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00:00:00I'm sorry.
00:00:00Two years ago, this house was a big mess.
00:00:02The village was a big mess.
00:00:04They were all killed in the house.
00:00:05They were killed in the house.
00:00:06It's a big mess.
00:00:07I'm sorry.
00:00:07I'm sorry.
00:00:09I'm sorry.
00:00:10This is a big mess.
00:00:11This is a big mess.
00:00:28Two years ago, this house was another normal.
00:00:29Your keep killing her leading houses.
00:00:30You're not dead safe.
00:00:31You're a cabin here for me.
00:00:32They're dead.
00:00:39You're more the other one.
00:00:39You have to drive just the front field?
00:00:40You're a nice man.
00:00:41Now, if you're a busy employee, you have to be with one guy.
00:00:43I'm not sure what you do.
00:00:43You're good.
00:00:45We've got a good house.
00:00:46There's still a house.
00:00:48It's just a little bit small.
00:00:51It's a little bit expensive.
00:00:52It's a $500.
00:00:53You're good.
00:00:55Let's tell you what you're going to tell me.
00:00:59Why are you so cheap?
00:01:00It's a house that two years ago.
00:01:03It's a good house.
00:01:05It's a good price.
00:01:06I'm not sure what you're going to do.
00:01:07It's a perfect price.
00:01:08You're dumb, you really are.
00:01:12You're free shipping.
00:01:13You're free.
00:01:14You can't stay safe.
00:01:15You're not in a shed.
00:01:15You're not in a shed.
00:01:16You don't want to walk any evidence.
00:01:17You want your to pay for this.
00:01:18What are we going to do?
00:01:23You'll have to buy shoes.
00:01:26If you don't have to buy shoes, you can't save money.
00:01:28I'm not alone.
00:01:31That's why I need a lot of open.
00:01:33Thirdly, it's important to get to 4.
00:01:35Why?
00:01:37How much?
00:01:38How much?
00:01:39How much?
00:01:40How can I do this?
00:01:45Young girl, you just said you were at the gate?
00:01:47Yeah.
00:01:48It was also the shop shop.
00:01:49Yeah.
00:01:50It was the shop shop.
00:01:50Yeah, I was not shop shop shop.
00:01:51Why?
00:01:52Because it's the shop shop shop.
00:01:53It's a good job.
00:01:55But you know that the world's big.
00:02:01It's the way you're going to buy it.
00:02:02It's a good job.
00:02:04It's a good job.
00:02:04If you look at the house,
00:02:05I'll
00:02:05make this payment.
00:02:08You'll give me a rent right here.
00:02:08You're going to buy
00:02:13That's exactly what you're going to buy.
00:02:14That simple.
00:02:14Do you want it to click on the sky?
00:02:15Try to click on your shipn handle?
00:02:17complacent will.
00:02:23What you can take on your ship in the sky?
00:02:24You want something to see.
00:02:26I always want this slurping Trek talking.
00:02:28I just let the magnate.
00:02:31You're not afraid to call them.
00:02:33You said you're a god, you're a god?
00:02:35I think you're a god.
00:02:39Don't worry.
00:02:39You'll just put it in here.
00:02:40But you!
00:02:42It's okay.
00:02:43I'm not afraid of the ghost.
00:02:44You're a god, don't worry.
00:02:45You're afraid later.
00:02:47Sorry, sir.
00:02:47I still feel that the sound of the sound is better than your voice.
00:02:49Don't worry, sir.
00:02:50My wife, I'm hungry.
00:02:51You're hungry for dinner.
00:02:52Let's go to the first dinner.
00:02:53Let's go to the hospital.
00:02:56The chief, the house of the house was people buy.
00:03:01What time?
00:03:01You're a little scared.
00:03:02这怎么可能
00:03:02那可是出了名的凶宅
00:03:03传闻还闹鬼
00:03:03谁会傻的去买
00:03:04是南珠村那个傻子秀才
00:03:05都怪他们下手太快了
00:03:06而且听说还给苏鲁五十两
00:03:06云掌柜眼都没眨就卖给他了
00:03:07那么好的宅子
00:03:08可惜了
00:03:09急什么
00:03:09是我的宅子
00:03:10迟早都是我的
00:03:11谁也拿不走
00:03:12大人
00:03:12要不还像以前那样
00:03:13晚上我带点人去吓吓他们
00:03:14那傻子可不是好吓的
00:03:15不过
00:03:15毕竟是出了十几条人命的凶宅
00:03:17万一当然会闹鬼啊
00:03:18万一刘儿傻天不怕
00:03:19地不怕
00:03:19偏偏就怕鬼呢
00:03:20如果能把他吓跑
00:03:21那是最好不过
00:03:22吓不跑
00:03:22再想其他办法
00:03:23好 你去吧
00:03:24记住
00:03:24既然要动手就得狠一点
00:03:25知道了大人
00:03:26今天晚上我把他的魂都吓掉
00:03:30师傅不是才吃了饭吗
00:03:32还要生活做什么
00:03:32当然是做面皮
00:03:33不过不是吃的
00:03:33是敷在脸上的
00:03:34为了庆祝我们搬来新家
00:03:35今晚我决定跟大家玩个游戏
00:03:36玩躲猫猫吗
00:03:36对
00:03:37好嘞
00:03:37小流星 小风风
00:03:38你们躲 我来找
00:03:38不过这一次
00:03:40我们玩点不一样的
00:03:40为了增加点气氛
00:03:41我会给你们化妆
00:03:42你们还要穿上
00:03:43与平时不一样的衣服
00:03:44谁先来
00:03:44我 我 我
00:03:45媳妇 先给我
00:03:47记住了啊
00:03:49从现在开始你就不是人了
00:03:49你是一个鬼差
00:03:50两只手随时都要向前平身
00:03:51走路要跳着走
00:03:52记住了
00:03:52记住了
00:03:54我能不能当个吊死鬼
00:03:58我为啥想当吊死鬼啊
00:03:59因为伏风最怕吊死鬼
00:04:08夫人 要不我找个地方躲起来
00:04:10但还是得给你化个妆
00:04:11好了 你们自己找地方歇着
00:04:12等会儿听到有动静
00:04:13就是游戏开始了
00:04:14你们就出来抓别人
00:04:15谁抓的人最多
00:04:15谁就赢
00:04:16我藏出房
00:04:17我肯定要藏在梁上
00:04:18不过我不会说是哪间屋子
00:04:19都给我听好了
00:04:22进去之后分头走
00:04:23一人一个
00:04:23必须要他们的活下出来
00:04:25放心吧 顺哥
00:04:26要不是头一回了
00:04:44别跑
00:04:45别跑
00:04:47放开我 救命啊
00:04:48叫吧 尽情地叫吧
00:04:49叫破喉咙也没人来
00:04:51别叫 别叫
00:04:52我不会吃你的
00:04:54肯定是小吴风
00:04:54胆子真小
00:04:55放床上去吧
00:05:04我死得好冤哪
00:05:06快放我下去
00:05:07你不放我下来
00:05:09我就要你上去
00:05:10你别过来啊
00:05:12我不跟你上去
00:05:12救命啊
00:05:13肯定是优燃居的伙计
00:05:14来一起玩了
00:05:15别跑
00:05:15跟我上去
00:05:15别跑
00:05:23我带你上去不是
00:05:24这箱子里的东西
00:05:26到底是不是人啊
00:05:32抓住你了
00:05:33抓住你了
00:05:34别跑
00:05:34我不会吃你
00:05:37我死得好惨啊
00:05:38我死得好惨啊
00:05:43我也死得好惨啊
00:05:48这宅子里真的闹鬼了这回
00:05:50那傻子一家的魂肯定被吓出来了
00:05:52你 你是个什么东西
00:05:55You're fine.
00:05:56Come up so I'm gonna fight.
00:06:00He's not up to me.
00:06:00He's not he's done.
00:06:02He's gone.
00:06:05You'll ring.
00:06:11I'm a little like that.
00:06:14You're fucked.
00:06:15That's a lie.
00:06:15There's some smoke.
00:06:15There's a boar guy.
00:06:16A hidden dinosaur.
00:06:16There's a pod.
00:06:17There's a dog.
00:06:18The guy's dead wasn't.
00:06:20You're just like a problem.
00:06:22You're just the devil.
00:06:24The girl's dead.
00:06:24You are what are you talking about?
00:06:27Who said I don't have a face?
00:06:30Look, I have so many faces.
00:06:32You don't have a face?
00:06:33I'm not sure.
00:06:37I'm not sure.
00:06:38I'm not sure.
00:06:38I'm sorry.
00:06:40I'm sorry.
00:06:41I'm sorry.
00:06:42I'm sorry.
00:06:43I'm sorry.
00:06:44I'm sorry.
00:06:46I'm sorry.
00:06:57I'm sorry.
00:06:58Guys, I am sorry.
00:06:58Who took that face?
00:07:02Who is this guy?
00:07:04Who is that?
00:07:04Who doesn't look like the target?
00:07:05Who's it?
00:07:05Try it!
00:07:06Let's take a look.
00:07:06You gotta know, this world is too chaotic.
00:07:09There are so many people who do not think we are villains.
00:07:10You should be careful.
00:07:12This world has so many enemies and evil people.
00:07:14Like who's in the past?
00:07:15This guy is dead in my house.
00:07:17It is just a dangerous face.
00:07:18We should not mess with this whole thing.
00:07:19It's a lot of answers.
00:07:21He's useless to assist people.
00:07:24All right, let's go to bed.
00:07:25We'll have a meeting tomorrow.
00:07:29Little girl, I've seen you.
00:07:31You can do it.
00:07:33My friend, you said that the maid is good.
00:07:35My friend, you can just say anything.
00:07:37That's what I'm saying.
00:07:38The maid is already gone.
00:07:39But she's father's father's father told her.
00:07:41She didn't even let her go.
00:07:43That's it.
00:07:44It's my wife.
00:07:45How can I do it?
00:07:47Little girl, I don't want to do it.
00:07:49But you've already helped me.
00:07:51I won't let you do it again.
00:07:53You said you want to take it?
00:07:56I want to take it!
00:07:58You want to take it?
00:07:58You want to take it?
00:07:59You can take it.
00:08:00You don't need to take it.
00:08:02We don't know what's going on.
00:08:03It's easy.
00:08:04I'll take you to meet her.
00:08:05You can ask her.
00:08:06I'll take her.
00:08:07Don't you?
00:08:08Don't worry about those rules.
00:08:09If she wants, she'll be able to take it.
00:08:13You know what's going on in the room?
00:08:16You'll be waiting for me.
00:08:17I'll take it.
00:08:27She's going to kill her.
00:08:27I'm not an accountant.
00:08:27It's me.
00:08:29Let's turn.
00:08:31A Long었어...
00:08:31You can do what she's doing here.
00:08:32I'm going to take you to see me.
00:08:35She's in the house.
00:08:37Where's she?
00:08:38She's in the village.
00:08:40She's outside.
00:08:41Okay.
00:08:41Let me go.
00:08:41Oh
00:09:11親親娘啦!
00:09:13瘋子妹妹 你亂說什麼呢?
00:09:14哪有還沒成親就那個的?
00:09:15是啊 妹妹 不合理說 不合理說
00:09:18你倆還沒成親就穿一條褲子 一致對外了是吧?
00:09:20不管你們了
00:09:21本小姐雖然樂意成人之美
00:09:22但絕對不樂意當面吃狗糧
00:09:23一邊玩去啦
00:09:26林姐姐
00:09:27明天我親自去你家提親
00:09:28瘋子妹妹 我爹怕是不會答應
00:09:30而且最近來家裡說親的人很多
00:09:31我爹他 他好像已經有中意的了
00:09:32是你嫁又不是你爹嫁
00:09:33他中意管什麼用
00:09:34但婚姻大事要聽父母之命
00:09:35又来
00:09:36那这样吧
00:09:36你爹那边不用担心
00:09:37我去办
00:09:37不过想要办成
00:09:38最近可能会有一些流言蜚语
00:09:39可能得委屈你一下
00:09:39我不怕
00:09:40只要能嫁给向东哥
00:09:41我什么都不怕
00:09:42这就对了嘛
00:09:43这就叫爱的双向奔赴
00:09:44你就回去等好消息吧
00:09:57二傻子 找门
00:09:59妹
00:10:00我的娘的
00:10:03你去相声社团进修过了是吧
00:10:04叫错了 叫亲家亲家
00:10:23开门我就知道这风盒子上门没好事打死不开亲家快开门了你胡来叫个什么谁是你亲家了媳妇
00:10:31开了方世伯谁是你世伯你不要乱叫世伯你别发火对身体不好我们今天是来定亲的流行
00:10:32把聘礼拿上来
00:10:38我不要你们的聘礼都拿走
00:10:55都拿走世伯要是觉得不够我再翻倍我方百周缺这几个银子告诉你们我闺女就算嫁给路边的叫花子也绝对不会嫁给你哥那他还能嫁给谁啊你真以为这个世上就只有你哥是个男人还是你真的以为我女儿没有人要除了我哥他还真嫁不了别人笑话
00:11:16今天我就告诉你什么叫人外有人高山村的何田翁下巴村的李家早就让媒婆上门了还有急上的范园外家昨天也来过了疯婆子我问你这三家哪一家不比你相家强十倍百倍世伯婚姻大事要多想范园外内火坑也推你是不是亲爹啊我不用想今天我就让人去回话只要他们三家任一家点个头我女儿的婚事就定了定了媳妇咋办讲道理行不通金钱攻势也失败既然A计划不行
00:11:46本小姐姓向明熙是个疯批现在本小姐又要开始发疯了二傻子干活了是记住不许乱说林姐姐的坏话咱们要说咱们自己的去告诉全村人咱们有多想跟方家结亲好嘞林姑娘马上要嫁人了俺这个傻子准备作为陪嫁丫鬟一起搬过去住了俺一天要吃石头猪还要天天半夜敲铜锣谁娶林姑娘俺就睡谁家正房老子不管你是什么秀才
00:11:52你敢上门讹诈老子今天要打死你我女儿就是死也不会带你这个陪嫁你追不上追不上啊
00:11:54追不上追不上啊
00:11:58追不上村长
00:12:16村长在哪儿向长安你再不出来就要死人了向长安这就是你们向家的好女婿今天你必须给我一个说法来人把那傻子给我绑起来你们都来追我呀你们一个都追不上俺要跟着去吃石头猪
00:12:24把所有人都叫出来老子今天不信咱一个村的人还抓不住一个傻子抓不到我
00:12:25抓不到我夫人
00:12:27这样是不是不太好方家的名声没事
00:12:31这叫兵不血刃女孩子的心思你就别猜了我们走师父
00:12:33我们去哪儿咱们三个人要去三个地方福丰
00:12:35你去高山村的河家流行
00:12:41你去下巴村的李家大
00:12:43大神
00:12:43这位小公子 你是不是想问路这
00:12:46不 不是那是口渴了
00:12:48想喝水这 也不是那你是要做什么其实我就想跟你说个事你们村河田翁前些日子是不是跟绣水村的方家提亲了小公子
00:13:01这关你啥事是这样的我是来好心提醒河家的方家那方灵二自然是极好的大侠闺秀
00:13:09贤良淑德可是可是他有一个亿父亿母的疯子小姑子啊啥意思那向家疯婆子放话了他说他跟林姑娘他每个月就家里住二十九天稍不顺息他就往井里下巴豆
00:13:19把南方家的猪全都剃成秃头还要让南方全家每天早上计较时分起来给他翻跟头请安不瞒你说那疯婆子的傻子相公连行李都打包好了又等着方姑娘出嫁他们好跟着去新郎关家里混吃混喝呢就这样了
00:13:30大事我可得赶紧逃了要是被那疯子听见非剥落我的皮不可引狼入世啊娶了两个活颜王你们听说没何家提亲的那个方姑娘摘上不干净的东西了对对对被向家那疯婆子
00:13:58和傻舅才给缠上了听说谁娶她傻子就带着铺盖卷去谁家睡正房还要把全家剃兔头我的娘太吓人了小夫人下次就算是拯救天下我也绝对绝对绝对不干了这位这位少侠您是不是赶路缺盘缠了小爷我就那么想要饭的不是不是若是少侠累了可在我家歇歇吃顿便饭我跟你说过小爷我不是要饭的小爷我来路见不平八道相助今日我从秀水村路过请问你们家
00:14:18去跟方百舟家提亲想娶方灵二姑娘过门没错我奉我家向疯子之命特来提前恭喜我家主子说了方姑娘她视若长嫂既然你们李家要娶那以后咱们就是亲戚了亲戚对主子派我来以后就常驻你们李家院子只要你们家公子敢大声跟方姑娘说一句话我就卸她一条胳膊要是敢惹方姑娘掉一滴眼泪我就每天半夜在你家床头披柴李家家主你快给你家公子量量尺寸
00:14:43我好看看这斧子看哪儿挥手多谢少家提点这门亲事我们李家高喷不起啊不用谢我主子交代了你们跑不掉的我去也食不杀一人千里不留行事了服一去深藏公与名疯婆子你来我家做什么范园外好久不见火气怎么这么大了今天我来找你是想跟你商量个事我就想让你家别娶方家的方灵二啥我家娶方家的姑娘关你屁事你有什么资格不让我家娶方家姑娘你当你是谁范园外
00:14:45我可是好好地在跟你说话呸
00:14:56谁稀罕你赶紧走老子没空搭理你这些人啊都是这样我好好说话的时候就是没人愿意听行啊既然外界都传我喜欢把别人全家剔秃头那本小姐必须得坐实这个名声看来得有点手段了
00:15:28怎么着他们没关心我都脸上他还要尴尬我led我
00:15:29ter 老爷你
00:15:30你的头发呢你的脱子呢空的
00:15:43我的脱子等等你的脱子呢老爷出什么事了我养你们是干什么吃的
00:15:44老子的头发胡子都被人剃光了
00:15:46你们居然什么都不知道
00:15:46是不是老子的命都没了
00:15:47你们也什么都不知道
00:15:48都给我滚出去
00:15:49把那两条杀狗宰了
00:15:50老子要吃他们的肉
00:15:51昨天以为是流言
00:15:52今天真应验了
00:15:53这还没过门呢
00:15:54头变秃了
00:15:54要是真让儿子娶了方灵儿
00:15:56下次剃的怕就是向上人头了
00:15:57二啊 爹跟你娘昨晚想过了
00:15:59方家跟咱们家门不当户不对
00:16:00他家的姑娘配不上你
00:16:02爹 你昨天不是还说
00:16:03一定要帮我娶到灵儿姑娘吗
00:16:04此一时彼一时啊
00:16:05一个姑娘而已
00:16:06爹再让人给你找个更好的
00:16:07不 我一定要娶灵儿姑娘
00:16:09我说不能娶就是不能娶
00:16:11你想要姑娘
00:16:11老子还想要命呢
00:16:12马上派人去方家退勤
00:16:13从小就对我百依百顺
00:16:15今天为什么
00:16:16不行
00:16:17方灵儿是我犯紧天的
00:16:18就算是抢
00:16:19也必须把她抢回来
00:16:22庆家快开门啦
00:16:23嘿
00:16:23刘二傻
00:16:25你别再闹了
00:16:26就算你们把秀水村闹叛天
00:16:28我也不会答应这门亲事
00:16:29师伯
00:16:30快把门打开
00:16:30答应她嫁给我哥吧
00:16:32何家 李家 还有范园外家
00:16:34都不会娶你们家女儿了
00:16:35不开门
00:16:36绝对不能上大
00:16:37我就不信我女儿嫁不出去
00:16:39干什么
00:16:40干什么
00:16:40干什么
00:16:42放手凶了
00:16:44你家女儿千好万好
00:16:45可那向家疯婆子
00:16:46我们实在是惹不起呀
00:16:47听说她连狗路过都要扇两巴掌
00:16:49咱们底涂薄实在经不起
00:16:50她们夫妻俩跟着陪嫁过来造业呀
00:16:52亲事作罢 作罢
00:16:53俺也一样
00:16:59这就黄了两个
00:17:00这么热闹的
00:17:01王媒婆来得正好
00:17:02你是不是来提亲的
00:17:03我答应了
00:17:04方家当家的
00:17:05范园外托我带个话
00:17:05说她家最近风水不好
00:17:07老爷夫人都出家剃度了
00:17:08这亲事实在是不敢结了
00:17:09让您另寻高救吧
00:17:09免得耽误了
00:17:10师伯 你别难过
00:17:11大家都不愿意要我和二爪子这两个陪嫁
00:17:13要不就答应嫁给我哥吧
00:17:13反正我们祸害自己亲哥
00:17:14别人也管不着不是
00:17:15你闭嘴
00:17:15没有李家何家 老子还有范
00:17:17师伯 你看 三家都黄了啊
00:17:18婢礼今天我也带来了
00:17:19做梦
00:17:19我女儿就算一辈子不嫁
00:17:20也不可能嫁给你嫁
00:17:22爹
00:17:25丫头 是爹不中用
00:17:27是爹耽误了你
00:17:28你放心
00:17:28爹一定为你找个更好的如意郎君
00:17:30爹 其实
00:17:31其实我觉得
00:17:32向东哥还是很不错的
00:17:33难道你真的中意他
00:17:35那些流言我不在乎
00:17:37我愿意嫁给他
00:17:38你 你这个不小的东西
00:17:45既然你决定要嫁
00:17:47那就嫁吧
00:17:48谢谢爹
00:17:49只是我不明白
00:17:49你为什么不喜欢向东哥呢
00:17:50因为他爹当年横刀夺爱
00:17:52娶走了我最中意的女子
00:17:53梅娘
00:17:53娶也就娶了
00:17:54只要他对梅娘好也就罢了
00:17:55偏偏的不中用的
00:17:55一辈子连个举人都考不中
00:17:56害得梅娘跟着他受了一辈子的苦
00:17:58你说
00:17:58我还怎么可能愿意把我的女儿
00:17:59嫁给他的儿子
00:18:00爹 别难过了
00:18:02等将来成亲后
00:18:03我想向东哥肯定会像亲儿子一样
00:18:04好好孝敬您的
00:18:05唉 他也是个苦命的
00:18:07这样吧
00:18:07虽然这事爹答应了
00:18:08但也不能让他嫁觉得太容易
00:18:09爹先拖他们一段时间
00:18:11不然他们还会觉得
00:18:11我们家闺女是上赶着嫁
00:18:14方家答应嫁了呗
00:18:16明天就要拜堂成亲了
00:18:17全村都来吃席呗
00:18:19谁去把那傻子给我打死
00:18:25聘礼我们家收下了
00:18:27那什么时候成亲
00:18:28急什么
00:18:29成亲是大事
00:18:30必须要先请算命先生合了八字
00:18:31再看皇帝选一个黄道吉日
00:18:33不用这么麻烦了
00:18:33我就是算命先生
00:18:34他俩的八字我早就看过了
00:18:35合得不能再合了
00:18:36至于黄道吉日嘛
00:18:37就更好说了
00:18:37就后天了
00:18:39一嫁去 搬家出行
00:18:40且百无禁忌
00:18:41又是中秋佳节
00:18:41团团圆圆一家亲啊
00:18:42怎么样
00:18:42后 后天
00:18:44不行 太赶了
00:18:44那今年就没合适的日子
00:18:45必须得等来年了
00:18:46那不行
00:18:46来年
00:18:48没准我俩作为陪嫁
00:18:49就把凌儿姐姐给吃穷了呢
00:18:50我上辈子造了什么
00:18:52你也遇到这疯婆子
00:18:52现在又疯又惊死鬼了
00:18:54那你们家有新房吗
00:18:55那向东现在在干什么
00:18:56总不能在你家种地吧
00:18:57有啊
00:18:58才建的五间青砖青瓦房
00:19:00我的酿酒工房给他管着呢
00:19:01他每天也就只能赚个五六两银子
00:19:02那彩礼
00:19:03一百两 够不够
00:19:04那赔嫁
00:19:06啥都不要
00:19:07只要我和二傻子过去蹭饭就行不行
00:19:08对了
00:19:09成亲那天
00:19:10必须八台大叫来娶我女儿
00:19:11世伯你放心
00:19:12保证让我嫂子嫁得风风光光
00:19:13什么嫂子不嫂子的
00:19:14三天后才是你嫂子
00:19:15老子到底是找了个亲家
00:19:17还是找了个丑家
00:19:17那就这样定下来了哈
00:19:26还要大敲锣的锤
00:19:29要比俺的胳膊还醋黑
00:19:31开团
00:19:34呼叫呼唇
00:19:45听说姑娘的哥哥要成亲了
00:19:47恭喜恭喜啊
00:19:48湘姑娘是来挑新衣服的
00:19:49掌柜
00:19:51给我一套大红的嫁衣
00:19:52还要一双绣花鞋
00:19:53给她穿
00:19:54姑娘
00:19:54这 这嫁衣不是该女方自己做吗
00:19:56不是给女方的
00:19:57既然全村都知道咱们是极品陪嫁了
00:19:59那成亲那天
00:20:00这排场必须得演足了
00:20:01笑
00:20:03我是跟着师傅练过的
00:20:04一般不会笑
00:20:05除非忍不住
00:20:06哈哈哈哈
00:20:07还有一套丫鬟的衣服
00:20:08也要好点的
00:20:09就那种青色的吧
00:20:10这个给她穿
00:20:10你们俩就作为本小姐的左膀右臂
00:20:12咱们去给灵儿姐姐送一份
00:20:13大大的安全感
00:20:14哈哈哈哈
00:20:17哈哈哈哈
00:20:19哈哈哈哈
00:20:22哎呦喂
00:20:22这相家小子打扮起来
00:20:24真是俊的能让人流口水啊
00:20:25啊
00:20:27啊
00:20:27啊
00:20:28啊
00:20:28啊
00:20:29啊
00:20:30啊
00:20:30啊
00:20:31啊
00:20:32啊
00:20:34啊
00:20:35啊
00:20:36啊
00:20:37啊
00:20:38啊
00:20:38啊
00:20:43啊
00:20:44小福峰
00:20:45高兴点C
00:20:46今天可是你大喜的日子
00:20:47小流星
00:20:50你这个当丫鬟的也是
00:20:51你家小姐不开心
00:20:52你也不哄哄她
00:20:53飘飘
00:20:54飘
00:20:55来 拿着
00:20:56怎么用就不用我教你了吧
00:20:57啊
00:20:58啊
00:20:59啊
00:21:00啊
00:21:01啊
00:21:02都注意了
00:21:03前面就是秀水村了
00:21:04都给我抄打起来
00:21:05啊
00:21:06你这个二傻子
00:21:07就不能等本工具下去了再敲
00:21:10方家的 来了来了
00:21:11怎么样 是什么轿子
00:21:13是十六台大轿
00:21:14不错不错
00:21:15那来了多少人迎亲
00:21:16我大概数了下六十多辆牛车
00:21:18至少两百个人 多少
00:21:19快快快 叫村里人都来帮忙
00:21:21不能让他们轻易把我女儿取走了
00:21:22踩着咱们全村人的尸体过去
00:21:26你们让我过去好不好 不行 你们要怎样才能让我过去
00:21:30五百两
00:21:32这比山匪路霸还要狠啊
00:21:33哼
00:21:34展开 看我的
00:21:36吃糖啦
00:21:37一桌府买回来的糖很好吃啊
00:21:40好吃
00:21:42走
00:21:46今天我不是你大伯
00:21:48我只是秀水村的村长
00:21:49你想取走我秀水村的人
00:21:50就必须干了这里所有的酒
00:21:52这可是你们家酿的酒
00:21:53难道你还不敢喝吗
00:21:54小妹 怎么办
00:21:56喝完了也怕是都得醉
00:22:01水枪队
00:22:02给本小姐上
00:22:08快
00:22:09护住酒杯
00:22:10别让水冲进去了
00:22:13疯婆子
00:22:14我看你还有什么招
00:22:15就算杯水湿透
00:22:16也必须挡
00:22:17你们真的要挡
00:22:18好
00:22:19你们有种
00:22:20上童子尿
00:22:32是老坦兔
00:22:33中计了
00:22:34不是童子尿
00:22:35兄弟们 喝酒了
00:22:42哎呦喂
00:22:43我这盖死的腿 狡猾了
00:22:44耶
00:22:48不算
00:22:49这不算
00:22:49你们耍炸
00:22:50凭什么不算
00:22:51现在酒都喝完了
00:22:52快让我们过去
00:22:52你们那是喝吗
00:22:53你们那是泼
00:22:53什么叫耍炸
00:22:54你们这么多人
00:22:55连醋的味道闻不出来
00:22:56能怪谁
00:22:56那 那酒都倒掉了
00:22:57那是你们自己弄倒的
00:22:58不是 就是就是就是
00:22:59都有了 清场
00:23:05拦住他们
00:23:07死也要拦住
00:23:08死
00:23:09看来得用魔法打败魔法了
00:23:14抢红包了
00:23:15抢红包了
00:23:17抢红包了
00:23:18抢红包了
00:23:18抢红包了
00:23:18抢红包了
00:23:19抢红包了
00:23:19抢红包了
00:23:20抢红包了
00:23:21抢红包了
00:23:21抢红包了
00:23:25抢红包了
00:23:26抢红包了
00:23:27抢红包了
00:23:28抢红包了
00:23:29抢红包了
00:23:29抢红包了
00:23:29抢红包了
00:23:30抢红包了
00:23:31抢红包了
00:23:38抢红包了
00:23:44I'll give up.
00:23:44You're so mad.
00:23:45You're so mad.
00:23:46You're a mad son.
00:23:47You're a mad son!
00:23:48You're mad son!
00:23:49You're mad son!
00:23:50Come on!
00:23:51Come on!
00:23:53Come on!
00:23:54Come on!
00:23:57Hold on.
00:23:58You can't get lost.
00:23:59Let's give up.
00:24:00Let's go.
00:24:07Let's go!
00:24:08Come on!
00:24:11Come on!
00:24:13Come on!
00:24:13Come on!
00:24:23I will be back!
00:24:26Don't!
00:24:30Who are we?
00:24:38We're not for who we are.
00:24:39We're for the name of南竹村.
00:24:48This is the law of the king.
00:24:50You should come from the gate.
00:24:53That's good.
00:24:54That's all for you.
00:24:55You idiot.
00:24:56I'm going to die.
00:24:57Let's go!
00:24:58I'm here!
00:25:08I can't believe I can't tell you.
00:25:10I'll tell you.
00:25:11You're not going to take me to my daughter.
00:25:15I'm so scared.
00:25:17I'm so scared.
00:25:21I know!
00:25:23I'll soon get back.
00:25:23I'll be back!
00:25:28I'll be back!
00:25:29I'll take a while.
00:25:30I'll take a long walk.
00:25:41Come!
00:25:43I'll need you.
00:25:43I'll have a strong wings.
00:25:45I'm afraid to kill you.
00:25:46I'm afraid.
00:25:47Your daughter.
00:25:50She's a traitor.
00:25:52I'll give you back.
00:25:52Don't you want me to take my daughter!
00:25:52You are not afraid of her.
00:25:56I just saw you, my father.
00:25:56Don't go out, I'm not your father.
00:25:58Who is your father's wife's house?
00:25:59And you're going to push the walls?
00:26:03Your father, don't go to the house.
00:26:04We'll have to wait for a while.
00:26:06I don't want to.
00:26:08Don't you want me to take my daughter?
00:26:11Oh my god.
00:26:12Oh my god.
00:26:16This is the key moment.
00:26:18My sister is dead.
00:26:19Oh, my God!
00:26:32Oh my God!
00:26:33Oh my God!
00:26:34Oh my God!
00:26:58Oh my God!
00:27:01Oh my God!新娘子已经上轿了
00:27:04!起轿!奏运
00:27:10!凌鸳
00:27:11!凌鸳
00:27:15!拆了大门推了墙
00:27:30你连老子的房顶都给掀了呀老天爷你把这疯婆子收了吧我女儿啊哭什么哭今天是女儿大喜的日子给老娘笑向东啊你可千万别怨你岳父他就是舍不得凌儿才会瞎折腾了半天岳母大人
00:27:31小旭知道那就好 时间已经不早了你赶紧带着凌儿回去拜堂吧虽然很想亲眼看见你们成亲的样子但规矩就是规矩做娘的不能陪女儿出嫁不过我相信你们家一定会办得很好以后也会好好对凌儿的岳母大人关心
00:27:43我一定会好好对凌儿那就赶紧走吧还不快让人把嫁妆抬出来救救去
00:28:05救救去嫁妆给我把嫁妆全部抬出来压死他们家刘行兄要不咱俩换换想得没你就好好地当新娘子吧最好是被人抢了再也别回来
00:28:25不咱俩换换奥都给我老实点抢契不许嚷嚷啊少爷我今天只劫色
00:28:39不劫财还有个陪假的极品丫鬟少爷我今天赚大方了一起带走完了这下怎么交代啊这下怎么交代啊这下怎么交代啊
00:28:44It's not true.
00:28:45The truth is, it's not true.
00:28:45Just take it.
00:28:46We're all about to do that.
00:28:47I'm not sure.
00:28:47I'm sure.
00:28:47Thank you for the blessing of theAB.
00:28:52The TIEFER, the TIEFER,
00:28:53you are all alone.
00:28:58You, don't worry about me.
00:29:00I'll give you a chance to be a good one.
00:29:02I'll give you a good one for you.
00:29:06I'm so desperate.
00:29:06Why are you so desperate?
00:29:14You're a man.
00:29:44What is the joke?
00:29:45I'm not gonna die.
00:29:46This is the joke of the two men!
00:29:53He's a liar.
00:29:55You're not a liar.
00:29:55I'm not gonna die.
00:29:55But I'm not gonna die.
00:29:57You're not a liar.
00:30:02He's not a liar.
00:30:05He's not a liar.
00:30:06They are your enemies.
00:30:07They're the ones?
00:30:08They're the ones!
00:30:17Oh my God!
00:30:18He's not a man!
00:30:19Who are you?
00:30:25Mr. Lillian, you're like this every time.
00:30:27I'm very hard.
00:30:30Mr. Lillian, I think this is a mistake.
00:30:32Let's just do this.
00:30:35You're a big fan!
00:30:36This is your house!
00:30:41You're a big fan!
00:30:41You're not a fan!
00:30:42You're a big fan!
00:30:42You're a big fan!
00:30:44You're a big fan!
00:30:45Let's do it!
00:30:47You're a big fan!
00:30:47You're a big fan!
00:30:51You want to know that you want?
00:30:57He's a big fan!
00:30:59You can't drink anything!
00:31:03Just like this one!
00:31:03You're a big fan!
00:31:03You know what I mean?
00:31:09If you're dead, I'll kill you.
00:31:13If you're dead, I'll kill you.
00:31:16What are you going to do?
00:31:17You... you're going to騙 me!
00:31:18If you're reading a book, don't say anything.
00:31:20I'm not going to die.
00:31:21I'm going to kill you.
00:31:22I'm going to kill you.
00:31:34What's going to do?
00:31:35What's your turn?
00:31:36You're going to kill us.
00:31:36You're going to kill us.
00:31:37We're going to kill you.
00:31:40Who's who is?
00:31:41That's who the girl.
00:31:41She was the girl.
00:31:42The girl.
00:31:42Who is she?
00:31:43Being a girl.
00:31:44Who's with the devil?
00:31:50Who's still here?
00:31:51You're not going to kill me.
00:31:53People are not going to will kill me.
00:31:54See if they are not going to kill me,
00:31:55now there's a white sugar.
00:31:56Who is a legal lawyer?
00:31:56Why don't you kill her?
00:31:57Who is other legal?
00:32:03Come on.
00:32:03Two people.
00:32:04Here you go.
00:32:05I'm both praying.
00:32:06I'll go in the first place.
00:32:06This is the one.
00:32:06Come in.
00:32:07Let's go.
00:32:08One.
00:32:11Two.
00:32:13Two.
00:32:14Two.
00:32:15Two.
00:32:15Two.
00:32:16Two.
00:32:18Two.
00:32:18Two.
00:32:19Two.
00:32:27哈哈哈
00:32:35哈哈哈
00:32:36哈哈哈
00:32:38真香
00:32:38我的女儿啊
00:32:40哈哈哈
00:32:40哈哈哈
00:32:41拿走
00:32:42我们家就算穷死
00:32:43也不吃你家一厘米
00:32:44还挺有骨气
00:32:45那行
00:32:46你把我家的砖头还给我
00:32:47还有瓦片
00:32:48都泣进墙里了怎么还
00:32:49没本事就别讲骨气
00:32:51要不自己去上吊
00:32:51要不就好好去赚钱
00:32:52也让全村看看
00:32:53你这把剑骨头到底是铁打的
00:32:54还是烂泥巴捏的
00:32:57你骂谁垫骨头
00:32:58疯婆子你给我回来
00:32:59今后绝对不准再灌我酒
00:33:01你想死没人拦着
00:33:03但我还不能死
00:33:03哦
00:33:04为什么
00:33:05你的大仇还没报
00:33:06说来听听
00:33:07说不定我能帮你想点办法
00:33:08就凭你
00:33:11我的仇家
00:33:13可不是范园外这种阿猫阿狗
00:33:14那可是能让整个大下国都畏惧的
00:33:17庞然大悟
00:33:23走了
00:33:24去咱城里人啦
00:33:30二傻子
00:33:31今天去书院
00:33:32规矩我得讲清楚
00:33:33夫人终于要让少爷做真正的读书人了
00:33:34书呢 能念啥样就啥样
00:33:35字呢 能写啥样就啥样
00:33:37最重要的是
00:33:38不能打人
00:33:39那别人打我呢
00:33:40你也不能打
00:33:41回来告诉我
00:33:42我去打
00:33:45搞半天你就是想亲自动手是吧
00:33:46唉
00:33:48都走了
00:33:49好空旷啊
00:33:50好空旷啊
00:33:50仿佛回到了上辈子
00:33:52呸
00:33:53搞钱搞钱
00:33:54大傻
00:33:55咱们来想办法搞钱
00:33:56啊 啊 啊
00:33:56啊 啊
00:34:01已经尽力了
00:34:05我范家
00:34:06绝后了
00:34:08疯狂的
00:34:08都是你害的
00:34:12范园外
00:34:14咱毕竟是官家
00:34:15有些事
00:34:15不太好直接出手啊
00:34:17而且我养着那些人
00:34:19花费也不小
00:34:21大人
00:34:22这点碎银子您先用着
00:34:25这事
00:34:26本官接了
00:34:27咱们不能直接动那疯婆子
00:34:29我听说
00:34:30他家那个傻子秀才
00:34:31今天去书院了
00:34:32只要疯婆子不在他身边
00:34:34那傻子就是个废物
00:34:35先把他关进大牢
00:34:36以他为要挟
00:34:37不怕那疯婆子不慌神
00:34:38大蛇大七寸
00:34:40大人高明
00:34:41叶狼的
00:34:42日水
00:34:43有样日
00:34:50少爷
00:34:51可以回家了
00:34:58刘兄
00:34:59咱们去个好地方
00:35:00易红院
00:35:01易红院
00:35:02易红院是什么
00:35:05那地方
00:35:06可不可以玩躲猫猫
00:35:08对
00:35:08好多人陪你玩
00:35:10咱们快快去
00:35:11这两人也不像是很有钱的人家子弟
00:35:13竟然会请少爷去那种地方
00:35:14这里面怕是有诈啊
00:35:15看来得赶紧回家去告诉夫人
00:35:17让他亲自去处理了
00:35:19姑娘们
00:35:20现按手刘大官子来了
00:35:22还不出来
00:35:30好多人陪我玩躲猫猫
00:35:32全跳了
00:35:41两个穷书生起少爷全包青楼
00:35:42这绝对有诈
00:35:43必须马上告诉夫人
00:35:47没你们事儿了滚
00:35:48关门 谁也不准进
00:35:49好
00:35:55没那疯婆子
00:35:57没那疯婆子
00:35:57这就是个蠢货
00:35:58大人
00:35:59拐子下午送来了
00:36:00隔壁县朱园外的闺女
00:36:02现在就关在傻子家旁边的空房里
00:36:04现在就关在傻子家旁边的空房里
00:36:05等这傻子喝醉了
00:36:06就把他弄过去
00:36:07本官正好带人去抓个现行
00:36:09拐走梁家妇女
00:36:10还要糟蹋别人
00:36:12我要她流放三千里
00:36:15公子
00:36:16去房里歇下吧
00:36:17不去 我还没吃饱
00:36:18公子想吃什么
00:36:19老师让厨房坐
00:36:20我要吃大猪肘子
00:36:21两个
00:36:22没有我就会悠然去吃
00:36:24来青楼吃猪肘子
00:36:36公子吃饱了
00:36:37咱们去歇着吧
00:36:38不是要躲梦梦吗
00:36:39这
00:36:40骗子
00:36:41你们说过陪我玩的
00:36:42都是骗子
00:36:43骗子
00:36:44骗子
00:36:45骗子 骗子
00:36:46骗子
00:36:46骗子
00:36:46骗子骗子
00:36:47骗子
00:36:51骗子他要玩就陪他玩
00:36:52玩累了自然就倒了
00:36:54骗子 骗子
00:36:57骗子 骗子 骗子你
00:36:59你也来 骗子
00:37:01骗子
00:37:02骗子
00:37:02骗子
00:37:03骗子
00:37:05骗子
00:37:06骗子
00:37:08If you found it, you already died.
00:37:09Go to the police station.
00:37:20Don't forget to wash it.
00:37:23Go to the police station.
00:37:24If you found it, you will kill it.
00:37:28The police station!
00:37:29Come on!
00:37:30You're going to kill me!
00:37:31You're going to kill me.
00:37:35I'm not going to kill you.
00:37:38Don't forget to hear them at all.
00:37:38Where did you get some on my chest?
00:37:40I didn't even drink water.
00:37:42You're not going to do that.
00:37:43Your younger sister, you're going to kill me.
00:37:49Mum, you're still alive.
00:37:51Why did you kill me?
00:37:52Did you kill my husband?
00:37:53He hit the shield.
00:37:56You're not doing anything.
00:37:58Don't talk me!
00:38:03There are no one.
00:38:04If you are alive, just let him play well.
00:38:06Please, take a shower and take a shower and take a shower.
00:38:08I'll take you to a good place.
00:38:09But you're going to take me to the hotel room?
00:38:11You can remember?
00:38:13Yes.
00:38:18The front door is at the door.
00:38:19Don't go to the front door, go to the front door.
00:38:20Come take me this.
00:38:33Don't get away.
00:38:34Isn't this a world man ?
00:38:36He's still looking.
00:38:37Look what you're close!
00:38:51啊呀
00:38:52啊
00:38:53啊
00:38:54啊
00:38:54啊
00:38:56小嘅别逃
00:38:58大胆狗贼
00:38:59哪里跑
00:39:02张不快
00:39:03是我们
00:39:04我们是帮严献尾班
00:39:05闭嘴
00:39:05严献尾也是你们能栽赃购陷的
00:39:06老实交代罪行
00:39:07争取宽大处理
00:39:08完了
00:39:09张不快连严献尾都不怕
00:39:10只能认栽了
00:39:11我们交代
00:39:13我們跟拐子合謀
00:39:14綁了姑娘打算賣給易鸿怨的
00:39:15易鸿怨
00:39:16劉秀才在那玩的正嗨呢
00:39:17你們的人怕是來不了了
00:40:01师父朱朱跟朱朱绝对不是一回事天亮海藻呢快快快
00:40:04再去藏这次藏年一 二 三三谢伟大人我们实在顶不住了
00:40:34别说你本官也快被这傻子熬死了不等了等会你把他骗去那屋里我现在就去叫人到了就动手抓人刘公子你看咱们在这里藏了半天已经找不到地方藏了那怎么办要不我来藏你们来找我你们绝对找不到不我的意思是咱们换个地方赶快去
00:40:36赶快去他们也要一起去他们不去我就不去去吧
00:40:44都去吧大人这家伙力气大着呢咱们能不能拿下等他进去就直接动手
00:41:12怕什么他上跳下村了半晚上再多力气也耗光了等下你们也别留守刀子尽管招呼打死了也没关系放心一应后果我来承担刘公子就是这里了我们赶紧进去吧快快快你们也进去大胆贼人竟然抢抢民女还不束手就紧给我拿下这次赶你们找我了大人他是不是跑了
00:41:34我才没跑呢你们快来找我必须把他找出来张不快你怎么在这里大人您这就不厚道了你带兄弟们抓贼也不叫我是不是怕我抢了大人的功劳不过看来还是属下的运气好啊刚才在隔壁那栋空屋子里我发现了三个拐子拐了隔壁平川县诸家的闺女就把他们抓回县衙关起来了那本官又要恭喜你立功了不敢不敢都是运气既然拐子已经被抓住时间也不早了那我们就回去吧大人请
00:42:02你们不能走说好的陪我躲猫猫都还没玩呢屁躲个屁老娘现在反悔了走犯规啊是你们自己说要陪我相公玩的谁敢反悔我就看谁好好好你把刀收起来我们陪他玩要玩到天亮输了脸上画乌龟
00:42:31我藏好了你们快来找我找不到要画乌龟哦昨晚躲猫猫好玩吗以后还去不去义红院好玩要去还去人家要是让你踏进一只脚我们跟你姓福峰读书人最重什么气节名声气节你家少爷有但这回名声肯定不好了所以今天你得去书院造个谣又来老子是义州府第一才子啊几位在下可否一起坐坐
00:42:57你比你家少爷像读书人多了别客气听说了吗我家少爷昨晚去逛青楼了我家少爷重情重义见他俩寒酸反过来请客买了大猪肘子还包下全员姑娘要让他俩玩个尽兴那得多少银子也就几十两吧其实一文钱都没花呀但我肯定不会告诉他们结果你们猜后来怎么了你都是赶紧说啊急死个人了哼那两个家伙以为要让他们给钱竟找了个借口从后门跑了这就叫知人知面不知心啊
00:43:24我家少爷以后断然不能跟他们打交道了这也太不提道了吧肯定不能理他们啊那你家少爷叫了那么多姑娘他干了什么他他连人家手指头都没碰一下不可能那他干了什么他让所有姑娘和老伯陪他躲了一晚上的猫猫他是个傻子就是他俩说好请客结果怕掏钱偷偷从后门溜了出尔反尔背信弃义往后可千万别跟他们来往虽说傻得去青楼捉迷藏但包下整个义红院请客那是真讲义气真好气
00:43:56布局小杰倒也是个妙人明明是让我造谣诋毁少爷结果却保住了名声反杀了小人不愧是我认定的仙子这一手操弄人心的阳谋太高明了受教了看来我还得多向夫人学习妹妹我们来看你了大嫂快进屋座喝什么茶我知道你家里没茶流行你个老实人肯定是上次贺掌柜来的时候你到处乱说的小妹这是十天的账足足三百一十两
00:44:22一点点这么多银子放我这不放心往后你跟贺掌柜直接算账吧十天赚三百多两本小姐是要搞大事的哪有时间天天数钱不不不必须过你的手以后每七天来跟我交一次账七天交一次正好用虚影视界看你有没有危险拿几条小狗回去养着防身少来养你一个就够费钱了想要半自己赚钱养
00:44:40陈氏官快走搞钱去向夫人在家吗贺掌柜请您快过去有急事向姑娘怪我多嘴京城来的客商两千斤的单子还提前给钱结果昨晚喝高了她非说女流之辈酿不出好酒我说您不仅会酿酒还会算命她死活不信差点打起来
00:44:49看来这鸭子是真的飞了行
00:45:07我帮你想办法但只有这一次下不为例是是是绝对下不为例往后我再也不喝酒了喝酒无事啊铁挂神算走过路过不要错过这么年轻的小道士能算什么命停车快停车
00:45:37这狗太好看了必须买回去这狗体型太大眼神太吓人小道士你这是什么狗哈士奇我养遍天下真情异寿哈士奇是个什么东西这哈士奇是哪儿的品种难不成天上掉下来的是我从狼屋里捡的师父说必须得是三十年的黑色老狼王和三十年的母白狐
00:46:02才有可能生出来黑白两色眉毛和尾巴确实像狐狸如果他没乱说这绝对是天下唯一卖给我我出三百不五百两银子五百两就想买本哈做梦我在京城认识大官连丞相符我都是常客只要你能说出来的我都能给你听好我要这大厦国父名强海青合唱我要天下百官克己奉公我要这陵云众生逍遥四仙你给不给得了神仙来了也给不了啊命里无实莫强求
00:46:28邓先生念你在家中养了那么多真情异兽送你个忠告什么忠告速速回头不然命不久矣他怎么知道我姓邓怎么知道我养真情异兽隐世高人爹人家都走没影了您差点被骗了那小道士一看就是假的怎么说您见哪家道士穿得这么新连木簪子都是新的这分别是打听了您的明性喜好故意弄调狗作曲呢他们是看不上五百两偷球更多果然太巧了走我就不信找不到第二条
00:46:33爹你怎么了
00:46:58爹这前不着村后不着店的我回去快回去找你个小道士瘴气入体打败子令尊浑身水肿情况危急没有立竿见影的办法能不能活得看运气不管打什么我就问能不能治这破地方大夫也这么不中用去悬赏把所有人都派出去谁能治好我爹我给一千两酬劳据我所知我们三江县连道观都没有哪来的道士这贺掌柜
00:47:21求您无论如何帮帮忙救救我家老爷吧你别急跟我说说那小道士长什么样看着很小岁数没清目秀对了他还带着一条奇特的狗黑白两个色哪里是什么小道士那分明就是像姑娘啊对对对就是她不是贺掌柜我是来找小道士的你怎么带我来见这位漂亮夫人找什么小道士这位像夫人比你说的那小道士厉害多了你叫小六子大前天晚上你在益州府邹记胭制铺买了盒淡色胭制
00:47:45给你媳妇对不对你你怎么知道我还知道你买了胭制后去路边吃了碗凉粉回客栈你就去喂马还被马儿踢了一脚买胭制还能说是被人看见喂马被踢可是我一个人啊活神仙啊小夫人请您救救我家老爷吧病急乱投医亲爹命都没了换别人找人跳大魔都愿意你知不知道你家少爷为什么不想找道士因为他不信我家少爷绝对不是那种不想救人的人我说的是万一万一他不想救你却让我去救了
00:48:13往后你在邓家可就没有立足之地了你到底要不要我救要救老爷救了我一命恩德必须报以后就算被赶出邓家我也毫无怨言只要这药喝下去立即好转爹你吓死川儿了爹没事了是哪位神医救了我是这位吴大夫吴大夫这是一千两立刻奉上好说好说
00:48:42慢着这不是镇上那个疯婆子吗她来干什么你是谁你来做什么少爷这位是我请来给老爷治病的让你做什么事进行好了不需要别人来治你让他赶紧走那倒未必我走了你爹怕是就真活不成了你胡说什么一切女流之辈你懂个什么要是再胡说八道当心我撕了你的嘴我马上走不过我先把话说在这你爹这病除了我没人能治不幸就再等一刻钟看看他又是个什么状况邓公子您看这对
00:49:10被那夫人打扰实在对不住先生吴大夫还请向拿不能给他也不能走小六子你是反天了是不是给我滚开少爷也就是一刻钟的事难道还等不了你还敢给我顶嘴看我今天不打死你川儿你就等一下吧爹你刚才没听他们说吗那个夫人就是个疯婆子我说等一下就等一下不好令寸卖上全屋这事马上就要咽气了呀吴大夫这到底是怎么回事怎么回事你心里没数吗我能让你爹醒一刻钟已经很不错了杀不了这银子
00:49:29我不要便事大师既然你刚才说我爹没病那你先说说我爹这到底是什么毛病他没病他这是中鞋了只需要我给他跳个大神保证他马上能活蹦乱跳这疯婆子不仅疯还在这装神弄鬼呢太好了这神婆子摆明了是来胡闹的正好借他的手把我爹致死这样谁也不会怀疑是我传统骗子害的只会觉得我尽力了回头家产全归我好只要你能救活我爹我给你两千两银子
00:49:49你爹中的这个鞋呢有点厉害需要搬去太阳底下借助天地的阳气还需要很多人在场借助很多的人气秋老虎这么毒把他这剩半口气的身子扔太阳底下暴晒直接就能送走简直完美人好说小六子你赶紧去接上叫人但凡来看驱鞋的每个人都给一百文但这需要很大的地方我对你们这儿不熟我知道哪儿地方大现在菜市场已经散场不如就去那儿好了好快把我爹抬去菜市场秋老虎对啊
00:50:29每人一百文京城大商人出手真阔绰为了救爹的命真是个大孝子啊大孝子的名头坐实了就等老头子两腿一登老子就回京继承家产你赶紧开始早点救我爹你也能早点拿银子在三哥的集市里面挖呀挖呀挖种小小的种子开小小的大傻一起来在三江的菜市场里挖呀挖呀挖邓公子
00:50:59还是赶紧将你爹抬回屋里去吧人都要没了还要躺在菜市场让这么多人看着丢不用你管我这在救我接张大夫如何最多一刻钟了那疯婆子在做什么呢你答应给他多少银子回大人两千两要是他没能治好你爹你愿不愿告那个疯婆子说他骗你钱财愿意当然愿意让他被官府抓起来活该还能活多久这随时都可能咽气呀只要老头子一咽气老子立刻拿人
00:51:22我在三哥的菜市场中小小的花你的笑脸就好像烫大傻恭迎太祖爷爷天灵灵地灵灵太祖爷爷快显灵啊这就对了吗劈头散发张牙舞爪这才是跳大神该有的样子清水来了来了对对对挥下去哎太祖爷爷嫁到痴妹亡养散退退退难道沿线为是痴妹亡养别说还有可能毕竟他的脸那么黑老子发誓只要老头子一死老子亲自把你这疯婆子暴揍一顿扔进大牢
00:51:57这什么事到底如何了是不是延期了脉搏油了脸色红润了呼吸正常了活了真他娘子被这疯婆子治好了我的家产啊真好了大夫都说了刚才神婆对着他喊退退退这人马上就活了那严县味绝对就是痴妹黄粮本疗啊是是是是是是是是老爷您总算好了吓死小六子了我还没死呢你哭什么丧热
00:51:58热死老子了是哪个娃娃把我扔太阳
00:52:28还不赶紧给我拿水你们是没看见那相疯子跳大神可太神了就算死了三天三夜只要请他去跳个哇呀哇呀哇怎么着棺材板都能给你掀飞咯直接活蹦乱跳哇呀哇呀哇这次要不是相姑娘邓某只怕已经在黄泉路上了川儿快把银票拿来相姑娘这三千两是邓某一点小心意还请您笑纳说好多少就是多少只收两千两这邓先生
00:52:48银钱对相姑娘这样的高人来说不过是身外之物对对对是邓某起钱了相姑娘万万莫怪那个相姑娘你家的那条狗子不卖相姑娘误会了那是姑娘的爱权邓某肯定不能让你割爱只是不知道能不能能不能借个种这会虽然长得大只但实际狗龄只有两个多月吧这么小的狗子啊你让他去谈恋爱不借
00:53:17本王现在是能挣银子的事业狗了什么异性狗本王才不稀罕最近诸事不顺全怪那疯婆子张开张开八百里加紧全部闪开一族丝毫不减速出大事了独凶极恶不仅喜结一空还除了三百多口人三百多人啊一旦流窜到三江县后果不堪设想连线队立刻找画师把山贼画像贴满全线如果这些极其重要的通缉令被那疯婆子家的傻子秀才偷去玩了
00:53:32包庇山贼盗取公文这可是死罪大人三江级唯一画师已死事关重大卑职自愿连夜将画像带去书院请父子学子们帮忙领夺准今日下午不用念书少爷
00:53:34带回家了回家
00:53:35回家
00:53:39吃饭吃饭除了吃饭睡觉少爷还会干嘛不读书没有前途啊媳妇
00:53:40饿了
00:53:43干嘛饭等会儿吃先画点画想画什么画什么刘行
00:53:46扶风你们也画夫人终于发现少爷的问题了要考教学问了
00:54:03少爷惨了扶风兄你看像不像你本公子让你知道什么叫画刘行兄这是你误了本小姐让你们见识见识什么叫画怎么样
00:54:08好不好看师父您这画的啥一团
00:54:16一团麻球什么麻球这是一个故事这是猴子手里拿棍子这是十几个妖精被他打得落花流水把画收好我有大用大人
00:54:45都安排好了傻子刚下学东西已经让人取走这会儿全放傻子家里了估计夫子马上就会发现画像不见了天衣无缝做得好回头少不了你好处大人不好了出大事了书员的画像全都不见了几张画像都看管不好干什么吃的必须找回来不然事就大了气吧越气越好等会儿人赃并获我让那疯婆子一家死无葬身之地大人息怒背纸马上过去
00:55:08看看到底怎么回事必须要把画像都找回来不然事就大了是气傻我眼这还吃个屁丢几张破纸是小事去府衙要一份就行可知府大人会怎么看我我来这破地方这么久除了抓只大老虎屁的政绩都没有我的生前大计啊难道老子这辈子都要困在这偏僻的山沟沟里了要是让本县抓到是谁偷了画像绝不轻饶绝对我要剥了他的屁县令大人查到了今天只有镇上的刘秀才
00:55:37在夫子吃饭时离开他平时傻里傻气定时见画像好玩顺手拿走了不管傻不傻敢投山贼画像绝不轻饶严县卫立刻带人去搜不本县亲自去傻子这次你们全家都死定了给我搜搜本官亲自搜家你们竟然还在干饭刘庆宇老实交代
00:56:04你是不是偷了书院的画像还不赶快交出来争取同情发落干吗啥画像不知道啊没看见啊媳妇啥画像啊县卫大人无凭无据您可不要张口就来啊冤枉有功名在身的秀才可是对天下读书人的大不敬你要凭据是吧马上有大人找到了在后院小屋藏的怪盐室刘庆宇现在人赃俱获看你还有何话可说
00:56:11怎么跟说好的不一样啊这他娘的是乌龟啊肯定在下面乌龟
00:56:12还是龟 乌龟四肢牛斩还是乌龟还他娘是乌龟还他娘的是乌龟这些都是什么东西山贼呢回大人这些都是我家少爷画的大乌龟那这个呢我知道这是我媳妇画的是一只猴子拿了一根棍子打了十几个老妖婆子什么老妖婆子本王长得帅吧
00:57:01你们把这些没用的东西藏那么严肯干什么我要留着当传家宝大人要不先回衙门吧你们是不是在找画像啊不是你知道在哪儿你求我啊让本官求你做梦严嫌妃你就委屈一下吧湘姑娘我求你告诉我画像在哪儿好不好你求我没用啊我也不知道啊疯婆子老子要打死你啊中什么用大人她是个疯婆子啊老子知道她是疯婆子堂堂县卫
00:57:23也被个疯子耍了团团转丢人县令大人禀大人小人找到山贼的画像了得救了从地狱飞升天宫了不错不错很不错张不快这次你又立大功了张不快你从哪儿找到的大人啊我真的是冤枉的啊我也不知道那些画像怎么跑到我包袱里的啊大人饶命啊我真的是被冤枉的干了坏事的没一个主动承认带回去打一顿板子自然就招了不招再打一顿收队完了
00:57:52老子这下彻底成小丑了湘姑娘这次又要谢谢你了托你的福陆氏令对我大加赞赏兄弟们也愿为我马首是瞻了没事各取所需以后当了县位照着点啊大傻你说咱们能回去不能听懂大傻去屋里把我的鞋叼来小妹外面闹山贼人心惶惶他们到底会不会来咱们县不好说不过七天之内绝对不会为何是七天别忘了我会算命只是道行比较浅只能算到七天
00:58:16哇我们疯子妹妹越来越厉害了没准过几年就能得到成仙呢哥为了未雨绸缪往后你每三天来我这一趟然后呢然后就没了商人们都不敢来了他们不敢来我们送过去呗外面有山贼啊湘姑娘怕什么我可是会算命的今天去益州府肯定没事算命有个屁用你能拿什么保证万一遇到山贼所有人小命都没了何掌柜你可千万别为了点碎银子要钱不要命啊李兄湘姑娘说没事就没事来人
00:58:25装车我不去我不去我还要多活几年正好今天闲着没事我决定去益州府玩两天顺道买点调料再给二傻买点糖伙计们
00:58:45走不走连疯子都不怕我们堂堂七尺男儿怕个锤子装车们现在出发还能赶上城门贺掌柜等等我我跟你们一起回益州府怎么你不怕山贼了你一个富人都不怕我一个男人怕什么再说了那些山贼刚犯了大案
00:58:51肯定要藏一点时间出不来的李兄早跟你说了湘姑娘能掐会算说遇不到山贼肯定遇不到是不是
00:59:12湘姑娘对山贼肯定是遇不到的不过不过什么不过我们会遇到强盗啊肯定很好玩姑奶奶我胆子小你别吓我湘姑娘是个疯子吗说疯话太正常了大人这事不能忍那疯婆子刚跟何掌柜出城了天赐良机我叫人再半路
00:59:33蠢货那疯婆子不对劲没有绝对把握最好不要去招惹他大人说得对疯婆子不在家咱们是不是可以放心大胆地对那个傻子出手还是范园外想得周到我已经想出好法子了这次不光要他的命我要他倾家荡产不过嘛先拿一千两吧不够在家一千两
01:00:02你他妈除了要银子还能干嘛好看着点没张眼睛啊把我家少爷撞坏了你能赔得起吗是谢公子撞我为何是我没张眼睛你说什么你个小树童昏腻了是吧你可以打我甚至是打死我但在那之前或在那之后你也会被我或被别人打死不过是一场交换而已
01:00:29就是不知谢公子敢还是不敢我想起来了他主子是刘二傻刘二傻的老婆是向疯子我爹昨晚才警告过我那一家子全贪家的是神经病千万别惹反正拖了这树童这么久任务已经完成了赶紧撤我看你是疯了本少爷才不给一个疯子计较我们走坏了坏了少爷又不见了难道本少爷被你们全家抛弃了吗
01:00:59怎么又是你们刘兄今天我们带你去一个更好玩的地方真的自然是真的而且这一次我们会一直陪着你还是躲猫猫这回不躲猫猫了这次咱们去赚银子对好多好多银子赚银子我熟啊走走走我们去赚银子这个就能赚银子对对对你看啊这桌上有大小两个字它摇出大你压到大你就赢了你压多少赔多少是不是很容易是不是很有趣可我没有银子没事我们可以借给你啊你只要画个压
01:01:06这银子你随便用开始了压定离手开大刘兄你赢了你看是不是很容易好玩
01:01:07好玩
01:01:23再来再来走我没银子了没事我们再借给你你说你就不能长点心那么大一个人你到底是怎么给弄丢的我也不知道啊反正就那么丢了你说刘公子不见了对
01:01:28下学时就没见着人了毒房你们去找过没有镇上还有毒房有的不过很多人都不知道我带你们去吧
01:01:30赢了赢了我又赢了咦
01:01:32小复风 小流行快来快来跟我一起赚银子少爷
01:01:37天色不早回去吃饭了我都吃过饭了是他们做的东让人送来的少爷
01:01:39你输了多少我没输
01:01:40我赢了你看这些都是我赢的少爷
01:01:45那你借了多少让我数数啊一五二五小复风
01:01:46二五多少来着少爷
01:01:47回家了不回 我还要玩该睡了不睡
01:01:49我还要玩要不这样回去我跟流行陪你玩好不好真的
01:01:51你们有银子没有
01:01:52不过少爷你可以借给我们
01:01:53对对对 我借给你们还在那干什么快回去啦回去玩到天亮两位东甲幸不如内嗯干得不错大人总共借给他三千五百两三千五百两足够让你这疯婆子倾家荡产下一步有仗开开开少爷天亮了该去书院了小复风
01:02:20你是不是傻父子说今天木休
01:02:30我们还能玩一整天呐我去放小处了开开开
01:02:39我赢了傅峰
01:02:45你这是干啥小夫人您总算回来了你要是再晚点就见不到我了夫人
01:02:46昨天出事了开门
01:02:48开门
01:02:51这是不是刘庆宇家找他有事哼
01:02:57老子是来收账的刘庆宇一共欠我们东甲三千五百两今天就该还了玩帅子去赌场输光
01:03:01三千五百两算着本小姐口袋来的敢偷本小姐的家嘿嘿嘿不错
01:03:10相当不错对不起夫人是我昨天没看好少爷完了完了夫人要发疯了小复风这事跟你没关系还默默继继做什么呢快点还银子
01:03:34若是还不起就拿你家的宅子抵债夫人少爷是被他们骗了这银子不能给上了赌镯讲的便是怨赌服输欠了别人的钱还债就是天经地义借据给我银票拿走两清不是说还不起吗不是说要抢收宅子吗不是还要告上公堂吗剧本不对啊怎么你不是来收账的吗难道我这银票是假的没
01:03:40没错慢走啊完了开始清算了少爷你自求多福吧
01:04:10赚银子好不好玩啊太好玩了还要玩那今晚我们一起去再玩个通宵好不好是糖好嘞三千五百两啊不发贵还发糖仙女的想法凡人摸不透吗我拿我拿我小福峰你想想那个黑脸的家伙为什么连钱都不要非要拿咱们的宅子抵债对了这可是空了两年只花了五十两百的凶宅刚买时还有人业里装鬼来捣乱事出反常必有妖
01:04:16说不定咱们这宅子真的有鬼没用的东西我让你们去收宅子宅子
01:04:39宅子你给我拿一堆破烟票回来有个屁用啊人家还钱我能不要吗是我失算了没想到这疯婆子这么有钱不过这一招还没废让曾子山再去骗可那疯婆子回来了那就不再赌房去镇外找个叫天天不应叫地地不灵的地方我就不信他还能再掏出三千五百两都出去散散步我要收拾碗筷还要去喂我的小猪谁让咱是书童呢
01:05:08小蜂蜂吃糖少爷你在这儿等我我去拿少爷糖来完了完了完了人又丢了少爷少爷刘星兄快帮我找少爷完了完了人又丢了你是不是跟师公久了也变傻了难道你没看出来
01:05:31师父是故意的你就安心歇着吧难道我真变傻了刘公子今晚专场每次最少压十两且必须玩到天亮若要借银子一千两起步这规矩太黑了傻子不会跑吧能玩到天亮还有这好事可以干了十几年没见过这么纯重的傻子今晚问营五六千两开始
01:05:45来哇滚啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊嘿嘿嘿媳妇
01:05:46你来得正好咱们一起玩啊嘿嘿嘿好啊
01:05:48好啊
01:05:53好啊那你要听我的这疯婆子怎么来了啊你见鬼了啊啊啊啊两位
01:05:57不好意思今晚突然有事不能玩了送客你说啥明明都说好了的
01:06:03Let's go!
01:06:03If you don't go, you don't have to worry.
01:06:06Don't worry about it.
01:06:07Don't worry about it.
01:06:07You're a fool!
01:06:09I'm not going to go!
01:06:10I'm just going to play!
01:06:16It's too slow.
01:06:17I'm not going to take a look at her.
01:06:19Let's go!
01:06:22Let's go!
01:06:41Let's go!
01:06:42Come on!
01:06:42Come on!
01:06:43The door is in front.
01:06:43It's possible to survive!
01:06:47Come on!
01:06:55I'm a young man!
01:06:56外面还有人
01:06:57我一叫他们就会过来
01:06:58严县卫是好官
01:06:59你诬陷他
01:06:59再说了
01:07:00这个地方不是叫天天不应
01:07:01叫地地不灵吗
01:07:02要不你叫一个我听听
01:07:03对 你叫我
01:07:04严县卫你害死我了
01:07:06你们说咋办
01:07:07当然是玩了
01:07:08玩一晚上
01:07:08玩玩玩
01:07:08但我这儿没那么多银子
01:07:09我可以借给你啊
01:07:10每次最少一千两
01:07:16今晚只开猜点数
01:07:18嗯
01:07:19一个骰子六个面
01:07:20闲家只有六分之一的赢面
01:07:22庄家占五分
01:07:23今晚老子稳赢不输
01:07:25要让你们把骨头都输光
01:07:27压 压几点
01:07:29媳妇你说
01:07:30三点
01:07:31三点
01:07:33闲家赢
01:07:34一点
01:07:35五点
01:07:37五点
01:07:38又赢了又赢了
01:07:39快快快再来
01:07:40十两二十两六十四两
01:07:42照这傻子把把缩压的打法
01:07:43一刻中老子就要倾家荡产呢
01:07:45两位
01:07:45每次最少压十两
01:07:46最多也只能压十两
01:07:48初老千弄死他
01:07:50等一下
01:07:50我听说赌场初老千
01:07:52被抓到是要剁手的
01:07:54是不是啊
01:07:55是
01:07:55东甲
01:07:58听说你这儿有大厨做菜
01:07:59还有漂亮姑娘垂腿
01:08:00去 做点菜上来
01:08:02再叫几个姑娘来给我揉揉
01:08:03赢得胳膊都疼了
01:08:04是
01:08:04我马上去叫
01:08:09最后一把
01:08:10我做庄
01:08:10你猜单双
01:08:11猜中
01:08:12银子全还你们
01:08:12猜不正
01:08:13以后不准进赌场半步
01:08:14答应他
01:08:14快答应他
01:08:15一半的赢面啊
01:08:19我 我什么都听不出来
01:08:21这不可能
01:08:22我猜双
01:08:22你输了
01:08:23记住
01:08:24老老实实种地去吧
01:08:25二傻子
01:08:25走了
01:08:26回家
01:08:26什么
01:08:26你看都没看就认输了
01:08:28难道是丹
01:08:28也不是
01:08:29不是双也不是丹
01:08:30那是什么
01:08:37对不住了 东家
01:08:37往后我不能再帮你了
01:08:39不过我要奉劝你一句
01:08:40回头就让人把银子给他们送去
01:08:41然后立即罢手 这两个人惹不得
01:08:45父子 我在呢 东家有什么要吩咐的
01:08:49回去 再准备一些礼品
01:08:50等会儿我亲自
01:08:51给疯婆子送银子过去
01:08:52东家 严县为那边
01:08:53怕是不好交代啊
01:08:54老子都差点交代了 还要给他交代什么
01:08:56要是他肯听我的
01:08:57也不至于动成这样 东家消消气
01:08:59虽说严县为是转断了些
01:09:00但往后我们想继续开毒房
01:09:01肯定是绕不过他的
01:09:02不开了
01:09:03老子要搬家
01:09:05二傻子
01:09:06转银子好不好玩
01:09:06好玩
01:09:07以后还玩不玩
01:09:08不玩了
01:09:09为啥
01:09:10我们的银子转够了啊
01:09:11媳妇你看
01:09:12这些够我们买好多猪肘子了
01:09:17这傻子
01:09:17好像偶尔也不那么傻
01:09:19竟然还知道见好就收
01:09:25大人
01:09:26求求你看在这几年
01:09:27我没少帮你转银子的份上
01:09:28就放过我吧
01:09:28那疯婆子的事
01:09:29我是再也不敢参与了
01:09:30等山贼的事过去
01:09:31我就去益州府
01:09:32买个小宅子过日子
01:09:34上了我的船
01:09:34这辈子还想下去
01:09:36做梦
01:09:38那随你的意吧
01:09:38你想走
01:09:39也没人能拦着你
01:09:49不准去书院
01:09:50全家都给老子缩在家里
01:10:01这不是连山匪的影子都没看到吗
01:10:02怎么一个个都怕成这样
01:10:04湘姑娘 你还不知道吗
01:10:06昨天晚上那会山贼动手了
01:10:07就在隔壁平和县
01:10:09把一家姓朱的大户抢了
01:10:10还把人家闺女抢走了
01:10:13朱朱姑娘
01:10:14救人一命成就家园
01:10:16温柔的姑娘最能化解力气
01:10:17做饭的事往后放
01:10:29第三招
01:10:30爱的拥抱
01:10:43你是打算把自己折腾死
01:10:45师父 你怎么来了
01:10:47我若是不来
01:10:48你还打算滚几次
01:10:49我上午还有十次
01:10:50下午还有二十次
01:10:51你是不想要命了
01:10:52不是 我只是想快点学会一些功夫
01:10:53但师父您又不肯教我
01:10:54是因为师父的功夫都非常凶险
01:10:57只要出手就必然取人性命
01:10:58但你现在心性远远不够成熟
01:10:59教了你也把握不住
01:11:00但我
01:11:01我可以先练基本功
01:11:02你再练啊
01:11:03你以为每天让你抱小猪是玩呢
01:11:04买回来的时候三十斤
01:11:05现在已经快一百斤了
01:11:06你自己想想
01:11:07要是你刚来那会儿
01:11:07让你抱一百斤上山下山
01:11:08你能抱得动
01:11:10对不起师父
01:11:11是我错怪你了
01:11:11知道错了就好
01:11:12把水红拿过来
01:11:13全喝了
01:11:16以后让你做什么你就做什么
01:11:17记住了
01:11:17是 师父
01:11:18上次那个朱朱姑娘
01:11:20你还记得吗
01:11:20她被山贼抓了
01:11:22你觉得
01:11:23我们该不该去救她呢
01:11:25快说 你要去救她
01:11:27哎
01:11:28不管山贼抓的是谁
01:11:29哪怕是个老婆婆老大爷
01:11:30那都是人命
01:11:31救人一命
01:11:31胜造欺击浮屠
01:11:38湘姑娘
01:11:39你看要不要从长计议
01:11:40不行
01:11:41耽误太久
01:11:42朱朱姑娘怕是救回来也不中用了
01:11:43但我们都不知道山贼在哪儿
01:11:44又该怎么救
01:11:46山贼不来
01:11:47我们就把他们引来
01:11:48怎么引
01:11:49发疯啊
01:11:50发个疯
01:11:51山贼就来了
01:11:51发疯了
01:11:53发疯了
01:11:54难道发疯不是病
01:12:03而是特么的万能劫招吗山贼们
01:12:05给我听好了 别人怕你们
01:12:06老子不怕 你们害得老子酒楼没生意
01:12:08害得老子酒卖不出去 老子跟你们势不两立
01:12:10老子跟你们不共戴天
01:12:11你们要是有种 就来跟老子劈一场
01:12:13看看老子会不会打断你们的狗腿
01:12:15老子也真他娘的疯了啊
01:12:17疯了疯了 这人当真是疯了
01:12:19何掌柜 你真是贤命长啊 你不想活了
01:12:21也不要牵连我们
01:12:22你们懂个屁
01:12:24咱们三江县的人
01:12:25每一个都是有种的
01:12:26绝不能向山贼服软
01:12:27我们要团结起来
01:12:28与山贼抗争到底
01:12:29滚 老子还没活够呢
01:12:30要扔自己去
01:12:30别带上我们
01:12:31只怕今晚山贼就去你家
01:12:32让你不知道怎么死的
01:12:33跟那疯口子走得太近
01:12:34染上疯病了
01:12:37这就叫大难临头各自飞
01:12:38一盘散沙
01:12:40活该山贼猖獗
01:12:43何掌柜
01:12:45何掌柜
01:12:45你这是做什么
01:12:46当然是号召大家团结起来
01:12:48抗击山贼啊
01:12:52不敢干这种事
01:12:53背后肯定是那疯婆子在搞鬼
01:12:54想把山贼引来立功
01:12:57既然你们这么想山贼来
01:12:59正好就借山贼的刀
01:13:00要了你们的命
01:13:04掌柜的
01:13:04咱们这是真的在玩命啊
01:13:07毫无保留的信任一个疯子
01:13:09老子也真的是疯了
01:13:10走 去悠然军吃饭
01:13:11吃饱了晚上打山贼了
01:13:12打山贼了
01:13:14夫人 要不我留下来看家
01:13:17不 你也得一起去
01:13:21刘行兄
01:13:22今晚又要对不住了
01:13:23这东西厉害是厉害
01:13:25就是有点破坏形象啊
01:13:27大人
01:13:27疯婆子一家都去了悠然居
01:13:29多半是想借悠然居的地势
01:13:30跟山贼对抗呢
01:13:32那就让他们去对抗
01:13:34躺笔当车
01:13:35真以为山贼是那么好对付的
01:13:37大人说的是
01:13:37那若是今晚山贼真的来了
01:13:39咱们要不要出手
01:13:40出什么手
01:13:40不要命了
01:13:42我已向仙陵大人告了病家
01:13:42今晚会在家休息
01:13:43你们也不用动手
01:13:44只需要远远看着
01:13:45I'll go to the king of the king.
01:14:05The king of the king is a lie.
01:14:07He's a king of the king.
01:14:08He's a king of the king.
01:14:09皇帝!
01:14:14好看的当妃子!
01:14:16朱家那姑娘就是老子的皇后!
01:14:19今晚就去把那个敢挑衅老子的幽然菊给灭了!
01:14:21头!
01:14:22或是了!
01:14:22外面来了个黑脸的!
01:14:23说是三江县县位,说是来找你商量个事!
01:14:25堂堂县位找老子商量个事!
01:14:27怪事年年有,今天特别多!
01:14:29都把家伙带上去灰灰这黑脸的!
01:14:33碧姓妍,我若是带铸君来,你们早死了!
01:14:35我来是劝你们!
01:14:37别去幽然菊,那是个没有水的硬骨头!
01:14:39We will come to the summit,
01:14:40we will come to the edge of the water.
01:14:41There is a beer bottle.
01:14:43There is a beer bottle.
01:14:44Beer bottle bottle ticker!
01:14:45The water bottle is full!
01:14:46The wine bottle is full!
01:14:47The wine bottle is full!
01:14:48The wine bottle is full!
01:14:49I can't believe you didn't bite!
01:14:50I will not even see you.
01:14:51Let's do it,
01:14:51let me sit down my chickens for your 40-year brother.
01:14:55If you look at the house,
01:15:03we will be able to kill your local
01:15:09那既然不来 为什么又要做这些事
01:15:11自然是掩人耳目啊
01:15:13那些崖尉都在对面楼上盯着呢
01:15:14咱们若是不弄点动静出来
01:15:15岂不是告诉山贼
01:15:16我已经看脱了他们的打算
01:15:17你是说
01:15:18崖尼里有人与山贼勾脸
01:15:20是 是谁
01:15:21严县尉
01:15:21严县尉
01:15:23九品的朝廷命官
01:15:24连他都跟山贼勾却到一起了
01:15:25多新鲜哪
01:15:26不过这次他主要是针对我来的
01:15:27他会先鼓动山贼去南竹村
01:15:29毁了我们的根本
01:15:29Let's have to wait and write me to the other two.
01:15:31What a hurt?
01:15:33You have a sane man,
01:15:34but you have a crime,
01:15:35so you have to kill a man.
01:15:36You have to kill a man.
01:15:36You have to kill a man.
01:15:36You have to kill a man,
01:15:37but you still have to kill a man.
01:15:38And you have to kill a man.
01:15:39It's going to kill a man.
01:15:41Poor guy.
01:15:43You're going to fuck me,
01:15:43it's going to kill a man.
01:15:45So...
01:15:45Yes.
01:15:48It's going to kill a man.
01:15:51What?
01:15:52A man will come here.
01:15:53I'm going to tell you the house like the whole town.
01:15:54If the city is to hold for a man,
01:15:54you'll have to kill a man.
01:15:55Please don't.
01:15:55Why?
01:15:56Why?
01:15:56You know,
01:15:59and the sound of the way how do you get out
01:16:01Oh, my God, you don't worry
01:16:02we're so smart
01:16:02we're gonna have to think about this
01:16:03right, right?
01:16:04I'm sure I've got an idea
01:16:05this time I got all of the people
01:16:06we're gonna get out of here
01:16:06so we're gonna go out
01:16:07and we'll go out of them
01:16:07to shoot them
01:16:08to shoot them
01:16:08to shoot them
01:16:08to shoot them
01:16:09to get them from the house
01:16:09all of us all of you
01:16:10all of you are crazy
01:16:12Thank God my God
01:16:13.
01:16:20.
01:16:22Thanks, guys.
01:16:23.
01:16:23.
01:16:23.
01:16:42.
01:16:42.
01:16:43They're going to kill the house, and the house is a few.
01:16:45All of the men of the men are going to kill me.
01:16:47I'm going to kill you, and I'm going to kill you.
01:16:49You're going to kill me.
01:16:51We're going to be围.
01:16:52You're going to take your car.
01:16:54Yes.
01:16:57Let's go now.
01:17:00I'm going to kill you.
01:17:02You're going to have to use it.
01:17:03You're going to kill me.
01:17:03Don't you?
01:17:04I'm just wondering if you're going to kill me.
01:17:06You're on the other side of the house.
01:17:06You've got to be careful.
01:17:07Go!
01:17:09Are you going to kill me?
01:17:10Is this not you?
01:17:11It's like a wall.
01:17:12You want to destroy our village?
01:17:13You don't want to kill our village.
01:17:15You're so weak.
01:17:15They're here.
01:17:17Hey, where are you?
01:17:19Where are those?
01:17:21What are you doing?
01:17:23You're here.
01:17:23You are so annoying.
01:17:24You're so annoying.
01:17:25You're so annoying.
01:17:26What's your fault?
01:17:26You're going to get your back.
01:17:28Now let's get our back.
01:17:34You're so annoying.
01:17:36You're so annoying.
01:17:37You're annoying.
01:17:40Let's go!
01:17:41Let's go!
01:17:42Let's go!
01:17:46Let's go!
01:17:47Let's go!
01:17:48Let's go!
01:17:50Let's go!
01:17:52Let's go!
01:18:02What do you want to do?
01:18:03It's about three thousand dollars.
01:18:05Let's go!
01:18:17Let's go!
01:18:19Let's go!
01:18:19Let's go!
01:18:20You're so great!
01:18:22Let's go!
01:18:23You'll see the other people outside.
01:18:23You're the one-beautiful.
01:18:28That's all the way.
01:18:29Hushong.
01:18:30Good Game.
01:18:31We are all right.
01:18:32Hurry up!
01:18:35Hurry up!
01:18:35Hurry up!
01:18:36These are the things they made.
01:18:38These things are good.
01:18:38These things are bad for their friends.
01:18:40They're bad for their friends.
01:18:41They're bad for their friends.
01:18:41They'll be fine for their friends.
01:18:43We are in the family!
01:18:44There are a number of them.
01:18:45These are twenty-nine.
01:18:46I'm going to be there.
01:18:48These men will be concerned.
01:18:48These people have been killed.
01:18:50There are no longer this is our village.
01:18:52Everyone is surprised.
01:18:53These people are dead.
01:18:54They're dead.
01:18:55Yes.
01:18:55That's right, the devil is killed by us.
01:18:56That's right, the devil is killed by us.
01:18:58Come on, don't worry about it.
01:19:02Don't worry about it, but I have to do it.
01:19:04If you ask me, I'll tell you.
01:19:05It's time for the time.
01:19:06Who told you about the child?
01:19:08I'm so sorry.
01:19:09Okay, I'll ask you.
01:19:10I'll ask you.
01:19:11Shut up!
01:19:17Don't let her go.
01:19:18She's just one person.
01:19:19Let her kill her.
01:19:29Come on!
01:19:31How old are you?
01:19:34Who are you?
01:19:35Why are you awake?
01:19:37He's fine.
01:19:37But he's drinking too much.
01:19:38That's right, he's not safe.
01:19:39I'll give him a drink.
01:19:40I'll give him a drink.
01:19:42He's not too bad.
01:19:44He's too bad.
01:19:46You don't have to worry about him.
01:19:49Don't worry.
01:19:51He's still there.
01:19:52We've got to get him.
01:19:53The captain of the ship has already been found.
01:19:53The captain of the ship was found.
01:19:54Once the captain of the ship was killed,
01:19:56we're not going to die.
01:19:56We haven't taken you back.
01:19:57We're going to go to the ship.
01:19:58I'll take you some money to the ship.
01:20:00How about?
01:20:00All right.
01:20:01We'll go.
01:20:01The captain of the ship is the captain.
01:20:03You're not the king.
01:20:06He's no mind.
01:20:08The captain, how are you here?
01:20:10The captain, you can tell us where to go?
01:20:13The captain, where are you?
01:20:13The captain, I told you.
01:20:14I want to take us to get him the ship,
01:20:15buy a little bit.
01:20:16I'm going to go down the road.
01:20:17I'll bring him my own way.
01:20:17I'll do something with my own life.
01:20:19I'll do something else.
01:20:19He'll do something else.
01:20:21I'll do something else.
01:20:21上了我的船 除非死 一个不留
01:20:28都杀了
01:20:29不行 杀了官差你们也跑不掉 我也不好交差
01:20:32那怎么办
01:20:33我带你们找个地方先躲起来 等一下我把人调走 你们便能够安然离去
01:20:37疯婆子 这招栽赃嫁祸 看你怎么接
01:20:41颜先为 出事了 镇上的谢家被人灭门 估计是山贼干的
01:20:45什么
01:20:46大人 今晚城门守卫森严 山贼是如何进来的 本县要是知道 还要你干什么
01:20:50You're a little strange.
01:20:51You're afraid that the city will be taken to kill the city.
01:20:53He will be buried in the house.
01:20:53The city will be buried in the house.
01:20:56Everyone will be locked in.
01:20:56Please check out your house.
01:20:57Please check out your house.
01:20:58Please check out your house.
01:20:59Please check out your house.
01:21:01That's not a good thing.
01:21:04You're a good one.
01:21:05You're not stupid.
01:21:06You're not supposed to be able to live.
01:21:07You can't wait until you're up to the house.
01:21:08Go to the police.
01:21:14Are you what are you?
01:21:16I'm weird.
01:21:17They were dead.
01:21:18We're not letting you go.
01:21:19You're your house?
01:21:20Yes, it's my house.
01:21:21You're your friend.
01:21:22Stop!
01:21:23You're a coward!
01:21:24Stop.
01:21:25My wife.
01:21:25I haven't eaten yet.
01:21:26I'm going to kill you.
01:21:27You still want to eat meat?
01:21:29You're not allowed to kill me, my wife.
01:21:31I'm not allowed to kill you.
01:21:40I'm going to go.
01:21:46My wife will be two.
01:21:49I'll kill you.
01:21:49What about two?
01:21:54He had no rappelle.
01:21:55His enforcement man killed me.
01:21:56He just killed me.
01:21:56I'm not killed.
01:21:56He killed me.
01:21:57I killed him.
01:22:02He killed me.
01:22:022 years ago, he took his hands to Deswegen.
01:22:06He killed me.
01:22:08I cuộcБull brought to you by others.
01:22:10And when he fought to their farm.
01:22:12My wife didn't come to the house.
01:22:12I killed him.
01:22:13He killed him.
01:22:16He killed him.
01:22:17He killed him.
01:22:26What did he make?
01:22:27What was he going to do?
01:22:30Our court is destroying you.
01:22:32You are not telling me what to do.
01:22:33I don't want to.
01:22:34If you look to your house you can find me.
01:22:37You can never leave.
01:22:38Your family must have be ruined.
01:22:39Your parents are fighting for you.
01:22:41That is not what it was.
01:22:44I'm not going to let you follow.
01:22:45I have to go.
01:22:47He's gonna be a bad guy.
01:22:48That's why he's got to be a bad guy.
01:22:49He's gonna be a bad guy.
01:22:51He's gonna be a bad guy.
01:22:51He's gonna be a bad guy.
01:22:52I've got a bad guy.
01:22:53I'm so glad I can't even see him.
01:22:57He's gonna be a bad guy.
01:22:59I'm so glad you guys are here.
01:23:02I must have been a bad guy.
01:23:06No.
01:23:09What is he doing?
01:23:10Can I?
01:23:11No.
01:23:12Let's go.
01:23:12But first, he's gonna be a bad guy.
01:23:14The bad guy is dead, then he's dead.
01:23:15He's dead.
01:23:17荒唐
01:23:17堂堂县位被一个疯婆子吓得畏缩不前
01:23:19都什么用
01:23:20大人 卑职马上进去搜
01:23:21不用了
01:23:21本官亲自进去
01:23:23我倒要看看
01:23:24大白天真有什么恶鬼不成
01:23:38大人
01:23:39别碰他
01:23:39不碰还能救活
01:23:41碰了马上就死
01:23:43难道真恶鬼
01:23:44县令都倒了
01:23:45总不能是陪他演戏吧
01:23:47香姑娘
01:23:47你赶紧救救县陵大人吧
01:23:50救人可以啊
01:23:50银子谁来出呢
01:23:53没银子就不能跳杀神
01:23:55这是太祖爷爷留下的规矩
01:23:56谁都不能例外
01:23:57银子应该给
01:23:57就是不知要多少
01:23:58这是恶鬼
01:23:59最少三千两
01:24:01各位父老乡亲
01:24:02县陵大人围观清廉
01:24:03县衙库房空空如也
01:24:04还望各位出手绝筑
01:24:05我先来
01:24:06我幽然居愿意捐一千
01:24:11一千文
01:24:12酒楼没生意
01:24:13还望不要嫌少
01:24:16我捐九百文
01:24:16我捐五百对对
01:24:18严县卫
01:24:18你看剩下的 幸好我还有五两私房钱
01:24:22都捐了剩下的我来出
01:24:23香氏 赶紧救人吧
01:24:25好 好二傻子
01:24:33开工乾坤一扭
01:24:34风萧萧
01:24:35饿鬼拳散寥
01:24:36阴阳一踏
01:24:38月高高
01:24:39霉运都抛了
01:24:44疯婆的 能不能别胡闹
01:24:46这可是救命
01:24:47赶紧正儿八经地跳
01:24:48一帮没见识的古代人
01:24:49跳三遍才十分钟
01:24:50时长不够啊
01:24:51天灵灵地灵灵
01:24:52太祖爷爷快显灵啊
01:24:52前咕噜不转
01:24:53后咕噜转
01:24:53后咕噜不转
01:24:54前咕噜转了
01:24:54张不快啊
01:24:55你们倒是走快点啊
01:24:56本小姐要没词儿了
01:24:58我在我家门口
01:24:59挖呀挖呀挖
01:25:00完了完了
01:25:01这疯娘子不灵了
01:25:02县灵大人吐白墨子了
01:25:04你以为本小姐想跳啊
01:25:05张不快你不来
01:25:06我怎么控场
01:25:06委屈仙老爷再多躺会儿吧
01:25:08事到如今
01:25:09你还想装神弄鬼
01:25:09你就是想谋害仙令大人
01:25:11来人
01:25:11给我把他拿下
01:25:13太祖爷爷显灵了
01:25:14恶鬼哪里跑
01:25:15恶鬼躲到刘二傻身上了
01:25:17你们过来被他打死
01:25:18可不要怨我们
01:25:29仙令大人活过来了
01:25:30这疯婆婆还真有点本事
01:25:31这么厉害的恶鬼都赶跑了
01:25:33难受死本官了
01:25:34想去阎王殿溜了好几圈
01:25:35都怪阎县为这废物
01:25:37不用担心
01:25:38本县没事了
01:25:39既然本县好了
01:25:40那就应继续查案
01:25:41来人 给本官搜
01:25:42县令大人
01:25:42不用搜了
01:25:43我知道恶鬼在哪儿
01:25:44他已经跑回我家去了
01:25:45本官搜的不是恶鬼
01:25:46搜的是山贼
01:25:47山贼我也知道在哪儿
01:25:48都在我家里
01:25:48你们跟我来
01:25:49我带你们去抓
01:25:49这疯婆婆婆不打自招
01:25:50我算错了吗
01:25:51当真以为救了本官
01:25:52本官就会循私枉法
01:25:56就在这里面
01:25:57一堵墙里边
01:25:59细刷本官
01:26:01大人小心
01:26:08大人 现在已经很清楚了
01:26:11相使与山贼勾结
01:26:12杀害谢从静全家十余口
01:26:13人赃俱祸
01:26:14来人 把相使抓起来
01:26:15不准你们抓我媳妇
01:26:15连他一起抓
01:26:16敢反抗者杀无赦都住手
01:26:17卫武
01:26:18严县委
01:26:19本官知道你抓凶心切
01:26:20但既然本官都来了
01:26:21那就现场审了此案
01:26:22大人 相使家的大厅
01:26:23可以暂时作为公堂
01:26:24可以
01:26:24让百姓们都过来
01:26:25也让大家都看看
01:26:26我陆某人不是只听信
01:26:27片面之言的糊涂官
01:26:29卫武
01:26:30相使何在
01:26:31在这儿呢
01:26:32大人要不要喝茶
01:26:33放肆
01:26:34公堂之上 不得无理
01:26:35跪下
01:26:35我不怪
01:26:35大胆刁民
01:26:36来人 给我打
01:26:37刚才跳山山跳太久了
01:26:38我腿疼
01:26:39好了 好了
01:26:40相使确实辛苦
01:26:41不跪就不跪吧
01:26:42你勾结山贼
01:26:42被我们围堵
01:26:43便让刘二傻打死山贼
01:26:44托死恶鬼
01:26:44你当县令大人是傻子吗
01:26:46真不是我们杀的
01:26:46是暗室里那个恶鬼杀的
01:26:47不信你把他拖出来问
01:26:48把尸体抬出来
01:26:51两年前的尸体
01:26:52他怎么找出来的
01:26:53你们看
01:26:54是不是有个恶鬼
01:26:55大人
01:26:56这人死了至少两年
01:26:57死因是后妖重斗
01:27:02此人应该是两年前
01:27:03灭门案的山贼
01:27:04与此次案件无关
01:27:05那桩案子早已结案
01:27:06今天就不再多说了
01:27:07相使
01:27:07这干世与本案无关
01:27:08这五个刚死的山贼
01:27:09你若说不清楚
01:27:10本官绝不偏袒
01:27:11就算你救了本官
01:27:11本官也要公私分明
01:27:12我不知道
01:27:12我回来他们就被恶鬼杀死了
01:27:14胡说八道
01:27:14大人
01:27:15他就是装疯卖傻
01:27:15卑职认为应当当场用刑
01:27:16多怕他不招
01:27:17大人
01:27:18解放
01:27:19回大人
01:27:20昨夜山贼意图洗劫南珠村
01:27:21卑职率众击杀三十二人
01:27:22随后追至老巢
01:27:23又击杀十人
01:27:24金晨送湘姑娘回家
01:27:25发现家里藏匿五伤山贼
01:27:26卑职便一并击杀了
01:27:27这五个山贼是你杀的
01:27:28没错
01:27:29正是卑职
01:27:31张不快
01:27:32既然是你杀的
01:27:33为何把尸体藏起来
01:27:35都立ấy残疆报
01:27:35卑职本不想说的
01:27:36但大人非要问
01:27:37卑职是怕被宮位大人抢去了功劳
01:27:39所以才打算回头再把尸体弄出来
01:27:44昨天全靠上姑娘神机妙算
01:27:45我们才能全眷山贼
01:27:46搅货三十余收物资
01:27:47所以这一次
01:27:47相姑娘리当投工现在此案已经查明了
01:27:50象氏非但没有与山贼勾结
01:27:51还立下大功 本官回头自会大大奖赏
01:27:53好了 现在山贼没了
01:27:54百姓自然不用害怕
01:27:55各自安居这夜吧 退堂
01:27:56没意思 没意思
01:27:57香姑娘 幸好没有来世
01:27:59还行吧 你要是再晚来一会儿
01:28:00我就只能再给县县林跳个大神了
01:28:02对了 南珠村烧掉的房屋菜地
01:28:03香东已表示加倍赔偿
01:28:04只是村民们说以后不准你再回村去了
01:28:06不然看到就打
01:28:07好 那穷乡僻壤的我也不稀罕去
01:28:08等等 有件事你得做好心理准备
01:28:09这一次你做不成县义
01:28:10难道严县委他还能平安无事
01:28:12跟他没关系 是陆县令和柳石叶
01:28:13不会让你担任县义之职
01:28:14为何
01:28:15别问 问就是水太深 你把握不住
01:28:16师父 张补快真的当不了县位
01:28:18可惜了 张补快还是很正直的
01:28:20如果以后我当了大官 肯定要重用他这样的人
01:28:22那你想当什么大官
01:28:22我想当 就只是想想 我哪里能当上官
01:28:25没关系 想想又不犯法
01:28:26这样吧 师父我帮你想
01:28:27如果你能当上知府 你让张补快担任什么职务
01:28:29当然是都尉
01:28:30若是你当了尚书呢
01:28:31不管是哪一部 都得让他担任个侍郎
01:28:34那要是你当了皇帝呢
01:28:35肯定封他做庭位了
01:28:37太位的话不行
01:28:38张补图不会行军打仗
01:28:39师父 我也就是随便说说
01:28:40你别多想
01:28:40那 我就送朱朱姑娘回家了
01:28:45大人 卑职
01:28:47你别说 听我说
01:28:47待半天了 先喝个茶解解渴吧
01:28:49谢从来一家怎么死的 我也知道
01:28:51你还牵连进两年前的面门案
01:28:52今天若不是本官替你隐瞒
01:28:53你知道是什么后果
01:28:54但要是你早点告诉我
01:28:55哪里会闹成这般一命
01:28:56卑职考虑不周
01:28:57往后任何事都禀报大人
01:28:58绝无隐瞒
01:28:59这才对嘛
01:29:00早点回家歇着吧
01:29:01谢家被抢的银票呢
01:29:03没找到
01:29:04只剩些不值钱的大件
01:29:05只能查封
01:29:05枉我三番两次示好替他遮掩
01:29:08一点都不懂回报
01:29:08这样的人
01:29:09留着何用
01:29:10大人放心 已经办好了
01:29:11刘师叔
01:29:12你觉得谁来担任嫌位妥当
01:29:13王顺
01:29:13此人能力差但圆滑
01:29:14对严嫌位的是了如指掌
01:29:15且没心机便于拿捏
01:29:16张补快太直
01:29:17不利于我们对付相识
01:29:18就他了
01:29:19相识的酿酒法子
01:29:20那是源源不断的财富
01:29:21我们必须拿到手
01:29:22陆县令真不错
01:29:24至于那疯婆子
01:29:25以后有的是机会对付他
01:29:26等着吧
01:29:27上火
01:29:29流鼻血了
01:29:30县令
01:29:33害 我
01:29:36陶 王顺这小子有什么能耐
01:29:38我看就是县太爷不公
01:29:39这县位就该是你的
01:29:40谁稀罕当那个县位
01:29:42以后你们跟着我
01:29:43只管好好做事
01:29:44好好赚银子
01:29:44别老想着去烫那个浑水
01:29:45严县位服毒自尽
01:29:47傻子也不信
01:29:47王顺有本事
01:29:48大傻子也不信
01:29:49但这水伸着呢
01:29:51我们真把握不住啊