00:01All right, listen up. Let's do what we came here to do. Uncle Jake's coming to town. I thought he
00:05was undepointed
00:09He got a little banged up, so I thought maybe it'd be fun if he stayed with us for the
00:13summer
00:13Yeah, well, you don't want him to come so let me see that I'm weird
00:20Hey put it there buddy help uncle Jake with his bag
00:25No, he's heavy
00:28Uncle Jake, I'm gonna ask you something. There's these kids at school always teasing me and picking on me
00:34Please teach me how to fight. Well fighting people isn't the answer. I really don't have time for this
00:39Doc, what's it gonna take to get back to my team time?
00:44Whoa, whoa, whoa. It ain't little Marky boy. Just leave me alone
00:49Your problem here
00:50So your bags back up against the wall
00:54Training starts now
00:56First lesson, no one's gonna respect you until you respect yourself
01:03What's constipation warrior kilt? I wrote it with my left hand. All right, focus
01:09Seriously, let's go new guy get out there
01:11And a blade that'll touch you to the bone
01:14But if you're doing what you love and it kills you
01:17Hoo-yah!
01:18Let me hear you say it
01:19Hoo-yah
01:20Well you can live with that all day long
01:24I know you mean well, just not a warrior
01:26Why are you helping me?
01:28Because we're more alike than you know
01:30People can change
01:32Warriors aren't born, they're made
01:35I'll be right here with you
01:37So if you gotta fight, don't lose it
01:40If you gotta do it, die a dream, do it
01:43If you got something
01:44Warrior kid works to achieve his goals
01:46He develops mental toughness as well as physical toughness
01:50Getting back up
01:51That's the only backup plan you need
01:57Hoo-yah!
02:02Uncle Jake, I don't mean to ask you something
02:05Just about the changes going on in your body
02:07Because I don't know if
02:09I don't know if maybe your mom would
02:10Feel gross and no
