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00:00:13Wow
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00:00:47哇眉毛的狗结封无尽卖大了卖眼镜便宜了珍珠想要来买了只不愧对眉毛的狗狗包已经两万了
00:00:59两万两万两万别急两万我没着对不起
00:01:01没了没了
00:01:24对不起对不起对不起对不起对不起对不起对不起对不起对不起对不起对不起对不起对不起对不起让她便宜货机会莫错过上海迷你山原价80元你也买一件你妈的狗什么
00:01:55你这儿有眉毛的狗吗什么
00:02:28好好好生怕零了男人不长胡子好我这能行吗挺管事的那我要一个好嘞给我两盆好120瓶同志顺便问一下你们家有没毛的狗吗什么没毛的就是那个不长毛的狗
00:02:29You're not lying
00:02:32I'm wrong
00:02:32I'm wrong
00:02:35I'm not lying
00:02:36I can't lie
00:02:37I'm wrong
00:02:37You have to get me
00:02:38I'm wrong
00:02:38I'm wrong
00:02:39I'm wrong
00:02:40You're wrong
00:02:41I'm wrong
00:02:42I'm right
00:02:42Let me put you in and get back
00:02:43Are you okay?
00:02:44Okay, let me do it.
00:02:45I'm sorry.
00:02:50I'm not sure if he was a saint.
00:02:56I'll take a nap on my own.
00:02:58I won't eat.
00:03:00I won't eat.
00:03:05You're a little money?
00:03:07I'm just a little money.
00:03:08You can't get any more money.
00:03:09I can't get any more money.
00:03:11I can't get any more money, just $20.
00:03:14Get a hell of a real money.
00:03:16I'll get you.
00:03:17My dad, my dad.
00:03:19My dad.
00:03:23Your dad.
00:03:25Your dad.
00:03:26I'm going to get you.
00:03:30What about you?
00:03:31What about you?
00:03:33What about you?
00:03:38今晚你不认识
00:03:43看什么
00:03:44看什么
00:03:46没怕
00:03:49刚才特别奇怪
00:03:50有一个人向我打听没毛的狗
00:03:51真的
00:03:52爸 我敢骗您
00:03:57我看这事有来头
00:04:01要不怎么叫无风不起浪
00:04:03万一再开什么运动会
00:04:05I don't know who is going to be here.
00:04:05That's how it goes.
00:04:09What's this?
00:04:11I'm going to go to the熊猫.
00:04:15You're still going to know what?
00:04:16You're going to know what's going on.
00:04:18I'm not going to go to this.
00:04:19I'm going to ask you.
00:04:21Go ahead.
00:04:24You're going to get in this, how to get a phone call?
00:04:27I'm going to get a phone call.
00:04:31I'm going to get a phone call.
00:04:33I'm going to get a phone call.
00:04:35Look at this outfit, it's really nice
00:04:36It's a very nice outfit
00:04:38Look at this color
00:04:41Sorry
00:04:42This is what I want
00:04:43Okay
00:04:44Let's go
00:04:45Let's go
00:04:46Let's go
00:04:46Let's go
00:04:53How beautiful
00:04:54Let's go
00:04:55How much?
00:04:56$100
00:05:05How much?大婶小伙子你也买一件不我是说刚才就那个你是说刚才买衣服的那个姑娘对那可是个漂亮姑娘方圆几十里谁都知道要是哪个小伙子找上她才就有福气不过她她有三十了猜猜
00:06:00不是有三十多个小伙子追她的吃错了小伙子你还会找我来的老头子你那账算完了没有算完了帮我修记卷去
00:06:22你说怪不怪每天这鸡蛋八九个一斤今天这鸡蛋七八个就成一斤了那有啥大惊小怪的鸡蛋的个儿大了呗不对今天和昨天这鸡蛋是一批的放在那儿它能展个儿
00:06:44你成天的算也没见你赚什么钱急什么磨刀布砍柴工你去那养雕钱的养兔大钱的呢喂蛤蟆你呀是养什么赔什么这打仗啊还行有胜有败呢这国家培养干部啊还要花学费呢这做买卖啊
00:07:12只能赚不能赔啊是不是大黑那也不能光赔不赚吧要不是我养的这窝鸡看你拿什么赔这回啊有种大突破我不管你突破不突破得猪战你去哪去了到现在怎么还不回来老头子
00:07:41你哼什么的饭都凉了他们怎么还不回来这小子就是借鸡鸡玩去了喵爸又冤枉人是不是今天可是你只派我去的我又没让你这么晚回来事情咋就清楚了吗我办事你放心全清楚了就是啊报上登了个告
00:08:05我已经派我姐去找那张报纸去了那报上怎么说着什么急到时候姐回来不就清楚了快醒醒你姐回来就吃饭来爸今天要赚多少没你的事你计算着骗我的钱爸没我你能赚那么多
00:08:28这是什么这是什么没见过吧告诉你这叫吸铁石放肠就变成小母鸡蛋了一定明白
00:08:45我说是鸡蛋越乘越重原来是你小子倒的鬼不这样您能赚那么多你小子倒是挺会动脑筋的那当然
00:09:06这做买卖这做买卖就和搞科学是一个道理要多动动脑筋多运用智慧别胡说你小子越来越出息了出息出息谈不上不过这个我打死你
00:09:33妈我打你不好我打你了我放了你还跑别打了别打了你还跑我叫你跑我叫你跑逃出来逃出来别打了老头子别打了妈妈快打住我你不让我用智慧我不用了成了吧行了
00:10:01知道了知道了行了知错了下次改就行了你看你这事干的这就要别人知道了我这老脸往哪搁夏夏该吃饭了
00:10:25我不想吃你快先吃吧走走吧这是爸我给你那钱就买了这么一身衣服这是出口转内销的一百块钱算是便宜吃吧请你们再帮我尝尝这个
00:10:47你傻子你傻子他们要吃饭你就不要吃饭了走爸听着快点肚子里有狗饱的狗一般都没有毛或有较少一部分毛眼睛发红
00:11:05身体温较高不愿吃食光爱喝水另外体质下降老搭了着脑袋经常发出深吟声躺在那里焦躁不安
00:11:32不愿吃进湖扯全是瞎编的出错白念了不懂的科学没这样狗报上回正写吗这又不是政府发行的报纸那也是报纸人家登广告还要花钱吃饱撑的
00:12:01是吗可是老头子这狗饱我可是从来没听说过牛皇你知道吗知道不就是牛胆里挺硬的东西吗报上说狗饱就是狗胆里硬东西老话叫狗沙狗沙我好像听说过可从来没见过
00:12:27要人人都见过那还值钱了一斤两万一斤两万这狗宝的价钱听着倒是挺招人的可是这地球上能有吗我想起来了这没毛的狗我见过在哪
00:12:46别急别急我想想那狗差不多有驴那么大不对吧哪有那么大的狗别瞧狗越大狗沙越值钱你说
00:13:05想起来了大哥家我在大哥家见过大哥家大哥家你七八年没去了不是这几年是我嫁你那年妈那是哪年了
00:13:30三十七年前妈你们兽医战见过有人送来没毛的狗吗没有爸那是传说根本没有科学根据
00:13:52您可别受骗上当那是报纸上登的别以为你上了几年寿医大就什么都懂我看你还是考虑考虑你自己对象的事你看我这又当爹又当妈的啥说是个头爸
00:14:20我还年轻不着急要不您先找一个吧你一二一一一一一不喝哪个来带我我来带你人家谁都没吃就你吃上了也不知帮我干点活妈我走了爸听说药店来了一种新药叫生发林买一瓶给你涂涂
00:14:47什么东西那玩意得多钱大概四十块四十我这么大年纪了不给他钱了那好那你就当你的花和尚吧你这死丫头买花你送信的时候就留神一点千万别错过那眉毛的狗爸你还真信呢怎么不信
00:15:13要么那么多人都在打听好吧买花别忘了爸我今天干什么海英文找狗见爸这瓶子你可千万别动我知道了
00:15:20爸您记住这里面是吹毛铃碰撒了可不是闹着玩的知道知道
00:16:13你会儿如果是你不要去玩的什么他说他说我让他给你了他说我去玩了你他说你会干什么你会干什么他说你会干什么他说你会干什么你会干什么你会干什么那么你会干什么
00:16:19I don't know how to lose your ego.
00:16:22I'll kill you.
00:16:27Let's try it.
00:16:28You're the one who's going to take it.
00:16:35I'll kill you.
00:16:36I'll kill you.
00:16:37I'll kill you.
00:16:38Lets go.
00:16:38I'll kill you.
00:16:38You just don't care.
00:16:38I'll kill you.
00:16:40You don't care.
00:16:44Come on.
00:16:45Get out.
00:16:46You're welcome.
00:16:50I'm your father.
00:16:53I'm your father.
00:16:59You're great.
00:17:01You're great.
00:17:03You can be a star-spot.
00:17:07You're great.
00:17:08You're good.
00:17:08You're right.
00:17:09Go on.
00:17:09He's not the first time.
00:17:14I got to see the clear sign.
00:17:14You're so good.
00:17:17With my head.
00:17:18You're great.
00:17:19You're right.
00:17:22If you don't have a plan, you can get a plan.
00:17:23You're right.
00:17:23You're right.
00:17:29Come on.
00:17:30Come on.
00:17:30Come on.
00:17:31Come on.
00:17:36Come on.
00:17:36Come on.
00:17:37Come on.
00:17:37Come on.
00:17:38Come on.
00:17:38Here
00:17:39Here
00:17:40Give
00:17:41Thank you
00:17:43Oh
00:17:46Oh
00:17:49Oh
00:17:50Oh
00:17:50Oh
00:17:51Oh
00:17:51Oh
00:17:51Oh
00:17:53Ohrecei
00:17:53Oh Meu
00:17:59This
00:17:59This
00:18:00W
00:18:01Is
00:18:01Hi
00:18:01Who
00:18:01where are you going in there?
00:18:03什么鬼剃头
00:18:04这是皮肤病
00:18:06皮肤病懂不
00:18:08这有病就得用药治
00:18:09今儿个还真巧了
00:18:14我是801毛发再生名的推销员
00:18:16你看
00:18:20这是用户给我的锦旗
00:18:22往回二冲
00:18:26你用了我这药
00:18:27出不了三天
00:18:29If you look at your hair, your hair will grow up.
00:18:34This is so cool.
00:18:37I don't want your money.
00:18:40You're afraid I'm going to get you.
00:18:43Right?
00:18:44Let's do it.
00:18:47Look.
00:18:48This is my credit card.
00:18:52Look.
00:18:53It's 250th.
00:18:54I don't want it anymore.
00:18:54I don't want it anymore.
00:18:56If you buy money, you want money.
00:19:01What's yourisation?
00:19:02I'm not going to want you to pay.
00:19:04I'll pay you to buy.
00:19:08You're not going to pay.
00:19:11You're not going to pay.
00:19:13I am going to pay.
00:19:14If you buy money inplanetown, please.
00:19:15It's about $200.
00:19:16I don't want you to pay.
00:19:18I don't want me.
00:19:19But it looks like you are not going to pay.
00:19:21Not like you are going to pay.
00:19:23If you buy money, it's $200.
00:19:24What's that?
00:19:2530
00:19:2938
00:19:3135
00:19:32I don't have enough money.
00:19:3735
00:19:3835
00:19:40I'm going to learn about it.
00:19:42We're going to be friends.
00:19:44It's not good.
00:19:48I'm going to go to the office.
00:19:49I'm going to be like, I'm going to be with you.
00:19:49get ready.好再见了升华陵一差就零了40块钱还出场价谁買升华陵你蒙谁呢大黑你身上眉毛就好喽
00:19:53It's a real thing.
00:19:54生霸凌
00:19:55生霸凌
00:19:5840块钱还出场价
00:20:00谁买生霸凌
00:20:00你蒙谁
00:20:06大黑
00:20:08你身上没毛就好
00:20:10爱美之喜人皆有之
00:20:14漂亮的姑娘同时会被许多男子所追求
00:20:16这不是女人的过错
00:20:18更不是男人的过错
00:20:20德鲁
00:20:20How are you?
00:20:20Dad.
00:20:21Dad, you got to go.
00:20:26And you're learning.
00:20:26What is it?
00:20:28teaching.
00:20:31I'm out of here.
00:20:32I'll go.
00:20:34I'll go.
00:20:37Dad, you're out here.
00:20:39Come on.
00:20:42Come on.
00:20:44What's so急?
00:20:46How dare you?
00:20:49Stop it.
00:20:50But you can't buy something.
00:20:53You can't buy it.
00:20:56I hope you buy it.
00:20:58It's going to be cheap.
00:21:00What is it?
00:21:01Why can't you use it?
00:21:04I'm sure.
00:21:05I keep writing on it.
00:21:19I'm going to go.
00:21:20Quick.
00:21:21Give me.
00:21:24That's enough.
00:21:25Look at this.
00:21:30Look at this.
00:21:35What?
00:21:36What?
00:21:38What?
00:21:39What?
00:21:41What?
00:22:09写真是什么了这叫什么药洗洗快得住快看看你爸爸这是怎么了爸这怎么搞的我不是在做梦吗爸怎么了姐快来看爸的头都是这药害的爸这药是从哪儿买来的
00:22:10What's the same thing about this as a police agent?
00:22:11On an old hundULA help.
00:22:13You can get us the exact same drug.
00:22:15You must be able to reach a cure.
00:22:17There is an issue for you to spend that money.
00:22:22I'm suffering for you.
00:22:23Take me an older brother.
00:22:24Short term.
00:22:27I'm your friend.
00:22:29He's the man.
00:22:31He's the man.
00:22:31He'll have a hand.
00:22:31He's the man.
00:22:34He's the man.
00:22:34Let's go.
00:22:35This country is novel.
00:22:37I was so sure.
00:22:38Good luck.
00:22:39He's a good friend.
00:22:40What's that?
00:22:42That's the one innings.
00:22:45That's where the stands.
00:22:46250th.
00:22:46250th.
00:22:47250th.
00:22:47250th.
00:22:47Sing Jeanne?
00:22:49It's all right.
00:22:50I'm not even into this.
00:22:52It's not 255th.
00:22:55I ran.
00:23:02Dad.
00:23:03Come on, I'm back.
00:23:07You can't see any other way.
00:23:09Really?
00:23:11Really?
00:23:12Look.
00:23:15Look, I'm going to fall down.
00:23:20This is the last one.
00:23:20Did you see your question?
00:23:21Did you see any other way?
00:23:25Yes, I have.
00:23:27You can't see that.
00:23:28It's not on me.
00:23:28It's all for you.
00:23:29Sit.
00:23:29Come.
00:23:32Stop it!
00:23:34Sit down.
00:23:36Sit down.
00:23:38Sit down.
00:23:40Sit down.
00:23:41Sit down.
00:23:42Come on.
00:23:42Let's go.
00:23:43This is an qualified and a university.
00:23:51You went like this.
00:23:55That was the last thing.
00:23:57Come and go ahead
00:23:58I'll take that
00:23:59Good
00:23:59Good
00:24:01Chip
00:24:01Please
00:24:03Why?
00:24:19Let's try
00:24:26Fire
00:24:29What's the problem?
00:24:31What's your problem?
00:24:31You can see.
00:24:32This is a chicken with a little piece of crap.
00:24:34Go ahead.
00:24:36Go ahead.
00:24:38Go ahead.
00:24:39Go ahead.
00:24:39Go ahead.
00:24:41How to do it?
00:24:42Come on.
00:24:42I'm going to be a patient.
00:24:44I will go ahead and eat it.
00:24:45Come on, I'm going to get a patient.
00:24:46Mama, she's got a patient.
00:24:56I'm going to take a look at you郑裕你的包裹到了郑裕对不起你没事吧我还以为没事
00:25:53你就是郑裕是啊郑裕就是我手艺占的土专家不不敢的你真了不起你能给鸡看病吗能除了人什么动物我都能看那太好了让我进去都听我说
00:26:19要排队都给我战队逃了安静安静点你先说我前几天买了根皮带说是牛皮的打了个喷嚏就断成了三截这种伤天害理的事你们管不管管不管到底管不管这个问题很重要最近一个时期不
00:26:42相当一段时期以来我们消费者协会天天是门庭弱势应接不暇对了你们看我们协会的宗旨是打击假冒伪劣商品维护消费者的合法权益总而言之言而总之总而言之你要为我伸张正义正义对伸张正义是我们消费者协会义不容辞的职责
00:27:10好则无旁贷则无旁贷你到底管不管管是一定要管的不过先生你的肚子也过于肥大些了你怎么能这么说减肥茶吧况且你这皮带的事在我们所受理的所有申诉中只能算是鸡毛钻皮下一个别吵了
00:27:37别吵了你说好我这个该不算是鸡毛钻皮吧你买就买不买到那边看看小伙子我说过你会来找我的吧大婶能告诉我点信息吗你是说那个姑娘吧她可是把许多小伙子给迷住了
00:27:59好好鸡医生看把你给累的快歇歇气大妈放心吧这鸡很快就会好的谢谢你这鸡绢也给修好了
00:28:22张笔医生你结婚了没有没有那对象呢也没有你和美花是同学不是你们早就认识今天才认识今天才认识就像老朋友似的一请就来了还是你心好鸡绢坏了
00:28:23The whole thing is not going to do it
00:28:24I'll show you a lot
00:28:27He's on it
00:28:29Bill
00:28:29He told me
00:28:30He told me
00:28:31He told me
00:28:33He told me
00:28:34I told him
00:28:35He turned, whatever
00:28:37He told me
00:28:42All this
00:28:43He's too angry
00:28:45He told me
00:28:46He told me
00:28:48He told me
00:28:53There's this thing?
00:28:54I'm so sick.
00:28:57My friend, you have a dog?
00:29:00No.
00:29:03No.
00:29:07I'm so sick.
00:29:21I'm so sick.
00:29:24Wow, wow, wow.
00:29:28I'll kill you.
00:29:31I'll kill you.
00:29:34Oh my God.
00:29:53If you manage withorders, pretty impacted all the time.
00:29:54Oh my God, please help me.
00:30:14I'm so sick.
00:30:14Help me.
00:30:14Help me!
00:30:15Help me!
00:30:15Go Get You
00:30:23That anything?
00:30:26How did you come up?
00:30:28Come on
00:30:29What did you come up?
00:30:29It was very浅
00:30:32Look at me
00:30:40And you're so hot.
00:30:43I love it.
00:30:45How do you look off?
00:30:47I am.
00:30:47I think it's better.
00:30:50I'm going to spend more time.
00:30:52It's like what is.
00:30:54It's like a white one.
00:30:56It's like that show.
00:30:57If you look like that, it's a to be a one.
00:30:58This is a to be a look.
00:30:59I'm going to eat some of those things
00:31:00That's the kind of stuff
00:31:02I'm going to eat some of those things
00:31:03How does it look like a fish?
00:31:05Ma
00:31:06I'll give you a little heat
00:31:07Hey
00:31:16You said怪不
00:31:17I was just a guy who was like a man
00:31:19Very like you said that the buying of the假药
00:31:23That's what I'm going to do
00:31:24I'm going to take a photo of my bag
00:31:25I'm going to take a photo of my bag
00:31:29She's a cat
00:31:29A knight
00:31:30Tell me
00:31:31What are you doing?
00:31:33What are you doing?
00:31:33I'm going to cry.
00:31:41My God
00:31:42He says to you
00:31:44The devil is a villain.
00:31:45It's a good tyco.
00:31:46I say the devil is a villain.
00:31:49I say to you.
00:31:51What is it?
00:31:54I'm going to drink a什麼.
00:31:55he could write
00:31:59He is your name
00:32:01He was your name
00:32:02You are all
00:32:03He has a high age
00:32:04He can't tell you
00:32:06He looks like the top
00:32:08He is wearing a hat
00:32:09He is wearing a hat
00:32:11He is wearing a hat
00:32:13He is going to night
00:32:16He is going to night
00:32:19I was going to walk my eyes and I was going to walk in the door.
00:32:22It's her.
00:32:27Dad.
00:32:28Dad.
00:32:28Dad.
00:32:29Dad.
00:32:30Dad.
00:32:32Dad.
00:32:33Dad.
00:32:34Dad.
00:32:36Dad.
00:32:37Dad.
00:32:38Dad.
00:32:41I'm not a new.
00:32:43I'm not a new.
00:32:44Dad.
00:32:45Dad.
00:33:09快点快点弄好衣服打呀快打呀不打针你打爸感觉怎么样感觉还挺管用妈
00:33:39我问你你说这黑鸡婆和白鸡婆哪个聪明真新鲜黑鸡白鸡都吃事下蛋有什么聪明不聪明的真是的妈你站住你听我跟你说你站住这黑鸡婆能下白蛋白鸡婆能下黑蛋吗
00:34:05反正黑鸡白鸡拔了毛都是肉鸡拔了毛妈你刚说什么拔了毛都一样爸什么事大鸡小怪的爸你这不有了什么有了他
00:34:32你还不明白我没时间跟你走乐爸你听我跟你说你的头发不是用药退的吗要是这狗毛也用药你是说你的头发是毛狗毛也是毛要是把狗的毛退了他不就变成没毛的狗了真是这么回事不行这不是骗人吗
00:34:45就去别人骗你就不去你骗别人上面又知道你去告状他们不是照样不管吗没说当官的靠后台赚钱的靠回来没事爸没事对
00:34:56有道理你小子搜主意怎么这么多这不是智慧吗还不找狗去找狗
00:35:24爸我觉着打开天天在附近转悠根本不是办法咱们应该来个战略转移走远一点你没听电视里常说走遍天涯海角人间处处有狗宝耳熟
00:35:51说不定这没毛的狗还真是在神神老林里那当然战略转移行还不快去爸拿来什么钱没钱买什么狗要多少钱至少在一千块
00:36:19来好吧好吧大叔郑秀在家吗有他信在快进屋吧是我的信吗
00:36:47内祥爱美之心人间有之谢谢了大黑来
00:37:11来好大黑还是我的小猪怪又吃饱了就睡了老伴今天放一天假我的假假你这么些年还头也会听说的去吧农毛市场逛一逛我替你填班你不找没毛的狗了
00:37:31走走他腿不挺屎的要不要给你带点不要回来不用了买二斤鲜鱼对买二斤鲜鱼去吧好好玩玩不要急着回来再喂一遍猪我知道了
00:37:55来去吧你看看这双腕子你还能再便宜点吗我来的就很贵不太结实不过没关系买卖不成仁义在大嫂大感激来了王婶怎么样买卖不错吧麻麻糊糊吧你找我不是买衣服吧
00:38:23你猜对了跟你打听一个人谁名字说不上瘦高个戴眼镜瘦一战的鸡医生鸡医生给我夹击看过病瘦高个戴眼镜你找那个脏老头干什么不是是小伙子小伙子我知道了
00:38:24为你女儿的事对
00:39:02对我的妈妈在开饭我逸了也不想说ILL
00:39:19Telegram你回来你赸兹不舍子你后面你要想论你好好好嗯好我好好我好我好我
00:39:34这狗怎么这样了
00:39:40老头子
00:39:41你疯了
00:39:42好好的狗
00:39:43让你怎么害成这样了
00:39:45把他退了毛
00:40:12他就不成了没毛的狗了吗他肚子里有没狗杀你拔他的毛干什么你怎么这么糊涂咱们说他肚子里有狗杀不就有人来买了吗你怎么也学着害人人家坑你的苦你还没有受够别人不坑我我还不想再坑别人你这是伤天害理
00:40:38咱们年轻的时候都不干着丧良心的事如今老了你不为别人着想吗你能不能给美花脸上抹黑叫他嫁不出去人只要有了钱我保证美花能嫁得出去你就放心吧不跟你说了等美花回来让他平平林你看
00:40:48怎么办来唉唉唉唉唉唉唉唉唉唉唉唉唉唉唉
00:40:53Let's go.
00:40:54Hi.
00:40:54Hi.
00:41:08Hi.
00:41:34小姐想想光了我请你去吃换怎么样你竟然怎么无聊谁认识你你怎么不认识我了这是我的名片老朋友你好好长时间不见了你可胖多了我还出老地方这是我的名片等一下小姐一共是165块这么贵
00:41:57这洗发精我不要了好吧小姐等一下她的墙我付了好的这是我的名片WB
00:42:04Thomas有限公司丁德中是你总经理不副总经理
00:42:31我的信收到了吗收到了永巴兄弟你听我跟你说你有事你是不是一个儿子对他28了看东西这样你别走你听我说他是不是看东西这样
00:42:54人家过去是这样现在配上眼镜了比好人的眼睛还好还没对象吧没有有个姑娘看上他了真的
00:43:14不是那还有假那还有假这回我儿子可有劲喽我这个儿子他就知道读书他不会搞对象他这一见着姑娘心就发慌比那姑娘还姑娘呢
00:43:37这点随你跟我比什么我又不找姑娘再说谁能看上我那可说不定王嫂给你吃吧
00:44:02好好吃慢慢吃没人抢你的好好吃多吃点吃吧老头子你怎么把咸鱼都喂了狗了不就是二斤咸鱼吗吃尽钱狗吃了才能使劲的喝狼水你没话来了
00:44:29妈你回来了爸妈你们在干嘛呢没事你上班去吧我取点东西没事这是怎么他怎么没毛了别嚷嚷
00:44:56妈别嚷嚷我这小祖祖我还不是为了你们好爸我就是结婚也不要嫁妆就是要也不能用这种方式赚钱话说得对行我看看玩玩还不行有这种玩法吗美花出来王婶来了快去吧妈
00:45:12那我去了妈盯紧点别让我爸把那狗卖了知道了去吧王婶你可真难找人家都等极了快走吧走啊
00:45:53你谁啊是你你到底是干什么的也就是搞搞批发什么的
00:46:16你先等等以此能挣多少钱也就一两万吧两万小意思往后站点好来个全景怎么样你再等会
00:46:29好往后站点好把手放肩上到后退点
00:46:52走走走走正秀我实在对不起我刚才是想把照片拍得更精彩一点没想到没关系的
00:47:04没关系的没想到你游泳游得也那么好一般回过头去谁让你看的
00:47:45来生发灵生发灵男人不长胡子女人不长头发一擦就灵叫我叫我
00:48:19走有事我想要点水喝好进来吧这给我老伴锁上的以为家里没人进来给谢谢啊不客气
00:48:46来走老哥你这脑袋都是能卖假药的把我害的真缺德都这年月了还有这号人就是我要抓住他非究竟的胡子不可应该老哥你家有眉毛的狗吗有眉毛的狗干什么别提了
00:49:06我家的儿子得了一种怪病医生说非得用那眉毛的狗的狗皮配药才能治好可这狗这狗我到哪去找真有点事可不我还能拿儿子骗人呢老爹这么困难
00:49:28是得帮助谢谢这眉毛的狗我家都有一条真的那还能骗你你看别叫别叫
00:49:52别叫别叫真神了真神了我长这么大岁数还没见过这没毛的狗这毛别提了三年前不知怎么样就变成这样了那吃屎怎么样不好真爱喝两水你看喝的多欢
00:50:26好来老哥抽这香烟不抽我这有我有来我来我来老哥让我怎么谢你真得谢谢你不用谢我老板出什么也不同意卖老哥为什么
00:50:55说是从小养大的跟孩子一样有感情嗨这再有感情也不如人这样吧让我儿子认嫂子当干妈这狗总不如人亲这倒也是我和老板上上来就这点事你还做不了主老哥你们家是嫂子当家
00:51:14行了行了我做主卖给你了那你要多少钱你给多少钱三百行不三百算了三百五老弟你来晚了怎么
00:51:28昨天医药公司来了个人我要五百人家二话没说啪就拍了四百五说那五十今天牵狗的时候送来
00:51:49老哥老哥老哥那我也出五百一样这价我得卖给先付款的人是这个零吧那我出六百行卖给你了给
00:52:09老哥老哥那咱立个字句吧行空口无凭立字为证好戴麻袋了吗
00:52:37戴麻袋干什么我忘带了拿我的吧老哥谢谢你了不用谢再拿二十二十这还是大一劲时我花三十块钱买的怎么行贵不贵老哥一点都不贵
00:53:03好拿来好拿吧老哥你别送了回去吧走这可谢谢你了怎么回事老胖你回来了累了吧快到里边歇着快歇着去吧
00:53:24快歇着去吧快歇着去吧快歇着去吧快歇着快歇着你看什么你的头发可真美你知道这叫什么发式吗不知道浪板式
00:53:25Yes, for this
00:53:26I spent 70 yen
00:53:28How?
00:53:32I'm a little bit
00:53:33What?
00:53:34It's a month
00:53:34It's a month
00:53:35It's a month
00:53:36It's a month
00:53:37It's a month
00:53:39It's a month
00:53:41It's a month
00:53:44It's a month
00:53:45It's a month
00:53:48It's a month
00:53:50I think it's a long time
00:53:52It's a long time
00:53:53It's a month那不成泥沟了嗎那有什么光头聪明是吗有句话怎么说来着热闹的马路不长草聪明的脑袋不长毛挺逗的你想想陈贝斯马龙白兰杜还有那个蒋介石蒋介石蒋光头走媳妇
00:54:23Let's go
00:54:24I'll tell you a secret
00:54:25I'll tell you a secret
00:54:25My father is a光头
00:54:38Shou
00:54:39What time are you going to meet?
00:54:41No, I'm not sure
00:54:43I'm not sure
00:54:44What time are you going to do?
00:54:46What time are you going to do?
00:54:47What time are you going to do?
00:54:50I'm sorry
00:54:51I'm right
00:54:51Go here
00:54:52How long are you going to do this?
00:54:54I'm not sure
00:54:55Who can't you go?
00:54:56I can not put the light into myself
00:55:00What time?
00:55:00A few hours
00:55:05How many things?
00:55:06What time are you going to do?
00:55:09Let me just let me sit
00:55:12We'll be back
00:55:13We'll go
00:55:14Let's go.
00:55:15What?
00:55:16What?
00:55:18What?
00:55:18What?
00:55:20I'll kill you.
00:55:27I'll kill you.儿子
00:55:41,化验回来了.有几两狗毛
00:55:43?还几两呢?你上当了
00:55:49?你看看吧.上当了?
00:55:56这狗毛是用化学药品除掉的?有这事
00:55:59?这还有假
00:56:19?跟我搞的吹毛剂差不多混蛋我都让那老家伙给气糊涂了爸这都怪你竟想占你点便宜结果上当了吧我活这么大岁数
00:56:44还没栽过这么大跟头要不咱把狗退给人家要是能退我还招这么大急你不是买人家的吗不是爸您不是偷人家的吧你就别给我欠乱了
00:57:11谁要反悔罚款三千元这你叫
00:57:31你叫你叫你叫他妈妈他妈妈我怎么打死你你们家有没毛的狗吗你要找没毛的狗是的大叔
00:57:51大叔你听我说前几天我爸上了人家的当用买来的假药治鬼剃头结果头发全掉光了头发掉光了倒不要紧可是我爸他头疼的厉害天天疼的是死去活来的找了好多大夫都治不好我爸的病
00:58:19后来听神仙婆说用不长毛的狗当药吃他的病就会好的你爸爸姓啥姓丁叫丁成九丁成九大叔您认识不我不认识我是随便问问看得出来你是个孝子孝子是孝子可是找不到没毛的狗我怕我爸的病要耽误了孩子别着急这没毛的狗我家倒有一条
00:58:48好真的大叔求求你把狗卖给我吧来先进一会儿来看看狗咱俩好商量来吧进来在哪儿呢那儿没毛的狗就是它来这狗怎么样大叔把狗卖给我吧我求求你
00:59:03你行行好这狗能救活我爸一条狗命不我是说这狗能救活我爸一条人命你打算出多少钱300行吗300算了吧
00:59:20昨天呢昨天呢我到那狗屎上转了一圈大家伙都在叨叨着报纸上说什么这狗肚子里边有什么东西狗肚子里有东西不会吧
00:59:39大叔大叔您真道狗肚子里除了有狗屎还会有什么350行了吧孩子晚喽昨天医药公司来了个人我张口500人家二话没说
00:59:47啪就拍了450说那50今天牵狗的时候一块带来
01:00:15好叔叔我也出500都给500我得卖给先付款的试这个理吧600孝子大孝子如今像你这样的好小伙子少我女儿要不是找了对象
01:00:42我非得把他嫁给你不行带麻袋了吗麻袋带麻袋干什么装狗大叔我那个趁着走这傻小子用我家的吧大叔您真是个大好人给谢谢大叔
01:01:04不用谢再给20块钱这是我大跃进时花30块钱买的怎么钱贵不贵大叔不贵丁城九跟你爸爸同名
01:01:11他是我外事儿他是我外事儿真巧走吧
01:01:40这孩子怎么到现在还不回来呢这小子干什么事都不痛
01:02:00真巧简直简直和他妈也是一个木子造出来的还老说大话说大话像谁我看跟他爹一个样要真像我早就随便找条狗推了毛背回来了还非这么大事还说呢谁像你这个骗子
01:02:13还不如拿把菜刀拦路抢劫的你这个老太婆刀刀刀刀刀没完你干什么妈得猪得猪回来了
01:02:40快点快点坐下孩子你可回来了爸妈都要急死了来快喝口水没毛的头买回来了那当然了我办事还有不成的你看爸爸我这一趟可是吃尽了苦头深山老林的我是没命的钻今天一天我都没吃饭让你妈炒几个菜杀个鸡慰劳
01:03:01我都没吃饭孩子看都把你给跑瘦了可不是你看骨头都露出来了混蛋肖中你给我出来爸怎么了
01:03:17你看看怎么了你看看这条狗爸这狗没错你仔细看看这不是咱们家的狗吗
01:03:35我真好我真好小孩是哪个小小小鸟没毛的狗就是俺家的那条狗老头子别喝了
01:03:37Come on.
01:03:37Come on.
01:03:38Come on.
01:03:39Come on.
01:03:40Come on.
01:03:41Come on.
01:03:41Come on.
01:03:44Come on.
01:03:45Come on.
01:03:47Come on.
01:03:53Come on.
01:03:56This is a good place.
01:03:58We're going to go first.
01:04:02Look at me.
01:04:11你来了.你喝吧怎么不高兴了
01:04:32?没有那我走了秀秀你等等你听我说你我是生意上出了点小麻烦小麻烦怎么了被人骗了对方单方面撕毁合同
01:04:59两万元泡汤了那太可惜了秀你不会因为这件事情不理我吧那可难说订了合同都可以撕毁我们两个之间签合同了吗不过你说过你是爱我的
01:05:25是的是的我是说过可你说了赚了两万元就提成一万给我趁现在拿钱来吧秀你还有事吗没事那我走了拜拜秀
01:05:49秀你等等你等等你不是要买洗发精吗这是我特意给你买的秀我看这门亲事算是定了
01:06:05你还不知道吧两个年轻人约会了好几次了真的那可多亏了你了神给谁我不是跟你说过吗我保的没还过成功率在130
01:06:12%那是你是超预留水平吗儿子娶了媳妇耽固
01:06:36好房子都准备好了闺女也要嫁人都老大不小的了剩下你一个人怎么过我想傻样我儿子的事下一步怎么办事情都到这个份上了马上张罗定亲
01:06:44啥时候明天上午十点好我走了好哎呦
01:07:13这下一个小伙子每三小伙子都能让你撵好我儿子
01:07:22Oh
01:08:08她说那美梦走啊走她说那美梦走啊走我说王嫂还有多远就是那家看看见了就是那家到了我不去了什么你怎么了
01:08:30我肚子疼爸当才还好好的怎么一疼疼得这么厉害爸要不我背你不你跟你妈先去不你跟王嫂先去怎么相亲亲爹不去还行听话来
01:08:33拖着她走我肚子疼我走不行
01:08:57谢谢这开始怀疑人生早知道伤心总是难免的你又何苦以往情深有些事情现在你不必问有些人压根你就不必等来了
01:09:07来了来了赶快点火放炮我去我去马上到你看你这领带真是的爸
01:09:22整整吧来了可来了快点他爹快点来了美花快来
01:09:53好久兄弟我给你们发没放门的女婿辛苦了辛苦了辛苦了辛苦了辛苦了来来这就是美花的爹这是美花的妈过来这就是小伙子的爸爸恭喜恭喜还不请客人
01:10:14请请请快请到里边到里边到里边快进来快进来快进来快进来放这放这放这都有抢去小朋友走了出去玩一下真乖好快到
01:10:38走走我先说你先说就这么带了好来好搁这美花过来过来你坐到这你过来傻小子好
01:10:55走今天你们两家人家总算坐在一起了你们要当面罗对面鼓一是一二是二谁也不许给我拐弯抹角绕脖子说话我怎么问你们就怎么答
01:11:12好你们两两口先说这小伙子中你们的意吗我看这小伙子长得挺帅有文化手艺好挑不出你怎么了
01:11:23没有什么我是说挑不出毛病来你说呢
01:11:53说实话女婿本人我还是非常满意的不过怕以后出什么事姑娘被退回娘家这什么意思想必是有这种事呗让你们直来直去
01:12:18你们怎么到不明不白的呢你到底同意不同意明确表个态其实也不错不过好算通过了该你了怎么样儿媳妇合你的意吗合合我儿子要是能找到这样的媳妇我就是死了
01:12:38好也心满意足了正义起来说说爸妈我把美花领回去保证一定不会让她受苦的会让她过上好日子
01:12:58真是我们的好女婿看来咱们是找了个痛快的女婿我说女婿你把美花领回去一定要白头到老一定要笑
01:13:23好笑看把你高兴的是要相亲爸爸美花你有这样的公公你可是有福气快行个礼红包好
01:13:38美花一点小意思拿着吧你去我不去拿着我
01:13:56美花美花爸爸替你收下了谢谢好现在该你们庆典了起来起来
01:14:21李金工赛基工赛基工赛基工德州
01:14:22I don't know
01:14:25You
01:14:32What's going on?
01:14:35Xiu
01:14:38Look
01:14:38Xiu
01:14:40You come here
01:14:42You're a liar
01:14:45You're a liar
01:14:46You're a liar
01:14:47Xiu
01:14:48You get angry何回事
01:14:55You hit your
01:14:56head Xiu Xiu
01:15:00Xiu
01:15:00You die
01:15:02Xiu
01:15:06Came here
01:15:08Xiu
01:15:09Xiu
01:15:10Xiu
01:15:33光明正大光明正大你你们看这是怎么回事这是怎么了你别装了铁正如山这是你昨天晚上送给我的洗发金好我今天早上一洗头就就别沉了我孩子别哭爸
01:15:59爸什么办好你们父子俩联合起来骗我你把狗用药退了毛骗我你儿子又用药把我心爱的女儿给退了毛现在倒好又要把我儿子当你们家女婿没门
01:16:26我儿子我我靠你们去爸你给我站住干嘛咱们爸话说清楚我卖狗的时候说里面有狗宝了吗可是你明白你自己说你儿子有病是我有病要用狗皮当药追着我一个劲的搁呀搁呀的叫着怕我反悔
01:16:44拉着我和你一起按了手印你说是不是真的真有这事你别管我问你你们家的狗明明是有毛的那你为什么把毛扒光了冒充没毛的狗呢你说呀
01:17:06我我我我不是哪个天大五类红的还嫌疼万剐的他他把退毛药当成生发灵卖给我害得我你不看我他妈也黑心了退了狗的毛退狗的毛
01:17:32你怎么随便的骂人我骂你了吗我女儿的头发好端端的怎么让你儿子给退了好啊你这个不正经的你个小刘马你以为你正经你明明知道没有狗宝为什么要把狗抓卖给我我卖狗的时候也没说有狗宝
01:18:00不是你追着我亲大掰亲大掰的叫非要把狗买回去说是给你爸爸治病吗你说是不是你为什么把价值抬这么高超一千块什么我要你一千块爸先别提前的事这就本质问题年轻人这一千块到底是怎么回事可我明明只收了你620块
01:18:24你怎么回事你怎么回事这小子好小子剩下的钱都让你爸那应该算回扣吗我那小子我打你我好啊你这个老家伙我差点上级的当
01:18:54你别想挑拨我们父子关系转移斗争大方向我问你你还说我是你的外甥我是你的外甥吗那谁让你弄假狗骗人呢你这个老狐狸你才骗人呢你为什么别吵了别吵了别吵了张队你们都别吵了
01:19:18不行别吵了都别吵了下面全都挺美话的下面你们一个一个的说大家先坐好了坐好先坐下吧
01:19:47咱们慢慢的跟他坐下好妹妹你先说好吧说吧我和德珠去逛公园照相买化妆品花了不少钱昨天她又送给我这瓶洗发精说是特意为我买的德珠她说的对吗差不多
01:20:15不过这东西我不是买的要说实话我想送的东西可是我手头上没钱我是在家拿你的在家拿的老头子你那天把退毛药瓶砸破了又把药装到洗发精瓶里去了好这罪魁祸首原来是你姐我要不把它拿走
01:20:34那不就害了你了别说了你们都怪我我怪谁家那个卖药的骗子骗了我我抓住他我非拔了他这皮对那人长得什么样
01:20:54你还有印象您还有印象吗少生辉我都认识他戴个墨镜八字红长头发各自高傲的这个人我从河里还救过他
01:21:19别别爸别妹妹有什么话你大胆说哥给你做主哥别那天爸化了妆
01:21:35贴上胡子戴上墨镜上街去卖药就是他给我一百块钱他不让我告诉你那药那个药那药就是从你药瓶里倒的爸
01:22:03妹妹说的是真的吗我完了我三年的心血全完了天哪真想不到把我弄成秃头的就是我的爸爸咱不哭了一别难过
01:22:32秀你的头发就是掉光了我也会深深的爱你的你胡说我说的是真话秀你不是说留个光头也挺好的吗对了你还说热闹的马路不长草聪明的脑袋不长毛你放屁我秀你打我吧秀你打我我不活了
01:22:48秀你不能死你别难得我你要是死了我也不活了走开你们别关门真气了咱们俩得好好吓唬他们咱们就这么办对过来秀听我解的
01:23:02别哭了别哭了爸你们还不赶紧认错要不我我和郑裕也一块吃死了这一点老头子
01:23:28还不愧想办法你能有滴滴飞来过来秀你别债我咱们一块一二三二三二生活不活了又不活了别急让我来看看看清楚了吗
01:23:55我看不清楚好像是在找找什么哎呀妈呀别是在找农药再看看这可是死掉人命快快看别吵了你们还能赶快承认错误对承认错误我承认错误孩子们成我错了
01:24:22不错我不对我向你们这儿爸爸的错我们可以原谅你们可是你们二老像个冤家对头这往后的日子可怎么过我怎么过日子好轻轻我该死好轻轻我不怪你
01:24:25I'll be there
01:24:25I'll be happy
01:24:25I'll be happy
01:24:26I'll be happy
01:24:27We'll be right
01:24:33We lose
01:24:35WeежOO
01:24:35We don't lose
01:24:39Let's Go
01:24:39The girl is taking care of my children.
01:24:43No.
01:24:56I'm not a good boy.
01:24:58I'm not a good boy.
01:25:00I don't hate him.
01:25:02I don't care about my children.
01:25:02I don't care about my children.
01:25:05I'm by the way, she's a guy
01:25:08She's a guy
01:25:11She's a guy
01:25:13I'm a old man
01:25:13I'm a old man
01:25:14She's a guy
01:25:15She's a guy
01:25:15No, she's a guy
01:25:35Oh, my God.
01:26:09Oh, my God.