00:02You're not my thing!
00:10It's crazy, it's fun!
00:15My life!
00:19I'm traveling!
00:22Get ready!
00:24Lucinda, you're rich!
00:26Mongols so silly that they're on the edge
00:30Yeah, but he's cool, negish is sweet
00:34Watch out for everything, cause they'll try to cheat
00:41My legs
00:45It's crazy
00:49My legs
00:52A dragon
01:21All right
01:24I got it!
01:26I got it!
01:29No me!
01:46Jackie!
01:51Jackie!
01:52We said no more eating slurping jam in bed!
01:56Hey!
01:57Oh, come wrong!
01:59Roll breaker!
02:00I'm not!
02:01Shut up!
02:02Four more minutes of snooze left!
02:04You ate jam in bed!
02:06Prove it!
02:07It's all over you!
02:08It's all over everywhere!
02:09Why, it's disgusting!
02:13Give me some!
02:14No way!
02:15Ooh, breakfast!
02:17Mom!
02:19You are so in it now!
02:23Get up!
02:23Get up!
02:24Get up!
02:25Get up!
02:25Get up!
02:26Let's rock!
02:26Let's rock!
02:27Let's rock!
02:27Let's rock!
02:27Get up!
02:32Let's rock!
02:34He got here!
02:38Let's rock, let's rock!
02:40Let's rock!
02:42Let's rock!
02:42Guys!
02:43Listen!
02:44You calm down!
02:45Try to help some...
02:49It's breakfast.
02:56Forty-two, forty-three, forty-four.
03:00Forty-four?
03:03Oh, Dan.
03:05Where's the rest of the money from yesterday's game?
03:10What do you mean, there is no more money?
03:17What's going on here?
03:20I'm telling you, it was totally out of control.
03:23I thought the mongos were either going to kill each other or die trying.
03:27What's different about that? They're always bickering.
03:31Yeah, but not like this.
03:36Maybe they'll get over it by game time.
03:39It is game time.
03:42A great day for baseball, but it's another disappointing crowd.
03:48You have to wonder where the fans are.
03:51It's a long season, Harry. Some people have short attention spans.
03:55Let me know if anything happens.
04:06Now there's some excitement on the field.
04:09The game's in play, and here's the pitch.
04:13It's a hit.
04:15Fly ball!
04:16Fly ball!
04:19My hands off!
04:25A spectacular catch!
04:30Ladies and gentlemen, an insect of atonement.
04:34Holy bovine! You mean a sacrificed fly!
04:38Throw it!
04:40Steve Mungo is throwing to foot for a double play!
04:44And Wheat Wally Hines is going to have to slide to make third.
04:56An incredible triple play!
05:00Hold still!
05:02I ask you, gentlemen, are we witnessing minas out there or baboons?
05:08Minas, Barry.
05:12Well, at least somebody's enjoying this.
05:24Do you see a circus around here?
05:26I mean, do you see elephants and acrobats and sideshow freaks?
05:32Coach called you a freak.
05:33I could not...
05:34You're a freak!
05:35Hey, get on my back!
05:36Ow, jam jerk!
05:37Stop acting like clowns!
05:39Would you look at that vein bulging on Rip's head!
05:43Not unlike a pustulous contusion of the subclavian artery.
05:47He's mad, all right!
05:49He's calling the mungos on the carpet!
05:52I thought that grass was real!
05:55I'll not have you make a mockery out of the game!
05:58Go on, kid!
05:59Go on, kid!
06:01You want to kill each other on your own time?
06:05Fine!
06:05But this is my time!
06:07This is the team's time!
06:08So you are benched until...
06:11Whoa!
06:12Now you've done it!
06:15Rip, listen to that crowd!
06:17The mungos are brilliant!
06:19The mungos are brilliant!
06:19And they're benched!
06:20Get them back out there!
06:22What?!
06:23The crowd's loving it!
06:24They're back in!
06:25Now!
06:28All right, mungos!
06:30You're back in the game!
06:33Head her up!
06:34You gotta be kidding!
06:38I don't kid about making money!
06:41This isn't about baseball, Rip!
06:44This is about cash!
06:45And the mungos are solid gold!
06:53I can't believe it!
06:56The crowd's loving it!
07:04Oh, what's this?
07:06Mine!
07:09You guys want to act like clowns out there?
07:11Then here!
07:13Really act like clowns!
07:17Sorry, guys!
07:19Divinity's boss!
07:20Everybody's gotta do what she says!
07:22Yeah, well...
07:23Maybe it'll bring them to their senses!
07:26You guys brought this on yourselves!
07:29Beats being benched!
07:31Beats wearing those pants!
07:36Whoa!
07:37Give me that!
07:37Back off, bosom breath!
07:39Hey, watch it!
07:41Whoa, you got the best in the woods!
07:43What now?
07:43That was your matchup!
07:44You're saying?
07:48ードr...
07:50Corey.어도...
07:59Ray!
08:03Ray!
08:05Ray!
08:06Ray!
08:07Ray!
08:08Ray!
08:09Ray!
08:10Ray!
08:10Hey, this is the most bewildering baseball battle I've beheld in many a day.
08:14But the crowd is eating it up!
08:46I am not amused.
08:48Says here you should be, for hours.
08:52Wait, wait! Did you hear that... that rolling sound?
08:58It's all the great ballplayers rolling in their graves!
09:02I mean, how far can divinity go?
09:04I heard they were making mongo bubble bath.
09:07But the mongos don't wash!
09:08Well, don't tell their adoring public, or they'll stop washing, too.
09:13All divinity wants is cash.
09:15And now that she's got some, she'll back off, right?
09:18Right?
09:19Guys, I think we're in serious trouble.
09:31Yes, folks, it's mongomania.
09:33This humble community of Mineville has seen nothing else like it.
09:43Steve, Jackie and Jeff, the mongos, once mere extras in the theater of athletics, now stars for a new millennium.
09:54Tell me, viewers, is this baseball or goofball?
09:59But as the turnstiles spin out of control, so does the miner's reputation.
10:05No conduct is too foolish, no stunt too inane for these outlandish outfielders.
10:13And while the box office is up, so too are the losses.
10:25Yes, the miners have never been a more popular club, and never a more losing one.
10:36This is not the reason we play ball, to play second fiddle to a circus act.
10:41I don't know what started this, but it's gotta stop before it tears this team apart!
10:46Rip, please, go talk to Divinity!
10:49Try to make her understand that this is crazy!
10:53This has gotta stop, alright. And I won't take no for an answer.
10:58No? Just like that? No?
11:02Don't be absurd, Rip. Why would I want to shut down the best act in town?
11:07Because it isn't baseball anymore!
11:09Well, it's action-packed, entertaining, and the crowd loves it, so call it whatever you want.
11:14It sells.
11:31Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?
11:34Thought we looked fat in tights?
11:36What? Did these magazines...are expensive?
11:39I'm thinking...we're famous!
11:43Get them! Nylon is head!
11:46Get some feathers!
11:47Ooh, look, they're blinders!
12:10Keep out of the wind!
12:13Oh, it's a lift!
12:19Hey!
12:20Ah!
12:21Oh, the gun of a gun!
12:29Ah!
12:29Oh, the gun of a gun!
12:30Oh, ooh!
12:30Oh, yeah!
12:31Oh, hey!
12:38Oh, my God.
13:01Fire! Fire!
13:09Fire! Come on! Let's go, Tyron!
13:25Whee!
13:28Eww!
13:44Forty-two, forty-three, forty-four...
13:48Forty-four... Hmm...
13:53Oh, Dan? Where's the rest of the money for the advance sales?
14:00What do you mean there's a bit of a slump?
14:04Huh?
14:06What?
14:07I thought they were Mungo fans.
14:11Well, if I got out of this spot once, I can do it again.
14:19Oh, yeah! All right!
14:21Ha, ha, ha!
14:23Water game!
14:24Boy, they loved us today.
14:25Yeah, I'm thinking about a new routine.
14:27We got a goat, some tin cans, a garden hose...
14:30What's this?
14:32Minus.
14:33Well, it looks like the Mungos aren't enough anymore.
14:35From now on, everyone's in on the joke.
14:38Get crazy out there, or find another team.
14:43Love, D.
14:45That doesn't sound good.
14:52What's going on here?
14:56We're doomed.
15:08So, Ebbett, how humiliated are you?
15:11On a scale of one to ten?
15:14Two thousand.
15:16Someone must pay!
15:21RIP!
15:22Look, if you think I am going out there looking like this,
15:26you are crazy!
15:27I don't like it either.
15:29But I have to follow divinity's orders.
15:31We all do, so live with it.
15:33Well, it's not so bad.
15:38Hey, my curly beard is itchy.
15:51It's... steady.
15:53Easy.
15:57What the?!
16:01I think I should do the throwing now.
16:06This is just ridiculous!
16:08It's outrageous!
16:09I have never been so humiliated!
16:11Yeah, when did we become a circus?
16:13But I don't want to be a lion.
16:16I'm tired, please!
16:22We're trying to prepare.
16:26Enough! Like it or not, we still got a game to play.
16:30So hit the field.
16:33Perhaps I'm befuddled, but isn't there supposed to be a baseball game going on here someplace?
16:38Oh, this is ridiculous!
16:39Wait!
16:42Who cares? Look at the halftime show!
16:45Wait a minute! That's the team!
16:49They seem to have adopted the mongos' new look!
16:58But where are the stars of the show? Where are the mongos?
17:05Okay, guys!
17:07Our public awaits!
17:16Sirs?
17:19Um, would you, uh, sign my baseball card?
17:22Ha, ha, ha, ha!
17:25Oh, sure, kid!
17:32Boy, you guys are the best!
17:35You're up there with the great ones!
17:38Like Bird Rouse!
17:39Or Mickey Marlin!
17:41You know, like old time baseball!
17:44Old time baseball?
17:49BASEBALL! BASEBALL! BASEBALL!
17:54Ah, thanks, guys.
17:56Oh, man, this is so stupid.
18:00BASEBALL! BASEBALL! BASEBALL!
18:03If they think I am pitching in this outfit,
18:05they are completely out of their minds.
18:07I cannot blame my boyness.
18:36BASEBALL!
18:37And it's three up, three down
18:39on a great play by the Mongol Brothers!
18:46This just sucks!
18:48BASEBALL! BASEBALL!
18:49Oh, I'm no more cladding around.
18:56BASEBALL!
19:00BASEBALL!
19:03BASEBALL!!!
19:03BASEBALL!
19:05BASEBALL!
19:07BASEBALL!
19:08BASEBALL!
19:11A three-run, monk run-up!
19:14No, a three, no, a three ming-mang-mong-a...
19:17A three-mongo, home run.
19:20That's the one!
19:24So, did you guys come to be in some circus act?
19:27Gah, we're here to play some baseball!
19:30Yeah, you guys look pretty goofy.
19:34You heard the birds. Let's play some baseball!
19:38Yeah!
19:45Wait a second! Barry, you're not gonna believe this!
19:49But it looks like, in the middle of a circus...
19:52A baseball game broke out.
20:01Wowee!
20:03Oh, wow!
20:04Way to go, birds!
20:06Way to go, birds!
20:07Way to go, birds!
20:12Oh, the costumes sound like a hit.
20:19What?
20:24Blame-o!
20:27Oh!
20:31Oh!
20:33Oh!
20:33Oh!
20:35Oh!
20:36Oh!
20:37Oh!
20:41Baseball is back in the roost!
20:43What a game, folks!
20:49Gentlemen, I haven't seen a crowd this happy since...
20:52Since Jackie Mongo did a triple flip off the trapeze last week?
20:57You know what, Bart?
20:58I think they're even happier!
21:02Hmm...
21:02Well, that's more like it.
21:1542, 43, 44, 45...
21:22Hmm...
21:23Oh, Dan!
21:25Bring in the rest of the money from yesterday's game.
21:31Just pile it anywhere.
21:33Oh-ho-ho!
21:37Rip?
21:38So...
21:39I guess plain old baseball is good for something after all.
21:43Yes.
21:44Like money.
21:46And the...
21:47Costumes?
21:48Burn them.
21:49Next clown I see gets busted down to T-ball.
21:52You're the boss.
21:57What do you think, Ebbet?
21:59We on our way to the pennant?
22:00Now that the mongos are back to normal.
22:03Relatively speaking.
22:06I got it!
22:07I got it!
22:09No, me!
22:12Yeah.
22:14Relatively speaking.
22:16Yeah.
