- 2 days ago
Aired (October 31, 2026): Binigyan ni Tommy (Ronnie Henares) si Mara (Maureen Larrazabal) ng cellphone, pero puro katatakutan ang dala nito dahil sa yumaong may-ari nito. Samantala, mapagkakamalang adik at nagsusugal si Chito (Jake Vargas) dahil sa matinding pangangailangan niya.
Catch the latest episodes of 'Pepito Manaloto: Tuloy Ang Kuwento' Saturdays at 7:15 PM on GMA Network. It stars Michael V., Manilyn Reynes, John Feir, Ronnie Henares, Nova Villa, Mosang, Janna Dominguez, Chariz Solomon, Arthur Solinap, Jake Vargas, Angel Satsumi, Mikoy Morales, Maureen Larrazabal, Jen Rosendahl, Cherry Malvar, and Sophia Señoron. This episode’s guests are Bryan Punetnet and Champ Uy. #PepitoManalotoTuloyAngKuwento
For more Pepito Manaloto Full Episodes, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmCm6UDNiBc9GUxAZY-kI_6g
Watch the full episodes of your favorite GMA shows on the new GMA Play app.
Download now on Google Play and App Store. Also available on GMANetwork.com/GMAPlay and Android TVs!
Catch the latest episodes of 'Pepito Manaloto: Tuloy Ang Kuwento' Saturdays at 7:15 PM on GMA Network. It stars Michael V., Manilyn Reynes, John Feir, Ronnie Henares, Nova Villa, Mosang, Janna Dominguez, Chariz Solomon, Arthur Solinap, Jake Vargas, Angel Satsumi, Mikoy Morales, Maureen Larrazabal, Jen Rosendahl, Cherry Malvar, and Sophia Señoron. This episode’s guests are Bryan Punetnet and Champ Uy. #PepitoManalotoTuloyAngKuwento
For more Pepito Manaloto Full Episodes, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmCm6UDNiBc9GUxAZY-kI_6g
Watch the full episodes of your favorite GMA shows on the new GMA Play app.
Download now on Google Play and App Store. Also available on GMANetwork.com/GMAPlay and Android TVs!
Category
🎈
FunTranscript
00:00.
00:00.
00:00.
00:00.
00:00.
00:04.
00:04.
00:06Kaya pa niya, kaya na!
00:08Ooy, smart, maka-maka-maka-maka-maka-makao.
00:10Kasi koron ako ng marang kesa yung motor ko sa papa-deliver.
00:13Bakit ba kailangan mo pang mag-rider sa motor?
00:16Eh kasi, Nay, para pag coding po yung isang kotse ko, kumikita pa rin ako.
00:20Eh mang pala yun, gusto kaanan ang katawan mo, ha?
00:23Kaya, kaya, tayo. Ay, na na po ako, Tay.
00:25Oo, sige, sige, ingat, ingat.
00:28Ngay po, Nay.
00:30Okay.
00:31Kaya, ina't, ah.
00:34Larissa?
00:34May dumating para sa'yo.
00:36Ayan, sakto. May atang doon po kasi kaming Halloween party ni Maisie.
00:39Kaya umor de ako ng costume.
00:41Oo, ba't naman umodel ka pa ng costume?
00:42Di ba dati trash bag lang yung suot?
00:47Dalaga na yung anak mo.
00:48Ano ba yung costume na yan?
00:50Ah, one piece po.
00:51Ano?
00:52Mag-baiting suit ka?
00:54Ay, Clarissa, hindi porkat dalaga na.
00:56Ay, hindi po one piece na baiting suit.
00:59One piece po yung ano, character galing sa anime.
01:02Ito po, oh.
01:02Oh, one piece.
01:03Ah, yung sa ano?
01:05Yung sa live action, doon sa Netflix.
01:08Opo.
01:09Nakakatuwa yung bida dyan, si Luffy.
01:11Opo.
01:11Pero yung in-order ko, yung isa yung character,
01:13yung sinami yung may orange yung buhok.
01:16Eto, yan.
01:16Oh!
01:17Ma, ha? Sinami nga ni.
01:19Ay, Berta, makikigaw lang.
01:24Hindi.
01:25May dumating na imbitasyon.
01:27May Halloween party ang homeowners para sa mga kasambahay.
01:31Ay!
01:32Ay, bomba!
01:33Babili ako ng costume yung one piece.
01:35Ay!
01:35Bahagyan po sa inyo yung costume na bila doon sa one piece.
01:38Wait.
01:39Yung one piece yung baiting suit?
01:41Magbabaiting suit ka?
01:43Hindi po ako.
01:44Si Berta.
01:45Ah!
01:48Ah!
01:48Berta, honey!
01:49Ah!
01:54Ano ba?
01:55Ano ba?
01:56Ano ba yan?
01:57Naghilan nyo nga yan?
01:59Huwag!
01:59Huwag, ba't ba kayo nagsisigawan?
02:01Si Ryan po kasi may pinapanood scary Halloween prank video.
02:07Hmm!
02:07Kaloka!
02:08Nakakaguna!
02:09Malakas ko rin ang kabug ng diggibig.
02:11Teka! Teka! Teka! Teka!
02:13Hindi ko alam kung bakit kayo mahilig sa mga ganyan.
02:16Ang saya kaya?
02:17Tsaka maraming nanonood ng ganito.
02:19Eto nga, oh.
02:20Tinakot niya lang yung girlfriend niya.
02:22One million views na agad!
02:25Ha?
02:26Wait, wait, wait, wait.
02:27Ibig mo sabihin eh, na mga video na nakakagulat na ganito?
02:32Umabot ng one million views?
02:34Oo!
02:35Mas nakakatakot, mas malaki ang kita ng content creator.
02:42Oh really?
02:43Oo nga.
02:44Really ah?
02:45Oo naman.
02:46Oo nga.
02:46Gusto ko rin gumawa ng mga ganitong prank eh.
02:49Tasa lang, huwag na lang.
02:50And why not?
02:51Eh, kasi kahit anong gawin kong pananakot eh,
02:54walang natatakot sa pagwapumahan ko.
02:59Hindi ka naman natakot dyan sa sinasabi mo.
03:06Hi.
03:06Oh!
03:07Alam, may trabaho ka.
03:08Eh, tayo, nasira ka sa'yo yung motor kay.
03:10Buti na lang, natin daw ni ka yung gym.
03:11Magandang umanggap po.
03:13Diniliber ko lang po itong si paring chito.
03:15Ah.
03:16Salamat.
03:17Upo ka muna.
03:18May ganyan ng plastic.
03:19Kumain ka muna bago bumiyahe.
03:22Nakagayala mong po.
03:23Ah, pwede tip na lang po.
03:25Joke lang po.
03:27Baka nakakaabala po ako sa inyo.
03:28Hindi, hindi.
03:29Okay lang.
03:30Bisita ka naman namin eh.
03:31Sige na.
03:31Hindi na po ako tatanggi.
03:32Masarap yung ulam eh.
03:38Pwede po bang mag-take out?
03:41Joke lang po.
03:42Ah.
03:44Ay.
03:44Ay.
03:46Ang ganda ng mansiyon niyo.
03:48Eh.
03:48Salamat.
03:49Salamat.
03:52May pool pa sa labas.
03:53Oo.
03:54Sa pwede po bang makiswimming?
03:57Ah.
03:57Ah.
03:58Ah.
03:59Joke lang po.
04:00Ah.
04:01Joke lang.
04:02Ah.
04:04Sir Pipito, pwede po bang mag-apply?
04:06Ah.
04:07No.
04:08Pasensya na po eh.
04:08May driver na kami eh.
04:10Ah.
04:10Hindi po.
04:11Driver ang ina-apply ang po.
04:12Mag-apply po sana akong anak nyo.
04:17Ah.
04:19Joke lang po.
04:20Ah.
04:21Joke lang ba?
04:22Sayang.
04:23Papayag sana ako eh.
04:24Hehehe,
04:24deke jok lang.
04:26Peter.
04:31Hey.
04:32Hehehe.
04:37TKAGO!
04:47Hehehe!
04:50It's a prank!
04:51It's a prank!
04:53It's a prank!
04:55I'll get you!
04:57I know, right?
04:58But don't worry.
05:00If the views of this video,
05:02I will buy you anything you want!
05:10I'm out of my love!
05:19It's a prank!
05:22It's a prank!
05:24It's a prank!
05:24Hindi na nakakatuhay ang ginagawa ninyong drama!
05:27Hindi kasi, hindi kasi nakagulat yung kalina eh.
05:30So, ito? Mas maganda to?
05:31Mas nakakagulat to?
05:32Oo!
05:34Hindi kaya!
05:36Nakakainis!
05:37At saka ang kornin nyo!
05:39Iyan!
05:40Wawahay! Saksa inyo!
05:46Set!
05:49Mara!
05:49Mara!
05:49Huwag ka naggalit!
05:51Tommy!
05:51Tigilan mo ako!
05:55Ay!
05:55Tigilan mo ako!
05:57Mara!
05:58You know what?
05:58Mara!
05:59I brought you your favorite!
06:02Oranges!
06:03And apples!
06:07Sige!
06:09Okay?
06:10Sige!
06:11Sige!
06:11I'm going to slice them!
06:13Okay!
06:14Okay!
06:15Wait!
06:15Hold on!
06:15Hold on!
06:16Yay!
06:22Okay!
06:23You're going to enjoy this!
06:25What?
06:26Wow!
06:28We're going to have this really great meal!
06:31Ah!
06:32Ah!
06:32Ah!
06:33Smile!
06:34I cut my finger!
06:35Ah!
06:36Ah!
06:38Ah!
06:39Ah!
06:40Ah!
06:41Ah!
06:42Ah!
06:47Ah!
06:47It's a prank!
06:56Hi!
06:56Ay,那!
06:57Ay!
06:58Alam mo, okay na yan kaysa mag-suit ka ng...
07:01Ano ba yung tawag doon?
07:02sa Adams family?
07:04Ah!
07:04Yung Wednesday Adams zero ko!
07:06Wala na yun!
07:07Saka ano, di ko na party love life ngayon.
07:10Oh, really? What's your priority?
07:13I'd like to focus on my career.
07:16Oh, that's it!
07:19My baby is not a baby!
07:22Honey, you're the baby. She's the Clarissa.
07:30What do you want to do in your career?
07:33I want to be a businesswoman.
07:35My goal is to be able to take care of all the men before being 25.
07:39Why?
07:40It's nice. But you still have to be able to take care of all the men.
07:42I don't have to be able to take care of all the men.
07:45How can you take care of all the men?
07:46Well, there's also a sample label.
07:48How can you take care of all the men?
07:50I have 50k.
07:52Oh!
07:54Beka, what do you ask?
07:55I don't know.
07:57Don't say you want to pay 10,000.
07:59What?
08:00You want to pay 10,000?
08:02Wow, really?
08:04Bite, bite, bite.
08:06Thank you, huh?
08:10Knock.
08:12Nachi, duka.
08:14Mayroon niya kasi nag-focus eh.
08:20Oy!
08:21Oh!
08:22Sumiyak yan.
08:24Ito kasi, sir.
08:25Oh!
08:25Simula nang nalaman niyang mabenta yung mga nakakagulat na prank eh. Lagi na ginagulat si Mara.
08:31Ayan, kakunchaba pa yan.
08:34Eh, sabi niya, hahatihan niya daw ako kapag kumita yung mga videos niya eh.
08:37Ako, naniwala ka naman.
08:39Kakaprank niyo yan eh.
08:40Naiagis tuloy ni Mara yung cellphone niya.
08:42Ha?
08:43You know, in my defense, I just wanted to buy Mara something special.
08:48Kaya, ginagawa ko itong mga prank videos para kumita naman ako.
08:52Diba?
08:53Ay, ay!
08:53Painis ka talaga, Tommy.
08:55Okay.
08:56Alam mo, maganda naman yung intention mo.
08:58Pangit lang yung ginawa mo.
09:01Oh, sige.
09:02Mara, what can I do to make it up to you?
09:05Eh, nasira mo yung cellphone niya. Dapat bila mo siya ng bago.
09:07Ay!
09:09Hindi pa ako kumikita eh.
09:11Hindi pa ba?
09:12O, sige. Bibigyan muna kita ng pambili.
09:14Talaga?
09:15Kagawin mo yung bibita, my friend?
09:17Oo!
09:18Alright!
09:19It's a prank!
09:25Nais na ako, ha?
09:26Hmm.
09:27Bye.
09:28Wala na po ako.
09:29O, sige.
09:29Kailangan mo pa ng tulong?
09:30Ay, hindi. Wala na po. Kaya ko na po ito.
09:32O, sige.
09:32Sige po.
09:33Ingat ka.
09:34Hmm.
09:38Bakit ang daming tala na?
09:39Oo nga po eh, kukuha siya ng mga biskuit, de lata tapos cup noodles.
09:45Mabilis siguro magutom habang gumabiyahe.
09:48Eh, hindi naman ah, ma'am.
09:51Pero ano kasi yung kinuha niya, parang, parang pang isa buong barangay na yun eh.
09:56Pakiramdam ko, baka binibenta niya yun sa mga kasamahan niya sa Papa Deliver.
10:01Ay, ikaw tismosa ka rin eh.
10:03Hindi.
10:04Eh, anaisip ko lang, ma'am, kasi di ba nga, kailangan niya ng ekstrang pera para sa motor?
10:10Oo, pero alam ko, pinahiram na siya ni Clarice eh.
10:14Ay, ma'am, ate baby!
10:16Uy!
10:16Nakakuha na kami ng costumes para sa Halloween party.
10:20Oh my God!
10:20Ako si Rena, si Robert Aquaman.
10:23Ako naman, ma'am, dikya.
10:25Meron naman gagat.
10:26Buti pa kayo, buti pa kayo, meron na kayong Halloween costume.
10:30Ako wala pa!
10:31Wala pa!
10:32Wala pa!
10:32Akala ko lang ka-costume ka na ng Shoko eh.
10:35Gano'n ba?
10:37Ay!
10:39Ay!
10:39Ay!
10:39Ay!
10:41Ay!
10:41Ay!
10:41Ay!
10:42Ay!
10:42Ay!
10:43Ay!
10:43Ay!
10:44Ay!
10:44Ay.
10:45Alam mo Ishaan!
10:45Hello, nobody
10:46Hello, everybody.
10:48Hy.
10:48Anyway,ay
10:49banc hiyo. U
10:50już Hi!
10:53God,
10:54na. I ask
10:56you, mga是這樣
11:02on 1971.
11:03I mean, I don't even have to buy a new phone.
11:06Yes, and it's brand new now.
11:08Latest model pa.
11:10Oh, oh, oh.
11:10Thank you very much, sir, ha?
11:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:12It should be.
11:14Okay, fine.
11:15You're going to report.
11:16No, no, no, no.
11:18I'm going to text you to the distributor.
11:21Oh, sorry.
11:23What's the ringtone?
11:24You're going to call it?
11:26Because I'm going to call it in Halloween.
11:28It's like on the streets.
11:30That's right.
11:31Yes.
11:32Ah, I don't know.
11:34Ah!
11:34Wait!
11:35Why?
11:36What's your name?
11:39It's like a morgue.
11:41Huh?
11:41Malamig.
11:42Yaku, baka nampak-prank na naman kayo ni Tommy yan, ha?
11:45What?
11:45Look!
11:46Wala na akong alam dyan, no?
11:48Talagang gumawa pa kayo ng kalokohan sa harap ni sir, no?
11:51Hindi.
11:52Alam mo, tingin ko hindi si Tommy yan, eh.
11:53Kasi pagka nampak siya at nasira lang naman tong phone ni Mara, eh, siya mapapagastos na naman nun, di ba?
11:58Alam niyo, tingin ko, baka sinumpay ang cellphone.
12:02Like possessed?
12:05Yung ano, baka pumasok dyan yung kalalawa nung sa morgue, yun yung nagtitik.
12:11Oh my god, that's so scary, it's haunted!
12:15Wala namang haunted cellphone kayo, tinatakot yung mga sarili nyo, eh.
12:22Uy, teka!
12:23Bakit ako?
12:24Ay, sabi niyo naman, wala namang haunted na cellphone, di ba?
12:27Kayo na, sir.
12:28Wala, wala namang haunted na cellphone kayo.
12:30Siya, ito kayong...
12:32Oh, text message lang to, eh.
12:35Ang daming...
12:37Bangkay.
12:38Mamaya, isasama na kita sa...
12:41Ha?
12:41Menterium!
12:44Malang!
12:44Malang!
12:45Hindi, malang!
12:47Malang!
12:48Malang!
12:49Malang!
12:51Malang!
12:52Uy!
12:52Paan si ito?
12:53Ay!
12:54Sarap na kahit, ha!
12:55Uy, ano ulam niyo, pre?
12:58Ito, ito lang.
12:59Pero...
13:00Scramble!
13:02Pansit na daw po.
13:03Ayos, ha!
13:03Pansit sa kanin?
13:05Stop po!
13:06Stop!
13:08Oh, ito!
13:10Dagdag sa ulam niyo.
13:12Uy!
13:12Salamat, pare, ha!
13:13Dapat!
13:15Uy, salamat!
13:16Uy, pare!
13:16Salamat, ha!
13:17Okay, sige!
13:18Ito pa!
13:20Pare!
13:21Hindi pang image ito, ha!
13:22Wala yun!
13:24Oh, ito, ha!
13:26O, pang merienda!
13:28Sige!
13:29Sige!
13:29Sige!
13:29Well, brabs!
13:31Sige!
13:32Sige!
13:32Algo pa?
13:33Oh!
13:35Enjoy, ha!
13:36Enjoy!
13:36Sige, sige!
13:37Pare!
13:38Hali ka, sabayan muna kami kumain!
13:40Sige, mamaya na ako.
13:41Kapunin ko po na yung motor ko, eh!
13:42Grado ka, ha!
13:43Oo, sige!
13:43Taramat!
13:44Thank you!
13:44Sige!
13:47Uy, pare ang gym!
13:49Parang, ma!
13:50Si Bonso nasa hospital.
13:52May pneumonia.
13:53Mawaawa naman.
13:54Ilang araw pa siya dun.
13:55Hindi pa masabi, eh!
13:57Pag mawala na yung lagnat niya, pwede na ilabas.
14:02Kaso, wala yung pagbili ko ng gamot.
14:04Pare, nakakayaman pero meron ka pa siya.
14:08Ha?
14:09Ah...
14:10Sige, pero may...
14:12Lame na ako dito, dalawang libo.
14:14Okay na to?
14:17Pare!
14:18Salamat!
14:19I love you, parang!
14:21Thank you!
14:22Dalawang libo lang.
14:23Lampo na ako agad.
14:24Yeah, bagay sa'yo.
14:25Ganyan!
14:26Kapalungot!
14:26Pare!
14:27Iti lang, okay?
14:30Ang lakas mo naman ang ulang.
14:32Nahirapan na naman tayo makauwi.
14:34Eto na, eto na!
14:35Magliligpit na, oh!
14:37Siguraduhin nyo tapos ang mga trabaho, ha!
14:39Para wala tayo masyadong pending kapag nag-long break sa unda.
14:43Okay.
14:47Ay!
14:49Ay!
14:50Ay!
14:53Ay!
14:53Ay!
14:54Ay!
14:55Ay!
14:56Ay!
14:57Akin!
14:57Andi dito lang kasi yun eh.
14:59Hindi ko makita eh.
15:00Ay!
15:00Ay!
15:02Is this a prank?
15:04Ay!
15:04Hindi ah!
15:05Mayroon naman alam na magpa-brown down pa.
15:06Ay!
15:07Bakiyahanap mo ay cellphone mo kasi hindi nakakatulong.
15:10Ay!
15:10Sabi ko sa'yo eh!
15:11May sumpay ang cellphone mong yan!
15:19Ay!
15:20Ako!
15:21Ayun na naman!
15:22Ayun na naman!
15:24Ayun na naman!
15:24Ano yun?
15:25Ba't ano masamay sa teks sa'yo?
15:29Susunduin na kita!
15:31Isasama kita sa hukay!
15:34Ayun!
15:43Ayun!
15:43Ayun!
15:45Ayun!
15:46Ayun!
15:46Ayun!
15:48Ayun!
15:54Ayun!
15:58Ayun!
15:59Ayun!
16:00Ayun!
16:01Ayun!
16:01Ayun!
16:02Ayun!
16:02Ayun!
16:03Ayun!
16:04Ayun!
16:18Ayun!
16:19He's a good guy.
16:20He's a good guy.
16:22I'm going to go to the outside.
16:24I'm going to go to the house.
16:27I'm going to go to the house.
16:29My love, my love.
16:30What did you do?
16:32What did you do?
16:34This phone phone that you gave me by a soup.
16:39Yes, it's haunted.
16:41She keeps getting like super creepy messages.
16:44I think she wants to talk to her.
16:46I think I'm going to go to the house.
16:49You know, I'm going to go to the house.
16:50Please, please.
16:52I'm not going to go to the house.
16:53What do you think?
16:54You're a political?
16:55Well, explain why you're going to take Mara
17:00the texts that they say
17:02that they're going to take care of their own.
17:04Okay.
17:06I'm going to go to the house.
17:08Well, I admit that
17:10that actually,
17:12the telephone is actually
17:13the many times
17:14that I died on the day
17:16the big phone is about to talk people.
17:18That's what he's been texting with her.
17:21Do you want him to say that?
17:23No.
17:24That's what the parents used to me.
17:27Who's texting me?
17:29I get that.
17:30I'm going to go to the house.
17:30It's a matter of fact.
17:31It's all that he gave me to the phone
17:33to be confused with their phone.
17:36You already know?
17:37You're right,
17:38You're right?
17:39You're right.
17:40You're right.
17:41Do you really want me to do something new, huh?
17:43You know, I really want to do something new.
17:47My problem is that I don't have money.
17:51I'm not going to see it from my videos.
17:54I'm going to do something new, right?
17:57That's right.
17:58I'm going to come to other people.
18:01I'm really sure that I don't have money.
18:06Anyways, I don't want to go.
18:08Okay.
18:10If you haven't written my phone,
18:17I'm not going to talk to you!
18:21When will you?
18:23Oh!
18:24Oh!
18:27Oh!
18:29Oh!
18:31Oh!
18:33Oh!
18:36Oh!
18:37May naikwento pa sa inyo si Cheeto
18:39tungkol dun sa pambayad nung repair ng motor niya?
18:41Wala, pero alam ko, pinaayos na niya.
18:44Tapos, pabayaran naman daw niya si Clarissa.
18:46Bakit mo tinatanong?
18:48Nangira ba siya sa'yo?
18:49Ah, hindi.
18:50Eh, kasi, ah, ang daming hinakot na grocery dito eh.
18:54Alam nga ni naman kainin niya yun ng isang araw lang.
18:58Matamang hinahala ka.
18:59Bakit niya naman ibebenta yun?
19:00Hindi.
19:01Meron kasi akong pamangkin na sugarol.
19:04Nakuya, yun ang una niyang ginagawa eh, ha?
19:06Hakutin lahat ng grocery.
19:07Hindi, pagkatapos, isa-isa niya nang ibebenta lahat ng gamit sa bahay
19:12para suportahan yung bisyo niya sa sugal.
19:15Nakaka-lurky?
19:17Hindi naman siguro nagsusugal si Chito.
19:19Kuripot yun eh.
19:21Nakuya, eh baka kung ano ng bisyo nun?
19:24Baka adik na siya.
19:25Adik agad eh? Wala naman sa itsura niya?
19:27Eh, siyempre, kung may bisyo ka, itatago mo yun.
19:31Uy, baka dapat pa aminin niyo,
19:34kung sugarol ka ba, aamin ka ba nagsusugal ka?
19:37Ha? Kung nag-a-addict ka,
19:39mayroon bang nag-a-addict na umaamin?
19:41Wala.
19:42Grabe naman yung naiisip mo.
19:44Eh, aya mo.
19:45Kakausapin ko si Pitch.
19:46Sabihin ko nakausapin si Chito.
19:48Nandyan ba siya?
19:49Wala na. Maaga umalis kanina.
19:51Ikitain niya daw yung mga kaibigan niya.
19:54Pitch!
19:54Oo.
19:55Alapas ka ba?
19:56Ah, mamaya pa siguro?
19:58Sasabay na ako ah.
20:00Babamon na ako sa Avine Mall.
20:01Avine Mall? Bukas pa ba yun?
20:02Malang pinademolish na yun.
20:04Parang bukas naman,
20:05pero hindi akong pupunta doon yung tabi noon.
20:06Hindi kailangan tao yung mga hotdogan doon.
20:09Yung hotdog pao.
20:11Yung hotdog pao?
20:12Ah.
20:12Yung hotdog na siya pao?
20:13Ah.
20:14Nag-trending yan.
20:17Alam na rin yan.
20:18Dito, my friend!
20:20May friend na naman tayo.
20:22Kinakakabahan na mga...
20:22Ano ba yan? Anong kailangan mo?
20:24Ayaw ko papasukin ang guard sa office mo eh.
20:27Pinagsabihin niya kasi siya mara eh.
20:29Tataka ka pa eh. Binibwisit mo yung tao eh.
20:31Sabi niya kasi ayawin nyo kapagkita sa akin hanggang
20:34hindi ko palitan yung cellphone niya.
20:36Eh di palitan mo.
20:37Sinasama ko pa si Pits eh.
20:39Oo nga.
20:39Hindi naman si Sir ang gumili niyan.
20:41Oo nga.
20:42Pero siya kasi.
20:43Anag-suggest kay Mara na kailangan palitan ko yung Sir Kuya.
20:46Siya!
20:47Ang suggestion ko, palitan mo ng bago.
20:49Hindi yung galing sa patay.
20:51Oo nga po.
20:52E kung sa siya good deal kasi eh.
20:55Wala yung need you to do naman yung healthy condition seller
20:57para ibalik yung pera ko
20:59para makabili ako ng bagong cellphone
21:01para kay Mara.
21:02Diba?
21:02Nasali mo pa ako dyan.
21:03Ikaw na gumawa niya.
21:04Ikaw gumawa ang sarili mong hukay eh.
21:06Hala ka mang Tommy.
21:08Huwag ka maghukay.
21:09Magpa-cremate ka.
21:11Mas mura yun.
21:16Oh, nak.
21:16Masa?
21:18Oh, kumusta yung motor mo?
21:19Ay, nay.
21:20Ah, ayun, nay.
21:21Nakapagbiyahin naman na ako ulit.
21:22Kaso nga last ng ulan.
21:24Pati yung helmet ko pinasok
21:25kaya hindi ko ko sa labas.
21:27Ah.
21:27Ah.
21:28Ay, gusto mo ng ano?
21:29Ah, kape o kaya.
21:30Ah, pagtitimpla kita.
21:31Ay, nating baby.
21:32Okay, huwag na.
21:33Bibihis lang ako tapos sabiyahin ako ulit.
21:34Baka magkasakit ka niyang ginagawa mo.
21:36Eh, nay.
21:37Kasi gusto ko maabot yung target ko.
21:39Saka para naman magkaroon ako ng bonus.
21:41Siyempre, kailangan kong bayarin yung utawa kay Clarissa.
21:43Kailangan kong bumili ng bagong helmet.
21:46Parang ang mahal niyan, ah.
21:48Oo, siguro pang limang lipos, eh.
21:50Hmm?
21:53Eh, nay.
21:54Hmm, huwag mong sabihin ako magsasponsor nung helmet mo.
21:58Huwag mong sabihin ano?
21:59Ako magsasponsor nung helmet mo.
22:01Ay, talaga, nay.
22:02Ay, thank you.
22:03Good, good.
22:04Ay, quick question na lang, ha.
22:09Nachi, tumaw ako.
22:10Hindi ka pati-louder.
22:12Nachito ba ako?
22:15Huwag mong sabihin.
22:16Pisa din ba ako.
22:19Huwag.
22:20Nga na, John.
22:22Mara, nag-away ba kayo nito?
22:23Hey, sir.
22:25Sir.
22:27Yeah.
22:28Sir, pasenya na ako.
22:29Kasi pag naririnig niya yung pangalan ni
22:32Mang Tumi.
22:33Oh.
22:34Umiiyak siya.
22:35Umiiyak siya.
22:37Kawawa po talaga siya, sir.
22:39She's been crying all day.
22:40All day?
22:41All day.
22:42Ay, basta nga daw niyang i-break.
22:44Pero mahal pa din daw niya.
22:45Kaya, ayan.
22:47Ay, kasi naman,
22:48kasi yung lalaki.
22:51Hindi pa kasi palitan yung cellphone.
22:54Eh, ibabalit nga daw niya sana.
22:55Kaso lang, hindi niya makontak ko yung sender.
22:57Sir.
22:58Sir.
23:00Pag-ilis na lang.
23:01Sige.
23:02Ay, hayaan niyo nalang muna mag-isa, ha?
23:05Eh, pa-uwiin ko nalang kaya, sir.
23:07Ha?
23:08Kasi, hindi kailan siya nakitanggayin.
23:10Tsaka,
23:11No.
23:11Pa-uwiin.
23:12Ah, okay naman siguro.
23:14Pero okay ba yun na mag-isa lang siya?
23:15Pakailangan niya na kasama?
23:17Oh.
23:19Pasama ko nalang, sir.
23:20Kay,
23:21Vincent.
23:22Vincent,
23:22Samahan mo?
23:23Ha?
23:27Gali, ha?
23:31Oh, tapos ka na kumain.
23:32Dadaanan na kita.
23:33Saan tayo pupunta?
23:35Sundoy na si...
23:36Si lalaki.
23:38Oh, sige.
23:39Uubusin ko lang itong mga in-order kong hotdog pa.
23:41Okay, sige.
23:41Bilisan mo, ha?
23:42No problem.
23:46Ay,
23:47ah,
23:47Chito,
23:47wag ka nang magbaon ng mga dilata.
23:50Pagluluto na lang kita.
23:51Ay,
23:51wag natin baby okay na to.
23:53Ah,
23:54Chito,
23:55alam mo ba yung ano,
23:56scatter?
23:57Opo,
23:58di ba online sa galpo yan?
23:59Meron kasi akong kakilala,
24:01nalulong doon.
24:03Pagkatapos,
24:04isinikreto sa pamilya niya.
24:06Ayun,
24:07nagkanda utang-utang siya.
24:09Pagkatapos,
24:10ang ginawa niya,
24:11ibinenta lahat ng mga gamit sa bahay.
24:13Grabe naman?
24:15Oo.
24:16Ayun yung,
24:17ano nga daw eh,
24:18ah,
24:18kakilala ni Maria,
24:20sa kanila,
24:21ganun daw yung gawain
24:22ng mga adik.
24:24Talaga po?
24:25Hmm,
24:26mahirap talaga yung,
24:27ah,
24:28may bisyo,
24:29no?
24:29Kung ano-ano ang naiisip nila,
24:31di ba?
24:33Oh,
24:34ay,
24:35baby,
24:35gusto pala ako,
24:36ha?
24:40Oh,
24:41pumain ba si Chito
24:41bago umalis?
24:43Ay ma'am,
24:43hindi nga po eh.
24:44Sabi ko nga sa kanya,
24:46panglulutoan ko na lang siya.
24:48Eh,
24:48pero ayun po,
24:49kumuha na lang po ng,
24:50ano,
24:51napakaraming grosset.
24:52Bakit?
24:53Binibenta niya uli?
24:54Ay,
24:54hindi ah,
24:55ah,
24:57kasi po ma'am,
24:58ano,
24:59dumaan lang naman sa isip ko.
25:01Paano kasi meron po akong mga kakilala na,
25:04ah,
25:04may mga bisyo,
25:05ng ano,
25:06alam niyo na,
25:07ganun po yung ginagawa.
25:08Pero iba yung dumaan sa isip mo,
25:12dun sa idinaan mo sa kwento,
25:14yung naisip mo.
25:16Pagano,
25:17chismis na yun.
25:18Sorry po ma'am,
25:20nag-aalala lang po ako kay Chito.
25:21Alam ko naman,
25:23pero baby,
25:24kilala ko ang anak ko,
25:25matagal na.
25:26Tingin mo ba gagawa siya
25:27ng mga ganun bagay?
25:29Ayun,
25:29hindi po.
25:31Uwe,
25:32sabi mo nga,
25:33kung hindi sugarol si Chito,
25:35baka adik eh.
25:36Baby?
25:37Eh,
25:39sorry pa,
25:39ikaw talaga pangamak ko.
25:41Bibig mo mula ka, Bruno.
25:43Bakit?
25:43Hindi naman ako kutsi.
25:44Bakit?
25:46Tobiga,
25:47walong ang...
25:47Let me do my thing.
25:49Thank you for coming.
25:50Buti na awa ako kay Mara.
25:53Nakakatakot na nga dito,
25:54walang tao.
25:55Luma na kasi ito eh.
25:56At saka weekday ka eh,
25:57walang tao.
25:58But my friend said,
25:59nandito yung stall niya eh.
26:01Punta na natin.
26:02Dating mo naman na.
26:04Ititext ko siya para malama kung
26:05kung saan ang stall niya.
26:06Ibig mo sabihin,
26:07hindi pa alam mo saan pupunta?
26:08Dapat pin-ex muna
26:09bago pa ayaw mo
26:09hindi mo ting dito.
26:10I did.
26:11Kaya lang hindi siya sumasagot.
26:13At sa mga na-fuck,
26:14ginamit ko ngayon yung cell phone ni Mara,
26:15baka di ko siya sumugot.
26:20Eh,
26:21nakakalaki?
26:22Ito naman ang OA.
26:23Ringtone lang yan.
26:25Oh,
26:25sumugot na siya.
26:26He's on the second floor.
26:27Tara?
26:28Tara.
26:28Tara, tara na.
26:31Nakakasyukot?
26:33Parang abandonado na itong mall na ito ah.
26:35Ayun yun, di ba?
26:36Di walang tao.
26:37Wala ka tayong dapat katakutan.
26:39Oh.
26:41Oh!
26:45Is he dead?
26:47Hindi ko alam eh.
26:48Tignan mo nga kung may pulso.
26:50Ang bird?
26:50Bakit ako?
26:51Ikaw nagtatanong eh.
26:52Sige na.
26:53Titignan mo lang naman eh.
26:55Oh!
26:57Oh!
26:57Oh!
26:57Oh!
26:59Oh!
27:00Oh!
27:08Nagas nalit.
27:09Oh.
27:10Baka may barkada pa yung bangkay na yun ah.
27:12Wala!
27:13What the fuck?
27:15I think there are people that I hear music.
27:18Listen, listen.
27:21Sige na.
27:22Titangan na natin para matapos na to.
27:24Pala po si Tengibod.
27:25Lungka lang yung music eh.
27:26Doon tayo.
27:27Taya, taya, taya.
27:28Baka may kidnapper doon ah.
27:29Bakit ko naman ipapakitnap si Pepito?
27:31Hindi, wala akong makukutangan.
27:33Hello?
27:35Ay, yung ba?
27:44Ano ba yan?
27:46Yung flashlight, pagbalin doon eh.
27:48Ano na nga.
27:51Ayan lang oh.
27:52Oh?
27:53Oh.
27:53Oh?
27:54Ayan oh.
27:55Oh.
27:55Ayan eh.
27:56Diba?
27:57Ako na nga.
27:58Ayun ako.
28:03Ayun ako.
28:04Hey!
28:05Ano?
28:05Sa?
28:06May CR pala dito.
28:08Bira ka.
28:08Puro kalokohan ka eh.
28:10Halika na, halika na.
28:12Halika na.
28:19Ito yung tubutugtong.
28:21Ayan hindi nakasaksa.
28:23Baka yung multo nagpapatugtog.
28:25Multo agad.
28:26Hindi pa pwedeng debatariya yan.
28:28Masan na dito yung kausap mo?
28:31Tommy?
28:32Tommy?
28:33Nasalik ko lang natin kanina.
28:35Baka kinuha na ng multo.
28:36Ito na naman to.
28:37Wala nga ang multo.
28:39Hey!
28:39Hey!
28:41Oh, anong sabi?
28:44Nasa akin na siya.
28:47Jangan, sir!
28:48Hey!
28:55Oh, anong sabi?
28:56Oh, anong sabi?
28:59Oh, anong sabi?
29:01Oh, anong sabi?
29:02Oh, anong sabi?
29:04Oh, anong sabi?
29:06Oh, anong sabi?
29:08Oh, anong sabi?
29:09Oh, anong sabi?
29:13Oh, anong sabi?
29:16Oh, anong sabi?
29:24Hey, Pre!
29:26Pare!
29:27Hey, Pre!
29:29Eh...
29:30Okay na lang ba, Pare?
29:31Oo, okay lang. Eh...
29:33Buti nga, nakita ng isang rider na flat yung gulong ko.
29:35Kaya pala umuga yung panina yung rider ko kanina.
29:38Buti nga lang, hindi.
29:39Ahalik ka sa semento.
29:41Oo, Pare.
29:42May dala kaming repair kit para sa gulong mo.
29:44Ay, okay na! Okay na!
29:45Huwag nga, Pare.
29:46Klax ka lang dyan. Dito ka, dito ka.
29:49Yes.
29:50Pero Pare,
29:52Tupay mong singil namin dito ah.
29:56Siyempre joke lang.
29:57Tupo.
29:59Sige, sige.
30:01Siyempre joke lang. Siyempre libre lang to.
30:03Ikaw pa ba, Pareng Cheeto?
30:06Diba?
30:10Sir, nakakatakot dito.
30:12Tawad nyo ba ako? Ano ba?
30:13Okay, mata ako. Text lang to eh.
30:19Kasi tayo dito, bitch?
30:20Si Tommy, hanapin natin.
30:22Sir, ginawa na siya ng multo.
30:24Anong multo? Wala nga multo.
30:25Help!
30:30Herr, sorry.
30:32You're the only 12 news that you need.
30:34BREAK!
30:51Can I stop?
30:54Sweet!
30:54Chito got filed.
30:56What happened here?
30:59It's just a keep that Chito.
31:02Huh?
31:03I've been paid for it, so they helped me.
31:06Thank you so much for all of you.
31:07There's a lot of help from our parents.
31:12We didn't do that, right?
31:15Right, my parents?
31:16Yeah.
31:17They're always helping us.
31:19I don't know.
31:20If I didn't trust my parents,
31:22I wouldn't have seen my son at the hospital.
31:25Ah, that's right?
31:28You're right.
31:29Why didn't you tell us?
31:30Kaya na po ba?
31:31Ano po si Chito,
31:32hindi po talaga nakuwento yan
31:33sa mga ginagawa niyang tulong.
31:35Oo, kabo gugulat na nga lang kami
31:37pag alam niyang mahina ka pita sa biya eh.
31:40Eh, nagdadala na lang po ng Dilata
31:42sa mga noodles yan.
31:45Mmmmm...
31:46Eh, hindi naman niya
31:47siguro binibenta sa inyo, no?
31:49Hindi po kaya nga po,
31:50kasarap eh kasi libre.
31:52Tama ka Dalt.
31:53Ah, libre, Nain.
31:56Eh, Nay,
31:57huwag ka yan mag-alala
31:57Everything I bought, I'll go back to you when I bought it.
32:00Oh, you're proud of me.
32:03They're just waiting for me.
32:05You know what?
32:06You're patient, huh?
32:08Because I think that you can buy the groceries that you buy for your friends.
32:14Because I think you're going to have a issue.
32:17Huh?
32:18Me?
32:19I'm afraid I'm going to have a issue.
32:22Sorry, I didn't want you to think about it.
32:24Ah, that's why I'm afraid you're going to have a issue.
32:28Okay, I know you're going to have a big deal for me.
32:31Hmm, I'm not going to have a big deal.
32:34Okay, let's go.
32:35Come on, come on.
32:36We're going to have a merienda.
32:38Ma'am, okay.
32:39Let's go.
32:40Let's go.
32:41Let's go.
32:42Let's go.
32:47There you are?
32:49What are you doing?
32:50We took a lot of time.
32:52Did we find a lot of money?
32:54Why didn't you have to go?
32:55I went to.
32:56I didn't have to go.
32:58I was just going to go to the CR.
32:58I left, they were no longer.
33:00I was that.
33:01Tauneng said he was the one who gave me their cell phones.
33:04Lucia, ma'am.
33:06I was okay.
33:07You'll have to go.
33:11You have to go.
33:13As a matter of fact,
33:14I should be angry at you.
33:16Wow, you're probably going to be angry at us.
33:18Oh, no matter, when I left, I didn't want you to do it.
33:21As a matter of fact, I did it, and I took my cell phone to Mara,
33:24I didn't want you to answer it.
33:25Oh, are you that? Why is this demon?
33:28What's that?
33:29Did you say that you were killed?
33:31What? I didn't say that.
33:33What did I say?
33:35I said that you were killed.
33:37Then I called my name and I didn't want you to answer it.
33:40Are you okay, Tommy?
33:42Okay, let me ask you.
33:44Ah, Tunying, we're going to have my cell phone to you.
33:47At saka, ibalik mo sa'kin yung quinceville ko, ah.
33:50Yung telepono na yan, may masamang espiritu yan.
33:53Posible. Ano?
33:54Eh, hindi nga ito nagamit ng tatay ko, eh.
33:57Hindi, bakit may ano, may tumatawag sa amin, may nagka-text.
34:00Tinasabi, mga bangkay, patay, morge, sasama kita sa hukay.
34:05Ah, baka huyong kapatid ko yun.
34:09Makakala niya kasi, ako yung gumagamit ng cell phone ni tatay.
34:12Siya kasi nag-aasikaso ng burol at libing.
34:16Ah, sige.
34:18Ibalik mo na yung quinceville ko.
34:22Hindi na pwede.
34:24What?
34:24May bangas na to eh.
34:26Hindi ko na ito mabibenta.
34:28Bigyan nalang kita ng pamasahe.
34:29Alok!
34:32Are you kidding me right now?
34:35I see the big challenge!
34:38Isang kapaginipulat!
34:40Ah!
34:42Dali ka, dali ka.
34:43Oh, okay.
34:44Naggalik, kanya. Naggalik, kanya. Naggalik, kanya.
34:47Naggalik, kanya.
34:48Ito!
34:49Tintin ka yan, hiyan!
34:52Thank you, thank you, ha.
34:53Ito na maggalik! Ito na maggalik!
34:55Ito na maggalik!
35:03Tintin ka yan!
35:04Solusyonan.
35:05Hindi natin alam kung anong gagawin, kung anong iisipin, kung anong sasabihin.
35:11Ang problema, dapat hinaharap.
35:14Inaalam kung anong pinagmulan at kung anong aasahan.
35:17Kasi hindi naman tayo bibigyan ng problema hindi natin kaya.
35:21Kung naiintindihan mo kung ano talaga ang problema,
35:24palahati niya na solusyon mo na.
35:34Para?
35:36Para!
35:41Para!
35:43Para!
36:02Haloo?
36:03Fabado!
36:03Mobín.
36:04Let me sing now in the same family!
36:07pickle...
36:10It's a prad.
36:14It got brown!
36:17What a fairness to me and...
36:21The god himself.
36:22Oh!
36:24We are funny!
36:26Okay, okay.
36:27See, to me.
36:29I am a bit of a bit.
36:32I'm sorry.
36:33Oh, okay.
36:35I can't do my fingers.
36:36I can't do that, right?
36:38I can't do that.
36:39I'm very scared.
36:40I can't do that.
36:42I can't do that.
36:43I can't do that.
36:44I can't do that.
36:45I can't do that.
36:49It's a fun!
36:51He's like a big fan!
36:52He's like a big fan!
36:52Ha ha ha ha.
36:55You're so proud of me.
36:57Maybe it's okay.
36:59If you're all okay, you're having fun?
37:01You're all okay.
37:02You're all okay, you're all okay.
37:13...