00:02Mom, I want to be a food blogger.
00:08No!
00:11Wow.
00:14I don't have any money.
00:17I'll get some.
00:20I get really frustrated because I feel like vaginas are just, like, poorly designed.
00:27Do you guys know why I'm single at all?
00:29Any reason?
00:34Ladies, it is my distinct honor to get to announce to you today that Weed Lube is here!
00:44Yeah.
00:45Every time, like, my friend is like, I can't date this guy.
00:48He's got, like, the Libra thing where he can't make a decision.
00:51And I'm just like, well, he also lives with his mom, so.
00:53Do you want to watch porn on Tumblr with me and then share it?
00:58Love KCost.
00:59Okay.
01:00Could, um, water my world any old time he wants.
01:03There we go.
01:04He could, uh, dance with my wolf.
01:06Don't worry about it.
01:07Everybody has herpes.
01:08Do you?
01:09Oh, no, no, no, no.
01:09Not me.
01:10Just me.
01:12I'm the truth fairy.
01:13I bring the facts.
01:15Truth is baby showers make lots of women feel whack.
01:18Sometimes I think, well, if this career doesn't happen.
01:21If your career doesn't happen?
01:22If, what if I just make a baby?
01:25And then if I keep it alive, I've won.
01:28Oh, hi.
01:29I'm just trying mom on for size.
01:31Turns out, not ready.
01:36My image whenever something really bad happens, or even not that bad, just stressful, is
01:42I imagine going home and face planting into a bath mat.
01:45Ugh.
01:45Joe, do you have menopause right now?
01:47No, I don't think so.
01:49And you know what, partner?
01:50What?
01:50I don't think I ever will.
01:52Die young, baby!
01:54J Pandemic!
01:58J EB NPC
01:59Thanks everyone!
01:59Bye!
01:59Bye!
01:59Bye!
02:00Bye!
02:02Bye!
