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One unexpected night changed everything! 🥺 Ryan, the quiet nerd next door, never thought she would cross the line with her best friend, Carsen. But when he leaves for his NFL training, Ryan discovers a huge secret: she is pregnant! To protect his glowing future as a famous athlete, she chooses to walk away in silence. Will he ever find out the truth, or will he forget her forever in his new glamorous life? 💔
⭐GENRE: Friends to Lovers, Campus Lovers, Athlete, Drama
👫Cast: Talia Wynzel
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One unexpected night changed everything! 🥺 Ryan, the quiet nerd next door, never thought she would cross the line with her best friend, Carsen. But when he leaves for his NFL training, Ryan discovers a huge secret: she is pregnant! To protect his glowing future as a famous athlete, she chooses to walk away in silence. Will he ever find out the truth, or will he forget her forever in his new glamorous life? 💔
⭐GENRE: Friends to Lovers, Campus Lovers, Athlete, Drama
👫Cast: Talia Wynzel
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00:00:10Did I really just lose my virginity to my best friend?
00:00:19Had to run to practice.
00:00:20Come find me on the field later tonight.
00:00:28I've loved Carson for as long as I can remember him.
00:00:33This last night, Mimi feels the same.
00:00:36After the semester, he leaves for the most of late training camp.
00:00:40If he wants something more, he's probably going to ask now.
00:00:56So, about last night?
00:00:58Oh, God.
00:01:00Does he regret it?
00:01:01Yeah, about last night.
00:01:04Look, if you think it was a mistake...
00:01:07A mistake?
00:01:09Oh, it's a good idea.
00:01:11A mistake.
00:01:11Well, you were really drunk, and it's probably obvious that I've liked you forever, and I just...
00:01:18I don't know if you want to be more of this.
00:01:27Paulins, let me in, please.
00:01:29Carson?
00:01:30Drunk on a Monday night?
00:01:33God.
00:01:35Seriously, what do you want?
00:01:47What?
00:01:49What the hell?
00:01:50I brought that away!
00:01:52I don't want to see my best friends, you know what?
00:01:55Carson, baby, where are you?
00:01:59Jolly horse, jolly horse.
00:02:00You don't...
00:02:02Okay, don't...
00:02:06Why are you invoking the secret life-or-death code word on your girlfriend?
00:02:11You know, that's actually for, like, life-or-death situations.
00:02:13Ex-girlfriend, and this is serious.
00:02:16We're going to strip your apartment and she frickin' ambushed me.
00:02:19You know how I get when we don't stop!
00:02:25Open this door now!
00:02:27Do not keep your girlfriend waiting!
00:02:50I swear to God, I will wake everyone in this empire fucking filming us!
00:02:57I swear to God, I swear to God...
00:03:04My boyfriend better not be in your cave, you nasty little shrill.
00:03:08You could have sworn I heard Carson's voice in here.
00:03:10Uh, he's, he plays overall, um, over, over at his house.
00:03:16Are you having a stroke?
00:03:18Was he nervous, Carlos?
00:03:20Could he be here?
00:03:23Um, uh, I was talking to him on FaceTime,
00:03:28and it was on speakerphone that's about why you hurt him.
00:03:32Uh, he was saying how he can't, he can't wait to have, have the, have sex, have, um, have sex
00:03:39with you.
00:03:41Glad you know your place, bitch.
00:03:46I just hope you know that he's doing charity work by being friends with you.
00:03:53You might just be the worst liar I've ever had the privilege of relying on.
00:03:57Or under, I mean.
00:03:59Get out, get out, get out!
00:04:04Ugh.
00:04:07You know, I still don't know why you...
00:04:09Since when have I, your best friend of a million years, ever made you nervous?
00:04:13You barely made it through that.
00:04:18Hey!
00:04:19That's my...
00:04:20I put my...
00:04:21I put my doll on that!
00:04:23I...
00:04:23I...
00:04:24It's on!
00:04:32I'm all wrong.
00:04:33Damn, he looks hot in those.
00:04:38Well, uh, it worked, didn't it?
00:04:41You're welcome.
00:04:41Yes, you're amazing.
00:04:43On top.
00:04:52Oh, God, I can't believe I just saw my first penis.
00:04:57It's yours.
00:05:00Thoughts?
00:05:02The first thing I enjoyed was so done in your opinion.
00:05:05Carson, did you...
00:05:07Did you really just say that?
00:05:10Ryan...
00:05:10I don't know, I don't have an answer.
00:05:13Or you can just tell me to leave, but you're not exactly doing that, either.
00:05:17It...
00:05:17It's...
00:05:19It's...
00:05:20It's...
00:05:20It's...
00:05:21It's...
00:05:21It's...
00:05:21It's...
00:05:22It's...
00:05:22It's...
00:05:22It's...
00:05:22It's...
00:05:24It's nice, and you need to leave.
00:05:27So you think it's nice?
00:05:29Ryan Collins, that is bold.
00:05:32You just admitted that my penis is nice.
00:05:34Shut up.
00:05:37So, just to be clear, you are going to be nice, and you don't have to do this.
00:05:47Yeah.
00:05:50Yeah.
00:06:21Of course, of course, we...
00:06:23We can't.
00:06:25Why not?
00:06:26Because you're a little drunk, and you're hiding from your evil, psycho baby ex-girlfriend,
00:06:33and...
00:06:34You're a big football star, right?
00:06:35I'm just your twerky best friend, and there's no way to...
00:06:38... you serious.
00:06:39Oh, man.
00:06:39I want you to sleep.
00:06:43I want you to sleep.
00:06:45It will cold in your sleep.
00:06:45It will cold in your sleep, and...
00:06:49I want you to sleep.
00:06:49I want you to sleep.
00:06:52Oh.
00:06:53Only every day since I was 70.
00:06:55I even thought about him being my first.
00:06:58But I never thought of it actually happened.
00:07:02I'm going to share your plans.
00:07:19I'll get with you behind this room.
00:07:34I've never done this before.
00:07:37I know.
00:07:41I promise I'll take care of you.
00:08:08Did I really just lose my virginity to my best friend?
00:08:17Had to run to practice.
00:08:19Come find me on the field later tonight.
00:08:27I've loved Carson for as long as I can remember.
00:08:31Does last night mean he feels the same?
00:08:34After the semester he leaves for the most elite training camp.
00:08:38If he wants something more, he's probably going to ask now.
00:08:55So...
00:08:55About last night?
00:08:57Oh god.
00:08:58Does he regret it?
00:09:00Uh, yeah. About last night.
00:09:02Look, if...
00:09:04If you think it was a mistake...
00:09:06A mistake.
00:09:08Promise.
00:09:09Could that be a mistake?
00:09:10Well, you were...
00:09:11You were really drunk and it's probably obvious that I've...
00:09:14Liked you forever and I just...
00:09:17Didn't know if you want to be more than this.
00:09:22What did you just say?
00:09:24I said I want to be more than friends today.
00:09:27Like you.
00:09:28Promise.
00:09:29For real.
00:09:31I like you too, of course.
00:09:33I just...
00:09:35What if this changes things between us?
00:09:38I don't want to lose my best friend.
00:09:41Mom...
00:09:42Look, we still got a few months, as always.
00:09:45Okay?
00:09:47You take a stop.
00:09:53No.
00:10:04I've wanted him since forever.
00:10:06And now he's finally mine.
00:10:10So what, your period three weeks late and you've been throwing up every day.
00:10:15That doesn't mean jack squat.
00:10:20Positive.
00:10:25How am I supposed to tell my best friend that I'm pregnant with his baby?
00:10:31I don't know.
00:10:32But you have to, right?
00:10:33He's leaving soon.
00:10:48Good.
00:10:49So long.
00:10:50I was in the way of crying.
00:10:52I'm just in the way of crying.
00:10:52I'm just in the way of crying.
00:10:53I'm just in the way of crying.
00:10:54I'm just in the way of crying.
00:10:55You know, I guess I just never really thought that people would have said,
00:10:58me about him on the child.
00:11:00Yeah.
00:11:04I know it happened to me sooner than I thought, but...
00:11:06I'm like, I'm going to like, why can I finally ask her?
00:11:09I'm just going to sign that out on the list.
00:11:20Watch it, Marco.
00:11:21You can't even walk straight.
00:11:28No.
00:11:29Ow!
00:11:31Ow!
00:11:35oh my god ryan the troll might actually be pregnant oh but who's gonna guard the bridge
00:11:42pregnant someone actually put their dick in that did he have to wear a blindfold or a paper bag
00:11:49give that back i will when you tell me who your baby daddy is i can't tell her the baby's
00:11:55carson's her ex she would kill me oh my god you don't even remember you're such a slut you
00:12:07i'm gonna call you gonna ryan maybe you should get tested for std's trish it's one test you'll
00:12:16actually pass for somebody who dresses like a fugly amish bitch but probably has the body
00:12:23kind of stripper expose her lily let's show everyone what ryan's got for sale
00:12:36not much oh but don't worry maybe this little guy can make you some cash
00:12:43oh are you crying is it because your bestie carson isn't here to save you
00:12:51well newsflash he's moving across the country to be an nfl star what the no no he's staying
00:12:59right here in north court you don't know he's training with the nfl champions he's gonna be
00:13:05gone the whole fall semester and the whole summer i bet he's so excited to finally get
00:13:11away from this whale she just sucks up all the air daddy guys like him don't need dead weight
00:13:18dead feet teen moms dragging them down not like you'd even see the chance yeah have you seen
00:13:24nfl wags perfect tits perfect tents you're already living oh my god imagine the flab and stretch marks
00:13:31nine months from now just drop out ryan
00:13:40carson you're going off to practice with nfl players and here i am
00:13:50love is right if i distract carson with this baby i'll stop him from becoming the all-star he's
00:13:56capable of being i'll destroy everything he's ever worked for
00:14:05your father can never find out about you
00:14:10he needs to leave and never come back
00:14:14come on let's go to carson the youngest player in history to travel nfl team
00:14:27yeah yeah your career is like set man how does it feel
00:14:31speed speed speed speed speed speed speed speed
00:14:35of course i wouldn't be here without my team
00:14:43did we sleep
00:14:49cause i was just so happy
00:14:51It's...
00:14:52It's...
00:14:53When...
00:14:54You lost...
00:14:56You lost...
00:14:57You lost...
00:14:58You still what you haven't had...
00:14:59You lost...
00:15:03You lost...
00:15:05I lost...
00:15:06What happened?
00:15:07You lost...
00:15:08It's all...
00:15:08I lost...
00:15:09You lost...
00:15:10You lost...
00:15:12I freaking had one child...
00:15:14to do in the wrong...
00:15:16I lost...
00:15:18I lost...
00:15:19Everybody's counting on me...
00:15:21I...
00:15:22I'm only because I'm an idiot...
00:15:23Hey...
00:15:25Breathe...
00:15:26Carson...
00:15:27Breathe...
00:15:28Hey...
00:15:28You're the youngest captain in our school's history...
00:15:32You are perfect...
00:15:3599 was enough to die...
00:15:37On...
00:15:39And...
00:15:40Off...
00:15:45You're not worse...
00:15:49Everybody's gonna burn me...
00:15:50I blew the homecoming game...
00:15:51You're my best friend...
00:15:53Stupid...
00:15:54I mean...
00:15:54Yeah...
00:15:55Sure...
00:15:55You're gonna make it to the NFL one day...
00:15:57But I'd still be best friends with you...
00:16:00Even if you were the water boy...
00:16:11That night...
00:16:12You said we were best friends...
00:16:15Ryan...
00:16:16I wanna be so much more than that...
00:16:18There's no doubt...
00:16:20There's no question in my mind...
00:16:24Well...
00:16:25Except for one...
00:16:26I'm so much...
00:16:31Will you marry me...
00:16:32By influence?
00:16:37Guys like him don't need dead weight...
00:16:39Deadbeat...
00:16:40Teen moms...
00:16:40Strutting them down...
00:16:42I'm so...
00:16:43Sorry...
00:16:43Carson...
00:16:44You're my best friend...
00:16:46That's why I'm doing this...
00:16:50Oh my god...
00:16:58I'm...
00:16:59What the hell...
00:17:01I...
00:17:01I thought you liked me...
00:17:03Did you quit this?
00:17:04You thought wrong...
00:17:05I could never be with a loser like you...
00:17:09Bullshit...
00:17:09I've known you since we were seven...
00:17:11I...
00:17:12I know when you're lying...
00:17:13You don't know me...
00:17:14I...
00:17:14I want to be with a real star...
00:17:17That's...
00:17:17That's Jonah...
00:17:19You'll never be half the man...
00:17:20Or athlete that he is...
00:17:25I can see that...
00:17:26You know...
00:17:27I thought you cared about me...
00:17:29I guess I had you back...
00:17:33Wow...
00:17:35I didn't think you had that kind of spice in your comments...
00:17:39Nah...
00:17:39Where were we?
00:17:42Whoa...
00:17:42Whoa...
00:17:43What the fuck?
00:17:45Wait a minute...
00:17:46Are the rumors true?
00:17:47Are you actually pregnant?
00:17:51You're trying to fuck me and baby trap me...
00:17:53You trashy...
00:17:55Psycho bitch...
00:17:57Carson's dodged a bomb...
00:18:02That day...
00:18:04My final act of love...
00:18:06For my best friend...
00:18:08Was convincing him...
00:18:09I...
00:18:10Hated him...
00:18:11So he'd never come looking for me again...
00:18:14But I was wrong about how stubborn Carson Blake could be...
00:18:47You led your team to the first NCAA championship in 50 years...
00:18:51And they would be college of the nation...
00:18:52Want you on their team?
00:18:53Hey...
00:18:53Where are you going?
00:18:55Georgia?
00:18:56Oregon?
00:18:57Boise?
00:18:57Texas?
00:18:59Ryan?
00:19:00Ryan, you need to have a look at this!
00:19:02Yes!
00:19:06Oh, you look tight...
00:19:17Hey...
00:19:17I thought you were Carson and didn't leave on the best of terms...
00:19:20But isn't it good for Charlie to see your dad?
00:19:22For all?
00:19:23She'll know...
00:19:23I...
00:19:24I found your dad at a random sperm bank...
00:19:27Got it?
00:19:27Are you sure you're ready for someone today?
00:19:29Give him something to prove to us...
00:19:31I can't give Charlie the life she deserves...
00:19:33Working a minimum wage job...
00:19:35I need to get my payment degree...
00:19:37And you're not afraid of seeing him in the room...
00:19:39That person?
00:19:42No...
00:19:42No way...
00:19:43It's my guts...
00:19:45He's gotten an offer from...
00:19:46Every single Big Ten school for his senior season...
00:19:49There's no way that...
00:19:50He'd come back to...
00:19:52Lame-ass middle of nowhere in North Cardiff...
00:19:55Actually...
00:19:56I'll be going back to my roots...
00:19:58I'll be spending my senior season at the University of North Cardiff...
00:20:08Babe, put that away...
00:20:09Your baby is fine...
00:20:10You won't be...
00:20:11If you make me drink alone tonight...
00:20:13Ah!
00:20:16You're gonna be drinking alone regardless...
00:20:19Babies can't drink tequila...
00:20:21Remember?
00:20:22Come on, you're still a milk...
00:20:23And you haven't gone out since...
00:20:24Since Charlie was born...
00:20:25So you have to have fun with me...
00:20:27Where else?
00:20:27Ugh...
00:20:28I'm fine...
00:20:29I'll stay...
00:20:30No...
00:20:30Watch over here...
00:20:31Drunk out...
00:20:33Isn't there supposed to be a weight limit at frat parties?
00:20:38Why don't you go home and breastfeed your little brat?
00:20:42She might shed a few pounds...
00:20:43I see you still don't have any hobbies...
00:20:45You still have me?
00:20:45Oh, like you do?
00:20:47Still no dad in the picture...
00:20:49I'm posting...
00:20:49He dodged a bullet...
00:20:51Really magic...
00:20:52You looked like my mom before she started her diet...
00:20:55Leave her alone...
00:20:56You know, I heard the most interesting rumor today...
00:21:00I heard that someone very important...
00:21:02Is transferring back for his senior year...
00:21:04In fact...
00:21:07I think he's here now...
00:21:09Hope you don't embarrass yourself...
00:21:11Mama...
00:21:12Hope...
00:21:12Who's here?
00:21:13Come here...
00:21:37Hey!
00:21:39What?
00:21:40Oh, my God!
00:21:42Freddy Krueger!
00:21:43Oh, my God!
00:21:43I was going to make fun of your saggy-ass breasts, but this is so much grosser.
00:21:48Let go of my skirt floor! Why?
00:21:51Hey, everyone! Who wants to see Ryan's awesome new party train?
00:21:56Mmmmm!
00:21:59Who wants to see a human cow get milk?
00:22:03Is it milk?
00:22:08Oh my god, she's actually leaking milk!
00:22:12That's gross! Who wants to see Ryan's nasty-ass cow trick again?
00:22:18Milk-back cow! Milk-back cow! Milk-back cow! Milk-back cow!
00:22:32My god, Carson, he can't find out I had his child like this.
00:22:36Can't he call us?
00:22:43Oh, my God.
00:22:45Oh, my God!
00:22:46I need a lot of ideas.
00:22:49I need a lot of ideas.
00:23:01But I'm not going to.
00:23:02My God.
00:23:03Oh, my God.
00:23:07I want to.
00:23:07I want to.
00:23:09I want to.
00:23:10I'm going to wrap this, and I'm going to feel it later tonight.
00:23:19I've loved Carson for as long as I can know.
00:23:24His last name meaning feels the same.
00:23:27After the semester, he leaves for the most elite training camp.
00:23:31If he wants something more, he's probably going to ask for it now.
00:23:47So, about last night?
00:23:49Oh God, does he regret it?
00:23:52Uh, yeah, about last night.
00:23:55Look, if you think it was a mistake...
00:23:58A mistake?
00:24:00Oh, so you can never be an escape.
00:24:02Well, you were, you were really drunk, and it's probably obvious that I've liked you forever, and I just...
00:24:09I don't know if you want to be more of this.
00:24:19Hollins, let me in, please!
00:24:20Carson? Drump on a Monday night?
00:24:25God!
00:24:26Seriously, what do you want?
00:24:39What?
00:24:40What the hell?
00:24:41Put that away!
00:24:43I don't want to see my best friends, you know...
00:24:46What?
00:24:46Carson, baby!
00:24:48Where are you?
00:24:50Tell me who's got a horse.
00:24:52No!
00:24:53Okay!
00:24:53No, don't!
00:24:57Why are you invoking the secret life-or-death code word on your girlfriend?
00:25:02You know, that's actually for, like, life-or-death situations.
00:25:05Ex-girlfriend, and this is serious.
00:25:07Don't strip your apartment that you frickin' handled with me.
00:25:10You know how I get bonito.
00:25:12Don't stop!
00:25:16Open this door now!
00:25:18Do not keep your girlfriend waiting!
00:25:27Are you...
00:25:29harsh?
00:25:30You're grinding when you listen to me, can you?
00:25:33Grinding?
00:25:35Who's grinding?
00:25:40Can you hear this?
00:25:41Go away, please.
00:25:42Open the door now!
00:25:44I swear to God, I will wake everyone in this entire fucking building up!
00:25:53Hi, Lily.
00:25:55My boyfriend better not be in your cave, you nasty little troll.
00:25:59I could have sworn I heard Carson's voice in here.
00:26:01Uh, he's...
00:26:03He's oral...
00:26:05Over...
00:26:06Over at his house.
00:26:08Are you having a stroke?
00:26:09Why so nervous, Collins?
00:26:11Could it be that you...
00:26:15Um, uh...
00:26:16I was talking to him on FaceTime, and it was on speakerphone, that's probably why you heard him.
00:26:23Uh, he...
00:26:24He...
00:26:24Was saying...
00:26:25How he can't...
00:26:26He can't wait to have...
00:26:28Have the se...
00:26:28Have sex...
00:26:29Have...
00:26:30Have...
00:26:30Have sex with you!
00:26:32Glad you know your place, bitch.
00:26:37I just hope you know that he's doing cherry work.
00:26:44You might just...
00:26:45Don't understand.
00:26:46I've never...
00:26:48Get out!
00:26:50Get out!
00:26:51Get out!
00:26:52Get out!
00:26:53Get out!
00:26:58You know, I still don't know why...
00:27:00This is when I cry your best friend in a million years.
00:27:03Don't leave your house.
00:27:05We don't need a little girl.
00:27:09Hey!
00:27:10Look, my...
00:27:11My...
00:27:11My...
00:27:12My...
00:27:12My...
00:27:12Son!
00:27:13My...
00:27:14My...
00:27:15My...
00:27:24Damn.
00:27:25He looks hot in the face.
00:27:27Mm.
00:27:29Well, it, uh...
00:27:30It worked!
00:27:31Didn't it?
00:27:32You're welcome.
00:27:32Yes.
00:27:33You're amazing.
00:27:34What's up?
00:27:43Oh, God.
00:27:44I...
00:27:44I can't believe I just saw my first penis.
00:27:48It was yours.
00:27:51Thoughts?
00:27:53Because, personally, I enjoyed what I saw down on your page.
00:27:56Carson!
00:27:57Did you...
00:27:58Did you really just...
00:27:59Say that?
00:28:01Ryan...
00:28:01Come on.
00:28:03Answer.
00:28:04Or you can just tell me to leave, but you're not exactly doing that either.
00:28:08It...
00:28:09It's...
00:28:10It's...
00:28:11Leave.
00:28:11You need to...
00:28:13It's...
00:28:15It's...
00:28:16It's...
00:28:16Nice.
00:28:16And you need to leave.
00:28:18So you think it's nice?
00:28:20Ryan Collins.
00:28:21That is...
00:28:22Bold.
00:28:23You just admitted that my penis is nice.
00:28:25Shut up.
00:28:29So...
00:28:29Just to be clear...
00:28:31You want me to be...
00:28:33You want me to be...
00:28:34You want me to be...
00:28:35You want me to be...
00:28:35You want me to be...
00:28:35You want me to be...
00:28:36You want me to be...
00:28:38You want me to be...
00:28:53You want her to be...
00:28:57Make me...
00:28:58You want me to be...
00:28:59You want me to be...
00:29:01You want me to be...
00:29:01You want me to be...
00:29:01A...
00:29:03belt or belt...
00:29:07B детей?
00:29:07B study...
00:29:07Do bleachers...제...
00:29:08Harry? No...
00:29:10Who want
00:29:11Who want me?
00:29:13Of course it is. We can't.
00:29:16Why not?
00:29:17Because you're a little drunk and you're hiding from your evil, psycho baby ex-girlfriend.
00:29:25You're a big football star and I'm just your twerky best friend and there's no way that you seriously want
00:29:30me.
00:29:30I love you. I love you.
00:29:33I'm very serious about how much I like you.
00:29:35I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love
00:29:42you. I love you.
00:29:43Only every day since I was seven, I've even thought about him being my first.
00:29:49But I never thought it would actually happen. Maybe.
00:30:05Only every day.
00:30:08Holy shit, Holmes. I can't believe you've been hiding this from me.
00:30:25I've never done this before.
00:30:28I know.
00:30:32I promise I'll take care of you.
00:30:59But I really just never put anything to me to my best friend.
00:31:04I love you.
00:31:08I've never had to wrap this.
00:31:10I'll find you a little bit later today.
00:31:18I love to go to Sinf as long as I can long.
00:31:22This last night maybe feels the same.
00:31:25After the semester, he leaves for the most early training camp.
00:31:29If he wants something more, he's probably gonna ask you now.
00:31:44So, about last night?
00:31:48Oh God.
00:31:49Does he regret it?
00:31:51Yeah, about last night.
00:31:54Look, if you think it was a mistake, I...
00:31:57A mistake?
00:31:59Oh, so you can never be a mistake.
00:32:01Well, you were really drunk and it's probably obvious that I've liked you forever and I just...
00:32:08I didn't know if you wanted more than...
00:32:13What did you just say?
00:32:15I said I wanted more than friends.
00:32:18Like you, Collins.
00:32:20For real.
00:32:22I like you too, Cars.
00:32:24I just...
00:32:25What if this changes things between us?
00:32:29I don't want to lose my best friend.
00:32:31No.
00:32:33Look, we've still got a few months, as always.
00:32:36Yeah.
00:32:38We think it's love.
00:32:54I've wanted him since forever.
00:32:57But now he's finally mine.
00:33:01So what, your period three weeks late and you've been throwing up every day.
00:33:06That doesn't mean jack squat.
00:33:11Positive.
00:33:16How am I supposed to tell my best friend that I'm pregnant with his baby?
00:33:22I don't know.
00:33:23But you have to, right?
00:33:24He's leaving soon.
00:33:38Dude.
00:33:40It's a lot of music.
00:33:41Went for a ride.
00:33:43Since the moment that we were tainted on a playground.
00:33:46You know, I guess I just never weep out the Jeep for the same reason.
00:33:49We have, like, no job.
00:33:52Yeah.
00:33:55I know I have to leave sooner than I thought,
00:33:57but at my going away party, I'm gonna finally ask her.
00:34:00She needs to know how bad I want this.
00:34:11Watch it, Aggo.
00:34:12Ugh, you can't even walk straight.
00:34:19No.
00:34:20Ow!
00:34:26Oh, my God.
00:34:28Ryan the troll might actually be pregnant?
00:34:31Oh, but who's gonna guard the bridge?
00:34:33Pregnant?
00:34:34Someone actually put their dick in that?
00:34:36Did he have to wear a blindfold or a paper bag?
00:34:41Give that back.
00:34:42I will.
00:34:43When you tell me who your baby daddy is,
00:34:45I can't tell her who the baby's in the courses.
00:34:47Her ex?
00:34:49She would kill me.
00:34:53What?
00:34:53Oh, my God.
00:34:54You don't even remember?
00:34:56You're such a slut.
00:34:58You...
00:34:58I'm gonna call you.
00:35:00You've got it, Ryan.
00:35:01What the hell?
00:35:03I'm gonna try to test you for a serious issue.
00:35:06I'm gonna test you for a serious issue.
00:35:10For somebody who dresses like a fugly Amish bitch,
00:35:13but probably has the body kind of stripper?
00:35:17Expose her, Lily.
00:35:19Let's show everyone what Ryan's got for sale.
00:35:28Not much.
00:35:29Oh, but don't worry.
00:35:31Maybe this little guy can make you some cash.
00:35:33Oh, shit.
00:35:34Ew.
00:35:35So trashy.
00:35:37Aw, are you crying?
00:35:39Is it because your bestie Carson isn't here to save you?
00:35:42Well, newsflash.
00:35:44He's moving across the country to be an NFL star.
00:35:47What?
00:35:47No.
00:35:48No.
00:35:49No.
00:35:49He's staying right here in North Cardiff.
00:35:52Oh.
00:35:53You don't know.
00:35:54He's training with the NFL champions.
00:35:56He's gonna be gone the whole fall semester and the whole summer.
00:36:00I bet he's so excited to finally get away from this whale.
00:36:03She just sucks up all the air.
00:36:04Taddy.
00:36:05The whole summer?
00:36:07Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat teen moms dragging them down.
00:36:11Not like you'd even stand a chance.
00:36:14Yeah.
00:36:14Have you seen NFL wags?
00:36:16Perfect tits, perfect tense.
00:36:18You're already bloating.
00:36:20Oh my god.
00:36:20Imagine the flab and stretch marks nine months from now.
00:36:25Just drop out, Ryan.
00:36:31Carson, you're going off to practice with NFL players and here I am.
00:36:42Love is right.
00:36:43If I distract Carson with this baby, I'll stop him from becoming the all-star he's capable
00:36:48of being.
00:36:49I'll destroy everything he's ever worked for.
00:36:56Your father can never find out about you.
00:37:01He needs to leave and never come back.
00:37:05Woo!
00:37:06Come on!
00:37:07Hey!
00:37:08Go!
00:37:10To Carson!
00:37:14The youngest player in history to try to win NFL team.
00:37:18Yeah.
00:37:19Yeah.
00:37:19Your career is like set.
00:37:21How does it feel?
00:37:23Switch!
00:37:25Switch!
00:37:25Switch!
00:37:26My honor!
00:37:28Woo!
00:37:29Of course, I wouldn't be here without my team.
00:37:34But I also, this man, is my best friend.
00:37:38You're my boss.
00:37:40You're still my best.
00:37:42I'm still my best.
00:37:43You're no man.
00:37:45You're my boss.
00:37:48You're my stupid partner.
00:37:52Carson.
00:37:55Carson.
00:37:56What happened?
00:37:58Talk to me.
00:38:00Sleep.
00:38:02I freaking had one job, to throw the ball and I blew it.
00:38:10Everybody's counting on me and I blew it.
00:38:12I blew it because I'm an idiot.
00:38:15Hey, breathe, Carson, breathe.
00:38:19You're the youngest captain in our school's history.
00:38:23You are perfect.
00:38:2699% of the time.
00:38:28On and off.
00:38:59But if you're ready, you're not ready.
00:39:03You're not ready for me.
00:39:03Obviously, you're this for us.
00:39:06You're not ready for me.
00:39:09There's no doubt.
00:39:12No question about me.
00:39:15What does it mean?
00:39:18I'm not ready.
00:39:28Guys like him don't need dead weight, dead feet, he long strutting him down.
00:39:33I'm so sorry, Carson.
00:39:35You're my best friend.
00:39:38That's why I'm doing this.
00:39:41Oh, man!
00:39:49Ryan, what the hell?
00:39:52I thought you liked me.
00:39:54I thought you wanted this.
00:39:55You thought wrong.
00:39:56I could never be with a loser like you.
00:39:58That's bullshit.
00:40:00I've known you since we were seven.
00:40:02I know when you're lying.
00:40:04You don't know me.
00:40:05I want to be with a real star.
00:40:08That's Jonah.
00:40:10You'll never be half the man or athlete that he is.
00:40:16I can see that.
00:40:17You know, I thought you cared about me.
00:40:20I guess I had your back.
00:40:26I didn't think you had that kind of spice in your comments.
00:40:29Nah.
00:40:30Where were we?
00:40:32Whoa!
00:40:34Whoa, what the fuck?
00:40:36Wait a minute.
00:40:37Are the rumors true?
00:40:38Are you actually pregnant?
00:40:42You're trying to fuck me at baby travel.
00:40:44You trashy, psycho bitch.
00:40:48Carson's dodged a bomb.
00:40:51Come on.
00:40:54That day, my final act of love for my best friend was convincing him I hated him.
00:41:02So he'd never come looking for me again.
00:41:04But I was wrong about how stubborn Carson Blake could be.
00:41:10But I was wrong about how stubborn Carson Blake could be.
00:41:36Carson!
00:41:37Carson!
00:41:38You led your team to the first NCAA championship in 50 years.
00:41:42And now every college in the nation wants you on their team.
00:41:45Where are you? Georgia? Oregon?
00:41:48Boise? Texas?
00:41:50Ryan?
00:41:52Ryan, you need to come look at this!
00:41:53Please, hold.
00:41:55Okay.
00:41:57Oh, you need a diaper.
00:42:07Hey!
00:42:08I know you and Carson didn't leave on the best of terms, but isn't it good for Charlie to see
00:42:12her dad?
00:42:13For all?
00:42:14She'll know. I found her dad at a random sperm bank.
00:42:18Got it?
00:42:18Are you sure you're ready for school on Monday?
00:42:21You haven't slept in like four months.
00:42:22I can't give Charlie the life she deserves working a minimum wage job.
00:42:26I need to get my pre-med degree.
00:42:28And you're not afraid of seeing you know who?
00:42:30Carson?
00:42:33No. No way.
00:42:34It's my guts.
00:42:36It's gotten an offer from me.
00:42:37Every single bit tends to be a person in school.
00:42:40There's no way.
00:42:42He'd come back to blame us when I'm not aware of this.
00:42:46Actually, I'll be going back to my roots.
00:42:49I'll be spending my senior season at the University of North Carolina.
00:42:59I don't think your baby is mine.
00:43:02Hold me.
00:43:02You make me sleep alone, right?
00:43:05Oh, shut up!
00:43:07You're going to be drinking alone regardless.
00:43:10Maybe you can't drink a tequila.
00:43:13Come on, you're still a milk.
00:43:14And you haven't gone out since Charlie was born, so you have to have fun with me.
00:43:18Where else?
00:43:19Okay, fine.
00:43:20I'll stay at home.
00:43:21Watch her drunk ass.
00:43:24Please.
00:43:25Isn't there supposed to be a wait for the f-rat parties?
00:43:29Why don't you go home and breastfeed your little brat?
00:43:33She might shed a few pounds.
00:43:34I see you still don't have any hobbies, Lily.
00:43:36Oh, like you do?
00:43:38There's still no dad in the picture.
00:43:40I'm busy.
00:43:40He dodged a bullet.
00:43:42Really pudgy.
00:43:44You looked like my mom before she started her diet.
00:43:46Leave her alone.
00:43:48You know, I heard the most interesting rumor today.
00:43:51I heard that someone very important is transferring back for his senior year.
00:43:55In fact, I think he's here now.
00:44:00Hope you don't embarrass yourself, Mama.
00:44:03Who's here?
00:44:28Who's here?
00:44:29Hey!
00:44:31Oh, my God!
00:44:32Freddy Krueger!
00:44:34I was going to make fun of your saggy-ass breasts, but this is so much grosser.
00:44:39Let go of my skirt!
00:44:41Or why?
00:44:42Hey, everyone!
00:44:43Who wants to see Ryan's awesome new hortitude?
00:44:50Who wants to see a human cow get milked?
00:44:54Milk!
00:44:56Oh!
00:44:59Oh, my God!
00:45:01She's actually leaking milk!
00:45:03Milk!
00:45:04Gross!
00:45:05Who wants to see Ryan's nasty-ass cow drink again?
00:45:09Milk that cow!
00:45:10Milk that cow!
00:45:12Milk that cow!
00:45:14Milk that cow!
00:45:14Milk that cow!
00:45:16Milk that cow!
00:45:23Milk that cow!
00:45:23Oh, my God!
00:45:24Carson!
00:45:25He can't find out I had his child like this!
00:45:28Collins?
00:45:37Still wrap it up too soon!
00:45:40Ben!
00:45:41Tiffany!
00:45:45Sullivan!
00:45:52He's got the money, so he faux culpa what he said,
00:45:55he has a relationship with his dad
00:45:55A woman who called your father's foot
00:45:58Tyler in his head
00:46:01Had to run to practice.
00:46:02Come find me on the field later tonight.
00:46:10I've loved Carson as long as I can remember.
00:46:15Does this last night mean he feels the same?
00:46:18After the semester, he leaves for the most elite training camp.
00:46:22If he wants something more, he's probably going to ask now.
00:46:36I'm sorry.
00:46:39How about last night?
00:46:41Does this seem pretty?
00:46:44Yeah, I thought about last night.
00:46:46I think it was a mistake.
00:46:50I just thought...
00:46:51I thought it was a mistake.
00:46:54Well, you were really drunk.
00:46:55And it's probably obvious that I've liked you forever.
00:46:59And I just...
00:47:01I don't know where you are.
00:47:02I don't know where you are.
00:47:09All of you, please.
00:47:11Carson?
00:47:12Drunk?
00:47:13On a Monday night?
00:47:16God...
00:47:17Seriously?
00:47:18What do you want?
00:47:30What the hell?
00:47:33I brought that away!
00:47:34I don't want to see my best friends if you know...
00:47:37What?
00:47:37Carson, baby!
00:47:40Where are you?
00:47:48Why are you invoking the secret life-or-death code word on your girlfriend?
00:47:53You know, that's actually for, like, life-or-death situations.
00:47:56Ex-girlfriend.
00:47:57And this is serious.
00:47:58We're planning to strip your apartment that you freaking ambushed on me.
00:48:00You know how I get when we don't fuck!
00:48:07Open this door now!
00:48:09Do not keep your girlfriend waiting!
00:48:18Are you...
00:48:20harsh?
00:48:22You're grinding on me, isn't it?
00:48:24Grinding?
00:48:26Who's grinding?
00:48:30Oh!
00:48:31Can you hear me call me, please?
00:48:33Open the door now!
00:48:35I swear to God, I will wake everyone in this entire fucking building up!
00:48:43Dad, I love you.
00:48:46My boyfriend better not be in your cave, you nasty little troll.
00:48:50I could have sworn I heard Carson's voice in here.
00:48:53Uh, he's...
00:48:54He's overall...
00:48:56Over...
00:48:57Over...
00:48:57Over at his house.
00:48:59Are you having a stroke?
00:49:00Why so nervous, Kongs?
00:49:02Could it be that...
00:49:05You...
00:49:06Um...
00:49:06Uh...
00:49:07Yeah, I was talking to him on...
00:49:09On FaceTime.
00:49:10And it was on speakerphone.
00:49:11That's probably why you...
00:49:13You heard him.
00:49:14He...
00:49:15Was saying...
00:49:16How he can't...
00:49:17He can't wait to have...
00:49:19Have the se...
00:49:19Have sex...
00:49:20Have...
00:49:21Have sex with you!
00:49:23Glad you know your place, bitch.
00:49:28I just hope you know that he's doing charity work by being friends with you.
00:49:35You and I just made the worst liar I've ever had the privilege of a lie, huh?
00:49:39Roger.
00:49:40I mean...
00:49:41Get out!
00:49:42Get out!
00:49:43Get out!
00:49:43Get out!
00:49:43Get out!
00:49:49No, I still don't know why you...
00:49:51Since when have I, your best friend of a million years, ever made you nervous?
00:49:56You barely made it through that.
00:50:00Hey!
00:50:01Hey!
00:50:01That's my...
00:50:02I put my...
00:50:03I put my doll on that!
00:50:05I...
00:50:05I...
00:50:06Just...
00:50:06Put this on!
00:50:14Damn, I got this.
00:50:16Damn.
00:50:17He looks hot in those.
00:50:20Well, and uh...
00:50:21It worked!
00:50:22Didn't it?
00:50:23You're welcome.
00:50:24Yes, you're amazing.
00:50:26Up top.
00:50:26Come on.
00:50:34Oh god, I...
00:50:35I can't believe it.
00:50:37I just...
00:50:37Saw myself in the first place.
00:50:38Please.
00:50:40Of course.
00:50:41Ugh.
00:50:43Oh, it's...
00:50:44Oh, it's...
00:50:45It's...
00:50:46It's...
00:50:47I see that!
00:50:48Did you...
00:50:49Did you really just...
00:50:50Say that?
00:50:51No.
00:50:54It's her.
00:50:54It's her.
00:50:56Well, you can just tell me to leave and manage your money to help with you.
00:51:00It is...
00:51:02You can't help me.
00:51:05I can't.
00:51:06You need to know it.
00:51:06It's nice.
00:51:07And we can need to leave.
00:51:09Is that you think it's nice?
00:51:11No.
00:51:11Ryan, how long is that?
00:51:13Oh, you just admitted that my penis is cursed.
00:51:16Shut up.
00:51:20So, just to be clear, you are going to be the only thing.
00:51:26Yes.
00:51:29Oh, God.
00:51:59Oh, God.
00:52:03Of course, we...
00:52:06We can't.
00:52:07Why not?
00:52:08Because you're a little drunk, and you're hiding from your evil, psycho baby ex-girlfriend, and you're a big football
00:52:17star, and I'm just your twerky best friend, and there's no way that you seriously want me.
00:52:21I like you.
00:52:22Promise.
00:52:24I'm very serious about how much I like you.
00:52:27I wonder what I really feel like.
00:52:32Or something more.
00:52:34Only every day since I was seven.
00:52:38I've even thought about him being my first.
00:52:40But I never thought it could actually happen.
00:52:43Baby.
00:53:00Shit.
00:53:01I can't believe you've been hiding this from me.
00:53:16I've never done that.
00:53:17I've never done that.
00:53:19I know.
00:53:23I promise I'll take care of you.
00:53:50Did I really just lose my virginity
00:53:53to my best friend?
00:53:59How'd you run to practice?
00:54:01Come find me on the field later tonight?
00:54:09I've loved Carson as long as I can remember.
00:54:14Does last night mean he feels the same?
00:54:16After the semester he leaves for the most elite training camp.
00:54:20If you want something more, he's probably gonna ask now.
00:54:35Did you see him, aren't you?
00:54:42Uh, yeah. Well, last night, we'll get to work.
00:54:46If you think it was a mistake, I'll just leave.
00:54:52Well, you were, you were really drunk and it's probably obvious that I've liked you forever and I just want
00:54:59to love you on your hands.
00:55:04What did you just say?
00:55:06I said I like you.
00:55:13What if this changes things between us?
00:55:20I don't want to lose my best friend.
00:55:22No.
00:55:24We're still watching us as always.
00:55:27Yeah.
00:55:28We can take a slow.
00:55:46I've wanted him since forever.
00:55:47And now he's finally mine.
00:55:53So what?
00:55:53Your period three weeks late and you've been throwing up every day.
00:55:57That doesn't mean jack squat.
00:56:03Positive.
00:56:08How am I supposed to tell my best friend that I'm pregnant with his baby?
00:56:13I don't know.
00:56:14But you have to, right? He's leaving soon.
00:56:30Dude.
00:56:31That's a lot of music.
00:56:32Way from Ryan.
00:56:34Since the moment when we were kids on a playground, man.
00:56:37You know, I guess I just never really thought that you'd feel the same way about a dumb job.
00:56:46I know I have to leave sooner than I thought.
00:56:48But am I going away for you?
00:56:50I'm going to finally ask her.
00:56:52She needs to know how bad I want this.
00:57:02Watch it, Nago.
00:57:03You can't even walk straight.
00:57:10No.
00:57:11Ow.
00:57:13Ow!
00:57:14Oh.
00:57:17My God.
00:57:19Ryan the troll might actually be pregnant?
00:57:22Oh, but who's gonna guard the bridge?
00:57:24Pregnant?
00:57:25Someone actually put their dick in that?
00:57:27Did he have to wear a blindfold or have you ever bad?
00:57:31Give that back!
00:57:33I will!
00:57:34When you tell me who your baby daddy is,
00:57:36I can't tell her the baby's Carson's.
00:57:38Her ex?
00:57:40She would kill me!
00:57:44Oh my god!
00:57:45You don't even remember?
00:57:47You're such a slut!
00:57:49I'm gonna call you Gana Ryan.
00:57:54Maybe you should get tested for STDs, Trish.
00:57:57That's one test you'll actually pass.
00:58:01For somebody who dresses like a fugly Amish bitch,
00:58:05but probably has the body count of a stripper?
00:58:07You've got some nerves.
00:58:08Expose her, Lily.
00:58:10Let's show everyone what Ryan's got for sale.
00:58:19Not much.
00:58:20Oh, but don't worry.
00:58:22Maybe this little guy can make you some cash.
00:58:25Ew!
00:58:26So trashy.
00:58:27Aw, are you crying?
00:58:30Is it because your bestie Carson isn't here to save you?
00:58:34Well, Newsflash, he's moving across the country to be an NFL star.
00:58:38What?
00:58:39Oh, he's staying right here in North Carolina.
00:58:43You don't know.
00:58:45He's training with the NFL champions.
00:58:47He's gonna wake on the whole fall semester.
00:58:50And the whole summer.
00:58:51I'm gonna be so excited to find the NFL champions.
00:58:54She sucks up on the air.
00:58:56Taddy.
00:58:57You're so cool.
00:58:58Guys like him don't be dead weight, dead meat, teen moms driving around.
00:59:03Not like you didn't see a chance.
00:59:05Yeah.
00:59:05Have you seen animal tags?
00:59:07Perfect tags.
00:59:08Perfect tags.
00:59:09Perfect tags.
00:59:10Wally.
00:59:11Oh my god.
00:59:11Imagine the flag and stretch marks nine months from now.
00:59:16Just drop out, Ryan.
00:59:22Carson.
00:59:23You're going off to practice with any belt layers.
00:59:26And here I am.
00:59:33Mother's right.
00:59:34If I distract Carson with this baby, I'll stop him from becoming the all-star.
00:59:38He's the kid.
00:59:40All me.
00:59:40I'll destroy everything he's ever worked for.
00:59:47Your father can never find out about you.
00:59:52He needs to leave and never come back.
00:59:56Woo!
00:59:57Come on!
00:59:58Ready?
00:59:59Go!
01:00:01To Carson!
01:00:05The youngest player in history to travel an NFL team.
01:00:09Yeah.
01:00:10Yeah.
01:00:10Lee, your career is like set, man.
01:00:13How does it feel?
01:00:14Speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed.
01:00:17High, high, high, high.
01:00:19Woo!
01:00:20Of course, I wouldn't be here without my team.
01:00:23Woo!
01:00:24Woo!
01:00:25But I also owe this win to my best friend.
01:00:30Ryan Collins.
01:00:32I just didn't want my sons to the kids.
01:00:35We win.
01:00:36We lost.
01:00:38We lost.
01:00:39We're the best stupid dream I've ever had.
01:00:43Carson.
01:00:45I'm sorry.
01:00:48What happened?
01:00:49Talk to me.
01:00:51I lost me.
01:00:54I freaking had one job.
01:00:56To throw the ball.
01:00:58I know.
01:01:01Everybody's counting on me on the day.
01:01:03I blew it because I'm an idiot.
01:01:06Hey, breathe, Carson.
01:01:09Breathe.
01:01:10Hey, you're the youngest captain in our school's history.
01:01:14You are perfect.
01:01:1799% of the time.
01:01:19On and off with you.
01:01:28No, I'm embarrassed.
01:01:31Everybody's going to be happy when I'm coming here.
01:01:33You're my best friend, stupid.
01:01:35I'm afraid.
01:01:36Yeah, sure.
01:01:37We'll get to the NFL one day.
01:01:39But I'd still be my best friend to you.
01:01:42And if you were to like me.
01:01:53That night, you said we were best friends.
01:01:57Ryan, I want to be so much more than that.
01:02:00There's no doubt.
01:02:03No question in my mind.
01:02:05Well, except for one.
01:02:13Will you marry me, Ryan Collins?
01:02:19Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat team moms driving him down.
01:02:24I'm so sorry, Carson.
01:02:26You're my best friend.
01:02:28That's why I'm doing this.
01:02:40I love you.
01:02:41I love you.
01:02:42I love you.
01:02:43I love you.
01:02:43I love you.
01:02:43I thought you liked it.
01:02:45I love you.
01:02:46What do you want to do?
01:02:46You thought wrong.
01:02:47I can never be with a loser like you.
01:02:50The bullshit boy.
01:02:51I have a loser to yourself.
01:02:54I know you.
01:02:55You don't know me.
01:02:56I want to be with a real star.
01:02:59That's Vince Jonah.
01:03:01You'll never be half the man, one more athlete than you.
01:03:07I can see you.
01:03:09I know I thought you cared about me.
01:03:11I guess I had you back with me.
01:03:17I didn't think you had that kind of spice in your comments.
01:03:21Where were we?
01:03:23Whoa!
01:03:25Whoa, what the fuck?
01:03:27Wait a minute. Are the rumors true?
01:03:29Are you actually pregnant?
01:03:33You're trying to fuck me in baby trap.
01:03:36You trashy psycho bitch.
01:03:39Carson's dodged a bomb.
01:03:45That day, my final act of love for my best friend was convincing him I hated him.
01:03:53So he'd never come looking for me again.
01:03:56But I was wrong about how stubborn Carson Blake could be.
01:04:00To a point in my view.
01:04:05Time runs into battle then
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01:04:28so he's a goodnight.
01:04:30first NCAA championship in 50 years and now every college in the nation wants you on their
01:04:35team. Where are you going? Georgia? Oregon? Boise? Texas? Ryan? Ryan, you need to come
01:04:44look at this. Please hold. Okay. Oh, you need a diaper.
01:04:58Hey. I found you with Carson and leave on the best of terms, but isn't it good for Charlie to
01:05:03see
01:05:03your dad? For all? She'll know. I found her dad at a random sperm bank. Got it? Are you sure
01:05:10you're
01:05:10ready for school on Monday? You haven't slept in like four months. I can't give Charlie the life
01:05:15she deserves working a minimum wage job in me to get my pre-med degree. Then you're not afraid of
01:05:20seeing you know who? Carson. No, no way. It's my guts. He's gotten an offer from every single big ten
01:05:30school for his senior season. There's no way that he'd come back to the lame ass middle of nowhere in
01:05:36this morning. Actually, I'll be going back to my roots. I'll be spending my senior season at the university in
01:05:42Bortencarta.
01:05:45I'll be spending my senior season at the university in Bortencarta.
01:05:50Ryan, put that away. Your baby is fine. You won't be if you make me drink alone tonight.
01:05:58You're going to be drinking alone regardless. Babies can't drink tequila, remember? Come on, you're still a milk. And you
01:06:05haven't gone out since Charlie was born, so you have to have fun with me. Where else?
01:06:10Okay, fine. I'll stay. We all need to watch over your drunk ass.
01:06:15Isn't there supposed to be a weight limit at frat parties?
01:06:20Why don't you go home and breastfeed your little brat?
01:06:24She might shed a few pounds.
01:06:25I see you still don't have any hobbies, Lily.
01:06:27Oh, like you do?
01:06:29Still no dad in the picture, I'm guessing.
01:06:31He dodged a bullet.
01:06:33Really?
01:06:34He looked like my mom before she started his diet.
01:06:38The problem.
01:06:39You know, I heard the most interesting rumor today.
01:06:42I heard that someone very important is trying to spring back for his senior year.
01:06:47In fact, I think he's here now.
01:06:50I hope you don't embarrass yourself.
01:06:53Okay.
01:06:54She's here.
01:07:19Hey!
01:07:22Oh my God!
01:07:24Freddy Cooper, I was going to make fun of your saggy-ass breasts, but this is so much grosser
01:07:33Hey everyone who wants to see Ryan's awesome
01:07:41Who wants to see a human cow get milk
01:07:55Who wants to see Ryan's nasty-ass cow trick again
01:08:15Carson, he can't find out I had his child like this
01:08:19Collins?
01:08:28Is that what I think it is?