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coffee's poured, and here's the scene in Agent of Shadows I didn't expect to affect me, and it's bedtime.
He has to tell a story. That's all. A six-year-old asks for one and he has to produce it.
And he can't. Not because he's bad at it — because every story he knows is true, and none of them can be told to her.
So he makes something up badly. A fish, a boat, a very confused fox. It's terrible. She loves it.
I've done this. Made up a story with no idea where it was going, just to keep the light on five more minutes.
✨ What worked for me:
- The story has a hole in it he can't fix. She notices.
- No music. Just his voice and a lamp.
✨ Bottom line: a spy thriller that's actually about being allowed to stay.
What's the worst bedtime story you've invented?
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coffee's poured, and here's the scene in Agent of Shadows I didn't expect to affect me, and it's bedtime.
He has to tell a story. That's all. A six-year-old asks for one and he has to produce it.
And he can't. Not because he's bad at it — because every story he knows is true, and none of them can be told to her.
So he makes something up badly. A fish, a boat, a very confused fox. It's terrible. She loves it.
I've done this. Made up a story with no idea where it was going, just to keep the light on five more minutes.
✨ What worked for me:
- The story has a hole in it he can't fix. She notices.
- No music. Just his voice and a lamp.
✨ Bottom line: a spy thriller that's actually about being allowed to stay.
What's the worst bedtime story you've invented?
— CR, your coffee-break drama ☕
#AgentOfShadows, #AllAges, #LoveAfterMarriage, #FamilyDrama, #ReelShort
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00:05Mellie, can you go with Margo, baby? I gotta talk to Adam.
00:08Okay.
00:10Bye, Mr. Adam.
00:12Bye, Mellie.
00:15This was a mistake.
00:17This was a huge mistake.
00:18Again, look, I know you think I'm just a...
00:20I can't deal with an irresponsible man-child right now, Adam, I really can't.
00:24I have way bigger concerns.
00:26Like what?
00:28Light!
00:30Me!
00:40Oh, how many times do I have to tell you, Vivian?
00:46If you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood, you gotta pay.
00:53Otherwise, bad things happen.
00:56People get hurt.
01:03Is that so?
01:13Boss, I am presidents from seven different countries on my ass.
01:17Wondering why the world's greatest secret agent is still undercover as a bartender.
01:21Time to calm down.
01:22Come on, I'm finishing the mission.
01:23Come on, move your ass.
01:34Everybody out!
01:39We, uh, got a girl here, Russell.
01:42I don't know.
01:44Focus on the mission.
01:45Uh, you know me.
01:53Every time I feel like a boyfriend who doesn't pass an hour, he starts to hit my fingers.
02:01One, two, three, four.
02:10What's up?
02:11What's up, man?
02:13What's up, man?
02:13Everybody out.
02:15Come on, man.
02:16I'm just a bartender.
02:17Besides, what if you're a little hostage over there?
02:20It's thirsty.
02:26It's all in the closet.
02:31First, it's a real dangerous game or smartass.
02:34Just making a martini.
02:36And probably leave it as it meant.
02:39Fun fact.
02:40Do you know it's supposed to be stirred, not shaken?
02:42James Bond would actually ask for his martini if shaken.
02:46Why?
02:47Because it'd get watered down just so he can keep his wits about him on the job.
02:52Really good agent.
02:53Probably the second best agent there is.
02:56Do you know how I know that?
02:59Because you're a bartender.
03:02No, I'm not a bartender.
03:05That's because I'm the best secret agent in the world.
03:15That's going to hurt tomorrow.
03:17Who are you?
03:18FBI.
03:20CIA.
03:20I'm Adam.
03:21I'm Adam Hock.
03:24Adam Hock is a myth.
03:25Only that you're hurt at all.
03:31Who you are again, V?
03:33Can't answer your family's money.
03:35Your shitty boyfriend doesn't even show what you mean the most.
03:38If I get out of this, I'm going to find a better man for myself.
03:44Hey.
03:45Hey.
03:46You're okay.
03:47You're safe now.
03:49I'm bored now.
03:51You got money.
03:52I'm just a bartender.
03:53I'm something you want.
03:54Can you stand?
03:56Okay.
04:01You okay?
04:03First time.
04:11Thanks for getting me out of here.
04:13Thanks for getting me out of here.
04:16You know your heart's beating really fast.
04:19You're going to reset your nervous system.
04:20I'm just going to be able to exercise to slow it out.
04:23Okay?
04:24I was a bartender for the mom.
04:27I'm not going to do that.
04:29She has no idea who I really am.
04:31Try to see.
04:32I can't focus.
04:34I can't focus.
04:35Breathe in.
04:37Breathe out.
04:41One more time.
04:42Breathe in.
04:45Breathe out.
04:57Adam, where long are you?
05:02I'm not going to be able to recover.
05:03No half liters of the fuel are pissed that you know that you care.
05:06The cop turns on the way to pick you up for the debrief.
05:09ETA, two minutes.
05:11Nah, come on, man.
05:11Give me five minutes.
05:13Let's get the batty.
05:13You're going to bloody go.
05:14I'll come down there myself and pick you up.
05:16You're coming.
05:21I'll be in the house with her.
05:26Roscoe, I'll teach you.
05:35I'll never know.
05:51Oh, my God.
05:52Seth, what are you doing here?
05:54I do.
05:54Come on, can we not do this right now?
05:56I got a guy to kill me.
05:57He told me you left me.
05:58We're spies coming.
05:59That's what we do.
06:00You know what all spies do?
06:02The kill to her.
06:06Promise.
06:07I'm going to be the same.
06:15She's the best.
06:17Here, make yourself beautiful.
06:19Thanks.
06:40You're locked.
06:41I'm not a champ.
06:43Hey.
06:48You're locked.
06:54I'll see you later.
06:56He's coming for your daughter.
07:00What are you talking about?
07:08Raymond Strauss is coming for your daughter.
07:12What the hell is this? I don't have a daughter.
07:21Well, let's find out.
07:32Fraternity confirmed.
07:33Oh, what?
07:37Congrats.
07:39It's a girl.
07:42Why did she tell me it's been eight years?
07:44I mean, you're not exactly the easiest to track down now, are you?
07:47Besides, your baby mama here, Vivian, she's been busy.
07:52Non-profits, charities.
07:54She's built her entire empire helping other people.
07:57She's an all-around great person.
07:58As opposed to...
08:01Raymond Strauss.
08:03Ex-Special Forces presumed dead twice.
08:06Somehow came back to life and became the world's largest arms dealer.
08:10So he's after Vivian and Amelie because of me.
08:16So what do I do?
08:18Go protect your family, genius.
08:31Hi.
08:39Do you remember me?
08:42I'll take that as a yes.
08:44If you snuck off, it left me on your dirty road.
08:46Hey, Tom.
08:47Yeah, I remember you.
08:48What do you want?
08:50I mean, so what do I even say to her?
08:51It's been eight years.
08:53We'll just walk up to her door and be like,
08:55Hi, I'm your baby's daddy.
08:56I'm a secret agent.
08:57And also, you're in danger because of me.
08:59You know, it doesn't really roll off the tongue there.
09:00No, no bust.
09:01Repeat after me.
09:03I just found out we have a daughter.
09:05And I want to be part of her life.
09:09Hi.
09:10Do I go in with hi or hello?
09:12Doesn't matter.
09:13Just see the rest.
09:14Hi.
09:15I just found out we have a daughter.
09:17And I want to be a part of her life.
09:21So you're crazy.
09:22Got it.
09:23You really think I would have a child with the one-night stand that bailed on you?
09:26I mean, I didn't really bail.
09:27I just let it go.
09:30Dad?
09:31Is that you?
09:34Millie?
09:35Honey, what did I say about claiming someone's your dad?
09:38It's...
09:40I'm gonna be a little.
09:42But you would make a good dad.
09:44He looks like a prince.
09:47I have a daughter.
09:49I will do anything to keep her safe.
09:52Actually, Millie.
09:54I'm not a prince.
09:55But I am a prince.
09:57Okay.
10:01Millie is my world.
10:02You don't get to just show up and be her dad.
10:04Megan, I had no idea she even existed.
10:07Alright.
10:08But I'm here now.
10:12And I want to be a part of her life.
10:13You want to be in Millie's life?
10:15Yes.
10:16Very much.
10:16You can be her nanny.
10:19Excuse me?
10:20Her last nanny moved away.
10:21You want to prove that you can handle being a father?
10:23Then you can start by being a babysitter.
10:27Babysitter.
10:29Yeah, that's what I thought.
10:30Well, it was nice seeing you.
10:32Adam, let's catch up again in another eight years.
10:35Okay?
10:35Come on, baby.
10:38Wait, Millie.
10:39Yeah?
10:41I love the lizard on your shirt.
10:44It's an iguana.
10:44They're my favorite animal.
10:46Do you think it is?
10:50Who are you?
10:51Well, Millie.
10:55I'm your new nanny.
11:05So...
11:07You.
11:07You, the world's most deadly and effective secret agent.
11:11You're gonna protect your daughter from becoming her nanny.
11:15No.
11:15I can't wait to tell the head of the CIA about this.
11:18He's gonna laugh his arse off.
11:25You must be Millie's nanny.
11:27I'm Adam.
11:29And you are?
11:31I'm your nanny.
11:32And from what I've heard, your last job was slinging drinks at a dive bar.
11:36Is that right?
11:38My last job was for risking being a president.
11:40You'll be supervised at all times.
11:42And if you ever try to tell Millie that you're her real father,
11:45you will never speak to her again.
11:48Got it?
11:50Vivian.
11:51Hey, Vivian.
11:54We need a talk.
11:55I trust Margo.
11:56We're in the world's with you.
11:57Yeah.
11:58But if that sounds like too much, then go free to disappear for another eight years.
12:06Great.
12:07Now that that's settled, Millie's in the dining room having lunch.
12:16Mr. Adam!
12:18Yay!
12:20Millie, we do not throw forks.
12:22But it's fun to throw forks.
12:24I'm her nanny.
12:27I'll take care of it.
12:30Millie.
12:32You see, we're gonna throw forks.
12:34You need the proper technique.
12:40Cool!
12:41How do you know how to do that?
12:44My other job.
12:45Mommy said your other job was being a bomb.
12:51Can you keep a secret?
12:54My other job is saving the world.
12:56Yeah.
12:58Don't tell anybody.
12:59I won't.
12:59Promise?
13:00Sure.
13:04What are you doing?
13:08Millie, can you go with Margo, baby?
13:10I gotta talk to Adam.
13:11Okay.
13:14Bye, Mr. Adam.
13:15Bye, Millie.
13:18This was a mistake.
13:20This was a huge mistake.
13:22Millie, look.
13:23I know you think I'm just a person.
13:24I can't deal with an irresponsible man-child right now, Adam.
13:26I really can't.
13:28I have way bigger concerns.
13:30Like what?
13:32Like me!
13:44Oh, how many times do I have to tell you, Vivian?
13:50If you wanna run your charity operation in my neighborhood, you gotta pay.
13:57Otherwise, bad things happen.
14:00People get hurt.
14:06Is that so?
14:12What do we got here?
14:14A little delicate flower.
14:17Who's this, your new boyfriend?
14:21Actually...
14:21He's my daughter, Sandy.
14:27Hey!
14:28The daughter, Sandy!
14:30That is so cute!
14:32Mr. Mary Poppins!
14:35Tell you what.
14:36Why don't you go make me a few cookies while I'm in your boss?
14:41We have a little one-on-one town.
14:45Actually, we have a better idea.
14:47Adam.
14:48Whatever you're trying to do, it's not helping.
14:50Look, I know you think I'm just a bartender, but the truth is-
14:53Get out!
14:55Now!
15:02Well done, Mr. Mom!
15:05Why don't you go bust you now?
15:07Why that's up?
15:09Come on, folks.
15:10Have a little talk.
15:17Come on, folks.
15:18Come on, folks.
15:19Come on, folks.
15:19That's how you have a good day.
15:20Right?
15:21You make money.
15:23You have fun.
15:24And you...
15:26That'll go in.
15:28Hello, boys.
15:29That's the nanny.
15:45What are you doing?
15:46You know who the hell I am?
15:48You know what I could do with one call?
15:50Do it.
15:51Call him.
15:54Call him, Will.
15:55I guess you're gonna call the mayor's office.
15:58I'll call the mayor.
15:59I'll call the mayor.
15:59I'll call the senator and round.
16:00Around and around we go.
16:03You're a small fish, I have the better things to worry about than you.
16:06So instead, I just have my people delete your entire digital presence.
16:12Bye bye, bitch.
16:15So congrats, you no longer exist.
16:17No. No, that's impossible.
16:20No! No! No!
16:25By the way, there's money for a cab.
16:32If you ever come near Millie or Vivian again, your bank accounts will be the only thing that disappeared to
16:37them.
16:38Don't run away, little man.
16:42Get the fuck out of here, all of you.
16:49Who are you?
16:52My nanny.
17:08What did you say to him?
17:10Nothing. I was just...
17:12It's not a joke, Adam. These are dangerous people.
17:21Hey, listen. I'm sorry. I am so sorry. We will never ever bother you again.
17:37Adam, what did you want?
17:40Who are you?
17:41Who are you?
17:43Who are you?
17:49Who are you?
17:49Millie, can you go with Margot, baby? I gotta talk to Adam.
17:52Okay.
17:55Bye, Mr. Adam.
17:56Bye, Millie.
17:59This was a mistake.
18:01This was a huge mistake.
18:03Millie, look. I know you think I'm just a person.
18:05I can't deal with an irresponsible man-child right now, Adam. I really can't.
18:09I have way bigger concerns.
18:11Like what?
18:13Like me!
18:25Oh, how many times do I have to tell you, Vivian?
18:31If you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood, you gotta pay.
18:38Otherwise, bad things happen.
18:41People get hurt.
18:47Is that so?
18:48Is that so?
18:57Moss, I have presidents from seven different countries on my ass.
19:01Wondering why the world's greatest secret agent is still undercover as a bartender.
19:06Don't look calm down. I'm finishing the mission.
19:08Come on! Move your ass!
19:14No.
19:18You're a football fan.
19:21Move your ass!
19:24We, uh...
19:25We've got a girl here, Roscoe.
19:27I don't know, focus on the mission.
19:30Uh, you know the-
19:34Damn it!
19:37Every time
19:39if your little boyfriend
19:41doesn't pay us an hour
19:42we're gonna start sending our fingers
19:44one
19:45I said
19:56everybody
19:58out
19:59I'm just a bartender
20:01Besides, what if you're
20:03a little hostage over there
20:04and gets thirsty?
20:10Throw it in the closet
20:16I'm playing a real dangerous game, smartass
20:18Just making a martini
20:20and probably
20:21leave it as it may
20:23Fun fact
20:24Tino's supposed to be stirred
20:25not shaken
20:26James Bond would actually ask
20:28where his martini is shaken
20:30Why?
20:32Because it'd get watered down
20:33just so he could keep his wits about him
20:35on the job
20:36Really good agent
20:37Probably the second best agent there is
20:41Do you know how I know that?
20:43Because you're a bartender
20:46No, I'm not a bartender
20:49It's because I'm the best secret agent
20:50in the world
20:59That's gonna hurt tomorrow
21:01Who are you?
21:03FBI?
21:04CIA?
21:05I'm Adam Hawke
21:08Adam Hawke is a myth
21:09I'm peppered by it
21:10I'll miss your part tomorrow
21:11Yeah
21:12loft Hardy
21:16Here you are again Vivi
21:17You hate me out
21:18for your families
21:19and your shitty boyfriend
21:20doesn't even show any começou
21:22If I get out of this
21:24I will find a better man for myself
21:28Hey!
21:30Hey, goodbye
21:31We're looking for someone
21:34for anybody
21:35I'm nobody, I'm just an entrepreneur, so I'm gonna go.
21:39Can you stand?
21:45You okay?
21:47I'm okay.
21:48First time?
21:50No, I get, I'm getting after my finger's nearly chopped off all the time.
21:54Okay.
21:55That's true.
21:57You're getting me out of here.
22:00You know your heart's beating really fast.
22:03I'm gonna reset your nervous system.
22:05Just do really exercise to slow down.
22:07Okay?
22:08I was, uh, a bartender for the mom.
22:12Why would I do that?
22:13She has no idea who I really am.
22:16Tried sleeping.
22:17Can't focus.
22:19Breathe in.
22:22Breathe out.
22:26Hold it down.
22:27Breathe in.
22:30Breathe out.
22:35Breathe out.
22:36Breathe out.
22:37Breathe out.
22:39Breathe out.
22:41Breathe out.
22:42Adam, where are you?
22:46Uh...
22:46Rust, I'll have to recover.
22:48You know, half the liters of the free world are pissed that you know that you care.
22:51The culpeter's on the way to pick you up for the debrief.
22:54ETA in two minutes.
22:55Nah, come on, man. Give me five minutes.
22:57Just go to the body.
22:58You're gonna bloody go.
22:59I'll come down there myself and pick you up.
23:01You're coming.
23:06Are you thinking of the house, sweetheart?
23:09Uh...
23:11Uh...
23:16Uh...
23:17Uh...
23:20Uh...
23:30Uh...
23:36Oh, my God.
23:37Seth, what are you doing here?
23:38Why do you...
23:39Come on, can we not do this right now?
23:40I got a guy trying to kill me.
23:41You told me you left me.
23:43We're spies, girl.
23:43That's what we're doing.
23:45You know what our spies do?
23:47They kill each other.
23:50Promise.
23:52All of them are the same.
23:55We're all the spies.
23:59We're just a bad ass.
24:02Here, make yourself youthful.
24:04Thanks.
24:25What are you about to be, huh?
24:26Not a damn thing.
24:32You're lost.
24:38I'll see you later.
24:40He's coming for your daughter.
24:44What are you talking about?
24:52Raymond Strauss is coming for your daughter.
24:57Who the hell is this?
24:58I don't have a daughter.
25:06Well, let's find out.
25:15Faternity confirmed.
25:18Go away.
25:22Congrats.
25:23It's a girl.
25:27Why did she tell me it's been eight years?
25:29I mean, you're not exactly the easiest to track down, are you?
25:31Besides, your baby mama here, Vivian, she's been busy.
25:36Non-profits, charities, she's built her entire empire, helping other people.
25:41She's an all-around great person.
25:43As opposed to Raymond Strauss.
25:47Ex-Special Forces, presumed dead twice.
25:51Somehow came back to life and became the world's largest arms dealer.
25:55So he's acting very good and really because of me.
26:01So what do I do?
26:02Go protect your family, genius.
26:16Hi.
26:24Do you remember me?
26:27I'll take that out of the yes.
26:28You snuck off and left me on your dirty little feet on me.
26:32Yeah, I remember you. What do you want?
26:34I mean, so what do I even say to her?
26:36It's been eight years.
26:37We're just welcome to her. Go on your leg.
26:39Hi, I'm your baby's daddy. I'm a secret agent.
26:42And also, you're in danger because of me.
26:43You know, it doesn't really roll off the tongue.
26:45I have no idea.
26:46Repeat after me.
26:47I just found out we have a daughter.
26:50And I want to be a part of her life.
26:53Hi.
26:54Do I go in with hi or hello?
26:56Doesn't matter.
26:57Just see the rest.
26:59Hi.
26:59I just found out we have a daughter.
27:02And I want to be a part of her life.
27:05So you're crazy.
27:07Got it.
27:08You really think I'll have a child with the one nice day in the building?
27:10I don't have any bail.
27:11I just let it go.
27:15Dad?
27:16Is that you?
27:19Hey, Lily.
27:20Honey, what did I say about claiming someone's your dad?
27:24It's manipulative.
27:27But you would make a good dad who looks like a prince.
27:32I have a daughter.
27:34I will do anything to keep her safe.
27:37Actually, Millie.
27:38I'm not a prince.
27:40But I am.
27:40Hi, folks.
27:41Okay.
27:46Millie's my mom.
27:47You don't get to just show up and be her dad.
27:49Vivian, I had no idea she even existed.
27:51Why?
27:52But I'm here now.
27:56And I want to be a part of her life.
27:58You want to be in Millie's life?
27:59Yes.
28:00Very much.
28:01You can be her mom.
28:03Excuse me?
28:04Her last name moved away.
28:06You can prove that you can handle being a father.
28:08Then you can start by being a babysitter.
28:11Basically.
28:13No, that's what I thought.
28:15Well, it was nice seeing you, Adam.
28:17Let's catch up again in another eight years, okay?
28:20Come on, baby.
28:22Wait, Millie.
28:24Yeah?
28:26I love the lizard on your shirt.
28:28It's an iguana.
28:29They're my favorite animal.
28:30Just because they do this?
28:34Who are you?
28:36Well, Millie, I'm your new nanny.
28:50So...
28:51You.
28:52You, the world's most deadly and effective secret agent.
28:56You're gonna protect your daughter of becoming her nanny.
28:59Yep.
29:00I can't wait to tell the head of the CIA about this.
29:02He's gonna laugh his arse off.
29:10You must be Millie's nanny.
29:11I'm Adam.
29:14And you are?
29:15I'm your nanny.
29:16And from what I've heard,
29:18your last job was slinging drinks at a dive bar.
29:20Is that right?
29:22My last job was press hooking the president.
29:25You'll be supervised at all times.
29:27And if you ever try to tell Millie that you're her real father,
29:30you will never speak to her again.
29:32Got it?
29:35Vivian.
29:36Hey, Vivian.
29:39We need to talk.
29:40I trust Margo whenever the rule's with you.
29:42Yeah?
29:43But if that sounds like too much,
29:44then feel free to disappear for another eight years.
29:51Great.
29:52Now that that's settled,
29:54Millie's in the dining room having lunch.
30:01We surrender!
30:02Please!
30:04Millie,
30:05we do not throw forks.
30:07But it's fun to throw forks.
30:09I'm her nanny.
30:12I'll take care of her.
30:15Millie,
30:16you see,
30:17if we're gonna throw forks,
30:19you need the proper technique.
30:25Cool!
30:26How do you know how to do that?
30:27Yeah.
30:29My other job.
30:30Mommy said your other job was being a bum.
30:36Can you kick a thing?
30:37Mm-hmm.
30:39My other job is saving the world.
30:41Yeah.
30:42Don't tell anybody.
30:43I won't.
30:44Promise?
30:44Sure.
30:49What are you doing?
30:53Millie, can you go with Margo, baby?
30:54I gotta talk to Adam.
30:56Okay.
30:58Bye, Mr. Adam.
31:00Bye, Millie.
31:03This was a mistake.
31:05This was a huge mistake.
31:06Vivian, look.
31:07I know you think I'm just a...
31:08I can't deal with an irresponsible man-child right now, Adam.
31:11I really can't.
31:12I have way bigger concerns.
31:14Like what?
31:17Like...
31:17me!
31:26Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
31:29Oh, how many times do I have to tell you, Vivian?
31:34If you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood, you gotta pay.
31:42Otherwise...
31:43Bad things happen.
31:45People get hurt.
31:51Is that so?
31:57What do we got here?
31:58A little delicate flower.
32:02Who's this, your new boyfriend?
32:05Actually...
32:06He's my daughter's nanny.
32:09Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
32:12See?
32:13The daughter's nanny!
32:15That is so cute!
32:17Mr. Mary Poppins!
32:20Tell you what, why don't you go bake me a few cookies while I meet your boss?
32:26They're on the water.
32:30Actually...
32:30You got a better idea.
32:31Adam.
32:32Whatever you're trying to do, it's not helping.
32:35Look, I think I'm just a bartender, but the truth...
32:37Get out.
32:39Now.
32:47Run along, Mr. Balm.
32:49Why don't you go nest your dog?
32:51Why are some...
32:53Brown folks...
32:55Have a little talk.
33:02Boys, that's how you have a good day.
33:05Right?
33:06You make money.
33:07You have fun.
33:09And you...
33:10Put a good end.
33:13Come on, boys.
33:13It's the nanny.
33:20Get out.
33:22Get out.
33:24Get out.
33:25Get out.
33:26Get out.
33:29Get out.
33:30Get out.
33:30What are you doing?
33:31You know who the hell I am?
33:32You know what I can do to you with one call?
33:34Do the team.
33:36Call them.
33:38I will.
33:40I'm guessing you're gonna call the mayor's office.
33:42I'll call the mayor.
33:43So call Senator and round and round and go, you're a small fish, I have bigger things to worry about
33:49than you.
33:50So instead, I just had my people delete your entire digital presence.
33:57Bye-bye, bitch.
33:59So congrats, you don't let her exist.
34:01No, no that's impossible.
34:05No, no, no!
34:10By the way, there's money for a cab.
34:16If you ever come near Millie, or maybe even again, your bank accounts will be the only thing that disappears
34:21to me.
34:23Now run away, little man.
34:27Get the fuck out of here, all of you.
34:34Who are you?
34:37I'm a nanny.
34:53What did you say to him?
34:54Nothing, I was just a fucking mess.
34:57It's not a joke. Adam, these are dangerous people.
35:06Hey, listen. I'm sorry. I am so sorry. We will never ever bother you again.
35:21Adam, what did you...
35:24Who are you?
35:25Really?
35:26Who are you?
35:31Who are you?
35:34Millie, can you go with Margo, baby? I gotta talk to Adam.
35:37Okay.
35:39Bye, Mr. Adam.
35:41Bye, Millie.
35:44This wasn't slick.
35:46This was a huge mistake.
35:47Millie, look, I know you think I'm just a...
35:49I can't deal with an irresponsible man child right now, Adam. I really can't.
35:53I have way bigger concerns.
35:56Like what?
35:58Like...
35:58Me!
35:59Me!
36:10How many times do I have to tell you, Vivian?
36:15If you wanna run your charity operation in my neighborhood, you gotta pay.
36:23Otherwise...
36:24Bad things happen.
36:26People get hurt.
36:32Is that so?
36:42Boss, I have presidents from seven different countries on my ass.
36:46Wondering why the most greatest secret agent is still undercover as a bartender.
36:50Tell him to calm down. I'm finishing the mission.
36:52Come on!
36:53Hear this!
37:03Errol here!
37:09He, uh...
37:10I mean, Errol here, Roscoe.
37:11I don't know.
37:12Focus on the mission!
37:14Uh, you know me.
37:18I don't know.
37:19Damn it!
37:22Every time...
37:24If your little boyfriend doesn't pay us an hour,
37:28you're gonna start sending your fingers.
37:29What?
37:39What's up, man?
37:40I said...
37:42Everybody...
37:44Out!
37:44Man, I'm just a bartender.
37:46Besides, we're up here.
37:48A little hostage over there.
37:49It's thirsty.
37:50I'm gonna ask you.
37:50I'm gonna ask you.
37:55Throw him in the closet.
38:00Curse.
38:01Clean a real dangerous game, smart ass.
38:03Just make it a martini.
38:05And properly...
38:06Do that as it may.
38:07Fun fact.
38:09Do you know it's supposed to be stirred, not shaken?
38:11Thanks Bob, I would actually ask for his martini if she can.
38:15Why?
38:16Because it'd get watered down just so he could use what's about him on the job.
38:21Really good agent. Probably the second best agent there is.
38:25Do you know how I know that?
38:28Because you're a bartender.
38:31No, I'm not a bartender.
38:33That's because I'm the best secret agent in the world.
38:41I don't know.
38:43That's gonna hurt tomorrow.
38:46What do you want me?
38:47FBI.
38:49CIA.
38:49I'm him.
38:51I'm Adam Hawke.
38:52Adam Hawke is a place.
38:54I'm not sure I'm going to hold my heart.
39:00Here you are again for you.
39:02Kidnap to your family's morning.
39:04Your shitty boyfriend doesn't even show what you mean the most.
39:07If I get out of this, I'm going to find a better man for myself.
39:13Hey.
39:14Hey, you're okay.
39:16I'm safe now.
39:19Where are you?
39:20I don't know, buddy.
39:21I'm just a bartender.
39:22Let's open you up.
39:24Can you stand?
39:25Okay.
39:29You okay?
39:32First time?
39:34No, I get, um...
39:36Kidnap to my fingers nearly chopped up all the time.
39:38Okay.
39:40You okay?
39:40Thanks for that.
39:40Thanks for getting me out of there.
39:45You know your heart's beating really fast.
39:47You need to reset your nervous system.
39:50Just do a breathing exercise to slow it down.
39:52Okay?
39:53I was a bartender for the mom when I do that.
39:57She has no idea who I really am.
40:00Trade secret.
40:02Can't focus.
40:03Breathe in.
40:06Breathe out.
40:10Hold down.
40:11Breathe in.
40:14Breathe out.
40:18Take your hands.
40:26Adam, where are you?
40:29I don't know.
40:31Let's go, I don't cover.
40:32You don't have to leave us on the foam.
40:34I'm pissed and you know that you care.
40:35The copter's on the way to pick you up for the debrief.
40:38ETA, two minutes.
40:40Ah, come on, man. Give me five minutes.
40:41She's good with daddy.
40:42You're going to bloody go.
40:43I'll come down there myself and pick you up, you're coming.
40:50You need another life sweetheart.
40:55Roscoe, I hate you.
41:02Adam?
41:05I don't even know.
41:20Oh my God.
41:22Seth, what are you doing here?
41:23You lied to me.
41:24Come on, can we not do this right now? I've got a guy trying to kill me.
41:26You told me you loved me.
41:27There's an eyes, girl. That's what we do.
41:29You know what our spies do?
41:31They kill each other.
41:35Promise?
41:37Only the same.
41:40Let's go.
41:44She's a badass.
41:46Here, make yourself useful.
41:48Thanks.
42:07What are you about to do, huh?
42:11Not a jam thing.
42:12Wait!
42:17You're lost.
42:23I'll see you later.
42:25He's coming for your daughter.
42:29What are you talking about?
42:36Raymond Strauss is coming for your daughter.
42:42What the hell is this? I don't have a daughter.
42:45I don't have a daughter.
42:50Well, let's find out.
43:00I don't need to get her.
43:07What is your daughter?
43:11Why does it not?
43:13What are you thinking?
43:14Today I'm not gonna be a bitch to conceive.
43:15down now are you besides your baby mama here vivian she's been busy non-profits charities
43:23she's built our entire empire helping other people she's an all-around great person
43:28as opposed to raymond strauss makes special forces presumed dead twice
43:35somehow came back to life and became the world's largest arms dealer so he's after
43:40many and a million because of me so what do i do go protect your family jesus
44:01hi
44:10uh-huh i'll take that out of the yes you snuck off and let me on your dirty little futon
44:16yeah i really don't know
44:17i mean so what do i even say to her it's been eight years
44:21i want to just walk up to her door and be like hi i'm your baby's daddy i'm a secret
44:26agent and also
44:26you're in danger because of me you know it doesn't really roll off the tongue there no no bust repeat
44:31after me i just found out we have a daughter and i want to be part of her life
44:38hi do i go in with hi or hello doesn't matter just say the rest hi just found out we
44:45have a
44:45daughter and i want to be a part of her life so you're crazy got it you really don't have
44:53a child
44:53if you want to stay in that building i mean i don't really bail i just let it go
45:10okay
45:12He looks like a good dad, and he looks like a prince.
45:16I have a daughter.
45:18I will do anything to keep her safe.
45:21Actually, Millie, I'm not a prince, but I am.
45:25Headphones.
45:26Okay.
45:30Millie is my world.
45:31You don't get to just show up and be her dad.
45:33Megan, I had no idea she even existed.
45:36Alright.
45:37But I'm here now.
45:41I don't want to be a part of her life.
45:42You want to be a mother's life?
45:44Yes, very much.
45:46You can be her mother.
45:48Excuse me?
45:49Her last name moved away.
45:50You will prove that you can never be a father.
45:52Then you can start by being a babysitter.
45:56I'm scared.
45:58Yeah, that's what I thought.
45:59Well, it was nice seeing you.
46:01Adam, let's catch up again in another eight years, okay?
46:05Come on, baby.
46:06Wait, Millie.
46:08Yeah?
46:10I love the lizard on your shirt.
46:13It's an iguana.
46:13They're my favorite animal.
46:15Did we go to do this?
46:19Who are you?
46:20Well, Millie.
46:24I'm your new daddy.
46:36You're the world's most deadly and effective secret agent.
46:40You're gonna protect your daughter of becoming her nanny.
46:44Nope.
46:44I can't wait to tell the head of the CIA about this.
46:47He's gonna laugh his arse off.
46:54You must be Millie's nanny.
46:56I'm Adam.
46:59And you are?
47:00I'm your nanny.
47:01And from what I've heard, your last job was slinging drinks instead of Eidmar, is that right?
47:06My last job was rescuing the president.
47:09You'll be supervised at all times.
47:11And if you ever try to tell Millie that you're her real father, you will never speak to her again.
47:17Got it?
47:19Vivian.
47:20Hey, Vivian.
47:23We need to talk.
47:24I trust Margo whenever the rules with you.
47:26Yeah?
47:27But if that sounds like too much, then feel free to disappear for another eight years.
47:35Great.
47:36Now that that's settled, Millie's in the dining room having lunch.
47:45Mr. Adam!
47:47Yay!
47:49Millie, we do not throw forks.
47:52But it's fun to throw forks.
47:54I'm her nanny.
47:56I'll take care of it.
47:59Millie.
48:01You see, we're gonna throw forks.
48:03You need the proper technique.
48:09Cool!
48:10How do you know how to do that?
48:13My other job.
48:14Mommy said your other job was being your mom.
48:20Can you keep a secret?
48:21Mm-hmm.
48:23My other job is saving the world.
48:26I won't tell anybody.
48:28I won't.
48:28Promise?
48:29Sure.
48:33What are you doing?
48:37Millie, can you go to Margo? Baby, I gotta talk to Adam.
48:40Okay.
48:43Bye, Mr. Adam.
48:44Bye, Millie.
48:47This wasn't a mistake.
48:49This was a huge mistake.
48:51Again, look.
48:52I know you think I'm just a pleasure.
48:53I can't deal with an irresponsible man-child right now, Adam.
48:55I really can't.
48:57I have way bigger concerns.
48:59Like what?
49:01Like me!
49:13Oh, how many times do I have to tell you, Vivian?
49:19If you wanna run your charity operation in my neighborhood, you gotta pay.
49:26Otherwise, bad things happen.
49:29People get hurt.
49:35Is that so?
49:41What do we got here?
49:43A little delicate flower.
49:46Who's this, your new boyfriend?
49:50Actually...
49:50He's my daughter's daddy.
49:56Hey!
49:57The daughter's daddy!
49:59That is so cute!
50:01Mr. Mary Poppins!
50:04Tell you what, why don't you go bake me a few cookies while me and your boss, we have a
50:11little world one time.
50:14Actually, I got a better idea.
50:16Adam!
50:17Whatever you're trying to do, it's not helping.
50:19Look, I know you think I'm just a bartender, but the truth-
50:22Get out!
50:24Now!
50:32Run along, Mr. Mom!
50:34Why don't you go dust your knob?
50:36Why do I suck?
50:38Come on, folks.
50:39Have a little talk.
50:44Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
50:46Boys!
50:47That's how you have a good day.
50:49Right?
50:50You make money, you have fun.
50:53And you...
50:55What a good day!
50:57Hello, boys.
50:58It's the name!
51:13What are you doing?
51:15You know who the hell I am?
51:16You know what?
51:17I can do you with one call.
51:19Do it.
51:20Call him.
51:22I will.
51:24I'm guessing you're gonna call the mayor's office?
51:26And I'll call the mayor.
51:28He'll call the senator, and round and round, you go.
51:31You're a small fish.
51:33I have bigger things to worry about than you.
51:35So instead,
51:37I just had my people delete your entire digital presence.
51:41Bye-bye, bitch.
51:44So congrats.
51:45You no longer exist.
51:46No.
51:47No, that's impossible.
51:49No!
51:50No!
51:51No!
51:54By the way,
51:56there's money for a cab.
52:01Have you ever come near Millie or Vivian again?
52:04Your bank accounts won't be the only thing that disappeared tonight.
52:07Now run away, little man.
52:11Get the fuck out of here, all of you.
52:18Who are you?
52:21I'm the nanny.
52:37What did you say to him?
52:39Nothing.
52:39I was just getting this.
52:41This is not a joke.
52:43Adam, these are dangerous people.
52:51Hey, listen.
52:53I'm sorry.
52:54I am so sorry.
52:55We will never ever bother you again.
53:00We will never ever bother you again.
53:05Adam, what did you?
53:08Who are you?
53:10Who are you?
53:11Who are you?
53:17You