00:13We could have just called.
00:15Seriously?
00:15Or FaceTime.
00:16The last time you tried to FaceTime your parents,
00:18you accidentally saw your father's penis.
00:20True. I'm still talking about that in therapy.
00:22Don't you want to share this wonderful news
00:24that we got married with your parents in person?
00:26I think a text would be sufficient.
00:28Honey, we'll be fine. Just try and relax.
00:31Oh, if we pass a Costco on the way,
00:33I want to stop and pick up some more pregnancy tests.
00:36No, I hate buying pregnancy tests in bulk.
00:38There's always some teenager crying in the aisle,
00:40and then we have to stop and comfort her.
00:42I thought I'd be able to knock you up one, two, three, easy peasy.
00:45I feel so emasculated.
00:47Don't be ridiculous.
00:49If you could biologically produce Ferb,
00:50I'm sure I'd be pregnant right now.
00:54What if my mom doesn't remember me?
00:58What if my mom doesn't remember me?
01:08I don't remember what my mom doesn't remember me.
01:08I don't remember that.
01:08I don't remember her, I don't remember.
01:18Katie?
01:18Katie, what are you doing here?
01:21Hey, Mom, where are you headed?
01:24To a funeral.
01:25Whose funeral?
01:26My mother's.
01:28Open the door.
01:30What?
01:31Just unlock the door there.
01:44Hi.
01:47Why don't you let me take that?
01:48Don't you dare.
01:50OK, well, why don't we sit down and wait?
01:54I'm fine, standing right here.
01:56Mom, where's Dad?
01:58I saw him this morning.
02:00He was wearing khakis.
02:03What are you wearing?
02:05Clothes.
02:06Hm.
02:07Can you keep an eye on her?
02:08I'm going to go find my dad.
02:09Of course.
02:13Can I get you something to drink?
02:15No.
02:17Um, OK, I'll just get us some water.
02:27Do you like flowers?
02:30Let me show you my flowers.
02:41Dad?
02:42Oh, Jesus.
02:44Oh, you almost gave me a heart attack.
02:46Hi, sweetie.
02:47I didn't know you were coming.
02:48Well, it was a surprise.
02:49Yeah, nice one.
02:51Listen, Mom is standing out at the back door,
02:53waiting for someone to take her to Nana's funeral.
02:55I mean, too bad she died 10 years ago.
02:57Yeah, she's done it every afternoon this month.
03:00Oops.
03:01Time to fix her snack.
03:02Come on.
03:04She does that every afternoon, and you just let her wait?
03:08Well, yes, that's what she likes to do, Kat.
03:10So I let her do it.
03:13I'm tired of fighting.
03:14Maybe we should get you some help.
03:16She wouldn't like that, and she wouldn't trust anyone else.
03:20I'm worried about you.
03:22I'm taking care of her.
03:24Right, but who's taking care of you?
03:26Give me the plate.
03:27Ha.
03:39I don't think she remembers Liz.
03:42Can you just tell her that she's your roommate?
03:44What?
03:45Why?
03:46She doesn't remember that you're gay.
03:48Oh, my God.
03:49You've got to be kidding me.
03:50Can you please just not say anything?
03:54I just want some peace.
03:56OK.
03:58It's fine.
04:06It's so dark in here.
04:08What?
04:08In the closet.
04:14I love you.
04:15I love you, too.
04:18So I need you to pretend that we're straight, just for the weekend.
04:22Are you kidding me?
04:23Just the thought of that is making me feel nauseous.
04:26OK.
04:26Well, then we shouldn't say anything.
04:27Seriously?
04:28We came here to tell your parents we got married, and now you want me to pretend that
04:32we're roommates?
04:33Do I need to call your parents?
04:34No.
04:35Look, I know it's stupid, but my dad asked, and I just think it'll be easier this way.
04:40Please?
04:43I love you so damn cute.
04:51Gilbert?
04:53Your mother saw you kissing.
04:55OK.
04:56So?
04:57So?
04:58So, she thinks you're a lesbian.
04:59I am a lesbian.
05:01Yeah, or gay, Gil.
05:03I know, but she doesn't remember that.
05:06OK.
05:07So what does this mean?
05:09It means you have to come out again.
05:11What?
05:11What?
05:12No.
05:12Definitely not.
05:14Not happening.
05:15Probably again after that.
05:16Like, multiple times.
05:18You're going to have to come out to her for the rest of her life.
05:20Honey.
05:21I'm just saying.
05:22Dad, you asked me to tell her that we were roommates.
05:26Yeah, but roommates don't kiss.
05:28Wait till she finds out we got married.
05:30Babe!
05:31What?
05:32Whoa, whoa, whoa.
05:33When?
05:33When?
05:35Like a month ago.
05:36That's why we came up.
05:37We wanted to tell you in person.
05:39Oh, I'm so happy for you.
05:41Oh, my God.
05:43Well, I wish we could have been there.
05:45Dad, seriously.
05:46I mean, we have a situation at hand.
05:48What are we going to tell Mom?
05:49Mom?
05:53Hey.
06:01I know that I said that Liz and I are roommates.
06:08But the truth is that she's more than that.
06:11Liz and I are married, actually.
06:16I'm gay.
06:18And, you know, you used to know this.
06:21But you just forgot.
06:23You just forgot today.
06:26What about that cute boy?
06:29Robert.
06:31Robert Costelli?
06:32From high school?
06:33Mm-hmm.
06:34No, he's gay, too.
06:38I always knew you were gay.
06:40What? Why?
06:41You never liked anything girly.
06:44It was all trucks and dungarees.
06:47I always thought you'd grow out of it.
06:50Yeah.
06:51Never did.
06:53You got married.
06:54A month ago.
06:56What'd you wear to the wedding?
06:58I wore a suit.
06:59Oh, God.
07:01You're the man.
07:03No.
07:03There is no man.
07:05I mean, that's kind of the point.
07:07Well, you wore a suit.
07:08Liz!
07:13You married my daughter?
07:15Yes.
07:17What'd you wear?
07:18Oh, a dress.
07:19So?
07:20My daughter is the man.
07:21Oh, no.
07:22There's no man.
07:24But she wore a suit.
07:25I just feel more comfortable in pants.
07:27Your daughter just likes pants and sensible shoes.
07:30Yeah.
07:30She's not the man.
07:32Well, what do you call yourself?
07:35Liz.
07:37I'm Liz.
07:40Oh, a wife.
07:42Wife?
07:43So, then you're the husband.
07:45No, Mom.
07:46I'm the other wife.
07:48Where did you two meet?
07:50Online.
07:51Dinner party.
07:53Like a buffet line.
07:55Exactly.
07:56Dinner's ready.
08:04Sorry, I had to use the bathroom.
08:06Okay, great.
08:07Well, let's toast.
08:09Um, I shouldn't.
08:12Why not?
08:14Oh, my God.
08:16Really?
08:17Mm-hmm.
08:17What?
08:19What?
08:21We're pregnant.
08:22I just found out, like, just now.
08:25What, you're married?
08:25You're pregnant?
08:26Oh, my gosh.
08:27That's wonderful.
08:29June, sweetheart, Liz is pregnant.
08:30That's great.
08:33Who's the lucky guy?
08:57That's great.
09:00Who's the lucky guy?
09:00I'm gonna ask my mother, once or twice, to give me an answer, some good advice.
09:13She tells me that I'm leaving to do what I like.
09:25I'm talking to my future.
09:28She confronts my past.
09:32She tells her that it's over.
09:35It wasn't meant to last.
09:38I'm taking all this in now, to do what I like.
09:48So now I am changing.
09:55So now I am changing.
10:00So now I am changing.
10:08So now I'm Jack Lucy.
10:13All we've got for you on Jesus.
10:13In the Wesoky.
10:16bili 딱 amiss.
10:17Kimber to stay with all of her dear new life.
10:18Is everything to do you?
10:18Maybe?
10:18Or whatever?
10:18Get really seścied after two of the hills.
10:18Only with something like that I need.
10:18I hope for you.
10:18Who's coming to take aereenity.
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