00:00Thank you, young man. You've cleaned everything up perfectly.
00:02Let me tell you a secret.
00:03Hurry up! I can't hold on much longer!
00:05Today, while you are out surfing, you will encounter a woman,
00:07and she will give her daughter to you and Mary.
00:09Marry my daughter.
00:10Your daughter?
00:13I've seduced many sailors in my day.
00:19One had strong swimmers.
00:24But I'm immortal.
00:26If I marry your daughter, she'll age. I won't.
00:30It could never last.
00:31Five years.
00:33Look after her for five years.
00:36Help her find success.
00:38On your fifth anniversary, the spell will break.
00:41You can surf again.
00:43And if you love her, reveal your true identity.
00:50Okay.
00:53Hey, so this might be weird, but your daughter doesn't look like you, does she?
01:00You tell me.
01:02You tell me.
01:03You tell me.
01:15You tell me.
01:30I can't believe she's marrying some Sponger simp.
01:34I give it six months.
01:48We look so cute.
01:50I do wish you had listened to me and not worn that shirt, though.
01:55Someone just commented Sponger in a stupid shirt.
01:59I thought you didn't care that I don't surf.
02:01I don't. I don't.
02:05Spoiler alert, she did care.
02:07And that wasn't her only complaint about me.
02:09But I made a vow to stay with her for five years,
02:12and I was determined to keep that vow, no matter how hard it was.
02:16And it was very hard.
02:27Kai became one of the top female surfers on Earth.
02:32And I've been her loyal supporter.
02:39In three days, I get my koa board back, and I can surf again.
02:43But until then, my mission is to give Kai everything she wants.
02:48She loves coconut water.
02:49Today, it'll be the freshest in the world.
03:00Duke.
03:02Duke.
03:29Morning, sunshine.
03:35This is not the brand I like.
03:37It's not any brand. It's fresh.
03:41How hard is it to get the right brand?
03:43Did you forget because you were high?
03:46I'll get the kind you like next time.
03:55We were happy once,
03:58but the honeymoon is over.
04:11Oh, my God. That's her.
04:13Angela Lee.
04:15The single most important person in the world of surfing.
04:18No.
04:19That's the most important person in the world of surfing.
04:24That old guy?
04:25Angela's father, Mickey Lee.
04:26He's the real power.
04:27Started Quick Maple as a surf shack in Malibu,
04:29and grew it into the most important surf brand on Earth.
04:33Oh, no.
04:36Oh.
04:37I gotta go.
04:51Dad, no!
04:56Dad, no!
05:20He's here!
05:38Pretty gnarly moves before the shark interrupted Not as good as I used to be, but I can still catch
05:44a wave
05:45Thank you for saving my life
06:02You're the god of the island
06:04Please, no one can know my identity
06:06Whatever you say, but how can I ever repay you?
06:09Actually, there is a solid you could do me in return
06:13Anything
06:16My wife, Kaikua, is one of the best surfers in the world
06:20And her sponsor just went bankrupt
06:22Angela!
06:28Your leg! It's completely healed!
06:32Did you do this?
06:33I wish I had healing powers
06:36I told you I went after him, but the god of the island rescued your dad
06:40He must have put a healing spell on his leg or something
06:43Well, thank you for helping
06:45He needs our help too
06:46His wife, Kaikua, needs a sponsor
06:49Wife?
06:50Don't worry, she's one hell of a surfer
06:59Hey, Kaikua, remember Chad from high school?
07:03Oh, how could she forget?
07:04If he hadn't dumped her to move to LA and become an Olympic gold medal surfer
07:07She wouldn't have settled for that burnout sponger duke
07:15Chad was my past
07:16Yeah, the one that got away
07:20He was so hot
07:23And strong
07:24God, I bet he could pick you up and flip you around
07:29He could turn every girl into a spinner
07:31You guys!
07:33If Chad came back today and asked you to take him back
07:36What would you say?
07:39Well, I am married
07:40And I haven't seen Chad since high school
07:43Hey ladies
07:46Kai, we should get going
07:50Are you trying to keep her from her friends or something?
07:53Jealous much?
07:56I'm not ready to go yet
07:58Did you forget?
07:59Forget what?
08:01We have dinner reservations
08:03For our anniversary
08:03The expo is the same day as our anniversary
08:06So I made the reservation for today
08:10I can't
08:12Angela still hasn't seen me surf
08:15Don't worry about that
08:17You're gonna get the quick maple sponsorship
08:20What would you know about it?
08:25No way bro, is it really him?
08:27Oh my god, his abs look hard as rocks
08:30I'd like to see what's under those board shorts
08:41Chad?
08:44Hey boo
08:45I'm in town for the expo
08:47We knew he'd be here
08:48We knew he'd be here
08:49But we didn't want to spoil the surprise
08:54Bring it in for the real thing
09:05Chad, can you sign my board?
09:07Are you gonna win gold at home in 2028 Chad?
09:11Duh, of course I am
09:13He's even hotter in person
09:15She used to date him
09:17Used to?
09:19How could you let a guy like that get away?
09:23So we're gonna catch some waves or what boo?
09:26I really think Angela should see me surf
09:29And Chad is already sponsored by them
09:30So it would help to see us together
09:32For branding
09:33You don't mind right?
09:34No worries
09:35We'll celebrate our anniversary later
09:39Let's go
09:49Look at them, they're perfect together
09:52So interesting
09:52Made for each other
09:54Made for each other
10:01So which one is your wife?
10:04The one on the board with Chad?
10:06Interesting
10:07She's good
10:08Really good
10:09She's the best
10:14You know, Quick Maple sponsors me
10:15Yeah?
10:16I can help you get a sponsorship too
10:19Thank you Chad
10:20But I can handle it
10:22I'm a big girl
10:27I know exactly what kind of girl you are
10:30I know every single part of you
10:32And would love to get reacquainted
10:34I just wanna help
10:35Since your husband obviously can't
10:40Oh hey dude
10:41You must be Duke
10:42The sponger who waxes Kai's board?
10:47I'm Kai's husband
10:51Wanna go grab Kai's board for us?
10:57Five years
10:58For five years
11:00I protected and loved you
11:02But now I'm starting to see
11:03You never really loved me back
11:07I caught your favorite fish myself
11:11And you've been out all day with Chad
11:16You're cold
11:17I can feel the goosebumps on your skin
11:21Hey, don't sweat Quick Maple
11:22I'm tight with Angela
11:24I got your back like a bikini string
11:27Thanks so much Chad
11:30It's the least I can do
11:31You know I never forgot you
11:33Maybe I should stay on the island a while
11:35And get back
11:35In touch
11:38I'm married
11:40You're not gonna be this hot forever Kai
11:42Don't you want a real man who knows what do with a girl like you?
11:47Duke's actually really sweet
11:50Sweet?
11:51Yeah
11:52He's a total simp
11:54Dump him
11:55Or don't
11:56I don't mind being Mr. Steel your girl
12:06There's an extra board here
12:08It's a gift for you
12:11A fish
12:13This bad boy will unlock all the speed in that tight little bod
12:17Duke designed my board himself
12:19You think that sponger knows more about surfboards than me?
12:23Plus
12:24This is a quick maple board
12:25That's what Angela wants to see you on
12:29Good point
12:30Thank you
12:32See you on the beach boo
12:37Catch any big ones?
12:39It was okay
12:39Lots of close outs today
12:41I made dinner
12:42For our anniversary
12:44Our patios got a better view than any restaurant anyway
12:47Sorry, I ate already
12:55New board?
12:57Angela should see me on a quick maple board
13:00A quick maple should build a board for you
13:01Like I did
13:02This fish can't make the drop on a barrel
13:04It'll pearl the second you go vertical
13:06Babe, no offense but Chad knows surfing
13:09He won gold
13:09You don't even surf
13:11I know the island's waves
13:13I'll think about it
13:14So you're not hungry but you've been surfing all day
13:16Are you sore?
13:17Do you want a massage?
13:26I am sore
13:27I'm gonna go in the hot tub
13:28Want some company?
13:30No thanks
13:30I'm not in the mood
13:32Too sore
13:33She said she wasn't in the mood
13:35But she really meant she wasn't in the mood for me
13:40Duke?
13:45You forgot your towel
13:46Didn't want you to get cold walking back to the house
13:55Aren't you gonna say anything?
13:57What do you want me to say?
13:59Do you even care?
14:00Or are you too stoned and lazy to even give a shit?
14:03I care
14:04If you paid attention you'd know how much
14:07Why did you never learn to surf?
14:12I was the best surfer in the world
14:15But your mom cursed me
14:19What does that have to do with anything?
14:21Because it's weird
14:22You're like obsessed with surfers
14:26You make custom surfboards
14:28You wear that stupid surfboard necklace
14:31But you can't even surf
14:34That's probably why you want to stay in this dead marriage
14:36So you can leech off me
14:39That's why you didn't even react to me screwing that jet
14:42And calling it another man's name
14:43Because you don't actually care about anything
14:45Except using me to get closer to
14:47The glory you'll never have
14:51You want me out of your life?
14:56Give it a few more days
15:05Nah bro, you're caking it on
15:07You're gonna glue her feet to the board
15:09That's right for cold water like Malibu
15:11On a warm break like ours
15:12Soft thin wax will be greased by noon
15:14This sponger's lecturing a gold metal surfer on wax
15:17Not on wax
15:19On the water I live on
15:24Being a townie who's never left the island isn't something to brag about Duke
15:32I hoped I'd find you here
15:41She looked pretty good with you yesterday Chad
15:43Let's see how she looks on her own
15:45Angela, that bikini
15:47It's still being worn by your boss
15:52There she goes
15:53There she goes
16:01I told her that fish can't make the drop on a barrel
16:04It's purling
16:12See what your garbage waxing did, sponger?
16:15It wasn't the wax
16:16It was your board
16:20So it's my fault?
16:21I was trying to unlock her power
16:23You've been holding her back
16:24Up
16:29What?
16:30I think what you meant to say was
16:32You've been holding her up
16:35You're a pro surfer, props on that
16:37But I know my island
16:38I know my break
16:41And I know how to kick your ass
16:44You think so?
16:45Let's go then
16:55Let's go then
16:55Duke, stop showing off
16:57Chad's a professional athlete
16:58You're a professional stoner
16:59You don't want to fight him
17:04Is that the kind of guy you are?
17:05Need to be rescued by your girl?
17:09I don't know what happened out there
17:11I swear I'll do better in the expo tomorrow
17:12Don't sweat it
17:13The sponsorship's yours
17:14You looked amazing
17:15But I just had an epic wipeout
17:19It's not just about your surfing
17:21You're hot
17:22And you've got a great man behind you
17:27Looking forward to having you both represent Quick Mapple at the expo tomorrow
17:35We've got to celebrate, Mai Tai
17:37Yes, absolutely
17:38Fix the wax on my new board
17:45She thinks Chad is the great man behind her
17:47One more day and she can have it
17:52I can't believe
17:54She gave me the sponsorship, right?
17:56After I wiped out
17:58And it's all thanks to you
18:00I'd do anything for you
18:15Oh no!
18:16You're gonna be so sticky
18:18Why don't you come up to my room
18:20And rinse off in the shower
18:21You can borrow a t-shirt too if you want
18:24Yeah
18:26I am really sticky actually
18:32For more information
18:32You've got to go
18:48First I rode your waves
18:55What are you doing?
18:59stop denying yourself you both know you want this put your clothes on chad you first
19:10give me back the towel chad come on it's the least you can do after i got you the
19:15sponsor please don't do this don't worry boo every girl likes it in the end
19:22somebody help me
19:30ride this
19:37does it make you feel strong taking another man's sloppy seconds that's beta behavior
19:44i thought you were a chad please i can't breathe what are you doing to him
20:02what is wrong with you
20:06me he was assaulting my wife
20:09this is a misunderstanding
20:12really you were crying for help he spilled a drink on me i was just cleaning up
20:19and how did he end up naked he was just changing you came in at the wrong time
20:25timing bro it's everything in surfing and in love
20:29can you please just take me home
20:32you can stay here if you want boo
20:35we all need to just chill out before the expo tomorrow
20:38let's go
20:48i shouldn't have slapped you
20:53you were being crazy though
20:55i thought you were gonna kill him
21:00do you have anything to say
21:03why were you in his hotel room
21:07i told you he spilled a drink
21:08i should have been there
21:11but instead you made me
21:12if you wanted to come you should have come
21:14you are always doing this
21:16you act like a total simp and then bitch and complain when i don't tell you what to do
21:20act like a man for once
21:23you used to like that i was kind and giving
21:25no
21:26i like the way you fucked me that first time
21:29i was totally digmatized and i made the biggest mistake of my life
21:34that's really how you feel about our marriage
21:40you're a sweet guy duke
21:42but i need a strong man behind me
21:44not a slacker
21:47if you cared to look closer
21:49you'd see that the truth is
21:51you'd never be this successful without me
21:55get real duke
21:57i could make my own meals and wax my own board
22:00i only let you do it because you're so pathetic
22:05i feel bad for you
22:08you think i'm just a glorified servant
22:10like you said
22:12a leech
22:13i need a real man
22:15not some stoner beta board waxing sponger
22:20all the things you do for me just make you seem weak
22:22how am i supposed to be attracted to you
22:29then let's get a divorce
22:33all my friends are here
