00:00They say clean living is its own reward.
00:03Aye, but dynamic living is much more fun.
00:06I scrubbed my conscience just this morning.
00:08And missed a spot.
00:09He said he wanted a woman with clean habits.
00:12So I washed his mouth out with soap.
00:14You missed a spot.
00:16Time for a rinse.
00:19My husband is like a fine wine.
00:22Oh, full of body and rich?
00:24No, sour and better kept locked in the cellar.
00:27Ha, ha, ha, ha!