00:02There's curiosity out there.
00:03There is curiosity, and that's what your new book is about.
00:05It's all about how to make, how to be a good public speaker.
00:09Because people can go rogue, which is what this show is, right?
00:13I mean, people, and I only made this show 30 minutes,
00:15and I think that's doing a favour for everybody,
00:17because nobody should have to watch me for longer than that.
00:20Well, if it was all of a monologue,
00:22even 30 minutes might be too long, but as it is,
00:24it's, if anything, too short. It's good.
00:26Well, you gotta, yeah, but you've gotta chop it up, right?
00:28Because I actually, I actually have made a TED Talk.
00:31I don't know, I mean, I don't know how you auditioned for this,
00:34but I made one for you.
00:35Excellent.
00:35So I thought, well, if you're gonna be here,
00:37we might as well show it to you, right?
00:39Okay.
00:39Can you, would you mind taking a quick look?
00:41It's like a minute. It's not even that long.
00:43It's just an audition tape.
00:44Let's see it.
00:53Since the dawn of time, nobody has truly ever understood time.
00:57Not even geniuses like Newton, Galileo,
01:03the person who came up with daylight savings.
01:06But I understand time.
01:08And you will too.
01:11Let me break it down using my new show, Chelsea, on Netflix.
01:16My new half hour show will be on three times a week.
01:20So three times a half hour equals three half hours.
01:26And three half hours times three times a week equals one and a half hours spread over three days.
01:34Those days are Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday at the exact same time around the world.
01:45Which means for the first time in time, all time around the world is the same time.
