00:00Marry my daughter.
00:01Your daughter?
00:03I've seduced many sailors in my day.
00:06One had strong swimmers.
00:08But I'm immortal.
00:09If I marry your daughter, she'll age. I won't.
00:12It could never last.
00:14Five years.
00:15Look after her for five years.
00:17Help her find success.
00:19On your fifth anniversary, the spell will break.
00:22You can surf again.
00:23And if you love her, reveal your true identity.
00:30Okay.
00:32Hey, so this might be weird, but...
00:34Your daughter doesn't look like you, does she?
00:38You tell me.
01:03I can't believe she's marrying some sponger simp.
01:07I'd give it six months.
01:18We look so cute.
01:20I do wish you had listened to me and not worn that shirt though.
01:24Someone just commented sponger in a stupid shirt.
01:27I thought you didn't care that I don't surf.
01:29I don't. I don't.
01:32Spoiler alert. She did care.
01:34And that wasn't her only complaint about me.
01:36But I made a vow to stay with her for five years.
01:38And I was determined to keep that vow.
01:40No matter how hard it was.
01:41And it was very hard.
01:50Kai became one of the top female surfers on Earth.
01:54And I've been her loyal supporter.
02:00In three days, I get my koa board back and I can surf again.
02:03But until then, my mission is to give Kai everything she wants.
02:07She loves coconut water.
02:09Today, it'll be the freshest in the world.
02:17Duke.
02:19Morning, sunshine.
02:20Don't sunshine me.
02:22You tracked sand all over the kitchen.
02:24That beach life though, right?
02:25What were you even doing out there so early?
02:27Getting stoned?
02:28Something like that.
02:30Unbelievable.
02:31I need you on point today.
02:32I heard Angela Lee, the CEO of Quick Mapple,
02:34might arrive early for the expo.
02:36Don't worry, babe.
02:37I got you.
02:46This is not the brand I like.
02:48It's not any brand.
02:49It's fresh.
02:51How hard is it to get the right brand?
02:53Did you forget because you were high?
02:55I'll get the kind you like next time.
03:03We were happy once, but the honeymoon is over.
03:17Oh my god, that's her.
03:18Angela Lee, the single most important person in the world of surfing.
03:23That old guy?
03:27That old guy?
03:28Angela's father, Mickey Lee.
03:29He's the real power.
03:30Started Quick Maple as a surf shack in Malibu
03:32and grew it into the most important surf brand on earth.
03:35Oh no.
03:37Oh.
03:38I gotta go.
03:46Get out of here!
03:49Done!rust
04:07of force
04:14He's here!
04:29Pretty gnarly moves before the shark interrupted.
04:31Not as good as I used to be, but I can still catch a wave.
04:35Thank you for saving my life.
04:48You're the god of the island.
04:50Please, no one can know my identity.
04:52Whatever you say, but how can I ever repay you?
04:54Actually, there is a solid you can do me in return.
04:58Anything.
05:01My wife, Kaikua, is one of the best surfers in the world.
05:04Her sponsor just went bankrupt.
05:06Angela!
05:10Your leg! It's completely healed!
05:13Did you do this?
05:15I wish I had healing powers.
05:17I told you I went after him, but the god of the island rescued your dad.
05:20He must have put a healing spell on his leg or something.
05:23Well, thank you for helping.
05:24He needs our help, too.
05:26His wife, Kaikua, needs a sponsor.
05:28Wife?
05:28Don't worry.
05:29She's one hell of a surfer.
05:37Hey, Kaikua.
05:38Remember Chad from high school?
05:41How could she forget?
05:42If he hadn't dumped her to move to L.A. and become an Olympic gold medal surfer, she wouldn't have
05:46settled for that burnout sponger duke.
05:53Chad was my past.
05:54Yeah, the one that got away.
05:58He was so hot.
06:01And strong.
06:02God, I bet he could pick you up and flip you around.
06:07He could turn every girl into a spinner.
06:09You guys!
06:11If Chad came back today and asked you to take him back, what would you say?
06:17Well, I am married, and I haven't seen Chad since high school.
06:21Hey, ladies.
06:24Kai, we should get going.
06:28Are you trying to keep her from her friends or something?
06:31Jealous much?
06:34I'm not ready to go yet.
06:36Did you forget?
06:37Forget what?
06:39We have dinner reservations for our anniversary.
06:42The expo is the same day as our anniversary, so I made the reservation for today.
06:48I can't.
06:49Angela still hasn't seen me surf.
06:53Don't worry about that.
06:54You're going to get the quick maple sponsorship.
06:57What would you know about it?
07:03No way, bro.
07:04Is it really him?
07:05Oh, my God.
07:06His abs look hard as rocks.
07:08I'd like to see what's under those board shorts.
07:19Chad?
07:22Hey, boo.
07:23I'm in town for the expo.
07:25We knew he'd be here.
07:27But we didn't want to spoil the surprise.
07:32Bring it in for the real thing.
07:42So, are we going to catch some waves or what, boo?
07:45I really think Angela should see me surf.
07:48And Chad is already sponsored by them, so it would help to see us together.
07:51For branding.
07:52You don't mind, right?
07:53No worries.
07:54We'll celebrate our anniversary later.
07:59Let's go.
08:00Let's go.
08:02Let's go.
08:04Let's go.
08:08Look at them.
08:09They're perfect together.
08:11So in sync.
08:12Made for each other.
08:22So, which one is your wife?
08:24The one on the board with Chad?
08:26Interesting.
08:27She's good.
08:28Really good.
08:29She's the best.
08:34You know, Quick Maple sponsors me.
08:36Yeah?
08:37I can help you get a sponsorship, too.
08:39Thank you, Chad.
08:41But I can handle it.
08:42I'm a big girl.
08:48I know exactly what kind of girl you are.
08:50I know every single part of you.
08:52And would love to get reacquainted.
08:55I just want to help, since your husband obviously can't.
09:00Oh, hey, dude.
09:01You must be Duke, the sponger who waxes Kai's board.
09:07I'm Kai's husband.
09:11Want to go grab Kai's board for us?
09:18Five years.
09:19For five years, I protected and loved you.
09:22But now I'm starting to see you never really loved me back.
09:28I caught your favorite fish myself.
09:31And you've been out all day with Chad.
09:36You're cold.
09:37I can feel the goosebumps on your skin.
09:40Hey, don't sweat, Quick Maple.
09:42I'm tight with Angela.
09:43I got your back like a bikini string.
09:46Thanks so much, Chad.
09:48It's the least I can do.
09:50You know, I never forgot you.
09:52Maybe I should stay on the island a while and get back in touch.
09:56I'm married.
09:58You're not going to be this hot forever, Kai.
10:00Don't you want a real man who knows what do with a girl like you?
10:04Duke's actually really sweet.
10:07Sweet?
10:08Yeah.
10:09He's a total sim.
10:10Dump him or don't.
10:12I don't mind being Mr. Steel, your girl.
10:21There's an extra board here.
10:24It's a gift for you.
10:26A fish.
10:28This bad boy will unlock all the speed in that tight little bod.
10:32Duke designed my board himself.
10:34You think that sponger knows more about surfboards than me?
10:37Plus, this is a quick maple board.
10:39That's what Angela wants to see you on.
10:42Good point.
10:45See you on the beach, boo.
10:50Catch any big ones?
10:51It was okay.
10:52Lots of close outs today.
10:53I made dinner.
10:54For our anniversary.
10:56Our patio's got a better view than any restaurant anyway.
10:59Sorry.
10:59I ate already.
11:06New board?
11:08Angela should see me on a quick maple board.
11:10Quick maple should build a board for you.
11:12Like I did.
11:13This fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
11:15It'll pearl the second you go vertical.
11:16Babe, no offense, but Chad knows surfing.
11:19He won gold.
11:19You don't even surf.
11:21I know the island's waves.
11:22I'll think about it.
11:23So you're not hungry, but you've been surfing all day.
11:25Are you sore?
11:26Do you want a massage?
11:34I'm sore.
11:35I'm going to go in the hot tub.
11:37Want some company?
11:38No thanks.
11:39I'm not in the mood.
11:39Too sore.
11:46She said she wasn't in the mood,
11:48but she really meant she wasn't in the mood for me.
11:53Duke?
11:58You forgot your towel.
12:00Didn't want you to get cold walking back to the house.
12:06Aren't you going to say anything?
12:08What do you want me to say?
12:09Do you even care?
12:10Or are you too stoned and lazy to even give a shit?
12:12I care.
12:13If you paid attention, you'd know how much.
12:16Why did you never learn to surf?
12:20I was the best surfer in the world.
12:23Your mom cursed me.
12:25What does that have to do with anything?
12:27Because it's weird.
12:29You're like obsessed with surfers.
12:31You make custom surfboards.
12:33You wear that stupid surfboard necklace.
12:36But you can't even surf.
12:38That's probably why you want to stay in this dead marriage.
12:40So you can leech off me.
12:42That's why you didn't even react to me screwing that jet
12:45and calling it another man's name.
12:46Because you don't actually care about anything
12:48except using me to get closer to
12:49the glory you'll never have.
12:53You want me out of your life?
12:56Give it a few more days.
13:04Nah, bro, you're caking it on.
13:06You're going to glue her feet to the board.
13:08That's right for cold water like Malibu.
13:09On a warm break like ours,
13:11soft thin wax will be greased by noon.
13:12This sponger's lecturing a gold metal surfer on wax.
13:15Not on wax.
13:16On the water I live on.
13:20Being a townie who's never left the island
13:22isn't something to brag about, Duke.
13:27I hoped I'd find you here.
13:34She looked pretty good with you yesterday, Chad.
13:36Let's see how she looks on her own.
13:38Angela, that bikini.
13:39She's still being worn by your boss.
13:44There she goes.
13:51I told her that fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
13:53It's purling.
13:59See what your garbage waxing did, sponger?
14:01It wasn't the wax.
14:02It was your board.
14:05So it's my fault?
14:06I was trying to unlock her power.
14:07You've been holding her back.
14:09Up.
14:13What?
14:13I think what you meant to say was
14:15you've been holding her up.
14:18You're a pro surfer, props on that.
14:19But I know my island.
14:20I know my break.
14:23And I know how to kick your ass.
14:25You think so?
14:26Let's go then.
14:34Duke, stop showing off.
14:36Chad's a professional athlete.
14:37You're a professional stoner.
14:38You don't want to fight him.
14:41Is that the kind of guy you are?
14:43Need to be rescued by your girl?
14:46I don't know what happened out there.
14:47I swear I'll do better in the expo tomorrow.
14:49Don't sweat it.
14:50The sponsorship's yours.
14:51You looked amazing.
14:51But I just had an epic wipeout.
14:54It's not just about your surfing.
14:56You're hot.
14:57And you've got a great man behind you.
15:01Looking forward to having you both represent Quick Mabble at the expo tomorrow.
15:07We've got to celebrate.
15:09Mai Tai.
15:09Yes, absolutely.
15:11Fix the wax on my new board.
15:16She thinks Chad is the great man behind her.
15:19One more day and she can have it.
15:22I can't believe she gave me the sponsorship, right?
15:25After I wiped out.
15:27And it's all thanks to you.
15:29I'd do anything for you.
15:41Oh no.
15:42You're going to be so sticky.
15:44Why don't you come up to my room and rinse off in the shower?
15:47You can borrow a t-shirt too if you want.
15:49Yeah.
15:50I am really sticky, actually.
16:16First I rode your waves.
16:18Now I'm going to ride your wife.
16:25What are you doing?
16:28Stop denying yourself.
16:30We both know you want this.
16:32Put your clothes on, Chad.
16:34You first.
16:38Give me back the towel, Chad.
16:39Come on.
16:40It's the least you can do after I got you the sponsorship.
16:44Please don't do this.
16:45Please don't do this.
16:45Don't worry, boo.
16:46Every girl likes it in the end.
16:47Help!
16:48Somebody help me!
16:49Help!
16:50Come here!
16:57Ride this.
17:05How are you so strong?
17:09How are you so strong?
17:11Taking another man's sloppy seconds?
17:13I thought you were a chat.
17:16Please.
17:17I can't breathe.
17:19I can't breathe.
17:19What are you doing to him?
17:25Enough!
17:31What is wrong with you?
17:33Me?
17:34He was assaulting my wife.
17:36This is a misunderstanding.
17:38Really?
17:39You were crying for help.
17:41He spilled a drink on me.
17:42I was just cleaning up.
17:45And how did he end up naked?
17:46He was just changing.
17:48You came in at the wrong time.
17:50Timing, bro.
17:51It's everything.
17:51In surfing and in love.
17:53Can you please just take me home?
17:55You can stay here if you want, boo.
17:58We all need to just chill out before the expo tomorrow.
18:01Let's go.
18:09I shouldn't have slapped you.
18:13You were being crazy, though.
18:15I thought you were going to kill him.
18:19Do you have anything to say?
18:21Why were you in his hotel room?
18:24I told you.
18:25He spilled a drink.
18:26I should have been there.
18:28But instead, you made me...
18:29You wanted to come.
18:30You should have come.
18:31You are always doing this.
18:32You act like a total simp and then bitch and complain when I don't tell you what to do.
18:35Act like a man for once.
18:38You used to like that I was kind and giving.
18:40No.
18:41I like the way you fucked me that first time.
18:43I was totally digmatized and I made the biggest mistake of my life.
18:47That's really how you feel about our marriage?
18:52You're a sweet guy, Duke.
18:54But I need a strong man behind me, not a slacker.
18:58If you cared to look closer, you'd see that the truth is, you'd never be this successful
19:03without me.
19:05Get real, Duke.
19:06I could make my own meals and wax my own board.
19:09I only let you do it because you're so pathetic.
19:13I feel bad for you.
19:15You think I'm just a glorified servant?
19:17Like you said, a leech.
19:19I need a real man.
19:21Not some stoner, beta, board waxing, sponger.
19:25All the things you do for me just make you seem weak.
19:27How am I supposed to be attracted to you?
19:34Then let's get a divorce.
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