00:00I want to get the period panties. Have you seen those?
00:02Oh my god, you can take full dumps in them and wear them for three weeks.
00:06Yeah.
00:07They're great. They can hold three period cycles. They're amazing.
00:10You can have a baby in them and the baby won't even see the baby.
00:16Each week, myself and a lovely co-host celebrate a hot, famous dude for being amazing,
00:22for being brilliant, and affecting positive change in the world.
00:25With me today is multi-talented rapper, actress, comedian, writer.
00:31I'm talking about Awkwafina!
00:34But her government name is Nora Long.
00:37Can you please tell everyone at home three fun facts about yourself?
00:40Okay. I like chickens.
00:43Who doesn't?
00:44No, not chicken.
00:46Chicken.
00:46Oh, chicken, like the pet.
00:48Like as a pet.
00:50Cool.
00:50I have a vestigial gooch.
00:52So I have the one gooch.
00:54Where is this gooch?
00:55Gooch means tail, right?
00:57I don't know anything.
00:58I just know about hot dudes.
00:59Right.
01:00I mean, that's good.
01:01Oh, woke bae.
01:02Yeah, woke bae, that's it.
01:03Woke bae.
01:03This guy is so amazing and so woke and so brilliant and so dope that he makes me want to
01:10give a two-tit salute.
01:12Wait, what's the two-tit salute?
01:14It's like this.
01:15Did you move?
01:16I can't do it.
01:16I can't.
01:17I'll do it hotter for you later.
01:19I'll do it hotter later.
01:20I can't do it.
01:21I can't do it.
01:22So, who is this mystery guy?
01:24It's...
01:25Justin Trudeau!
01:30Is he coming out?
01:32No.
01:32Do you think we have money for that?
01:35Anyway, we're here to talk about Justin Pierre Trudeau, who is the Canadian Prime Minister.
01:41Leader of the Liberal Party.
01:42Father of three kids.
01:44And friend to many Syrian refugees.
01:46And he's our woke bae of the week.
01:48Would you describe yourself as a feminist?
01:50Yes.
01:50Yes.
01:51I am a feminist.
01:52I'm proud to be a feminist.
01:53And he's also raising his sons to be feminists.
01:56To be a fem-feminist.
01:58It's great that you're engaged and modeling to your daughter that you want her in power and everything,
02:04but you need to take as much effort to talk to your son about how he treats women and how
02:10he is going to be grown up to be a feminist just like dad.
02:14And also, when everyone was like, no, to Syrian refugees, he was like, yeah, okay.
02:22He was like, come out of here.
02:25You need the bathroom?
02:26It's down two doors down the hall.
02:28Yep, on the left.
02:29Let me know if you need some towels.
02:31Because he knows that no one should be a victim of terrorism.
02:34And check out this dope-ass yoga pose that he's doing at work just cause.
02:40I bet that's how he lowers himself down to have sex.
02:43Just real slow, Mission Impossible style.
02:46Do, do, do, do.
02:47Oh, oh, oh, oh.
02:48This is a low-budget production.
02:49We can't afford for you to hum that song.
02:52Yeah, I can tell this is a low-budget production, Phoebe.
02:54So we've learned that he's uber-fit, he's gorgeous, and he's pro-equality.
02:59For example, last year, he decided to have a gender-balanced cabinet.
03:03That means 15 men and 15 women.
03:06And when he was asked about this in an interview, this is what he said.
03:09Because it's 2015.
03:12Oh!
03:12Oh!
03:14Worldstar!
03:15Is that supposed to be a mic drop?
03:17I told you we ain't got no money!
03:20Thank you, Justin.
03:21Equality shouldn't be something that's, like, crazy.
03:24It should be, like, standard issue.
03:27Oh, he has an open heart, he's hella smart,
03:30and he's hotter than all the guys on a season of The Bachelorette.
03:33That's why we're gonna give you a rose.
03:36We love you, Justin!
03:38He's not even here, Phoebe.
03:40I'm Phoebe Robinson.
03:41That's Awkwafina.
03:42Thank you guys so much for tuning in to Woke Bay.
03:46Love you, mean it!
