00:00This is my message to all the kids out there with Tourette's.
00:02Knock it off, stop being weird.
00:06I cheat at the casino
00:08by secretly not having an attachment to material wealth.
00:13Clown cars are really tiny,
00:16but clown shoes are really big.
00:18What's that gas pedal look like?
00:21Yo, if I was hunting and I saw some gatherable berries,
00:25I'd be like, that's none of my business.
00:28I dropped the slow cooker in the bathtub.
00:31The doctor says I have eight hours to live.
00:36Tourette's is sort of the abstract art of disabilities.
00:40A lot of people are like, I could do that.
00:44I'm joining the boycott on J.K. Rowling.
00:46I'm no longer watching any Hufflepuff girlfriend roleplay videos.
00:51Mark Cuban goes, your fly is down.
00:54I go, good evening, sharks.
00:57My invention is pants for that, it's okay.
01:01All dogs go to heaven?
01:03That's why right before I die,
01:05I'm going to graft a bunch of dogs to my body.
01:10It's donkey time, baby.
01:17I hate a lot of these conservative comedians.
01:21It's just a joke, dude.
01:22It's just a form of speech.
01:23Speech doesn't communicate ideas.
01:26It's just a form of speech.
