00:00hey guys i have two young daughters two and five years old they're obsessed with the movie frozen
00:04which i can't understand not that any of those movies are great but frozen is the worst of the
00:09worst in my opinion and the message is complete bullshit basically you have two sisters the
00:14parents both die and the kids are left alone in a castle the older one is essentially a moody
00:18who moves out to an ice castle symbolic of a one-bedroom apartment cat lady after a younger
00:23sister archetypal slut hooks up with the first dude she sees prince hans of the southern isle
00:29and so the archetypal slut ends up attracting the archetypal dickhead who just uses her and so the
00:35whole thing goes on until elsa the older sister froze the whole town which i think is symbolic
00:40for a bitch type lady's general presence comes back to save anna but the slut sister somehow ends up
00:47frozen symbolic of all women eventually just becoming mean to no matter what and is brought
00:52back because of her own true love not christoph's who in my opinion is the movie's true hero but they
00:58make him out to be some unnecessary side character who just has to deal with the fact that anna the
01:03younger sister has been ran through by prince hans as if body count doesn't matter and i know
01:08she was technically only uh wait and i know she was technically only once prince but uh i think he
01:19got
01:20maybe typo'd here and i know she was technically only once prince but for a fairy tale which typically
01:26only deal with virgins one is kind of insane honestly symbolic of the fact that she's been run through
01:32one in a fairy tale equals 100 in real life
01:35frank
