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Scenes from episode 2142-2147, year 1994.
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00:01Getting used to the wheelchairs pretty hard, eh?
00:03Yeah, I could use a break.
00:05Yeah? What do you want?
00:06Uh, chocolate milkshake.
00:07Chocolate milkshake and caramel malt.
00:10Okay. How's it going, Denny?
00:11Uh, griven on.
00:12Hmm?
00:12Hey, can I have a squeeze?
00:13Yeah, sure. Don't think there's much on there.
00:15Oh, honeypigs, severe.
00:17Never heard of them.
00:18Oh, they're great!
00:19Yeah, underground feedback exponents.
00:21Yeah, they're worth listening to?
00:22Yeah, the best.
00:23Where are they playing at?
00:25Um, all ages gig at the Geiger counter.
00:28Wish I could go.
00:29Oh, what's stopping you?
00:30No money.
00:31Yeah, cons I'm kind taking you.
00:33What about Mark? You've got the hots for him.
00:35Sass, shut up. Mark's just a neighbour.
00:38What are you talking about? You were practically drooling over him before.
00:41What do you reckon that Catarina girl's already got him hooked?
00:46So, what's so important?
00:47Do you want the honeypigs?
00:49The band? Yeah, sure.
00:50Good.
00:52Well, you called me over here to find out what my musical tastes are.
00:55No.
00:56I need your help.
00:58What sort of help?
00:59Yeah, well, it's not going to be too hard.
01:01And you get to see the honeypig concert for free.
01:03This is beginning to sound interesting.
01:05Yeah.
01:06Yeah, well, Danny's got this bit of a crush on it, right?
01:08Well, Annalise is doing a nana.
01:10Well, Annalise is jealous of Danny.
01:12Yeah.
01:13Yeah, well, listen.
01:14If I give you two tickets to the concert, will you take Danny?
01:18Sounds a bit weird.
01:19You're not interested?
01:20No, no, no.
01:21I didn't say that.
01:22I'm not stupid enough to pass up free tickets, but I'd better warn you now.
01:25Danny is over any interest you had in me.
01:28Michael, my man.
01:29I'm sure you can overcome that, huh?
01:32You've got the tickets already.
01:33You were sure of yourself.
01:35I knew you'd say yes.
01:38I think you're wasting your time.
01:40Maybe.
01:40Hmm?
01:46Oh, hi.
01:48Can I come in?
01:48Yeah, sure.
01:51I hear you're a honeypigs fan.
01:52Am I what?
01:54So how'd you feel about coming to one of their concerts with me?
01:56I'd go with anyone.
01:58Thanks.
01:59Sorry I didn't make it that way.
02:00I can't afford tickets.
02:02I've already got them.
02:02It won't cost you a cent.
02:04Really?
02:06But why me?
02:07You know, after everything...
02:09Look, I'll level with you.
02:10Mark gave me the tickets on the condition that I take you.
02:13Mark?
02:14Why would he do that?
02:16Because Annalise thinks that you're hot for it.
02:17And he wants to keep her sweet.
02:19So if you're hanging out with me...
02:20Hmm.
02:21She's really worried, huh?
02:2360 bucks worth.
02:24But, I mean, if you don't want to go...
02:25No, no.
02:26No, I want to.
02:27They're my favourite band.
02:28And if Mark wants to pay, why not let him?
02:31Yeah, why not?
02:32Hmm.
02:34Brad, have you seen my...
02:36Hang on, I didn't say you could wear them.
02:38Come off it, Danny, they're mine.
02:40They are not.
02:41They are so.
02:41It's just been so long since you pinched them, you've forgotten.
02:44Yeah.
02:45Well, I need them for tonight.
02:46For the honey pigs gig.
02:49Yeah, all right.
02:49These honey pigs must be really something.
02:51I've never seen Michael so excited.
02:52They are.
02:53Totally cool.
02:54Yeah, I wish someone would give me a free ticket.
02:57Hey, don't forget I want those shoes tonight.
02:58Yep, no worries.
03:00Talk about Sidney Gonzalez.
03:02Has he got a date lined up for something?
03:04I'm just going to see for him.
03:06Oh, not another driving lesson.
03:08People will start talking about those too soon.
03:10So what time should I pick you up tonight?
03:12Early.
03:13Are they going to get stuck right up the back?
03:14I want to see the honey pigs, not just some dots on stage.
03:17No worries.
03:17I'll get this.
03:20So, this concert's a big deal for you, huh?
03:23Counting the hours?
03:24Yeah, Michael seems pretty wrapped.
03:26Yeah, I can't believe he actually asked me to go with him.
03:29I mean, I've always liked him, but...
03:31Well, I think he likes you too.
03:33Yeah?
03:35I wish I had something really cool to wear.
03:37Something I'll knock your socks off.
03:38I'll borrow it.
03:39From who?
03:40Me?
03:41Annalise has got some pretty outrageous stuff.
03:44Yes, she does, doesn't she?
03:46It was pretty generous of Annalise just to give you open slather.
03:50You know why, don't you?
03:51No, I just thought she was being friendly.
03:53She reckons a mark to mark.
03:55But if Michael and I get something happening...
04:00How's that?
04:01Michael is gone.
04:03You don't think it's a bit much?
04:04No, no, no.
04:05He won't know what hit him.
04:05But you need shoes.
04:08Right.
04:12How about these?
04:13Oh great, they're cool.
04:17You're not just using my brother, are you?
04:19No.
04:21I've had a thing for him since we moved in.
04:23And that was Cody, um...
04:24Oh, well they're just friends now, so you can go for it.
04:28So...
04:29How's it?
04:33Answer your question.
04:36Danny, Michael's here!
04:37Coming!
04:38Did you get the chi-gong suit finished?
04:40Yeah, I just got a helmet.
04:41Ah, beautiful stuff.
04:44Oh, Danny, looking good.
04:46Yeah, she scrubs up alright, doesn't she?
04:48You still want these?
04:49Oh, with this gear?
04:50Don't be pathetic.
04:51Well that's gratitude for you, after I clean them and everything.
04:54Let's go, eh?
04:55Okay.
04:56Gran says she's ready when you are.
04:57Yeah, okay.
04:59You're weird, you know that?
05:00Going out with Michael's gran.
05:02Very sick, right?
05:03Yeah, well at least no one had to bribe me.
05:04Not like some people.
05:06Well, um, just goes to show, I made an impression.
05:09Hmm.
05:12How about Des Big Drum solo?
05:14He just went off his head.
05:15Oh, wasn't it cool being in the front row?
05:17Oh, yeah.
05:19Uh-oh.
05:20What's wrong?
05:21The last bust left ten minutes ago.
05:23Oh, great!
05:25I'm not walking back to Ramsey Street in these shoes.
05:27No need.
05:29Oh, but I haven't got any money.
05:31I have.
05:31Come on.
05:32Oh, okay.
05:37Ramsey Street, thanks mate.
05:41Oh, no.
05:41Is he alive?
05:44Just.
05:44We've got to get him to a hospital.
05:45Okay, well, I'll go find a phone box and ring the ambulance.
05:48There's no time.
05:48Can you do mouth-to-mouth?
05:50Well, you'd better drive.
05:51No, I can't.
05:52I haven't got a licence.
05:53Danny, it's an automatic.
05:55Just point it at the hospital.
05:56Oh, no, I'm scared.
05:58Danny, please.
06:00Look, this bloke is going to die if we don't get him to a hospital.
06:14Michael, where do I turn?
06:16Next one, you turn right.
06:21Take it easy.
06:22It's okay.
06:23Michael, I can't do this.
06:24I can't.
06:25Yes, you can.
06:25Look, the hospital's only a couple of blocks away.
06:27Hang in there.
06:31Wool's Lager, the working man's beard.
06:34Hello.
06:36Oh, hi, darling.
06:37That was just lovely.
06:38Louie.
06:41Where are you?
06:44What's happened?
06:45You all right?
06:48Yeah.
06:49Yeah, yeah, no, no, no.
06:50We'll be right there.
06:51What's the matter?
06:52Danny, she's in hospital.
06:53Hospital?
06:54It's all right.
06:54It's okay.
06:55Nothing's wrong.
06:55Just get your key.
06:56I'll explain on the way.
06:58Confucius say, strength of honey pig, turn me a girl into ambulance driver.
07:03Lou, cut it out.
07:05Let her be Lou.
07:06Now, I cannot condone the fact that you drove without a license, but you saved that man's
07:11life.
07:11I'm very proud of you.
07:13It was Michael.
07:14I couldn't have done it without him.
07:15He certainly had his wits about him.
07:17Oh, did he ever?
07:18I mean, I just freaked.
07:19And you know what happened last time I went in the driver's seat?
07:21Sometimes it takes a crisis for us to get over our phobias.
07:24No, no, it was definitely him.
07:26He was just so fantastic.
07:30He was just so, so strong.
07:42Fantastic.
07:44Yes.
07:46What?
07:47Nothing.
07:48Look, do you know Mrs. Daniels will be home today?
07:50Helen?
07:51Who knows?
07:52Why don't you pop over and see?
07:54If she's not there, you could always ask Debbie or Hannah or Michael.
07:58What's your problem?
08:00Lewis.
08:01What do you want to know if Helen's done for, darling?
08:04Driving lessons.
08:05Eh?
08:06Well, after last night I figured that I might as well learn the basics.
08:10And Brett seems to think Mrs. Daniels is a good instructor.
08:14Aw.
08:25Hey!
08:26Yay!
08:27Even us superheroes can't dodge doing the dishes, mate.
08:30You think you were pretty good tackling that comic salesman, don't you?
08:33Yeah, didn't think your old dad had it in him, did ya?
08:35Well...
08:35Well, to tell you the truth, neither did I.
08:37Sort of just haven't really.
08:38It was like me in that taxi last night.
08:40I didn't even think of what I had to do, I just did it.
08:42I still don't know how I got Danny to drive.
08:45Yeah, that was a bit dicey.
08:46Still, you come from heroic stock.
08:48Right, Dad.
08:49I'm serious.
08:50Julie is going to buy us some superhero capes this afternoon.
08:53Good day.
08:53Take your start.
08:56Oh, hi.
08:57Hi.
08:58Cool shirt.
08:58You too.
09:00Sorry, come in.
09:02I just thought I'd come over and see how you're doing.
09:05After everything.
09:06I'm fine, thanks to you.
09:08You're so under control.
09:10And I was a total mess.
09:12No, you weren't.
09:12You drove really well, considering it was your first time.
09:15Yeah?
09:16You reckon?
09:16Yeah, you were great.
09:18What's this?
09:19Well, I'm going to learn.
09:20I figure maybe next time I won't stuff up so much.
09:22Well, you didn't stuff up, okay.
09:23We got through it.
09:25And I can't believe we still did that.
09:27Mm, either do I.
09:29So, do you want to do it again?
09:31Yes.
09:31I mean, not drive the cab.
09:33I mean...
09:33Go out.
09:34Yeah.
09:36Did Mark put you up to this?
09:38No, he didn't.
09:39I just thought seeing as we had such a good time, you know, we...
09:42You don't have to, I was just wondering.
09:45No, of course I do.
09:46You do?
09:47Yeah, why wouldn't I?
09:49Well, I just thought you were still after Mark.
09:52Mark who?
09:57No.
09:58No, the best was when they played pigs in America.
10:00Definitely, everyone just went wild.
10:01Oh no, especially when those morons were slam dancing in front of us.
10:04Hang on, what about when I, um, pushed that big dirty thought of a show?
10:07Yeah, thanks for that.
10:08I swear he was going to deck me.
10:09If Chuck couldn't have jumped in the audience right then...
10:11Oh yeah, that was unreal.
10:12Did you see those girls trying to rip your shirt off?
10:14I think I'm from Eden Hills.
10:15What, you mean the girls over near the barricade?
10:17Hi Mark.
10:18Um, what way of barricade?
10:19Well, you know how we were here?
10:20The slam dancers were here, right?
10:22And you had the stage.
10:23And then I'll be there to speak on the...
10:29Can I help you?
10:29My name's Artie Goldberg, manager of the Honey Pigs.
10:33Oh, yes.
10:34I believe Michael Martin lives here.
10:35Yeah, I'm Michael Martin.
10:37Hey, I know this is out of the blue, but the Honey Pigs insisted that I come.
10:41They've got a very exciting proposition.
10:44Guess, come on, you will never get it.
10:46Then there's not much point in trying, is it?
10:48Well, I'll give you a clue.
10:49The Honey Pigs.
10:50You got tickets for another concert?
10:52Better.
10:52Um, back to stage prices?
10:54Better.
10:54Oh, Michael, just tell me.
10:56They are coming to my place tomorrow.
10:59Yeah, right, in your dreams.
11:00It's true.
11:01The manager has just left.
11:02The band were reading a review of their concert in the Aronsborough News
11:04and they saw the article about me.
11:06Since I am such a fan and I saved the cabbie, they want to meet me.
11:08Oh, fool, it can't be true.
11:10It is.
11:11Well, they would have read about me too.
11:12I mean, I drove the taxi.
11:13Oh, that's what I'm trying to tell you.
11:14Oh, oh, my God.
11:16But there's still more.
11:16Artie, that's the manager, he is going to invite the press.
11:20We are going to be interviewed.
11:21Our photos are going to be in the papers with the Honey Pigs.
11:24Oh, yeah.
11:25Well, right, listen to this one.
11:27So, Chuck, I understand you're into status quo when you were a kid.
11:30Do you think they've influenced the Honey Pigs' music today?
11:35Well, do I sound natural?
11:37Yeah, for a robot.
11:38Great.
11:39Michael, why are you making such a big deal out of it?
11:41They're just using you and Danny to get some cheap publicity.
11:44No, they're not.
11:45They just want to show their fans that they've done a good deed.
11:47Whatever you say, Michael.
11:49I'll be at the Starks, Gwen.
11:51All right.
11:52So, what do you think?
11:54It's good.
11:54I did know you wrote songs.
11:56Oh, it's nothing much.
11:57But, you know, I've always thought it'd be great to be in a band and play my own stuff.
12:00Yeah?
12:01Well, you learn something new about a person every day.
12:03Well, there you go.
12:05Do you think I should show it to the band?
12:08Yeah, they might give you a few pointers.
12:10What if they want to record it?
12:12Right.
12:14Well, I'd better get going and let you get your beauty sleep.
12:17Oh, as if I'll be sleeping.
12:18I can't wait till tomorrow.
12:20And don't forget, we have to be cool, okay?
12:22We won't make fools of ourselves.
12:24Yeah, it'll be like,
12:24I chucked, Deb, how are you going?
12:26Like it's no big deal.
12:28Even though it is.
12:29Oh, is it ever.
12:32They're late.
12:34If they don't get here soon, I'm gonna die.
12:37Do I look okay? Should I change?
12:39Settle. We're gonna be cool, remember?
12:46They're here!
12:57Right, suburbia.
12:58Try and be nice.
12:59We're getting some good publicity out of these kids.
13:04I hope the chicks are going.
13:05I don't want this to be a complete list, it's all right.
13:06Hey.
13:08You keep your hands to yourself.
13:10That kind of publicity we don't.
13:13Come on.
13:15Woo!
13:16What is this?
13:19I'll get the door, you'll just be looking through some records.
13:21No, no, second thoughts.
13:22Um, you get the door, I'll come in from here like,
13:25oh, you guys are ready.
13:26I'll get the door and relax.
13:28They're just people.
13:33Hello.
13:36Hi, good to see you again.
13:37Howdy.
13:39Boys.
13:40I'd like you to meet Michael and Danny.
13:41Kids, meet the honey pigs.
13:43This is Chuck.
13:44Yeah, we know who he is.
13:46There you go.
13:47All right.
13:48And Dev.
13:49And this is Mert.
13:51G'day.
13:54So you're into the honey pigs, eh?
13:55Oh, are we ever.
13:56I've got all your records and your biography.
13:59We just need your heart.
14:01We are.
14:03I've made some afternoon tea.
14:04Would you care for some?
14:05That'd be lovely.
14:06We, um, had afternoon tea in the limo, thanks.
14:09Thanks for going to the trouble.
14:11Oh, it's no trouble.
14:12Do make yourselves at home.
14:16Kids!
14:16Um, well, while we're waiting for the press to arrive,
14:19why don't you tell the band how you saved that cabbie?
14:21After all, that's what brought us here, huh?
14:23Yeah, we couldn't believe it when Artie told us
14:25that, uh, the story really touched you.
14:28Yeah.
14:29Right here.
14:31Oh, yeah, right here.
14:32Yeah.
14:34Come on, guys.
14:34Oh, I'm over by the garden.
14:37That's it.
14:38Pretty picture.
14:40Ah.
14:40All right.
14:46Come on, Danny.
14:47Good girl.
14:48Come on, Danny.
14:48He's really nice.
14:50Hey, man.
14:50I'm very good.
14:51Snatchy.
14:53You're welcome.
14:54Hey, Michael and Danny.
14:56Get to here.
14:56Yeah, yeah.
14:57Michael and Danny get to clean the guys.
15:00Okay, give me a wild, what a fun look, okay?
15:03No, I'm going to give you this one.
15:05Oh yeah, this is going to be famous.
15:15Cody, check this out.
15:18I'm sorry young baby, that's just where I can go.
15:25Can you tell his meathead here that I live in this street?
15:28I've never seen a performance in my life.
15:31Yeah, she just looks like another groupie to me.
15:38Mert, Chuck, I love you!
15:43OK, great, great.
15:46So I thought you could come back to the hotel
15:48and I'll look over that song you wrote.
15:50Can't you read it here? It won't take long.
15:53All the other guys have gone into the limo.
15:55I won't buy it.
15:56I don't think so.
15:57Ready Mert?
15:59Hang on, I've got something for Danny.
16:07Bit of a souvenir.
16:09Oh, I know how much this means to you.
16:11I love it.
16:13I'll teach you how to play it back at the hotel.
16:17No thanks.
16:19Thousands would love to be in your shoes, come on.
16:22Danny gave you her answer.
16:36Keep the guitar, Danny.
16:38You earned it.
16:40OK, I will.
16:44Thank you for your hospitality, Mrs. Daniels.
16:46Kids, you were great.
16:47I'll check you some other time.
16:49Thanks, Doc.
16:51Good riddance to bad rubbish.
16:53They should just call themselves the Peaks.
16:55How you kids can idolise such an obnoxious group is beyond me.
16:59I don't.
17:00Not anymore, anyway.
17:01Oh, I don't know.
17:02You can't still be wrapped in the knot after that.
17:04Yeah, well, I did get a guitar out of it.
17:07And they gave me an idea.
17:10Well, if cretins like them can form a band, anyone can.
17:14You got that right.
17:15I'm glad you agree, Michael, because that is exactly what we're going to do.
17:18I've always been essential.
17:19Bye, everybody.
17:19Bye, everybody.
17:19Bye, everybody.
17:20Bye, everybody.
17:20Bye, everybody.