're gonna need some cordage.
22:46Check if they float first.
22:48No.
22:49I'm not gonna check if they float.
22:50They're a plastic container.
22:51I don't see holes in them.
22:53I want to get off this island, but I'm scared at the idea of actually building some kind
22:58of boat.
22:59I know nothing about this.
23:01We're going out into the open sea.
23:02I don't know if this thing's gonna fall apart.
23:12Let's try to find at least two longer strong poles, maybe six to ten foot.
23:17And that's gonna be the structure that's gonna hold our little platform.
23:20They're just quite a little platform.
23:22They're just quite a little platform.
23:22It's a very little platform.
23:24If they don't hold up here, they ain't gonna hold up out of sea.
23:29Are these planks any good?
23:31Oh, they look great.
23:32Because when I found these, there's a whole room full of pallets which are proper pallets
23:37about ten feet long.
23:38Really?
23:39Yeah.
23:40I mean, proper.
23:41Proper pallets.
23:42And also there's just reams of paper.
23:46So if we need to start a fire.
23:48Also, I want you to check what's written on it.
23:51It's Slavic.
23:54We're in the former Yugoslavia.
23:56In what's now Croatia.
23:57Yep.
23:58So in this room, I find a bundle of paper and it confirms where we are.
24:02Printed on these prison records is Zagreb, Croatia.
24:06So let's start thinking about how to do this.
24:12The platform that we'll be sitting on.
24:14How the hell are we gonna get these barrels together?
24:16Well, I'm thinking that net's gonna be part of it.
24:18This is where I could use your brain power.
24:20Look, if you're going to lash all these individual bits of wood together,
24:24just come and look at that big pallet that I found.
24:27All right.
24:28Let's take a look.
24:29Come on.
24:31Look.
24:32Ready made.
24:33Wow.
24:35It's solid, love.
24:37I don't mean it's gonna be too heavy, but...
24:39No, this will be all right.
24:40It'll be all right.
24:41Oh, goodness gracious.
24:43Hold on, I'm gonna drop it.
24:44Wait, wait.
24:44You need to rest on my bottom.
24:46All right.
24:46Okay.
24:47There you go.
24:48This hurts, this hurts, this hurts, this hurts.
24:50Go, just move, move.
24:51We've gotta get it.
24:52This is gonna hurt.
24:52That's all there is to it.
24:55It's coming.
24:56Just shove on.
24:58Ready?
24:59One, two, three.
25:00Let it go.
25:01All right.
25:02That's gonna hold.
25:05Look, it fit.
25:06It fit perfectly.
25:07Look at it.
25:07It's the ideal platform to make our raft from.
25:11I hate to say it, but she's right.
25:14Say again?
25:14And it's good.
25:15Say again?
25:15I hate to say it, but she's right.
25:17And again?
25:17And it's good.
25:18You're a genius, because that's kind of a perfect fit.
25:20I know.
25:21That's the point I was making.
25:22That's what you do.
25:23No, I wasn't thinking about the size here.
25:24I was thinking about the number of barrels that we got.
25:26Yeah, well, I was thinking about the size.
25:27That's what I was saying to you.
25:28You weren't listening, because you never do.
25:29You closed your ears.
25:30See?
25:31There's a difference.
25:31Women thinking about size.
25:33Men thinking about numbers.
25:35What?
25:35Now we've got some good stuff.
25:37We've got a solid platform.
25:39We've gathered up some things that will float.
25:40We've got some cordage.
25:42Now it's about business of putting this thing together, and it's gotta be seaworthy,
25:45because there ain't no telling what's gonna happen once we get off this rock.
25:49Okay, I've got our stuff, and I've topped it with water, and the iodine is in.
25:54Good job.
25:55Good job.
25:58How are we gonna launch this, baby?
26:00Hold on.
26:01Let's do like they do ships.
26:02Make a launch pad.
26:06This is just to help us, baby.
26:08Just to slide it in.
26:09That's it.
26:09One, two, three, lift.
26:11Bloody hell.
26:13Okay.
26:14That's it.
26:15Woo!
26:16It's in!
26:17It floats!
26:19All right, girl.
26:21Good.
26:21I'll just sit here and wait for you.
26:22Yep, sit.
26:28Hey, hey.
26:29Escaping from a Britain island!
26:30Okay, let's swap paddles.
26:32Wow, you know what's happening?
26:33The wind is moving anyway.
26:34The wind's taking us.
26:35Yes, it is.
26:37This wind does not bode well out there, Mike.
26:39It's gonna be strong.
26:41It's gonna be real strong when we get outside this inlet.
26:45Straight ahead to that big piece of land.
26:49It works!
26:50I'm really happy because I know we can get away from here.
26:53But we're going out into the open sea and we don't know exactly where we're going.
26:58I don't know what the currents are gonna be like out there.
27:00I don't know if this thing's gonna fall apart.
27:03Woo!
27:04It works!
27:05So now it's into the big water.
27:07And what lies ahead, we don't know.
27:09It's day two of being lost somewhere in Croatia.
27:13After being trapped on an old communist prison island, we escaped by building a raft.
27:18Now we have to navigate our way back to civilization.
27:22I'm not exactly sure where we're gonna land.
27:24All I know is we're getting off that piece of land.
27:28Now we're striking out for sea.
27:30I'm not gonna say anything about Bruce paddling at this point.
27:33Oh, come on!
27:35I paddle just fine.
27:40We're going the wrong way.
27:42Huh?
27:42We're going the wrong way.
27:43We're going out to the rough water.
27:45I don't wanna be there.
27:47Wait, wait, wait.
27:49Hey!
27:50Just hold on.
27:51The wave almost got me.
27:53Okay.
27:54The waves are big, the wind is strong, the current is strong.
27:58We don't know where we're going.
28:01We don't know how long we're gonna be out here.
28:03And we're at the mercy of the elements right now.
28:06I feel the wind's pushing us this way, but the current's sucking us that way.
28:10You feel it?
28:10It doesn't feel like we're going very far, but we're so deep in the water here, babe,
28:15it's kinda hard to get a sense of your distance.
28:20I was hoping to get in that little inlet, but I don't think the wind's gonna let us in the
28:24current.
28:25I wanna go here, because that's too sharp-looking.
28:27Okay.
28:28If we can land there, then that's great.
28:33Okay.
28:35Oh, I'm gonna have to get wet feet now.
28:38Hey!
28:38It's all right.
28:39It's all right.
28:40That's what I want.
28:41Set up on the ledge there.
28:42Dry land!
28:43By the time we reach land, I'm not euphoric.
28:46I'm just relieved.
28:48Have that last drop of water, because you did more paddling than me.
28:51Alright.
28:56That's it.
28:58Empty on the water.
29:02Bag.
29:05Okay.
29:06Watch yourself.
29:07Coming through.
29:08Coming through?
29:09Thanks.
29:10Well, I think, if you look at the horizon, that is the only place to go.
29:14Because it's only a patch of green, and that might mean there's water up there.
29:18That's the greenest thing we've seen.
29:20Let's give it a go.
29:21The last thing I wanna do is climb up a gigantic hill.
29:25But we're out of water, and at the top, I can see greenery.
29:28Something up there is sucking up moisture.
29:32It's been pretty rough soil.
29:35I'm surprised anything can grow here.
29:40We're coming up this very difficult, steep hill.
29:45And the sun is just beating down.
29:47It's relentless.
29:53Get to the top of this dang hill.
30:00Baby.
30:02What's that?
30:04What's that right there?
30:06Houses.
30:06Housetops.
30:07Ah.
30:08All right.
30:09Hello.
30:10We gotta walk down there, baby.
30:12Come on.
30:13That's fantastic.
30:15I can't tell you how pleased I would do that.
30:17Man, I'm smoked.
30:18It's a little village.
30:20And what I love about this is that, you know, if this were an American mountain home,
30:25they'd be inclined to shoot us when we show up.
30:28And being this is some old school European place, you know, they're more inclined to give
30:33us some tea and bread.
30:34Hello.
30:36Dobry den.
30:37What does that mean?
30:38It's Russian.
30:39Some of the old former Yugoslav people might speak Russian still.
30:43Здравствуйте.
30:44Oh, um, this is...
30:47That house is no good.
30:48Derelict.
30:50You know, this whole village seems quiet.
30:54Oh, no.
30:55I don't see windows and I don't see doors.
30:58Hello.
30:58Oh, Mike, look at the chimney.
31:00It's trashed.
31:00Ah, crap.
31:01There's no signs of life anywhere.
31:04We are in the land of deserted villages and buildings and islands.
31:09No one lives here anymore.
31:10Hello.
31:32Yeah.
32:00No one lives here.
32:01No one lives here.
32:01There's no nom.