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00:00Music
00:24I would like to begin today by apologizing
00:28on behalf of you to me
00:32for how you have treated me these last two weeks
00:36and that apology is not accepted.
00:40I'm here to swallow gum and I'm here to take Nade.
00:47Are you okay?
00:49Come here.
00:54This is soapy water
00:56and I'm washing that filthy lion.
01:00Spices can explain it so you dumb babies can understand it.
01:03So I guess I can't use my big words.
01:06I'm gonna have to use my dollies.
01:08Alright, you ready for dollies?
01:10You can understand what's going on.
01:12Here's how it's gonna go down.
01:14You've got your TSA agent right here, okay?
01:17And first you've got Barbie coming in.
01:19Nice American girl back from a dream vacation.
01:23We know she's okay because she's blonde.
01:27So she gets in.
01:30Easy. We understand that. Perfect.
01:32Now who's up next?
01:34Uh-oh.
01:35Uh-oh. It's Moana.
01:38Whoa. Whoa. Slow your roll, honey.
01:41And then we're gonna pat her down.
01:44And then we're gonna read her emails.
01:46And if we don't like the answers, which we won't.
01:49Boom. One time to Mobe.
01:51I'm looking at the real numbers here
01:53and they directly contradict everything.
02:02You know what that was?
02:03That was me blowing away their dishonesty.
02:07Mentally, though, are you okay?
02:10Are you kidding me?
02:11Are you okay?
02:13Are you okay?
02:14Are you okay?
02:15Are you okay?
02:17Everybody.
02:17Everybody.

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