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The Most Dangerous Self Defense Move in History

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00:00what if you have an emergency in the middle of the night dick out like that's when you attack
00:05i'm scared of that really you made your mid-conflict dude just grabs a whole
00:11that's that's exactly where i want to make conflict that's my point i'm going to tantalize
00:16him with my sweet penis but he gives you he gives you a dick crank mid-fight dude if some
00:23i would
00:24instinctively need someone in the face you would you would never move faster if your dicks out in
00:28fight you're going to move with like a you're going to be 50 faster exactly if someone goes
00:34towards your naked penis you're going to move like you're going to be always going to snag you
00:41and you're going to hold up you're going to be working a zipper like hold up hold up
00:43there has to there's definitely been i mean that must have happened thousands of times throughout
00:49history of just like a brutal fight that ends with like two guys each holding each other's dicks
00:55talk about like tribal warfare like you know you had like a little shawl around you there's
01:00probably like the weapons go down people are tired someone grabs their dick you grab you just both
01:03just squeeze till the best man wins i think that's a chinese thing it's like karate

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