00:04You
00:10Have you ever liked somebody so much it almost made you sick? It's like my stomach ties up in knots
00:16And I can't breathe and sometimes I think I'm gonna throw up
00:24We're like stuck in Nerdville
00:33Who put you up to this? What do you mean? You just woke up this morning and suddenly decided to
00:38run for president?
00:44Hi, is Rachel here? I'm her sister. Oh my god, Jill. Oh my god, Rachel. Oh my god, introduce us
00:52I'm gonna show you a little maneuver that my mother taught me in junior high. It's called the bend and
00:56snap
00:57I think I dropped something on the floor that I need to pick up
00:59So you bend
01:02And snap
01:03You are my little cousin, Cecily, I'm sure. You are under some strange mistake
01:09I'm not little. In fact, I believe I'm more than usually tall for my age. What? Speak!
01:17Hello Patriots! I don't think I've been this excited since Gucci became a publicly traded company
01:27I am not dead. I think I would know if I was dead
01:34What's happening to me?
01:35Do you want to drink at all?
01:36I follow my father's rule on drinking
01:38Which is?
01:39Never drink to feel better. Only drink to feel even better
01:43And then
01:45Circus came to town
01:47Okay, you can do this
01:48You're a confident woman who can deal with conflict. I'm gonna pass out. Oh my god
01:53What have I done?
01:56Everything but your husband is gonna be fine
02:00I'm sorry to have to tell you this but he's dead
02:07I want more of that that feeling because that made me feel alive too
02:15I want more!
