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From the Cadillac Palace Theatre in Chicago, comedian Chris Fleming bursts onto the screen with a fun and lighthearted b | dG1fQU9MRjE1MFZSOFk
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00:01We're shooting a special tonight.
00:02I'm trying to grow my fan base beyond women
00:04who brought a knife to prom.
00:07I want to applaud the spotlight operator
00:09who was on the team that got Osama.
00:18Everyone is popping up with a mustachioed fiancé
00:21who are all under the delusion
00:22that they're the life of the party at weddings.
00:24Oh, yeah? Let's see him lead a conga line.
00:29Everyone's fun until I thrust into a leadership position.
00:33You ever know a horse and then find out he's 35?
00:39I love that.
00:42I'm like, hell yeah, man. Remember the fleet foxes?
00:49Kabocha, kabocha.
00:52I'm sending him my panties.
00:54We're addicted to the adrenaline heart.
00:58True giants don't need PR.
01:05What do you mean the cameras weren't on?
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