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00:00Am I living the dream? I don't know.
00:02Did I also just walk past a food truck and buy myself a waffle sundae? Yes!
00:07Oh my god, look at that. It's waffles. Delicious waffles.
00:12Should we try? Yeah, let's try.
00:14Wait, what were you saying?
00:16Try. Just enjoy.
00:19Yeah, there we go.
00:21Are you sure that's the best thing for you right now?
00:23Oh, it's the best thing on the menu.
00:27Thank you, Darma.
00:28Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?
00:31People are idiots, Leslie.
00:38I got you some waffles here, courtesy of JJ's Diner, and chicken soup, courtesy of me.
00:45I'll take the waffles. Thank you.
00:48Sometimes you're so focused and driven that you forget about people's feelings.
00:53Name one time I've done that.
00:56We were so wrapped up in your story that you actually ate my waffles.
01:02Anything for my favorite customer.
01:04I bet you say that's all the girls.
01:06Oh, no, no. Actually, you're my favorite.
01:08You spent over a thousand dollars last year on waffles alone.
01:13If you were particularly amped up about a project, I'd take you to JJ's and distract you with waffles.
01:20Those are distraction waffles? I thought they were friendship waffles.
01:23Breakfast food can serve many purposes.
01:25We need to remember what's important in life.
01:28Friends.
01:29Waffles.
01:30Waffles.
01:31Or waffles. Friends work.
01:33Doesn't matter.
01:34But work is third.
01:35I will be damned if they take my waffles.

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