【漫剧】仙人只想下班

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00:00:18No!

00:00:19I'm going.

00:00:19Come on!

00:00:21Come on!

00:00:22Good.

00:00:37This is the end of the battle.

00:00:37The battle for the character is done.

00:00:38It won't be done.

00:00:39The battle for the character is done.

00:00:46I'm not gonna die again.

00:00:46It's done, complete the same buff.

00:00:48Let's go.

00:00:48Take it.

00:00:53It's ok.

00:00:54You're ready.

00:00:56Go ahead.

00:00:58You got to go ahead.

00:00:58I am now.

00:00:58本市发生恶性案件

00:00:59为保障市民安全

00:01:00经济实行宵禁

00:01:01请广大市民夜间不要外出

00:01:02宵禁

00:01:04不会真的和网上所说一样

00:01:06灵气复苏了吧

00:01:06要真实灵气复苏就好了

00:01:07也不至于连个兼职都找不到

00:01:09妈妈的病不能再拖了

00:01:10万界兼职app下载完成

00:01:11什么玩意儿

00:01:12我没下东西啊

00:01:13也是病毒吧

00:01:15我可没钱换手机

00:01:16嗯

00:01:16谢不掉

00:01:17靠流氓软件

00:01:19这

00:01:20这什么中二特效

00:01:21搞什么鬼

00:01:22身份确认

00:01:23顾言

00:01:23恭喜成为万界兼职临时员工

00:01:25我

00:01:25检测到一份兼职任务

00:01:27任务内容

00:01:28今日中坛元帅会于上班

00:01:29特发布一份代班需求

00:01:30是否接取

00:01:31中坛元帅

00:01:32三太子

00:01:32找我代班

00:01:33接取任务可获临时棒

00:01:34完成后可得神通法宝修为等奖励

00:01:36神通法宝修为

00:01:37这都什么鬼玩意儿

00:01:37备注

00:01:38完成任务额外奖励一百万

00:01:39哎呀够绍的

00:01:40骗人万界也不走走心

00:01:41神话人物就算了

00:01:42还一百万

00:01:42你怎么不说一个一呢

00:01:43是否领取兼职任务

00:01:44结束就结束呗

00:01:45难道你还真能让我代班三太子

00:01:46还一百万

00:01:46检测到宿主接取任务

00:01:48任务接取成功

00:01:48什么鬼

00:01:49这是什么

00:01:50准备投送

00:01:53这这他妈上天停了

00:01:55代班人

00:01:57中坛元帅三太子

00:01:58代班任务

00:01:59承接中坛元帅日常工作

00:02:00代班时间

00:02:01一日

00:02:01代班奖励

00:02:02完成后系统自动核算

00:02:03我真上天了

00:02:08上工上工

00:02:09天天上工

00:02:10过工谁爱上谁上

00:02:11万劫兼职到底靠不靠谱

00:02:13说好的人呢

00:02:14默默唧唧的

00:02:17你就是那个代班的

00:02:19可算来了

00:02:20赶紧的

00:02:20跟小爷走

00:02:21小爷都等你半天了

00:02:22四

00:02:23不是

00:02:23元帅

00:02:24我这刚来我

00:02:25我什么我

00:02:25别磨蹭了

00:02:26花果山那帮猴崽子都该酿好新酒了

00:02:27再不去

00:02:28就让他们喝光了

00:02:36拿着

00:02:47有小爷七分神韵了

00:02:49凑合

00:02:49小子

00:02:49听好了

00:02:50这三天你就乖乖待在这当你的中坛元帅

00:02:52别出门

00:02:52别惹事

00:02:52最重要的是

00:02:53别被人发现

00:02:54不然咱俩都得完蛋

00:03:10我这就代班了

00:03:12不是

00:03:12大哥

00:03:12你倒是给我留个工作手册呀

00:03:13我现在是三太子了

00:03:15那我该干嘛

00:03:17我的妈呀

00:03:18这本人走火了算工伤吗

00:03:20西海妖乱

00:03:22娇魔王猖獗

00:03:24哪位爱卿愿为朕分忧

00:03:26别看我

00:03:27别看我

00:03:27先不去

00:03:27太白

00:03:29你向来之人善任

00:03:30可有推荐

00:03:31陛下

00:03:31那娇魔王乃太义金仙修为

00:03:33非同小可

00:03:34天庭战将中

00:03:35二郎真军正闭关

00:03:36唯有

00:03:37中坛元帅三太子可当此重任

00:03:39准

00:03:40传指

00:03:41着中坛元帅即刻点兵

00:03:43镇压南海妖乱

00:03:44不得有误

00:03:45今遵陛下拔旨

00:03:56这都什么玩意儿啊

00:03:58就没一本叫中坛元帅上岗石操指南的吗

00:04:01西桐

00:04:01西桐你睡着了

00:04:02给个新手教程会死啊

00:04:06陛下拔旨

00:04:08中坛元帅速速接旨

00:04:10陛下

00:04:11拔旨

00:04:13三太子你可算出来了

00:04:16奉陛下口谕

00:04:17命你即刻率领五营兵马

00:04:19前往南海镇压妖乱

00:04:20不得有误

00:04:21等等

00:04:21我镇压南海妖乱

00:04:23就就我

00:04:24三太子神威天下共之

00:04:26接旨吧

00:04:26这般现在辞职还来得及吗

00:04:28陈灵旨

00:04:29如此甚好

00:04:30那就敬候三太子佳音了

00:04:34佳音

00:04:35我给你送中的心都有了

00:04:37等等

00:04:39五营兵马在哪儿啊

00:04:42这些神仙上班都这么随意的吗

00:04:43交接工作呢

00:04:44系统大爷系统爷爷

00:04:46商量个事

00:04:47我现在换个兼职行不行

00:04:48这个太危险了

00:04:49已接受的任务不可更换

00:04:52舍弃将丧尸万界临时工身份

00:04:53那不行

00:04:54这可是有一百万

00:04:55老妈需要这钱治病

00:04:56怎么可能放弃

00:04:58算你狠

00:05:00不准就不准

00:05:01小爷拼了

00:05:02我就不信三万天兵

00:05:03还拼不了一个小妖

00:05:04那个系统

00:05:06我好像不会飞

00:05:08去五营兵马的轿场

00:05:09该怎么过去

00:05:10别叫了

00:05:11在那边

00:05:13昏天灵

00:05:13带他去

00:05:14以后搁罩你

00:05:15啊

00:05:19啊

00:05:20啊

00:05:21啊

00:05:27啊

00:05:35啊

00:05:36啊

00:05:37啊

00:05:38今天我就是中坛元帅

00:05:39帕格德尔

00:05:39出发

00:05:40啊

00:05:41啊

00:05:43啊

00:05:44啊

00:05:45啊

00:05:46啊

00:05:47啊

00:06:14啊

00:06:16啊

00:06:18啊

00:06:23啊

00:06:24啊

00:06:25啊

00:06:37啊

00:06:41But if there is a tree, he will not be able to go to the sea.

00:06:45I'll wait for him to take him.

00:06:48Yes, he is.

00:06:54Here's good.

00:06:56Let's see what the army looks like.

00:07:10The king of the king is not like this.

00:07:14The king of the king, you are so mad!

00:07:16The king of the king of the king, please let you go!

00:07:19Hello.

00:07:21The king of the king of the king.

00:07:25That, the king, I'm not the one who is the three king of the king.

00:07:30Do you believe me?

00:07:39Oh your God!

00:07:40You're really without the king of the king.

00:07:41Let's go for a good job.

00:07:44Let's see if you have had a bad conflict.

00:07:46추가 to launch a quarter of the king of the king.

00:07:47A complete buff.

00:07:49To be continued.

00:07:51The king of the king, you must be telling me.

00:08:03The king of the king.

00:08:05Let's play a lot of fun and play a lot of fun.

00:08:07Let's do it for me.

00:08:17Nice!

00:08:19Come on, let's try it.

00:08:38It's fun, isn't it?

00:08:46It's fun.

00:08:46Oh my God, let's play a lot.

00:08:47There's a lot of fun.

00:09:15Let's play.

00:09:18Let's go.

00:09:20Cool!

00:09:22Oh my God!

00:09:38No!

00:09:51No!

00:10:20I'm going to kill you!

00:10:22Okay, let's kill you!

00:10:42Let's kill you!

00:10:56Let's kill you!

00:11:13Let's go.

00:11:43Yes, what are you doing?

00:11:46Three, what are you doing?

00:11:48The system, the system is a mess.

00:11:49The good man is a man.

00:11:50He's going to be dead.

00:11:51The test is done.

00:11:53He's finished.

00:11:54What are you doing?

00:11:54What are you doing now?

00:11:55That's what the hell is going to be done.

00:11:56That's what the hell is going to be done.

00:11:59Let's go.陛下,

00:12:08I just had a little trouble. Let the分身代位

00:12:09go out. It's not a problem.

00:12:10It's not like this.

00:12:11Three, it's really good.

00:12:12No, no, no.

00:12:42You're just a regular guy!

00:12:43Buff already nothing!

00:12:44You're not gonna be!

00:12:46Fing out!

00:12:46You are definitely booking a buff!

00:12:49You're just gonna do it!

00:12:49It's a bit of a buff!

00:12:52Come on!

00:13:03You're not gonna be good!

00:13:03Tick to it!

00:13:04You're not gonna be good!

00:13:06You're gonna be good!

00:13:07I'm gonna be good!

00:13:08I'm gonna make a like this!

00:13:09知道了,知道了,结算,给你结算,叮!

00:13:12检测到代班任务完满结束,任务评测a级奖励正在发放

00:13:18小子,这个给你了,这次多谢你了,打的挺爽,下次有活还找你

00:13:25代班任务评测a级,恭喜宿主获得100万现金,获得奖励,三太子本源一份,助,使用后,可短暂具现三太子真身与己身,拥有其全部实力

00:13:34100万,真有,妈有救了

00:13:40How are you? How are you?

00:13:41How are you?

00:13:41We are currently at B级.

00:13:43We are still at the same time.

00:13:44We may be able to get to A级.

00:13:46A级?

00:13:47A级?

00:13:49A级的灵潮已经超出我们小队的应对范围了.

00:13:49We must ask for support.

00:13:51No.

00:13:51As soon as灵潮 is coming out,整个绍兴师都会陷陷.

00:13:54Just like three年前的川鼠一样. Let's do

00:13:56it. We have to leave. But... There is

00:13:58a hospital near the center.

00:13:59There are a lot of病患者.

00:14:01In a

00:14:01short period of time, we can't

00:14:01complete it. How many people are able to撤?

00:14:05How many people are ready to die?

00:14:06We can't let the blood flow to the area of the city.

00:14:10They're out there!

00:14:16What's wrong?

00:14:17It's not a hospital.

00:14:18We're all here.

00:14:19We're all here.

00:14:19What happened?

00:14:20We've got a lot of people.

00:14:20The hospital is the emergency.

00:14:22The hospital is a severe severe disaster.

00:14:24We will turn off the emergency.

00:14:25Please return to the hospital.

00:14:27The disaster disaster?

00:14:28No.

00:14:29It's not.

00:14:30It's not a disaster disaster.

00:14:31What happened?

00:14:32It was a disaster.

00:14:33小妍妈有点喘不上气

00:14:36没事的妈就是人多有点闷

00:14:41官府会处理好的我们先回病房

00:14:47没想到我们绍兴市

00:14:48还藏着一个新的灵性者

00:14:50你是谁

00:14:54自我介绍一下

00:14:55龙牙先依据官府一级征召令

00:14:57召召你为凌朝应对小组成员

00:14:59如果我拒绝呢

00:15:04那你母亲会和其他病人一起按原计划撤离

00:15:06你什么意思

00:15:07忘了说原定的撤离路线正好要穿过凌朝的中心爆发区

00:15:15你这是在威胁我

00:15:16我只是在帮你分析利弊选择全载你

00:15:23带路

00:15:24跟上

00:15:28你就是队长说的那个新来的

00:15:29可以啊咱们这穷乡批壤居然还能出货

00:15:32快跟姐说说你觉醒的什么能力

00:15:34姐你成年了吗

00:15:37柳青别闹灵朝还在持续扩散我们必须尽快进去

00:15:41知道了严实脑袋

00:15:43王爷柳青新人交给你们了注意安全别让他第一次就折在里面

00:15:46放心吧队长保在姐身上

00:15:48是

00:15:50吓到了吧队长的专属神通分身

00:15:53这只是他一个实力最弱的分身而已厉害吧

00:15:55分身一个一个最弱的分身就有这种压迫感

00:15:58但他的本体厉害

00:16:00顾言是吧进去之后跟进我

00:16:02给穿上高科技能保命

00:16:03怎么怂了

00:16:07第一次紧张一下不行吗

00:16:08行行行谁没个第一次

00:16:10想当年姐第一次还抱着一条大蟒蛇睡了一宿呢

00:16:12那是你蠢把妖物的藤蔓当成了树

00:16:15王爷你找死

00:16:19那个我现在说想回去

00:16:21还来得起吗

00:16:22你说呢

00:16:23我靠

00:16:26来不及了欢迎来到新世界

00:16:35小心

00:16:51看他们就走

00:16:52你看没事

00:16:53小心

00:17:04实际

00:17:05实际

00:17:05射出来

00:17:11射出来

00:17:13What's the dog doing?

00:17:17What's the dog doing?

00:17:19What's the dog doing?

00:17:20What's the dog doing?

00:17:24Hold on!

00:17:34My dog!

00:17:39How cute!

00:17:43It's not dangerous.

00:17:45Don't go ahead.

00:17:47There's something here.

00:17:49It's not dangerous.

00:17:59Let's go.

00:18:01Let's go.

00:18:02Let's go.

00:18:03Let's go.

00:18:07Let's go.

00:18:08Let's go.

00:18:24Let's go.

00:18:26Let's go.

00:18:28Let's go.

00:18:34Let's go.

00:18:45Let's go.

00:18:47Let's go.

00:18:48Let's go.

00:18:58Let's go.

00:18:59Let's go.

00:19:05Let's go.

00:19:07Let's go.

00:19:08Let's go.

00:19:09Let's go.

00:19:10Let's go.

00:19:12Let's go.

00:19:23Let's go.

00:19:24Let's go.

00:19:25Let's go.

00:19:27Let's go.

00:19:28Let's go.

00:19:29Let's go.

00:19:30Let's go.

00:19:32Let's go.

00:20:04No.

00:20:05That's enough.

00:20:05Too much.

00:20:06I'm not going to die.

00:20:07It's too high.

00:20:08It's too high.

00:20:09It's too high.

00:20:15Next.

00:20:15I'll give it to you.

00:20:16You?

00:20:17You haven't even seen anything.

00:20:18Go ahead.

00:20:18Don't move.

00:20:19It's not the chance.

00:20:26I...

00:20:27I...

00:20:44S-G?

00:20:45Let's go.

00:20:46Let's go.

00:20:46How will I launch the mode of S-G?

00:20:49The龍牙...

00:20:50The arrow is left.

00:20:52The arrow is right.

00:20:54Three天.

00:20:54三天三天老子尸体都凉快了城南的支援呐

00:21:03行吧老子进去就交代在这儿吧

00:21:12不好

00:21:17畜生老子跟你拼了

00:21:32林朝再下劲

00:21:36是是他

00:21:44蛇妖筷子倒是不小

00:21:49首先这东西的含气能动静灵性是S

00:21:59含气小颜我玩的

00:22:04是我

00:22:10不可能主神早已黄昏

00:22:12你怎么可能还有如此浓郁的神性

00:22:25会说话那正好让我看看你这长虫扛不扛揍

00:22:43这还是人吗

00:22:45这还是人吗

00:22:51还有人在操控

00:22:59吼还有力气

00:23:01不错那小爷就陪你玩个大头

00:23:09吃小爷这一招

00:23:10童年烟火

00:23:16不可能

00:23:18不可能

00:23:18这世上怎么还没有你这种魂在

00:23:20你不能杀我

00:23:21我主人

00:23:31没事吧

00:23:33没事吧

00:23:34还行

00:23:35笛子动用身体好些有点扛不住这种力量

00:23:39你你到底觉醒的什么灵性啊

00:23:41A A级

00:23:42不对

00:23:44比A级还要猛

00:23:45你是什么怪物

00:23:46叫声哥哥我就告诉你

00:23:48你你混蛋

00:23:51辛苦了

00:23:53检测到灵朝已彻底消散

00:23:54龙牙请确认情况

00:23:56总部龙牙确定灵朝已解决

00:23:58可以解除全程警戒了

00:24:06你疯了还想再来

00:24:07你没感受到吗

00:24:09是那一位的气息

00:24:10不可能绝对不可能是那一位

00:24:13他的气息早该在住身黄昏时

00:24:15就彻底消失了

00:24:16谁亲眼看见了

00:24:18他们回来了

00:24:22孙医生怎么样

00:24:24情况很不乐观

00:24:26患者的身体机能已经摔击到了极限

00:24:28常规医疗手段已经没有意义了

00:24:29那灵性力量呢

00:24:30您不是专家吗

00:24:33我的灵性力量可以暂时延缓他生命里的流逝

00:24:34但治不了本

00:24:35就像一个千疮百孔的木桶

00:24:36我能做的只是往里灌水

00:24:37却堵不住那些漏洞

00:24:38他的寿源快进了

00:24:40就就真的没有办法了吗

00:24:42除非能找到传说中可以逆天改命

00:24:44增加寿源的天才地宝

00:24:45那玩意儿要上哪儿找

00:24:46上一次东海禁区爆发

00:24:48三座沿海城市失守

00:24:49我们折了三位S级的灵性者在里面

00:24:51才勉强将他封印

00:24:59孙医生我明白了

00:25:01这段时间麻烦您了

00:25:02这是我的责任

00:25:03队长我想请个假

00:25:06你疯了你难道想去禁区

00:25:07那地方不是你一个人

00:25:08放心吧队长我不是去送死

00:25:09我只是有点私事要处理

00:25:11我知道了去吧

00:25:13别死了

00:25:15放心

00:25:18放心

00:25:25应该是那边

00:25:26好

00:25:27zuk

00:25:28我说

00:25:30我也糊了

00:25:54by面

00:26:07Let's go!

00:26:13Who are you?

00:26:16Here is the road.

00:26:18There is no road.

00:26:20Let's go for something.

00:26:22You are.

00:26:23You are.

00:26:24Only one one.

00:26:25I want it.

00:26:27That's it.

00:26:27I'm not going to go for it.

00:26:29That's all for us.

00:26:31Let's go for it.

00:26:39Are we here?

00:26:40Right.

00:26:41We're back to the原地.

00:26:46We have to go to the river.

00:26:47We must go to the river.

00:26:48We must go to the river.

00:26:55We must go to the river.

00:27:08We must go to the river.

00:27:11Just to go.

00:27:13The river has changed.

00:27:14He hasn't changed.

00:27:25Let's go further.

00:27:27Let's go.

00:28:10Oh, my God.

00:28:15Oh, my God.

00:28:45狗哥救我!

00:28:48这给我干哪儿了?

00:28:49这还是天上吗?

00:28:52事出紧急!

00:28:53得罪了狗哥!

00:28:54咋啦?

00:28:55谁敢欺负你?

00:28:57回千提放!

00:29:02别开了!

00:29:04过不了闪啦!

00:29:05狗哥,你的野生狗奶!

00:29:07顾眼你脚子给我等着!

00:29:14傻逼!

00:29:48妹妹!

00:29:53妹妹!

00:29:58美女! 灵阳送你了!

00:30:00我叫顾眼! 有缘再见!

00:30:07傻子!

00:30:20禁区!

00:30:21开什么玩笑!

00:30:22S级都团灭的地方!

00:30:24还好有萧天犬的buff!

00:30:26看来得要另外想办法才行!

00:30:28兽元!

00:30:29要说兽元!

00:30:31没有比天上里帮老家伙更专业的了!

00:30:36这天庭是多缺人啊!

00:30:38兽星!

00:30:39西王母!

00:30:40派上老君!

00:30:41只要找到一个掌管兽元的神仙袋!

00:30:43肯定能拿到严兽类的奖励!

00:30:45这可比去禁区安全多了!

00:30:52三千年一输!

00:30:54人吃了成仙了道!

00:30:55六千年一输!

00:30:56人吃了长生不老!

00:30:57九千年一输!

00:30:58人吃了与天地棋兽!

00:30:59就是你了!

00:31:01丁! 恭喜您接待班任务!

00:31:03盘桃园临时园丁!

00:31:04正在传送!

00:31:13你可算来了!

00:31:13快快快!

00:31:14东海龙王!

00:31:16老头子我还得去找东海龙王下棋呢!

00:31:17晚了位置就没了!

00:31:21看到那把新剪子没!

00:31:23三千年一输的桃树每天捡三只!

00:31:25六千年一输的捡六只!

00:31:26九千年一输的捡九只!

00:31:27记住了!

00:31:28是结果之旁边的咸业!

00:31:29捡多了伤根!

00:31:30捡少了!

00:31:30桃子长不大!

00:31:32看到那匙子没!

00:31:33先天灵犬!

00:31:34三千年的交一桶!

00:31:36六千年的交三桶!

00:31:37九千年的交十桶!

00:31:38别搞错了!

00:31:39交错了王母娘娘会扒了我的皮!

00:31:41还有那些偷嘴的云雀仙鹤!

00:31:43看见一只改一只!

00:31:44这些桃子金贵着呢!

00:31:46被啄一口品相就差了!

00:31:48还有!

00:31:49东边那片是王母娘娘新家县的品种!

00:31:50你千万别过去!

00:31:51碰坏了!

00:31:52你我都担待不起!

00:31:53对了!

00:31:54还有!

00:31:55每天早晚要用先天灵液!

00:31:58把这三千六百棵树的树干都擦拭一遍!

00:31:58等一下!

00:31:59主帝!

00:32:00怎么了!

00:32:01这!

00:32:01这么多活儿!

00:32:02都是我一个人干!

00:32:03七天之内!

00:32:04不多不多!

00:32:05老头子我平时一个人干!

00:32:07也没见累死嘛!

00:32:08小伙子!

00:32:09好好干!

00:32:10干好了!

00:32:11王母娘娘有赏!

00:32:12就这些吧!

00:32:12简单吧!

00:32:13老头我下棋去了!

00:32:19我这是被天灵当成廉价劳动力给坑了!

00:32:24盘桃啊!

00:32:26这可是真假话!

00:32:27吃一颗!

00:32:28别说我妈的病!

00:32:29我估计都能原地非生!

00:32:31要不就摘一个!

00:32:33神不知鬼不觉的!

00:32:34警告!

00:32:36偷盘桃将触犯天规第372条!

00:32:38后果包括但不现于打入凡间!

00:32:39清空修为!

00:32:39永世不得超生!

00:32:41并永久列入天庭代班黑名单!

00:32:43我就看看!

00:32:45看看不行吗!

00:32:53今日任务剩余!

00:32:55为1392颗桃树浇水!

00:32:57请宿主继续努力!

00:33:02我谢谢你啊!

00:33:05啊!

00:33:20呓!

00:33:22啊!

00:33:31You're fast!

00:33:33I'm hungry! I'm hungry! I'm hungry! I'm hungry!

00:33:37You can hear me!

00:33:45I'm hungry!

00:33:46I'm hungry!

00:34:08兵为期七日的代班任务已全部完成正在结算奖励三太子力量好用是好用但是这也太好体力了绝不会耗血条吧那小子要是干的不错给他一枚鲜果应该就足以让他乐呵乐呵了哼

00:34:11小老儿我还真是聪明

00:34:13Good, good.

00:34:14It's better than the Lord I did.

00:34:17This is a place where it is.

00:34:21The king!

00:34:25The king!

00:34:29The king!

00:34:30The king!

00:34:31The king!

00:34:32The king!

00:34:33The king!

00:34:38Please come back.

00:34:39Let's see what I'm doing.

00:34:42ел 圆收。三太子爷

00:34:44,您您说笑了。我

00:34:46我接了代班任务

00:34:47,土地神你不给我评价

00:34:48,我怎么结算奖励?赶紧的

00:34:51!三三太子真生?我这小小的盘桃源怎么把这尊沙神给招来了

00:34:56?糟了,抓过头

00:34:57,望切号了。那个,土地神

00:35:00,您别介意啊,刚刚是三太子借我的一点本源

00:35:03,挑水实在太费劲了,就动用了一下。你

00:35:05你用三太子的先天本源

00:35:07,来挑水

00:35:07?你和三太子到底是什么关系

00:35:09?这个不重要啊,

00:35:10赶紧的结算工资

00:35:11我这代班结束了得下班了

00:35:13不行绝对不行

00:35:15这小子跟那个混石魔王关系匪浅

00:35:17我要是拿个破仙果糊弄他

00:35:18回头三太子知道了

00:35:19不得把我这土地庙给掀了

00:35:20小哥看你这几日代班也是辛苦了

00:35:23本身这里有点小玩意儿

00:35:24不成敬意就当是这次的报酬了

00:35:25恭喜您完成代班代班评估中

00:35:27评估结果 A级

00:35:29恭喜您获得土地神的馈赠

00:35:30福德之气

00:35:31福德之气可略微改变人的总体运势

00:35:33增加福源

00:35:34福德之气

00:35:35不是说好的攀桃吗

00:35:36小哥您说笑了

00:35:38小老儿我就是个看园子的土地神

00:35:39哪有资格拿攀桃啊

00:35:41那是王母娘娘的东西啊

00:35:42什么玩我呢

00:35:43小哥别急

00:35:44小老儿忘了我这里还有一片宝贝

00:35:46这可不是普通的叶子

00:35:47这是三千年彭桃树的树心叶

00:35:49外面多少神仙跪着球小老儿都没给

00:35:51上次造王爷想讨一片泡茶我都没舍得

00:35:53其中蕴含着无尽的生机

00:35:55生机

00:35:56多谢土地神

00:35:57三太子的本源

00:35:59这小子到底什么来头

00:36:01我把鸭箱里的陶宴都送出去了

00:36:02三太子他应该不会再来找我麻烦了吧

00:36:05小妍这是什么呀好神奇

00:36:08妈这是医院这边找到的好东西

00:36:10能缓解您的病症

00:36:13妈我跟孙医生出去一下马上回来

00:36:16嗯

00:36:16跟我来

00:36:20胡先生这灵药确实不凡

00:36:23已经把你母亲摔解的身体机能恢复了大半

00:36:25但是经过我们用灵性检测仪的最终检测

00:36:28你母亲的根本问题是兽术已经到达了极限

00:36:31这片叶子能吊住命但无法逆转天命

00:36:33想要真正救它必须找到能直接增加寿源的东西

00:36:35我明白了我会尽快弄逃

00:36:38接下来还要麻烦孙医生了

00:36:39胡先生客气了我们也会尽力维持

00:36:45寿术

00:36:48看来开守盘桃员这种外围工作根本没用

00:36:49想要拿到盘桃寿桃或者九转金单

00:36:52必须进入天庭的核心圈

00:36:53可该怎么办

00:37:00丁检测到一份由高级神奇三太子自主发送的长期兼职邀请

00:37:03是否立即查看

00:37:04自主发送长期难道是那位爷

00:37:07查看

00:37:12好家伙这位爷是真的一点都不装啊

00:37:14反天都敢光明正大写在招聘需求里

00:37:16等等额外报仇

00:37:19三太子可是天庭顶级关二玉帝的外首

00:37:22对他来说九转金单可能难但搞一枚盘桃或者寿星的寿桃

00:37:25应该不是问题吧

00:37:25接取

00:37:29我靠升官了就是不一样没走错地方吧

00:37:32好小子够义气真来了

00:37:34三太子您说的那个额外报仇是真的吧

00:37:36当然小爷我什么时候说话不算数过

00:37:38说吧你要什么只要你帮小爷代班一年

00:37:40别说一件十件八件小爷都给你弄来

00:37:42果真什么都能弄来

00:37:43废话这天庭上下还有小爷我弄不来的东西

00:37:46三太子大气那小子想要一枚盘桃不知

00:37:49我还以为什么事呢行不就是一枚盘桃嘛小事一桩

00:37:53只要你给小爷好好代班别说一枚你想吃一框小爷都给你摘来

00:37:56好好多谢三太子这代班我接了好兄弟讲义气

00:38:05这是

00:38:06三坛调令拿着它天坛地坛水坛的一切兵马你都能调动

00:38:09三坛一切兵马那岂不是说天上神将民间山神土地四海龙王水府

00:38:13都归我节制

00:38:15差不多吧不过平时没用得有御帝法指打仗的时候才行

00:38:18行了小爷我赶时间剩下的你自己摸索

00:38:22猴子马上就要反了我得赶紧找个好位置开戏去

00:38:25等等三太子你刚才说谁要反了

00:38:30我靠大圣

00:38:33猴哥第一次反天我现在是三太子

00:38:37按西游记的剧情第一个当先锋大将的不就是三太子吗我我不会要上吧

00:38:42三坛海会大神听旨陛下有旨令你速速前往灵霄宝殿一事不得有误

00:38:46来真的了我是躲不掉了死就死吧

00:38:53拖塔天王李靖三坛海会大神何在

00:38:56末将在

00:38:58三太子那花过山妖猴自封齐天大圣树齐返天罪不容诛

00:39:02朕先命你为征讨大元帅命拖塔天王李靖为副帅务必将那妖猴给朕申请归案

00:39:06陈灵旨

00:39:07系统系统救命啊再不给临时霸佛这次代班要成绝唱啊

00:39:10他这是怎么了为什么不接旨呢

00:39:12陈灵旨

00:39:14三太子末将已率本部三千神兵整状待发属下魂缘散已开可护大军前行抵御妖分

00:39:28区区妖猴也敢妄称齐天剑之华天下之大吉众将听令出发哈平花过山生擒那妖猴

00:39:38系统系统你睡着了吗再不出来真要跟侯哥拼命了一棒再来

00:39:43哼我这小身板连渣都胜不下喂

00:39:47并未检测到宿主需要临时Buff加持无触发条件

00:39:51我泥马

00:39:58我说莲偶天上那个怎么跟你长得一模一样

00:40:02猴子傻眼了吧你猜猜哪个才是真的

00:40:07俺老孙管你哪个是真的敢来俺花过山讨伐就都吃俺老孙一棒

00:40:16吃俺老孙一棒

00:40:20吃俺老孙一棒

00:40:22要死了

00:40:23要死了

00:40:23妖猴休得畅狂看我喧发反腐

00:40:40小子可以啊还挺能撑不过再这么下去你可就要露馅了放开心神小爷来接管

00:40:48三太子你可算来了

00:40:54呆老婆猴休走吃小爷一枪

00:41:07好你个莲偶玩得一手好戒体之法不过这小子的肉身可扛不住俺老孙几棒子

00:41:12要不你换本体来打才过瘾猴子少来小爷我正在休假呢还不高兴出来陪你玩玩就得了

00:41:25猴子别演了外面那群笨蛋也看不出名堂带上这小子咱们去你洞里喝几杯小爷我带了好酒

00:41:31哼好

00:41:37哎哟不打了不打了烦死了

00:41:41带破猴修走

00:41:44安老孙眼技不错吧

00:41:46死猴子掩我呢

00:41:53我说猴子你这是吃了什么灵丹妙药怎么感觉你比上次从八卦炉出来时还强了小爷我差点都压不住你了

00:41:59嘿你这莲藕才用了几分力故弄鬼呢小子喝酒

00:42:02那个大盛三太子咱们在里面喝酒外面还打着呢这样真的没事吗

00:42:07怕什么外面那群虾兵蟹将能看清楚小爷和猴子部下的身外化身才有鬼了

00:42:12嘿你这小子有点意思你那变化之术连俺老孙的火眼睛睛都看不出破绽

00:42:16大盛过誉了小子只是侥幸获得了三太子的一点本源而已小爷我要翘班天庭那帮家伙眼尖得很

00:42:21普通的变化之术瞒不过去干脆就分了点本源给他一劳永逸

00:42:24小子你从凡间来的吧凡间现在有什么好玩的东西没给小爷说说总不能一直在这跟猴子干凑眼喝酒吧

00:42:30好玩的大盛三太子我这里还真有一个特别好玩的东西

00:42:34这个好玩就玩这个这个好这个好不过这个好像要四个人才能玩吧

00:42:39咱们这里只有三个啊这有何难三缺一嘛小事一桩

00:42:42你们等着小爷现在就去把二哥拉过来凑一桩

00:42:46二二哥不会吧不会是我想的那一位吧哪一位

00:42:52二哥二哥快出来

00:42:54三太子你不在花果山征讨腰猴跑到我这灌江口来做什么

00:42:57二哥别提那破事了我找了个绝世好玩的宝贝

00:43:00三缺一就等你了好玩的

00:43:02Yes, it's a good game. You know I'm sure you don't have to do it.

00:43:07Go on!

00:43:09Go on!

00:43:10Go on!

00:43:13Don't!

00:43:14Go on!

00:43:15I'm going to get you!

00:43:16Careful! I'm going to get one card.

00:43:17Your card is too bad.

00:43:19Don't go.

00:43:19I'm going to be happy.

00:43:20Come on!

00:43:21I'm so happy!

00:43:22Hurry up!

00:43:22I'm going to get you.

00:43:23I'm going to get you.

00:43:28Don't you!

00:43:28Why the people!

00:43:29We gave him the Lord.

00:43:30The battle in the Lord is the capital and the Lord is the king,

00:43:31Look at the enemy's inseminable,

00:43:32and you can't see it.

00:43:34The three soldiers, you're too worried.

00:43:35Nothing bad.

00:43:36Two brothers, I'll say you!

00:43:37The Gr сделали to you and the man is the huh for us.

00:43:39There's really interesting these guys!

00:43:41Why are we this?

00:43:41This is the battle at the beginning.

00:43:43Which is what it is?.

00:43:45Come

00:43:45on! Two

00:43:45brothers, don't get the smile on the face. I'll

00:43:46play some of you. You're

00:43:47worried that you're not making it. I'll

00:43:49tell you. That's

00:43:50true. Two brothers!

00:43:52I've never

00:43:52heard the last thing. I'll tell

00:43:54you.

00:43:54Now, the boy is a three-year-old, so he's got enough.

00:43:56Let's go.

00:43:59You're a little guy. You're not a three. What's that?

00:44:02The three-year-old? I can't say that.

00:44:03I'm a plane, I'm a guy.

00:44:04It's not a rule.

00:44:05Right, right, it's not a rule.

00:44:07I'm a fool. I'm not waiting.

00:44:08Don't go.

00:44:11We're done.

00:44:11The three-year-old is winning.

00:44:12It's almost a day, a day.

00:44:17You're a fool.

00:44:20You're a fool.

00:44:21不好老头子好像发现了不打了不打了你这莲藕想赖账不行说好了打完这一圈的三太子你答应我事三位大神三位大神息怒猴子二哥这可不怪我你们也听到了外面那老头子在叫了再不出去小爷我不对是你小子

00:44:36麻烦可就大了那个大圣真君这个斗地主咱们可以以后再玩吗别以为安老孙不知道这次出去了那玉帝老儿肯定又要派新的兵马来镇压安老孙到时候还怎么玩大圣这个好办只要让玉帝承认您齐天大圣这个称号赵安您不就没人来打

00:44:46打扰您了吗到时候咱们有的是时间玩玉帝生性多疑心高气傲他不可能认可一个妖猴与天同气放心吧我有办法玉帝他会认的大圣您待会出去后就按照我说的这样再这样好就这么办父王孩儿孩儿不是那妖猴的对手你二十八星宿九一星军普天星象听本王号令

00:45:12陆下天罗帝王给本王镇压此辽

00:45:16太太强了三太子殿下竟然和这样恐怖的存在足足对战了一天一夜还有谁

00:45:32还有谁想跟安老孙耍耍三太子殿下真的太猛了

00:45:33跟着妖猴打了一天一夜才力竭落败是啊那巨灵神一招都扛不住

00:45:39二十八星宿一个照面就溃了殿下竟然能扛住一天一夜

00:45:50义子回去再跟你算账冰金烧兵

00:46:02鬼天平复命小子你这戏演得不错啊

00:46:05回头多讲老孙几招

00:46:20那个斗地主的门道启禀陛下

00:46:23臣率十万天兵讨伐妖猴然那妖猴神通广大

00:46:24我军不能取胜特回宫复命恳请陛下天兵脚除区区一妖猴竟有这般本事

00:46:30还要天兵

00:46:30望陛下恕罪那妖猴神通广大

00:46:32先拜聚灵神又打伤了我的臂膀还扬言道只要封他为齐天大圣

00:46:36他便即刻修兵来头如若不然他还要打上这灵霄宝殿放肆

00:46:40妖猴竟如此狂妄来人着重将即刻点兵

00:46:43势必将此妖猴碎尸万段陛下息怒

00:46:45那妖猴不过一山野之辈不知天高地厚若再加兵与他争斗

00:46:48有损天庭威严不若下一道招安圣旨就依了他

00:46:50封他做个齐天大圣

00:47:00他管理任何事物也不给他发一分俸禄就把他养在天上好吃好喝看着

00:47:04既能收了他的邪心又能彰显陛下您的人德宽厚一个虚名换三界乾坤安宁

00:47:10何乐而不为这个逆子居然还有此等头脑太白金星何在

00:47:11老臣在你即刻前往花果山就封那妖猴为齐天大圣

00:47:15臣领旨三太子此番你虽为秦德妖猴

00:47:18却也与他苦战一日一夜未退半步朕心甚畏

00:47:21准你回府好生休养

00:47:23谢陛下龙恩搞定果然和原剧情一样接下来就是平稳度过代班我的盘桃

00:47:29有希望了搞定赵安破猴这破事总算平了圣旨在手

00:47:34猴哥应该能消停一阵子了吧这才叫生活没KPI

00:47:36没甲方每天就躺着摸鱼美滋滋什么动静太白金星回来了看来赵安挺顺利

00:47:54谁卧槽

00:47:55大盛您怎么来了你不是应该去领奖了吗嗨

00:48:02那破玩意儿有啥好领的小子

00:48:03快跟安老孙走走去哪儿啊三缺一三缺一

00:48:11什么三缺一还能是啥上次你不是说还有个更好玩的麻将吗走走

00:48:12欧巴和杨姐那小子已经在那什么齐天大圣府等着了快快快

00:48:15就缺你了不是

00:48:15大盛我这刚躺下屁股还没做热呢你躺什么躺

00:48:19年轻人要多活动走起

00:48:25死猴子怎么才来再不来小爷都快睡着了急什么

00:48:27这不是把人带来了吗来来来

00:48:29小子坐这儿谁能想到我一个凡间射出有朝一天能混到和这三位一桌打麻将

00:48:40你碰了我的发财还不杠我靠死猴子

00:48:41你阴我糊了清一色

00:48:52一条龙不打了那个小子大圣您说

00:48:57安老孙跟你商量个事呗安老孙出来也有些日子了怪想花果山那帮猴子猴孙的

00:48:58所以你能不能替安老孙带钱班死猴子

00:49:07你当着小爷的面挖人你还要不要脸了什么叫挖人安老孙是跟他商量再说了

00:49:14你那破元帅府有啥活不就是天天坐着发呆吗让这小子去给安老孙看看桃园活动活动筋骨怎么了哼

00:49:20怎么了那是小爷我先找的代班他的人事关系还在我这你想用就用你问过小爷我的意见吗哦

00:49:24那你现在知道了安老孙正式通知你一声好

00:49:25好你个毕马温

00:49:28我看你是皮又痒了今天小爷就让你知道知道花儿为什么这样红看枪

00:49:38来得好好这才有点意思再来再来

00:49:52冲快我就知道这俩活哪是想商量事根本就是找个由头打架这都第几次了上上次是为了抢最后一块桂花糕上次是为了谁先胡牌又开始了开盘了

00:49:54开盘了我赌这次还是那猴子赢

00:49:55他最近刚被招安风头正胜

00:50:10气运加深那可未必三太子帮天庭打架未必多认真给自己打架那不用说我赌一百回合内分不出胜诉再接小爷一枪来得好死猴子

00:50:22有本事别躲那你先别动定这下老实了吧想定小爷陪你玩玩真当小爷动不了啊给小爷顶住

00:50:43下去吧你不打了不打了打不赢你这死猴子谁让你这家伙是天命之子人气比小爷高承让承让那代班的事行行行看在你下街市去看猴子的份上小爷不跟你计较让他去让他去小子

00:50:44听见没替俺老孙看好园子啊

00:50:49园子什么园子

00:50:53是否接取接取后当前三潭海会大神代班任务将暂时冻结盘

00:51:16盘桃源竟然还可以中途领取其他的代班任务暂停之前的领取任务内容代班齐天大圣任务时间三日任务奖励根据代班完成评定小子盘桃源接下来就拜托你了你小子别忘了三天后来小爷这里代班我现在也算是齐天大圣了让猴子管桃林

00:51:46也不知道是哪个天才想出来的主意简直是人才等等我记得圆柱猴子可是摘过盘桃的而且屁是美的我现在是代班齐天大圣那我是不是也可以摘竟然真的可以上一次我来这儿当临时工累得跟狗一样摸一下

00:52:03别说吃了连摸一下都要被系统警告这一次竟然真的可以我发了三千年艺术使用后能成千两道体验身轻六千年艺术使用后能长生不老狭狙飞生九千年艺术使用后能与天地骑寿日月同羹

00:52:21竟然真的没有反应

00:52:35真的没有反应猴哥还是面子大盘桃金丹吃个饱我这也是沾光了三千年的盘桃能够成仙得道六千年的能飞升那九千年的是不是堪比老君的九爪金丹

00:52:47要不试试好拨一拨单车便摩托这

00:53:16检测到宿主试图摘取九千年盘桃该行为超出齐天大圣代班全线范围强行摘取将触发王母娘娘禁止警报代班身份将立即暴露任务强制终止大圣的面子也不好使了吗九千年盘桃我还真想尝一尝可惜了行吧做人不能太贪心六千年的也不亏

00:53:42六千年一熟人吃了侠举飞升长生不老不知道是不是真的不好能量太强了撑不住了

00:54:05不行必须得想办法完了我这也算是第一个把自己撑死的主权吧小子胆子不小啊凡人之躯也敢深啃六千年的盘桃

00:54:18听好了小子别分心安老孙现在传你一套功法你按照口诀运端引导这股仙气归入丹田速速炼化

00:54:46多谢大圣救命之恩一颗盘桃居然让你小子突破了天仙境多亏了大圣的功法不然小子是肯定做不到的行了行了

00:55:14不必谢安老孙你这小子胆子是真肥吃三千年的大概还能勉强扛住你倒好直接奔着六千年的去了大圣我那也是不知道对了您刚才传我的那套口诀是什么功法感觉好厉害一下子就平息了大品天仙诀小子你真是走了斗屎运大品大圣您这对安老孙的看家本领怎么样够意思吧

00:55:40多谢大圣大圣之恩小子铭记在心里行了行了别拍马屁了这功法就当是你给安老孙代班的奖励了赶紧的滚回去给那联友代班不然他又该来找安老孙麻烦了对了以后这长久代班任务安老孙这儿你得常来随叫随叫临时代班任务结束任务评级S级恭喜您获得终极奖励大品天仙诀大圣毫毛三根恭喜宿主突破天仙之境这小子真练成了

00:56:10小子你运气还真不错借助安老孙的大品天仙诀以及盘桃你竟然挣到了天仙天仙我成仙了还是五仙最高的天仙对你小子服务员看来不小走吧走吧我爸还等着呢多谢大圣那小子就先告退了怪了这大品天仙诀当年菩提老祖说可是给安老孙量身打造的三界之内除了安老孙应该没人能练才对啊怎么这小子一上手

00:56:38就这么契合那掀起入体的速度比安老孙当年还快好像这功法天生就该塌恋一样想那么多做甚伸桃子去小妍这是什么好香啊妈

00:57:05这是药能治好你的病的先药来张嘴吃一口就好好终于要好了这这怎么可能生命力指数直接突破了健康成年男性的标准还在这见鬼了顾先生您找到了运气还不错厉害妈这是

00:57:32这股黑气和上次城南公园灵巢爆发时那条S级黑蛇身上的一模一样为什么会出现在我妈身上这是禁区之主的印记你母亲怎么会沾染上这个东西禁区之主那是什么是禁区最高意志的标记拥有这个印记的人只有一个称呼禁区之主的载体不好灵巢爆发了这栋大楼正在变成一个新的灵巢爆发点不不是爆发点是禁区之主被你母亲的生命力引动要提前降临了

00:58:00你母亲就是她降临的门他怎么飞了他最近听起来越来越奇怪了是禁区禁区之主降临了禁区之主那可是连S级强者都隐恨的存在我们怎么等三百年了终于终于又感应到他们的气息了

00:58:18绝不能让他们回来队长怎么解决无解除非能正面干掉进区之主但那东西好我知道了妈等我一会儿就一会儿

00:58:38富岩你别冲动谁谁疯了吗小子你可千万别出事啊挡住他们身后就是居民区一步都不能退

00:59:07撑住阿伟撑住

00:59:09挡住挡住挡住你干什么

00:59:45Oh, my God.

01:00:14Oh, my God.

01:01:07Oh, my God.

01:01:09Oh, my God.

01:02:05Oh, my God.

01:02:08Oh, my God.

01:02:20Oh, my God.