00:00Warn other girls not to go into the tar pit of shitty guys.
00:04Okay, go.
00:06Okay.
00:09Oh my god, fuck yeah!
00:12I'm fat.
00:14Oh, it's hot!
00:15Kind of hurt.
00:18Die! Flamethrower!
00:25This doesn't feel like a one-eyes day.
00:27Yeah.
00:28We should just get mad.
00:30I mean, it's just...
00:32This feels like the beginning of something.
00:35Are you sure you don't want to jump in? There's all sorts of awesome stuff in here.
00:38I found all of these vegetables, and look, that bread, well, that actually has some mold on it.
00:43Somebody should throw that away.
00:45I don't know if you had, like, a hamburger or if this is like a gluten thing,
00:48but this is all just bad food and super toxic energy.
00:53You've really never seen Schindler's List.
00:55It's easily my favorite movie.
00:57I keep meaning to, it's just...
00:59It seems intense, you know?
01:01It is intense.
01:03It's history.
01:04You know, it happened.
01:06Most people your age have this pie-in-the-sky idea about what it means to be an artist.
01:10You're not gonna be the next Walt Disney.
01:12And that's okay.
01:13You can still have a satisfying job in your field.
01:16It's good that you know your limitations.
01:18Well, I am glad you're not one of my three dates for tonight.
01:21Happy Valentine's Day.
01:22Gonna go get him a dickwit.
01:24Great a note.
01:25I could tell you were falling for me, so I just wanted to let you down easy, you know?
01:29Yeah, Lyric is pretty ridiculous.
01:31I think she wants us to hook up or something.
01:34Well, we could try, but I'd have to pretend you were Chris Pratt the whole time.
01:38You are gay.
01:40Oh my god, that explains so much.
01:43What was I thinking?
01:45That's the question everyone wants to know, Amanda Banks.
01:48Why were you with that shitty asshole for so long?
01:52What were you thinking?
