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Director: Chris Tolley
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Cast: William Frazer, Clair Gleave, Richard Summers-Calvert
Year: 2025
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🔴 Synopsis: An up-and-coming Onlyfans girl conspires to blackmail her boyfriend after a fierce argument forces her to question both her profession and her relationship.
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Director: Chris Tolley
Script: Chris Tolley
Cast: William Frazer, Clair Gleave, Richard Summers-Calvert
Year: 2025
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🔴 Certificate: 16 (reedit safe)
🔴 Partner rating: S V F
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00:01:33We're, uh, videographers.
00:01:39Oh, that must be interesting.
00:01:41Mmm, yeah, we love it.
00:01:49Um, do you mind if we just have a chat about it for a minute?
00:01:52What kind of videos do you make?
00:01:53Of course! I'll call the office about the service charge.
00:01:55Amazing, thank you. Lots of different things, you know,
00:01:58weddings, commercial stuff, that kind of thing.
00:02:08Oh, very nice.
00:02:11What do you want to talk about, cupcake?
00:02:45What did I tell you about covering my boobs?
00:02:48You're costing us money.
00:02:50Well, maybe if we've got the boob job, they'll be harder to cover up then, wouldn't they?
00:02:53Oh, prick.
00:02:57How much did you put up for?
00:02:59Twenty.
00:03:00It's a bit short for that, innit?
00:03:02Tell me about it.
00:03:05Did you want to get caught?
00:03:06I mean, if it meant I finally got a fucking orgasm.
00:03:11Well, if your pussy wasn't so fucking tight...
00:03:13Then you wouldn't fucking be with me, would you?
00:03:15No, you can't fucking cook, can you?
00:03:16Yeah.
00:03:17Because you'd let me.
00:03:23You could have actually taken some pictures, by the way.
00:03:26Why? We're not moving there.
00:03:28Oh, so you've decided that, have you?
00:03:29Yeah, see if I have my parents.
00:03:31Bonus.
00:03:35Would you move an hour away from your mum?
00:03:37Fuck off, dickhead. Do you know that's completely different?
00:03:39Of course it is.
00:03:45Well, did you like it then?
00:03:46That's not the point, Johnny.
00:03:47This is supposed to be a joint decision.
00:03:50Yeah, and that's my one fucking condition.
00:03:52Uh, what about your island fucking kitchen?
00:03:54I'm just saying you've already got the built-in wardrobes,
00:03:58the ensuite, the garden, the fucking walking distance for the gym.
00:04:01It's already pretty disproportionate, isn't it?
00:04:04Is it?
00:04:06What's that supposed to mean?
00:04:09Nothing.
00:04:10No, go on, you've clearly got something on your mind.
00:04:12Nothing, forget it.
00:04:13Go on, Little Miss Pornstar's clearly got a fucking bone to pick.
00:04:18I'm just saying, we wouldn't even be getting a house if it wasn't for me.
00:04:21So actually, I think I get to have all the fucking conditions I want.
00:04:24Yeah, no, you're right, to be fair, that's fair,
00:04:26because I forget that you've been fucking yourself this entire time.
00:04:29No one's paying to see you, mate.
00:04:30And it was your idea to start coming in the first place, wasn't it?
00:04:34I'm just saying.
00:04:48You're not the only one with fans, you know.
00:04:53What the fuck's that supposed to mean?
00:04:59It means we're a team.
00:05:02It means it's not all about you.
00:05:10You're fucking paranoid, do you know that?
00:05:15Yeah.
00:05:15Go on, check the fucking messages.
00:05:16I ain't got anything to hide.
00:05:17You'll see what I'm talking about.
00:05:18You'll see all the messages that I get that I don't fucking reply to.
00:05:21Yeah, good, and I'll make sure I check the deleted ones too.
00:05:23Figured out how you get those back now.
00:05:27Come on, this is just stupid.
00:05:31Come on, let's just find something to watch.
00:05:32No, I want to see this Johnny Galesford fan club I've heard so much about.
00:05:36You're not going to find anything.
00:05:42For fuck's sake, Liz.
00:05:43What's wrong? I thought you didn't have anything to hide.
00:05:45I don't.
00:05:46You're wasting your time.
00:05:58What the fuck is this?
00:06:00What?
00:06:04What is this message from Delicious Pictures?
00:06:08What message, I don't know.
00:06:10Are you fucking joking?
00:06:12No, what did it say?
00:06:13You know what it says, you fucking piece of shit.
00:06:17What the fuck are you talking about?
00:06:18I can't believe this.
00:06:20I can't fucking believe it.
00:06:21They offered you a job.
00:06:22Oh, yeah, don't even try it, Johnny.
00:06:23I swear to Christ.
00:06:24I didn't fucking delete this.
00:06:26Everything I've done for you.
00:06:27Don't fucking give a shit, do you?
00:06:28Just listen to me.
00:06:29We're supposed to be a team.
00:06:30I didn't even try it, Johnny.
00:06:30We're supposed to support each other.
00:06:32We are.
00:06:32And all you care about is sitting on your arse all day playing fucking PlayStation.
00:06:36Fuck you.
00:06:37Yeah.
00:06:37You've got a good fucking deal, haven't you?
00:06:39Not going to let anything mess that up.
00:06:40I didn't fucking delete it.
00:06:41You're a selfish fucking prick.
00:06:42Just listen to me.
00:06:43Don't fucking touch me.
00:06:44Alyssa, I'm telling you the truth.
00:06:46Alyssa.
00:06:47Fuck you.
00:06:47Just wait.
00:06:48Don't fucking touch me.
00:06:50Fuck you.
00:06:50You're not going to accuse me of storm off on another one of your fucking tantrums.
00:06:53Get out my fucking way.
00:06:55I didn't fucking delete it.
00:06:56Listen to me.
00:06:57Don't touch me.
00:06:58Why would I?
00:06:59I don't know.
00:06:59Was it the idea of me leaving?
00:07:01Or the idea you'd have to get a fucking job?
00:07:03Well, you're a fucking psycho.
00:07:04Yeah, because what would you do without me here to suck your dick and pay the fucking bills, huh?
00:07:07Why would I hide it from you when I know you'd never accept it?
00:07:09When I know you'd never move that far away from your fucking mum?
00:07:12Huh?
00:07:13Yeah, think about that for a second.
00:07:15You wouldn't move to fucking Hornchurch.
00:07:16You're not going to move to America, are you?
00:07:19Right.
00:07:19I didn't delete it.
00:07:21Right.
00:07:22I swear.
00:07:23But I fucking promise.
00:07:25Not on purpose anyway.
00:07:30Get out the way, Johnny.
00:07:33Can we just talk about this, please?
00:07:35Get out the way or I'm going to call the police.
00:07:36Oh, you're a fucking psycho.
00:07:39I can't even have a conversation with you.
00:07:42You think you're so fucking smooth, don't you?
00:07:45Fuck you.
00:07:48I didn't fucking delete it.
00:07:51Fuck.
00:07:52Fuck.
00:07:52Fuck.
00:07:53Fuck.
00:07:56Fuck.
00:08:02Fuck.
00:08:08Fuck.
00:08:09Fuck.
00:08:25Fuck.
00:08:27Fuck.
00:08:29Fuck.
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00:08:30Fuck.
00:08:31Fuck.
00:08:32Fuck.
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00:08:53Hey. Yeah, I'm at a hotel. I was just going to call you actually. Look, don't worry about
00:09:00it, alright? It's fine. Yeah, I just need some time to myself. No, no, I'm fine. I just
00:09:09need some time to clear my head. I think I might have overreacted. Yeah, we'll talk about
00:09:21it tomorrow. Yeah, I'm just going to chill, go to the gym, go shopping. Mm-hmm. Yes, I'll
00:09:33let you know. Okay, I promise. Okay. Good night.
00:09:51There we go, hon. Thank you. So how's the house hunting coming along?
00:09:56Mm. Yeah, we're not having much luck so far. Where have you been looking? Um, Finchwood
00:10:03Ario and Longley. Oh, well, that's far too far away anyway. You can't just abandon me,
00:10:08Liz. And how's Jack the lad? Are you treating you right? He's doing his best. Hmm. He'd better
00:10:20be. And work okay? Yeah, work's good. Um, should be getting promotion soon, actually. Oh,
00:10:31well. Well done.
00:11:00Let's go.
00:12:08Hi.
00:12:09Oh, hi, love.
00:12:27Hey.
00:12:28Hey.
00:12:30Hey.
00:12:33Hey.
00:12:45Hey.
00:13:02Hey.
00:13:03Hey.
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00:13:27Hey.
00:13:38Hey.
00:13:46Hey.
00:13:56Hey.
00:14:04Hey.
00:14:06Hey.
00:14:09Hey.
00:14:25Hey.
00:14:27Hey.
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00:14:34Hey.
00:14:59Hey.
00:15:00Ice cream, maple syrup, ice lollies, it's going to be right for fucking meth.
00:15:05How much is that bloke paying anyway?
00:15:06300.
00:15:08Christ, what a dickhead.
00:15:49Excuse me.
00:15:51Hi.
00:15:52Do you think you can lower the bar for me, please?
00:15:56Have you been speaking to my ex?
00:15:59What?
00:16:00You know, like, lower the bar.
00:16:05Never mind, it's just a crap joke.
00:16:08You know, like, going out with me will lower the bar for future relationships.
00:16:13Because I'm so terrible.
00:16:16Right.
00:16:17Okay.
00:16:19Good one.
00:16:20And it's funny, because obviously, I'm such a catch.
00:16:25Yeah, I would never have got that.
00:16:32So you want me to...
00:16:34I mean, yeah, unless you've got any more jokes.
00:16:36I mean, that depends.
00:16:38Would you laugh if I asked for your number?
00:16:40Oh, okay.
00:16:42I mean, hey, that answers my question, that's fine.
00:16:44Jeez, you don't hang around, do you?
00:16:45I mean, I've made a pretty disastrous first impression, really, haven't I?
00:16:49So, I don't have much else to lose.
00:16:52I'm Joel, by the way.
00:16:55Well, I don't usually give out my number, Joel. Sorry.
00:16:58I guess I should have asked for your name first, anyway.
00:17:05Alyssa.
00:17:07Alyssa.
00:17:08Surname's Lamb.
00:17:10Should save you some stalking time.
00:17:13Clark. Ditto.
00:17:15Thanks.
00:17:18So, now do you think you can lower the bar for me?
00:17:22Yes.
00:17:23Yes.
00:17:32No problem.
00:17:33Just let me know if you need anything else.
00:17:35Will do.
00:18:20So, this is the real icing on the cake for me.
00:18:23South facing as well.
00:18:24Oh, is it south facing?
00:18:26Mm-hmm.
00:18:27South facing.
00:18:28This.
00:18:33I'm just saying it's a big decision.
00:18:39What do you like about it?
00:18:42Nothing.
00:18:46So, what's the issue?
00:18:47That is the issue.
00:18:50Shit's going real, isn't it?
00:18:52Do you think we're doing this for the bands, then?
00:18:55Well, no. I'm just saying it's scary, isn't it?
00:18:58It's 35 years.
00:19:00That's not the way to look at this list.
00:19:04I think we should make an offer.
00:19:07I just don't think we should rush into anything.
00:19:11No, but you also said that we shouldn't get married until we have a house.
00:19:16So, I mean...
00:19:16God, okay, let's just deal with one major decision at a time, shall we?
00:19:19Is that a major decision, then?
00:19:20You know what I mean.
00:19:27I just want my little wifey cupcake.
00:19:31I want my little wifey cupcake, my own gaff where we can fuck all day, get pissed and argue about
00:19:36DIY.
00:19:38It's going to be lit. It's going to be fucking pain, mate.
00:19:42And the icing on the cake is that we're going to live half an hour down the road from your
00:19:46mum.
00:19:47My mum isn't icing, dickhead.
00:19:49I know.
00:19:51I'm just saying it could be perfect.
00:19:55Yeah, well, I can tell you now there's going to be no arguing because you're going to do what I
00:19:58fucking tell you.
00:20:00Yes, dear.
00:20:01And besides, I mean, by the time we've bought summer, it's going to take us at least two years to
00:20:05save for a wedding with all the catering you're going to fucking want.
00:20:10Yeah, maybe we should think about that threesome again.
00:20:16You're a fucking dickhead.
00:20:18I'm joking.
00:20:19No, you are a fucking joke, mate.
00:20:21For fuck's sake, Liz.
00:20:21And you talk about getting fucking married.
00:20:23It was a fucking joke.
00:20:24Yeah, but it's not though, is it?
00:20:25Because if I agreed to that, you'd actually want to do that, wouldn't you?
00:20:30Fucking pathetic.
00:20:30Liz, I meant because of the money.
00:20:32Why do you think I don't want to rush into buying a fucking house with you?
00:20:34Oh, for fuck's sake, Liz.
00:20:35Alyssa!
00:21:24It's Clark with an E, by the way, in case you're having trouble finding me. I mean, I assume that's
00:21:30why you've not slid into my DMs yet.
00:21:33Thanks, I'll make a note.
00:21:38Yeah, first name Clark, second name Kent.
00:21:42Kind of a big deal down on the Daily Planet.
00:21:45Because I'm Superman.
00:21:47Yeah, I got it. Thanks.
00:21:49Sorry. Didn't mean to mansplain, you know.
00:21:53To super mansplain.
00:21:57Yeah, so you must get that a lot though here.
00:22:00Like, mansplaining.
00:22:02Like, you know, guys coming over here trying to teach you how to work out.
00:22:05It should have its own kind of like, name really, shouldn't it?
00:22:09Like, in like a kind of gym context.
00:22:12You know, I feel like it's prevalent enough for that.
00:22:13Like a specific word.
00:22:17Gymsplaining.
00:22:19Trainsplaining.
00:22:20No, because that sounds like I'm trying to teach you about railways.
00:22:29How was your workout?
00:22:31It was good.
00:22:34I, er, found someone for our threesome actually.
00:22:37Fuck's sake, I've already said I'm sorry, Liz.
00:22:40No, I'm serious, Johnny. He goes to my gym.
00:22:44Oh, did you want another girl?
00:22:46Sorry, I didn't realise.
00:22:47I don't mind either way, actually.
00:22:50Cool.
00:22:52Well, erm, I said that we'd meet him tonight to discuss it actually, so.
00:22:56Amazing, can't wait to meet him.
00:22:59Oh, fuck's sake, you know what?
00:23:00Actually I've got football tonight, so I can't.
00:23:02That's annoying.
00:23:04But you should go.
00:23:06Maybe I will.
00:23:07You should.
00:23:08Yeah, maybe I fucking will.
00:23:09Maybe you fucking should.
00:23:28I'm off now, babe.
00:23:31See you later.
00:23:32Yeah.
00:23:32Mm-hmm.
00:24:00So, erm...
00:24:02Is this where you...
00:24:03You know, bring all the guys that you pick up from the gym?
00:24:07No, I usually just fuck them right there in the changing rooms.
00:24:11Well.
00:24:12So what did I do wrong?
00:24:14Well, next time I get caught, they're gonna take away my membership, so.
00:24:17Oh, yeah.
00:24:18Oh, yeah.
00:24:18Yeah, fair enough.
00:24:19Bloody health and safety.
00:24:29Did you park on Christmas Street?
00:24:31So, erm...
00:24:31What?
00:24:32Yeah, I wasn't sure if that was the best place.
00:24:34Oh.
00:24:35Yeah.
00:24:36I'd say so.
00:24:37Yeah.
00:24:43So, erm, how come you, er, are able to gym during the day?
00:24:48How come you are?
00:24:49Oh, I, I just, erm, I work around the corner so I can just pop in at lunchtime.
00:24:54Do you work nearby? Or...
00:24:55Oh, hey.
00:24:56It's okay if you're unemployed, okay?
00:24:59Yeah.
00:24:59I was gonna, er, pay for tonight anyway.
00:25:00Kind of old fashioned like that.
00:25:01I work from home.
00:25:03So I pick my own hours.
00:25:04Oh, cool.
00:25:05What do you do?
00:25:06I'm a videographer.
00:25:08I make videos, do editing.
00:25:09Awesome.
00:25:10Awesome.
00:25:11What kind of stuff?
00:25:12Er, lots of different things, you know, like online ads, commercial stuff, that kind
00:25:17of thing.
00:25:17Oh, that's...
00:25:18I would love to do something creative like that.
00:25:20Like, you know, I draw but kind of like in my spare time.
00:25:23To do it as a job must be great.
00:25:24Hmm.
00:25:25Yeah.
00:25:25No, I love it.
00:25:26Is that something you've always been interested in or...?
00:25:29Er, pretty much.
00:25:31Do you ever get in front of the camera?
00:25:33Like, to be honest, I feel like that's the more, er, natural place for you.
00:25:38Well, I'm shy.
00:25:42You don't seem shy.
00:25:43Well, you don't really know me, do you?
00:25:45Well, so tell me.
00:25:46That's why we're here, isn't it?
00:25:48Is it?
00:25:53I mean, sure.
00:25:54I can tell you about myself, about my hopes, dreams, aspirations.
00:26:00Or we can just skip to the good part where I'm riding your cock and begging you to fill
00:26:03me with cum.
00:26:05What?
00:26:28You're actually pretty good.
00:26:31Oh, thanks.
00:26:33I mean, I would have put that way if I knew you were coming over.
00:26:35I mean, that goes for the kind of general aesthetic of the room, really.
00:26:38You know?
00:26:41Oh, yeah, you know, I wasn't thirsty either.
00:26:51Oh, yeah, hey, sorry, just, just to clarify before we, um, just to clarify, this is just
00:27:01great, great.
00:27:02Is that alright with you?
00:27:03Yeah, no, absolutely.
00:27:04Yeah, I thought so.
00:27:10Um, it's just, um, it's just a shame because, uh, I think my mum would really like you.
00:27:18And I'll stop talking about my mum now, hmm?
00:27:31Fuck's sake.
00:27:32What's wrong?
00:27:32What the fuck is wrong with me?
00:27:34What is it?
00:27:35What have I done?
00:27:35Nothing.
00:27:36You didn't do anything.
00:27:41I can see you're a nice person, Joel, and it's making me feel like a piece of shit.
00:27:46What?
00:27:51I've got a boyfriend.
00:27:54Oh.
00:27:56I always fucking do this, like, as soon as my life starts to get in order, I just go
00:28:01and mess everything up.
00:28:03Fucking self-destructive bitch.
00:28:06It's like, we're meant to be buying a house together, and then he starts talking about
00:28:09getting fucking married.
00:28:12I'm sorry, okay?
00:28:13This was just meant to be, like, one last fling or something.
00:28:16I don't fucking know.
00:28:18I mean, maybe I just wanted to have sex without a camera in my face.
00:28:24Oh, yeah, when I said videographer actually I meant cam girl.
00:28:29We sell videos online.
00:28:32You're a porn star.
00:28:35I'm gonna go.
00:28:37Hey, no, no, wait, wait.
00:28:38Look, I'm sorry for leading you on, okay?
00:28:39I'm sure you're gonna find someone really nice.
00:28:41I think you should stay, alright?
00:28:42Just have a drink.
00:28:43I've never met a porn star before.
00:28:46No, I mean it, like...
00:28:46I've got a boyfriend, Joel.
00:28:48Yeah, which is exactly why you should stay.
00:28:50Because, you know, there's clearly something going on in your relationship and...
00:28:52My relationship's fine, thank you.
00:28:54I'm just pissed off at my boyfriend.
00:28:55And I think you need someone to talk to.
00:28:57Like, even if it's just as a friend.
00:29:01You wanna be my friend, do you?
00:29:03Yeah, of course.
00:29:04Hey, I'll have you know that porn star's one of the few remaining professions I'm yet to be friend-zoned
00:29:08by.
00:29:08So, uh, yeah, you've got your teachers, your graphic designers, your accountants, but, uh...
00:29:13Never a porn star.
00:29:15Goodbye, Joel.
00:29:16Hey, just wait...
00:29:18I'm sorry.
00:29:37Liz?
00:29:39What?
00:29:40You sitting in the bar?
00:29:42What?
00:29:43Uh, no.
00:29:45Okay, can we have a chat?
00:29:47Uh, just a second.
00:30:01I'm sorry for being a dickhead, babe.
00:30:04This whole thing is stressful enough without me taking the piss.
00:30:08Are you friends?
00:30:14That depends.
00:30:16Where's my fucking cake?
00:30:22We do need to talk about this house, though.
00:30:24I know.
00:30:25I know.
00:30:25I know.
00:30:27I think we should put an offer on.
00:30:31I was talking to Shane about it at footy, and he said that him and his missus missed out on
00:30:34the place because they took too long.
00:30:36Yeah, I know.
00:30:36I...
00:30:38I just...
00:30:40I don't know.
00:30:41I thought you liked it.
00:30:43Yeah, I did. It's just...
00:30:47It's not the one.
00:30:50I mean, you can't have the perfect boyfriend and the perfect house, so...
00:30:55Okay, I'm sorry. I know I'm being awkward.
00:30:58It's okay. I expect nothing less.
00:30:59Oh.
00:31:02Why don't I make it up to you?
00:31:04You can.
00:31:18I'm sorry.
00:31:20So...
00:31:21You're not...
00:31:22I know.
00:31:23I'm sorry.
00:31:23You're not...
00:31:24But I know.
00:31:31You're not...
00:32:00What do you want?
00:32:02Well, I figured we could debrief from last night.
00:32:04Well, there's nothing to debrief, so...
00:32:07Oh, really? Don't you think it brought up some interesting issues?
00:32:10You mean like why a grown man would have toys in his flat?
00:32:13I mean, they're collectibles, but no, more like why you cheat on your boyfriend.
00:32:17It was a mistake, okay? And I've already said I'm sorry.
00:32:20Oh, you don't have to apologise. I'm trying to help.
00:32:22Yeah, well, I don't need your help, alright?
00:32:24Are you sure? Because I happen to be quite the amateur relationship specialist.
00:32:28That's right, I can maybe book you in for a therapy session
00:32:30and then we can work through those problems?
00:32:31Yeah, I'm good, thanks.
00:32:33Oh, so you've got the perfect relationship then?
00:32:35Yeah, I do, actually.
00:32:36So you still love him then?
00:32:38Can you leave me alone now, please?
00:32:39I will, just answer the question and I'll go.
00:32:41No, I don't have to answer your fucking question.
00:32:43Well, why wouldn't you?
00:32:44Because it's none of your fucking business, maybe?
00:32:46Okay, so I didn't realise it was such a controversial issue.
00:32:48It's not a controversial issue.
00:32:50So why are you getting so defensive about it?
00:32:52Because who the fuck are you to question my relationship?
00:32:54I feel like I'm a pretty unsubtle indication that there's something wrong with it, aren't I?
00:33:01Look, maybe I'm just a romantic, okay?
00:33:03But if you ask me, when you're in love with someone,
00:33:05you kind of want it to be everyone's business, don't you?
00:33:08Even when you're as cool as you are,
00:33:09and especially when you get to shove it in some know-it-all space.
00:33:13You think you're pretty fucking clever, don't you?
00:33:15I just think if you're as popular as you are,
00:33:17it shouldn't be a hard question to answer.
00:33:21Yeah, well, I think you're giving me a bit too much credit.
00:33:24I have maybe two friends and one of those is my mum.
00:33:27Oh, so you've got room for one more then.
00:33:30Look, in my opinion, people like you shouldn't have doubts.
00:33:33That's for nerds like me.
00:34:12Watch your finger this one?
00:34:15Mm-hm.
00:34:18Do you like it?
00:34:20Yeah, it looks alright.
00:34:26Well, I mean, it's hard to tell, isn't it?
00:34:30I'll try and book it.
00:34:36What do you want for dinner tomorrow? We've got carbonara tonight.
00:34:41I'm going to be out tomorrow, so I'll just, like, get my own thing.
00:34:45I'm going to, uh, try that new pilates class at the gym.
00:34:49You can get a takeaway.
00:34:51A takeaway, yeah.
00:34:53Whilst you're at the gym, I feel like even more of a fat cunt.
00:34:56I'll make a chica risotto or something like that.
00:35:00If you behave yourself, I'll save you some.
00:35:08This seems rather fucking romantic for a therapy session.
00:35:11No, it's just a coincidence.
00:35:13Really?
00:35:14Yeah.
00:35:14No, I couldn't afford my electric bill this month.
00:35:17Hence the candles.
00:35:19And, uh, thought you'd open up more if I got you drunk, so...
00:35:22How convenient.
00:35:23Hey, it's perfectly innocent, I promise.
00:35:25You want to see some ink blots?
00:35:27No, I saw your drawings last time.
00:35:29Oh!
00:35:29Oh, okay.
00:35:33Patient likes to lash out at people trying to help her and has no appreciation for art.
00:35:41Well, maybe we should just get down to why you're here, then.
00:35:45Fuck knows.
00:35:46I think you do know, though, don't you?
00:35:48This isn't fair.
00:35:50Why isn't?
00:35:50This.
00:35:51Okay?
00:35:52I'm supposed to be the one using you.
00:35:54I'm just trying to help you.
00:35:56Yeah, well...
00:35:58This wasn't supposed to happen.
00:36:19I thought it was just, like, cold feet.
00:36:23You know, we're going to be buying a house together, so.
00:36:28But I don't know.
00:36:31It's like...
00:36:32You just get into this routine where you think everything's normal and you're just going through the motions.
00:36:37And then one day suddenly something breaks you out of that and you realize you've let everything snowball.
00:36:44I mean, we hadn't even spoken about getting a place together before we made our first video.
00:36:49We weren't even living together.
00:36:52And then we realized how much money we could make and it was like...
00:36:57We'd been given this amazing opportunity.
00:37:00You know, it just seemed stupid not to.
00:37:03Neither of us could afford to buy a place otherwise.
00:37:05But we were able to save enough for a deposit in under a year.
00:37:10Wow.
00:37:12Makes sense.
00:37:13So you just convince yourself that your doubts are stupid and then...
00:37:18It's a year later and nothing's changed.
00:37:25Oh, for fuck's sake.
00:37:29I don't even know the way the fuck I'm telling you all this.
00:37:33I mean, I literally don't even know how I feel anymore.
00:37:37I mean, it's irrelevant anyway.
00:37:40I mean, how is it irrelevant?
00:37:42I mean, it's not like I can break up with him.
00:37:44Oh, what? Because of the money? The deposit?
00:37:46I mean, I'm sure I'd be a dickhead about that as well, but it's not what I meant.
00:37:50Neither of us can touch the money without the other signature, so...
00:37:55So, what's the problem?
00:37:57I know what Johnny's like.
00:37:59I mean, if ever I left him, he'd tell my mum how we've really been making our money this whole
00:38:03time.
00:38:04Shit.
00:38:05I mean, they've never really seen eye-to-eye, she's quite protective, really, so...
00:38:14So, yeah.
00:38:17Basically trapped.
00:38:20Never really thought about it till now.
00:38:24Pretty fucking stupid, really.
00:38:27But haven't they cracked down on that now?
00:38:30Like, I mean, if you take a video down, he can't just put it back up.
00:38:33That's against the law.
00:38:34I mean, it doesn't matter.
00:38:35You just have to tell my mum that I've been lying to her for the past year.
00:38:38And that her innocent little girl quit her job to have sex for money.
00:38:44For fuck's sake.
00:38:46What the fuck is wrong with me?
00:38:49Look, hey, it's okay.
00:38:51We'll figure this out.
00:38:52There's nothing to figure out.
00:38:53I'm an idiot.
00:38:57Oh, God, this is so stupid.
00:39:00Like, it's fine.
00:39:01I can just stay with him.
00:39:03I mean, is that what you want?
00:39:05It doesn't really matter what I want.
00:39:06I mean, that's the whole point I'm trying to make.
00:39:09I mean, it does matter, though, doesn't it?
00:39:11Like, you shouldn't stay in a relationship if you're not happy.
00:39:15Well, maybe I am happy.
00:39:17Probably just being stupid.
00:39:23Look, um, I understand if you don't really know how you feel.
00:39:29And obviously I have pretty blatant ulterior motives.
00:39:34But you shouldn't be afraid of being blackmailed.
00:39:37And that's not a healthy relationship.
00:39:48Thanks.
00:39:53This definitely wasn't part of the plan.
00:39:57Fucking pathetic.
00:39:58No, hey, no, hey.
00:39:59It's my fault.
00:40:00Girls always cry when they're on dates with me, so...
00:40:03So this is a date now, is it?
00:40:05Oh, um, therapy session.
00:40:07Sorry, um, Freudian slip.
00:40:10How ironic.
00:40:18So, um, you're quite close with your mum, then?
00:40:21Yeah, um, me and my dad left when I was a baby, so...
00:40:25Oh, shit, sorry.
00:40:27It's fine.
00:40:28I mean, it's not like I ever missed him.
00:40:31It was kind of great growing up with just my mum.
00:40:34Yeah, it's like growing up with a best friend, you know?
00:40:38I'm, uh, I'm quite close to my mum as well.
00:40:40Is that why you're so keen for me to meet her?
00:40:44Oh, um, the sad part is that was only half a joke.
00:40:47Um, my family are constantly grilling me about my love life,
00:40:51to the point where I feel like I've started to internalise the pressure.
00:40:55Um, yeah, I just, I'm just fed up of not having a Pictionary partner.
00:41:00What?
00:41:02Oh, um, my family love board games, right?
00:41:06So every time there's a get-together, we just play loads of games.
00:41:08And, uh, my brother and sister, they're pretty much settled down now,
00:41:11so any time we play Pictionary, I end up with my parents.
00:41:15And it's just getting so embarrassing now.
00:41:17Oh, and the cruel irony is I love drawing, right?
00:41:21So it should be my favourite game, but every time we play it,
00:41:23I just feel bitter.
00:41:27I'm glad you find my plight amusing.
00:41:39So you don't think your mum would be too happy if she found out what you do, then?
00:41:47Can we talk about something else now, please?
00:41:54So, what are your hopes, dreams and aspirations?
00:42:24So, what are your hopes, dreams and aspirations?
00:42:28So, um, I've been thinking about what you said the other night about the threesome.
00:42:34No, Johnny, I'm not still angry, okay?
00:42:37I, uh, I actually think you might be right.
00:42:45Okay, I've done the maths on some of the stuff we're turning down,
00:42:47and it's literally thousands.
00:42:49Well, yeah, that's my exact point.
00:42:51We could save it for a wedding in, what, two months?
00:42:54That's what I'm thinking.
00:42:55And, like, you know, I think we've been way too conservative in general.
00:42:59I mean, literally last week, there was a guy willing to pay £200
00:43:02to watch me tie you up and pour wax on you.
00:43:06Okay, all right.
00:43:09Well, I mean, if you want to talk about leaving money on the table...
00:43:11No, you've made your fucking point.
00:43:13No, Johnny, I'm being serious.
00:43:17Okay, I don't think we can afford to lose that kind of money anymore.
00:43:22And, I mean, we should kind of make the most out of this opportunity whilst we can, shouldn't we?
00:43:26So, I'd be willing to do the threesome, but we're a team,
00:43:31so you'd have to be willing to do some stuff too.
00:43:35What kind of stuff?
00:44:00Um, did you get my invoice for the therapy session?
00:44:04Oh, I thought you were offering to help me pro bono, you know,
00:44:08due to the fact you want to fuck me.
00:44:10No, see, I only work for free if you actually do fuck me, so...
00:44:13Oh, okay.
00:44:14Yeah.
00:44:15Do you take card?
00:44:20No, it's fine.
00:44:21You know, from my initial diagnosis, you're going to need a lot more sessions with me
00:44:24to actually, like, deal with all your problems, so...
00:44:26You can just pay me the lump sum at the end.
00:44:28Mm, is that right?
00:44:29I mean, it's my professional opinion, so...
00:44:38And what if I told you I think I've figured out a way to fix all my problems?
00:44:42Have you?
00:44:44I think so.
00:44:45Wow, I'm a better therapist than I thought.
00:44:50I've convinced him to do a sub-video.
00:44:53A sub-video?
00:44:54Yeah, as in submissive.
00:44:56You know, like, me dominating him.
00:44:58I mean, we get requests to do them all the time, but he's always too embarrassed.
00:45:02But I figured that if I have a video of him in a compromising position,
00:45:06then I can threaten to show his friends if ever he tells my mum.
00:45:11I'm going to fight fire with fire.
00:45:15You're serious?
00:45:16Yeah, I'm fucking serious.
00:45:18I don't have any other options.
00:45:21Um, okay.
00:45:23Well, you got a better idea?
00:45:25Well, can't you just threaten to tell his parents?
00:45:27I'm pretty sure he's already told them.
00:45:29I think he's told all his stupid fucking friends, too,
00:45:31because literally all their girlfriends hate me.
00:45:33I mean, they know their boyfriends are wanking over me.
00:45:35Well, I'm sure that would be the case regardless, so...
00:45:41So, are you going to help me?
00:45:45Um...
00:45:46I can't do this without you, Joel.
00:45:49Are you genuinely serious?
00:45:51I'm genuinely fucking serious.
00:45:53Okay, I've thought about what you said, and...
00:45:55You're right, I can't have this hanging over my head.
00:45:58I have a little bit of a bit of a bit.
00:46:03So, does that mean you've figured out how you feel as well, or...?
00:46:09I don't know.
00:46:11I just...
00:46:13I just know that lately I've realised I like to have options.
00:46:25if we're doing this then i'm in charge i pick the candidates i message them i make the final
00:46:32decision until we press record this doesn't even fucking involve you as far as i'm concerned
00:46:40i'm changing the password on our account
00:46:45you do what you gotta do
00:46:59and uh how are you spelling that you're such a twat i told you i'm old-fashioned i only look
00:47:05at porn i
00:47:06find in the woods okay can we stop fucking around now this is serious okay
00:47:12all right i think i found it
00:47:16oh my for god's sake okay look there create an account it's free completely free you just need
00:47:26a username and password swole joel 92 that's how i think of you yeah i mean it is my uh
00:47:35instagram
00:47:36handles a swole joel 92 uh now what you need to go on my page uh okay what's it called
00:47:48oh no i haven't tried to find it i promise
00:47:54it's called illicit
00:47:58clever okay so that's um uh a l y double s i t there's a button now that says requests
00:48:15you found that button yet yeah uh there it is
00:48:23okay uh we're in what do you want me to put
00:48:27okay say you want to see me spanking him whilst he's knelt over the back of the chair
00:48:31his hands and feet are handcuffed to the legs and he's naked except for a baby bonnet
00:48:37oh and he's begging mommy to spank him because he's been a bad boy
00:48:43well i mean we need to embarrass him don't we i mean that's just a casual friday night for me
00:48:49okay um anything else i think that should do it and what's the um what's the going rate for this
00:48:58sort of thing a thousand a thousand yeah i'll give you the cash up front i mean a thousand makes
00:49:05it too
00:49:05good to ignore
00:49:11are you sure you want to go ahead with this
00:49:18i mean i have to like i need that fridge don't i
00:49:26okay let's send it then
00:49:30and done
00:49:37oh god i just hope we didn't overdo it i mean i can always send him another one you know
00:49:43so he has options it's always good to have options isn't it
00:50:00i really appreciate you helping me joel what are friends for
00:50:11there is something else i was wondering if you could help me with actually yeah what's that
00:50:18well i'm supposed to be at pilates right now and it's gonna look pretty suspicious if i don't come
00:50:22back all hot and sweaty so uh do you have any ideas how you could help me with that
00:50:29swallow joel
00:51:16You're not getting jealous already, are you?
00:51:20She's only got 16,000 subscribers, Johnny.
00:51:22I mean, I like her, but at the end of the day, she's not got a big enough profile.
00:51:27Well, then she'll be grateful for the exposure, won't she?
00:51:29She'll try harder.
00:51:32Well, the girl I'm seeing on Saturday has 100,000, so...
00:51:35I'm playing football on Saturday.
00:51:36Sorry, babe, I mean, that's the only time she can do.
00:51:39I'll try and make it for half time.
00:51:40I mean, you'll probably be on the bench till then anyway, won't you?
00:51:44Look, I know we said that you were going to organise this entire thing,
00:51:47but you can at least let me meet them beforehand.
00:51:49What have we just been doing, dickhead?
00:51:51I'm just saying.
00:51:52Yeah, well, if it's convenient, great.
00:51:54Then if not, I guess tough luck.
00:51:55Fine.
00:51:56Luckily for you, finding women for me to have sex with is the one reason that you're allowed to miss
00:52:00my game, so...
00:52:01Hmm, lucky me.
00:52:03Well, you know, I wouldn't get ahead of yourself, though, buddy,
00:52:05because you're not fucking anybody till we've made that other video.
00:52:09I just want to say now, for the record,
00:52:13you're not putting anything in my arse, all right?
00:52:15That's a red line.
00:52:16Oh, it will be red when I'm finished with it.
00:52:18I'm fucking serious, Liz.
00:52:20Okay, fine.
00:52:21I'm sure we can find something that doesn't involve your precious arsehole.
00:52:24That's all I'm asking.
00:52:26Should we take a look?
00:52:46Oh, hey.
00:52:47I didn't see you there.
00:52:50Hey.
00:52:51It's all right.
00:52:52Probably didn't recognize me with my clothes on.
00:52:54Oh, for God's sake.
00:52:56You've literally got zero till, haven't you?
00:53:05He's agreed to do it.
00:53:06We've accepted the request.
00:53:09Oh, awesome.
00:53:10Okay, do you want me to send you the money?
00:53:12No, no, no.
00:53:13I'll give you the cash first.
00:53:15I thought we could do something this weekend, actually.
00:53:18I mean, I've got a bit of time since the afternoon, and...
00:53:20I mean, that's if, like, you still want to help.
00:53:22Now you know you've got what you wanted.
00:53:25Are you asking me out on a date?
00:53:26Oh, okay, never mind.
00:53:27I'm just going to send you the money online.
00:53:29No, it's just that you said you didn't want to risk people seeing us out.
00:53:32Yeah, well, I'm a bit sick and tired of spending all my time inside a fucking toy shop, all right?
00:53:36Um, I told you they're collectibles.
00:53:39Because no one's going to see us where we're going.
00:53:42Why?
00:53:42Where are we going?
00:53:43You'll see.
00:53:45Meet me at the lighthouse at one.
00:53:49It's a date.
00:54:14This is awesome.
00:54:16It's a really great idea for a date.
00:54:18Yeah, it would be.
00:54:33My mum used to bring me here when I was a kid.
00:54:36We could never afford to go abroad or anything, but, um...
00:54:40Yeah, she got this old raft from, like, a car boot sale or somewhere,
00:54:42and we'd come down here in the summer, and...
00:54:44We'd just, like, float along the river with a picnic and a radio,
00:54:48and, yeah, she'd tell me all about the wildlife.
00:54:54It's definitely my happy place.
00:54:58So don't do anything to ruin it, all right?
00:55:06Yeah, I think my happy place would be my parents' house at Christmas.
00:55:13Yeah, you know, waking up in my old room,
00:55:16getting straight on the Bucks Fizz with my brother and sister,
00:55:19taking the piss out of how over-the-top mum's gone on presents,
00:55:21despite us telling her every year not to.
00:55:23Playing Pictionary.
00:55:25Yeah, even that.
00:55:28Yeah, no, that to me is, like, perfect.
00:55:35Well, almost perfect.
00:55:41So, uh, so, you want me to send you that money over?
00:55:44Are you sure you don't mind?
00:55:46I mean, literally, I'll get the money out as soon as we go back into town.
00:55:49It's fine.
00:55:53Okay, it's all good to go.
00:55:56Am I pulling the trigger?
00:55:59Okay, do it.
00:56:01Done.
00:56:04Dun, dun, dun.
00:56:09Okay.
00:56:11Okay, now send a message saying that you paid
00:56:14and asking when the video will be ready.
00:56:15They always do that.
00:56:21Okay.
00:56:23All right.
00:56:25Done.
00:56:27Guess I better start looking for a bonnet.
00:56:34So, um, is there anything else you need from me,
00:56:37or is this the part where you cut me adrift?
00:56:41You know, now you've got what you wanted.
00:56:47There is, actually, yeah.
00:56:49I, um, I'm going to need you to come around to my apartment Monday night.
00:56:55Um.
00:56:58I'm going to do it.
00:57:00Okay, as soon as we finish filming the video,
00:57:02I'm going to tell him that it's over,
00:57:03and I literally have no idea how the fuck he's going to react,
00:57:06so I kind of just, like, need you there and stand by,
00:57:09you know, in case he freaks out.
00:57:11I'm sure he'll be fine, but, you know.
00:57:13I'll be waiting outside with a bottle of champagne.
00:57:21You happy now?
00:57:23Just want you to be happy.
00:57:28Then you know what to do.
00:57:47For fuck's sake!
00:57:49What the fuck is wrong with me?
00:57:53It's not funny, Joe.
00:57:54I could have killed us.
00:57:58Oh.
00:58:03Is your phone all right?
00:58:04Oh, yeah.
00:58:06Good as new.
00:58:08Oh.
00:58:16Did you, um,
00:58:18put my keys in the bag?
00:58:20Oh, God, are they not there?
00:58:26Um.
00:58:27I mean,
00:58:34I can't believe I did this.
00:58:36Honestly,
00:58:36I thought I put them in the bag.
00:58:38It's fine.
00:58:39That's exactly why they give you spares in the first place.
00:58:46Oh, for fuck's sake, I haven't given you the money, have I?
00:58:49Oh, fuck.
00:58:49This has been a complete fucking disaster.
00:58:52Uh, don't, don't be stupid, okay?
00:58:54This has been the best date I've ever been on.
00:59:02Do you mind if I give it to you on Monday?
00:59:03It's just, I really have to go.
00:59:06I mean, it depends.
00:59:08You know, do you really live at this address you gave me,
00:59:10or am I going to turn up there Monday and discover it's all just an elaborate scam?
00:59:15Guess you'll just have to wait and see, won't you?
00:59:20You know, do you have to wait and see?
01:00:00No, no, I'm nearly done.
01:01:25Yeah, see, this is why
01:01:26I need your number.
01:02:01Hello?
01:02:01Hi, it's Alyssa.
01:02:02I'm sorry it's so late.
01:02:03Can I come in?
01:02:04I'll explain what happened.
01:02:05Are you okay?
01:02:06Yeah, I'm fine.
01:02:07I'll explain inside.
01:02:09I thought this was going to be it.
01:02:11I mean, I was literally ready to do it.
01:02:12I'd psyched myself up.
01:02:14So, what did he say?
01:02:16He chickened out.
01:02:16Said he didn't want to do it.
01:02:18But what about the threesome?
01:02:19Oh yeah, he still wants to do that.
01:02:21He said that I can do the sub video with someone else.
01:02:24He doesn't mind seeing me dominate another guy.
01:02:26It's a fucking piss take.
01:02:28So yeah, we had a huge row and I ended up storming out.
01:02:31Are you okay?
01:02:32No, I mean, what am I meant to do?
01:02:35Well, I mean, you've just got to force the issue, don't you?
01:02:38You've just got to tell him it has to be him.
01:02:40I just don't think he's going to do it.
01:02:42I mean, not even for a threesome.
01:02:44He's fucked.
01:02:45The whole thing's fucked.
01:02:47I knew this was too much.
01:02:48But it's like, it had to be something that you didn't want anyone else to see.
01:02:52Yeah, no, it's a bit of a catch-22, isn't it?
01:02:56I just can't risk him telling my mum.
01:03:00We're going to have to think of something softer.
01:03:03I mean, you could always tell her yourself.
01:03:06Joel, I...
01:03:07I just think she'd understand if you just explained everything.
01:03:12I just don't want to disappoint her.
01:03:15She worked really hard for me growing up.
01:03:18Sorry.
01:03:19No, I know it must be tough.
01:03:24I just don't know what to say.
01:03:25Just tell her the truth.
01:03:40Alyssa?
01:03:51I have to go.
01:03:53I'm just trying to figure out how to explain all this.
01:04:00She'll understand.
01:04:02I know she will.
01:04:04I mean, I guess I don't really have a choice, do I?
01:04:09I mean, I guess I could just stay with him.
01:04:11No.
01:04:12See, that's not an option anymore.
01:04:14I made sure of that.
01:04:19It's got to be between Holly and Arabella, hasn't it?
01:04:23I mean, that makes the most sense financially, doesn't it?
01:04:25I mean, I'm happy either way, for the record, in case you want to factor that in.
01:04:31What's up?
01:04:32No, I'm fine.
01:04:34Um, I'm just going to go see my mum.
01:04:37Oh, okay.
01:05:07I'm just going to go see my mum.
01:05:17I was so scared.
01:05:18I mean, I was literally crying before I even told her,
01:05:20but, uh, yeah, she was great.
01:05:22And she said that she'd love me
01:05:24no matter what it was I had to tell her.
01:05:27She actually said she was proud of me.
01:05:29She said that she was proud of my initiative.
01:05:31And, um, yeah, she wanted to know all about it.
01:05:34See? I told you'd be fine, didn't I?
01:05:37Ah, God, I'm free.
01:05:39To freedom.
01:05:41Hmm.
01:05:47So, um, did you tell him?
01:05:50No, I need to delete the videos first.
01:05:52Plus, I need to pack.
01:05:53But, um, he's got football training Thursday night,
01:05:56so I'll make sure everything's ready for then.
01:05:58I need to check how long it takes for the website
01:06:00to take down the videos, actually.
01:06:01Do you mind if I just check now?
01:06:03Yeah, sure, yeah.
01:06:05More champagne?
01:06:05Yes, please.
01:06:24Um, do you mind just putting that on the table for me?
01:06:26Yeah.
01:06:31So, what does it say?
01:06:33Uh, it says that within 24 hours,
01:06:35and I will put in the request tomorrow.
01:06:37Oh.
01:06:49Thank you, Joel.
01:06:50Thank you, Joel.
01:06:51I couldn't have done this without you.
01:06:54I mean, if I'm being honest,
01:06:55I...
01:06:56I wouldn't have done this without you.
01:07:00Well, I mean, I didn't have much of a choice now, did I?
01:07:03I mean, you're the most amazing,
01:07:06most interesting,
01:07:07most hilarious girl I've ever met,
01:07:09so, you know,
01:07:10from the moment you showed me even
01:07:12the slightest bit of interest,
01:07:14I knew I had to do everything in my power
01:07:15to get you into my clutches,
01:07:18and...
01:07:19I just can't believe it worked.
01:07:50I just can't believe it worked.
01:07:51I just can't believe it.
01:07:52I don't know.
01:07:59I can't believe it,
01:08:00but it was just like,
01:08:02let me know.
01:08:04I just can't believe it.
01:08:06I can't believe it.
01:08:11That was Kennelka,
01:08:12Thank you, Gary.
01:08:12Thank you, everyone.
01:08:15Thank you, Shri.
01:08:18I love you.
01:09:03He came back. His training got cancelled.
01:09:06Alyssa?
01:09:06I need your help.
01:09:08What's wrong? Are you okay?
01:09:10Yeah. Sorry, I'm fine. I got your number off the request form. He came back. He's going
01:09:14to figure out what's going on. My suitcase is in the middle of the lounge.
01:09:17Are you still at the flat?
01:09:18No, I managed to keep him out. He said I wanted to get a takeaway. We're picking it up now.
01:09:22You need to get my case.
01:09:23Um, okay. Just hold on a second.
01:09:26Please Joel, I can't do it face to face. I thought I could, but...
01:09:29No, no. It's fine. How am I going to get into your flat though?
01:09:31I left the spare keys under the mat. When you get there, buzz number six and tell them you've
01:09:36got a package for number 18. He'll buzz you in. Please Joel, you have to hurry.
01:09:40Yeah, no. I'm on my way.
01:09:42Thank you. I'm sorry. I can't believe this is happening. Oh, for fuck's sake. I left my camera as well.
01:09:49Can you grab it for me please? It's on the tripod by the TV.
01:09:51Uh, camera by the TV. Got it.
01:09:53Thank you Joel. I'll sneak out after we get back. Will you meet me at the lighthouse? I need a
01:09:58drink.
01:09:58Yeah, that sounds awesome.
01:10:30Since I feelvaluation. What's the other thing about moving away from us?
01:10:40I think it's fast enough I have. We'll plug it out because we don't remember the only thing we have.
01:13:02I'm sorry, but the person you've called is not available.
01:13:05Please leave your message after the tone.
01:13:21It's fine.
01:13:47I'm sorry, but the person you've called is not available.
01:13:52I'm sorry.
01:14:09Mr. Clark?
01:14:11Yeah?
01:14:13Mr. Clark, we're arresting you on suspicion of kidnapping and forced imprisonment.
01:14:16What?
01:14:16You don't need to say anything.
01:14:18It may harm your defense.
01:14:19You're not kidnapping.
01:14:19Kidnapping who?
01:14:21No.
01:14:28I'm showing you that right off the bat to save us both the embarrassment of you lying
01:14:33to me.
01:14:33You understand?
01:14:34You understand?
01:14:35The sooner you tell us where he is, the better this is going to be for you.
01:14:38Who?
01:14:39What the fuck are you talking about?
01:14:41No, she told me to take the suitcase.
01:14:43She gave me the key.
01:14:44Joel.
01:14:44What the hell is going on?
01:14:46You need to accept the situation.
01:14:48You made a mistake.
01:14:49You took the wrong camera.
01:14:51No, she told me to take it.
01:14:52And now you need to tell us the truth.
01:14:55What do you mean?
01:14:56What the hell is going on?
01:14:58We have the messages, Joel.
01:15:01What messages?
01:15:02What are you talking about?
01:15:04We get requests like it all the time.
01:15:06It was a basic cuckold fantasy.
01:15:09Swole Joel?
01:15:10He said he'd pay us a thousand pounds.
01:15:12This is your account, isn't it, Joel?
01:15:18You wanted him in a suitcase.
01:15:20I didn't send these.
01:15:22I didn't send these.
01:15:23You like Alyssa a lot, don't you, Joel?
01:15:25No, I didn't write these.
01:15:27You found all her videos on your laptop.
01:15:29I was supposed to have sex afterwards, but when I went to let him out, he wasn't there.
01:15:33This is ridiculous.
01:15:34Okay, I didn't do this.
01:15:35I thought he'd gone off in a huff, but then I saw he left his phone and I watched back
01:15:40the video.
01:15:41Look, it's not what it looks like. You have to listen to me.
01:15:46I can't believe what was happening.
01:15:48She's setting me up.
01:15:50I should have recognized the name.
01:15:53I should have known who he was.
01:15:55It's time to come clean, Joel.
01:15:56I'm telling you the truth.
01:15:57He goes to my gym.
01:15:59He sent me some creepy message, but I'm used to that by now.
01:16:02I love you and I'll do anything to be with you.
01:16:06No, I didn't write that.
01:16:07What the fuck is going on?
01:16:08Why is she doing this to me?
01:16:10This is all my fault.
01:16:12A neighbor saw you at the apartment building on 16th, Joel.
01:16:16Can you explain what you were doing there?
01:16:18I made Johnny do it.
01:16:20This is fucking insane.
01:16:22We've been seeing each other for weeks.
01:16:23Joel.
01:16:23I've got her key.
01:16:24She gave me her key.
01:16:25I thought I lost it at the gym.
01:16:27Oh, no, no, no.
01:16:28She's lying.
01:16:29She's fucking lying.
01:16:30I reported it to the manager.
01:16:32Shit, she's called me.
01:16:33Check my phone.
01:16:34Check my phone.
01:16:35Check my phone.
01:16:35He wanted us to ring him just before we started filming.
01:16:40I thought it was weird, but he was paying us so much money.
01:16:43Oh, my God.
01:16:44What's happening?
01:16:45She can't do this.
01:16:46Where's Johnny, Joel?
01:16:47It's the only thing that matters right now.
01:16:49We were going to use that money to pay for our house.
01:16:51I didn't do this.
01:16:53Okay, you've got to believe me.
01:16:54Where's Johnny, Joel?
01:16:55He's in my car, but I didn't do this.
01:16:58I can't believe this is happening.
01:17:00She's setting me up.
01:17:01You need to be honest with me right now, Joel.
01:17:03I'm telling you the truth.
01:17:05Please.
01:17:06You have to find him.
01:17:20Your auntie's on her way.
01:17:45Ready?
01:17:51Ready as I'll ever be.
01:18:06I can't believe this guy's paying a thousand pounds to watch me get tossed off.
01:18:09Fucking creep.
01:18:13And was this included in the price or was this an added extra?
01:18:25How long do I need to last for?
01:18:27I'm not sure.
01:18:28I mean, I've thought about what I'm going to say, but I've not timed myself or anything.
01:18:32What?
01:18:33I mean, are you good at holding your breath?
01:18:35Do you know?
01:18:36It's not something we've ever discussed, is it?
01:18:38What the fuck are you going on about?
01:18:39I guess I'll just be as quick as I can.
01:18:42Because I'd really like for you to hear what I have to say, Johnny.
01:18:44What are you talking about?
01:18:46It's important to me that you understand why this is happening.
01:18:49If I'm honest, it's just as important as the money.
01:18:51Huh?
01:18:52And that's why simply convincing you to sign her over was never really an option.
01:18:56Is this part of the thing?
01:18:57I don't think you would have done though, would you?
01:19:00Because at the end of the day, you're just as stubborn as I am, aren't you?
01:19:03What are you talking about?
01:19:04And that's the best part about this whole situation.
01:19:07Is I can legitimately tell myself that you left me no choice.
01:19:12Alyssa.
01:19:12That I'm not just a vindictive bitch.
01:19:14Alyssa.
01:19:14Because after you deleted that email, there was no way I was going to let you keep a penny
01:19:19of my money, Johnny.
01:19:20Oh, you're not serious.
01:19:21Because it is my money.
01:19:23You know that as well as I do, don't you?
01:19:24You're not still pissed off about this, are you really?
01:19:26I mean, it's why you did what you did, isn't it?
01:19:29Because you know you're nothing without me.
01:19:31Just a pathetic, jealous, arrogant little cunt.
01:19:35Yeah, alright.
01:19:36I guess in that respect, you didn't really have a choice either, did you?
01:19:39You know you nearly had me there.
01:19:40I mean, there was no way I wasn't going to take that job, Johnny.
01:19:43This is pretty good by your standards.
01:19:45Yeah, this is good for you, to be fair.
01:19:46In fact, the more I think about this, the more inevitable this whole thing really just becomes.
01:19:51Maybe you can take some consolation from that.
01:19:53Can I just go on with the fucking video now, please?
01:19:57There is no video, babe.
01:19:59What?
01:20:01Well, not the one you think anyway.
01:20:03What are you talking about?
01:20:05Deep breath.
01:20:07What the fuck?
01:20:18I remember reading that email, Johnny.
01:20:20Best opportunity I had my entire life.
01:20:22The only one.
01:20:23And you were going to take that away from me.
01:20:26Took a lot of planning to get here, Johnny.
01:20:29But honestly, I mean, the hardest part was fighting the urge to slit your throat that first night.
01:20:34After that, the rest of it was easy.
01:20:37I went out, bought some sexy new gym clothes.
01:20:39Something that would really grab a bit of attention.
01:20:42And then I joined a new gym.
01:20:44The one we drive past to visit your current parents.
01:20:47And then I waited.
01:20:49I waited until I found the perfect guy.
01:20:53Someone I could control.
01:20:56Someone predictable.
01:20:58Someone dumb enough to do what I told him,
01:21:00and strong enough not to notice the heavy suitcase.
01:21:04Well, fingers crossed.
01:21:07I think it'll be alright.
01:21:09He's a lot bigger than you.
01:21:12Body-wise, I mean.
01:21:15Actually, you've both got tiny little dicks.
01:21:20Sorry, I shouldn't take the first, should I?
01:21:23I mean, none of this would be possible without your tiny dick, Johnny, would it?
01:21:27I suppose, in a way, the whole threesome thing proves that you really do love me, doesn't it?
01:21:31Because you're not normally the type of guy to ask for permission to fuck another girl, are you?
01:21:36That's the really tragic thing about this situation, actually.
01:21:40Because no matter how much you love me, you've ultimately ended up confirming what I've always known to be true
01:21:44deep down.
01:21:46The thing that's given me a chip on my shoulder my entire life.
01:21:50The reason I'm such a bitch.
01:21:51The knowledge that at the end of the day, the only person I can rely on is myself.
01:21:57And that's why I love you, Look.
01:21:59Theus!
01:22:04Theus!
01:22:09Theus!
01:22:15Theus!
01:22:35Okay, action.
01:22:38She told me to get her suitcase and meet her at the lighthouse.
01:22:41Is that when you moved him?
01:22:42No, I didn't move him.
01:22:43We know you moved him.
01:22:44No, I didn't move him.
01:22:46You just need to know where.
01:22:47I parked on Crescent Street and I just went straight to the bar.
01:22:50We're supposed to get married.
01:22:52I told you he's in my car.
01:22:54We just started our life together.
01:22:56Why won't you listen to me?
01:22:57You need to trust me in this, okay?
01:22:59The longer you do this, the worse it's going to be for you.
01:23:02What are you saying?
01:23:03You've already checked your car, John.
01:23:14You need to start telling us the truth.
01:23:18I'm sorry.
01:23:26I just love him so much.
01:23:38I just love him so much.
01:24:14For fuck's sake, Johnny.
01:24:27We've found Johnny.
01:24:31I'm afraid it's not good news.
01:24:33I just love him.
01:25:00Once I've checked the death certificate against the Register Office, I'll be able
01:25:04to transfer the funds immediately.
01:25:10I read about what happened to you online.
01:25:13I'm so sorry for your loss.
01:25:28You've sent us the electronic copy of the Exhumation Licence?
01:25:31Yes.
01:25:33Yeah, I've got it here.
01:25:35Perfect.
01:25:36Great.
01:25:37Okay, so everything's okay?
01:25:38Yes, all fine.
01:25:39I'll have our sexton meet you at your mother's plot in about ten minutes or so.
01:25:44Yeah, that's fine.
01:25:45Good.
01:25:46Thanks.
01:25:47My pleasure.
01:25:48Los Angeles.
01:25:49Bit of an upgrade, isn't it?
01:25:52Let's hope so.
01:25:54Bye.
01:25:57Bye.
01:26:05Bye.
01:26:08Bye.
01:26:12Bye.
01:26:12Bye.
01:26:16Bye.
01:26:19Bye.
01:26:19Bye.
01:26:20Bye.
01:26:22Bye.
01:26:23Bye.
01:26:23Bye.
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