00:05my heart is beating so fast feel it is it your fault
00:11crazy roommate let me go immediately you crossed the line
00:15want to know how this arrogant iceberg completely avowed me
00:18the story starts with that damn phone call
00:27teacher he has not replied to my messages for three hours
00:31should i write a long text to win him back
00:36panic for what naive sister delete your little essay immediately
00:39go take a shower now send a selfie with slightly wet hair
00:43and caption it phone died just now let him know you do not care if he replies or not
00:51smart girl this trick always works thank you boss wish you get him next
01:01awesome just 10 more orders and my ai dating app startup fund is complete
01:05men are nothing money is king
01:15what the hell is that noise what is the poor guy upstairs destroying again
01:38my money my stardom fun
01:50liam my room has turned into a swamp my computer is dead
01:53can i crash at your place for a while
01:56i am really sorry my dear sister but i already sublet my place
02:01i am leaving for my exchange in europe right away
02:03but do not worry i promise i found you a perfect place
02:08cut the crap send me the address right now i would take it even if it is a basement
02:16you want me to move in with julian
02:18that bad-tempered arrogant misogynistic iceberg
02:29liam
02:29my room is a swamp
02:31the landlord said it will take at least three months to fix
02:33and you subret your apartment i am really sorry my dear sister but
02:38i am heading to europe for the exchange program
02:40will not be long i promise
02:41you know i am completely broke
02:43the repair fee is going to drain my savings
02:46are you telling me to live with that bastard for three months
02:48what kind of brother are you
02:50this is the best solution
02:52you have no idea how luxurious julian's place is
02:54he is my best bro i will make sure he takes good care of you
03:01so i really have to live with that arrogant bastard
03:20i am liam's sister
03:25my apartment save it liam told me
03:27you can stay but i do not like people crossing the line
03:29come in
03:32three whole years liam finally delivered her to me
03:36the water pipe burst just in time
03:38after all it cost me 800 bucks to hire someone to break it
03:41just a condescending rich boy
03:43if it was not to save money i would rather die than live in a place like this
03:58three rules sign it and you can stay
04:07what
04:17establishing rules the second i move in
04:19i knew he was a complete bastard
04:22rule one
04:23no entering my private areas
04:24rule two
04:25keep a three meter distance at all times
04:27rule three
04:28do not touch my things
04:30if you understand
04:31sign it quickly
04:33is your house a military base
04:35touch it and it explodes
04:36if you cannot follow them
04:38you can leave right now
04:41absolute silence
04:42deducting 10 ballers of chewing sound exceeds 30 decibels
04:45do you live in a tomb
04:46if you cannot afford the breach penalty
04:48go sleep on the street
04:51no wearing revealing pajamas in public areas
04:53why do you care so much
04:54i just want to avoid trouble
04:57you are ruthless
04:58i will sign it
05:00sign it
05:01once you sign your name
05:02do not even think about moving out for the rest of your life
05:23you reckless bastard
05:24do you know this box of chocolates could pay for half a week of my living expenses
05:28pick it up right now
05:29you know this box of chocolates is a great deal
