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Leopold, being blackmailed by Sim, decides to play Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria Simulator. Little does he know, this game is not any different from the scares he is used to...

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00:00BANG!
00:00BANG!
00:01BANG!
00:02BANG!
00:08BANG!
00:17BANG!
00:26BANG!
00:31BANG!
00:32Ich will spielen!
00:34Los!
00:35Aftasmeyer, du wach!
00:40Mann mach jeder!
00:41Ich will an Ulii Tournament spielen!
00:43Los! Starte das verdammte Spiel!
00:53Starte das Spiel, du Hurensohn!
00:57Ich sag's nicht noch einmal! Los!
01:21Spielen! Du Wichser! Spielen!
01:26Ein Rüder, der wird spielen!
01:35Spielen!
01:38Ich will nicht warten! Ich will jetzt auf den Video!
01:41Ich bin hier!
01:46Es lädt! Es lädt!
01:49Ich will nicht, dass es lädt!
01:51Wenn es lädt, dann muss man die Masse wohl angewandern!
01:57Ah! Vergeilung!
01:58Hörst du!
01:59Hörst du!
02:02Hörst du!
02:03Hörst du!
02:03Hörst du!
02:08Hörst du!
02:108.
02:108.
02:139.
02:1610.
02:1911.
02:2112.
02:2413.
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02:2718.
02:2819.
02:2919.
02:45Oh
03:10AHHHHH!
03:14Begin tape. Leaving dead space. Three... two... one.
03:20The purpose of this tape is to test automated response times and reactions from vintage interactive attractions following audio stimuli.
03:28If you are playing this tape, that means that not only have you been checking outside at the end of
03:33every shift, as you were instructed to do,
03:35but also that you have found something that meets the criteria of your special obligations under paragraph four.
03:42Follow these instructions, document response times, then safely secure the space before leaving.
03:48Upon sealing the room, you are not to return.
03:51Begin audio prompt in three... two... one.
04:05Document results.
04:09Begin audio prompt in three... two... one.
04:21Document results.
04:24Begin audio prompt in three... two... one.
04:49Document results.
04:54Begin audio prompt in three...
04:58Two... one.
04:59What is that?
05:01Oh my God, what is going on?
05:04It's a new day.
05:05It's your time to shine.
05:07It's time to take your career into your own hands.
05:11You've saved money your whole life.
05:13Great.
05:13Now it's time to put all your eggs into one basket and take a huge gamble on your future.
05:19A gamble that comes with a 100% chance of success in some cases.
05:24What are we talking about?
05:25We're talking about becoming a Fazbear Entertainment franchisee.
05:29That's right.
05:30Restaurant ownership and management.
05:32Something almost anyone can do with a limited degree of success.
05:36Sure, it's a lot of money to invest, but everyone's doing it.
05:40And that means it's safe and lucrative.
05:43With your initial investment, you'll receive everything you need to get started,
05:47including a small room, some tables, and electricity.
05:50But don't forget about the money you had left over after buying your franchise package.
05:56Use it to decorate, buy a stage, buy attractions and animatronics, and much, much more.
06:01Now, let's take a look at a few things that will help you get started as a Fazbear Entertainment franchisee,
06:08such as
06:10Atmosphere
06:11Making sure your establishment has an inviting atmosphere is essential to bringing in new customers.
06:17Entertainment
06:17Having a lot of entertainment value in your restaurant will ensure that customers come back.
06:23Bonus Revenue
06:24Coin-operated games and attractions can generate additional revenue during the day,
06:29which means more money in your pocket, ready for reinvestment.
06:33Health and Safety
06:35There may be times when you purchase something of questionable quality,
06:38and we don't blame you.
06:40Cutting corners is just good business.
06:42But there are steps you can take to ensure you don't get sued for it.
06:47And that brings us to
06:49Liability
06:49Being a thrifty shopper is smart,
06:52but be aware that buying things on sale comes with a certain amount of risk.
06:57Aside from the daily risk of lawsuits,
06:59there's also the risk that something might be hiding inside whatever you just purchased with that steeply discounted price tag.
07:06Of course,
07:07that would only be a serious danger if there were something outside that's been trying to get in for months
07:12now,
07:13which we are not confirming to be the case.
07:15This concludes the amount of help we are legally obligated to provide.
07:19Remember,
07:20you are now the face of the newly rebranded Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.
07:25Wear that smile with pride and let's make some money.
07:29Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for disappearance, death, or dismemberment.
07:37Positive thing!
07:39I'm for a positive thing!
07:40Glass gets lost, eh?
07:45Let's get lost!
07:53Let's see how much cash you have left over after purchasing your franchise package.
07:58Great!
07:59That should be more than enough.
08:01Now let's get started.
08:03On your left are your product catalogs.
08:05You can unlock more expensive catalogs by simply purchasing items for your pizzeria.
08:11Use the arrows in the bottom right of the item window to browse the products for each catalog.
08:17When you're finished shopping, click the button labeled blueprint mode to place your items.
08:23You can switch back and forth between catalog mode and blueprint mode as often as you like before opening your
08:29doors to the public.
08:31When you're ready to open your restaurant for business for the day, click the button labeled finished in blueprint mode.
08:37Give it a try and do some shopping!
08:51Thanks, Michel!
08:52No, I'm not sure what you are doing!
08:59Arms are at home!
08:59I'm lost in shackles.
09:00The Versailles Chuck College only puts the momentum sequence anders in the past.
09:04The buttons on top is really short.
09:29your restaurant is now officially open awesome that doesn't mean your job is
09:34finished however you have a lot of work to do while patrons eat their pizza in
09:39the other room from your terminal you have supplies to buy papers to print and repairs
09:45to make once you've taken care of all the items on your to-do list you can log off for
09:50the day and
09:51get out of there money for supplies and repairs comes out of petty cash so don't worry about it
09:57coming out of your pocket we've got you covered the only money you have to worry about is if you
10:02choose to upgrade any of the equipment in your office now onto other matters something to be
10:08aware of is that the ventilation system and your terminal are pretty loud and may prevent you from
10:14hearing things in adjoining air vents that won't be a problem if there is nothing in the vents however
10:20if you feel that something might be in the vents you have a few tools at your disposal to protect
10:25yourself you can shut off your terminal and the ventilation system at any time to decrease the
10:31amount of attention you are drawing to yourself also shining your light directly into a vent will most
10:37likely prevent anything from jumping out you also have three tools available from the terminal itself
10:43there is a motion detector an audio decoy and a secondary ventilation unit keep in mind however that you can
10:51only have one of these active at any given time now get to it simply log off when you've completed
10:58your
10:58tasks for the day and you can go get some coffee
11:06okay
11:08so
11:08so
11:09Let's go.
11:47Fascinating...
11:47What they...
11:49They can't help us in those schools!
11:53As, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as!
12:12Great job!
12:13It looks like you're getting the hang of this.
12:15Now let's just focus on getting you through your first week.
12:18There's a big party here Saturday,
12:20and you should view that day as your ultimate test.
12:23Make it through Saturday,
12:25and you will have proven yourself as the successful entrepreneur
12:28that we all know you can be.
12:37Congratulations on completing your first day.
12:40However, your job isn't over just yet.
12:43There is another aspect to your end-of-day routine,
12:46and that is inspecting and salvaging any animatronics
12:51found in the alley outside the back door.
12:53Things are found here quite often,
12:55and while we aren't sure why,
12:57what we do know is that they can be used for parts,
13:01which can mean a much-needed revenue boost
13:04before starting your next day.
13:06Of course, as with everything else in this line of work,
13:10those benefits come with risk.
13:12The safest thing to do is to throw it back outside,
13:15but then you get no money for the salvage.
13:19Choose to keep it,
13:20and you run the risk of certain negative consequences,
13:23namely, death.
13:24Should the item in question not be as docile as it first appeared.
13:29If you do decide to try to salvage it,
13:32then you must complete the maintenance checklist.
13:35During this testing phase,
13:36check on the animatronic frequently.
13:39If you feel that it is becoming unstable,
13:42use the taser provided to you.
13:44You can use it three times without damaging the hardware.
13:47Every use over three, however,
13:49will decrease the item's salvage value.
13:53Before you is an animatronic found in the back alley.
13:56We are unsure of its origins.
13:59It is your job to complete the maintenance checklist
14:01before claiming it as salvage.
14:04Or, if you choose to,
14:06you can throw it back into the alley where you found it,
14:08and forfeit payment.
14:10Please make your choice now.
14:15You have chosen to proceed with the maintenance checklist.
14:18Remember,
14:19use your company-issued taser to return the animatronic to a neutral state
14:23if you feel that it's becoming unstable or aggressive.
14:27You can only use it three times before it begins to damage the animatronic,
14:31and decrease its value.
14:32Begin audio prompt in three, two, one.
14:46Document results.
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16:02Begin audio prompt in three, three, two, one.
16:07Begin audio prompt in three, two, one.
16:38Document results.
16:41You have completed the maintenance checklist and may proceed with the salvage.
16:54Well done.
16:55End tape.
16:58Thanks for letting me join the party.
17:01I'll try not to disappoint.
17:19Hello, I'm the Simulation Kit.
17:21I know English and here's a message to Flipaflap.
17:25Spacewalker444 did not kill me.
17:28I am okay.
17:29Can't you see?
17:31And whatever says that I got killed by him is dumb.
17:38Because I'm not the dead, why on earth would I die except only eight?
17:53I am not the dead.
17:56There.
18:07I'll get them back.
18:09Oh, I got them.
18:10It's an easy way to do that.
18:11I got them now, and I got them.
18:14I got them.
18:16I got them!
18:19I got them!
18:21How are you doing?
18:23I'm gonna do that.
18:23What?
18:23What?
18:23What?
18:24What?
18:24What...
18:24What?
18:25What?
18:26I mean, come on now. Seriously? To all you people who think I'm dead, you're dumb.
18:40Yeah. And to all you people who hate Flippa Flap,
18:46CAREけれども, you're deaf and you're�

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