00:00But I am a family-phile. I have a fetish for family things. I know the word fetish makes it
00:06sound sexual, which is good, because it is.
00:11I see you're all together.
00:21Hey, you're cutting!
00:23How about I show you what real cutting is, huh?
00:27I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you. Can you speak into my microphone?
00:31Whoa, things just got real. Machine that turns water into cocaine. I'll just hang on to this.
00:39Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go party my nose, clean off my face. Sort out the rest
00:45yourselves.
00:47Yes?
00:48It's Smith, sir. I thought after working together all these years, you might like to hang out.
00:54Senor Bullock, no here. Go away or I kill you.
00:58Sir, I can actually see you through the window.
01:09Do you want to cut off our fingers?
01:11One finger. The finger of the first person who doesn't keep their Lenten promise.
01:16I hope it's the boy.
01:18Why?
01:19I envy your youth!
01:20With Steve now in school, I've got the itch to start working again.
01:24Your chest is crazy.
01:27Definitely send me your resume.
01:29My leg!
01:30You bitch!
01:32I'm gonna sue the living crazy chest.
01:35How are you?
01:37Well, that is just fantastic.
01:40Mind if I borrow your desk rock?
01:43Are you nuts?
01:44You hired my wife?
01:46So?
01:47I also banged your daughter.
01:48And remember your 4th of July barbecue?
01:51I muff-punched your gram-gram.
01:53She was just too senile to know it.
01:56Ray, I read your report from your time spent inside Buffy's brain.
02:00Very comprehensive.
02:01Well done.
02:02Buffy, I understand you think I smell weird.
02:05But I believe it was my body wash, which I've changed.
02:09So now you should love me.
02:14Now where will you sleep, you ice queen?
02:17You think you're better than me?
02:19You're not better than me.
02:21You're going to learn a hard, hard lesson.
02:27Hayley Smith?
02:28Oh, I had a thing with her one summer.
02:31What?
02:31You and Hayley had a thing?
02:33Ha ha ha.
02:34A thing?
02:35That's a polite way of saying I tapped her like a pony keg.
02:39I banged her around so much I lost my deposit.
02:42Would appreciate it if you could refrain from any sexual reminiscing regarding Hayley whilst we take our little detour.
02:47Ah, I took a detour on Hayley.
02:50Got lost in the brush and went down a dirt road.
02:54But seriously, Amy, age ain't nothing but a number.
02:58And the number I'm thinking of is $100.
03:03My, how courting has changed.
03:05Smith, get the hell out of there.
03:06Green Taurus, chop chop.
03:07The problem isn't that she'll lose her free will.
03:09The problem is she's going to turn on her handler.
03:12But I'm her handler.
03:13No, a green Taurus.
03:15El Taurus Verde.
03:17Smith, Hayley was trained to be an unstoppable killing machine.
03:20And she won't snap out of it until you're dead.
03:24No.
03:26Goodbye, sir.
03:32Looks like a CIA brain-scrambling device.
03:36This is Dick's handiwork.
03:39Guess he finally had enough of my ribbing and got me good.
03:44Crisp doesn't need to erase your memory anymore.
03:46He wanted to erase my memory.
03:48Yeah, but don't worry.
03:49I wasn't going to let that happen.
03:51Fool!
03:52Your job is to follow CIA protocol.
03:55That's day one, bro.
03:57Did I teach you nothing?
03:59Did you let me steal an armed nuclear sub?
04:03Yes.
04:04You're a horrible protege, Stan.
04:06I'm giving you the biggest demotion in the history of jobs.
04:09Which is why it's better to put too many bullets in the head than too few.
04:13So, let's review.
04:16Mr. Bullock, Dick just shot me with a karate dart.
04:19He started...
04:21Ed.
04:23Ed.
04:25Okay, people, again.
04:27The Karari darts are not toys.
04:29They're for temporarily paralyzing your enemies.
04:32Or just chilling out to some zeppelin.
04:34Your passion for our commander-in-chief is inspiring.
04:37But I couldn't help feeling you were one good sentence away.
04:42Dupa, the president will be coming to your house for dinner.
04:45No!
04:46It's not fair!
04:47Stan, go to the quiet area.
04:50It's not milk time.
04:52It's not milk time.
04:52It's not milk time.
04:53It's not milk time.
04:53It's not milk time.
