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R29s exclusive premiere of Season 1 Episode 1 of BBC's America Killing Eve
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24:35Mitglieds' dupes'
25:01Oh, no.
25:08I have to kill you.
25:13I'm really sorry.
25:16I have to do it.
25:19Gotta go on my way.
25:21Oh, no.
25:22I have to kill you.
25:25Agree!
25:27I took it for so long.
25:35Two teeth and gas that they had.
25:39I was loading my gun.
25:43I got you, I tear you up.
25:48I have to kill you.
25:53Do you want cheese on it?
25:55No.
25:56Yes.
25:57Yes, please.
26:13Hey.
26:15Hey.
26:16Ah.
26:18Jesus.
26:18Uh-huh.
26:19All that from a tiny puncture.
26:22It's so awful.
26:24And awful.
26:25Yeah.
26:26Did it?
26:26How would you kill me if you could?
26:29Um, I don't know.
26:31Push you down the stairs?
26:32No, seriously.
26:33They come for you immediately.
26:35I don't know.
26:36Flatter you to death.
26:38Okay.
26:39How would you kill me?
26:41I'd paralyze you with saxotoxin and suffocate you in your sleep.
26:45Chop you into the smallest bits I could manage.
26:47Boil you down, put you in a blender.
26:50Then take you to work in a flask and flush you down a restaurant toilet.
26:55You've really thought about that.
26:57Smart, huh?
26:58Very.
27:00Sexy.
27:02Hugely.
27:03Do you want supper?
27:04Ooh, yes.
27:05Okay.
27:06Love you.
27:06Love you.
27:14Ben.
27:37Do you want to have sex?
27:39Sure.
27:47You know, someone is lying about the CCTV.
27:50Bill?
27:52No.
27:54What do you say about the recording?
27:58I didn't tell him.
28:00I need to get more, and I need her consent to record her.
28:05How bad have you been?
28:07Really bad.
28:08You're in the wrong department.
28:10Yes.
28:10You should have been a spy.
28:12Exactly. Thank you.
28:21Sorry, sex.
28:23I'm actually knackered.
28:25Oh, good. Okay.
28:34Can I get Dom's number?
28:38What?
28:44Afternoon, everybody.
28:49Do you think you could excuse your guests?
28:55Au revoir.
29:05Three days ago, one of Moscow's most controversial politicians was found professionally murdered in a pretty street in Vienna.
29:15Very good.
29:17The murder took place in a CCTV blind spot. Also good.
29:22The politician's girlfriend was reportedly with him while he died.
29:27Fine.
29:29And was not harmed.
29:31Not so good.
29:33She is currently in London, where she will be interviewed as a principal witness to the murder.
29:39Bad.
29:40Which will take place tomorrow.
29:43Very bad.
29:46Have you had the haircut?
29:49Have you had the haircut?
29:50Hmm.
29:53The train leaves in an hour.
29:58So keep the job tidy, huh?
30:00Your fancy hairpin is all over the press.
30:03Don't worry.
30:04I got another one.
30:05It's not funny.
30:07That was a bit.
30:09They won't catch me.
30:12They might.
30:13They won't.
30:14No, listen, they might.
30:15They won't.
30:16Make it look like suicide.
30:22First class.
30:24Of course.
30:30Lunch swap.
30:31Sure.
30:35Your wife is an artist.
30:38She's a control freak.
30:42Can I eat this cold?
30:44Yeah.
30:45Just don't tell Nico.
30:47How is he?
30:48He's really well.
30:50He's really nice.
30:52He's really well.
30:54Okay.
30:54Is that what you've been wanting to talk about?
30:56You've been weirdly casual all morning.
30:58I don't want to talk about that.
30:59Spit it out.
31:01You've got as long as this pie lasts.
31:04Okay.
31:06The Kedron assassin was a woman.
31:09Oh.
31:09I interviewed the witness and she confirmed it.
31:10I'll give you the 20 quid to shut up.
31:13There was CCTV.
31:15See, there wasn't any CCTV until after I suggested it might be a woman.
31:19Did you just say you interviewed the witness?
31:23Eve, what's happened to you?
31:24You're going mad.
31:25Nothing ever happens.
31:26See, now this woman is happening and either someone is stopping it from coming out or someone is too lazy
31:32to follow it up.
31:33Are you accusing me of something?
31:35I don't know.
31:35Maybe.
31:36Yes.
31:37Maybe you're being lazy.
31:38And so what if it is a woman anyway?
31:40I don't care if it was an alien.
31:41Yeah, but she's new and she's prolific, Bill.
31:45Look.
31:46It's not our job.
31:47I've been compiling these cases for months.
31:49Tuscany.
31:49Yesterday.
31:50Kasia is the only lead we have and tomorrow morning she's someone else's witness.
31:54Yes, and they'll interview her and find it all out for themselves.
31:58What if they're in on it?
31:59In on what?
32:02I don't know.
32:03I just think it's weird.
32:06Our job is weird, but it's also boring.
32:10I'm sorry if your husband is boring you too, but that doesn't give you an excuse to go rogue at
32:15work.
32:16You could get in a lot of trouble if I was a serious man.
32:19Trouble's not interested in me.
32:20Go to the hospital, make sure your witness is cosy and safe, then go home and don't do anything weird.
32:34It's only two or three questions. Just say you're her cousin.
32:39I'm with the security team monitoring Kasia Mikulska.
32:43Last on the left, ask for Nurse Watkins. You can't miss her. She's in the fun scrubs.
32:52Hey, Palastri.
32:55Hi, is Kasia awake?
32:57Oh, she's not fit for interview, am I right?
32:58Oh, no, I know. This is a relative of Kasia's. He just wanted to say hi quickly.
33:03Oh, lovely. Okay, just take a seat. I'll let you know when she's ready.
33:07Great, thank you.
33:12Is this legal?
33:15It's fine. Wait here a sec. I'm just going to pop to the loo.
33:19You should have brought us some chocolate or something.
33:24I'll see what I can find.
34:00Are you all right?
34:10I'll see you.
34:13Wear it down.
34:33Hey.
34:34Where are you?
34:35On the loo.
34:36There was no CCTV.
34:38What?
34:39It's annoying me, but you were right.
34:44We've been bullshit.
34:46Keep that girl safe.
35:09Don?
35:11Oh, my God.
35:13Oh, my God.
35:14Oh, my God.
35:16Oh, my God.
35:16Oh, Jesus.
35:17Don?
35:18Don?
35:19Oh, my God, Kasia.
35:20Oh, my God, Kasia.
35:21Oh, my God.
35:22Oh, Kasia.
35:23Oh, Kasia.
35:23Please.
35:24Please.
35:24Stay with me.
35:25Somebody help me.
35:27Oh, my God.
35:28Somebody help me.
35:29Oh, my God.
35:30Fuck.
35:31So, stay with me.
35:31Stay with me.
35:32Stay with me.
35:33Stay with me.
35:33No.
35:35Benje, accelerate.
35:39Benje, accelerate.
35:40Benje, accelerate.
35:41No, no, no.
35:43No, no, no, no, no, no.
35:46Somebody help me.
35:48Oh.
35:49Oh.
35:50Oh, oh.
36:02If they fire you, you better drag me down with you.
36:05No, you're not doing that.
36:06I am.
36:07I've been looking for an excuse to call Frank a dick swab for years.
36:10I'm the dick swab.
36:13I should have requested more security.
36:16You had two armed officers.
36:18You did the right thing.
36:23You're brilliant.
36:26Just don't tell them everything.
36:28You'll sound like a nutter.
36:33Right.
36:34The boy's parents are here.
36:37Apparently they thought he was playing bridge.
36:44Have you made your statement?
36:48Well, that one could have gone better.
36:54I don't want to say you only had one job.
36:56Oh, piss off, Frank.
37:00I don't think you should speak to me like that right now, Eve.
37:05Can you, can you just tell me what I need to do?
37:12From what I've managed to gather, you have conducted an illegal investigation.
37:17You've manipulated a witness.
37:20You've put a minor in danger.
37:22Oh, please.
37:22And on top of that, don't interrupt me, Bill.
37:25On top of that, you've failed at your actual job.
37:29No doubt because you were so busy executing your pretend job,
37:33which I believe was going to earn you 20 quid.
37:37And what you both seem to think is the most important thing about this case.
37:40No, the most important thing is that I was right about the fact that...
37:43No, no, the most important thing, Eve,
37:45is that four people are dead and it's all your fault.
38:01What were you right about?
38:08Kasia described the killer as a la decha, which means flat-chested.
38:13How did you know that?
38:14Because I secretly recorded the interview and brought it home
38:17and asked Dom and my husband to translate it for me.
38:23You're fired.
38:24You're a dick swab.
38:26Oi.
38:26Sorry.
38:27Thank you, Bill.
38:28No, I was going to call you a dick swab.
38:35Clearly there's going to be some reshuffering in your department.
38:40I suggest you both leave immediately.
38:43Your things will be biked to you.
38:50Just to be clear, Frank...
38:51You're fired.
38:52Excellent, thank you.
39:15Eve.
39:16Hi.
39:18Is there...
39:19anything you need at the shop?
39:23What?
39:24Milk or...
39:27uh...
39:31Married?
39:32Yes.
39:35You?
39:38A few times, yes.
39:43It's really nice of you to come and...
39:47whatever this is.
39:48Do you want milk?
39:50We think she's been operating for two years across ten countries.
39:55She's highly skilled, as yet untraceable, and frankly, she's starting to show off.
40:02When you're feeling perkier, I'd like to buy you breakfast at the Purple Penguin restaurant by Charing Cross.
40:09Thursday.
40:109 a.m.
40:11I'll wait for ten minutes.
40:15I'll wait for ten minutes.
40:16Right.
40:17Buy some milk.
40:19Or he'll think you're having an affair.
40:22Oh, I don't think he'd ever think that.
40:24They all think we're having affairs before they think we're secret agents.
40:27Oh, no, I think Nico would assume I was an agent before ever thinking that I was having an affair.
40:32You might want to make him think you're having an affair, then.
40:36Hope to see you Thursday.
41:27I believe there is a female assassin operating internationally
41:31and she's targeted a number of influential people.
41:33Who are you?
41:35Huge question.
41:36Can I show you something?
41:38A woman in London is leading a department just to find you.
41:41We have to focus on everything we know about her in order to get to them.
41:45What do you want to do?
41:46I want to see her apartment.
41:47Have you got something you need to get off your chest, Bill?
41:49You can't lead a team with assumptions.
41:51It's not how it's done.
41:54You disobeyed me.
42:00I think about you all the time.
42:03I think about what you're doing and who you're doing it with.
42:08I think about what you eat before you work or what shampoo you use.
42:12I think about what you feel when you kill someone.
42:17I have to find her.
42:18She wants me to find her.
42:20I just want to know everything.
42:22Please.
42:24Yeah, I got issues.
42:27And one of them is how bad I need you.
42:29I just want to know everything.
42:59You