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00:00You are one handsome dog, but then again, you're pretty snazzy yourself.
00:07Oh, hi! I'm trying to decide which me I should use for my upcoming Fetch Book Tour.
00:12Of course, I haven't exactly written the book yet, but I'm working on it.
00:14Just a moment. Yes! It's my mail-order dance course!
00:18Lesson number one, the cha-cha.
00:22Learning the cha-cha. First step, face your partner.
00:26My partner?
00:27Ooh, ooh! I can ask Charlene, the poodle next door.
00:30Oh, she's pretty classy. And she likes me.
00:33She told me once I had halitosis.
00:35That means charm and good looks. I think.
00:39I probably should look that up. Let's see. HHH. Halitosis, yes!
00:44Bad breath! She said I had bad breath!
00:47That's impossible! Everyone knows dogs have the cleanest mouth in the whole animal kingdom!
00:52Oh, that was a good bite right there, yeah. Mmm, tasty!
00:55Life was missing its mystique. My squeaky toys had lost their squeak.
00:59And then, out of the blue, I saw the phone, and BAM! My destiny was calling me!
01:06Pitched my vision for a show. They loved it! Thought I was a pro!
01:10They got my contract back to find, to their alarm, a dog had signed!
01:14Oh, I like that name.
01:16It's Ruff Ruffman!
01:19I didn't wait to renovate. Found six contestants. All were great!
01:23And now I'm on the road to fame. I've got a game show, and its name is...
01:28It's very catchy.
01:30It's Ruff Ruffman!
01:31It rolls off the tongue. Wait, stop!
01:34Somebody wanna tell me why we got cats singing?
01:38Funding for Fetch with Ruff Ruffman has been provided by...
01:41The National Science Foundation, where discoveries begin.
01:45The Arthur Vining Davis Foundations, dedicated to strengthening America's future through education.
01:51And by Arby's.
01:54And by Green Dog.
01:56And by contributions to your PBS station from viewers like you.
02:05And here come the contestants now!
02:09She plays the cello and the handbells! It's Anna!
02:13He wants to be the best guitar player in the universe!
02:17Brian!
02:18He's eating Kalilu, and he never wants to eat it again!
02:22Kalil!
02:24She thinks she's a terrible singer!
02:26Julia!
02:28She wants Tula danced in a grass skirt in a shopping mall!
02:32Taylor!
02:33He can do the stomach wave!
02:35Noah!
02:38Let's get an update on the scores.
02:40We have a three-way tie for third!
02:43Noah, Taylor, and Brian each have 40 points.
02:46Tied for second with 80 points, Anna and Julia!
02:50And in first place, Kalil with 85!
02:55Hello and welcome to Fetch!
02:56The new reality game show where...
02:59Um...
03:01I don't get it.
03:02Hey, does anybody have a mint?
03:03Here's the problem.
03:04You know the poodle that lives next door.
03:06I'm talking to her the other day, and she tells me I like your halitosis, which at the time I
03:13thought was a compliment.
03:14Halitosis is bad breath.
03:16That's what I found out when I looked it up!
03:18That's not a compliment at all!
03:19So now I've been walking around going, does my breath stink?
03:22What's going on?
03:22I don't understand!
03:23I mean, I'll tell you guys, and I don't mean this as an insult, but it's a known fact that
03:27the inside of a dog's mouth is actually cleaner than the inside of a human's mouth.
03:31It is true.
03:32I mean, you guys believe me when I say a dog's mouth is clean?
03:34I do.
03:34As a matter of fact, that's it. I'm making it part of the challenge today.
03:38It's challenge time!
03:41Challenge number one is to prove or disprove, once and for all, for the poodle next door, that a dog's
03:48mouth is cleaner than a human being's.
03:50Brian and Anna, you'll find the details of your challenge in the mailbox.
03:54Go fetch!
03:57Good luck, guys! Make us proud!
03:59Make us proud!
04:01Cleaner than humans! You'll see!
04:04Challenge number two begins with one mysterious word.
04:09Super Shag!
04:11What?
04:12Super Shag.
04:13The details of the challenge are in the mailbox, so Julia and Khalil.
04:18I don't know why.
04:20Good luck, guys! Let me know what Super Shag is.
04:23Go fetch!
04:23Bye, guys!
04:26As determined by the fetch 3000, Taylor and Noah have stayed behind in the studio this week, but they'll be
04:31eligible to win points during the halftime.
04:34And don't worry, you two. The fetch 3000 is on it. You have the fetch fairness guaranteed.
04:42All the contestants will have competed for the same number of points by the time the grand prize is awarded.
04:46For the four kids out on the challenges, up to 100 points are at stake in the triumph tally. So
04:51let's catch up with Brian and Anna in challenge number one.
04:55I think this is it!
04:56Let's go!
04:58Hi!
04:59Can we listen to Dr. Birdie?
05:00Dr. Birdie?
05:01Hi, I'm Brian. Nice to meet you.
05:03It's Dr. Birdie.
05:25I'm not sure.
05:25Because I mean, dogs are disgusting what they do.
05:27Whoa, hold on there, Anna.
05:28I'm like eating out of the garbage can.
05:29Yeah, and...
05:30That can't be good.
05:31Hey, you've never seen me eating out of a garbage can.
05:33You give me a nice order of Mooshu pork and I'm digging.
05:36I have a dog myself, and his name is Jack.
05:39Oh, hey, there's Jack.
05:40When you look at his teeth, what makes you think they're clean or not clean?
05:43They're clean.
05:43What do you look for?
05:44Oh, because they're white?
05:46What is black?
05:46Black is the yellow stuff that sticks to your teeth, and you have to brush it off.
05:49And where does it come from?
05:51Bacteria?
05:52Yeah.
05:53Is all bacteria bad?
05:54No.
05:55No.
05:55So there's good bacteria and there's bad bacteria.
05:58What's a good bacteria?
05:59What do they do?
06:00They help with maybe breaking down your food when you're eating, part of digest.
06:04Oh, that's right.
06:04So what you have to really know is the bacteria that's in black is really bad bacteria and can
06:08lead to gum disease and cavities.
06:10And how are we going to figure out if the dog or the human has cleaner mouth?
06:15Find out which one is more black.
06:17Can you see bacteria with your own eyes?
06:19We can use something called this closing solution.
06:24You swish around in your mouth and it's going to magically stick to all the black and bacteria
06:29that's on your teeth.
06:30And then you can see it.
06:31And then you can see it.
06:32How are you going to then figure out who has clean mouth or not?
06:35Where is the most pink, maybe?
06:37Yeah.
06:38Okay.
06:38Do you want to test me?
06:40One.
06:41We're going to put this on you.
06:42Make sure you hit the ball.
06:45I'm joking.
06:48The moment of truth comes out.
06:52Eww.
06:54What have I been doing?
06:55I've been brushing good.
06:56Apparently not.
06:57Look at Brian's on TV.
06:59See how we have the pink stuff right on top and on the bottom.
07:01Pink on top and bottom.
07:03Now on the bottom, right.
07:04There's only a little bit right in between the teeth because you're not flossing.
07:08All right.
07:09Give me a grade from an A to an F. Come on, Annie.
07:12Be nice.
07:13I've only seen one, so I don't know.
07:14We can split his mouth into two.
07:16You can give him two grades.
07:18Okay.
07:18I think the braces part's probably like a B. That's, I don't know.
07:23C.
07:24C.
07:25And I say the bottom is a B+.
07:26So I get a C and a B+.
07:28So I average my grade between two teeth or a U.
07:32Is that like a B-?
07:33C.
07:33C.
07:33C.
07:34C.
07:36C.
07:37C.
07:37C.
07:37C.
07:37C.
07:37C.
07:38C.
07:38C.
07:39C.
07:41C.
07:41C.
07:41C.
07:42C.
07:43C.
07:43C.
07:49C.
07:49C.
07:49C.
07:49C.
07:50C.
07:50Are you Rachel and Tibor?
07:51We are.
07:52That's right.
07:53Hi, I'm Rachel.
07:54I'm Tibor.
07:55So, Ruff tells me that you're going to learn
07:58how to ballroom dance today.
08:00That's exciting.
08:01Yeah, well, we're going to do a dance called waltz.
08:03We're going to start with what's called the box step.
08:06The box step.
08:08Now let's talk about the way you're actually
08:10going to hold on.
08:11It's called dance position.
08:12My shoulder blade, feel the chicken wing bone here.
08:15Put your other hand up onto my shoulder.
08:17Yeah, hold your little fingers right there.
08:20Okay.
08:20That's good.
08:22I can do that.
08:23And now here you're going to hold the four fingers
08:25between your thumb and forefinger, just like that.
08:28One rule that you want to know is that the gentleman
08:30always starts with his left foot.
08:31Now I want you to envision a handkerchief on the ground.
08:34We're going to cover all four corners.
08:36So starting with your left foot, you're going to walk forward
08:39to the side and close your feet.
08:42That seems easy.
08:44I could do that.
08:45How are we going to get you not to stop on the feet?
08:48The combination of having a good dance position,
08:51but also making sure that you use your body
08:53to come towards the lady.
08:55Okay, so now what we're going to do is learn how to travel.
08:59And all I'm going to do is take the box step
09:01and just cut it in half and make it move forward.
09:04Good.
09:05Now instead of going back with the right foot
09:07like we do in the box, you're just going to go forward
09:10with the right foot, forward, side, good.
09:13Step, side, step, side, step.
09:16One, two, and one, and two.
09:20Oh, my nose.
09:21So now it's Anna's turn.
09:23All right, Anna.
09:27Rinse away.
09:29Here we go, Anna.
09:30Here we go.
09:32She doesn't do that bad at all.
09:33She does a good job at home, huh?
09:36So we have only a little bit in between the teeth.
09:39Put it up, Anna.
09:40Look at those shiners.
09:41Yeah, and the back is pretty clean.
09:43So what do you think?
09:45I guess I'll give you a B plus.
09:47Put a little B plus.
09:48Okay.
09:50You don't do that.
09:51Wow, we're trying the expert next.
09:53This is new.
09:55Good.
09:56Swishy, wishy, wishy.
09:57This is the revenge, Ryan.
10:00Let's see.
10:01Look how wet your teeth are.
10:03Well, I don't have braces, if that's fair.
10:05I see little bits in between here.
10:09You're right.
10:09On the top, there's really none in between.
10:11I give the A on the top.
10:12Guys, we're going to have to give Dr. Birdie an A.
10:14Come on, Anna.
10:15Oh, she got an A?
10:16Come on, Dr. Birdie.
10:17Wow, I guess Dennis really know how to brush their teeth.
10:19This could be a problem.
10:21So do you think three people's enough?
10:23Nope.
10:23How many do you think we should do?
10:24Ten?
10:25Ten.
10:25Let's, before we get anyone, let's review one how you're going to measure.
10:29A is best.
10:30A is a little black.
10:31Very, very, very.
10:32Come on.
10:32B would be in between.
10:34A little bit of black and some in between.
10:35So, black in between the teeth.
10:37D would be it's covering the tops and the inside.
10:39A D would be a pink tooth.
10:42An F.
10:44Just look at it.
10:45Can't look at it.
10:46Can't look at it.
10:46Just relax.
10:47Snohan will be done.
10:48Take a switch with the cup right there.
10:52Oh, my.
10:53Definitely an A.
10:54We got it.
10:54Congratulations.
10:55All right.
10:56It's not that bad.
10:57Yeah, so we're going to give you a B.
10:59All right.
11:00Next victim.
11:03Oh, man.
11:05Some in between here.
11:07Let's give him a B.
11:08I'd give the bottoms an A and a C.
11:10I'd guess that's a B.
11:11Get a B.
11:12Okay.
11:13Ooh.
11:14Ooh, look at the bottoms.
11:16She got a C.
11:18Maybe humans don't have such dirty mouths.
11:22We can't compare to dogs yet, though.
11:24Maybe they've got, like, all A's.
11:25Well, you know, we haven't started testing the dogs yet,
11:28so let's, you know, I bet we're going to have lots of A's there.
11:31Two or three, please.
11:34Offer your hand.
11:35That's great.
11:36Ah, now Khalil and Julie are going to dance together.
11:38Let's see what they've learned.
11:40Let's just fix that.
11:41I don't think it's good to crack on your dance partner.
11:43That's good.
11:44One, two, three.
11:46One, two, three.
11:47Two, three.
11:48Good.
11:49Now a box step.
11:51Oh.
11:51Oh, you got caught leading.
11:55Julie is the alpha dancer.
11:56She just likes to lead.
11:57One, two, three.
11:58That's good.
11:59That's good.
11:59No stepping on the paws.
12:01Oh, wait, what?
12:02Wait, where's that?
12:02Oh, no.
12:04Are you ready?
12:06One, two, three.
12:07I don't feel so bad.
12:08This is not as easy as it looks.
12:10One, two, three.
12:12One, two.
12:13All right.
12:13Number three.
12:14They didn't step on each other's feet there.
12:16And Khalil led.
12:17Nicely done, Khalil.
12:19Ladies love to spin.
12:20So you have to learn how to do an underarm turn.
12:24It's bad enough I've got halitosis to deal with.
12:26Now I've got to do something that involves my underarms?
12:28You get to do the work.
12:29We get to do the pretty part.
12:31One.
12:32Keep going.
12:32Good.
12:33Box step.
12:33Good.
12:34Keep going.
12:35Box step.
12:35One, two, three.
12:36One, two, three.
12:38One, two, three.
12:39One, two, and walk.
12:41Ready.
12:42One, two, three.
12:44Turn.
12:44Turn.
12:45One, two, three.
12:46Collision away.
12:47Ready.
12:49Three.
12:49One, two, lift.
12:51Walk.
12:52Walk.
12:53Walk.
12:53You have to trust your dance partner.
12:55One, two, three.
12:57That was much better.
12:58And it's halftime here in Studio G.
13:05Now it is time for Taylor and Noah to earn some points of their own in the halftime quiz show.
13:10I'm going to ask you ten questions.
13:13Each question is worth five points for a total of 50 points.
13:16Are you guys ready?
13:18Yes.
13:19Then let's begin with question one.
13:22Brian and Anna's hypothesis is what?
13:25That dogs have cleaner mouths.
13:26That dogs have cleaner mouths.
13:28That dogs have cleaner mouths.
13:30That dogs have cleaner mouths.
13:30Then who?
13:31Humans.
13:32Right, correct.
13:32Are Brian's braces on the top or bottom of his mouth?
13:35Top.
13:36Correct.
13:37How many people do Brian and Anna need to test?
13:39Ten.
13:40Correct.
13:41What's the name of the dentist they visit?
13:43Dr. Bertie.
13:44Dr. Bertie.
13:45Correct.
13:46What's the main ingredient of plaque?
13:48Bacteria.
13:49Bacteria.
13:50Bacteria.
13:50How do Brian and Anna decide to test a mouth's cleanliness?
13:55What's that called?
13:56Something fluid.
13:58Cotton.
13:59Can we skip this one?
14:01We'll skip.
14:01What dance step are Khalil and Julia learning?
14:03The walls.
14:04Correct.
14:04When doing the box step, the gentleman leads with which foot?
14:08The left one.
14:09Correct.
14:09What object does Khalil picture on the floor when learning the box step?
14:12A handkerchief.
14:13A handkerchief.
14:13Correct.
14:14What is the name of the dance studio Julia and Khalil have been sent to?
14:17The super shack.
14:18Super shack.
14:19Correct.
14:20Oh, I'm sorry.
14:21We're out of time.
14:23The answer to question number six, how do Brian and Anna decide to test a mouth's cleanliness
14:28by using a pink liquid, a disclosing solution, to see who has more plaque on their teeth?
14:34That's 3,000.
14:35Let's have a final tally.
14:37Nine out of 10.
14:38That's 45 points.
14:39That's great.
14:40Now, with that, of course, marks the end of our halftime trivia quiz.
14:45So sit tight, kids.
14:46Have some popcorn as we move back to our challenges.
14:51All right.
14:51You're going to meet my dentist next.
14:53Dr. Levan.
14:54This is my dog, Jack.
14:55Hey, Jack.
14:56And he's acting very hyper right now.
14:58Calm down.
14:58All right.
14:59Let's go.
15:01Hi.
15:01Hi.
15:02Are you Dr. Levan?
15:02I am.
15:03We're trying to figure out if dogs' mouths or humans' mouths are cleaner.
15:07That's good.
15:07My hypothesis was that dogs had cleaner mouths.
15:10Yes.
15:10Okay.
15:11So basically, like, which animal has the most plaque?
15:13We graded it on a scale from, like, A to F.
15:15Jack, don't let me down, buddy.
15:17Dogs certainly get plaque.
15:19One of the things that makes the mouths different is dogs are carnivores.
15:23They eat meat.
15:24Oh, do we?
15:26They've got these big fangs here for grasping.
15:29Good-looking fangs.
15:30And then on the side, they've got these big teeth for cutting.
15:34So one of the advantages that dogs have in keeping their mouth clean is that the upper
15:40teeth tend to brush the outside of the lower teeth.
15:44People, we're what's called omnivores.
15:46We have just these big flat surfaces for grinding because we need to eat everything.
15:51And our teeth don't overlie one another like a dog does.
15:57So we have some disclosing solution.
15:59It's the same that you used this morning in the dentist office.
16:02Yeah, right.
16:03That's good.
16:03All right, Jack.
16:03Just relax.
16:04Piece of cake.
16:05Don't look so nervous.
16:07Easy.
16:07Easy.
16:09Oh, great.
16:10Thanks, Jack.
16:11So all we're trying to do is look at his teeth.
16:14How are they?
16:15They look pretty darn good to me.
16:16Look at that.
16:16They do look good.
16:17I think I gotta give him an A.
16:19Did I hear an A?
16:19Oh, yes.
16:21Jack.
16:22Oh, my man.
16:23I so own you.
16:25Oh, she's a cutie.
16:27Friends are gorgeous.
16:29Just our backs.
16:30We might have to give her a B.
16:31Rob?
16:32Yeah.
16:32This is Marty and he's a pug.
16:34Hey, Marty.
16:35How you doing?
16:36Thanks for coming in.
16:37There's a little bit in between.
16:39A little bit.
16:39B.
16:39All right, not bad.
16:41What, Miranda?
16:41Does Miranda have a boyfriend?
16:42She doesn't.
16:43She's single at the moment.
16:44Rob?
16:45Look at that pretty face.
16:48Miranda.
16:49I'll call you.
16:50She did have some on the surface.
16:52I think we have to give her a C.
16:56Stewie.
16:57B.
16:57Yeah, I'd say B.
16:59Stewie.
16:59What's up with that?
17:00You're not brushing enough.
17:02Stewie, you want a treat?
17:03Stewie.
17:03Ooh, a treat.
17:04Okay, Ralph, I think I'm gonna save this one for you, okay?
17:07What do you think?
17:08A C.
17:09A C.
17:10I think it's a D.
17:11You know, this is a scientific investigation.
17:13We have to let the teeth tell us, not how much we love the dog.
17:18Even though we think he's an A-type dog, his teeth had to come in as a D.
17:23If this is a hair contest, you'd win.
17:28I think it's a D.
17:29I have better teeth than you.
17:32Although you don't.
17:33Yes, I do.
17:36So I think that's gotta be a D.
17:38That's just great.
17:39Another D.
17:40Try not to eat it, Boo.
17:41Doing a test here.
17:42Scientific.
17:43Try to take this seriously, please.
17:44See?
17:45I agree.
17:46Let's go, Ollie.
17:47That's a good-looking dog right there.
17:49He's right up there, huh?
17:50It's so spicy.
17:51Oh, man.
17:52See?
17:54What's your game plan?
17:55You're gonna just listen to him, yeah?
17:57One, two, three.
17:59One, two, three.
18:00One, two, three.
18:01One, two, three.
18:01One, two, three.
18:02Step, step, step, step.
18:03Oh, the music seems to be helping.
18:05Now can you try and travel?
18:07Now they're gonna travel.
18:09One, two, three.
18:10Oh, up one.
18:11One, two, three.
18:11All right, all right.
18:12Don't get frustrated.
18:13Make sure you buckle up.
18:14You've seen me dance.
18:15It's no picnic.
18:16You're gonna just hit the cruise control and keep the same speed.
18:19All right.
18:19I think they're learning to drive now.
18:21One, two, three.
18:22That's it.
18:23One, two, three.
18:24One, two, three.
18:25One, two, three.
18:27One, two, three.
18:27One, two, three.
18:29Oh.
18:30There you go.
18:30Very nice.
18:31That was awesome.
18:32That was so good.
18:34Excuse me.
18:35Is this on?
18:36Yeah.
18:37Hey, this is Ruff.
18:39You guys having fun?
18:41Yeah.
18:41A lot of fun.
18:41Well, here's the next part of your challenge.
18:43There is a big dance party happening tonight at Super Shag.
18:48I love you.
18:48I love you.
18:49I love you.
18:51Your challenge is to get properly dressed and perform your dance in front of the crowd.
18:57That's right.
18:58And just to give you a little extra moral support, here's someone you might recognize, Julia.
19:05It's Julia's Aunt Joan.
19:08Good friend of mine.
19:10Excellent dance instructor.
19:13Oh, the cha-cha.
19:15That's what I want to learn.
19:17I'm hoping she can teach me a few moves so I can take that poodle out.
19:23Oh, that's good.
19:24Oh, that's good.
19:25That's a...
19:26Oh, wow.
19:27That is so much harder than the waltz.
19:30Oh!
19:30I thought he dropped it.
19:33Wow.
19:34Wow.
19:34That was so awesome.
19:37So we successfully tested them all.
19:39We found that 60% of the humans got a B.
19:41Uh-huh.
19:4420% A's.
19:4510% F.
19:4610% C's.
19:48Let's do the same thing with percents for the dogs so we can compare it a little bit.
19:50Okay.
19:51We have our BAs.
19:521A.
19:52Percentages, percentages.
19:531A.
19:5310% A.
19:5420% B's.
19:55Got a B's.
19:56Okay, good.
19:5630% C's.
19:57Okay.
19:59And D is 1, 2, 20% C's.
20:02Okay, so for dogs, it looks like 50% were B or better.
20:05But if I look at humans, it's like 80% was B or better.
20:08I know.
20:09Well, wait a minute here.
20:10You only tested 10 dogs.
20:12You can't be positive dogs are dirtier.
20:14It looks like dogs, they're slacking a little bit here.
20:17I know.
20:17I think humans are superior.
20:19Superior class.
20:20What do you think of that?
20:21No!
20:22Ha ha ha ha!
20:23Oh!
20:25Hey, Ralph, just gotta give you something to chew on, okay?
20:28Dogs' mouths are dirty and you are wrong, okay?
20:31Over and out.
20:32I don't like this puppet show.
20:34It's not right.
20:36Tick tock, tick tock.
20:37Time to get dressed, guys.
20:38Big crowd waiting.
20:39Oh, that's not gonna work.
20:41Oh, better.
20:42Better.
20:42Wait a minute, that's not good.
20:44Oh, that's a little better.
20:47Snazzy!
20:48White socks.
20:48Black socks.
20:49New.
20:50There we go.
20:52Black socks.
20:54Oh, I'm loving the tucks.
20:56Loving it.
20:57Oh, they look so grown up.
21:00My, my fetchers.
21:02Oh!
21:04Wow, there's a lot of people there.
21:07And here they come.
21:08Here come my fetchers.
21:09Julia and Khalil, they look so good.
21:12Wow, there's really a lot of people there.
21:14I'm so nervous.
21:16A little bow and curtsy.
21:20Oh, and Julia has a great looking collar.
21:23Oh, that is much nicer than mine.
21:28They're smiling.
21:30Khalil's leading.
21:30He's doing so well.
21:40Wow!
21:41Good turn.
21:42That was a good turn.
21:43That was a good turn.
21:47Look at the feet.
21:48They're synced in.
21:48They're laughing.
21:49They're having a good time.
21:50That's one.
21:53One last spin.
21:56Oh, a double spin back into the reverse something.
22:00That was kind of creative.
22:01And that's it.
22:04Listen to that crowd.
22:05They love them.
22:07Hey, Ralph.
22:08We made it.
22:09We did it.
22:10We did the challenge.
22:11So I hope you give us a lot of points.
22:13We're just going to keep on ballroom dancing.
22:15See ya.
22:16We rock.
22:16If you don't rock, you won't.
22:19Keep going, guys.
22:20You look awesome.
22:23That's it.
22:24I'm signing up.
22:25I'm going to Super Shag.
22:29I'm the line.
22:30I want to do a conga line.
22:33Oh, hey, oh.
22:35Oh, oh.
22:37Oh, hey, oh.
22:38Oh, hey, oh.
22:38See ya, come on.
22:39See ya back at Studio G, Julia.
22:49That was cool.
22:53All right.
22:54First up, the dog-breath duo.
22:57Anna and Brian.
22:59That was awesome.
23:00That was so fun, brother.
23:01Hey, I think it's time to welcome our dancing hero, Julia and Kalil.
23:07I like you guys' outfits.
23:08That was cool.
23:08Good job.
23:09Yeah, you guys can rock.
23:10Where's the evening gown?
23:12Where's the tux?
23:13Sorry, they had to be returned to the studio.
23:16Oh, I wanted to see you guys all dolled up.
23:19All right, who wants some points?
23:22Points, points, points.
23:23Well, let's do it.
23:24Julia and Kalil, you learned the waltz.
23:28For two very classy people, 45 points each.
23:32Good job, guys.
23:33Wow.
23:34You guys laughed together, which is great.
23:35You kept your sense of humor.
23:36That gets you another 30 points.
23:38Good job.
23:39Nice, guys.
23:39We here on Fetch reward people for good fashion.
23:44And for looking mighty fine in your dancing duds, a very spiffy 10 points for high fashion.
23:51That gives each of you 85 points.
23:55Nice job.
23:56Good job, guys.
23:57I give the bottom a C.
23:59The C.
23:59Okay.
23:59Now, moving on to the good doctors.
24:01For even figuring out a way to determine whose mouth was cleaner.
24:04And for going about it like true scientists, 50 points.
24:08Nice.
24:09Okay.
24:09Now, Brian, I can tell you, you have gotten away with dogs.
24:14They love you.
24:15Dog man.
24:16Right.
24:17I'm giving you a modest for your love of dogs and for the dog's love of you.
24:23I can't help it.
24:24I'm biased, baby, because I'm a dog.
24:25I'm going to give you 6,435 points.
24:28Yes.
24:31Oh, wait a minute.
24:32Wait a minute.
24:36Yeah, the Fetch 3000 isn't programmed to give points that high.
24:39But I'm going to have to minus 6,400 off that total, which still means a respectable 35 extra points
24:46for you.
24:4735.
24:48Now, Anna, you were funny.
24:51And you know, Ruff likes a good sense of humor.
24:53It's important to the ratings.
24:5635 points.
24:5635 points.
24:57Good job, Anna.
24:58But is that all the points a dog can give out?
25:01Bonus time.
25:02Brian, for helping me line up three dates, thanks to you, 10 points.
25:06Yes.
25:07But I am not done bonusing yet.
25:10Giving another 10 points to Anna for not forgetting that her show's host has a weakness for the vickies.
25:17Is that a little snacky snack?
25:18Yes, I do.
25:20Fetch 3000.
25:20What do we got?
25:21Both Brian and Anna are today's daily winner.
25:24Oh, you know the rules.
25:26It's your choice.
25:26I'll tell you what.
25:27Let's go.
25:28Brian, Anna, step to the mailbox.
25:29Retrieve your prize and leave the biscuit inside, please.
25:33Wait, wait, wait.
25:34Wait a second.
25:35Okay.
25:36The two winners of today's show must perform a waltz right here, now in the studio.
25:43Julia, Kalil, why don't you give them a little help?
25:45Okay, so hold my waist right there.
25:50Fetch with ruff ruff men.
25:54Fetch with ruff ruff men.
25:57I have halitosis.
26:01The poodle tells me so.
26:07I'm not cut out for the opera.
26:13I think it's my turn to lead.
26:17I mean, really, who needs a poodle?
26:20The perfect dance partner was here all along.
26:24Oh, and you like my breath.
26:26Why, thank you.
26:29Hey, I hear you've written a brilliant book about the making of fetch.
26:33Oh, you must tell me all about it.
26:35You are a handsome devil.
26:40Okay, one last thing.
26:42Not only do I host my own television show, but I have a fantastic website, too.
26:47Check it out.
26:48There are tons of great games and lots more.
26:50It's like getting a tummy rub for two hours straight.
26:54PBSKidsGo.org
27:05Fetch with ruff ruff men.
27:16Fetch with ruff ruff men.
27:22Funding for Fetch with ruff ruff men has been provided by the National Science Foundation, where discoveries begin.
27:30The Arthur Vining Davis Foundation is dedicated to strengthening America's future through education.
27:35And by Arby's.
27:38And by Green Dog.
27:41And by contributions to your PBS station from viewers like you.
27:46Welcome.
27:48To Be The Luck
27:54Go!
27:55Go!