00:01There's no one at the, er...
00:04Yes! Sorry!
00:07Hello there! Welcome to the D-Manor. I, of course, am the D-Man. How may I assist you today?
00:13Got a reservation for two, under the name Shaggins.
00:18Shaggins? Shaggins.
00:20Shaggins. Shaggins. Yes.
00:24Shaggins, you say? Yes, correct.
00:27Ah! No Shaggins.
00:29No Shaggins?
00:30Okay. Try... Bilbo.
00:33Bilbo? Bilbo.
00:36Bilbo. Yes. Bilbo.
00:37Bilbo. B-I-L-B-O.
00:39Billybo.
00:40Are you okay? Bilbo?
00:42Do you have a manager I could speak to? Certainly. Thank you. Please bear with me just a moment.
00:49Ah! Hello! And welcome to the D-Manor. I, of course, am the D-Man.
00:54Of course.
00:56How may I help you?
00:57Reser... reservation for two, please.
00:59Yes, certainly.
01:01Do you have a reservation?
01:02Bilbo Shaggins.
01:03Under... Bilbo Shaggins.
01:05Shaggins?
01:06Yes. Shaggins.
01:07Bilbo.
01:08Yes. Thank you.
01:09Bilbo.
01:10Bilbo.
01:11Bilbo.
01:12Yes.
01:12Ah! I found the reservation.
01:15Fantastic.
01:16Bilbo Shaggins.
01:17Bilbo Shaggins.
01:17It seems to be a slight problem.
01:18We have you here in an executive double.
01:21Yep, that's correct.
01:23Just didn't see a wedding ring.
01:24No, we're not married.
01:26Oh, out of wedlock.
01:28Interesting.
01:29I can, it's no problem. I can upgrade you to two singles.
01:32No, a double is fine.
01:33Okay. Maybe a twin?
01:34No, on the seat, the double is fine.
01:36Okay, maybe two singles pushed together.
01:39No, no, a double is...
01:40We're booked a double, a double is fine.
01:42Okay, we'll get you a superior suite.
01:45Fantastic.
01:46If you'd like to follow me, just this way.
01:49Ah!
01:50Very heavy bag you have there.
01:52Yeah.
01:52Yes.
01:53Would you like some help with that at all?
01:55Hmm?
01:56Yeah?
01:56Yeah.
01:56Okay, Bilbo.
01:57You can grab the big bag there.
01:58That's wonderful.
01:59Let's go, Bilbo!
02:00Okay, if you'd like to follow me.
02:02Oh, Jesus.
02:03Just through here.
02:08So, here we are.
02:13Some of the other rooms.
02:16Slightly larger.
02:18Here we have your humble abode.
02:24So...
02:25I'll do it myself.
02:26Is this it?
02:29Yes, you did book our economy package.
02:32Strange decision, if you ask me.
02:34I mean, it is literally a box with a bed crammed in the corner.
02:38Everything you need is in there.
02:40Bed, pillows, etc.
02:44Any ensuite, bathroom, toilet, anything like that?
02:47Ah, glad you asked.
02:48Yes, we do have communal facilities just down there.
02:51Second door on the left.
02:53Not to be confused with the next door on the left, which is actually my bedroom.
02:58In case you need anything.
03:00I think you'll be okay, thank you.
03:02Ah!
03:03Okay, well, I'll let you get settled in.
03:04And if you do need anything, don't forget, my bedroom is the next one on the left.
03:10Okay.
03:12Have a wonderful stay.
03:13Have a wonderful stay.
03:14Oh, shit.
03:17Can you believe that guy?
03:19I'm going to leave him the shittest review.
03:24Jesus Christ.
03:27Relax, baby.
03:28We're only going to stay here for one night.
03:31That guy was such a prick.
03:35Right, I should probably shower, shouldn't I?
03:36Okay, I will get unpacked.
03:38Yeah, you get unpacked?
03:39Yeah.
03:40Alright, let's see what it's like to have a shitty communal bath.
03:45Who is a communal bath?
03:47How many people are we sharing with?
04:12Hi.
04:13Hi, I just wanted to make sure everything was okay with your room.
04:16Yeah?
04:16Yes.
