00:07Newcastle wanted to do a commercial but they can't afford to do a commercial so they asked
00:13me to do an interview about what it would be like if we had made the commercial and basically I
00:20got
00:20to act like my real self which is a total psycho bitch who's mean to everybody and so I said
00:27yes
00:28because that's like breathing to me it was easy I was really excited to make a commercial with
00:34Newcastle but then turns out they don't even have the money or permission to make us commercial they
00:40can't even say the word it's bleeped I don't think they can say like aim I'll just give you an
00:48endorsement right now hi um Newcastle Brown Ale the only beer that ever promised me a high-paying
00:54role in a commercial and then backed out at the last second like a bunch of suck it suck it
01:08I try not to post too many pictures of the sunset or my food or too many selfies I did
01:16just today do
01:17like a like a picture from an event but I'm gonna try not to overdo those either and no like
01:23multiple
01:24posts in a row I can't stand that if I had a dog then it would become a problem I
01:28would be the lady
01:29who posts pictures of her dog non-stop that would just happen sorry world it happened so fast you
01:35know like the decision to to say hello to her then she said that she had seen me on the
01:39Kennedy Center
01:39Honors and so it was everything I could do to keep myself from crying and I wish that that were
01:44like
01:44a joke um and it and it basically wasn't oh as I was leaving I said thank you for your
01:51life and she laughed
01:53so um she finds my ineptitude charming which is great
01:58the lead singer of the strokes Julian Casablanca has been like my um all-time crush since I was 15
02:04but I don't ever want to meet him because I feel like you can't live up to like the crush
02:09you had when you were 15
02:10he's probably like a normal person whereas Beyonce actually is an angel sent from heaven
02:18don't go chasing waterfalls okay I used to know the rap and then I sang at a karaoke and I
02:23need
02:23to brush up because if it's going to be my karaoke song I need to know the rap it's unacceptable
02:30no there's no script so I have no idea what's going on with fit perfect too
02:43I'm gonna have to learn to play the spoons
