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Promotion: Pro Wrestling Guerrilla
WON rating: *****
Match type: Six Man Tag Team
Event: PWG Battle Of Los Angeles 2016 - Tag 2
Promotion: Pro Wrestling Guerrilla
WON rating: *****
Match type: Six Man Tag Team
Event: PWG Battle Of Los Angeles 2016 - Tag 2
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SportsTranscript
00:07and now ladies and gentlemen your main event of the evening non-tournament six-person match
00:30with a round of applause for that ceremony. In choosing first, at a total combined weight of 535 pounds, the
00:43team of Royal Osprey,
00:46Beck Seidel and Rickerson! Three of the greatest High Flyers in the world, together on one team, taking on the
01:05Bullet Club, basically.
01:18And now points. At a total combined weight of 565 pounds. Adam Cole counting for the vast majority of that.
01:28In the same middle, Royal Tag Team Champions, Nick and Matt Jackson, the Blue Bucks, and Adam King!
01:48The Young Bucks and Cole, members of the Bullet Club, bringing their band of, uh, brand of, uh, I don't
02:00even know, they're not really like,
02:02I like the NWO, they're not beating everybody up. Nah, they beat each other up mostly. Hey, I'm Chuck Taylor.
02:07Hey, Chuck Taylor back here on commentary. And really, I mean, this, the story of this match is you got,
02:15um,
02:17you got five guys in incredible shape, and then one guy that looks like he's 20 pounds of mashed potatoes
02:22in a 10 pound bag.
02:25And really, I mean, I would say that, that Osprey, Seidel, and Ricochet have the clear advantage.
02:30I don't know how they couldn't. Uh, the Young Bucks are the best tag team in the world, but, uh,
02:34they got a, a real weak link on the chain here.
02:39I mean, he's like a literal anchor. Yeah. Dragging them down. He just faked up doing a moonsault with a
02:45guy that close to doing it.
02:47He's insane. He's an insane person now. Yes. Uh,
02:53Oh, the other team here, uh, Seidel, Ricochet, Osprey, almost, I don't want to say three different generations,
03:00because they're probably a part of the same generation, but three different parts of the same generation.
03:04Seidel, definitely the, uh, the veteran here. The early era. Yeah. And then Ricochet came along in the middle,
03:11and now you've got the young upstart Osprey. All three men have had huge success in New Japan Pro Wrestling.
03:19I mean, actually, as, as have the Young Bucks and Adam Cole just getting his start over there.
03:26Great comeback by Adam Cole, known, renowned for his, uh, rapier whip.
03:33Big lock up here in the center of the ring. Ricochet and Cole.
03:37Oh. Have these two ever wrestled? Probably.
03:42You can assume, right? Yeah. Um, maybe even an Ebola?
03:47Oh. I don't know. It feels, it feels like they have.
03:52Completely unnecessary flips, turning his arm six different ways just to get a wrist lock.
03:56Oh, they could spit in his face. I would do the same thing. Great move by Cole. I don't respect
04:00or like him, but...
04:02Oh! Pump kick to the back of the head.
04:06Oh!
04:07Wow! Whoa!
04:09Flip it over into the Lurana.
04:11Look out! Oh!
04:12Oh, wait!
04:12Four arms.
04:13Picks flight!
04:19Three men gonna take to the skies here.
04:22Oh, fake out, trap ball back tuck. How about that?
04:26Three great athletes.
04:26Three goddamn-diculous.
04:29Three very fae poses.
04:34Bullet Club re-enters the ring.
04:38Facing off with their opponents.
04:40Triple shove.
04:43Wern is on time on the shove.
04:45Triple super kick.
04:47Well-timed there.
04:51Seidel!
04:53Gonna hit the ropes.
04:54Whoa!
04:54Whoa!
04:56Whoa!
04:56Seidel spilled to the outside and lost his footing on the top.
04:59And now the Bullet Club just descending on him like vultures.
05:03Double Sasuke!
05:05Oh my God!
05:06Oh my God!
05:09I'm gonna say, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go to bat here for Ricochet and Seidel.
05:14They meant to do that.
05:15It's a diversionary tactic.
05:17Right, yeah, yeah.
05:19It wasn't for Matt Seidel just taking a spill.
05:24I bet he's so mad. Look at him.
05:26You made me look like a dick, man. Come on, what the fuck?
05:28Why'd you do that?
05:30Oh, triple super kick that time by Bullet Club.
05:33We should put a counter in the bottom left-hand corner and super kick to this match.
05:36That's six already.
05:40Oh, here comes.
05:42Oh, Terminator style.
05:44Kenny Omega style, yeah.
05:46Oh, boots to the midsection.
05:48Oh, Tripp P-bomb coming.
05:49Somebody get kicked in the face.
05:51Oh!
05:52Triple powerbomb on the ring apron.
05:55Tripp apron P-bombs by the Bullet Club.
05:58Uh, they slide back in the ring.
06:00I think maybe, uh...
06:02Now, the Kenny Omega dive.
06:04He's taking the dive.
06:07Five bucks that they do, like, a funny, like, bow dive thing here.
06:11Five bucks.
06:12I'm not taking that.
06:14Oh!
06:16Triple tope Suicida!
06:19If I tell you why I said that, it's because I didn't think Adam Cole could fit between the top
06:23and middle rope.
06:23That was the most amazing thing I've seen all night.
06:26Two, three.
06:27I wasn't paying attention, but maybe somebody held down the rope.
06:30That's gonna happen, yeah.
06:31A little wider clearance.
06:32You know what?
06:32These are, you know, the ropes are actually a little bit, there's less space between them than usual.
06:37And Cole can't fit through normal ropes.
06:39Yeah.
06:39I would think.
06:40I mean, look at how he's struggling right now.
06:43Look at his gut real hard.
06:46Ricochet rolled it to the ring.
06:48Cole...
06:48He's gonna kill himself, and his suicide note is gonna be...
06:51Fuck you.
06:51It's just gonna be PWG commentary made me do this.
06:56Boots to the midsection, to the chest, and now choking Ricochet with his boot across the throat.
07:02Here we go.
07:05Getting in the face of senior official Rick Knox.
07:07Knox, not afraid to clothesline, and he'll take that head off of the old Knox line.
07:12Do you got a name for that?
07:12Knox.
07:13The Knox line?
07:13Knox line.
07:14Knoxville.
07:15Taking him to Knoxville.
07:17I just kinda like that.
07:17Yeah, daddy's going on a train to Knoxville.
07:20Flipping neckbreaker across the knee.
07:22And great double D move.
07:25Ricochet actually ended up in perfect pinning position for Matt.
07:31York conquests!
07:33York conquests!
07:33York conquests!
07:34York conquests!
07:35York conquests!
07:36Cardizan crowd here at 50-50 split.
07:38Ricochet trying to fight.
07:39Five Winfнев.
07:40York conquests!
07:42York conquests!
07:46York conquests!
07:57Young Conquets!
07:58There we go.
07:59Rolling.
08:01Into the TDT!
08:06Maybe the roll's unnecessary.
08:07Maybe drop the roll.
08:08Just go TDT the guy.
08:10Now Osprey tags in.
08:11Ducks and clothesline from the middle.
08:12Oh, you're peeing.
08:14Wow!
08:16Incredible corkscrew on the Tierra's.
08:19Give me a second.
08:19Just let the hard run run.
08:23Nick wants to run a double team here.
08:25Matt was still a little hurt from the mid-scissor.
08:28Osprey ducks under the double.
08:30Backflips to his feet.
08:31Catches two for one on the arm drag.
08:33Looks like a dickhead smiling there.
08:37Back rolls to his feet here.
08:38Charges to the corner.
08:40Up and over the top goes Osprey.
08:42Wow!
08:43Combination.
08:46Over the top with the senton.
08:49Seven.
08:51Seven super kick turns.
08:52Will Osprey inside out.
08:54Wow!
08:55Nick Jackson not ricocheting off the apron as he was drop kicking.
08:58Into a springboard.
09:02And now Iverslips his own brother.
09:05Passes him by.
09:06Double drop kick.
09:08Through the ropes.
09:09We've seen this on numerous occasions.
09:11Twisted boy.
09:14Effortlessly athletic.
09:15And look how he's holding the ropes down for the jersey Adam Cole.
09:20Good luck.
09:21Yeah.
09:23Yeah.
09:25Yeah.
09:25Yeah.
09:25He actually, he ran out of breath running the ropes.
09:28That's why he stuck.
09:28I love to eat ice cream.
09:38They're just out of their mind now.
09:40Two insane people.
09:41Guys.
09:44Body slam by Cole.
09:46And we're kind of, like, we're enabling their insanity.
09:49Oh, yeah.
09:50We should have an intervention for how crazy these two young men have become.
09:55It is a little ridiculous.
09:56Like, hey guys.
09:57You gotta tell me.
09:57Yeah.
10:00You're barely human beings at this point.
10:02Oh!
10:02Oh, wow.
10:04I think Ospreay, Ospreay tried to flip over the ropes.
10:07But Cole, at the last second, went down.
10:10And so he threw off Ospreay's trajectory.
10:13And, I mean, Ospreay just basically died.
10:16He just took a powerbomb from the turnbuckle there.
10:18Too sweet!
10:18Too sweet!
10:21Too sweet!
10:22Too sweet!
10:24Too sweet!
10:24Too sweet!
10:25Ospreay is in trouble right now.
10:31Too sweet!
10:32You guys are.
10:33They are formidable opponents.
10:35You lead!
10:39You lead!
10:40You lead!
10:42You lead!
10:42You lead!
10:43You lead!
10:44You lead!
10:46You lead!
10:47Those are not the actions of a rational man.
10:49Oh!
10:49I think Nick Jackson's my favorite wrestler.
10:52I love them young bucks as a tag team.
10:54But I think Nick Jackson's maybe my favorite single wrestler in the world.
11:00Now, bringing Ospreay over to the corner.
11:02He's out to Matt.
11:06Here comes Matt.
11:08Cartwheel, back handspring!
11:11Cartwheel, back handspring!
11:14Oh!
11:18Oh!
11:22Oh!
11:22Oh!
11:24Oh!
11:25Oh!
11:25Oh!
11:25Oh!
11:25Oh!
11:26Oh!
11:27leave him bloody oh he's stealing boyhood dream you don't steal boyhood dream from me matt jackson
11:36i'm not talking to him in the back about that daddy does boyhood dream a one-count kick out
11:42by osprey but you can see he actually grimaced because when his back contacts the mat from the
11:48back rake he's got skin drift off his back i mean as absurd as it is it's actually an effective
11:55maneuver that's a real boring ass suplex there manipulating osprey into a camel clutch oh we
12:04saw this last night they're gonna hit the ropes a bunch of times osprey is one arm free though
12:11here we go adam cold just barking instructions oh no oh no osprey escaped out the back door
12:23that's incest that's illegal 15 percent handspring we got all three of them perfect strike by osprey
12:37we just witnessed incest in the middle of a wrestling ring unnecessary roll here comes
12:43ricochet she tags in tucks the line by cole elbow shot takes nick off the apron boot up catches matt
12:50in the trot the chin oh all right to the midsection tdt matt charges in with the lariat ricochet
12:59got him northern lights rolls through what's the suplex nick right there oh nick trying to save
13:04his brother brother oh
13:07go to the side of the head and now deadlift deadlift course for a brain buster crazy strength ricochet
13:15is ridiculous
13:27tremendous sequence by ricochet
13:32he's taking the fight straight to all three members of bullet club that are in the ring
13:38Shot across the spine.
13:39I don't know, maybe looking for the Benadriller.
13:41Cole works his way out.
13:42Oh, the pump kick.
13:43Right to face.
13:46Tried to drop.
13:47Oh, that's all Seidel.
13:49Handpoint accuracy.
13:50Great timing by Seidel.
13:51That's what the nod called him in.
13:58Crazy.
14:00For the risky business, excuse me.
14:02Two count.
14:06I think they call that one the Sky Crane.
14:09I'm pretty sure I think they told me that.
14:11That's when you jerk off in a bathroom on an airplane.
14:15Got a lot of time to do that on multiple flights to Japan.
14:19All right.
14:20Okay.
14:21All right.
14:23Here we go.
14:24Step on Frankensteiner by Seidel.
14:26Both Bullet Club members, or both Young Bucks come in.
14:28Step on Frankensteiner.
14:34Right now.
14:35She ducks the lariat.
14:36Oh, shot to the back.
14:37Oh, here it is.
14:38This is it.
14:39Here it is, driver.
14:40One, two.
14:42Two count.
14:47People clearing out.
14:49A lot of activity on the floor.
14:51Maybe they're upset.
14:52Yeah.
14:53They've had enough of the Young Bucks.
14:54This is just too much.
14:57Ricochet back flipping under his own stupid head.
14:59This beggar's belief.
15:03Seidel sets Adam Cole up on the top rope.
15:05On the second strand.
15:06They're going to climb up with him.
15:06Maybe look at the superplex.
15:08Maybe a super Frankensteiner.
15:10Look at him.
15:11He's up top.
15:17Adam Cole escaped underneath as Seidel was going up for the Frankensteiner.
15:21That was crazy.
15:24I've never seen a counter quite like that.
15:26Oh, DDT on the apron.
15:28Frankensteiner went head first.
15:31This match has just broken down completely.
15:35Flying knee.
15:36Adam Cole gets one of his own.
15:39It's the Wizard.
15:42They're going to set him up.
15:43What do we got here?
15:45Just lifting him up.
15:47Power bomb.
15:48Double Enzi.
15:50And he just dropped him all the way down.
15:53KGB in the corner.
15:56Big Kev, that one's for you.
15:59Setting him up.
16:01Oh, and Osprey eats the superkick.
16:04Oh, no.
16:06What is this?
16:09Nick.
16:10Nick, this is going to hurt.
16:20Oh, Jesus.
16:22How did he kick out of that?
16:34Now, Nick to the upside.
16:37Matt in the ring.
16:38Cole on the upside.
16:40Matt Seidel.
16:41Maybe thinking Meltzer here.
16:43At their mercy.
16:47Springboard.
16:48Oh, caught him.
16:49Look at that.
16:49Slice.
16:50Slice.
16:50And a franchisor.
16:52That was Shane Douglas' W-Stubby finish.
16:59Tags in Osprey.
17:00Osprey still hurt from that 450.
17:02Maybe go to the men a little bit.
17:04Shoulder in the midsection.
17:05Osprey springs off the back of Cole.
17:07Elbow strike sequence there.
17:10What a combination.
17:13Oh, superkick number nine in midair.
17:16The backflip.
17:17Cole's got him up.
17:18Maybe dropping him across the knee.
17:20Oh, look at that.
17:25Osprey kicks out.
17:38Only two men that are even close to being up right now are Adam Cole and Will Osprey.
17:42Everybody else down on the floor.
17:44But you can see Osprey desperately clutching onto those ropes.
17:49Cole proclaims, I got you now.
17:51Maybe going up for a ten count here.
17:53One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
18:01I think the most underrated part of this move is that your dick is right in your face.
18:04It's like an insult to injury.
18:08He slugged his neck and bite him.
18:16Cheeky Nando.
18:21Oh.
18:28Oh, my God.
18:29Reverse Frankenstein at the top.
18:32Twisted kick.
18:33Ricochet up in the apron.
18:34Springboard.
18:36450 splash.
18:39Osprey.
18:41Cancun tornado.
18:43Up the middle road.
18:44One bucks had to break that up.
18:46That was going to be it.
18:47Adam Cole just took like 37 death moves.
18:51Unbelievable.
18:54DW, DW, DW, DW, DW, DW, DW, DW, DW, DW.
19:03What an incredible series by Ricochet, Seidel, and Osprey.
19:09Yeah, we're still worried about ties.
19:11All right, cool.
19:13This is awesome.
19:15This is awesome.
19:17Ricochet, little ginger on that left leg.
19:21The right leg, excuse me.
19:23This is awesome.
19:23Picking up Cole here.
19:26Cole.
19:27Telegraph that one.
19:28Northern Lights rolls through.
19:30Going for Brain Buster.
19:32Oh.
19:33Number 10 and 11.
19:35Heimuth is on the knee.
19:3812 and 13.
19:40Oh, blocked.
19:41Oh, 15%.
19:43Jumping knee.
19:44Super kick.
19:4516.
19:47Reverse.
19:47Look.
19:48Did you see the way he floated?
19:50Standing Spanish fly.
19:54Osprey is a man possessed.
19:56Charging in.
19:58Cole fake high.
19:59Hits him low.
20:00Looking for the Panama Sunrise.
20:02Side out.
20:03Outstanding.
20:05Great height on the jump.
20:07Going up.
20:08Thinking airborne here.
20:14Shooting.
20:15Side out.
20:15Press.
20:16Cole.
20:16Oh, no.
20:1717.
20:1918.
20:23Panama Sunrise.
20:24Got him.
20:25Oh, just his neck landed at such an awkward angle.
20:28You can see Side out clutching the side of his head.
20:32Osprey up and over the top.
20:34Springboard.
20:36Super kick.
20:37Oh, no.
20:3820.
20:3921.
20:40Oh, doomsday now.
20:41Bison out to the floor.
20:49I think Cole's paunch got in the way of his super kick, but Matt caught him clean.
20:53Didn't quite make it.
20:55Springboard.
20:56Or drop kick to the face.
20:58Got him.
21:00Springboard.
21:01Oh, one for the dragon run.
21:02A ricochet caught him.
21:03Strength.
21:04Got him.
21:04Look at Benadryl here.
21:09Oh, he got him.
21:11Over the shoulder.
21:13Mark Baker, you fuck.
21:17One, two.
21:19Oh, he kicked out.
21:20Ricochet kicked out.
21:23The Indy Taker, the assistant Indy Taker.
21:27Only getting a two count.
21:32Holy fuck.
21:33Get a gun.
21:35Somebody's going to have to get shot for this match to end.
21:37Five, four, five.
21:38Whoop it.
21:40Now, legal tag.
21:42Matt Jackson enters the ring.
21:44That might be the most absurd thing about this match.
21:46Yeah, yeah.
21:48Like the pretense.
21:53Looking for more bang for your buck here.
21:56Scoops him up.
21:57On the shoulders.
21:59Oh, no.
22:00Oh, no.
22:02Turned right around into a pump kick.
22:04Cole in.
22:05Got him up.
22:06Shoulders of ricochet.
22:09Stabble, high kick on the Benadryl.
22:1222.
22:16Oh, look at that.
22:18Matt reverses.
22:19He stalls the head center.
22:20Next stop.
22:21Going for the springboard.
22:23Oh, it's by Tommy Carter.
22:25Unbelievable counter.
22:27Ricochet counters.
22:29He's got him up for the tombstone.
22:30Side out.
22:31Top rope.
22:32Oh, no.
22:36Shooting star.
22:38Meltzer driver.
22:41That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen in my life.
22:45All three men going up.
22:54Triple shooting star.
22:57One, two, three.
23:02Wow.
23:04Good Christ.
23:06What a huge victory by Seidel,
23:10Andre, and Ricochet.
23:12And what a way to close out night two
23:15of the 2016 Battle of Los Angeles.
23:17Ladies and gentlemen,
23:19this is Pro Wrestling Gorilla.
23:21Good Christ.
23:36.
23:37.
23:37.
23:38Punch your ass, punch your ass!
24:10Now where else in the world can you see Max Seidel, Willow Spring, Ricochet vs. Adam Moore and Eleni Younger?
24:29RIP! RIP! RIP! RIP! RIP! RIP! RIP! RIP! RIP! RIP!
24:38And whether or not this Max gets 5 stars or whatever, it doesn't matter.
24:44The only thing that matters is if you guys right here appreciate everybody taking a picture.
24:57RIP! RIP! RIP! RIP! RIP! RIP!
25:01And all the listeners that may have been in tonight, we still got one more day from the Valley of
25:07Los Angeles.
25:14It's all good. My buddy, he didn't make it, that's okay.
25:18Super Dragons!
25:19Get out of here.
25:23He didn't make it.
25:25But Willow Spring made it.
25:31I made it.
25:36And you guys know just as well as I do, you never know what you're going to get here at
25:41PWG.
25:47I just want to tell you guys thank you one more time.
25:50Thank you!
25:51And make it next time, you and me, maybe we challenge for a certain chance in the Valley.
26:03We're gonna have a great day!
26:05We're gonna have a great day!
26:06Thank you guys so much!
26:08We're gonna have some cheers!
26:14I'm ready!