00:03Today's the day. I've done all my research. I've put in the time and now all that's left is to
00:08pick
00:09out the perfect outfit. But what do you wear to the gynecologist? I want her to think I'm smart.
00:15She has to know I've read a lot about my symptoms. She has so many college degrees and I just
00:20have
00:20the one. That's for puppetry. Oh, hello doctor. Based on my extensive research, the pain I'm
00:29having during intercourse seems consistent with endometriosis. I should know. I'm also a doctor.
00:37But I don't want her to think I just sit around all day reading articles, even though I do. I
00:42want
00:42her to think I'm fun and chill. She has to believe I'm cool enough to be having sex. Um, yeah,
00:50I have
00:51sex. Sometimes thrice a year. Okay, okay. But she has to know I'm not being too casual about sex.
00:59The amount of sex I have is a dorkable. Ugh. Pain is nothing to me. When I was born,
01:07I cut my own umbilical cord. No, no, no, no, no, no. Just missing. Perfect.
