00:03I would describe Burnie as a Hallmark town.
00:06Look, that's the redneck Cadillac.
00:09It's just the cute, sweet, quaint vibe.
00:13Burnie is exactly what you would expect from a small town.
00:17Very, am I allowed to say conservative?
00:19A lot of the Bible is rules in place because without rules there would be chaos.
00:26But when it comes to Burnie, you may have to take your perception of a small town and flip it
00:32upside down.
00:34We're celebrating having vaginas and liking vaginas.
00:37I do love a virgin.
00:40I love you.
00:41I love you too.
00:42You would be surprised how many women are married with traditional families but also sleeping with women.
00:48It's a lot.
00:49Do you have any secrets like that?
00:50Hell no!
00:53I thought at the top of the town was Josh and I have been together for 11 years, not married.
00:57I said, Nana, do you think I'm going to hell because we're not married yet?
01:01If it ain't broke, you don't fix it.
01:04Oh my hot mama.
01:06We have the same plastic surgeon.
01:08I really thought that we had this friendship.
01:10You've had a million falling outs with best friend after best friend after best friend.
01:16I don't think she wants to have that emotional connection with you.
01:20Erin!
01:20No, I feel like you're about to attack me.
01:22I want my photo first.
01:25You hurt her.
01:26How the did I hurt her?
01:28She's upset with you.
01:30You think that your sins are less impactful than I.
01:33You have no idea.
01:35Hayley just deserves so much better than Josh.
01:38I just don't really give a what anyone else has to say about my relationship.
01:41He's completely leaving me.
01:43This is so not fair for me.
01:46I know you've had a past.
01:50We all were there for her.
01:51And so is your husband.
01:52Don't talk about my husband anymore.
01:55Is your worry that once you find out who you are, it is no longer with him?
02:01I really hope that's not the case.
02:03Is it something that you're okay with?
02:06I'm trying to figure that out.
02:08You can't have this arrangement if you are not secure in a relationship.
02:12Is that little dude worth a shit?
02:15Man, you got a lot of shit to say for not being married.
02:17But it's okay for your wife to have sex with another woman.
02:21That's our marriage, not yours.
02:22We have differences.
02:24Y'all have problems, not differences.
02:28Jesus is not mad at me for scissoring.
02:31It's a good thing I went to church this past Sunday.
02:48I'm trying to figure it out.
