00:00Hey, Marty! Field goal!
00:05Hey guys, how's it going?
00:07So now that football season is here, there are tons of tailgates happening like tons of parties
00:12And that means that like you got to dress up and you got to be the center of attention
00:16The only problem is that you're not when everybody is watching TV
00:20So I wanted to set you guys up with a way to guarantee that you'll be the center of attention
00:24Let's get started. So obviously you guys guessed it the perfect way to stay the center of attention
00:29at any football tailgate, is to plop your face on a crudy tape platter
00:33I'm going in with this hummus, you can use any regular old food grade hummus
00:38And I'm just going to smear it delicately around my cheekies
00:41And it's just going to be like a perfect kind of like CC cream
00:45Oh my god, Jessie, it's been forever!
00:48Now that we all humed it out and I made some pals along the way, we're going to go to
00:53guac town
00:53I'm taking this little pan of guac and I'm just going to lightly caress my T-zone with it
00:59Not only is this guac super hydrating, but it makes me feel like I'm at a spa
01:04Spa day or tailgate?
01:06You guys decide
01:09Hey, Stacey! Are you hungry?
01:12Now that we guac'd it out, I'm going to take this big bottle of ranch and we're going to pizza
01:16it up
01:17I know a lot of you guys prefer to use like a beauty blender, but this is just my technique
01:22I just kind of go directly from the bottle
01:25Not only is this ranch dressing face base incredibly cooling, but it also exfoliates my skin and gives it like
01:32an incredible sheen
01:34This ranch look makes me look like a howler monkey and I love that about myself
01:38Let's pizza it up, guys!
01:42So delicious, right? So good!
01:45Good!
01:46Good!
01:46Good!
