00:01It's a number of factors, not least of which is that it's just a really excellent movie.
00:06I mean, by any standards of regular movie making, it's really well done.
00:09I know why I'm talking about it, because I'm obsessed with it.
00:12We grew up through that time period and it's kind of like inscribed in as like,
00:17oh, we're all kind of 90s children.
00:20Because Clueless is like the best teen movie of all time, in my opinion.
00:30I'm Monet, a painting, an artist.
00:35When you call a girl a Monet, it means that she looks fine from a distance,
00:39but when you get up close, it's a big mess.
00:41Do you think she's prettier? She's a full-on Monet.
00:46Can I sing and dance Elton and Tyson?
00:48I don't even know who that is. Wait, who is it?
00:51Ooh, no, I honestly cannot.
00:54We can do it together. Come on, I know this one.
00:55Okay.
00:56Sherry, can you do this?
00:57Rollin' with the homies.
00:59Rollin' with the homies.
01:01Yeah, let's do it.
01:02Isn't it? Rollin' with the homies.
01:07Ooh.
01:12I know Dollface is one of them.
01:15Probably wrong. Maybe it's Cher Bear?
01:17It's not Dollface, right?
01:18That doesn't come before that.
01:21Duchess.
01:22Duchess.
01:23Duchess!
01:23Yes.
01:24Hey, Duchess.
01:26Yes?
01:27Duchess.
01:27Duchess.
01:28Dollface was close.
01:29You were close with Dollface.
01:33Who is Cher saving herself for?
01:35Oh my gosh.
01:36Oh, it's like a total 90s celebrity.
01:39Keep in mind, you're asking an old black dude these silly questions, and it's Luke Perry.
01:45Cher is saving herself for Luke Perry.
01:47Yeah, hell yeah, I'm right.
01:52I think hooking up in the back of his jeep.
01:55I don't recall the slang term, the term in the movie, but...
01:59Where you been all weekend? What's up? You jeeping behind my back?
02:01Was it jeeping?
02:02Jeepin'?
02:02Jeepin'.
02:03Jeepin'.
02:04Jeepin'.
02:04Jeepin'.
02:04Jeepin'.
02:05Jeepin'.
02:05Which is vehicular sex.
02:11I have absolutely no idea.
02:13Yeah, I'm gonna go with Shakespeare. Like, you can't lose with Shakespeare.
02:17This guy's quote comes from a very illustrious writer by the name of Cliff's Notes.
02:25Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, but thy eternal summer shall not fade. Fat!
02:31Did you write that?
02:32No, it's like a famous quote. From where?
02:35Cliff's Notes.
02:36Oh.
02:40Some Like It Hot and Spartacus.
02:44So, according to Cher, Christian brings two movies, Some Like It Hot and Sparaticus.
02:51Christian had a thing for Tony Curtis, so he brought over Some Like It Hot and Sparaticus.
02:58Don't know the answer. I remember the sign of the liquor store. It's like a hideous light-up clown. That
03:05is terrifying.
03:06I don't remember what it was called.
03:08I remember, I never-
03:08Just remember she was wearing an alaya.
03:10Yeah, and I never watched that scene because I hate clowns. I really don't like clowns.
03:14Count to a hundred. Thank you.
03:18One.
03:19Two.
03:22I've been there, to be fair. I like went there on a clueless sightseeing trip.
03:26I mean, like I went there on my own accord. It wasn't like a bus.
03:32I have no idea when the columns in Cher's house date back to.
03:36Do you know?
03:37That's next level. I have no idea.
03:40Okay, in the pantheon of really crazy questions, this is one of the craziest.
03:45And it's totally 1972.
03:48What?
03:48Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.
03:58It's a lot.
03:59It's a lot?
04:00Yeah.
04:01180 tardies.
04:02Oh, not that many.
04:05Can I get like a multiple choice?
04:07Travis Cruz, 38 tardies. By far the most tardies in the class. Congratulations.
04:16And then he gets up and does his speech.
04:18I'd like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school.
04:20The L.A. city bus driver.
04:22For taking a chance on an unknown kid.
04:24And last but not least, the wonderful crew at McDonald's.
04:27For spending hours making those egg McMuffins.
04:29Without which.
04:30I might never be tardy.
04:34So, I know that the last name on Cher's report card is not her actual last name in the movie,
04:40which is Horowitz.
04:41But I can't remember exactly what the name is.
04:44Maybe she's like Prince and only has one name.
04:47Could be.
04:48I'm gonna guess Hamilton.
04:50It's right?
04:51Yeah!
05:00Clueless is said one time in the movie?
05:03Maybe two?
05:04I don't know.
05:06Can I call you out on a bullshit question?
05:09She is so adorably clueless.
05:12No.
05:13That you found someone even more clueless than you are to worship you.
05:17Boy, considering how clueless she was, Ty certainly had that damsel in distress act.
05:22I was just totally clueless.
05:25I'm like, why do we need a reason to talk about it?
05:26Why do people talk about The Godfather?
05:28They talk about it because it's a good movie.
05:29I don't know why people think it's a guilty pleasure.
05:31It's a great walking movie.
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