00:00Where are you going, Mama?
00:01To get you invited to that party.
00:04A real birthday party?
00:06It's finally happening!
00:12Here's the intel on Tara Summers.
00:13Dresses like her kid, yoga body, and is a military vegetarian.
00:16Not even bacon.
00:17No vegetarian eats bacon.
00:18Some make an exception, like in a cop salad.
00:20No.
00:20I don't have time to argue.
00:22I have to hit the press juice bar right where the 4 o'clock yoga class is letting out.
00:25Do I look like a Westport mom?
00:28You're wearing black baked potatoes on your feet.
00:30They're clogs.
00:31They're perfectly acceptable.
00:33If you work in a vet's office.
00:34To be clear, you're selling out your beliefs to befriend a woman you can't stand to get Anna Cat invited
00:38to a party with girls you don't approve of.
00:40No one wants to have sex with a sarcastic summarizer, Greg.
