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00:00:06I finally had the chance to kiss Blair Price, and I blew it.
00:00:10Leo, you okay?
00:00:12No, I'm not okay. This was all your fault.
00:00:15Now Blair will never see me as an option.
00:00:20You know Blair's kind of a bitch, right?
00:00:22Don't say that about her.
00:00:24You're okay. If you really want her, I can help you.
00:00:28I know girls. I know what they want. I know what they don't want. I know the whole book.
00:00:31Why would you help me? We hate each other.
00:00:34Is there any help passing art class?
00:00:36If I fail, I'm getting expelled, and we both know what that means.
00:00:39So help me with art, and I'll help you seducing Blair.
00:00:43Do you promise it'll work?
00:00:44Oh, yeah. She'll be begging for you.
00:00:48Do we have a deal?
00:00:52Deal?
00:00:54I look forward to tomorrow.
00:00:55What's tomorrow?
00:00:57Our first sex lesson.
00:01:03I've been in love with Blair for three years, and I'm finally going to have my first kiss with her.
00:01:15This will be perfect. Fireworks. Just like on TV.
00:01:19Into your lungs.
00:01:25Oh, my God.
00:01:27Oh, my God.
00:01:28That...
00:01:29That's...
00:01:29That's enough.
00:01:31Guys, guys, guys, come on. Give me my break.
00:01:33No one's first kiss is pretty.
00:01:34Oh, my God. Is this your first kiss?
00:01:37Fuck this.
00:01:42I finally had the chance to kiss Blair Price, and I blew it.
00:01:45Leo.
00:01:47You okay?
00:01:48Now Blair will never see me as an option.
00:01:51You know Blair's kind of a bitch, right?
00:01:53Don't say that about her.
00:01:55Okay.
00:01:56If you really want her, I can help you.
00:01:59I know girls.
00:02:00I know what they want.
00:02:00I know what they don't want.
00:02:01I know the whole book.
00:02:02Why would you help me?
00:02:04We hate each other.
00:02:05Does I need help passing art class?
00:02:07If I fail, I'm getting expelled, and we both know what that means.
00:02:10So help me with art, and I'll help you seducing Blair.
00:02:13Do you promise it'll work?
00:02:15Oh, yeah.
00:02:17She'll be begging for you.
00:02:18Do we have a deal?
00:02:23Deal?
00:02:24I look forward to tomorrow.
00:02:26What's tomorrow?
00:02:28Our first sex lesson.
00:02:33I've moved dorm rooms eight times since the landing at Maplewood Reform Academy,
00:02:37the hellish school for bad boys.
00:02:40I hate everything and everyone in this school, except for the love of my life, Blair Price.
00:02:48Just like that.
00:02:59You hooked up with the love of my life.
00:03:01We will never be friends.
00:03:03You gotta need some game if you wanna pull the headmaster thong.
00:03:06I wanna be the one on the tip of your tongue.
00:03:11That's enough.
00:03:12I finally had the chance to kiss Blair Price, and I blew it.
00:03:17I hate you!
00:03:19You don't hate me.
00:03:20You just wanna be me.
00:03:22You are flunking art class.
00:03:25Pass, or you get expelled and you go to prison.
00:03:28We can't give each other hell all year.
00:03:30I need help passing art class.
00:03:31So help me with art, and I'll help you seducing Blair.
00:03:35Do we have a deal?
00:03:36Deal?
00:03:37I look forward to tomorrow.
00:03:38What's tomorrow?
00:03:40Our first sex lesson.
00:03:45Why did that feel so much better than my kiss with Blair?
00:03:48That felt weirdly good.
00:03:50I'm not gay.
00:03:51Neither am I.
00:03:52It's not gay to show you what to do with a girl.
00:03:55If I was in a room with you and every girl I've ever met, I would still choose you.
00:03:59What if it wasn't just girls?
00:04:01You kiss just like him too.
00:04:03Tell me that you hate Tyler and that you're into me!
00:04:06I've never had a best friend before, but I'm glad it's you.
00:04:08Your little boyfriend can't help you now.
00:04:12Leo, when are you gonna realize that I would do anything for you?
00:04:17Is this part of the lesson?
00:04:19Fuck the lesson.
00:04:20Fuck the whole deal.
00:04:23I just wanna kiss you.
00:04:24Morning friends!
00:04:32Ever thought about knocking?
00:04:33What the fuck?
00:04:35Tyler is my new roommate.
00:04:36And he just hooked up with the girl I've loved for three years!
00:04:40Did you sneak into my room to fuck?
00:04:43Sorry, we were just having some fun.
00:04:45I live here, genius.
00:04:47That's my bet.
00:04:50Ty, I'm gonna get going, okay?
00:05:00I can teach you how to get her, you know?
00:05:02You gotta need some game if you wanna pull the headmaster's thoughts.
00:05:11You are so down bad.
00:05:14No wonder she doesn't like you back.
00:05:15How would you know what she likes?
00:05:16Because I just had my head between her legs.
00:05:20If you kiss my dick, you still might be able to taste her lip gloss.
00:05:23You're disgusting.
00:05:23You are a lonely simp.
00:05:25Everyone knows you're in love with Blair.
00:05:27Stay out of my way and get the hell away from me.
00:05:29Nope.
00:05:30As long as we live together, you're mine to fuck as I please.
00:05:34I'm yours to what?
00:05:35Fuck with.
00:05:36You're mine to fuck with as I please.
00:05:42I've already made an enemy out of my new roommate.
00:05:46I'm so screwed.
00:05:56You changed my underwear while I was sleeping?
00:06:00You're such a pretty little virgin.
00:06:03Not funny.
00:06:04Did you see my junk?
00:06:07No, no, no.
00:06:08I tried sneaking a peek though, but it's too small to see anything.
00:06:13You like it?
00:06:15No.
00:06:17That's it.
00:06:18We're gonna need to set some ground rules so that we make it through the school year without killing each
00:06:23other and getting expelled.
00:06:26Wow, price day.
00:06:33This is your side of the room.
00:06:35That means you and all of your stuff stays on your side.
00:06:44Don't.
00:06:46The door's on your side.
00:06:50How do I leave the room?
00:06:54Obviously, you can cross to leave.
00:06:58Are you leaving or not?
00:07:00No, I just changed my mind.
00:07:01Or is that not allowed?
00:07:02Room Hitler?
00:07:03Fine.
00:07:04Whatever.
00:07:05Never.
00:07:07Change my mind again.
00:07:14Do it again.
00:07:16I dare you.
00:07:25Get.
00:07:26Out.
00:07:27Of.
00:07:28Room.
00:07:34I hate you!
00:07:35You don't call fuck a ball.
00:07:38Fine!
00:07:40Fine!
00:07:41Fine!
00:07:42Fine!
00:07:44Fine!
00:07:44You don't hate me.
00:07:45You just want to be me.
00:07:48Fine!
00:07:49Fine!
00:07:52Fine!
00:07:53Fine!
00:07:54Fine!
00:07:54Fine!
00:07:55Fine!
00:07:58That is enough!
00:08:01You two in my office.
00:08:03Now!
00:08:06Do you think Maplewood is a joke?
00:08:10You realize that if you are expelled, you will rot in prison.
00:08:16Please, I can't go to prison.
00:08:18Won't happen again, Headmaster.
00:08:22You.
00:08:22You're dismissed.
00:08:31You are flunking art class.
00:08:34Pass, or you get expelled and you go to prison.
00:08:38Fuck.
00:08:39This is serious.
00:08:40I cannot go to prison.
00:08:49Listen, dude.
00:08:50We can't give each other hell all year.
00:08:51Okay?
00:08:53So what if we tried being friends?
00:08:56You hooked up with the love of my life.
00:08:58We will never be friends.
00:09:10I need to tell Blair about my feelings for her before my asshole roommate does it for me.
00:09:16Now is the perfect time.
00:09:42What's this?
00:09:46I don't expect you to feel the same way.
00:09:49You're an angel and I'm just some guy, but if you could see me in that way, is this for
00:09:55Blair?
00:09:56I hate to break it to you, but she already got cucked by Tyler.
00:10:00Shut up, Jackson.
00:10:01How does it feel to simp up for a girl so ran through, there's probably a brand of plan B
00:10:06named after her.
00:10:07Keep talking about Blair like that and I'll break your jaw.
00:10:08Why?
00:10:09No matter what you do, she's never gonna fuck you.
00:10:18There she is.
00:10:22Let's see how much you still like her once she's nothing more than my sloppy seconds.
00:10:31Hey, you don't even like her.
00:10:33Neither do you.
00:10:34You still fucked her.
00:10:35Come on.
00:10:36He really cares about her and Leo's my roommate now.
00:10:40I've got to get Leo on my side if I'm ever going to get his help for art class.
00:10:44Why the hell is he being cool to me?
00:10:47Good.
00:10:48Then he can cry to you and my dick sitter mouth.
00:10:53Ladies, what do you say we ditched the job fair and found some place for a private game?
00:11:00What kind of game?
00:11:01Spin the bottle?
00:11:03I'm down to play.
00:11:07You coming?
00:11:08I don't trust Tyler, but new plan.
00:11:12I can kiss Blair during the game, then tell her how I feel.
00:11:21All right, Leo.
00:11:22Why don't you get us started?
00:11:26Woooo!
00:11:29Oh!
00:11:39You're starting strong.
00:11:41I can't.
00:11:41It's against the rules and I'm not gay.
00:11:44Bro, chill.
00:11:44Just spin again.
00:12:06This will be perfect.
00:12:08Fireworks, just like on TV.
00:12:11So, are you going to kiss her?
00:12:41Guys, guys, guys, come on, give them a break.
00:12:43No one's first kiss is pretty, okay?
00:12:45Wait, oh, my God, is this your first kiss?
00:12:49Like, seriously?
00:12:53Please, the only girlfriend Leo's ever had is his right hand.
00:12:58Fuck this.
00:13:00Oh, Leo.
00:13:01Come on.
00:13:10I finally had the chance to kiss Blair Price, and I blew it.
00:13:14Leo, you okay?
00:13:16No, I'm not okay.
00:13:17This was all your fault.
00:13:19Now Blair will never see me as an option.
00:13:24You know Blair's kind of a bitch, right?
00:13:26Don't say that about her.
00:13:27Okay.
00:13:28If you really want her, I can help you.
00:13:31I know girls.
00:13:32I know what they want.
00:13:33I know what they don't want.
00:13:34I know the whole book.
00:13:35Why would you help me?
00:13:36We hate each other.
00:13:37Is any help passing art class?
00:13:40If I fail, I'm getting expelled.
00:13:41And we both know what that means.
00:13:43So help me with art, and I'll help you seducing Blair.
00:13:46Do you promise it'll work?
00:13:48Oh, yeah.
00:13:49She'll be begging for you.
00:13:51Do we have a deal?
00:13:55Deal?
00:13:57I look forward to tomorrow.
00:13:59What's tomorrow?
00:14:01Our first sex lesson.
00:14:08All right.
00:14:09Welcome to Tyler's 101 on how to get a girl.
00:14:12If you want to get a girl, there are three rules you need to follow.
00:14:16Okay?
00:14:16Rule number one.
00:14:17Be appealing.
00:14:19Put on some glasses, fix your hair.
00:14:21I mean, just look at me.
00:14:22Okay?
00:14:24Rule number two.
00:14:25Be entertaining.
00:14:26I, myself, I am funny, sweet, and charming.
00:14:30Not sure if you can pull that off, but maybe you should go the mysterious torture route.
00:14:33Seriously?
00:14:34Ah!
00:14:34Above all.
00:14:37Rule number three.
00:14:41Be un-fucking-attainable.
00:14:44Blair's only going to want you if you act like you don't want Blair.
00:14:48Right now, you're reek of desperate obsession.
00:14:50I am desperately obsessed.
00:14:51Maybe.
00:14:52But Blair won't think so if you hook up with someone tonight at the scrapyard.
00:14:56How?
00:14:56I suck at kissing.
00:14:57It's okay.
00:14:58I'll teach you.
00:15:00Teach me to kiss.
00:15:02How?
00:15:03There's only one way to do it.
00:15:05What the fuck?
00:15:06Oh, come on.
00:15:07How are you going to learn without practicing?
00:15:09I'm not gay.
00:15:10Neither am I.
00:15:11It's not gay to show you what to do with a girl.
00:15:15Maybe Tyler has a point.
00:15:18If anyone finds out about this, we will both be expelled and sent to prison.
00:15:23All right, fine.
00:15:24Don't take my advice.
00:15:25Good luck getting rejected by Blair again.
00:15:28Wait.
00:15:30You can't tell anyone.
00:15:33Yeah.
00:15:34Motherfucking idiot.
00:15:36Let's do this.
00:15:43Wait.
00:15:44Right now?
00:15:46Yes, of course.
00:15:47You still want to suck at kissing tonight?
00:15:49Tonight is the night, okay?
00:15:51Everyone is going to be at the scrapyard.
00:15:53This could be you, okay?
00:15:56Be un-fucking-attainable and make out with someone right in front of Blair and piss her off.
00:16:02Fine.
00:16:04This better work.
00:16:06Yeah.
00:16:07It will.
00:16:08Just take a deep breath and relax.
00:16:13I am relaxed.
00:16:14Okay.
00:16:15When it comes to kissing, the build-up is almost just as important as the actual kiss.
00:16:21Lucky for you, your teacher Tyler came up with a bit of a formula on this one.
00:16:26What's the formula?
00:16:27Glad you asked.
00:16:28Step one.
00:16:30First, you want to feel the moment where you can tuck your hair behind her ear.
00:16:36Like this.
00:16:38Then, you want to look into her eyes.
00:16:41Eye contact is very important.
00:16:43Look down at her lips.
00:16:44Very briefly, look back up at her eyes.
00:16:47Then you say, wow.
00:16:48You look beautiful.
00:16:52Then you want to lean in.
00:16:56Like this?
00:16:57Yeah, yeah, exactly like that.
00:17:00Then don't freak out on me.
00:17:01Okay?
00:17:04Okay?
00:17:18I finally had the chance to kiss Blair Price, and I blew it.
00:17:22Leo, you okay?
00:17:24No, I'm not okay.
00:17:25This was all your fault.
00:17:27Now Blair will never see me as an option.
00:17:32You know Blair's kind of a bitch, right?
00:17:34Don't say that about her.
00:17:35Okay.
00:17:36If you really want her, I can help you.
00:17:39I know girls.
00:17:40I know what they want.
00:17:41I know what they don't want.
00:17:42I know the whole book.
00:17:43Why would you help me?
00:17:44We hate each other.
00:17:45Does any help passing art class?
00:17:48If I fail, I'm getting expelled, and we both know what that means.
00:17:51So help me with art, and I'll help you seducing Blair.
00:17:54Do you promise it'll work?
00:17:55Oh, yeah.
00:17:57She'll be begging for you.
00:17:59Do we have a deal?
00:18:03Deal?
00:18:05I look forward to tomorrow.
00:18:07What's tomorrow?
00:18:09Our first sex lesson.
00:18:14I've been in love with Blair for three years, and I'm finally going to have my first kiss with her.
00:18:27This will be perfect.
00:18:29Fireworks.
00:18:29Just like on TV.
00:18:36Oh, my God.
00:18:38Oh.
00:18:41That's enough.
00:18:43Guys, guys, come on.
00:18:44Give me my break.
00:18:45No one's first kiss is pretty.
00:18:46Oh, my God.
00:18:47Is this your first kiss?
00:18:49Fuck this.
00:18:54I finally had the chance to kiss Blair.
00:18:55Price, and I blew it.
00:18:57Leo, you okay?
00:18:59Now Blair will never see me as an option.
00:19:03You know Blair's kind of a bitch, right?
00:19:05Don't say that about her.
00:19:06Okay.
00:19:07If you really want her, I can help you.
00:19:10I know girls.
00:19:11I know what they want.
00:19:12I know what they don't want.
00:19:13I know the whole book.
00:19:14Why would you help me?
00:19:15We hate each other.
00:19:16Is there any help passing art class?
00:19:19If I fail, I'm getting expelled, and we both know what that means.
00:19:21So help me with art, and I'll help you seducing Blair.
00:19:25Do you promise it'll work?
00:19:26Oh, yeah.
00:19:28She'll be begging for you.
00:19:30Do we have a deal?
00:19:34Deal?
00:19:36I look forward to tomorrow.
00:19:38What's tomorrow?
00:19:38Now, our first sex lesson.
00:19:44I've moved dorm rooms eight times since the landing at Maplewood Reform Academy, the hellish school for bad boys.
00:19:51I hate everything and everyone in this school, except for the love of my life, Blair Price.
00:19:59Oh, just like that.
00:20:03Oh.
00:20:04Mmm.
00:20:05Mmm.
00:20:11You hooked up with the love of my life.
00:20:13We will never be friends.
00:20:15You gotta need some game if you wanna pull the headmaster thong.
00:20:17I wanna be the one on the tip of your tongue.
00:20:21Oh, that's enough.
00:20:24I finally had the chance to kiss Blair Price, and I blew it.
00:20:28I hate you!
00:20:31You don't hate me.
00:20:32You just wanna be me.
00:20:34You are flunking art class.
00:20:36Pass, or you get expelled and you go to prison.
00:20:39We can't give each other hell all year.
00:20:41I need help passing art class.
00:20:43So help me with art, and I'll help you seducing Blair.
00:20:46Do we have a deal?
00:20:47Deal?
00:20:48I look forward to tomorrow.
00:20:50What's tomorrow?
00:20:51Our first sex lesson.
00:20:56Why did that feel so much better than my kiss with Blair?
00:21:00That felt weirdly good.
00:21:02I'm not gay.
00:21:03Neither am I.
00:21:04It's not gay to show you what to do with a girl.
00:21:07If I was in a room with you and every girl I've ever met, I would still choose you.
00:21:11What if it wasn't just girls?
00:21:13You kiss just like him too.
00:21:15Tell me that you hate Tyler and that you're into me!
00:21:17I've never had a best friend before, but I'm glad it's you.
00:21:20Your little boyfriend can't help you now.
00:21:24Leo, when are you gonna realize that I would do anything for you?
00:21:29Is this part of the lesson?
00:21:30Fuck the lesson.
00:21:32Fuck the whole deal.
00:21:34I just wanna kiss you.
00:21:36Morning, friends!
00:21:43Morning, friends!
00:21:44Ever thought about knocking?
00:21:45What the fuck?
00:21:46Tyler is my new roommate.
00:21:48And he just hooked up with the girl I've loved for three years!
00:21:52Did you sneak into my room to fuck?
00:21:54Sorry, we were just having some fun.
00:21:57I live here, genius.
00:21:59That's my bet.
00:22:01Ty, I'm gonna get going, okay?
00:22:04Okay?
00:22:11I can teach you how to get her, you know?
00:22:13You're going to need some game if you want to pull the headmaster's thong.
00:22:23You are so down bad.
00:22:25No wonder she doesn't like you back.
00:22:27How would you know what she likes?
00:22:28Because I just had my head between her legs.
00:22:31If you kiss my dick, you still might be able to taste her lip gloss.
00:22:34You're disgusting.
00:22:35You are a lonely simp.
00:22:37Everyone knows you're in love with Blair.
00:22:39Stay out of my way and get the hell away from me.
00:22:41Nope.
00:22:42As long as we live together, you're mine to fuck as I please.
00:22:46I'm yours to what?
00:22:47Fuck with.
00:22:48You're mine to fuck with as I please.
00:22:54I've already made an enemy out of my new roommate.
00:22:57I'm so screwed.
00:23:07You changed my underwear while I was sleeping?
00:23:12You're such a pretty little virgin.
00:23:14Not funny.
00:23:16Did you see my junk?
00:23:18No, no, no.
00:23:19I tried sneaking a peek though, but it's too small to see anything.
00:23:24You like it?
00:23:27No.
00:23:29That's it.
00:23:30We're going to need to set some ground rules so that we make it through the school year
00:23:34without killing each other and getting expelled.
00:23:38Wow, feisty.
00:23:44This is your side of the room.
00:23:47That means you and all of your stuff stays on your side.
00:23:55Don't.
00:23:58Doors on your side.
00:24:01How do I leave the room?
00:24:05Obviously, you can cross to leave.
00:24:09Are you leaving or not?
00:24:11No, I just changed my mind.
00:24:13Or is that not allowed to room Hitler?
00:24:15Fine.
00:24:16Whatever.
00:24:19Change my mind again.
00:24:26Do it again.
00:24:28I dare you.
00:24:37Get out of my room!
00:24:45I hate you!
00:24:50Fine!
00:24:52Fine!
00:24:55You don't hate me.
00:24:56You just want to be me.
00:25:10That is enough!
00:25:12You two in my office.
00:25:14Now!
00:25:18Do you think Maplewood is a joke?
00:25:21You realize that if you are expelled, you will rot in prison.
00:25:27Please, I can't go to prison.
00:25:29It won't happen again, Headmaster.
00:25:33You.
00:25:34You're dismissed.
00:25:42You are flunking art class.
00:25:46Pass, or you get expelled and you go to prison.
00:25:49Fuck.
00:25:50This is serious.
00:25:51I cannot go to prison.
00:26:00Listen, dude, we can't give each other hell all year.
00:26:03Okay?
00:26:04So what if we tried being raped?
00:26:07You hooked up with the love of my life.
00:26:09We will never be friends.
00:26:11Come on.
00:26:22I need to tell Blair about my feelings for her before my asshole roommate does it for me.
00:26:28Now is the perfect time.
00:26:54What's this?
00:26:58I don't expect you to feel the same way.
00:27:00You're an angel and I'm just some guy, but if you could see me in that way, is this for
00:27:06Blair?
00:27:08I hate to break it to you, but she already got cucked by Tyler.
00:27:12Shut up, Jackson.
00:27:13How does it feel to simp up for a girl so ran through, there's probably a brand of plan B
00:27:17named after her.
00:27:18Keep talking about Blair like that and I'll break your jaw.
00:27:20Why?
00:27:21No matter what you do, she's never going to fuck you.
00:27:30There she is.
00:27:33Let's see how much you still like her when she's nothing more than my sloppy seconds.
00:27:42Hey, you don't even like her.
00:27:45Neither do you.
00:27:46You still fucked her.
00:27:47Come on.
00:27:48He really cares about her and Leo's my roommate now.
00:27:52I've got to get Leo on my side if I'm ever going to get his help for art class.
00:27:56Why the hell is he being cool to me?
00:27:58Good.
00:28:00Then he can cry to you and my dicks in her mouth.
00:28:04Ladies, what do you say we ditched the job fair and found some place for a private game?
00:28:12What kind of game?
00:28:13Spin the bottle?
00:28:14I'm down to play.
00:28:18You coming?
00:28:19I don't trust Tyler, but new plan.
00:28:23I can kiss Blair during the game, then tell her how I feel.
00:28:32All right, Leo.
00:28:33Why don't you get us started?
00:28:52I can't, it's against the rules and I'm not gay.
00:28:55Bro, chill.
00:28:56Just spin again.
00:29:18This will be perfect.
00:29:20Fireworks, just like on TV.
00:29:22So, are you going to kiss her?
00:29:26So, are you going to kiss her?
00:29:33Oh, gross.
00:29:38That's, that's enough.
00:29:52You guys, guys, guys, guys, come on.
00:29:54Give him a break.
00:29:55No one's first kiss is pretty, okay?
00:29:56Wait, oh, my God, is this your first kiss?
00:30:01Like, seriously?
00:30:04Please.
00:30:05The only girlfriend Leo's ever had is his right hand.
00:30:08Oh, fuck this.
00:30:12Oh, Leo.
00:30:22I finally had the chance to kiss Blair Price, and I blew it.
00:30:25Leo, you okay?
00:30:27No, I'm not okay.
00:30:29This was all your fault.
00:30:30Now Blair will never see me as an option.
00:30:36You know Blair's kind of a bitch, right?
00:30:37Don't say that about her.
00:30:39Okay.
00:30:40If you really want her, I can help you.
00:30:43I know girls.
00:30:44I know what they want.
00:30:44I know what they don't want.
00:30:45I know the whole book.
00:30:47Why would you help me?
00:30:48We hate each other.
00:30:49Is there any help passing art class?
00:30:51If I fail, I'm getting expelled, and we both know what that means.
00:30:54So help me with art, and I'll help you seducing Blair.
00:30:58Do you promise it'll work?
00:30:59Oh, yeah.
00:31:01She'll be begging for you.
00:31:03Do we have a deal?
00:31:07Deal?
00:31:09I look forward to tomorrow.
00:31:10What's tomorrow?
00:31:13Our first sex lesson.
00:31:19All right.
00:31:21Welcome to Tyler's 101 on how to get a girl.
00:31:24If you want to get a girl, there are three rules you need to follow, okay?
00:31:28Rule number one.
00:31:29Be appealing.
00:31:31Put on some glasses, fix your hair.
00:31:32I mean, just look at me, okay?
00:31:35Rule number two.
00:31:36Be entertaining.
00:31:38I myself.
00:31:39I am funny, sweet, and charming.
00:31:41Not sure if you can pull that off, but maybe you should go the mysterious torture route.
00:31:45Seriously?
00:31:45Ah!
00:31:46Above all.
00:31:49Rule number three.
00:31:52Be un-fucking-attainable.
00:31:55Blair's only going to want you if you act like you don't want Blair.
00:31:59Right now, you're reek of desperate obsession.
00:32:01I am desperately obsessed.
00:32:03Maybe.
00:32:03But Blair won't think so if you hook up with someone tonight at the scrapyard.
00:32:07How?
00:32:08I suck at kissing.
00:32:09It's okay.
00:32:09I'll teach you.
00:32:11Teach me to kiss?
00:32:13How?
00:32:14There's only one way to do it.
00:32:16What the fuck?
00:32:17Oh, come on.
00:32:18How are you going to learn without practicing?
00:32:20I'm not gay.
00:32:21Neither am I.
00:32:22It's not gay to show you what to do with a girl.
00:32:27Maybe Tyler has a point.
00:32:30If anyone finds out about this, we will both be expelled and sent to prison.
00:32:35All right, fine.
00:32:36Don't take my advice.
00:32:37Good luck getting rejected by Blair again.
00:32:39Wait.
00:32:42You can't tell anyone.
00:32:45Yeah.
00:32:46I'm not a fucking idiot.
00:32:48Let's do this.
00:32:55Wait.
00:32:56Right now?
00:32:57Yes, of course.
00:32:59You still want to suck at kissing tonight?
00:33:01Tonight is the night, okay?
00:33:03Everyone is going to be at the scrapyard.
00:33:04This could be you, okay?
00:33:07Be un-fucking-attainable and make out with someone right in front of Blair and piss her off.
00:33:13Fine.
00:33:15This better work.
00:33:17Yeah.
00:33:18It will.
00:33:20Just take a deep breath.
00:33:21And relax.
00:33:24I am relaxed.
00:33:26Okay.
00:33:27When it comes to kissing, the build-up is almost just as important as the actual kiss.
00:33:32Lucky for you, your teacher Tyler came up with a bit of a formula on this one.
00:33:38What's the formula?
00:33:39Glad you asked.
00:33:40Step one.
00:33:42First, you want to feel the moment where you can tuck your hair behind her ear.
00:33:47Like this.
00:33:50Then, you want to look into her eyes.
00:33:52Eye contact is very important.
00:33:54Look down at her lips.
00:33:55Very briefly, look back up at her eyes.
00:33:58Now you say, wow, you look beautiful.
00:34:04Then, you want to lean in.
00:34:08Like this?
00:34:09Yeah, yeah, exactly like that.
00:34:11And don't freak out on me, okay?
00:34:30I finally had the chance to kiss Blair Price, and I blew it.
00:34:33Leo, are you okay?
00:34:35No, I'm not okay.
00:34:37This was all your fault.
00:34:38Now Blair will never see me as an option.
00:34:44You know Blair's kind of a bitch, right?
00:34:45Don't say that about her.
00:34:47You're okay.
00:34:48If you really want her, I can help you.
00:34:51I know girls.
00:34:52I know what they want.
00:34:53I know what they don't want.
00:34:53I know the whole book.
00:34:54Why would you help me?
00:34:56We hate each other.
00:34:56Because I need help passing art class.
00:34:59If I fail, I'm getting expelled, and we both know what that means.
00:35:02So help me with art, and I'll help you seducing Blair.
00:35:06Do you promise it'll work?
00:35:07Oh, yeah.
00:35:09She'll be begging for you.
00:35:11Do we have a deal?
00:35:15Deal?
00:35:17I look forward to tomorrow.
00:35:19What's tomorrow?
00:35:21Our first sex lesson.
00:35:26I've been in love with Blair for three years, and I'm finally going to have my first kiss
00:35:31with her.
00:35:38This will be perfect.
00:35:40Fireworks.
00:35:41Just like on TV.
00:35:48Oh, my God.
00:35:50Oh, my God.
00:35:52That's, that's, that's enough.
00:35:54Guys, guys, guys, come on, give me my break.
00:35:56No one's first kiss is pretty.
00:35:58Oh, my God.
00:35:58Is this your first kiss?
00:36:00Fuck this.
00:36:05I finally had the chance to kiss Blair Price, and I blew it.
00:36:09Leo, you okay?
00:36:10Now Blair will never see me as an option.
00:36:15You know Blair's kind of a bitch, right?
00:36:16Don't say that about her.
00:36:18Okay.
00:36:19If you really want her, I can help you.
00:36:22I know girls.
00:36:23I know what they want.
00:36:23I know what they don't want.
00:36:24I know the whole book.
00:36:25Why would you help me?
00:36:27We hate each other.
00:36:28Is there any help passing art class?
00:36:30If I fail, I'm getting expelled, and we both know what that means.
00:36:33So help me with art, and I'll help you seducing Blair.
00:36:37Do you promise it'll work?
00:36:38Oh, yeah.
00:36:39Yeah, she'll be begging for you.
00:36:42Do we have a deal?
00:36:46Deal?
00:36:47I look forward to tomorrow.
00:36:49What's tomorrow?
00:36:51Our first sex lesson.
00:36:56I've moved dorm rooms eight times since the landing at Maplewood Reform Academy,
00:37:00the hellish school for bad boys.
00:37:03I hate everything and everyone in this school,
00:37:06except for the love of my life, Blair Price.
00:37:11Oh, just like that.
00:37:23You hooked up with the love of my life.
00:37:25We will never be friends.
00:37:26You're going to need some game if you want to pull the headmaster's thumb.
00:37:29I want to be the one on the tip of your tongue.
00:37:34That's enough.
00:37:35I only had the chance to kiss Blair Price, and I blew it.
00:37:40I hate you!
00:37:42You don't hate me.
00:37:43You just want to be me.
00:37:45You are flunking art class.
00:37:48Pass, or you get expelled and you go to prison.
00:37:51We can't give each other hell all year.
00:37:53I need help passing art class.
00:37:54So help me with art, and I'll help you seducing Blair.
00:37:58Do we have a deal?
00:37:59Deal?
00:38:00I look forward to tomorrow.
00:38:01What's tomorrow?
00:38:03Our first sex lesson.
00:38:05I wanna be...
00:38:08Why did that feel so much better than my kiss with Blair?
00:38:11That felt weirdly good.
00:38:14I'm not gay.
00:38:14Neither am I.
00:38:15He's not gay to show you what to do with a girl.
00:38:18If I was in a room with you and every girl I've ever met, I would still choose you.
00:38:23What if it wasn't just girls?
00:38:25You kissed just like him too.
00:38:26Tell me that you hate Tyler and that you're into me!
00:38:29I've never had a best friend before, but I'm glad it's you.
00:38:31Your little boyfriend can't help you now.
00:38:36When are you going to realize that I would do anything for you?
00:38:40Is this part of the lesson?
00:38:42Fuck the lesson.
00:38:44Fuck the whole deal.
00:38:46I just want to kiss you.
00:38:47Morning friends!
00:38:55Ever thought about knocking?
00:38:56What the fuck?
00:38:58Tyler is my new roommate.
00:39:00And he just hooked up with the girl I've loved for three years!
00:39:03Did you sneak into my room to fuck?
00:39:06Sorry, we were just having some fun.
00:39:08I live here, genius.
00:39:10That's my bet.
00:39:13Ty, I'm gonna get going, okay?
00:39:23I can teach you how to get her, you know?
00:39:25You're gonna need some games if you want to pull the headmaster's thoughts.
00:39:34You are so down bad.
00:39:37No wonder she doesn't like you back.
00:39:38How would you know what she likes?
00:39:39Because I just had my head between her legs.
00:39:43If you kiss my dick, you still might be able to taste her lip gloss.
00:39:46You're disgusting.
00:39:47You are a lonely simp.
00:39:49Everyone knows you're in love with Blair.
00:39:50Stay out of my way and get the hell away from me.
00:39:52Nope.
00:39:53As long as we live together, you're mine.
00:39:56The fuck as I please.
00:39:57I'm yours to what?
00:39:58Fuck with.
00:39:59You're mine to fuck with as I please.
00:40:05I've already made an enemy out of my new roommate.
00:40:09I'm so screwed.
00:40:19You changed my underwear while I was sleeping.
00:40:24You're such a pretty little virgin.
00:40:26Not funny.
00:40:27Did you see my junk?
00:40:30No, no, no.
00:40:31I tried sneaking a peek though, but it's too small to see anything.
00:40:36You like it?
00:40:38No.
00:40:40That's it.
00:40:42We're going to need to set some ground rules so that we make it through the school year
00:40:45without killing each other and getting expelled.
00:40:50Wow, feisty.
00:40:56This is your side of the room.
00:40:58That means you and all of your stuff stays on your side.
00:41:07Don't.
00:41:10The door is on your side.
00:41:13How do I leave the room?
00:41:17Obviously, you can cross to leave.
00:41:21Are you leaving or not?
00:41:23No, I just changed my mind.
00:41:24Or is that not allowed?
00:41:25Room Hitler?
00:41:26Fine.
00:41:27Whatever.
00:41:30Change my mind again.
00:41:37Do it again.
00:41:39I dare you.
00:41:48Get out of my room!
00:41:57I hate you!
00:42:01Fine!
00:42:07You don't hate me.
00:42:08You just want to be me.
00:42:21That is enough!
00:42:24You two in my office.
00:42:26Now!
00:42:29Do you think Baplewood is a joke?
00:42:33You realize that if you are expelled, you will rot in prison.
00:42:39Please, I can't go to prison.
00:42:41It won't happen again, headmaster.
00:42:45You, you're dismissed.
00:42:54You are flunking art class.
00:42:58Pass, or you get expelled and you go to prison.
00:43:01Fuck, this is serious.
00:43:03I cannot go to prison.
00:43:12Listen, dude, we can't give each other hell all year, okay?
00:43:16So what if we tried being raped?
00:43:19You hooked up with the love of my life.
00:43:21We will never be friends.
00:43:23Come on.
00:43:33I need to tell Blair about my feelings for her before my asshole roommate does it for me.
00:43:39Now is the perfect time.
00:44:05What's this?
00:44:09I don't expect you to feel the same way.
00:44:12You're an angel and I'm just some guy, but if you could see me in that way, is this for
00:44:18Blair?
00:44:19I hate to break it to you, but she already got cucked by Tyler.
00:44:23Shut up, Jackson.
00:44:24How does it feel to simp up for a girl so ran through, there's probably a brand of plan B
00:44:29named after her.
00:44:30Keep talking about Blair like that and I'll break your jaw.
00:44:32Why?
00:44:32No matter what you do, she's never going to fuck you.
00:44:41There she is.
00:44:45Let's see how much you still like her once she's nothing more than my sloppy seconds.
00:44:54Hey, you don't even like her.
00:44:56Neither do you.
00:44:57You still fucked her.
00:44:58Come on.
00:44:59He really cares about her and Leo's my roommate now.
00:45:03I've got to get Leo on my side if I'm ever going to get his help for art class.
00:45:07Why the hell is he being cool to me?
00:45:10Good.
00:45:11Then he can cry to you and my dicks in her mouth.
00:45:16Ladies, what do you say we ditch the job fair and found some place for a private game?
00:45:23What kind of game?
00:45:25Spin the bottle?
00:45:26I'm down to play.
00:45:30You coming?
00:45:30I don't trust Tyler, but new plan.
00:45:35I can kiss Blair during the game, then tell her how I feel.
00:45:44All right, Leo.
00:45:45Why don't you get us started?
00:45:48Ooh.
00:45:52Ooh.
00:45:54Ooh.
00:45:56Ooh.
00:45:56Ooh.
00:45:57Ooh.
00:45:59Ooh.
00:45:59Ooh.
00:46:00Ooh.
00:46:00Ooh.
00:46:02He's starting strong.
00:46:04I can't.
00:46:05It's against the rules and I'm not gay.
00:46:07Bro, chill.
00:46:07Just spin again.
00:46:16Oh!
00:46:29This will be perfect.
00:46:31Fireworks.
00:46:32Just like on TV.
00:46:34So?
00:46:35Are you going to kiss her?
00:46:45Oh, my God.
00:46:47Oh, my God.
00:46:49That's, that's enough.
00:46:52Is that okay?
00:46:53Oh.
00:46:55Oh, my God.
00:46:58Oh, my God.
00:47:03Did you see that?
00:47:04Guys, guys, guys, guys, come on.
00:47:05Give him a break.
00:47:06No one's first kiss is pretty, okay?
00:47:09Wait.
00:47:09Oh, my God.
00:47:10Is this your first kiss?
00:47:13Like, seriously?
00:47:16Please.
00:47:17The only girlfriend Leo's ever had is his wife.
00:47:19Oh.
00:47:21Fuck this.
00:47:23Oh, Leo.
00:47:24Come on.
00:47:29Oh, my God.
00:47:33I finally had a chance to kiss Blair Price, and I blew it.
00:47:37Leo, you okay?
00:47:39No, I'm not okay.
00:47:40This was all your fault.
00:47:42Now Blair will never see me as an option.
00:47:47You know Blair's kind of a bitch, right?
00:47:49Don't say that about her.
00:47:51Okay.
00:47:52If you really want her, I can help you.
00:47:54I know girls.
00:47:55I know what they want.
00:47:56I know what they don't want.
00:47:57I know the whole book.
00:47:58Why would you help me?
00:47:59We hate each other.
00:48:01Because I need help passing art class.
00:48:03If I fail, I'm getting expelled, and we both know what that means.
00:48:06So help me with art, and I'll help you seducing Blair.
00:48:09Do you promise it'll work?
00:48:11Oh, yeah.
00:48:12She'll be begging for you.
00:48:14Do we have a deal?
00:48:18Deal?
00:48:20I look forward to tomorrow.
00:48:22What's tomorrow?
00:48:23Well, our first sex lesson.
00:48:31All right.
00:48:32All right.
00:48:33Welcome to Tyler's 101 on how to get a girl.
00:48:35If you want to get a girl, there are three rules you need to follow, okay?
00:48:40Rule number one.
00:48:40Be appealing.
00:48:42Put on some glasses, fix your hair, charm.
00:48:44Just look at me.
00:48:45Okay?
00:48:47Rule number two.
00:48:48Be entertaining.
00:48:49I, myself, I am funny, sweet, and charming.
00:48:53I'm not sure if you can pull that off.
00:48:54But maybe you should go the mysterious torture route.
00:48:56Seriously?
00:48:57Ah!
00:48:58Above all.
00:49:00Rule number three.
00:49:04Be un-fucking-attainable.
00:49:07Blair's only going to want you if you act like you don't want Blair.
00:49:11Right now, you're reek of desperate obsession.
00:49:13I am desperately obsessed.
00:49:14Maybe.
00:49:15But Blair won't think so if you hook up with someone tonight at the scrapyard.
00:49:19How?
00:49:19I suck at kissing.
00:49:20It's okay.
00:49:21I'll teach you.
00:49:22Teach me.
00:49:24To kiss.
00:49:25How?
00:49:26There's only one way to do it.
00:49:28What the fuck?
00:49:29Oh, come on.
00:49:30How are you going to learn without practicing?
00:49:32I'm not gay.
00:49:33Neither am I.
00:49:34It's not gay to show you what to do with a girl.
00:49:38Maybe Tyler has a point.
00:49:41If anyone finds out about this, we will both be expelled and sent to prison.
00:49:46All right, fine.
00:49:47Don't take my advice.
00:49:48Good luck getting rejected by Blair again.
00:49:51Wait.
00:49:53You can't tell anyone.
00:49:56Yeah.
00:49:58I'm not a fucking idiot.
00:49:59Let's do this.
00:50:06Wait.
00:50:08Right now?
00:50:09Yes, of course.
00:50:10You still want to suck at kissing tonight?
00:50:13Tonight is the night.
00:50:14Okay?
00:50:14Everyone is going to be at the scrapyard.
00:50:16This could be you.
00:50:18Okay?
00:50:19Be un-fucking-attainable and make out with someone right in front of Blair and piss her off.
00:50:25Fine.
00:50:27This better work.
00:50:29Yeah.
00:50:30It will.
00:50:31Just take a deep breath.
00:50:33And relax.
00:50:36I am relaxed.
00:50:38Okay.
00:50:38When it comes to kissing, the build-up is almost just as important as the actual kiss.
00:50:44Lucky for you, your teacher, Tyler, came up with a bit of a formula on this one.
00:50:49What's the formula?
00:50:51Glad you asked.
00:50:52Step one.
00:50:53First, you want to feel the moment where you can put your hair behind your ear.
00:50:59Like this.
00:51:01Then, you want to look into her eyes.
00:51:04Eye contact is very important.
00:51:06Look down at her lips.
00:51:07Very briefly, look back up at her eyes.
00:51:10And then you say, wow.
00:51:12You look beautiful.
00:51:15Then you want to lean in.
00:51:19Like this?
00:51:20Yeah, exactly like that.
00:51:23And don't freak out on me.
00:51:24Okay?
00:51:41I finally had the chance to kiss Blair Price, and I blew it.
00:51:45Leo, you okay?
00:51:47No, I'm not okay.
00:51:48This was all your fault.
00:51:50Now Blair will never see me as an option.
00:51:55You know, Blair's kind of a bitch, right?
00:51:57Don't say that about her.
00:51:58Okay.
00:52:00If you really want her, I can help you.
00:52:02I know girls.
00:52:03I know what they want.
00:52:04I know what they don't want.
00:52:05I know the whole book.
00:52:06Why would you help me?
00:52:07We hate each other.
00:52:09Is there any help passing art class?
00:52:11If I fail, I'm getting expelled, and we both know what that means.
00:52:14So help me with art, and I'll help you seducing Blair.
00:52:17Do you promise it'll work?
00:52:19Oh, yeah.
00:52:21She'll be begging for you.
00:52:22Do we have a deal?
00:52:26Deal?
00:52:28I look forward to tomorrow.
00:52:30What's tomorrow?
00:52:32Our first sex lesson.
00:52:38I've been in love with Blair for three years, and I'm finally going to have my first kiss
00:52:43with her.
00:52:50This will be perfect.
00:52:52Fireworks.
00:52:52Just like on TV.
00:53:00Oh, my God.
00:53:04That's enough.
00:53:06Guys, guys, come on.
00:53:07Give me my break.
00:53:08No one's first kiss is pretty.
00:53:09Oh, my God.
00:53:10Is this your first kiss?
00:53:12Fuck this.
00:53:17Finally had the chance to kiss Blair Price, and I blew it.
00:53:20Leo, you okay?
00:53:22Now Blair will never see me as an option.
00:53:26You know Blair's kind of a bitch, right?
00:53:28Don't say that about her.
00:53:29You're okay.
00:53:30If you really want her, I can help you.
00:53:33I know girls.
00:53:34I know what they want.
00:53:35I know what they don't want.
00:53:36I know the whole book.
00:53:37Why would you help me?
00:53:38We hate each other.
00:53:39Is there any help passing art class?
00:53:42If I fail, I'm getting expelled, and you both know what that means.
00:53:45So help me with art, and I'll help you seducing Blair.
00:53:48Do you promise it'll work?
00:53:49Oh, yeah.
00:53:51She'll be begging for you.
00:53:53Do we have a deal?
00:53:57Deal?
00:53:59I look forward to tomorrow.
00:54:01What's tomorrow?
00:54:03Well, our first sex lesson.
00:54:08I've moved dorm rooms eight times since the landing at Maplewood Reform Academy, the hellish school for bad boys.
00:54:14I hate everything and everyone in this school, except for the love of my life, Blair Price.
00:54:22Oh, just like that.
00:54:34You hooked up with the love of my life.
00:54:36We will never be friends.
00:54:38You're going to need some game if you want to pull the headmaster thong.
00:54:40I want to be the one on the tip of your tongue.
00:54:44Oh, that's enough.
00:54:47I only had the chance to kiss Blair Price, and I blew it.
00:54:51I hate you!
00:54:54You don't hate me.
00:54:55You just want to be me.
00:54:57You are flunking art class.
00:54:59Pass, or you get expelled and you go to prison.
00:55:02We can't give each other hell all year.
00:55:04I need help passing art class.
00:55:06So help me with art, and I'll help you seducing Blair.
00:55:09Do we have a deal?
00:55:10Deal?
00:55:12I look forward to tomorrow.
00:55:13What's tomorrow?
00:55:14Our first sex lesson.
00:55:19Why did that feel so much better than my kiss with Blair?
00:55:23That felt weirdly good.
00:55:25I'm not gay.
00:55:26Neither am I.
00:55:27It's not gay to show you what to do with a girl.
00:55:30If I was in a room with you and every girl I've ever met, I would still choose you.
00:55:35What if it wasn't just girls?
00:55:36You kissed just like him, too.
00:55:38Tell me that you hate Tyler and that you're into me!
00:55:40I've never had a best friend before, but I'm glad it's you.
00:55:43Your little boyfriend can't help you now.
00:55:47Well, Cleo, when are you going to realize that I would do anything for you?
00:55:52Is this part of the lesson?
00:55:53Fuck the lesson.
00:55:55Fuck the whole deal.
00:55:58I just want to kiss you.
00:55:59Morning friends!
00:56:06Ever thought about knocking?
00:56:08What the fuck?
00:56:09Tyler is my new roommate.
00:56:11And he just hooked up with the girl I've loved for three years.
00:56:15Did you sneak into my room to fuck?
00:56:17Sorry, we were just having some fun.
00:56:20I live here, genius.
00:56:22That's my bed.
00:56:24Ty, I'm going to get going, okay?
00:56:34I can teach you how to get her, you know?
00:56:37You're going to need some games if you want to pull the headmaster's thoughts.
00:56:46You are so down bad.
00:56:48No wonder she doesn't like you back.
00:56:50How would you know what she likes?
00:56:51Because I just had my head between her legs.
00:56:54If you kiss my dick, you still might be able to taste her lip gloss.
00:56:57You're disgusting.
00:56:58You are a lonely simp.
00:57:00Everyone knows you're in love with Blair.
00:57:02Stay out of my way and get the hell away from me.
00:57:04Nope.
00:57:05As long as we live together, you're mine.
00:57:07The fuck as I please.
00:57:09I'm yours to what?
00:57:10Fuck with.
00:57:11You're mine to fuck with as I please.
00:57:17I've already made an enemy out of my new roommate.
00:57:21I'm so screwed.
00:57:35You're such a pretty little virgin.
00:57:37Not funny.
00:57:39Did you see my junk?
00:57:41No, no, no.
00:57:43I tried sneaking a peek though, but it's too small to see anything.
00:57:47You like it?
00:57:50No!
00:57:52That's it.
00:57:53We're going to need to set some ground rules so that we make it through the school year
00:57:57without killing each other and getting expelled.
00:58:01Wow, feisty.
00:58:07This is your side of the room.
00:58:10That means you and all of your stuff stays on your side.
00:58:18Don't.
00:58:21Doors on your side.
00:58:25How do I leave the room?
00:58:28Obviously you can cross to leave.
00:58:33Are you leaving or not?
00:58:34No, I just changed my mind.
00:58:36Or is that not allowed?
00:58:37Room Hitler?
00:58:38Fine.
00:58:39Whatever.
00:58:42Changed my mind again.
00:58:48Do it again.
00:58:51I dare you.
00:59:00Get out of my room!
00:59:08I hate you!
00:59:15You don't want to be me!
00:59:33that is enough you two in my office now
00:59:41do you think maplewood is a joke you realize that if you are expelled you will rot in prison
00:59:51please I can't go to prison don't happen again headmaster mm-hmm you you're
00:59:58dismissed you are flunking art class pass or you get expelled and you go to
01:00:12prison fuck this is serious I cannot go to prison
01:00:24listen dude we can't give each other hell all year okay so what if we tried being
01:00:29friends you hooked up with the love of my life we will never be friends
01:00:45I need to tell Blair about my feelings for her before my asshole roommate does it for me
01:00:51now is the perfect time
01:01:16what's this
01:01:21I don't expect you to feel the same way you're an angel and I'm just some guy if you could
01:01:27see
01:01:27me in that way is this for Blair I hate to break it to you but you already got cucked
01:01:34by Tyler
01:01:35shut up Jackson how does it feel to simp up for a girl so ran through there's probably a brand
01:01:40of
01:01:40plan B named after her keep talking about Blair like that and I'll break your jaw
01:01:43why no matter what you do she's never gonna fuck you
01:01:53there she is
01:01:57let's see how much you still like her once she's nothing more than my sloppy seconds
01:02:06hey you don't even like her neither do you you still fucked her come on he really cares about
01:02:12her and Leo's my roommate now I've got to get Leo on my side if I'm ever going to get
01:02:17his help for
01:02:18art class why the hell is he being cool to me good then he can cry to you and my
01:02:24dicks in her mouth
01:02:28ladies what do you say we ditch the job fair and found some place for a private game
01:02:34what kind of game spin the bottle I'm down to play
01:02:41you coming I don't trust Tyler but new plan I can kiss Blair during the game then tell her how
01:02:50I feel
01:02:55all right Liam why don't you get us started
01:03:15I can't it's against the rules and I'm not gay bro chill just spin again
01:03:41this will be perfect fireworks just like on TV so are you gonna kiss her
01:04:16guys guys guys come on give me a break no one's first kiss is pretty okay wait oh my god
01:04:22is
01:04:22this your first kiss like seriously please the only girlfriend Leo's ever had is his wife
01:04:32fuck this oh Leo
01:04:44finally had the chance to kiss Blair price and I blew it Leo you okay no I'm not okay
01:04:52this was all your fault now Blair will never see me as an option
01:04:58you know Blair's kind of a bitch right don't say that about her okay if you really want her I
01:05:05can
01:05:05help you I know girls I know what they want I know what they don't want to know the whole
01:05:09book
01:05:09why would you help me we hate each other is I need help passing art class
01:05:14if I fail I'm getting expelled and we both know what that means so help me with art and I'll
01:05:19help
01:05:20you seducing Blair do you promise it'll work oh yeah she'll be begging for you do we have a deal
01:05:31deal I look forward to tomorrow what's tomorrow our first sex lesson
01:05:42all right welcome to Tyler's 101 on how to get a girl if you want to get a girl there
01:05:48are three
01:05:48rules you need to follow okay rule number one be appealing put on some classes fix your hair
01:05:55just look at me okay rule number two be entertaining I myself I am funny sweet and charming not sure
01:06:05if
01:06:05you can pull that off maybe you should go the mysterious torture route seriously
01:06:09above all rule number three be un-fucking-attainable Blair's only gonna want you if you act like you
01:06:21don't want Blair right now you're weak of desperate obsession I am desperately obsessed maybe but Blair
01:06:27won't think so if you hook up with someone tonight at the scrapyard how I suck at kissing it's okay
01:06:32I'll teach
01:06:33you teach me to kiss how there's only one way to do it what the fuck oh come on how
01:06:42are you gonna
01:06:42learn without practicing I'm not gay neither am I it's not gay to to show you what to do with
01:06:48a girl
01:06:50maybe Tyler has a point if anyone finds out about this we will both be expelled and sent to prison
01:06:58all right fine don't take my advice good luck getting rejected by Blair again wait you can't tell
01:07:06anyone yeah I'm not a fucking idiot let's do this
01:07:18wait right now yes of course you still want to suck at kissing tonight tonight is the night okay
01:07:26everyone is gonna be at the scrapyard this could be you okay be un-fucking-attainable and make out with
01:07:33someone right in front of Blair and piss her off fine this better work yeah you will just take a
01:07:43deep
01:07:43breath and relax I am relaxed okay when it comes to kissing the build-up is almost just as important
01:07:54as the actual kiss lucky for you your teacher Tyler came up with a bit of a formula on this
01:07:59one
01:08:01what's the formula glad you asked step one first you want to feel the moment where you can took your
01:08:08hair behind your ear like this then you want to look into her eyes eye contact very important look down
01:08:18her lips very briefly look back up in her eyes they say wow you look beautiful then you want to
01:08:27lean in
01:08:31like this yeah exactly like that and don't freak out on me okay
01:08:53I finally had the chance to kiss Blair price and I blew it Leo you okay no I'm not okay
01:09:00this was all
01:09:01your fault now Blair will never see me as an option you know Blair's kind of a bitch right don't
01:09:09say that
01:09:09about her okay if you really want her I can help you I know girls I know what they want
01:09:16I know what
01:09:16they don't want to know the whole book why would you help me we hate each other is any help
01:09:21passing
01:09:21art class if I fail I'm getting expelled and we both know what that means so help me with art
01:09:26and I'll
01:09:27help you seducing Blair do you promise it'll work oh yeah she'll be begging for you we have a deal
01:09:39deal I look forward to tomorrow what's tomorrow our first sex lesson
01:09:49I've been in love with Blair for three years and I'm finally going to have my first kiss with her
01:10:01this will be perfect fireworks just like on TV
01:10:15that's that's enough guys guys come on give me my break no one's first kiss is pretty
01:10:21oh my god is this your first kiss fuck this
01:10:28finally had the chance to kiss Blair price and I blew it Leo you okay now Blair will never see
01:10:35me
01:10:35as an option you know Blair's kind of a bitch right don't say that about her okay if you really
01:10:43want
01:10:43her I can help you I know girls I know what they want I know what they don't want to
01:10:47know the whole
01:10:48book why would you help me we hate each other is any help passing art class if I fail I'm
01:10:54getting
01:10:54expelled and we both know what that means so help me with art and I'll help you seducing Blair do
01:11:00you
01:11:00promise it'll work oh yeah she'll be begging for you we have a deal deal I look forward to tomorrow
01:11:12what's tomorrow our first sex lesson
01:11:19I've moved dorm rooms eight times since the landing at Maplewood Reform Academy
01:11:23the hellish school for bad boys I hate everything and everyone in this school
01:11:29except for the love of my life Blair Price
01:11:46you hooked up with the love of my life we will never be friends you gotta need some game if
01:11:50you
01:11:51want to pull the headmaster's thumb I want to be the one on the tip of your tongue
01:11:57that's enough I finally had the chance to kiss Blair Price and I blew it
01:12:03I hate you
01:12:05you don't hate me you just want to be me
01:12:08you are flunking art class pass or you get expelled and you go to prison
01:12:14we can't give each other hell all year I need help passing art class
01:12:17so help me with art and I'll help you seducing Blair do we have a deal deal
01:12:23I look forward to tomorrow what's tomorrow our first sex lesson
01:12:31why did that feel so much better than my kiss with Blair that felt weirdly good
01:12:36I'm not gay neither am I it's not gay to show you what to do with a girl
01:12:41if I was in a room with you and every girl I've ever met I would still choose you
01:12:46what if it wasn't just girls you kiss just like him too
01:12:49tell me that you hate Tyler and that you're into me
01:12:52I've never had a best friend before but I'm glad it's you
01:12:54your little boyfriend can't help you now
01:12:59what are you gonna realize that I would do anything for you
01:13:03is this part of the lesson
01:13:05fuck the lesson
01:13:07fuck the whole deal
01:13:09I just want to kiss you
01:13:11morning friends
01:13:18ever thought about knocking
01:13:19what the fuck Tyler is my new roommate
01:13:22and he just hooked up with the girl I've loved for three years
01:13:26did you sneak into my room to fuck
01:13:29sorry we were just having some fun
01:13:31I live here genius
01:13:33that's my bet
01:13:36Ty I'm gonna get going okay
01:13:46I can teach you how to get her you know
01:13:48you gotta need some game if you want to pull the headmaster's daughter
01:13:58you are so down bad
01:14:00no wonder she doesn't like you back
01:14:01how would you know what she likes
01:14:02because I just had my head between her legs
01:14:06if you kiss my dick you still might be able to taste her lip gloss
01:14:09you're disgusting
01:14:09you are a lonely simp
01:14:12everyone knows you're in love with Blair
01:14:13stay out of my way and get the hell away from me
01:14:15nope
01:14:16as long as we live together
01:14:18you're mine
01:14:18to fuck as I please
01:14:20I'm yours to what
01:14:21fuck with
01:14:22you're mine to fuck with
01:14:23as I please
01:14:29I've already made an enemy out of my new roommate
01:14:32I'm so screwed
01:14:47you're such a pretty little virgin
01:14:48not funny
01:14:50did you see my junk?
01:14:53no no no
01:14:54I tried sneaking a peek though
01:14:55but it's too small to see anything
01:14:59you like it?
01:15:02no
01:15:03that's it
01:15:05we're gonna need to set some ground rules
01:15:07so that we make it through the school year
01:15:09without killing each other
01:15:10and getting expelled
01:15:13wow
01:15:13twice day
01:15:19this is your side of the room
01:15:21that means you
01:15:23and all of your stuff
01:15:24stays on your side
01:15:30don't
01:15:33doors on your side
01:15:36how do I leave the room?
01:15:40obviously you can cross to leave
01:15:44are you leaving or not?
01:15:46no I just changed my mind
01:15:47or is that not allowed?
01:15:48room Hitler?
01:15:49fine
01:15:51whatever
01:15:53change my mind again
01:16:00do it again
01:16:02do it again
01:16:02I dare you
01:16:11get out of my room
01:16:20I hate you
01:16:21I hate you
01:16:21I hate you
01:16:30you don't hate me
01:16:31you just want to be me
01:16:44that is enough
01:16:47you two in my office
01:16:49now
01:16:52do you think Maplewood is a joke
01:16:56you realize that if you are expelled
01:16:58you will rot
01:16:59in prison
01:17:02please I can't go to prison
01:17:04don't happen again
01:17:05headmaster
01:17:08you
01:17:08you're dismissed
01:17:17you are flunking art class
01:17:20pass
01:17:21or you get expelled
01:17:23and you go to prison
01:17:24fuck
01:17:24this is serious
01:17:26I cannot go to prison
01:17:35listen dude
01:17:36we can't give each other hell all year
01:17:37okay
01:17:39so what if we tried
01:17:40being friends
01:17:42you hooked up with the love of my life
01:17:44we will never be friends
01:17:57I need to tell Blair about my feelings for her
01:17:59before my asshole roommate does it for me
01:18:02now is the perfect time
01:18:29what's this
01:18:33I don't expect you to feel the same way
01:18:35you're an angel
01:18:36and I'm just some guy
01:18:37but if you could see me in that way
01:18:40is this for Blair
01:18:42I hate to break it to you
01:18:44but she already got cucked by Tyler
01:18:46shut up Jackson
01:18:47how does it feel
01:18:48to simp up for a girl
01:18:50so ran through
01:18:50there's probably a brand of plan B
01:18:52named after her
01:18:53keep talking about Blair like that
01:18:54and I'll break your jaw
01:18:55why
01:18:55no matter what you do
01:18:57she's never gonna fuck you
01:19:04there she is
01:19:08let's see how much you still like her
01:19:09once she's nothing more than my sloppy seconds
01:19:17hey
01:19:18you don't even like her
01:19:19neither do you
01:19:20you still fucked her
01:19:21come on
01:19:22he really cares about her
01:19:24and
01:19:25Leo's my roommate now
01:19:26I've got to get Leo on my side
01:19:28if I'm ever going to get his help for art class
01:19:30why the hell is he being cool to me
01:19:33good
01:19:34then he can cry to you
01:19:35and my dicks in her mouth
01:19:38ladies
01:19:40what do you say we
01:19:41ditched the job fair
01:19:43and found some place
01:19:44for a private game
01:19:46what kind of game?
01:19:48spin the bottle
01:19:49I'm down to play
01:19:53you coming?
01:19:54I don't trust Tyler
01:19:56but
01:19:56new plan
01:19:58I can kiss Blair
01:19:59during the game
01:20:00then tell her how I feel
01:20:07all right
01:20:07Leo
01:20:08why don't you
01:20:09get us started
01:20:26I can't
01:20:28it's against the rules
01:20:28and I'm not gay
01:20:30bro chill
01:20:30just spin again
01:20:53this will be perfect
01:20:55fireworks
01:20:55just like on TV
01:20:58so
01:20:58are you going to kiss her?
01:21:27guys guys guys
01:21:28come on
01:21:28give him a break
01:21:29no one's first kiss is pretty
01:21:31okay
01:21:31wait
01:21:32oh my god
01:21:33is this your first kiss?
01:21:36like seriously?
01:21:39please
01:21:40the only girlfriend Leo's ever had
01:21:42is his right hand
01:21:44fuck this
01:21:46oh Leo
01:21:47oh my god
01:21:54oh my
01:21:54oh no
01:21:56finally had the chance
01:21:58to kiss Blair Price
01:21:59and I blew it
01:22:00and I blew it
01:22:01you okay?
01:22:02no I'm not okay
01:22:03this was all your fault
01:22:05now Blair will never see me
01:22:06as an option
01:22:10you know Blair's kind of a bitch right?
01:22:12don't say that about her
01:22:13okay
01:22:15if you really want her
01:22:16I can help you
01:22:17I know girls
01:22:18I know what they want
01:22:19I know what they don't want
01:22:20I know the whole book
01:22:21why would you help me
01:22:22we hate each other
01:22:23does any help
01:22:24stop passing art class
01:22:26if I fail
01:22:27I'm getting expelled
01:22:27and we both know what that means
01:22:29so help me with art
01:22:30and I'll help you seducing Blair
01:22:32do you promise it'll work?
01:22:34oh yeah
01:22:35she'll be begging for you
01:22:37do we have a deal?
01:22:42deal?
01:22:43I look forward to tomorrow
01:22:45what's tomorrow?
01:22:47our first
01:22:48sex lesson
01:22:54all right
01:22:55welcome to Tyler's 101
01:22:57on how to get a girl
01:22:58if you want to get a girl
01:22:59there are three rules
01:23:01you need to follow
01:23:02okay
01:23:02rule number one
01:23:03be appealing
01:23:05put on some glasses
01:23:06fix your hair
01:23:07just look at me
01:23:08okay
01:23:10rule number two
01:23:11be entertaining
01:23:12I myself
01:23:13I am funny
01:23:14sweet
01:23:15and charming
01:23:15not sure if you can pull that off
01:23:17maybe you should go
01:23:18the mysterious torture route
01:23:19seriously
01:23:20above all
01:23:23rule number three
01:23:27be
01:23:27un-fucking-attainable
01:23:30Blair's only going to want you
01:23:31if you act like you don't want Blair
01:23:33right now you're reek of desperate obsession
01:23:36I am desperately obsessed
01:23:37maybe
01:23:38but Blair won't think so
01:23:39if you hook up with someone tonight
01:23:41at the scrapyard
01:23:42how I suck at kissing
01:23:43it's okay I'll teach you
01:23:45teach me
01:23:46to kiss
01:23:48how
01:23:49there's only one way to do it
01:23:51what the fuck
01:23:52oh come on
01:23:53how are you going to learn without practicing
01:23:55I'm not gay
01:23:55neither am I
01:23:57it's not gay to show you what to do with a girl
01:24:01maybe Tyler has a point
01:24:04if anyone finds out about this
01:24:06we will both be expelled and sent to prison
01:24:09all right fine
01:24:10don't take my advice
01:24:11good luck getting rejected by Blair
01:24:13again
01:24:13wait
01:24:16you can't tell anyone
01:24:19yeah
01:24:20I'm not a fucking idiot
01:24:22let's do this
01:24:30wait
01:24:31right now
01:24:31yes of course
01:24:33you still want to suck at kissing tonight
01:24:35tonight is the night
01:24:37okay
01:24:37everyone is going to be at the scrapyard
01:24:39this
01:24:40could be you
01:24:41okay
01:24:42be un-fucking-attainable
01:24:43and make out with someone
01:24:45right in front of Blair
01:24:45and piss her off
01:24:48fine
01:24:50this better work
01:24:52yeah
01:24:52it will
01:24:54just take a deep breath
01:24:56and relax
01:24:59I am relaxed
01:25:00okay
01:25:01when it comes to kissing
01:25:03the build-up
01:25:04is almost just as important
01:25:05as the actual kiss
01:25:07lucky for you
01:25:08your teacher Tyler
01:25:09came up with a bit of a formula
01:25:10on this one
01:25:13what's the formula
01:25:13glad you asked
01:25:15step one
01:25:16first you want to feel the moment
01:25:18where you can
01:25:19tuck your hair behind her ear
01:25:22like this
01:25:25then
01:25:25you want to look into her eyes
01:25:27eye contact is very important
01:25:29look down at her lips
01:25:30very briefly
01:25:31look back up in her eyes
01:25:33then you say
01:25:34wow
01:25:35you look
01:25:36beautiful
01:25:38then you want to lean in
01:25:42like this
01:25:43yeah
01:25:44exactly like that
01:25:46and don't freak out on me
01:25:47okay