00:00Have you ever liked somebody so much it almost made you sick?
00:03It's like my stomach ties up in knots.
00:06And I can't breathe.
00:08And sometimes I think I'm gonna throw up.
00:15We're like stuck in nerdville.
00:23Who put you up to this?
00:24What do you mean?
00:25You just woke up this morning and suddenly decided to run for president?
00:34Hi, is Rachel here? I'm her sister.
00:36Oh my god, Jill!
00:38Oh my god, Rachel!
00:39Oh my god, introduce us!
00:42I'm gonna show you a little maneuver that my mother taught me in junior high.
00:45It's called the bend and snap.
00:47I think I dropped something on the floor that I need to pick up.
00:50So you bend and snap!
00:53You are my little cousin Cecily, I'm sure.
00:57You are under some strange mistake.
00:59I'm not little.
01:00In fact, I believe I'm more than usually tall for my age.
01:04What? Speak!
01:05Ooh!
01:07Hello, Patriots!
01:09I don't think I've been this excited since Gucci became a publicly traded company.
01:17I am not dead.
01:18I think I would know if I was dead.
01:24What's happening to me?
01:25You want to drink at all?
01:26I follow my father's rule on drinking.
01:28Which is?
01:29Never drink to feel better.
01:31Only drink to feel even better.
01:34And then...
01:35Circus came to town.
01:37Okay, you can do this.
01:38You are a confident woman who can deal with conflict.
01:40I'm gonna pass out.
01:41Oh my god.
01:43What have I done?
01:46Everything but your husband is gonna be fine.
01:49I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but he's dead.
01:57I want more of that.
01:58That feeling.
02:00Because that made me feel alive too.
02:05I want more!
