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Ryan loves Carsen enough to let him go. After a wild night together, she discovers she's pregnant but chooses silence over ruining his NFL career. As he rises to fame, she fades into the background. But true love has a way of finding its way back. Will he realize what he left behind before it's too late?
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Ryan loves Carsen enough to let him go. After a wild night together, she discovers she's pregnant but chooses silence over ruining his NFL career. As he rises to fame, she fades into the background. But true love has a way of finding its way back. Will he realize what he left behind before it's too late?
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00:00:00To be continued...
00:00:06To be continued...
00:00:09Mollens, let me in, please!
00:00:11Carson?
00:00:12Drunk on a Monday night?
00:00:15God...
00:00:16Seriously, what do you want?
00:00:30What the hell?!
00:00:32Put that away!
00:00:33I don't want to see my best friends, you know...
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Carson!
00:00:38Baby!
00:00:39Where are you?
00:00:41Golly horse, golly horse.
00:00:42You...
00:00:42Don't...
00:00:44Okay, don't...
00:00:48Why are you invoking the secret life or death code word on your girlfriend?
00:00:52You know, that's actually for, like, life or death situations.
00:00:55Ex...
00:00:56Girlfriend and this is serious.
00:00:58We're going to strip you apart and then she freaking ambushed me.
00:01:01You know how I get when we don't fuck!
00:01:07Open this door now!
00:01:08Do not keep your girlfriend waiting!
00:01:18Are you...
00:01:19Harsh?
00:01:21You grinding on me?
00:01:22It's nothing.
00:01:24Grinding?!
00:01:26Who's grinding?!
00:01:31Yeah, let's go away, please.
00:01:33Open the door now!
00:01:35Or I swear to God I will wake everyone in this entire fucking building up!
00:01:44Hi Lily.
00:01:45My boyfriend better not be in your cave, you nasty little troll.
00:01:50I could have sworn I heard Carson's voice in here.
00:01:52Uh...
00:01:53He's...
00:01:54He...
00:01:54He's oral...
00:01:56Over...
00:01:57Over at his house.
00:01:58Are you having a stroke?
00:02:00Why so nervous, Kongs?
00:02:02Could it be that...
00:02:03Uh...
00:02:04I was talking to him on...
00:02:06On FaceTime.
00:02:06And it was on speakerphone.
00:02:08That's probably why you...
00:02:10You heard him.
00:02:10Uh...
00:02:11He...
00:02:11Was saying...
00:02:13How he can't...
00:02:14He can't wait to have...
00:02:15Have the se...
00:02:16Have sex...
00:02:17Have...
00:02:17Have sex with you!
00:02:20Glad you know your place, bitch.
00:02:24Hmm...
00:02:25I just hope you know that he's doing charity work by being friends with you.
00:02:31You might just be the worst liar I've ever had the privilege of relying on.
00:02:36Or under.
00:02:37I mean.
00:02:38Get out!
00:02:39Get out!
00:02:39Get out!
00:02:40Get out!
00:02:45Uh...
00:02:46You know I still don't know why you...
00:02:48Since when have I, your best friend of a million years, ever made you nervous?
00:02:52You barely made it through that.
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58That's my...
00:02:58I put my...
00:02:59I put my belt on that!
00:03:01I...
00:03:02I...
00:03:03Put this on!
00:03:11Damn, I've gotten this.
00:03:12Damn.
00:03:13He looks hot in those.
00:03:16Well, it uh...
00:03:18It worked!
00:03:19Didn't it?
00:03:19You're welcome.
00:03:20Yes, you're amazing.
00:03:22Up top.
00:03:31Oh god, I...
00:03:32I can't believe I just saw my first penis.
00:03:36And it's yours!
00:03:38Ugh!
00:03:39Thoughts?
00:03:41Because personally, I enjoyed what I saw down in your pants.
00:03:44Carson!
00:03:45Did you...
00:03:45Did you really just...
00:03:47Say that?
00:03:48Ryan...
00:03:49Come on...
00:03:50Answer.
00:03:52Or you can just tell me to leave, but you're not exactly doing that either.
00:03:56It...
00:03:57It's...
00:03:58It's...
00:03:58Leave.
00:03:59And you need to...
00:04:03It's...
00:04:03Nice.
00:04:04And you need to leave.
00:04:05So you think it's nice?
00:04:08Ryan Collins, that is bold.
00:04:11You just admitted that my penis is nice.
00:04:13Shut up.
00:04:16So, just to be clear, you want me to leave even though you think that I had a very nice...
00:04:23Oh god.
00:04:29Oh god.
00:04:40May I?
00:04:57Why not?
00:04:59I...
00:04:59Why not?
00:05:05Why not?
00:05:11baby ex-girlfriend and you're a big football star and I'm just your dorky best friend and there's
00:05:16no way that you seriously want me. I like you, Collins. I'm very serious about how much I like
00:05:23you. Haven't you ever wondered what it would feel like if there was something more? Only every day
00:05:32since I was seven. I've even thought about him being my first but I never thought it could
00:05:38actually happen. Maybe.
00:05:56Holy shit, Collins. I can't believe you've been hiding this from me.
00:06:09I know. I promise I'll take care of you.
00:06:15I told you that I'm not that tight.
00:06:21Don't wanna waste it right. Make up one more chance. Yeah.
00:06:28Now you got carried away. Ooh, you made me to say.
00:06:31You've been missing great with space to stay in your place.
00:06:40Did I really just lose my virginity to my best friend?
00:06:49How'd you run to practice? Come find me on the field later tonight?
00:06:59I've loved Carson as long as I can remember. Does this last night mean he feels the same?
00:07:06After the semester, he leaves for the most elite training camp. If you want something more,
00:07:12he's probably gonna ask now.
00:07:27So... about last night?
00:07:29Oh, God. Does he regret it?
00:07:32Uh, yeah. About... last night. Look, if... if you think it was a mistake, I...
00:07:38A mistake. Collins, you can never be an mistake.
00:07:42Well, you were... you were really drunk, and it's probably obvious that I've...
00:07:46liked you forever, and I just...
00:07:49I didn't know if you want to be more than...
00:07:54What didn't you just say?
00:07:56I said I want to be more than friends.
00:07:59I like you. Collins. For real.
00:08:03I like you too, Cars. I just...
00:08:06What if this changes things between us?
00:08:10I don't want to lose my best friend.
00:08:12No.
00:08:13Look, we've still got a few months, as always.
00:08:17Okay?
00:08:18We can take a stop.
00:08:36I've wanted him since forever.
00:08:38And now he's finally mine.
00:08:42So what? You're period three weeks late, and you've been throwing up every day.
00:08:47That doesn't mean jack squat.
00:08:52Positive.
00:08:57How am I supposed to tell my best friend that I'm pregnant with his baby?
00:09:03I don't know.
00:09:04But you have to, right? He's leaving soon.
00:09:20Dude.
00:09:21It's so obvious that you're whipped for Ryan.
00:09:24Since the moment that we were kids on a playground, man.
00:09:27You know, I guess I just never really thought that she'd feel the same way about a dumb jock.
00:09:33Yeah.
00:09:36I know I have to leave sooner than I thought, but at my going away party, I'm gonna finally ask
00:09:40her.
00:09:41She needs to know how bad I want this.
00:09:52Watch it, Ugo. Ugh, you can't even walk straight.
00:10:00No.
00:10:01Ow!
00:10:07Oh my god. Ryan the troll might actually be pregnant?
00:10:12Oh, but who's gonna guard the bridge?
00:10:14Pregnant? Someone actually put their dick in that?
00:10:17Did he have to wear a blindfold or a paper bag?
00:10:21Give that back!
00:10:23I will!
00:10:23When you tell me who your baby daddy is...
00:10:26I can't tell her the baby's Carson's.
00:10:28Her ex?
00:10:30She would kill me.
00:10:34Oh my god.
00:10:35You don't even remember?
00:10:37You're such a slut.
00:10:38Ew.
00:10:39I'm gonna call you Ghana Ryan.
00:10:43Maybe you should get tested for STDs, Trish.
00:10:47That's one test you'll actually pass.
00:10:51For somebody who dresses like a fugly Amish bitch, but probably has the body count of a stripper?
00:10:56You've got some nerve.
00:10:58Expose her, Lily.
00:10:59Let's show everyone what Ryan's got for sale.
00:11:09Not much.
00:11:10Oh, but don't worry.
00:11:12Maybe this little guy can make you some cash.
00:11:15Ew.
00:11:16So trashy.
00:11:18Aw, are you crying?
00:11:20Is it because your bestie Carson isn't here to save you?
00:11:23Well, newsflash.
00:11:25He's moving across the country to be an NFL star.
00:11:28What?
00:11:28No.
00:11:29No.
00:11:30He's staying right here in North Cardiff.
00:11:32Oh.
00:11:34You don't know.
00:11:35He's training with the NFL champions.
00:11:37He's gonna be gone the whole fall semester and the whole summer.
00:11:41I bet he's so excited to finally get away from this whale.
00:11:44She just sucks up all the air.
00:11:45Daddy.
00:11:46The whole summer?
00:11:48Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat teen moms dragging them down.
00:11:52Not like you'd even stand a chance.
00:11:55Yeah.
00:11:55Have you seen NFL wags?
00:11:57Perfect tits, perfect tens.
00:11:59You're already bloating.
00:12:01Oh my god.
00:12:01Imagine the flab and stretch marks nine months from now.
00:12:06Just drop out, Ryan.
00:12:10That was so good.
00:12:11Carson.
00:12:13You're going off to practice with NFL players, and here I am.
00:12:23Lovely's right.
00:12:24If I distract Carson with this baby, I'll stop him from becoming the all-star he's capable of being.
00:12:30I'll destroy everything he's ever worked for.
00:12:37Your father can never find out about you.
00:12:42He needs to leave and never come back.
00:12:46Woo!
00:12:47Come on!
00:12:48Let's go!
00:12:51To Carson!
00:12:55The youngest player in history to train with an NFL team.
00:13:00Yeah, Lee.
00:13:00Your career is like set, man.
00:13:03How does it feel?
00:13:04Speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed.
00:13:07All right, all right, all right, all right.
00:13:10Of course, I wouldn't be here without my team.
00:13:13Woo!
00:13:15But I also owe this win to my best friend, Ryan Collins.
00:13:21Yes.
00:13:21You stood by my side since we were kids.
00:13:24For every win, every loss, every stupid dream I've ever had.
00:13:33Carson.
00:13:35Carson.
00:13:37What happened?
00:13:39Talk to me.
00:13:41Sleep.
00:13:43I freaking had one job.
00:13:46To throw the ball.
00:13:48And I blew it.
00:13:50Everybody's counting on me and I blew it.
00:13:53I blew it because I'm an idiot.
00:13:56No.
00:13:57Hey, breathe.
00:13:58Carson.
00:13:59Breathe.
00:14:00You're the youngest captain in our school's history.
00:14:04You are perfect.
00:14:0799% of the time.
00:14:10On and off the field.
00:14:18You're not embarrassed?
00:14:21Everybody's going to ignore me.
00:14:22I blew the homecoming game.
00:14:23You're my best friend, stupid.
00:14:26I mean, yeah, sure, you're going to make it to the NFL one day, but I'd still be best friends
00:14:31with you, even if you were the water boy.
00:14:42That night, you said we were best friends.
00:14:47But Ryan, I want to be so much more than that.
00:14:50There's no doubt.
00:14:53No question in my mind.
00:14:55Well, except for one.
00:14:59Of course.
00:15:03Will you marry me, Ryan Collins?
00:15:09Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat teen moms dragging them down.
00:15:14I'm so sorry, Carson.
00:15:16You're my best friend.
00:15:18That's why I'm doing this.
00:15:22Oh!
00:15:30Ryan, what the hell?
00:15:33I thought you liked me.
00:15:35I thought you wanted this.
00:15:36You thought wrong.
00:15:37I could never be with a loser like you.
00:15:39That's bullshit.
00:15:41I've known you since we were seven.
00:15:43I know when you're lying.
00:15:45You don't know me.
00:15:46I want to be with a real star.
00:15:49That's, that's Jonah.
00:15:51You'll never be half the man or athlete that he is.
00:15:57I can see that.
00:15:58You know, I thought you cared about me.
00:16:01I guess I had your back room.
00:16:04Wow.
00:16:07I didn't think you had that kind of spice in you, Collins.
00:16:10Nah.
00:16:11Where were we?
00:16:13Whoa!
00:16:14Whoa, what the fuck?
00:16:17Wait a minute.
00:16:18Are the rumors true?
00:16:19Are you actually pregnant?
00:16:23You're trying to fuck me and baby trap me.
00:16:25You trashy, psycho bitch.
00:16:29Carson's dodged a bomb.
00:16:35That day, my final act of love for my best friend was convincing him I hated him.
00:16:43So he'd never come looking for me again.
00:16:46But I was wrong about how stubborn Carson Blake could be.
00:16:51What are you gonna do?
00:17:09What are you gonna do?
00:17:13What are you gonna do?
00:17:17That's why you're doing a job.
00:17:17Carson, Carson, you led your team
00:17:20to their first NCAA championship in 50 years.
00:17:23And now every college in the nation wants you on their team.
00:17:26Where are you going?
00:17:27Georgia, Oregon, Boise, Texas?
00:17:31Ryan?
00:17:33Ryan, you need to come look at this.
00:17:34Please hold.
00:17:36Okay.
00:17:38Oh, you need a diaper.
00:17:48Hey, I know you and Carson didn't leave on the best of terms,
00:17:52but isn't it good for Charlie to see your dad?
00:17:54For all?
00:17:55She'll know.
00:17:56I found her dad at a random sperm bank.
00:17:59Got it?
00:17:59Are you sure you're ready for school on Monday?
00:18:02You haven't slept in like four months.
00:18:03I can't give Charlie the life she deserves working a minimum wage job.
00:18:07I need to get my pre-med degree.
00:18:09And you're not afraid of seeing you-know-who?
00:18:11Carson?
00:18:14No, no way.
00:18:15It's my guts.
00:18:17He's gotten an offer from every single Big Ten school for his senior season.
00:18:21There's no way that he'd come back to lame-ass middle-of-nowhere North Cardiff.
00:18:27Actually, I'll be going back to my roots.
00:18:30I'll be spending my senior season at the University of North Cardiff.
00:18:40Ryan, put that away. Your baby is fine.
00:18:42You won't be if you make me drink alone tonight.
00:18:45Oh, stop!
00:18:48You're going to be drinking alone regardless.
00:18:51The babies can't drink tequila, remember?
00:18:54Come on, you're still a milk.
00:18:55And you haven't gone out since Charlie was born, so you have to have fun with me.
00:18:59Where else?
00:19:00Okay, fine. I'll stay.
00:19:02I'll need to watch over your drunk ass.
00:19:04It's too cute.
00:19:05Isn't there supposed to be a weight limit at frat parties?
00:19:10Why don't you go home and breastfeed your little brat?
00:19:14She might shed a few pounds.
00:19:15I see you still don't have any hobbies, Lily.
00:19:17Oh, like you do?
00:19:19Still no dad in the picture, I'm guessing.
00:19:21He dodged a bullet.
00:19:23You're really pudgy.
00:19:24You look like my mom before she started her diet.
00:19:27Leave her alone.
00:19:29You know, I heard the most interesting rumor today.
00:19:32I heard that someone very important is transferring back for his senior year.
00:19:36In fact, I think he's here now.
00:19:40Hope you don't embarrass yourself, Mama.
00:19:44Who? Who's here?
00:20:09Hey!
00:20:12Oh my god!
00:20:13Freddy Krueger, I was going to make fun of your saggy ass breasts, but this is so much grosser. Let
00:20:20go of my skirt.
00:20:21Or what? Hey everyone, who wants to see Ryan's awesome new party train?
00:20:31Who wants to see a human cow get milked?
00:20:40Oh my god, she's actually leaking milk! Gross! Who wants to see Ryan's nasty ass cow drink again?
00:20:49Milk that cow! Milk that cow! Milk that cow! Milk that cow! Milk that cow!
00:21:04Oh my god, Carson, he can't find out I had his child like this.
00:21:09Collins?
00:21:18Is that what I think it is?
00:21:37Collins, let me in, please!
00:21:38Carson? Drunk on a Monday night?
00:21:43God...
00:21:44Seriously, what do you want?
00:21:57What? My... What the hell? Put that away! I don't want to see my best friends, you know... What?
00:22:05Carson, baby, where are you?
00:22:08Callie horse, callie horse.
00:22:11Okay, don't...
00:22:16Why are you invoking the secret life or death code word on your girlfriend?
00:22:20You know, that's actually for like, life or death situations.
00:22:23Ex-girlfriend and this is serious. We're going to strip your apartment and then she freaking ambushed me.
00:22:28You know how I get when we don't fuck!
00:22:35Open this door now! Do not keep your girlfriend waiting!
00:22:45Are you... harsh?
00:22:49You grinding on me is nothing.
00:22:52Grinding?
00:22:53Who's grinding?
00:22:58Yeah, let's go away, please.
00:23:00Open the door now!
00:23:02I swear to God, I will wake everyone in this entire fucking building up!
00:23:11Hi, Lily.
00:23:13My boyfriend better not be in your cave, you nasty little troll.
00:23:17I could have sworn I heard Carson's voice in here.
00:23:20Uh, he's...
00:23:22He's oral...
00:23:24Over at his house.
00:23:26Are you having a stroke?
00:23:28Why so nervous, Kongs?
00:23:29Could it be that...
00:23:31I was talking to him on FaceTime and it was on speakerphone, that's probably why you heard him.
00:23:38He was saying how he can't wait to have sex with you.
00:23:47Glad you know your place, bitch.
00:23:51Hmm.
00:23:52I just hope you know that he's doing charity work by being friends with you.
00:23:59You might just be the worst liar I've ever had the privilege of relying on.
00:24:03Or under, I mean.
00:24:05Get out! Get out! Get out!
00:24:10Ugh.
00:24:13You know, I still don't know why...
00:24:15Since when have I, your best friend of a million years, ever made you nervous?
00:24:20You barely made it through that.
00:24:25Hey! That's my...
00:24:26I put my... I put my mouth on that!
00:24:29I... I...
00:24:30I...
00:24:30Put this on!
00:24:38Damn, I've gotten this.
00:24:40Damn, he looks hot in those.
00:24:44Well, it, uh...
00:24:45It worked, didn't it?
00:24:47You're welcome.
00:24:48Yes, you're amazing.
00:24:50Up top.
00:24:58Oh, God, I...
00:25:00I can't believe I just saw my first penis.
00:25:03And it's yours.
00:25:07Thoughts?
00:25:08Because personally, I enjoyed what I saw down in your pen.
00:25:11Carson, did you...
00:25:13Did you really just say that?
00:25:16Ryan...
00:25:17Come on, answer.
00:25:20Or you can just tell me to leave, but you're not exactly doing that either.
00:25:23It... it's...
00:25:25It's... leave, and you need to nice.
00:25:30It's... nice, and you need to leave.
00:25:33So you think it's nice.
00:25:35Ryan Collins, that is bold.
00:25:39You just admitted that my penis is nice.
00:25:41Shut up.
00:25:41Thank me.
00:25:44So, just to be clear, you want me to leave even though you think that I had a very nice...
00:25:51What the...
00:25:54Oh, God.
00:25:55Oh, God.
00:26:25Oh, God.
00:26:26Oh, God.
00:26:27Oh, God.
00:26:28Oh, God.
00:26:28Oh, God.
00:26:29Oh, God.
00:26:29Of course, we...
00:26:30We...
00:26:31We can't.
00:26:31Why not?
00:26:33Because you're...
00:26:33You're a little drunk, and you're hiding from your evil, psycho baby ex-girlfriend, and...
00:26:40You're a big football star, and I'm just your dorky best friend, and there's no way that you seriously want
00:26:45me.
00:26:45I like you, Collins.
00:26:48And I'm very serious about how much I like you.
00:26:52Haven't you ever wondered what it would feel like if...
00:26:56There was something more?
00:26:58Only every day since I was seven.
00:27:02I've even thought about him being my first.
00:27:04But I never thought it could actually happen.
00:27:08Maybe.
00:27:23Holy shit, Collins.
00:27:26I can't believe you've been hiding this from me.
00:27:36I know.
00:27:40I promise I'll take care of you.
00:27:43I promise I'll take care of you.
00:28:08Did I really just lose my virginity to my...
00:28:11Best friend?
00:28:17Had to run to practice.
00:28:18Come find me on the field later tonight?
00:28:26I've loved Carson as long as I can remember.
00:28:31Does last night mean he feels the same?
00:28:33After the semester, he leaves for the most elite training camp.
00:28:38If he wants something more, he's probably gonna ask now.
00:28:42No.
00:28:53So...
00:28:55About last night?
00:28:56Oh, God.
00:28:58Does he regret it?
00:28:59Uh, yeah. About...
00:29:01Last night.
00:29:02Look, if...
00:29:04If you think it was a mistake...
00:29:05A mistake?
00:29:08Collins, you can never be on a mistake.
00:29:10Well, you were...
00:29:11You were really drunk and it's probably obvious that I've...
00:29:13Liked you forever and I just...
00:29:16I didn't know if you want to be more than...
00:29:24I won't be more than friends.
00:29:26I like you.
00:29:28Collins.
00:29:29For real.
00:29:30I like you too, Cars.
00:29:33I just...
00:29:34What if this changes things between us?
00:29:37I don't want to lose my best friend.
00:29:40I won't.
00:29:41Look, we've still got a few months since I leave.
00:29:44Okay?
00:29:46We can take a stop.
00:30:03I've wanted him since forever.
00:30:05And now he's finally mine.
00:30:10So what? Your period's three weeks late and you've been throwing up every day.
00:30:14That doesn't mean jack squat.
00:30:20Positive.
00:30:25How am I supposed to tell my best friend that I'm pregnant with his baby?
00:30:30I don't know.
00:30:31But you have to, right?
00:30:33He's leaving soon.
00:30:47Dude.
00:30:49It's so obvious that you're a whiff for Ryan.
00:30:51Since the moment that we were kids on a playground, man.
00:30:55You know, I guess I just never really thought that she'd feel the same way about a dumb jock.
00:31:00Yeah.
00:31:03I know I have to leave sooner than I thought, but at my going away party, I'm gonna finally ask
00:31:08her.
00:31:09She needs to know how bad I want this.
00:31:20Watch it, Ugo.
00:31:21Ugh, you can't even walk straight.
00:31:27No.
00:31:29Ow!
00:31:30Ow!
00:31:34Oh my god.
00:31:36Ryan the troll might actually be pregnant?
00:31:39Aw, but who's gonna guard the bridge?
00:31:42Pregnant?
00:31:43Someone actually put their dick in that?
00:31:45Did he have to wear a blindfold or a paper bag?
00:31:49Give that back!
00:31:50I will.
00:31:51When you tell me who your baby daddy is.
00:31:53I can't tell her the baby's Carson's.
00:31:56Her ex?
00:31:57She would kill me.
00:32:01Oh my god.
00:32:03You don't even remember?
00:32:04You're such a slut.
00:32:06Ew.
00:32:07I'm gonna call you Gana Ryan.
00:32:11Maybe you should get tested for STDs, Trish.
00:32:14That's one test you'll actually pass.
00:32:16Yes.
00:32:19For somebody who dresses like a fugly Amish bitch, but probably has the body count of a stripper?
00:32:24You've got some nerve.
00:32:26Expose her, Lily.
00:32:27Let's show everyone what Ryan's got for sale.
00:32:36Not much.
00:32:38Oh, but don't worry.
00:32:39Maybe this little guy can make you some cash.
00:32:43Ew.
00:32:43So trashy.
00:32:46Aw, are you crying?
00:32:48Is it because your bestie Carson isn't here to save you?
00:32:51Well, newsflash.
00:32:52He's moving across the country to be an NFL star.
00:32:56What?
00:32:56No.
00:32:57No.
00:32:58He's staying right here in North Cardiff.
00:33:00Oh.
00:33:01You don't know.
00:33:02He's training with the NFL champions.
00:33:04He's gonna be gone the whole fall semester and the whole summer.
00:33:08I bet he's so excited to finally get away from this whale.
00:33:11She just sucks up all the air.
00:33:13Daddy.
00:33:14The whole summer?
00:33:15Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat teen moms dragging them down.
00:33:21Not like you'd even stand a chance.
00:33:22Yeah.
00:33:23Have you seen NFL wags?
00:33:24Perfect tits, perfect tens.
00:33:27You're already bloating.
00:33:28Oh my god.
00:33:29Imagine the flab and stretch marks nine months from now.
00:33:33Just drop out, Brian.
00:33:37That was so good.
00:33:39Carson, you're going off to practice with NFL players and here I am.
00:33:50I'll be right.
00:33:51If I distract Carson with this baby, I'll stop him from becoming the all-star he's capable
00:33:57of being.
00:33:58I'll destroy everything he's ever worked for.
00:34:04Your father can never find out about you.
00:34:09He needs to leave and never come back.
00:34:14Come on.
00:34:16Let's go.
00:34:18To Carson.
00:34:22The youngest player in history to train with NFL team.
00:34:27Really?
00:34:28Your career is like set, man.
00:34:30How does it feel?
00:34:32Speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed.
00:34:34All right.
00:34:35All right.
00:34:36All right.
00:34:36All right.
00:34:36All right.
00:34:37All right.
00:34:38Of course, I wouldn't be here without my team.
00:34:42But I also owe this win to my best friend, Ryan Collins.
00:34:48Yes.
00:34:49You've stood by my side since we were kids.
00:34:52For every win, every loss, every stupid dream I've ever had.
00:35:01Carson.
00:35:03Carson.
00:35:04Carson.
00:35:04Carson.
00:35:05What happened?
00:35:07Talk to me.
00:35:09Sleep.
00:35:11I freaking had one job.
00:35:13To throw the ball.
00:35:15And I blew it.
00:35:18Everybody's counting on me and I blew it.
00:35:21I blew it because I'm an idiot.
00:35:24No.
00:35:24Hey, breathe.
00:35:25Carson.
00:35:26Breathe.
00:35:27Okay?
00:35:28You're the youngest captain in our school's history.
00:35:31You are perfect 99% of the time.
00:35:37On and off the field.
00:35:46You're not embarrassed?
00:35:48Everybody's going to embarrass me.
00:35:49I blew the homecoming game.
00:35:51You're my best friend, stupid.
00:35:54I mean, yeah, sure, you're going to make it to the NFL one day, but I'd still be best
00:35:58friends with you even if you were the water boy.
00:36:10That night, you said we were best friends.
00:36:15But Ryan, I want to be so much more than that.
00:36:18There's no doubt, no question in my mind.
00:36:23Well, except for one.
00:36:26Oh, shit.
00:36:31Will you marry me, Ryan Collins?
00:36:37Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat teen moms dragging them down.
00:36:41I'm so sorry, Carson.
00:36:44You're my best friend.
00:36:46That's why I'm doing this.
00:36:58Ryan, what the hell?
00:37:00I thought you liked me.
00:37:02I thought you wanted this.
00:37:03You thought wrong.
00:37:05I could never be with a loser like you.
00:37:07That's bullshit.
00:37:09I've known you since we were seven.
00:37:11I know when you're lying.
00:37:12You don't know me.
00:37:14I want to be with a real star.
00:37:16That's, that's Jonah.
00:37:18You'll never be half the man or athlete that he is.
00:37:24I can see that.
00:37:26You know, I thought you cared about me.
00:37:29I guess I had your back room.
00:37:32Wow.
00:37:34I didn't think you had that kind of spice in you, Collins.
00:37:38Nah.
00:37:39Where were we?
00:37:41Whoa!
00:37:42Whoa, what the fuck?
00:37:44Wait a minute.
00:37:46Are the rumors true?
00:37:47Are you actually pregnant?
00:37:50You're trying to fuck me and baby trap me.
00:37:53You trashy, psycho bitch.
00:37:56Carson's dodged a bomb.
00:38:02That day, my final act of love for my best friend
00:38:07was convincing him I hated him.
00:38:10So he'd never come looking for me again.
00:38:13But I was wrong about how stubborn Carson Blake could be.
00:38:44Carson, Carson!
00:38:46You led your team to the first NCAA team in the tournament...
00:38:49championship in 50 years and now every college in the nation wants you on their
00:38:53team. Where are you going? Georgia? Oregon? Boise? Texas?
00:38:58Ryan? Ryan, you need to come look at this! Please hold. Okay. Oh, you need a diaper.
00:39:17Hey, I know you and Carson didn't leave on the best of terms, but isn't it good for Charlie to
00:39:20see
00:39:21your dad? For all? She'll know. I found her dad at a random sperm bank. Got it? Are you sure
00:39:28you're
00:39:28ready for school on Monday? You haven't slept in like four months. I can't give Charlie the life
00:39:32she deserves working a minimum wage job. I need to get my pre-med degree. And you're not afraid of
00:39:37seeing you know who? Carson? No, no way. It's my guts. He's gotten an offer from every single Big Ten
00:39:47school for his senior season. There's no way that he'd come back to lame-ass middle of nowhere North
00:39:53Cardiff. Actually, I'll be going back to my roots. I'll be spending my senior season at the University
00:39:59of North Cardiff.
00:40:07Ryan, put that away. Your baby is fine. You won't be if you make me drink alone tonight.
00:40:13Oh, stop!
00:40:16You're going to be drinking alone regardless if babies can't drink tequila, remember? Come on,
00:40:22you're still a milk. And you haven't gone out since Charlie was born, so you have to have fun with
00:40:26me.
00:40:26Where else? Okay, fine. I'll stay.
00:40:29We all need to watch over your drunk-ass chicken.
00:40:33Isn't there supposed to be a weight limit at frat parties?
00:40:38Why don't you go home and breastfeed your little brat?
00:40:41She might shed a few pounds.
00:40:43I see you still don't have any hobbies, Lily.
00:40:45Oh, like you do? Still no dad in the picture, I'm guessing.
00:40:49He dodged a bullet. You're really pudgy. You looked like my mom before she started her diet.
00:40:55Leave her alone.
00:40:56You know, I heard the most interesting rumor today. I heard that someone very important is transferring back for his
00:41:03senior year.
00:41:03In fact, I think he's here now. Hope you don't embarrass yourself, Mama.
00:41:12Who's here?
00:41:37Hey! Oh my god, Freddy Krueger! I was going to make fun of your saggy-ass breasts, but this is
00:41:46so much grosser.
00:41:47Let go of my skirt!
00:41:49Or what?
00:41:50Hey, everyone! Who wants to see Ryan's awesome new party trick?
00:41:55Ooh!
00:41:58Who wants to see a human cow get milked?
00:42:08Oh my god, she's actually leaking milk!
00:42:12Gross!
00:42:13Who wants to see Ryan's nasty-ass cow trick again?
00:42:17Milk, bad cow! Milk, bad cow! Milk, bad cow! Milk, bad cow!
00:42:30Oh my god, Carson, he can't find out I had his child like this.
00:42:37Collins?
00:42:46Is that what I think it is?
00:42:49Is that what I think it is?
00:43:04Collins, let me in! Please!
00:43:06Carson?
00:43:07Drunk on a Monday night?
00:43:09Oh god, seriously, what do you want?
00:43:25What the hell? Put that away! I don't want to see my best friends, you know what?
00:43:32Carson, baby, where are you?
00:43:36Jolly horse, Jolly horse.
00:43:37You, you, you, no, okay, no, don't!
00:43:43Why are you invoking the secret life or death code word on your girlfriend?
00:43:47You know, that's actually for, like, life or death situations.
00:43:50Ex-girlfriend, and this is serious.
00:43:53We're going to strip your apartment and she freaking ambushed on me.
00:43:56You know how I get when we don't fuck!
00:44:02Open this door now! Do not keep your girlfriend waiting!
00:44:06Oh!
00:44:13Are you... harsh?
00:44:16You grinding on me, it's nothing.
00:44:19Grinding? Who's grinding?
00:44:26Can you get us to go away, please?
00:44:28Open the door now!
00:44:30I swear to god, I will wake everyone in this entire fucking building up!
00:44:39Hi, Lily.
00:44:41My boyfriend better not be in your cave, you nasty little troll.
00:44:45I could have sworn I heard Carson's voice in here.
00:44:47Uh, he's... he's oral... over... over at his house.
00:44:53Are you having a stroke?
00:44:54Why so nervous, Kongs?
00:44:57Could it be that...
00:44:59I was talking to him on FaceTime, and it was on speakerphone, that's probably why you heard him.
00:45:06He was saying how he can't... he can't wait to have this... have sex... have sex with you!
00:45:15Glad you know your place, bitch.
00:45:20I just hope you know that he's doing charity work by being friends with you.
00:45:27You might just be the worst liar I've ever had the privilege of relying on.
00:45:31Or under, I mean.
00:45:33Get out, get out, get out, get out!
00:45:41You know, I still don't know why...
00:45:43Since when have I, your best friend of a million years, ever made you nervous?
00:45:47You barely made it through that.
00:45:52Hey! That's my... I put my... I put myself on that!
00:45:56I... I... put this on!
00:46:06Damn, I got this.
00:46:07Damn, he looks hot in those.
00:46:12Well, it, uh... it worked! Didn't it? You're welcome.
00:46:15Yes, you're amazing.
00:46:17Up top?
00:46:26Oh, God, I... I can't believe I just saw my first penis.
00:46:31And it's yours!
00:46:34Thoughts?
00:46:36Because, personally, I enjoyed what I saw down in your pen.
00:46:39Carson, did you... did you really just say that?
00:46:43Ryan...
00:46:44Come on, answer.
00:46:46Or...
00:46:47Or you can just tell me to leave, but you're not exactly doing that either.
00:46:51It... it's...
00:46:53It's... leave, and you need to nice.
00:46:58It's nice, and you need to leave.
00:47:01So you think it's nice?
00:47:03Ryan Collins, that is bold!
00:47:06You just admitted that my penis is nice.
00:47:08Shut up.
00:47:12So, just to be clear,
00:47:13that you want me to leave even though you think that I had a very nice...
00:47:18a nice face.
00:47:21a-
00:47:21Ah!
00:47:22You have to be right, man.
00:47:37You have to...
00:47:40You have to be right, man.
00:47:41You have to be right.
00:47:43He was wrong, man.
00:47:43I'm right.
00:47:44You know, this guy is my son.
00:47:46You have to be right.
00:47:48You have to be right at the street.
00:47:56of course we we we can't why not because you you're you're a little drunk and you're hiding
00:48:03from your evil psycho baby ex-girlfriend and you're a big football star and i'm just your
00:48:10dorky best friend and there's no way that you seriously want me i like you cons i'm very
00:48:17serious about how much i like you have you ever wondered what it would feel like if
00:48:23there's something more only every day since i was seven i've even thought about him being my first
00:48:32but i never thought it could actually happen maybe
00:48:51holy shit i can't believe you've been hiding this from me
00:49:04i know
00:49:08i promise i'll take care of you
00:49:35did i really just lose my virginity to my
00:49:38best friend
00:49:44how'd you run to practice come find me on the field later tonight
00:49:54i've loved carson as long as i can remember
00:49:59does this last night mean he feels the same
00:50:01after the semester he leaves for the most elite training camp
00:50:05if you want something more he's probably gonna ask now
00:50:20so
00:50:22about last night
00:50:24oh god
00:50:25does he regret it
00:50:26uh yeah about
00:50:28last night
00:50:30look if
00:50:31if you think it was a mistake
00:50:33a mistake
00:50:37well you were you were really drunk and it's probably obvious that i've
00:50:41liked you forever and i just
00:50:43i didn't know if you want to be more than
00:50:49what did you just say i said i want to be more than friends
00:50:54i like you
00:50:55calls
00:50:56for real
00:50:58i like you too cars
00:51:00i just
00:51:02what if this changes things between us
00:51:05i don't want to lose my best friend
00:51:07oh
00:51:09look we still got a few months
00:51:10as always
00:51:12okay
00:51:14we can take a start
00:51:31i've wanted him since forever
00:51:32and now he's finally mine
00:51:38so what your period three weeks late and you've been throwing up every day
00:51:42that doesn't mean jack squat
00:51:48positive
00:51:53how am i supposed to tell my best friend that i'm pregnant with his baby
00:51:58i don't know
00:51:59but you have to right he's leaving soon
00:52:15dude
00:52:15it's so obvious that you're with for ryan
00:52:18since the moment that we were kids on a playground man
00:52:22you know i guess i just never really thought that she'd feel the same way about a dumb jock
00:52:28give me that
00:52:31i know i have to leave sooner than i thought but
00:52:33am i going away party i'm gonna finally ask her
00:52:37she needs to know how bad i want this
00:52:47watch it
00:52:48watch it
00:52:48you can't even walk straight
00:53:01oh my god
00:53:04ryan the troll might actually be pregnant
00:53:07oh but who's gonna guard the bridge
00:53:09pregnant someone actually put their dick in that
00:53:12did he have to wear a blindfold or a paper bag
00:53:16give that back
00:53:18i will
00:53:18when you tell me who your baby daddy is
00:53:20i can't tell her the baby's carson's
00:53:23her ex
00:53:24she would kill me
00:53:29oh my god
00:53:30you don't even remember
00:53:32you're such a slut
00:53:33ew
00:53:34i'm gonna call you
00:53:36gana ryan
00:53:38maybe you should get tested for stds trish
00:53:41that's one test you'll actually pass
00:53:46for somebody who dresses like a fugly amish bitch
00:53:49but probably has the body count of a stripper
00:53:51you've got some nerve
00:53:53expose her lily
00:53:54let's show everyone what ryan's got for sale
00:54:04not much
00:54:05oh but don't worry
00:54:07maybe this little guy can make you some cash
00:54:10ew
00:54:10so trashy
00:54:13are you crying
00:54:15is it because your bestie carson isn't here to save you
00:54:18well newsflash
00:54:20he's moving across the country to be an nfl star
00:54:23what no
00:54:24no no he's staying right here in north cardiff
00:54:28oh
00:54:28you don't know
00:54:30he's training with the nfl champions
00:54:32he's gonna be gone
00:54:33the whole fall semester
00:54:34and the whole summer
00:54:36i bet he's so excited to finally get away from this whale
00:54:39she just sucks up all the air
00:54:40daddy
00:54:41the whole summer
00:54:43guys like him don't need deadweight deadbeat teen moms dragging them down
00:54:48not like you'd even stand a chance
00:54:50yeah have you seen nfl wags
00:54:52perfect tits
00:54:53perfect tens
00:54:54you're already bloating
00:54:56oh my god imagine the flab and stretch marks nine months from now
00:55:01just drop out ryan
00:55:05that was so good
00:55:07carson
00:55:07you're going off to practice with nfl players
00:55:10and here i am
00:55:18lovely's right
00:55:19if i distract carson with this baby
00:55:21i'll stop him from becoming the all-star he's capable of being
00:55:25i'll destroy everything he's ever worked for
00:55:32your father can never find out about you
00:55:37he needs to leave and never come back
00:55:43let's go
00:55:46to carson
00:55:50the youngest player in history to train with nfl team
00:55:54really your career is like set man
00:55:57how does it feel
00:55:58speed speed speed speed speed speed speed
00:56:02all right
00:56:02all right
00:56:03all right
00:56:04all right
00:56:04all right
00:56:05of course
00:56:06i wouldn't be here without my team
00:56:10but i also owe this win
00:56:11to my best friend
00:56:15ryan collins
00:56:17you've stood by my side since we were kids
00:56:19for every win
00:56:22every loss
00:56:24every stupid dream i've ever had
00:56:30carson
00:56:31carson
00:56:32carson
00:56:33what happened
00:56:34talk to me
00:56:36sleep
00:56:38i freaking had one job
00:56:41to throw the ball
00:56:43and i blew it
00:56:46everybody's counting on me and i blew it
00:56:48i blew it because i'm an idiot
00:56:51no
00:56:52hey breathe
00:56:53carson
00:56:53breathe
00:56:54okay
00:56:55you're the youngest captain in our school's history
00:56:59you are perfect
00:57:0299% of the time
00:57:04on
00:57:06and
00:57:06off
00:57:07the field
00:57:13you're not embarrassed
00:57:16everybody's gonna ignore me i blew the homecoming game
00:57:18you're my best friend stupid
00:57:20i mean yeah sure you're gonna make it to the nfl one day
00:57:24but i'd still be best friends with you
00:57:27even if you were the water boy
00:57:38that night
00:57:39you said we were best friends
00:57:42but ryan i want to be so much more than that
00:57:45there's no doubt
00:57:48no question in my mind
00:57:51except for one
00:57:53except for one
00:57:54oh shit
00:57:58will you marry me ryan collins
00:58:04guys like him don't need deadweight deadbeat teen moms dragging them down
00:58:08i'm so sorry carson
00:58:11you're my best friend
00:58:13that's why i'm doing this
00:58:17oh
00:58:25ryan what the hell
00:58:28i thought you liked me
00:58:30i thought you wanted this
00:58:31you thought wrong
00:58:32i could never be with a loser like you
00:58:34that's bullshit
00:58:36i've known you since we were seven
00:58:38i know when you're lying
00:58:40you don't know me
00:58:41i i want to be with a real star
00:58:44that's that's jonah
00:58:46you'll never be half the man or athlete that he is
00:58:52i can see that
00:58:53you know i thought you cared about me
00:58:56i guess i had your back
00:58:59wow
00:59:02i didn't think you had that kind of spice in your comments
00:59:05nah
00:59:06where were we
00:59:08whoa
00:59:09whoa
00:59:10what the fuck
00:59:11wait a minute
00:59:12are the rumors true
00:59:14are you actually pregnant
00:59:16oh
00:59:18you're trying to fuck me and baby trap me
00:59:20you trashy psycho bitch
00:59:23carson's dodged a bomb
00:59:30that day
00:59:31my final act of love
00:59:33for my best friend
00:59:34was convincing him
00:59:36i hated him
00:59:38so he'd never come looking for me again
00:59:40but i was wrong about how stubborn carson blake could be
01:00:11carson
01:00:13carson
01:00:14you led your team to their first ncaa championship in 50 years
01:00:18and now every college in the nation wants you on their team
01:00:20where are you going
01:00:22georgia
01:00:23oregon
01:00:24voici
01:00:24texas
01:00:26ryan
01:00:28ryan you need to come look at this
01:00:29please hold
01:00:31okay
01:00:33oh you need a diaper
01:00:43hey
01:00:44i know you and carson didn't leave on the best of terms but isn't it good for charlie to see
01:00:48your dad
01:00:48for all
01:00:50she'll know
01:00:50i i found her dad at a random sperm bank
01:00:53got it
01:00:54are you sure you're ready for school on monday
01:00:57you haven't slept in like four months
01:00:58i can't give charlie the life she deserves working a minimum wage job
01:01:02i need to get my pre-med degree
01:01:04and you're not afraid of seeing you know who
01:01:06carson
01:01:09no no way
01:01:10it's my guts
01:01:12he's gotten an offer from
01:01:13every single big ten school for his senior season
01:01:16there's no way that
01:01:17he'd come back to
01:01:19lame ass middle of nowhere north card
01:01:22actually
01:01:22i'll be going back to my roots
01:01:25i'll be spending my senior season at the university of north cardiff
01:01:35i didn't put that away your baby is fine
01:01:37you won't be if you make me drink alone tonight
01:01:40oh shut up
01:01:43you're gonna be drinking alone regardless
01:01:45the babies can't drink tequila remember
01:01:48come on you're still a milk
01:01:50and you haven't gone out since
01:01:51since charlie was born
01:01:52so you have to have fun with me
01:01:53where else
01:01:55okay fine
01:01:56i'll stay
01:01:57only to watch over your drunk ass
01:02:00isn't there supposed to be a weight limit at frat parties
01:02:05why don't you go home and breastfeed your little brat
01:02:09she might shed a few pounds
01:02:10i see you still don't have any hobbies lily
01:02:12oh like you do
01:02:14still no dad in the picture i'm guessing
01:02:16he dodged a bullet
01:02:18you're really pudgy
01:02:19you look like my mom before she started her diet
01:02:22leave her alone
01:02:23you know i heard the most interesting rumor today
01:02:26i heard that someone very important is transferring back for his senior year
01:02:31in fact
01:02:34i think he's here now
01:02:35hope you don't embarrass yourself mama
01:02:38who's here
01:02:40who's here
01:02:42who's here
01:03:05oh my god freddy krueger
01:03:10i was going to make fun of your saggy ass breasts
01:03:13but this is so much grosser
01:03:15let go of my skirt
01:03:16or what
01:03:17hey everyone
01:03:19who wants to see ryan's awesome new party train
01:03:26who wants to see a human cow get milked
01:03:35oh my god she's actually leaking milk
01:03:40gross
01:03:41who wants to see ryan's nasty ass cow drink again
01:03:44milk bag cow
01:03:50me
01:03:59Oh, my God.
01:04:00Carson, he can't find out I had his child like this.
01:04:04Collins?
01:04:13Is that what I think it is?
01:04:21The End
01:04:22The End
01:04:23The End
01:04:24The End
01:04:26The End
01:04:27The End
01:04:28The End
01:04:30The End
01:04:32The End
01:04:32Collins, let me in, please!
01:04:34Carson?
01:04:35Drunk on a Monday night?
01:04:38God!
01:04:39Seriously, what do you want?
01:04:52What the hell?
01:04:55Put that away!
01:04:56I don't want to see my best friends, you know?
01:04:59What?
01:05:00Carson?
01:05:01Baby?
01:05:02Where are you?
01:05:03Golly horse, golly horse.
01:05:05Okay, don't!
01:05:10Why are you invoking the secret life or death code word on your girlfriend?
01:05:15You know, that's actually for, like, life or death situations.
01:05:18Ex-girlfriend and this is serious. We're going to strip your apartment and then she freaking ambushed me.
01:05:23You know how I get when we don't fuck!
01:05:30Open this door now! Do not keep your girlfriend waiting!
01:05:41Are you... harsh?
01:05:44You grinding on me is nothing.
01:05:47Grinding?
01:05:48Who's grinding?
01:05:53Yeah, let's go away, please.
01:05:55Open the door now!
01:05:57I swear to God, I will wake everyone in this entire fucking building up!
01:06:06Hi, Lily.
01:06:08My boyfriend better not be in your cave, you nasty little troll.
01:06:12I could have sworn I heard Carson's voice in here.
01:06:15Uh, he's... he... he's oral... oh... oh... over... over at his house.
01:06:21Are you having a stroke?
01:06:22Why so nervous, Kongs?
01:06:24Could it be that...
01:06:26Uh... I was talking to him on... on FaceTime.
01:06:29And it was on speakerphone, that's probably why you... you heard him.
01:06:33Uh, he... he... was saying how he can't... he can't wait to have... have this... have sex... have... have sex
01:06:41with you!
01:06:42Glad you know your place, bitch.
01:06:46Hmm.
01:06:47I just hope you know that he's doing charity work by being friends with you.
01:06:54You might just be the worst liar I've ever had the privilege of relying on.
01:06:58Or under, I mean.
01:07:00Get out! Get out! Get out!
01:07:03Get out!
01:07:08Uh...
01:07:09You know, I still don't know why you...
01:07:10Since when have I, your best friend of a million years, ever made you nervous?
01:07:15You barely made it through that.
01:07:19Hey! That's my... I put my... I put my belt on that!
01:07:24I... I... just... put this on!
01:07:33Damn, I got this.
01:07:35Damn, he looks hot in those.
01:07:39Well, it uh... it worked, didn't it? You're welcome.
01:07:43Yes, you're amazing.
01:07:44Up top.
01:07:53Oh, God, I... I can't believe I just... saw my first penis.
01:07:59And it's yours!
01:08:00Ugh!
01:08:02Thoughts?
01:08:03Because personally, I enjoyed what I saw down in your pants.
01:08:07Carson! Did you... did you really just say that?
01:08:11Ryan...
01:08:12Come on, answer.
01:08:15Or you can just tell me to leave, but you're not exactly doing that either.
01:08:18It... it's...
01:08:21It's... leave. And you need to... nice.
01:08:26It's... nice. And you need to leave.
01:08:28So you think it's nice?
01:08:31Ryan Collins, that is bold!
01:08:34You just admitted that my penis is nice.
01:08:36Shut up.
01:08:39So, just to be clear, you want me to leave even though you think that I had a very nice...
01:08:48What the...
01:08:49What the...
01:08:49Oh, God.
01:08:51Oh, God.
01:09:16What the...
01:09:21I'm gonna leave...
01:09:22What the...
01:09:22Oh, God.
01:09:23Oh, God.
01:09:23Of course I just... we...
01:09:25We... we... we can't...
01:09:27Why not?
01:09:28Because you're... you're a little drunk and you're hiding from your evil, psycho, baby, ex-girlfriend, and you're a big
01:09:36football star and I'm just your dorky best friend and there's no way that you seriously want me.
01:09:40I like you, Gons.
01:09:43I'm very serious about how much I like you.
01:09:47Haven't you ever wondered what it would feel like if...
01:09:51there was something more?
01:09:54Only every day since I was seven.
01:09:57I've even thought about him being my first.
01:10:00But I never thought it could actually happen.
01:10:03Maybe.
01:10:21I can't believe you've been hiding this from me.
01:10:31I know.
01:10:35I promise I'll take care of you.
01:11:03Did I really just lose my virginity to my best friend?
01:11:12How'd you run to practice?
01:11:14Come find me on the field later tonight?
01:11:21I've loved Carson as long as I can remember.
01:11:26Does this last night mean he feels the same?
01:11:29After the semester, he leaves for the most elite training camp.
01:11:32If he wants something more, he's probably going to ask now.
01:11:49So...
01:11:50About last night?
01:11:51Oh God.
01:11:53Does he regret it?
01:11:55Yeah, about last night.
01:11:57Look, if...
01:11:59If you think it was a mistake...
01:12:00A mistake?
01:12:03Oh, so you can never be a mistake.
01:12:05Well, you were...
01:12:06You were really drunk and it's probably obvious that I've...
01:12:09Liked you forever and I just...
01:12:11I didn't know if you want to be more than...
01:12:14I won't be more than friends.
01:12:16What did you just say?
01:12:19I said I want to be more than friends.
01:12:21I like you.
01:12:23Oh, for real.
01:12:26I like you too, Cars.
01:12:28I just...
01:12:29What if this changes things between us?
01:12:33I don't want to lose my best friend.
01:12:35No.
01:12:36Look, we still have a few months since I leave.
01:12:40Okay?
01:12:41We can take a stop.
01:12:47No.
01:12:58I've wanted him since forever.
01:13:00And now he's finally mine.
01:13:05So what?
01:13:06Your period's three weeks late and you've been throwing up every day.
01:13:09That doesn't mean jack squat.
01:13:15Positive.
01:13:20How am I supposed to tell my best friend that I'm pregnant with his baby?
01:13:25I don't know.
01:13:27But you have to, right?
01:13:28He's leaving soon.
01:13:43Dude, it's so obvious that you're webbed for Ryan.
01:13:46Since the moment that we were kids on a playground, man.
01:13:50You know, I guess I just never really thought that she'd feel the same way about a dumb jock.
01:13:55Give me that.
01:13:58I know I have to leave sooner than I thought, but am I going away party?
01:14:02I'm going to finally ask her.
01:14:04She needs to know how bad I want this.
01:14:15Watch it, Aggo.
01:14:16You can't even walk straight.
01:14:22No.
01:14:24Ow!
01:14:25Ow!
01:14:29Oh my god.
01:14:31Ryan the troll might actually be pregnant?
01:14:35Oh, but who's going to guard the bridge?
01:14:37Pregnant?
01:14:38Someone actually put their dick in that?
01:14:40Did he have to wear a blindfold or a paper bag?
01:14:44Give that back!
01:14:45I will!
01:14:46When you tell me who your baby daddy is.
01:14:48I can't tell her the baby's Carson's.
01:14:51I can't tell her the baby's Carson's.
01:14:51I can't tell her the baby's Carson's.
01:14:51Her ex?
01:14:52She would kill me.
01:14:56Oh my god.
01:14:58You don't even remember?
01:14:59You're such a slut.
01:15:02I'm going to call you Ghana Ryan.
01:15:06Maybe you should get tested for STDs, Trish.
01:15:09That's one test you'll actually pass.
01:15:14For somebody who dresses like a fugly Amish bitch, but probably has the body count of a stripper, you've got
01:15:20some nerve.
01:15:21Expose her, Lily.
01:15:22Let's show everyone what Ryan's got for sale.
01:15:31Not much.
01:15:33Oh, but don't worry.
01:15:35Maybe this little guy can make you some cash.
01:15:38Ew.
01:15:38So trashy.
01:15:41Are you crying?
01:15:43Is it because your bestie Carson isn't here to save you?
01:15:46Well, newsflash.
01:15:47He's moving across the country to be an NFL star.
01:15:51What?
01:15:51No.
01:15:52No, no, he's staying right here in North Cardiff.
01:15:55Oh.
01:15:56You don't know.
01:15:57He's training with the NFL champions.
01:15:59He's going to be gone the whole fall semester and the whole summer.
01:16:04I bet he's so excited to finally get away from this whale.
01:16:06She just sucks up all the air.
01:16:08Daddy.
01:16:09The whole summer?
01:16:11Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat teen moms dragging them down.
01:16:16Not like you'd even stand a chance.
01:16:17Yeah.
01:16:18Have you seen NFL wags?
01:16:19Perfect tits, perfect tens.
01:16:22You're already bloating.
01:16:23Oh my god.
01:16:24Imagine the flab and stretch marks nine months from now.
01:16:28Just drop out, Brian.
01:16:34Carson, you're going off to practice with NFL players and here I am.
01:16:45Love is bright.
01:16:47If I distract Carson with this baby, I'll stop him from becoming the all-star he's capable
01:16:52of being.
01:16:53I'll destroy everything he's ever worked for.
01:16:59Your father can never find out about you.
01:17:04He needs to leave and never come back.
01:17:09Come on!
01:17:11Let's go!
01:17:14To Carson!
01:17:18The youngest player in history to train with NFL team.
01:17:22Yeah.
01:17:22Really?
01:17:23Your career is like set, man.
01:17:25How does it feel?
01:17:26Speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed.
01:17:29All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
01:17:33Woo!
01:17:33Of course, I wouldn't be here without my team.
01:17:36Woo!
01:17:37Woo!
01:17:37Woo!
01:17:38But I also owe this win to my best friend, Ryan Collins.
01:17:44Yes!
01:17:44You've stood by my side since we were kids.
01:17:47For every win, every loss, every stupid dream I've ever had.
01:17:56Carson.
01:18:00Carson, what happened?
01:18:02Talk to me.
01:18:04Sleep.
01:18:06I freaking had one job.
01:18:09To throw the ball.
01:18:10And I blew it.
01:18:13Everybody's counting on me, and I blew it.
01:18:16I blew it because I'm an idiot.
01:18:19No, hey, breathe, Carson.
01:18:21Breathe, okay?
01:18:23You're the youngest captain in our school's history.
01:18:27You are perfect 99% of the time on and off the field.
01:18:41You're not embarrassed?
01:18:43Everybody's going to ignore me.
01:18:44I blew the homecoming game.
01:18:46You're my best friend, stupid.
01:18:49I mean, yeah, sure, you're going to make it to the NFL one day,
01:18:51but I'd still be best friends with you,
01:18:55even if you were the water boy.
01:19:05That night, you said we were best friends.
01:19:10But Ryan, I want to be so much more than that.
01:19:13There's no doubt.
01:19:15No question in my mind.
01:19:18Well, except for one.
01:19:21Oh, shit.
01:19:26Will you marry me, Ryan Collins?
01:19:31Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat teen moms dragging them down.
01:19:37I'm so sorry, Carson.
01:19:39You're my best friend.
01:19:41That's why I'm doing this.
01:19:44Oh!
01:19:53Ryan, what the hell?
01:19:54Oh, I thought you liked me.
01:19:57I thought you wanted this.
01:19:59You thought wrong.
01:20:00I could never be with a loser like you.
01:20:02That's bullshit.
01:20:04I have known you since we were seven.
01:20:06I know when you're lying.
01:20:07You don't know me.
01:20:09I want to be with a real star.
01:20:11That's Jonah.
01:20:13You'll never be half the man or athlete that he is.
01:20:19I can see that.
01:20:21You know, I thought you cared about me.
01:20:24I guess I had your back room.
01:20:27Wow.
01:20:30I didn't think you had that kind of spice in you, Collins.
01:20:33Nah.
01:20:34Where were we?
01:20:36Whoa!
01:20:37Whoa, what the fuck?
01:20:39Wait a minute.
01:20:41Are the rumors true?
01:20:42Are you actually pregnant?
01:20:44Oh, you're trying to fuck me and baby trap me.
01:20:48You trashy, psycho bitch.
01:20:51Carson's dodged a bomb.
01:20:57That day, my final act of love for my best friend
01:21:02was convincing him I hated him.
01:21:05So he'd never come looking for me again.
01:21:08But I was wrong about how stubborn Carson Blake could be.
01:21:39Carson, Carson.
01:21:42You led your team to their first NCAA championship in 50 years.
01:21:46And now every college in the nation wants you on their team.
01:21:49Where are you going?
01:21:50Georgia?
01:21:50Oregon?
01:21:51Boise?
01:21:52Texas?
01:21:53Ryan?
01:21:55Ryan, you need to come look at this.
01:21:57Please hold.
01:21:58Okay.
01:22:01Oh, you need a diaper.
01:22:12Hey, I know you and Carson didn't leave on the best of terms,
01:22:15but isn't it good for Charlie to see your dad?
01:22:16For all?
01:22:17She'll know.
01:22:18I found her dad at a random sperm bank.
01:22:21Got it?
01:22:22Are you sure you're ready for school on Monday?
01:22:24You haven't slept in like four months.
01:22:26I can't give Charlie the life she deserves working a minimum wage job.
01:22:30I need to get my pre-med degree.
01:22:32And you're not afraid of seeing you know who?
01:22:34Carson?
01:22:36No.
01:22:37No way.
01:22:38It's my guts.
01:22:39He's gotten an offer from every single Big Ten school for his senior season.
01:22:44There's no way that he'd come back to lame-ass middle of nowhere North Cardiff.
01:22:50Actually, I'll be going back to my roots.
01:22:52I'll be spending my senior season at the University of North Cardiff.
01:23:02I need to put that away.
01:23:03Your baby is fine.
01:23:05You won't be if you make me drink alone tonight.
01:23:08Oh, shut up!
01:23:11You're going to be drinking alone regardless.
01:23:14The babies can't drink tequila, remember?
01:23:16Come on, you're still a milk.
01:23:18And you haven't gone out since Charlie was born,
01:23:20so you have to have fun with me.
01:23:21Where else?
01:23:22Okay, fine.
01:23:23I'll stay.
01:23:24Only to watch over your drunk ass.
01:23:28Isn't there supposed to be a weight limit at frat parties?
01:23:33Why don't you go home and breastfeed your little brat?
01:23:36She might shed a few pounds.
01:23:38I see you still don't have any hobbies, Lily.
01:23:40Oh, like you do?
01:23:42Still no dad in the picture, I'm guessing.
01:23:44He dodged a bullet.
01:23:45You're really pudgy.
01:23:46You look like my mom before she started her diet.
01:23:50Leave her alone.
01:23:51You know, I heard the most interesting rumor today.
01:23:54I heard that someone very important is transferring back for his senior year.
01:23:59In fact, I think he's here now.
01:24:03Hope you don't embarrass yourself, mama.
01:24:07Who's here?
01:24:34Oh, my God.
01:24:37Freddy Krueger.
01:24:37I was going to make fun of your saggy ass breasts, but this is so much grosser.
01:24:43Let go of my skirt.
01:24:44Or what?
01:24:45Hey, everyone.
01:24:47Who wants to see Ryan's awesome new party trick?
01:24:51Ooh.
01:24:54Who wants to see a human cow get milked?
01:25:01Oh, my God.
01:25:03Oh, my God.
01:25:05She's actually leaking milk.
01:25:07Gross.
01:25:08Who wants to see Ryan's nasty ass cow trick again?
01:25:12Milk that cow.
01:25:14Milk that cow.
01:25:16Milk that cow.
01:25:17Milk that cow.
01:25:26Oh, my God.
01:25:27Oh, my God.
01:25:28Carson.
01:25:29He can't find out I had his child like this.
01:25:32Collins?
01:25:41Is that what I think it is?
01:25:49Oh, my God.
01:25:51You