00:00Alright folks, take a look at your screen, Paris is absolutely flooding the streets today.
00:04And no, this isn't a parade. Millions are out, stretching for miles, making history.
00:09But wait, official government math just dropped. According to the police department's magical
00:13calculators, they counted, wait for it, just 5,000 people. Yeah, you heard that right. I guess
00:19eyesight is a luxury these days. Millions on the street, but 5 grand on paper. Who taught these
00:25guys how to count? Stay tuned before they count this crowd down to zero.
